Title: The Sex God or Dave The Laugh

Author: Charlie James

Rating: PG-13

A/N: OMG! Thank you so much for all the wonderful reviews, you lot are so Groovesville, Arizona

Chapter 2

friday november 26th living room 10:31 pm

Last night was bloody brill! I might have to finish scraping the kidney pie of the ceiling but still, it was fantastic.

At first it did not look like it would turn out well, because mum thought I should learn how to cook properly. That is why we were in the kitchen for four hours.

Mom had decided that she wanted to try and make a chocolate cake with the very fab swirls. I do not know why on Earth; I am guessing the Cake Decorating classes. The happenings of those four hours were pure hell. When we tried to make the cake mum screwed up the batter it took us four more times to "perfect it". Following that was an entrance by Libby and a departure of the mix. An hour later a decent batter had been made, but it burned while we were making the sweet-icing-swirls. Needless to say it took a while to get the cake done. After I had helped mum draw the swirls she sent me of to clean the rooms. In case someone wondered into them.

I understood this was a subconscious way of telling me to go and try that new avocado facemask. I found out something new today, I am allergic to avocado.

I had an allergic reaction to the mask and my face swelled and turned so red. Mum being immensely concerned rushed me to the Doctor's where Dr. George Clooney gave me a shot. He and mum discussed for an hour ways to prevent this from happening again while I waited out in the corridor. By the time mum came out she had invited Dr. George Clooney and his son to the evening dinner.

When we got back to the house mum told me to get ready and to not try anything. I did not understand what she meant by that.

The dinner party finally began and the first guests were the Wet Ones. It was so disgusting, I thought Lindsey was a wet weed but that is nothing compared to her mum. Her father was surprisingly enough okay looking.

I thought I would survive until mum decided to speak, "Georgie why don't you go show Lindsey where to hang the coats; than you girls can go gossip and talk about make-up and boys." As she said this she giggled and winked; she thought she was helping me.

While we were walking to the coat room Lindsey decided to give me a wonderful piece of advice, "Little girl I am only going to warn you once; Robbie is mine keep away from him-". At this point she stopped because Angus living up to his reputation attacked her tearing her stockings to shred and causing her to bleed. Lindsey ran off and I smiled as I hung up the coat and went to go greet the next guests.

The smile quickly left my face when I realized it was Granddad, Uncle Eddie, James, Aunt Mathilda and Uncle Liam.

"Gee, you've gotten quite big darling and whoa; Liam look at that her nose it's so large," Aunt Mathilda then broke into a giggling fit, "just like her father's, speaking of Bob where is he? Bob! Aren't you going to come and greet us?"

She then handed Uncle Liam all of her things which he proceeded to give to me, "Georgia, love, you don't mind putting this away for me do you?" Upon hearing this everyone else piled their coats on me; everyone except for cousin James who gave me a smile and offered to help me.

After hearing this my mum went off, "Your Jamie Mathilda is such a good boy; I wish Georgia was more like him."

Three minutes later I was in the closet with James when he said, "Care for a game of Tickly Bears?" He then 'accidentally' touched my nunga-nungas. After that I quickly ran out of the closet; I was just in time to greet more guests.

As soon as I opened the door I shut it and turned around.

"Georgie who was that?" my mum called out.

"No one-" but she had already reached the door and opened it for the Jennings.

"Oh, I'm so sorry I have no idea why she slammed the door on you all; but do come in let me take your coats. Georgia Nicolson get out here!" I walked slowly into the entrance hall hoping to delay the moment for as long as possible.

"Hi, when did you get here."

"Not long ago it was when you opened the door than shut it on us," said Tom. Before this moment I had rather liked Tom, not anymore.

I giggled nervously, "Don't be ridiculous, I didn't see you- is that Jas I hear." I made a mad dash to the door, completely ignoring Robbie. I frowned and became quite nervous as I opened the door to the Laughs. I suddenly felt very awkward, more so, when Dave greeted Robbie and the Jennings. I quickly noticed the pointed stares I was receiving from the Jennings and Dave. With no other option I fled back to the living room where my family was; the other guests soon followed.

So when the doorbell rang of course I jumped at the chance to escape, "I've got it!" I yelled as I ran down the corridor. The door swung open before I even opened it and there stood a very angry Ellen with her family.

"I can't believe you Georgia! How could you do this to me? Jas told me everything! About how you ki- " I slapped my hand over Ellen's mouth as I greeted the Mernings. I then dragged her to the utility room where I locked the door and took my hand of her mouth.

"Listen Ellen that whole Dave thing was a mistake. Granted a very huge one but you must know how incredibly sorry I am. I never ever set out to hurt you; you're one of my very best friends for Baby Jesus' sake. . ." I trailed of as I began to blubber.

Luckily Ellen got the nub and she started cry too. So there we were two sobbing wotsits locked together in a utility closet.
I know this part was terrible but I got it done in about an hour and it is 1,047 words long. I promise to make posts like this frequent (eventually). I also need a beta reader if anyone is interested just e-mail me at TheCharlieJames@hotmail.com (make sure if you volunteer that you are very good at editing and honest). If you want to know when new parts will be posted just e-mail me your address. Also thank you for those still reading (keep reviewing!).

An incredibly special thank you to:

Rowz

MFCA

Nelliezdacoolest - Thank You, I am basking in the fact that I am talented. (

Lady Me - I'm a fan of Robbie but since so many people are geared towards Dave it's going to be a G/D story

Merry - I'm a savior, kewl!

Kylaya - It will be the funny more and j'ecrit plus

emo-is-the-stars - I will finish this (eventually)

Qui-ti -

GODDESS - LOL, I want her to be with Robbie but the reader's want Dave. ::Sobs::

HarryPotterFanFicGirl - You want Georgia to end up with Robbie to, kewl. j/k

shnickers - I admit it I am very shallow and superficial and I'm a material girl

dancergirl

Super Nova

Moonlight8387 - I want a Robbie, can you imagine the snogging? Still I admit Dave is hilarious.

Simmi

AlannaSilvertongue

Angie - Well, you just did say something

Shinystars007

Blazing-moon - Thank you for putting it on your faves and sorry it took so long to update

Maelan Peredhil - I know it doesn't quite sound like her this part especially, I just need to reread all the books but I can't seem to find the time.

Organized-chaos - ::Bows::

Cornflower Fieldmouse - You speak the lingo so well

RBabe500

Be Nice To Wakka - I agree the books need a proper continuation I was so disappointed in the last book.

Chasing Snape is my hobby - I love Harry Potter although I'm a H/H shipper. Your fic idea Harry Potter with a ATAFFS twist is so groovy.

Mlle Rogue - LOL. It is so cool that you are French, I'm sort of barely learning it but it is so cool.

Herbie - She will end up with Dave ::Sobs::

Punk Magic - Sorry this part is boring

Shadun (Musey) - Thank you for the fabby review

WarriorOfAvalon - You'll be getting more