Title: The Sex God or Dave The Laugh
Author: Charlie James
Rating: PG-13
A/N: Uh. . .wow, readers (those of you who reviewed especially) are spectacular (I just expanded my vocab.). Also, the majority of people who reviewed wanted Georgia to end up with Dave the Laugh; so starting with this post I'll start tallying up the votes.
Disclaimer: Unfortunately I neither own or have any affliation of sorts with the Georgia Nicolson series


Chapter 1


wednesday november 24th
my room
10:03 am

It is only November and I have done so much I ate my baby (it's a symbolicosity thing), I being a red-bottomed vixen have begun some sort of tryst with Dave the L. I choose to stop here, being suspended has given me way too much time to think and to be serious. Not counting the prank calls to the Wet One's house, the magazine reading, the trying new looks with make-up, the face masks, and the chocolate eating (yum).

But I do indeed have a point, I can not keep stringing along Robbie if I want Dave and vice versa. So I have to choose once and for all, I really do mean it this time.


10:37 am

I have had a strike of wisdomosity, I am a genius! It is all very simple now that I think about it; I am a lovelorn girl stuck between two equally matched lads. The solution flip a coin! Tails shall be Robbie and heads will be Dave the L.


11:00 am

The Sex God won in the first 48 flips but Dave won the last 3 and because he won the last three it is the same as winning the first 48 flips. I see Angus lurking outside the door to my bedroom I better go see what he wants.


friday november 26th
living room
5:33 pm

I hate Robbie I truly mean it this time. Can you believe the nerve of him? Telling me I had no right to embarrass his poor little Wet One Lindsey. She has had it coming for a long time!

It gets worse mum used to know the Wet One's mum, they went to school together back in the Stone Ages. That is why on Sunday Mr. and Mrs. Robert Nicolson will be giving a finally-after-ten-years get to know you party! What in the name of panty hose is wrong with my vati and mutti?

Now here is the très très très terrible part the invite list:

1. Mr. and Mrs. Next Door(Boring)
2. Mr. and Mrs. Across the street(Boring)
3. Jas and her family(Boring)
4. Rosie, her mum and her new boyfriend, her dad and his girlfriend(Interesting)
5. Ellen and her family(Blah)
6. Jools and her family(Interesting)
7. Mabs and her family(Boring)
8. Sophie and her family(Boring)
9. Sven and his host family(Mildly Interesting)
10. The Jennings(Bloody Awkward and Simply Awful)
11. The Wet One and her family(Bloody Awkward and Simply Awful)
12. Dave and family(Bloody Awkward and Simply Awful)
13. Our Family (Yuck)

I am of to kill myself now.




Hi Fabbity-Fab Readers,
I am sorry for such another short part, but I hope you keep reading and reviewing. I will also try and post longer parts more frequently.

Thank You:

MTSnowVT23

Herbie

Punk Magic - Thank you for putting me on your favorites list and most people seem to want Dave the L.

Sara - It may take me a while but I will finish it.

chicken

WarriorOfAvalon

Jowawa

Too lazy to sign in

Chachi21

Erin Faith - thanx for your super marvy review

Ulita the Devine Authoress

Black Sparkles - after this one the chapters should be more frequent and longer

plane_atkinson

Helen

poppy

vanilla carmen - Unfortunately I no longer have the lead someone else posted a story, talk about a swiz.

Tine - thanx, I wasn't sure it sounded like Georgia so I'm going to reread the books to make it more Georgia-esque

Kiki - thanx for the constructive criticism

Muse - almost as good as the original? You are so double cool. . . .and with knobs!

another teenage drone - why don't you like Dave? JK! Thanx for the review! J'aime tu aussi (and I'm supposed to be awful at Froggie so says Ms. Anderson).

candycanekid - you have been dubbed a groovy person for complimenting the Georgia-esque of my story.