Act 4 Scene 1
(Enter Hermionie, Percy, Katie, Angelina, Lavender, Pravati and Ron sneaking behind them)
Hermionie: (to Percy) Come lie down my dear. ( they lie down and she plays with his ears) you ears are marvelous and soft. (She kisses them.)
Percy: (giggling) That tickles! (She begins to scratch his head between his ears) Oooo, that feels good! (calling to the fairies) Hey you there!
Katie: (trying very hard not to laugh) Yes, Sir?
Percy: I have a strange craving for hay and alfalfa, fetch me some will you?
Katie: (almost loosing it) Yes, Sir.
Percy: Oh, yes and some oats too.
Katie: (smirking) Of course.
(Exit Katie)
Hermionie Would you like to hear some music my sweet?
Percy: Why not.
(Hermionie motions for the other Fairies to play. Katie enters with food and Percy eats. Ron watches and laughs)
Percy: (Yawning) I think I'd like to sleep now.
Hermionie Why certainly dear. Fairies leave us!
(Exit Katie, Angelina, Lavender and Pravati)
Hermionie: Good night my darling. (kisses him and they fall asleep)
(Enter Fred an George)
Ron: This is one of your best pranks yet!
Fred: We know, we know.
George: We used a polyjuice potion on him with some donkey hair....
Ron: So where did you find such a ridiculous joker?
George: Oh we just came across some peasants in the wood and Percy was there...
Ron: WHAT?! YOU MEAN TO TELL ME THAT'S PERCY?!!!!!!!!
George: Yep.
Ron: You complete and utter gits! What ever possessed you to pull such an awful prank?!!!!!
Fred: I thought you liked it.
Ron: Yea, that was before you I found out that it was Percy that Hermionie, MY HERMIONIE, was stroking!!
George: Well, that's just the last straw!
Fred: Yea, just see if we ever do anything for you again, not if your going to be so ungrateful!!
Ron: If this is how you help then GOOD!!! I hope you never do anything for me ever again!!!
(Ron snatches the vile of anti-love potion from them and put drops in Hermionie's eyes)
Ron: by the way did you take care of that mess earlier?
George: (winking to Fred) Take care of it? Oh we took care of it.
Ron: Well haul Percy off and dump him somewhere.
(Exit Fred and George dragging Percy)
Ron: Wake up my dear. (shakes Hermionie gently)
Hermionie: Oh is that you my ickle Ronnykins? (Ron blushes at the pet name) I had the oddest dream. I dreamt I was in love with a donkey.
Ron: Just a dream my dear. Oh and by the way I have a pretty good idea who was responsible for the fish guts.
Hermionie: Let me guess, Fred and George.
Ron: Yep.
Hermionie: I'm sorry I didn't realize it before, I never should have blamed you.
Ron: And I shouldn't have said all the stuff that I did.
Hermionie: I love you!
Ron: I love you too!
(They kiss)
Ron: (helping her up) Come on , lets get out of here and I'll make it up to you.
Hermionie: Oh, I love it when you make up with me!
(Exit Ron and Hermionie)
(Enter Oliver, Alicia, and Mr. Chang)
Oliver: (seeing the two couples sleeping) Well looks like we have our happy ending! So how did you all end up here?
Draco: Well that's a funny story......
(They proceed to explain as best they can the events of the night)
Cho: So your not going to make me marry Draco any more are you dad? I mean he doesn't even want to marry me.
Mr. Chang: Of course not, I wouldn't have even dreamed of it in the first place except I was under an Imperious curse, which I got free of.
Oliver: Well then why don't we forget this ever happened and get these crazy love birds married.
Mr. Chang: Sounds good to me.
(The couples nod in agreement)
(Exit Oliver, Alicia and Mr. Chang)
Harry: I think I speak for everyone when I say that was just about the weirdest thing ever.
Ginny: Yea that was freaky, lets just forget about it.
Cho: It all seems like a dream to me.
Draco: Well lets not just stand here, lets get back to the city.
Harry: best idea I've heard in a while, lets go.
Exit all)
Scene 2
(Enter Dean, Seamus, Lee, and Collin
Dean: Hey have any of you guys seen Percy?
Seamus: I've looked everywhere and I can't find him.
Lee: We'll never be able to do the play without him!
Collin: We don't have anyone else to play Pyramus!
(enter Neville)
Neville: You guys the duke is coming, if Percy's not here soon we are in deep trouble.
Dean: Percy, you useless git, where are you?
(Enter Percy)
Percy: Did I hear someone say my name?
Dean: Percy thank goodness you here! If you weren't a man I'd kiss you!
Lee: Okay that creates mental picture that can only be described as sick and wrong!
Dean: No time for that, we have to get ready!
(exit all)
(Enter Hermionie, Percy, Katie, Angelina, Lavender, Pravati and Ron sneaking behind them)
Hermionie: (to Percy) Come lie down my dear. ( they lie down and she plays with his ears) you ears are marvelous and soft. (She kisses them.)
Percy: (giggling) That tickles! (She begins to scratch his head between his ears) Oooo, that feels good! (calling to the fairies) Hey you there!
Katie: (trying very hard not to laugh) Yes, Sir?
Percy: I have a strange craving for hay and alfalfa, fetch me some will you?
Katie: (almost loosing it) Yes, Sir.
Percy: Oh, yes and some oats too.
Katie: (smirking) Of course.
(Exit Katie)
Hermionie Would you like to hear some music my sweet?
Percy: Why not.
(Hermionie motions for the other Fairies to play. Katie enters with food and Percy eats. Ron watches and laughs)
Percy: (Yawning) I think I'd like to sleep now.
Hermionie Why certainly dear. Fairies leave us!
(Exit Katie, Angelina, Lavender and Pravati)
Hermionie: Good night my darling. (kisses him and they fall asleep)
(Enter Fred an George)
Ron: This is one of your best pranks yet!
Fred: We know, we know.
George: We used a polyjuice potion on him with some donkey hair....
Ron: So where did you find such a ridiculous joker?
George: Oh we just came across some peasants in the wood and Percy was there...
Ron: WHAT?! YOU MEAN TO TELL ME THAT'S PERCY?!!!!!!!!
George: Yep.
Ron: You complete and utter gits! What ever possessed you to pull such an awful prank?!!!!!
Fred: I thought you liked it.
Ron: Yea, that was before you I found out that it was Percy that Hermionie, MY HERMIONIE, was stroking!!
George: Well, that's just the last straw!
Fred: Yea, just see if we ever do anything for you again, not if your going to be so ungrateful!!
Ron: If this is how you help then GOOD!!! I hope you never do anything for me ever again!!!
(Ron snatches the vile of anti-love potion from them and put drops in Hermionie's eyes)
Ron: by the way did you take care of that mess earlier?
George: (winking to Fred) Take care of it? Oh we took care of it.
Ron: Well haul Percy off and dump him somewhere.
(Exit Fred and George dragging Percy)
Ron: Wake up my dear. (shakes Hermionie gently)
Hermionie: Oh is that you my ickle Ronnykins? (Ron blushes at the pet name) I had the oddest dream. I dreamt I was in love with a donkey.
Ron: Just a dream my dear. Oh and by the way I have a pretty good idea who was responsible for the fish guts.
Hermionie: Let me guess, Fred and George.
Ron: Yep.
Hermionie: I'm sorry I didn't realize it before, I never should have blamed you.
Ron: And I shouldn't have said all the stuff that I did.
Hermionie: I love you!
Ron: I love you too!
(They kiss)
Ron: (helping her up) Come on , lets get out of here and I'll make it up to you.
Hermionie: Oh, I love it when you make up with me!
(Exit Ron and Hermionie)
(Enter Oliver, Alicia, and Mr. Chang)
Oliver: (seeing the two couples sleeping) Well looks like we have our happy ending! So how did you all end up here?
Draco: Well that's a funny story......
(They proceed to explain as best they can the events of the night)
Cho: So your not going to make me marry Draco any more are you dad? I mean he doesn't even want to marry me.
Mr. Chang: Of course not, I wouldn't have even dreamed of it in the first place except I was under an Imperious curse, which I got free of.
Oliver: Well then why don't we forget this ever happened and get these crazy love birds married.
Mr. Chang: Sounds good to me.
(The couples nod in agreement)
(Exit Oliver, Alicia and Mr. Chang)
Harry: I think I speak for everyone when I say that was just about the weirdest thing ever.
Ginny: Yea that was freaky, lets just forget about it.
Cho: It all seems like a dream to me.
Draco: Well lets not just stand here, lets get back to the city.
Harry: best idea I've heard in a while, lets go.
Exit all)
Scene 2
(Enter Dean, Seamus, Lee, and Collin
Dean: Hey have any of you guys seen Percy?
Seamus: I've looked everywhere and I can't find him.
Lee: We'll never be able to do the play without him!
Collin: We don't have anyone else to play Pyramus!
(enter Neville)
Neville: You guys the duke is coming, if Percy's not here soon we are in deep trouble.
Dean: Percy, you useless git, where are you?
(Enter Percy)
Percy: Did I hear someone say my name?
Dean: Percy thank goodness you here! If you weren't a man I'd kiss you!
Lee: Okay that creates mental picture that can only be described as sick and wrong!
Dean: No time for that, we have to get ready!
(exit all)
