Act 5 scene 1
(Enter Oliver, Alicia, Harry, Cho, Draco, and Ginny)
Oliver: Now that we've had our happy ending and we're all married, lets have some entertainment. Bring on the play.
Alicia: Please lets!
(Enter Dean, Percy, Neville, Collin, Lee, and Seamus)
Dean: We are proud to present the tale of Pyramus and Thisby. The scene opens as our two lovers meet at a wall so they can communicate through a whole in it.
(Percy approaches the Seamus dressed as a wall)
Percy: Oh cruel wall that separates my love's father's house from mine! Oh look a hole, and through it I spy my love Thisby!
Lee approaches the wall)
Lee: (in a very high pitched voice) Oh Pyramus my love is that you?
Percy: It is me my sweet!
(Draco begins to make gagging motions and is joined by Harry. The girls seem to be enjoying the sappy romance)
Pecry: Meet me at Ninny's Tomb!
Lee: I'll come right away!
(Exit Lee, Percy, and Seamus)
Oliver: This is the most horrible piece of rubbish I've ever seen!
Alicia: Actually I kind of like it. It's so romantic.
(Oliver rolls his eyes)
Ginny: You must admit it is rather amusing, thought probably not the way they meant it to be.
(Enter Neville as lion and Collin as Moonshine)
Neville: All you ladies in the audience need no fear me. I'm not a real lion.
(Enter Lee)
Lee: This is the right place, but where is my dearest Pyramus?
Neville: Roar!
Lee: (screaming like a girl) Ahhhhhh!!!
(Lee runs off letting the veil he is wearing drop. Neville picks it up in his mouth shakes it and exits)
(Enter Percy)
Percy: (picking up veil) Oh no my dearest sweet she is dead. Her veil ripped, torn and stained with blood. It can not be. Oh my darling how can I ever live without you!
Harry: Please I'll do anything just make it stop!
Draws a knife poses dramatically and pretends to stab himself.)
Percy: (staggering) Ach, ach, I'm dying ach ach ach ach ACH! (Flops to the ground and lies there tongue lolling out.)
Draco:( head in his hands) For mercy's sake someone shoot me now!
Enter Lee)
Lee: (Seeing Percy "dead") Oh no my dear sweet Pyramus are you asleep. ( kneels besides Percy and lets out a girlie shriek) Oh you are dead!!! (draws a dagger) Good-by cold cruel world. (pretends to stab himself) Ach ach uhhhh.
Harry: For the love all that is good please say it's over!
( Enter Dean, Lee, Seamus, Percy, Neville, Collin they take a bow and exit)
Alicia: So honey pumpkin what did you think of it?
Oliver: Five minutes of my life I'll never get back.
Alicia: Oh come on it wasn't that bad.
Oliver: Yes, it was.
(Exit all)
Epilogue: All the couples in this story lived happily ever after, except maybe Ron and Hermionie, who still fought on occasion. Ron, however, learned never again to involve his brothers in such disputes. Draco gave up being a deatheater for his love of Ginny .
(Enter Oliver, Alicia, Harry, Cho, Draco, and Ginny)
Oliver: Now that we've had our happy ending and we're all married, lets have some entertainment. Bring on the play.
Alicia: Please lets!
(Enter Dean, Percy, Neville, Collin, Lee, and Seamus)
Dean: We are proud to present the tale of Pyramus and Thisby. The scene opens as our two lovers meet at a wall so they can communicate through a whole in it.
(Percy approaches the Seamus dressed as a wall)
Percy: Oh cruel wall that separates my love's father's house from mine! Oh look a hole, and through it I spy my love Thisby!
Lee approaches the wall)
Lee: (in a very high pitched voice) Oh Pyramus my love is that you?
Percy: It is me my sweet!
(Draco begins to make gagging motions and is joined by Harry. The girls seem to be enjoying the sappy romance)
Pecry: Meet me at Ninny's Tomb!
Lee: I'll come right away!
(Exit Lee, Percy, and Seamus)
Oliver: This is the most horrible piece of rubbish I've ever seen!
Alicia: Actually I kind of like it. It's so romantic.
(Oliver rolls his eyes)
Ginny: You must admit it is rather amusing, thought probably not the way they meant it to be.
(Enter Neville as lion and Collin as Moonshine)
Neville: All you ladies in the audience need no fear me. I'm not a real lion.
(Enter Lee)
Lee: This is the right place, but where is my dearest Pyramus?
Neville: Roar!
Lee: (screaming like a girl) Ahhhhhh!!!
(Lee runs off letting the veil he is wearing drop. Neville picks it up in his mouth shakes it and exits)
(Enter Percy)
Percy: (picking up veil) Oh no my dearest sweet she is dead. Her veil ripped, torn and stained with blood. It can not be. Oh my darling how can I ever live without you!
Harry: Please I'll do anything just make it stop!
Draws a knife poses dramatically and pretends to stab himself.)
Percy: (staggering) Ach, ach, I'm dying ach ach ach ach ACH! (Flops to the ground and lies there tongue lolling out.)
Draco:( head in his hands) For mercy's sake someone shoot me now!
Enter Lee)
Lee: (Seeing Percy "dead") Oh no my dear sweet Pyramus are you asleep. ( kneels besides Percy and lets out a girlie shriek) Oh you are dead!!! (draws a dagger) Good-by cold cruel world. (pretends to stab himself) Ach ach uhhhh.
Harry: For the love all that is good please say it's over!
( Enter Dean, Lee, Seamus, Percy, Neville, Collin they take a bow and exit)
Alicia: So honey pumpkin what did you think of it?
Oliver: Five minutes of my life I'll never get back.
Alicia: Oh come on it wasn't that bad.
Oliver: Yes, it was.
(Exit all)
Epilogue: All the couples in this story lived happily ever after, except maybe Ron and Hermionie, who still fought on occasion. Ron, however, learned never again to involve his brothers in such disputes. Draco gave up being a deatheater for his love of Ginny .
