Chapter Two
Notes: In celebration of completed nasty lame english essays, a new chappie!
Neo was trying to grab all the chocolate bunnies as the bunnies in turn tried to run away. "No...wait...come back here....come on..."
Smith had regained his posture and had started to think clearly again, "Why would anybody give us a mansion? We're not famous, are we?"
"Yeah, its not like some guy named Keanu acts as me and some dude who once played Elrond in LOTR plays you..." Neo said, huggling bunnies.
"What did you just say?" Smith asked.
"Oh, nothing, just pondering." Neo responded, "Hey, when can we harass the maids?"
"Never. Their probably afraid you'll slap them in bullet-time." Smith laughed.
"No their not!" Neo said, dropping the bunnies, "I know, let's go check out the rest of the place!" Before Smith could respond, Neo had grabbed his arm, yet again, and was pulling him up the stairs.
They came to the bedroom and found something interresting...
"Hey...there's only one bed." Smith noted.
"Ooooh! And it looks comfortable! Let's try it out!" Neo squealed, running and jumping on the bed.
"There's....only....one.....BED."
"Its squishy!" Neo said, trying to find a good postion. He ended up on his back, looking quite flustered.
"There's only one--" Smith was suddenly cut off when he saw how Neo was laying. With his legs open and that smile on his face...
Smith quickly turned around, only to face a mirror, which only reflected Neo off it. "GAH!" he cried, turning away from the mirror to find himself staring at another mirror, still reflecting off Neo...
"There sure are alot of mirror's in this room!" Neo noted cheerfully, noticing Smith.
Smith did a quick slashing motion with his finger. A second later, all the mirrors in the room shattered. Then, with a look of triumph on his face, he turned around--only to find Neo standing there, grasping his hand. "GAH!" he cried.
"See, lookie, you cut your hand..." Neo said, "Well, I guess now is a better time than any...MEDI-MAIDS!"
At once, three woman dressed as nurses came in, put Smith on a strecher and rolled him to the bed where he was put comfortably on it. One Medi-maid began hooking him up to a heart monitor machine while another hooked up morphine and the final maid started spraying the cut with antibiotic spray.
"Don't worry, John! You'll be okay!" Neo cried from somewhere. Smith couldn't bring his head to move around. The morphine was already making him woozy.
"Stop calling me that, you sexy human of a man..." Smith mumbled before closing his eyes.
***
Smith woke up to the loud themesong of ER.
"WOULD SOMEBODY SHUT THAT OFF?!!!" Smith cried.
The music suddenly went off to be replaced by cheerful-yet-cheesy hospital music. Suddenly Neo was at his side, dressed in a nurse's outfit, hat and all.
"Kinky," Smith joked when he saw him.
Neo blushed, "Anyway, are you okay?"
"I got my hand cut, drugged for no apparent reason," Smith said, "And I saw you in that outfit. I'm doing just fine." after saying this last statement though, Smith went into a 30 second self-hate arguement within his head and it did not end until Neo spoke.
"So...I made you feel better?"
"What?"
"I made you feel better!"
"NO!"
"Yes I did!" Neo cried, grabbing Smith's cheeks, "I made Jonny all better!"
"Release me at once...and stop calling me that!"
"I made you feel--"
"MAIL!" a sudden voice interrupted as a letter appeared from no where and landed on Smith's head. Neo reached for it, on mistake touching Smith's cheek. Goosepimples appeared there as a shiver went down Smith's spine that he could understand.
"Hey! Its an invitation to a party!" Neo said.
Smith shook out of his shivering, "A party?"
"Yeah...from the Insitution of Insane Teens."
"Sounds dangerous."
"We should go! We get you all nice and dressed up and take off your shades..."
"No."
"No what?"
"The shades do not go. The shades stay with me at all times."
"Didn't I break them off your face one time..."
"Alright, fine. No need to bring up all the charades of my ass being kicked."
"Good! Now get out of bed! We're going to a party!"
"Listen, kinky looking retard, I just got off of morphine, what in the seven hells makes you think I can get up?"
***
End o' chp 2
yeppers! That was funny. What was really funny was the ER music when its Thursday and ER comes on Thursdays...really ironicywhatchamacallyit, huh? Okay, I'm making no sense.
Notes: In celebration of completed nasty lame english essays, a new chappie!
Neo was trying to grab all the chocolate bunnies as the bunnies in turn tried to run away. "No...wait...come back here....come on..."
Smith had regained his posture and had started to think clearly again, "Why would anybody give us a mansion? We're not famous, are we?"
"Yeah, its not like some guy named Keanu acts as me and some dude who once played Elrond in LOTR plays you..." Neo said, huggling bunnies.
"What did you just say?" Smith asked.
"Oh, nothing, just pondering." Neo responded, "Hey, when can we harass the maids?"
"Never. Their probably afraid you'll slap them in bullet-time." Smith laughed.
"No their not!" Neo said, dropping the bunnies, "I know, let's go check out the rest of the place!" Before Smith could respond, Neo had grabbed his arm, yet again, and was pulling him up the stairs.
They came to the bedroom and found something interresting...
"Hey...there's only one bed." Smith noted.
"Ooooh! And it looks comfortable! Let's try it out!" Neo squealed, running and jumping on the bed.
"There's....only....one.....BED."
"Its squishy!" Neo said, trying to find a good postion. He ended up on his back, looking quite flustered.
"There's only one--" Smith was suddenly cut off when he saw how Neo was laying. With his legs open and that smile on his face...
Smith quickly turned around, only to face a mirror, which only reflected Neo off it. "GAH!" he cried, turning away from the mirror to find himself staring at another mirror, still reflecting off Neo...
"There sure are alot of mirror's in this room!" Neo noted cheerfully, noticing Smith.
Smith did a quick slashing motion with his finger. A second later, all the mirrors in the room shattered. Then, with a look of triumph on his face, he turned around--only to find Neo standing there, grasping his hand. "GAH!" he cried.
"See, lookie, you cut your hand..." Neo said, "Well, I guess now is a better time than any...MEDI-MAIDS!"
At once, three woman dressed as nurses came in, put Smith on a strecher and rolled him to the bed where he was put comfortably on it. One Medi-maid began hooking him up to a heart monitor machine while another hooked up morphine and the final maid started spraying the cut with antibiotic spray.
"Don't worry, John! You'll be okay!" Neo cried from somewhere. Smith couldn't bring his head to move around. The morphine was already making him woozy.
"Stop calling me that, you sexy human of a man..." Smith mumbled before closing his eyes.
***
Smith woke up to the loud themesong of ER.
"WOULD SOMEBODY SHUT THAT OFF?!!!" Smith cried.
The music suddenly went off to be replaced by cheerful-yet-cheesy hospital music. Suddenly Neo was at his side, dressed in a nurse's outfit, hat and all.
"Kinky," Smith joked when he saw him.
Neo blushed, "Anyway, are you okay?"
"I got my hand cut, drugged for no apparent reason," Smith said, "And I saw you in that outfit. I'm doing just fine." after saying this last statement though, Smith went into a 30 second self-hate arguement within his head and it did not end until Neo spoke.
"So...I made you feel better?"
"What?"
"I made you feel better!"
"NO!"
"Yes I did!" Neo cried, grabbing Smith's cheeks, "I made Jonny all better!"
"Release me at once...and stop calling me that!"
"I made you feel--"
"MAIL!" a sudden voice interrupted as a letter appeared from no where and landed on Smith's head. Neo reached for it, on mistake touching Smith's cheek. Goosepimples appeared there as a shiver went down Smith's spine that he could understand.
"Hey! Its an invitation to a party!" Neo said.
Smith shook out of his shivering, "A party?"
"Yeah...from the Insitution of Insane Teens."
"Sounds dangerous."
"We should go! We get you all nice and dressed up and take off your shades..."
"No."
"No what?"
"The shades do not go. The shades stay with me at all times."
"Didn't I break them off your face one time..."
"Alright, fine. No need to bring up all the charades of my ass being kicked."
"Good! Now get out of bed! We're going to a party!"
"Listen, kinky looking retard, I just got off of morphine, what in the seven hells makes you think I can get up?"
***
End o' chp 2
yeppers! That was funny. What was really funny was the ER music when its Thursday and ER comes on Thursdays...really ironicywhatchamacallyit, huh? Okay, I'm making no sense.
