Ranma ½ & Love Hina X-Over
Love Ranma
By Kensa
Disclaimer: If I owned these Anime Series then I would not be living in a cheap apartment, living on peanut butter n jelly sandwiches while looking for a job to live and going to college at the same time. You do the Equations. Get it. Got it…….Good.
ForeWard: Thanks for the info concerning Hinata ages and revelations. Hinata will be different so that my version of Ranma will fit into Love Hina series. This is for fun. Not seriously done for anything other than shit and giggles. Or something like that. Yeah. Something like that…. Now, Ranma changes as you can plainly read. Ranma gets a gift from his grandmother after going off on the Nerima Residents. Why? Well because…. Because….(Hmm.)…. Just because, okay.
Love Ranma
Ranma was now currently in girl form. It was the first thing he did to show the residents that weird stuff happens to him. It was something he had to do since they had all freaked about him being their new Dorm Manager. He was hoping his curse form would let them realize that he was not bad. Bad in like it was o.k. that he was male.
"Let me get this straight. You have a curse that turns you to a girl with cold water?" Kitsune asked.
"Yeah. So even though you hate the fact that I am male it still does not change the fact that I am your new Dorm Manager. As such it is my duty to inform you of any baggage that may come from my association."
"Oooo. Is association taste good." Su piped up.
"NO!!! I will not allow it." Motoko screamed.
"Oh, that must me terrible." Shinobu quietly replied.
"……" Naru had nothing to say. It was just to weird for her.
"Yeah you must be my nephew. Only the weird shit happens to us. It must be a family curse." Haruka quietly replied.
"Heh. You got that right, Miss Haruka."
Ranma replied to his aunt. He heard what she had to say. It was sadly too true. Sighing Ranma reached into his pocket and pulled out a pack of cigarettes. Without much hesitation he started to light one. He was fairly new at this. Puffing on a cigarette he looked towards his tenets.
"Miss Haruka? Aren't you her nephew?" Kitsune asked.
"Heh. Yeah, but she's too young and beautiful to call her otherwise. Its dis-respectful to her beauty. " Ranma replied confidently. But there was a sweat drop behind her head.
*Damn. She hits hard to if I don't call her miss. So it's what I have to call her. Don't want to get on her bad side. I have a feeling my aunt is a tomboy. A very skilled Tomboy.*
Motoko was currently staring death threats towards the upstart male. He was ignoring her. He should be honorable and answer all their questions, not avoiding them like he is doing. Besides he was just to weird for them. A male who turns into a female with cold water. How absurd.
*Oh boy. Instant female. How interesting. I wonder if he has done anything with his body yet. I know I would.* Kitsune was in her environment. She loved all the interesting happenings at the Apartments. So with a new manager who was really unique it really piqued her curiosity. It would be a blast teasing their new manager.
Su was just sitting there listening to their new quest talk about his self. She was quietly studying him. His body was like wonderland. So interesting. It must be magic. But still she would have fun playing with him and her. Two more play pals for her. And they where nice to her also.
Shinobu could only feel sympathetic to their new manager because his life was really weird. She wouldn't know how to deal with the stuff he does. She would go crazy if she had a sex changing curse. It must be very difficult for him.
For Naru, her thoughts on the guy was that his life was seriuolsy fucked up. How in the world did he get a freaky curse like that. Why would he get it in the first place anyways.
" Now that the formalities are through with, I need to put my stuff away. I would like to tell you the rest of my life story tonight after dinner. I am hungry and tired from the long trip so I would like to rest before I begin my never-ending story. Alright?"
"NOOO!! Having a male to be our Dorm Manager is down right un-ethical and scandalous. I can not allow this transgression to continue any further than it has. I challenge you to a Duel!!" Motoko screamed.
As Motoko announced her challenge the rest of the Hinata residents stared at her. To them this was a little too much drama from Motoko. What was her problem against males in general.
To this Ranma could only Blink. After all this was a usual occurrence for him. To be challenged to a fight right after meeting the person. So he could only wonder what this girl's problem was. He shuddered briefly as a very scary thought became aware to him.
* Oh my God!!! Not another Man-Hating Tomboy. I thought I left this shit back in Nermia!!!*
" If I win then you will leave to never again darken the Hinata Apartments. If you win, however unlikely, then you can stay!!!"
*Wow! Like this is a fucking surprise. Damn I knew this shit was gonna happen but I guess I was just dreaming that it would turn out differently.*
Sigh.
" Very well then, I accept your challenge. When and where?"
* Must all my hopes just be Dreams?"
" Out side, right now!! You will not beat me weakling!"
The rest of the girls where surprised at where this was heading towards. They didn't like to see violent confrontations. Besides Ranma seemed like a okay guy, very weird but still alright.
To Haruka she saw Ranma's discomfort. Even though he tried to hide it, she still saw his disappointment at where this was going. It looked like a memory of his past life. She hoped it wouldn't turn out like that. He went though too much already, he needed a break.
For Motoko this was where she was comfortable. She now had that Male's fate in her hands. She would not allow him to be the Dorm Manager. All Males were weakling's and this one seemed the most weirdest. Weird man were definitely not good to have around a Dorm full of females. Since normal males were bad, he had to be the worst of the kind.
Standing up Ranma motioned Motoko to lead the way. His body was going in auto. His thoughts were not into the upcoming duel, his mood was still bleak. He was depressed on how this was going. Still lamenting over a hopeless dream.
* WAIT!!! DREAM!!! That's why she seemed so familiar!!!"
With those thoughts Ranma looked towards Motoko's back as they walked towards the woods behind Hinata Sou. Everything was coming clear to him. This girl when he saw her was very beautiful, and there was only three girls he ever thought that were beautiful. And she looked vaguely familiar. The sword should of given it away.
*This must be Motoko-Chan. I knew her beauty looked vaguely familiar. This must be Motoko-Chan. But why does she not like me. Why does she look and feel like a Man-Hater. She never was like this. She use to be like Ucchan. WAIT! UCCHAN!! Of Course. It must be like Ucchan. Maybe that Idiot Father of mine arranged a marriage between us then ran off with the Dowry. That's why we left without saying good-bye to any one at the Gods Cry School. THAT BASTARD!!!*
As they continued to walk Ranma remembered his life and remembered how his life went. After all this shit happening right now, it had to be leftover's from my life. And as usual it was all Genma's fault.
Ranma's thoughts darkened as he continued to follow Motoko. His mind was now tightly controlling his emotions. He didn't want to scare the girls by showing his Aura of pitch black hatred for his father.
Motoko was currently clearing her mind for the upcoming Duel. Even though he was a weakling male, all fights are to be taken seriously. She was going to end this as quickly as she could. The faster she got rid of this male the better. She didn't notice Ranma's Aura becoming focused and cold as Ice.
Haruka was watching her nephew closely. He seemed to be deep in thought. She was watching him ever since he began to follow Motoko out towards the wood behind Hinata-Sou. His face showed no emotion nor did his eyes show any either, but his Aura did.
The reason she was currently scrutinizing her Nephew was that after his depressed mood she was concerned for him. She hoped he wouldn't give up on purpose to Motoko. He seemed to be the kind of guy that put others before him. If a girl's sense of well being was compromised by him then he would do anything and everything to make her feel better, even to go so far as to leave.
As he walked his Aura went from Depression to Surprised Dis-Belief. They were quickly followed by Confusion, Shocking Realization, then Sudden Fury and Hatred. He quickly covered up his Aura with a trick that made it where all she read from his Aura was Ice.
She was beginning to get concerned for Motoko's well being. She heard and felt how strong Ranma was, and he outclassed Motoko considerably. She hoped Ranma wouldn't let things get out of control. Ranma could seriously hurt Motoko.
Haruka kept her findings a secret by hiding behind her cigarettes and care free attitude. It wouldn't do to scare the girls. The girls would probably do something stupid for Motoko if they thought she was in trouble.
Puffing out a ring of smoke she noticed that Motoko and Ranma had stopped. They were in a large clearing in the woods. They were at the sight of the upcoming Duel. The time to fight was now.
The rest of the Hinata Residents were silent as they stood behind Haruka. All were too busy in their own thoughts and to watching the current events to talk. All were confused on how they should act.
Looking towards Haruka they looked for guidance. All they saw was Haruka impassively watching Ranma and Motoko. This calmed their hidden fears.
They felt that this was all wrong. They were afraid that the fighters would hurt each other, or more precisely that Motoko would kill Ranma. They didn't know that Ranma was a very talented fighter.
Resting their fears they stared at the silent fighters that were twenty feet apart from each other.
Motoko having stopped in her tracks noted that Ranma had stopped twenty feet behind her. He obviously knew they had arrived at the fight site. So this meant he knew a little biut a bout fighting. But that was still not gonna help him.
Turning towards her opponent she began to study him. He looked like he was rather deep in thought. Maybe he was thinking that he was in deep shit.
*And how right he Is.*
Ranma was still raging at his father behind his Icy demeanor, but he was still aware of his surroundings. He noticed that there was a clearing ahead of them so he stopped near the edge of the wood that surrounded the clearing. He saw Motoko stop twenty feet from him.
As the moments passed he began to study Motoko. It was Bitch to have to fight her after figuring out who she was. But this was still a Duel. He really hoped that she would forgive him after he defeated her. He really hoped she wouldn't pull a Ryouga and seek him out for Vengeance repeatedly.
*By the way she moves I can tell she is very skilled in her Art. The Gods Cry School run by the Aoyama Family. Motoko Aoyama was the Girl who was being groomed to become the School's Future Grandmaster. If I remember correctly from the Basics, the School is Dependent on the Students Mentality behind their moves. They taught me the basics, believing that since I was so young I wouldn't remember the training. But I still remember, in fact I even know some of the Aoyama Secret Techniques.*
Ranma still remembered a incident at the Aoyama School when he was there. He had once watched Motoko's older sister Tsuruko practice late at night. He watched her as she went though several Gods Cry Secret Techniques. He was captivated by the power of her fighting skills. Mesmerized by the sight all he could do was watch Tsuruko silently. He was caught by Tsuruko, but she let him off once she asked him why he was up late. He told her about his Nightmares he constantly had about a past Training Experience. He never told Tsuruko what it was that scared him though, he was afraid that she would laugh at him. After all a strong warrior such as her would consider his fear as a ridiculous weakness.
Ranma was brought out of his Memories by Motoko. She was Talking again . She was trying to make clear the expectations of the loser, and making sure he understood that. It briefly annoyed him that she thought he would be dishonorable as that.
But after thinking that he remembered that she was angry with him. If she was angry at him then maybe his fears of her about his father were correct. Then she was in the right to think that, however much he hated that thought.
Nodding his confirmation to understanding the Bet, Motoko began the Duel.
"Then if you agree. Let this Duel Begin." After saying this she tossed him a wooden bokken.
To this, all Ranma could do was blink and wonder where the bokken came from. Also where her own bokken came from. As a matter of fact why was he suddenly dressed up like Samurai of old.
" I am Aoyama Motoko Heir to the God's Cry School of Martial Arts, prepare to be beaten unmercifully."
Motoko spoke her title out loud and confidently, and a bit arrogantly. Dropping into a impressive and frightening offensive stance, she waited for him to quiver in fear. It was one way to intimidate a opponent. A Weakling Male such as this Ranma would surely be soiling his Pants at this moment.
To her disappointment and surprise Ranma wasn't.
In fact Ranma was staring at her impassively. He looked her over briefly as if judging her. This made her annoyed. He was stalling in his introduction. If he was stalling from fear she would not have been annoyed, she would be enjoying it. But his contemplative attitude was aggravating. Right before she was forego his introduction he spoke.
As Ranma Heard Motoko give her name and school his assumptions were confirmed. Silently he looked her over once more. She had grown from that cute little girl into a beautiful young woman despite her arrogance. A beautiful Young Woman who was a Master in her Family's form of Martial Arts. He would take her seriously.
Flickering his eyes once more on his attire and weapon he forgot about these strange items that appeared out of nowhere.
After all it was rather right in this context. It made for Drama in the upcoming Duel. It was right for the occasion. It would give style to Motoko's and his reunion.
" I am Saotome Ranma, Master of The Anything Goes School of Martial Arts and I except your challenge."
So saying He dropped into his own stance. His stance surprised both Haruka and Motoko. They both gasped as they Recognized where the stance was from.
Kitsune, Su, Shinobu, and Naru where fixated on the two fighters. After seeing Haruka calm from the current events and losing any inhibition they had they began to look forward to the Duel. After all Motoko was a very Impressive fighter. Even if Ranma was an okay guy, they didn't think he stood a chance against Motoko.
Besides if Haruka was not worried about Ranma then that meant that she did not hink that he would be hurt rather badly. After all Haraku knew how strong Motoko was with the Blade. So if she was okay with the fight then so were they.
Watching Motoko dressed in her Hakama with Ranma facing her Dressed as a Samurai of Old was like watching a scene out of a movie. As the wind picked up and blew leaves around, the surrounding wood became silent except for the softly blowing wind and their own rapidly beating heart. The atmosphere was very intense, it looked like nature was picking up onto the unfolding events and adding its own special effects to the scene. The dramatic atmosphere became even more intense as Motoko spoke.
Her speech consisted of the bet and a promise from both opponents to honor it and ended with her Introduction.
The girls then turned towards Ranma. They wanted to see his reaction to Motoko's words. Even they were not participating in the fight they were still frightened of Motoko's words. They hoped that he wasn't to scared from it.
As they saw Ranma they were quite surprised by his attitude.
The wind blew a leaf past his face, it drew attention to his face and eyes. His face was impassive and unconcerned, while his eyes showed no fear what so ever. His body posture showed no shaking or quivering. It was weird how he managed to not be effected by Motoko's Words.
They all swiveled their heads back towards Motoko. They wanted to see how Motoko was taking this brush off of her words. Motoko's Face contorted into annoyance quickly before it went back into a clam demeanor. Her eyes however burned with rage.
The girls turned their heads back to Ranma after watching Motoko. It looked as if she was going to Attack Ranma without him introducing himself. She was stopped as Ranma spoke though. The girls were all surprised by Ranma's announcement of his Martial Arts Mastery. He didn't seem the type. He seemed like a male Kitsune, not a male Motoko.
They were shocked again though as Ranma finished his Introduction. Dropping into a familiar stance he waited for Motoko to make the first move. His stance was followed by short gasps from both Haruka and Motoko. This surprised them, for what stance could surprise Motoko and Haruka both. Should they begin to worry again?
Haruka watched as Motoko finished her short speech. A little miffed that she would make a snap judgment of Ranma even though they just meet. It still bugged her that her nephew was getting dragged into this.
* Well Ranma, lets see how Motoko stacks up to you….even though you are using a weapon.*
Haruka was impressed by his attitude so far. Even though he was forced into this he was handling it quite well. If it were her, she would have forced the girls to accept the fact of a new Dorm Manager.
As Ranma finished his own mini-speech he dropped into a stance that shocked her. Gasping out loud with surprise Haruka realized that something was going on that she didn't know about. Like how did Ranma know that advanced form of stance from the Gods Cry School. Only Grandmasters from the Aoyama Family knew that stance.
Motoko was taken aback with his speech. She didn't know he was a master of his own family's style of Martial Arts. She thought he was another loser male, but then again it may be a weak form of Martial Arts. Nothing to worry about, especially since she was the Heir to the Gods Cry School of Martial Arts.
As Ranma ended his introductions he dropped into a fighting stance with the bokken.
Motoko gasped as she realized where the stance was from. It was a stance that she knew of only one person to know off. Only the Grandmaster of the Gods Cry School would know that stance. Only her older, Tsuruko, should know that stance.
"Motoko-Chan, I see you know my stance. Are you surprised? You shouldn't be. If you really think about it, it should be quite obvious that I would know it."
Ranma couldn't help but to tell Motoko that. She would probably be too concerned on where he knew her school than with the fight. He wanted a good fight that would bring back memories of better times for him. If she was not in top shape then it would be a waste of time for him and her.
The girls where farther confused by what was happening as Ranma spoke to Motoko. He spoke to her informally like a friend would, not a perfect stranger. His words were also strange as they obliviously had a impact on Motoko. His fighting stance and words effected Motoko strongly. They hoped that this didn't mean that Motoko was in danger.
And Haruka was also effected by Ranma's words. Is it from her knowing something that they didn't know concerning Ranma. Or is it from her finding out something that she didn't know about previously concerning Ranma. They began to worry even more as they realized that Haruka was Surprised.
Haruka was never surprised. If there was Armageddon going on, she would still be calmly puffing on her cigarette. Her eyes would be impassive as they stared at Death. Nothing could ever effect her.
So if Haruka was Surprised then maybe something bad was going on.
* Well what a surprise Nephew, you accept Motoko's challenge calmly. You're even going to use a bokken to make things fair. Now you drop into a stance that only a Grandmaster of the Gods Cry School should know about. Not only do you do that but it is clear that you know what you're doing in that stance. It should be impossible, since Genma taught you Anything Goes which is Un-Armed Combat, and also since only that particular stance is part of Motoko's Family Art. But you call Motoko Chan, telling her she should not be surprised about you using that stance. As if you and her have met before……. That's It! Your training trip, you must of spent time in Kyoto with Motoko's Family learning Gods Cry. But that should be impossible because God's Cry is only taught to the Aoyama Family Members.*
"What do you Mean?!! I should not be surprised. Where did you learn God's Cry from, only my family is taught God's Cry!!!"
As Motoko announced this the rest of the Hinata girls gasped. This new revelation was making the situation even more confusing than before. It also made this even more dramatic and worry some.
They knew that the stance was familiar. Motoko used a similar stance. A stance from her school of the Gods Cry. They were surprised beyond belief now.
This fight now had the making's of a major motion picture for a Martial Arts film. A secret school with hidden techniques and secrets. A climatic fighting scene that is between two masters of the blade. It had enough drama and action to make millions of dollars from if it were filmed and sold.
As Motoko's words flashed across Ranma's mind he was surprised. Motoko didn't know who he was. Realizing this, it made Ranma a little sad until he realized something else.
*If Motoko doesn't remember who I am then that means that Pop's never engaged us and ran off with the Dowry. So Motoko doesn't hate me because of that. That meanse that she might like me if she remembers me as he childhood friend. This Duel can be a friendly spar instead of a serious Duel.*
" Ahh, Motoko-Chan how can you not remember me. I'm hurt. Surely you would have remembered this….." As Ranma said this he made a face.
The girls and Haruka could only face fault as Ranma pulled down one eyelid while sticking out his tongue.
"Bii-Daaa!!!"
As Ranma made this gesture, Motoko's mind flashed with memories of the past. Almost forgotten Memories of a friend she once had. A friend who was a little 10 year old boy.
Motoko remembers a little boy in a gi that was practicing with her at the God's Cry School. She remembers all the fun they had together. She remembers a scene of the past that made her heart beat fast.
She remembers as she was practicing her forms.
She was swinging her bokken rapidly in a quick swings, her face scrunched up into a little frown of determination. Suddenly a someone tickles her side from behind. Surprised she yelps then falls into laughter. Turning she she's Ran-Chan had snuck up from behind her. With tears in her eyes she tries to swat his hands from her waist. Ran-Chan only laughs at her as he releases her.
Glaring at Ran-Chan she tells him that she was busy training and not to bother her.
He would reply by making a silly face at her, that would always lead her to begin giggling. As she would giggle her sister would walk in and she her giggling. Tsuruko would always assume that Motoko was playing around rather than practicing. Tsuruko would then punish her by making her do extra chores around the house. She hated doing chores around the house. She would then glare at Ran-Chan trough out the entire practice. He would smile cheekily at her as he practiced his sword forms by her side. She would always wait to get him after Tsuruko wasn't around. If Tsuruko saw her trying to beat the stuffing out of Ran-Chan then she would be in eve more trouble than before. She learned this the first time Ran-Chan pulled that stunt on her before practice began.
As practice would finish Tsuruko would tell them a good job for giving it their all in practice. Then she would exit out the back.
As soon as she was gone Ran-Chan would pull down one eyelid and stick his tongue out at her going, "Bii-Daa!!!" She would then scream out his name as he ran towards the door. She would follow him as he laughed at her. Her screams of beating him into a okoyonomaki as she swung at him would leave her chasing him all over the School grounds. She would never catch him, the laughter and joy and happiness never leaving his face as he ran from her. At the end of the chase they would both be all smiles.
He was the only friend she had at the School who trained with her. He only stayed with her two weeks before he mysteriously left. She remembered crying for a long time after that. Crying over Ran-Chan her best friend.
"RAN-CHAN!!!!" Motoko cried incredulously.
To that, Ranma could answer only one way.
Laughing he leapt towards Motoko and before she could respond he was upon her. His attack was fast and devastatingly powerful. Motoko was helpless against such an attack.
Ranma had quickly dashed towards Motoko-Chan as she was stunned. Before she could react, Ranma was already past her. Stopping behind her he quickly struck.
Reaching with two hands he grabbed her sides and began to tickle her.
"EEeeee!!! Stop it!! Hee! Hee! Hee! Hee!!! …….."
Motoko dropped her bokken and began to laugh as Ranma's hands attacked her ticklish spots on her sides. Her protests quickly gave away to giggles. Gasping as her eye's began to tear up she tried to stop giggling as she wrestled with Ranma's hands on her sides.
Twisting she tried to swat his hands away but instead of successfully evading his attack she tripped instead. Being tickled into giggling fits made her unaware of her surrounding's. A small little rock made her fall as she twisted away from Ranma.
Her arms got entangled with Ranma's.
Her unexpected fall pulled Ranma along with her. His arms instantly in circled her. He then twisted his body to beneath her so she wouldn't get hurt. They hit the ground with simultaneous outbursts.
"OOFFff!!!'
"OOFFff!!!"
They landed with Ranma on his back and Motoko laying on top of him. They were face to face. Both looked at each other as they tried to recover from the fall. As their eyes connected they realized the position they were in. Both began to heavily blush.
That was until Ranma continued with his assaults on Motoko.
His arms near their target, Ranma quickly got over the situation they were in. After all in Nermia this position was normal for him. Besides they were in the middle of a Duel.
Motoko could only break up into giggles again as Ranma began to tickle her again.
Forgetting her surroundings and letting herself go in the situation she began to tickle his sides also.
Remembering him brought back many good memories. It was great to see him again. Also it was time for some payback. So thinking that she redoubled her efforts into her attacks on Ranma.
Both of them were too busy being reunited that they forgot their surroundings. They forgot that they were supposed to be fighting a Duel. They forgot about the others watching them. All they could focus on was each other.
To the others after recovering from their face fault, they were stunned by what they saw next. Motoko called out Ranma's name as she recognized him. Ranma answered by laughing as he charged Motoko. Before they could cry out in worry for Motoko Ranma was upon her.
Ranma's Attack and Motoko's reactions made them Face fault again.
Ranma had employed a tickle attack against Motoko. It was very devastating in its effects. Motoko was now girlishly giggling away.
Staring unbelievably towards them the others could only watch as Motoko tried to get away but only to trip and fall. Pulling Ranma down with her, they got entangled together. Motoko landed with Ranma below her, both were looking eye to eye and both blushing.
The others thought that maybe this would snap both of the fallen Martial Artists out of it but instead, Ranma continued with his previous actions. Soon Motoko was once again giggling like a school girl, but instead of protesting this time she fought him fire with fire.
The others all Face faulted for the third time, as they saw Ranma and Motoko rolling around on the ground giggling and laughing tickling each other.
Well, there it is. The second chapter to the story. Hope it is alright. I wasn't going to work on this until I had gotten further along on my other stories. I wanted to write more Sinn and Can't Get Enough, before I devoted all my time on this fic.
Actually I have two other chapters of Sinn done, and the full chapter of Can't Get Enough. I just haven't put them up yet. I have four other stories I am also writing along with these three. I have a big one going on right now where its AMG and Ranma ½ X-over. That one has two other continuation series. I am writing all three at once. So its going slowly for writing fics.
I will write the other chapters to this when I have time. Yes it will go on. You know, like until I grow old and grey only to get weird and disappear into the mountains. Or something like that. Oh, and in some news….. One of my Favorite FanFic Authors replied to my E-Mail I sent them. That is like, so cool. I thought that it was a waste of time and effort. Heh.
As the sun settles in the West and Night brings Dreams, Eternal Desires leave me Awake and Restless enough to write this:
"GOOD NIGHT AND GOOD RIDDANCE!!!!"
"No…. I really mean it!!!"
"What do you mean, Hell No We Wont Go!!!"
"STILL HERE?!!"
"FOR DISTURBING MY BEAUTY SLEEP N' EROTIC DREAMS, IN THE NAME OF ALL THINGS CUTE AND FLUFFY, I…….."
TWACKKK!!!
"OOUCHH!!! THAT HURT YOU BITCH!!! DAMN YOU ALL, LEAVE!!!"
"LEAVE NOW!!! DON'T MAKE ME SEND OUT MY ATTACK KITTEN!!!"
"GO KITTY. KITTY, ATTACK WITH YOUR SUPER-KAWAII ATTACK! NO ONE CAN RESIST YOU!!!"
"KITTY GO!! DAMN YOU KITTY GO ALREADY…..HEY WHAT ARE YOU EATING KITTY? IS THAT MY CHEESY PUFFS!!! DOWN KITTY…BAD KITTY!!! THAT'S MY CHEESY PUFFS!!!
