Chapter Five--BORED! Oh god, its horrible!

The next day started out to be boring because there was nothing for Neo and Agent Smith to do, seeing as whereever they wre they didn't know how to get out plus they couldn't clean because the maids did that...so they were just bored.

Smith was browsing through a magazine and Neo was hanging off the couch. His pajama shirt was pulled up a bit, revealing some skin so this is why Smith was trying to ignore him, and that dammed abdomen!

"I'm bored," Neo huffed.

"Stating the obvious, are we?" Smith responded.

"I know, I'll watch some TV..."

"Welcome to beyond televison, where if you think it, its on the screen--"

"Smith jumped up, "NO! The MADNESS!" and he ran from the room.

"What's his problem...ooh! Bunnies! I was just thinking about them." Neo said and turned back to the TV.

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Smith stood in the hallway, panting hard. That was close. He had to leave because he knew the one thing that was on his mind and had been there since last night: Neo.

He didn't know how it started and he didn't know if it would end. How could machines such as himself ever have these feelings. Feelings at all for that matter. He was just a machine...with the cold feel of steel.

"Cold feel of steel?" Smith asked. disbelievingly.

Yes, cold feel of steel. Or iron or copper.

"How about ice?"

Machines aren't made of ice you retard! This is the Matrix, not cold fusion.

"Alright, fine. Steel it is."

Neo suddenly appeared around the corner, "Hey, who are you talking to?"

"I'm an insane robot. I'm talking to myself." Smith responded. "What are you doing?"

"Oh, I just saw a pool out back so I'm going to get some stuff...wana come with?"

"What the FUG is a pool? And no, I don't want to come."

Neo suddenly grabbed his arm, "You don't know what a pool is?" Well, you have no choice, for I am---THE ONE!" he held up his free hand to the light and out popped swim trunks. Neo handed him a bright, lime green pair.

"I can't wear this! Its so...weird!" Smith cried.

"Well, its that or this one." Neo noted, holding up a bright yellow pair covered in polka-dots and by the crotch it said 'do me'.

Smitch suddenly held the green pair to himself as if they were his child, "I'll keep this one."

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It was a sunny day by the pool. The maids had set out drinks, Neo was about to go on the diving board and Smith was standing by the side of the pool looking around.

"No one can see us, can they?" Smith said, looking down at the boxers that when he turned to face the sun, blinded a nearby maid who fell in the water.

"Doubt it. Masions like this one have these wooden fences." Neo respomded, "Jump in."

Smith mumbled something that Neo couldn't hear. "What's that?" Neo asked.

"I said...I can't swim."

"Your an agent! Everyone who comes into your path surely dies!" Neo noted, disbelieving.

"Well, you can't swim someone to death so I never learned."

Neo got off the diving board and made his way over to Smith, "Well, there's only one way to find out," he purred.

Smith was took off guard by the way Neo said his words so it was a total shock when he found himself pushed into the water." YOU!" he cried, moving his arms and legs around," I'll get you for this, you...hey. I'm swimming."

"Yep! Now make way, I'm jumping in." Neo said, running back a few steps.

"No wait---you can't--"

"BANZAI!!!" Neo cried, running forward and splashing into the pool."

"You IDIOT!" Smith cried, looking over to where Neo had splashed but he could see nobody. "Neo?"

Suddenly, Neo reached the surface behind Smith, grabbed his head and pulled him down under the water. Smith came up sputtering. "Are you insane?"

"A little," Neo said and smiled. That spot in Smith's chest warmed again but disappeared when Neo started jumping in the water, "Throw me."

"Hmm?" Smith said, still trying to got over how cute Neo looked when he smiled. In a pool...covered in water...WET.

"Throw me over the deep end." Neo said, getting in front of Smith.

"I'm not going to throw you!"

"Well, if I throw you, I can't promise you won't be falling in water. More like on concrete."

Smith sighed, "alright, fine." Neo got in front of him and Smith wrapped his arms around Neo's waist, getting in postion to throw him. Some of the maids were looking through the windows. giggling.

What are they laughing at? Smith thought. Then he noticed the situation he was in...and how it oddly reminded him what he saw on the television last night--

"AHHH!" Smith suddenly cried, frozen, unable to move.

"Hey!" Neo hissed, "Don't scream like that. I'm going deaf in one ear..."

"NO YOUR NOT! I'M NOT BITING YOUR EAR!" Smith cried.

"Stop yelling! What are you going on about...?" Neo paused and Smith felt the body in front of him go rigid. "Is that a flashlight?"

How can I explain what Smith's face looked like....I can't draw so um.... (O_O;;;) pretty much like that.

Smith pulled away from Neo without letting go of his hold on his waist. "Okay, time to throw you now!"

"Wait, what was that hard thing under the water--"

"GET READY!" Smith suddenly threw Neo into the deeper waters. By the time Neo came back up to the surface from being thrown, Smith was already out of the water, with a towel wrapped around his waist so Neo couldn't see if his supicions were correct. He swam to the side of the pool and pulled himself out in an attempt to follow Smith. "Hey, wait!"

"I'm tired. Going to bed," Smith mumbled, entering the house.

Neo stood still on the ground, trying to think possibly what had been rubbing against his thigh back in the pool...when the maids were once again giggling. "What are you laughing at?" One maid fell out while the others vigorously pointed at Neo's body. "What...?" Neo looked down and then glanced back up, face completely red.

"I'm naked!" he cried and ran for a towel.

Meanwhile, the maids were looking down at the one who'd passed out. "Oh shit, she had breathing problems..."

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End of Chapter Five

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A/N: Neo's swim trunks came off in the pool.

Another A/N: I know there are some typos here...worst typos since "Touch Love and Tears". *takes a moment to laugh at her own joke that nobody understands* Ah...well. I'm going back to class.