Link's Diaries

Introduction: This will kindof be a 'whenever I play' posting. It's an idea a friend of mine and I had about Link…what would it have been like if we had a running internal monologue for Link all through the Ocarina of Time? I make no promises to finish, but at least I've started ;)

Disclaimer: Zelda, Link, etc. belong to Nintendo. *bows*

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Day One:

I have a fairy! I'm not sure if I should be happy or not because she woke me up from quite a nice nap…. that, and she insists on calling me 'Legolas'. Hel-lo…the name's 'Link'. *sigh*

She says her name is 'Navi' and that the Deku Tree sent her as my 'partner'. Didn't know he was into matchmaking. She also said he 'summoned' me. So of course, I jump right out of bed and follow her…well, I continued sleeping, got poked and prodded by Navi and then *crawled* out of bed. I hate Mondays.

On my way out my girlfriend Saria came to see me. Sorry, Navi, but this elf's taken!

Went to see the Deku Tree but Mido got in the way. Bloody Mido…called me 'Mr. No Fairy'. Said I'm not a real man without one. Might I point out that he isn't exactly a man either?

Perhaps not.

He said something about a sword and a shield. Capital Sword, Capital Shield. Like it's *important* or something. Wanker. Well, time to steal some money.

Should a seven-year-old really be carrying a sword?

Should a seven-year-old be stealing money?

Found a Sword in a hole in the ground (honest!) and bought a shield (with the stolen money). Am now ready. Maybe if I sneak up on Mido…*draws sword*