Chapter 3 of The potatoes revenge serious: Mount Potatoes Revenge By: Me and since people requested it I'm writing it. YAY.

Hiei was still walking away from the kitchen he left with the potato lord, as for the potato lord we'll tell you later. Hiei was nearing a mountain pass not exactly knowing where he was going, but any way away from the potatoes. A sign crossed his eyes reading, "Mount Potato 2 miles ahead, Potato kitchen Japanese tavern 500 ft to your left." Hiei didn't exactly get a chance to eat his food when the potatoes got moldy and just had to come alive and attack him so he decided to stop by the potato kitchen.

Opening the door of the tavern he took a seat and ordered. Wouldn't you know it was all potatoes. This was really going to be a long day. (you would understand if you read the first 2 chapters) Hiei had to think a bit and ordered the potato soup with a side order of potato salad. His meal had come in no time flat and hiei looked at it in disgust. He attempted to eat the potato salad, as he was getting the chop sticks his steaming hot soup poured onto his cloak thing. "SHIT." Was the first word to be screamed out of his mouth. The tender glared at him. Hiei shook his head and tried to eat again. This time the table flipped over on him. Some sort of potato kung fu method no doubt! "Shit EVERY FUCKEN time I try to friggin eat a SIMPLE POTATO ALL HELL BREAKS LOOSE!" he screamed at the table. Hiei looked over to the tender, who by the way gave hiei the finger which didn't help this at all. Hiei set the table up right, as he was doing this the bowl randomly turned into a flaming metal brick and clocked him on the head. Hiei not expecting to get walloped upside the head with a firing brick fell. Hiei quickly got up ready to fight this madness and smelled burning. He looked down and "OH MY GOD!" where the first time these words came out of his mouth as He realized his cloak and feet where burning.

Hiei was franticly trying to put out the flames. (even though he probably wouldn't care much) During his fire dancing the potato salad flew into his hair. Hiei while trying to smother the flames was also trying to get the potato gunk out of his hair (imagine Kurama in this situation) Hiei got so Pissed off after getting the potato salad out of his hair and forgot to pay the tender. And wouldn't you know it he was getting chased by some thing other than the potato lord.