Blackness: *is laughing so hard* Ben you were right he fell for it hook line and sinker

Ben: im da bomb im da bomb

Black Sword: I wonder why we don't do stuff like that to blackness

Blackness: this is why *creates a whirling vortex of black flames* and don't make me get the elemental blade

Dark: 0_0 not good not good

~_~_~_~~_~FEAR ME~_~_~_~_~~_~_~_ I MEAN NOW~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~

Blackness: *hangs up on the spazing out Lunatic chaos* BWAHAHAHAHA I love my job

~Zora domain: Ruto's room~

Ruto: *is doing ballet* LALALA

Mirrors: *shatter*

Ruto: I HATE YOU *BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP* MIRRORS

Zelda (contacting by telepathic communication): I thought my cussing was bad

Ruto: err don't tell anyone please

Zelda: Don't worry we don't have time for black mail Link's Heading your way get out of there!

Ruto: fine *disappears*

~Outside zora's domain~

Black Sword: this is going to be fun

Dark: You don't need to say that again

~Meanwhile at the sages Realm~

Zelda: ok Sages We've been gathered here for a shocking briefing about the hero of time

Saria: I don't like the sound of that

Ben: *floats into the realm as a multi-colored light*

Dariuna: Who are you and how did you get here

Zelda: Relax he's the one with the info

Ben: Link has been turned into an evil Villain along with navi

Everyone except Ben and Zelda: WHAT!!

Blackness: *appears out of thin air* Ben we have trouble somebody's hacking into the computer main frame of the fan fic and he's got two plans

Ben: What?

Blackness: the first is to Bring Dark Ben to life in a new body

Everyone: WHAT!!

Blackness: and the second is *poofs out of the realm*

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Blackness: who is Dark Ben and what is the hacker's second plan

Black Sword: If you don't R&R the next chapter will be as possible as Blackness getting a date

Blackness: *blows black sword up* idiot