A/N: hey everybody.chya I know that my past few stories were a little bit screwy infact if you go and look at chapter1 of 'twins' I think you'll find that some very mean person said I was awful.(forces a smile and begins to talk through grinding teeth) but that's ok because I don't really care (kakarote walks in) ~right sure you just keep telling yourself that~ (KA catches a glimpse of the death look from goblin kid and continues to walk away) anyways this one is an A/U were my fav Characters are teachers lol its supposed to be funny so try to force a laugh at the end if you didn't think it was that funny.

Rating: G

First period biology

Gohan walked down the dark hallway slowly. A coffee mug warmed his hand and his shoes tapped lightly on the ground, his keys jangling at his side. He stopped at a door, grabbed his keys and unlocked the door.

He walked in, switched the lights on and set his coffee mug on a long slender lab desk just smaller than the width of the room. He walked across to the computer sitting in a corner and turned it on.

Gohan walked then to the white board and wrote the assignment on the board along with the class schedule for first period. He then went to back to his computer and sat down. Gohan looked up at the clock as it clicked. Slowly he began to hear voices of young adults in the hallway.

10 minutes later the clock clicked and the 5-minute bell rang. He sighed as students began to flood his classroom. Gohan smiled as a young boy came up and began to speak at 100 mph "whoa hold on its still early Mr. Gribels and my coffee hasn't sunk in yet, don't worry about it I'll explain it in class, now go sit down before your tardy" the boy nodded and took his seat.

A few seconds later the final bell rang. Gohan stood up and walked down the length of the desk. H stopped and stamped his foot down making a cracking noise. The class went silent. He stared at them with a stern face "now class has started but only one." he held his finger up

"One student asked me about last nights homework, now let me explain why im so upset before you decide to hate me and that you should slit my throat and do some kind of teenage ritual on my blood.this was a test.a test to see if you would do it and struggle and continue to do it then ask me today or if you would glance at it and say 'this is to hard cant do' or 'I never do the homework because im a lazy ass'"

gohan swallowed he didn't realize he was beginning to raise his voice. He looked at the students most were red in the face, some were looking at him with eyes that suggested they were still to tired to understand what he had just said. Then his eyes caught something.

Gohan sighed and his right eyebrow began to twitch as a vain started to show itself on the side of the head near the hairline. "MR. KAMAKI SHUT YOU'RE YAMMERING HOLE YOU CALL A MOUTH AND PAY THE HELL ATTENTION." Two boys looked up at gohan startled by his outrage.

Mr. kamaki looked at gohan and opened his mouth about to say something when the door suddenly squeaked open. One of the school attendants looked at gohan then at the class and back to gohan. The lady came to gohan followed by a young girl. "Gohan this is Alex she's an exchange student from America she will be in your class for the time being"

The attendant handed gohan a pink slip and left. Alex stood in the doorway, she was a young girl not much older than 15. Her hair was short and dark brown, most of which was held up in a small nub in the back of her head. Her eyes were a startling green, the irises lined with black. Her skin looked very pale and she seemed almost as if she was about to break down into a nervous wreck.

Gohan walked over to her "please come in." gohan bent down closer to her and spoke quietly "there's no need to be scared"

Gohan stood quietly and looked at the class all the seats were full. He sighed "it doesn't seem we have any open seats so you will have to sit at the lab tables.go ahead and pick which ever one you'd like"

Alex nodded and head straight for the one closes to the back of the room. "class we have an exchange student from America please be respectful to her. now mr. Kamaki please see me after class" gohan looked up the boy was staring at the back of the room at Alex

Again gohan became in raged "HIRUKO KAMAKI STOP GOING GOOGLEY OVER A GIRL AND PAY ATTENTION" hiruko looked up as if in dream land gohan sighed and continued on with the lesson.

At the end of class gohan had yelled so much a hiruko that his voice was starting to crack and his throat hurt. He was worn out already he sighed the class was studying now in quiet. Gohan put his hands to his head he hated his first period class.

Suddenly the bell rang everyone jumped to their feet and ran out except Alex. She walked up to gohan "um sir do you know where my next class is"

Gohan looked up as Alex held a slip with all her classes on it. gohan held out his hand and looked at the paper "ha ya you got my dad next" Alex looked at gohan shocked "your dad!?" she asked cautiously

Gohan nodded his head that'll be down the hall and in the next building here its my prep period I can take you down there so you wont be late.id give you a map of the school but I don't have one" Alex nodded

Gohan walked Alex quietly through the crowded hall. As he passed many students waved and said hi. Alex watched them curiously "you seem to be very popular out side of your class room" she spoke loudly over the noise of people coming and going

"ya well first period isn't my best class I don't normally yell that much" gohan laughed as the turned a corner and went into a different building.

They walked up the stairs in silence. Ounce they reached the top of the stairs there few kids racing to get to their class before the bell rings. Gohan stopped in front of a class just as the bell rings and opens the door. "Ey dad you got a new kid"

Goku turned his head from the board and looked at gohan. He turned to the class "copy what's on the board if you finish then sit quietly" goku walked over to gohan and Alex.

"Well what do we have here" goku spoke putting his hands on his hips and looking down at Alex then back to gohan who handed him a pink slip.

Alex stared up at goku astonished 'how could this man be Mr. Sons dad much less a real teacher if he hardly looks a day older then 20' Alex thought to herself "America huh well welcome to world history please come in take a seat we were just about to start" goku put his hand up to his to salute gohan "thanks kido hey you doin' anything for lunch" goku asked gohan

"uh wasn't mom gunna come and eat with you" gohan said turning around.

Goku put his hand under his chin and thought for a moment "oh ya thanks for reminding me" gohan laughed as he walked away.

Goku turned back to the class everyone stared at him. goku smiled we have a new student everybody.

A/N: haha now id likes to see you write a mean message to that bit of sanity.(but plez. Don't be nice really) next chapter is about gokus little abomination of a world history class should be funnier than this chapter.