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~Okay these stories have nothing to do with the first chapter, but they are just really short little skits I thought up...^_^~

Radditz and Vegeta were standing before Freiza's throne. They had just gotten in trouble again.

Freiza sighed angrily.

"Well, what do you two have to say for yourselves today?" he growled.

Radditz swayed nervously.

"We have nothing to say maam!" Vegeta piped up.

Freiza froze.

"What did you just call me?" he snarled.

"I have no idea what you are talking about maam!" the boy replied.

Radditz rolled his eyes.

"Don't worry sir, he does that to everybody."

"Why?"

The older saya-jin shrugged and mentally rolled his eyes. [Lol!^_^]

Freiza turned his attention to Vegeta, who was currently fidgeting with his tail.

"Why do you call me maam? Why don't you call me sir like everybody else does?" The lizard grinded his teeth, trying not to loose his patience with the young boy.

"It would be going against my beliefs if I called you otherwise Milady." Vegeta saluted.

"What beliefs?" Freiza rolled his eyes, hoping that this was just a stupid faze.

Vegeta just stared ahead.

"What beliefs?" Freiza repeated, louder this time.

Vegeta tilted his head to the side. Then, in a mere flash, he whipped out his hand, pulled of his glove and stuck his palm in Freiza's face. A small symbol was printed on his hand. It was a small circle with a five pointed star in the middle. Vegeta hissed and ran out of the room.

Radditz sweatdropped.

Freiza's left eye twitched.

He then looked over to Radditz.

"Explain." He barked.

Radditz blinked.

The two stared at each other for a while.

~A few hours later~

"What?" Radditz asked. He then turned on his heel and walked out of the room.

Freiza sweatdropped.

So much for the explanation.....Oh well..... That was a waste of time....-_- ;;

~[Vegeta's little "faze" never ended and he continued to call every man "lady" or "maam" or "miss" etc. And when he came across the odd female or two, he would call them sir....Don't ask me why, I'm just an idiot....Wait.....I just insulted myself....-_-]~

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Okay! Next story!

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The three saya-jin's, Vegeta, Radditz and Nappa, are all standing around in Freiza's throne room. The three of them were thinking that they were in trouble. Nappa was twitching nervously, Radditz was rocking back and forth and Vegeta was strangely the only one not fazed by the situation.

After a while of waiting Freiza tittered into the room.

Vegeta raised an eyebrow, why was he so nervous?

He shrugged it off and turned his attention to the situation that was unfolding before him. In other words he was getting ready to say, "It wasn't me!" And generally blame it on the other two.

What the saya-jin's [luckily] hadn't noticed is that it was a full moon tonight. And you could see it right outside the window.

Freiza sat down on his throne.

~ An awkward silence spread across the room....[that seems to happen a lot in my stories...-_-]~

Radditz sighed and went to turn around.

"NO!" Freiza shouted.

Radditz raised an eyebrow. [That happens a lot too...-_-]

"Err...I mean...where are you going?...heh heh......^_^;;"

"Uhh....I was going to turn around to sneeze...."

"NO! Umm.....I mean.....You can sneeze here! ^_^;; Yeah! Here!" Freiza waved his arms around like an idiot to emphasize the point.

The saya-jin's gave each other strange looks, and Radditz didn't turn around.

Freiza was still waving his arms around.

"Uhh....sir?......Why are you still doing that?"

Freiza sweatdropped and racked his brain for an idea.

".......Uhh.......exercise?.....Yeah! Exercise! Heh heh! Nothing like a good old exercise.....uhh...right guys.....uhh.....right?" Freiza nodded his head slowly with a huge sweatdrop on the back of his head.

The warriors stood very still, occasionally twitching.

"Are you feeling okay Milady?" Vegeta asked. ~lol~

"Fine! Fine fine fine fine fine fine fine fine fine..." Freiza continued to mutter and twitch...

0_o

"Umm...sir? Wehavetogonowbye!" [We have to go now, bye!]

And with that being said the three saya-jins spun around.

As Nappa was about to open the door, he looked out the window, straight at the moon.

Freiza froze in horror.

Nappa pulled back his hand slowly, not breaking eye contact with the moon.

Freiza was on the edge of his seat awaiting the horrifying transformation.

The other two saya-jin's stared at the moon too.

Freiza started to sweat.

Nappa ever so slowly put his hand behind his head.

Freiza had curled up on his throne, terrified.

"Well what do ya know! It's a full moon tonight! ^_^" Nappa chirped happily.

The other two nodded and voiced their agreements.

Then the trio continued out the door.

Freiza, on the other hand, fell over twitching.

Poor Freiza.

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NOT!

Haha! Just kidding!

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So....what did you think?

Good/Bad?????

Should I continue?

Oha yeah! And by the way, Vegeta is only about 7-8 years old in these stories....Just so you know! =D

Please review!

Oh! And I would like to say thanks to Takuma! Thanks for the idea! I might use that! ....[If it's okay with you that is!]

And thank-you to my dedicated readers!

Especially Lady Kouga

~Who has probably read and reviewed most of my stories~ THANKS!!!!

I'll shut up now...T_T