Day Two:
Didn't kill Mido, decided to practice on bad guys first. Then come back for the little weasel…*grin*
Talked to the Deku Tree. Man, that guy's long-winded! I fell asleap halfway through his story about Hyrule and the gods blah blah blah… Whatever. Caught the end though, something about his STOMACH being a DUNGEON. Eww. Went in anyway. This Armani outfit will NEVER be the same.
Got to prove my manliness right away by cutting down some carnivorous shrubbery. Go me! Would have been even better if Navi wasn't yelling at me. Geez, does she EVER shut up?
*gasp* I found a MAP! *proud*
*gasp* I found a SLINGSHOT! *gleeful grin*
*gasp* I found a COMPASS eh- okay, it's old now.
*smile* Squishing spiders is fun…Hey, isn't a little, I dunno, weird that there's all these spiders and stuff inside this guy's stomach? And where are all these rupees coming from I wonder? Did he swallow a banker or something?
Ahh, the BigBad. My old friend Shelo- er, I mean…Gohma! *nervous chuckle* Dude, this is tooeasy…she's got minions telling me how to defeat her! Everything's wrapped up all nice and neat…much quicker than usual.
Ooohh…Dramatic effect…this boss must be reeeeally bad….there's grave mist and everything! Oh..there she is..she's UGLY! Hey, miss spider? You can roll that big hideous eye at me all you want, but I'm still gonna whup it good!
Meh. She's all talk. Got pretty green stone as a reward, and now Mido blames me for the Deku Tree dying. Why is it that no matter how hard I try I can't seem to kill the little bugger? Perhaps it was meant to be.
Guy at the gate has taken a nap. Time to go out and meet the cruel cruel world! But not before a visit from my girlfriend. She brought me a prezzie! A funny looking flute I don't know how to play. Thank you , sweetie, I'll kill something for you, okay?
Now off to the castl- Aw, hell what is THAT? A talking Owl? Oy. I hate him already.
