LALALA! Chapter two! WHEEEE!

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So the Fellowship of the Ring were heading to the mines of Moria. Actually, no, wait! They were IN the mines. At the bridge of Khazad-Dum to be exact. Now if you don't know who is in the Fellowship of the Ring, then YOU BETTER GO BACK AND READ THE LAST CHAPTER YOU DIMWIT! But for those of you who have, and need a little bit of memory refreshing or for those too lazy to go back and read the last chapter then I shall give you a teensy weensy itty-bitty description. The fellowship consists of nine companions. Four hobbits, one who has big freaky blue eyes and is carrying a ring, (hence the name fellowship of the ring), one who's obsessed with food and cooking, one who's incredibly stupid, and one who loves to make trouble with the stupid one, an old geezer-er wizard, a dirty scruffy looking ranger, a hot elf dude, a pathetic, ugly dwarf, and an insane man.

Now like I said before the fellowship was at the bridge of Khazad-Dum, and Gandalf was at the moment trying to hold off a fierce balrog named Betty. Now Betty had a lot of anger problems, and you would to if you were a boy and your parents named you Betty! So after Gandalf pushed poor Betty off the bridge, Betty got even angrier and cracked his whip so that it caught Gandalf's leg and pulled him off the bridge.

As Gandalf looked up at the fellowship he noticed something. Something that incredibly angered him. No one was crying! Sure Frodo was looking, pretty upset but no tears were rolling down anyone's cheeks. Gandalf looked up at the fellowship and before he fell down into the pit of endless nothing gave the fellowship his final advice: "Cry you fools!" And then he was gone.

Gandalf woke up to see the face of a girl down at him.

"Woah!" the girl cried, "You're Gandalf!"

Gandalf got up and looked at her wearily, "How did you know that?" he asked, an untrusting tone in his voice.

The girl completely ignored his question and instead said, "Where are the others?"

"The others"

"Yeah, you know, the elf, the ranger...big blue eyes?"

"They are not here with me."

"What? Where are they?"

"I expect still in Moria."

"WHAT! What a rip-off! Instead of getting any of the hot ones I get the old geezer! This is just great!" And with that the girl stormed off with a somewhat surprised Gandalf staring behind her.

"Um...Could you help me? I really should be getting back to the fellowship!"

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