Act 4 Scene 1

(Enter Hermionie, Percy, Katie, Angelina, Lavender, Pravati and Ron sneaking behind them)

Hermionie: (to Percy) Come lie down my dear. ( they lie down and she plays with his ears) you ears are marvelous and soft. (She kisses them.)

Percy: (giggling) That tickles! (She begins to scratch his head between his ears) Oooo, that feels good! (calling to the fairies) Hey you there!

Katie: (trying very hard not to laugh) Yes, Sir?

Percy: I have a strange craving for hay and alfalfa, fetch me some will you?

Katie: (almost loosing it) Yes, Sir.

Percy: Oh, yes and some oats too.

Katie: (smirking) Of course.

(Exit Katie)

Hermionie Would you like to hear some music my sweet?

Percy: Why not.

(Hermionie motions for the other Fairies to play. Katie enters with food and Percy eats. Ron watches and laughs)

Percy: (Yawning) I think I'd like to sleep now.

Hermionie Why certainly dear. Fairies leave us!

(Exit Katie, Angelina, Lavender and Pravati)

Hermionie: Good night my darling. (kisses him and they fall asleep)

(Enter Fred an George)

Ron: This is one of your best pranks yet!

Fred: We know, we know.

George: We used a polyjuice potion on him with some donkey hair....

Ron: So where did you find such a ridiculous joker?

George: Oh we just came across some peasants in the wood and Percy was there...

Ron: WHAT?! YOU MEAN TO TELL ME THAT'S PERCY?!!!!!!!!

George: Yep.

Ron: You complete and utter gits! What ever possessed you to pull such an awful prank?!!!!!

Fred: I thought you liked it.

Ron: Yea, that was before you I found out that it was Percy that Hermionie, MY HERMIONIE, was stroking!!

George: Well, that's just the last straw!

Fred: Yea, just see if we ever do anything for you again, not if your going to be so ungrateful!!

Ron: If this is how you help then GOOD!!! I hope you never do anything for me ever again!!!

(Ron snatches the vile of anti-love potion from them and put drops in Hermionie's eyes)

Ron: by the way did you take care of that mess earlier?

George: (winking to Fred) Take care of it? Oh we took care of it.

Ron: Well haul Percy off and dump him somewhere.

(Exit Fred and George dragging Percy)

Ron: Wake up my dear. (shakes Hermionie gently)

Hermionie: Oh is that you my ickle Ronnykins? (Ron blushes at the pet name) I had the oddest dream. I dreamt I was in love with a donkey.

Ron: Just a dream my dear. Oh and by the way I have a pretty good idea who was responsible for the fish guts.

Hermionie: Let me guess, Fred and George.

Ron: Yep.

Hermionie: I'm sorry I didn't realize it before, I never should have blamed you.

Ron: And I shouldn't have said all the stuff that I did.

Hermionie: I love you!

Ron: I love you too!

(They kiss)

Ron: (helping her up) Come on , lets get out of here and I'll make it up to you.

Hermionie: Oh, I love it when you make up with me!

(Exit Ron and Hermionie)

(Enter Oliver, Alicia, and Mr. Chang)

Oliver: (seeing the two couples sleeping) Well looks like we have our happy ending! So how did you all end up here?

Draco: Well that's a funny story......

(They proceed to explain as best they can the events of the night)

Cho: So your not going to make me marry Draco any more are you dad? I mean he doesn't even want to marry me.

Mr. Chang: Of course not, I wouldn't have even dreamed of it in the first place except I was under an Imperious curse, which I got free of.

Oliver: Well then why don't we forget this ever happened and get these crazy love birds married.

Mr. Chang: Sounds good to me.

(The couples nod in agreement)

(Exit Oliver, Alicia and Mr. Chang)

Harry: I think I speak for everyone when I say that was just about the weirdest thing ever.

Ginny: Yea that was freaky, lets just forget about it.

Cho: It all seems like a dream to me.

Draco: Well lets not just stand here, lets get back to the city.

Harry: best idea I've heard in a while, lets go.

Exit all)

Scene 2

(Enter Dean, Seamus, Lee, and Collin

Dean: Hey have any of you guys seen Percy?

Seamus: I've looked everywhere and I can't find him.

Lee: We'll never be able to do the play without him!

Collin: We don't have anyone else to play Pyramus!

(enter Neville)

Neville: You guys the duke is coming, if Percy's not here soon we are in deep trouble.

Dean: Percy, you useless git, where are you?

(Enter Percy)

Percy: Did I hear someone say my name?

Dean: Percy thank goodness you here! If you weren't a man I'd kiss you!

Lee: Okay that creates mental picture that can only be described as sick and wrong!

Dean: No time for that, we have to get ready!

(exit all)