Act 2 Scene 1
(Enter Angelina, Fred and George)
Fred: Hey Fairy where are you going?
Angelina: Hermionie, queen of the fairies, is coming with all her servants. They plan on spending the night here.
George: Oh goody this could mean trouble. Her ickle Ronnykins, king of fairies, plans to have a party here tonight and he's very upset with her. It seems as though their marital paradise is experiencing a little tropical storm.
Fred: (to George) Oooo, the sparks will fly! I can't wait to see it.
Angelina: Hey, I know you guys. You two work for the king and play pranks to entertain him.
Fred and George together: That's us! Oh look here comes ickle Ronnykins!
Angelina: And here comes Hermionie!
(Enter Ron with his servants form one side)
(A few minutes go by, but Ron doesn't show)
(Ahem, ENTER RON AND SERVANTS!)
(Still nothing, then a voice comes form backstage)
Ron: (grumbling) (to author) I don't want to be in this stupid play anymore!
Author: Why, what's wrong?
Ron: Why, you ask, why ?! BECAUSE YOU CAST ME AS THE KING OF FICKIN' FAIRIES, DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW GAY THAT SOUNDS!?
(Fred and George titter)
Author: Oh come on, it's not that bad. Hermionie is your queen.
Ron: Really? Well, I suppose I could give it a try.
Author: Great, lets continue.
( Enter Ron and his servants from one side and Hermionie and her servants from other side)
Hermionie: (seeing Ron) Well, well, well, look who we have here.
Ron: Come to apologize?
Hermionie: (laughing) Fat chance! Anyway it's your fault I'm angry with you, why should I apologize?
Ron: My fault? My fault?! I'm not the one who....
Hermionie (interrupting him) I was perfectly justified, it was you who....
Ron: (interrupting her) How dare you suggest that it was my fault that it happened!
Hermionie: Oh yes and I suppose that the bucket just magically appeared out of nowhere dumping fish guts on my head and you had nothing to do with it.
Ron: Absolutely not!
(Fred and George wink at each other then burst out laughing uncontrollably)
Hermionie: Well, if you refuse to apologize then I'm not staying here any longer. You'll just have to sleep by yourself tonight!
(Exit Hermionie and her servants)
Ron: Ha, I'll get her back for that! Hey, Fred and George you guys are good at this sort of thing what do you think I should do?
George: Make her fall temporarily in love with a jack ass, I mean that in the biblical sense of course.
Fred: Oh yes that one's always a classic
Ron: How would you do that?
Fred and George: Leave that up to us!
Ron: All right, get me when you're done, this is something I have to see.
Fred and George: Will do little bro.
(Exit Fred and George)
(Enter Draco with Ginny following him)
(Ron hides behind a tree)
Draco: I'll kill that Potter boy when I find him! (to Ginny) Stop following me woman. (grumbling) I'm sick of this retarded forest. Why can't you just leave me the heck alone!
Ginny: Well if you weren't so handsome and dashing I wouldn't care for you the way I do and then I wouldn't follow you.
Draco: I've told you a hundred times you silly girl, why can't you get it through your thick skull that I DON'T LOVE YOU!
Ginny: I doesn't matter, I love you anyway.
Draco: You make me sick! I should just leave you here and let the werewolves have you.
Ginny: They'd probably be nicer to me then you are being.
Draco: If you don't leave me alone right now I will.
(Exit Draco)
Ginny: (sighing) I just wasn't made for this. I should be the one being pursued not doing the pursuing. Hey wait up Draco!
(Exit Ginny)
(Ron comes out of hiding)
(Renter Fred and George)
Ron: Hey did you see that? Ginny chasing Draco, how bizarre!
Fred: (with a wicked glint in his eyes) Oh, yes, we did!
Ron: Well, I'll have a talk with her later. Anyway, what have you guys got there
George: A love potion.
Fred: Yea, all we have to do is put a little bit in her eyes and she'll fall in love with the first living thing she sees.
Ron: Great give me some of that and I'll put it in her eyes. You can go now.
Fred and George: (with mock salute) Yes Sir!
(Exit all)
Scene 2
(Enter Hermionie and her servants)
Hermionie: (yawning) This is a good enough place to stop for the night. Make my bed and make sure there are no bug or snakes around.
(Servants to her bidding)
(Hermionie yawns again, lays down on the bed, and falls asleep)
(Servants exit)
(Enter Ron)
Ron: Oh this is going to be rich!
(Takes out a vile of love potion and puts a drop in each eye)
(Exit Ron)
(Enter Harry and Cho)
Cho: We're lost aren't we Harry?
Harry: Of course not, this is a short cut.
Cho: Yea right, why don't you just admit it, we should have asked those centaurs for directions.
Harry: What, I don't need directions, I know exactly where I'm going.
(Cho rolls her eyes)
Cho: Can we at least stop for the night, I'm getting tired.
(Cho lays down and Harry lays next to her, he tries to snuggle)
Cho: Don't get any ideas Harry.
Harry: What?!
(Cho inches away from him a little. Harry frowns, but respects her space. They sleep)
(Enter Fred and George)
Fred: Hey look it's Cho and Harry. Draco and Ginny are probably not far behind. You thinking what I'm thinking?
George: We still have plenty of that love potion left.
Fred: (putting the drops in Harry's eyes) We're so good sometimes it's scary!
(Exit Fred and George)
(Enter Draco and Ginny running)
Ginny: Please stop! I need to catch my breath.
Draco: Stop, by all means, but I'm going to keep going.
Ginny: Don't leave me hear in the dark, I'm scared. (clings to Draco)
Draco: (shoving her off) I'm sick of this I don't care, I'm going without you.
(Exit Draco)
(Ginny sits down on a rock)
Ginny: No matter what I do I can't get him to like me. I hope Cho is happy where ever she is because I'm certainly not! (gets up and continues walking. Nearly trips over Harry) Oh dear! Harry are you all right.
Harry: (waking up) Wow, how beautiful you look Ginny, how radiant! I can't believe I never noticed before how beautiful you are!
Ginny: (crying) Don't make fun of me Harry I'm not in the mood! Draco just abandoned me and I'll never be able to catch up with him. Besides I know you never fancied me when I liked you, so why would you fancy me now. You're in love with Cho, all the guys are!
Harry: Who could love Cho when the rare and radiant Ginny is around. Come my sweet, Draco can have Cho if he wants her so badly. Lets you and I elope. (tries to kiss her)
Ginny: (pushes him away and slaps him squarely on the cheek) GET YOUR HANDS OFF ME YOU HORRID JERK THIS IS NOT FUNNY!
Harry: But my love I'm not joking. (reaches for her again)
Ginny: (shoving him to the ground) Can't you take a hint! This night just gets worse and worse! I am so out of here!
(Exit Ginny)
Harry: Wait my love!
(Exit Harry)
Cho: (waking with a start) Oh what a horrible dream. Harry! Harry! I had the most horrible..... Harry? Harry? Where is that boy? (looks around and gasps) He's gone! Oh I must find him.
(Exit Cho. Hermionie stays asleep)
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(Enter Angelina, Fred and George)
Fred: Hey Fairy where are you going?
Angelina: Hermionie, queen of the fairies, is coming with all her servants. They plan on spending the night here.
George: Oh goody this could mean trouble. Her ickle Ronnykins, king of fairies, plans to have a party here tonight and he's very upset with her. It seems as though their marital paradise is experiencing a little tropical storm.
Fred: (to George) Oooo, the sparks will fly! I can't wait to see it.
Angelina: Hey, I know you guys. You two work for the king and play pranks to entertain him.
Fred and George together: That's us! Oh look here comes ickle Ronnykins!
Angelina: And here comes Hermionie!
(Enter Ron with his servants form one side)
(A few minutes go by, but Ron doesn't show)
(Ahem, ENTER RON AND SERVANTS!)
(Still nothing, then a voice comes form backstage)
Ron: (grumbling) (to author) I don't want to be in this stupid play anymore!
Author: Why, what's wrong?
Ron: Why, you ask, why ?! BECAUSE YOU CAST ME AS THE KING OF FICKIN' FAIRIES, DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW GAY THAT SOUNDS!?
(Fred and George titter)
Author: Oh come on, it's not that bad. Hermionie is your queen.
Ron: Really? Well, I suppose I could give it a try.
Author: Great, lets continue.
( Enter Ron and his servants from one side and Hermionie and her servants from other side)
Hermionie: (seeing Ron) Well, well, well, look who we have here.
Ron: Come to apologize?
Hermionie: (laughing) Fat chance! Anyway it's your fault I'm angry with you, why should I apologize?
Ron: My fault? My fault?! I'm not the one who....
Hermionie (interrupting him) I was perfectly justified, it was you who....
Ron: (interrupting her) How dare you suggest that it was my fault that it happened!
Hermionie: Oh yes and I suppose that the bucket just magically appeared out of nowhere dumping fish guts on my head and you had nothing to do with it.
Ron: Absolutely not!
(Fred and George wink at each other then burst out laughing uncontrollably)
Hermionie: Well, if you refuse to apologize then I'm not staying here any longer. You'll just have to sleep by yourself tonight!
(Exit Hermionie and her servants)
Ron: Ha, I'll get her back for that! Hey, Fred and George you guys are good at this sort of thing what do you think I should do?
George: Make her fall temporarily in love with a jack ass, I mean that in the biblical sense of course.
Fred: Oh yes that one's always a classic
Ron: How would you do that?
Fred and George: Leave that up to us!
Ron: All right, get me when you're done, this is something I have to see.
Fred and George: Will do little bro.
(Exit Fred and George)
(Enter Draco with Ginny following him)
(Ron hides behind a tree)
Draco: I'll kill that Potter boy when I find him! (to Ginny) Stop following me woman. (grumbling) I'm sick of this retarded forest. Why can't you just leave me the heck alone!
Ginny: Well if you weren't so handsome and dashing I wouldn't care for you the way I do and then I wouldn't follow you.
Draco: I've told you a hundred times you silly girl, why can't you get it through your thick skull that I DON'T LOVE YOU!
Ginny: I doesn't matter, I love you anyway.
Draco: You make me sick! I should just leave you here and let the werewolves have you.
Ginny: They'd probably be nicer to me then you are being.
Draco: If you don't leave me alone right now I will.
(Exit Draco)
Ginny: (sighing) I just wasn't made for this. I should be the one being pursued not doing the pursuing. Hey wait up Draco!
(Exit Ginny)
(Ron comes out of hiding)
(Renter Fred and George)
Ron: Hey did you see that? Ginny chasing Draco, how bizarre!
Fred: (with a wicked glint in his eyes) Oh, yes, we did!
Ron: Well, I'll have a talk with her later. Anyway, what have you guys got there
George: A love potion.
Fred: Yea, all we have to do is put a little bit in her eyes and she'll fall in love with the first living thing she sees.
Ron: Great give me some of that and I'll put it in her eyes. You can go now.
Fred and George: (with mock salute) Yes Sir!
(Exit all)
Scene 2
(Enter Hermionie and her servants)
Hermionie: (yawning) This is a good enough place to stop for the night. Make my bed and make sure there are no bug or snakes around.
(Servants to her bidding)
(Hermionie yawns again, lays down on the bed, and falls asleep)
(Servants exit)
(Enter Ron)
Ron: Oh this is going to be rich!
(Takes out a vile of love potion and puts a drop in each eye)
(Exit Ron)
(Enter Harry and Cho)
Cho: We're lost aren't we Harry?
Harry: Of course not, this is a short cut.
Cho: Yea right, why don't you just admit it, we should have asked those centaurs for directions.
Harry: What, I don't need directions, I know exactly where I'm going.
(Cho rolls her eyes)
Cho: Can we at least stop for the night, I'm getting tired.
(Cho lays down and Harry lays next to her, he tries to snuggle)
Cho: Don't get any ideas Harry.
Harry: What?!
(Cho inches away from him a little. Harry frowns, but respects her space. They sleep)
(Enter Fred and George)
Fred: Hey look it's Cho and Harry. Draco and Ginny are probably not far behind. You thinking what I'm thinking?
George: We still have plenty of that love potion left.
Fred: (putting the drops in Harry's eyes) We're so good sometimes it's scary!
(Exit Fred and George)
(Enter Draco and Ginny running)
Ginny: Please stop! I need to catch my breath.
Draco: Stop, by all means, but I'm going to keep going.
Ginny: Don't leave me hear in the dark, I'm scared. (clings to Draco)
Draco: (shoving her off) I'm sick of this I don't care, I'm going without you.
(Exit Draco)
(Ginny sits down on a rock)
Ginny: No matter what I do I can't get him to like me. I hope Cho is happy where ever she is because I'm certainly not! (gets up and continues walking. Nearly trips over Harry) Oh dear! Harry are you all right.
Harry: (waking up) Wow, how beautiful you look Ginny, how radiant! I can't believe I never noticed before how beautiful you are!
Ginny: (crying) Don't make fun of me Harry I'm not in the mood! Draco just abandoned me and I'll never be able to catch up with him. Besides I know you never fancied me when I liked you, so why would you fancy me now. You're in love with Cho, all the guys are!
Harry: Who could love Cho when the rare and radiant Ginny is around. Come my sweet, Draco can have Cho if he wants her so badly. Lets you and I elope. (tries to kiss her)
Ginny: (pushes him away and slaps him squarely on the cheek) GET YOUR HANDS OFF ME YOU HORRID JERK THIS IS NOT FUNNY!
Harry: But my love I'm not joking. (reaches for her again)
Ginny: (shoving him to the ground) Can't you take a hint! This night just gets worse and worse! I am so out of here!
(Exit Ginny)
Harry: Wait my love!
(Exit Harry)
Cho: (waking with a start) Oh what a horrible dream. Harry! Harry! I had the most horrible..... Harry? Harry? Where is that boy? (looks around and gasps) He's gone! Oh I must find him.
(Exit Cho. Hermionie stays asleep)
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