Coming Home (Pt. 6)
Wrestlemania XVII Weekend - Friday
Tammy, Matt and Jeff entered her Houston home exhausted from the flight. Jeff headed to find a room to relax in before they had to head out to meet and greet the fans at Axcess.
"Jeff, don't pick the room across from mine" Tammy warned him.
"Why?" he asked annoyed that maybe she didn't want him too close to her and Matt so that they could be alone together.
"Because it's Dwayne's room. He's fucking picky about where he sleeps" Matt answered seeing a more relaxed look come over his little brother's face.
"Okay, no problem" Jeff said as he ran up the stairs.
"You my sweet little Angelface, will be all alone today. I promise I won't stay at the Astrodome for too long. We can go shopping at The Galleria or something, okay?" Matt asked.
"Okay, but I need a nap. I'm so tired," she said as she lay down on the couch.
"Baby, just relax. You've been pushing yourself to make Wrestlemania XVII perfect more than any other event because it's here in your hometown" he said as he snuggled up next to her and held her until she fell asleep in his arms. Jeff finally came downstairs ready to go. Matt covered her with a blanket and kissed her on the lips. "Sleep tight Angelface" he said as he walked out the door with Jeff.
Later that night
Tammy came downstairs in her robe after taking a long hot bubble bath that Matt had drawn for her. She noticed all of the pillows and covers on the living room floor. Matt came out of the kitchen with a tray filled with different kinds of fruits, cheeses and bread. He kissed her before feeding her a piece of honeydew melon.
"You are too good to me Matthew," she said kissing him and taking the tray and setting it on the table.
"We can't forget the wine," Matt said as he carried a tray with 2 wineglasses and a bottle of red wine to the table. They sat down and fed each other and talked about their future together.
"Baby, you are so beautiful. I want to make love to you" Matt said later as he crawled onto the covers and motioned for her to join him. She crawled over to him and fell into his arms. They made love for hours. Everything seemed right with the world. Matt was later awakened as Tammy straddled him and pulled him up to a sitting position to face her. They were so into each other that they didn't see Jeff walk into the living room from the kitchen. Jeff had just come in from having a few drinks with some of the guys. He stopped short as he saw their bodies illuminated by the candles around them as he watched them grind against one another. He pulled off his shirt and stepped out of his jeans and boxers. He approached them and fell to his knees grabbing her around her waist and forcing her down harder onto Matt's cock. Both she and Matt looked at Jeff in shock.
"I just want to make sure you fuck her good big bro" Jeff said as he kissed her on the shoulder. "She is so fucking hot. What do you say Matt? Let me be with her too. I don't mind sharing," he said as he took her hand and started sucking on her fingers.
"Jeff, you've been drinking. Go to bed" Matt told him as he pushed Tammy off of him.
"I want to be with her Matt. We can share her. We shared things all the time growing up" Jeff said abruptly.
"Yea, things! Not women! You want to fuck my girlfriend again Jeff? It happened once because we were caught up in the moment. We are a couple now. Not a threesome", Matt screamed.
"Stop it! Both of you! You're talking like I'm not even here!" Tammy said.
"Baby, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to ignore you" Matt said caressing her shoulder.
"The sex between the three of us was electric. Matt, you and I are a team. We just so happen to love the same woman. She still responds to me! You know that! We never really got to end our relationship because you moved in when I was gone looking for her. You owe me Matt! I love you both. I don't want to lose either one of you," he said pleading with them
"You won't. Stop pushing us. We become uncomfortable when you start trying to force yourself into our relationship" Matt retorted.
Jeff walked up to them and kissed Matt on the cheek and Tammy on the lips. "I'm sorry if I was a little pushy. Look at me, I have a fucking hard-on! I need to be relieved," he said staring at both of them.
"Honey, it's up to you" Matt said looking at her confused.
"Only if you say it's okay," she said quietly.
"Matt while your trying to decide we're both standing here with stiff cocks. One of us could be buried deep in her pussy right now while the other could be getting a blow-job" Jeff said anxiously.
"Fine. This is it for us. I'd never share her with anyone else. I can't believe I'm doing this", Matt said as he sat down and pulled Tammy down next to him in a passionate kiss. He looked up and motioned for Jeff to join them.
Saturday Morning 6 a.m.
Dwayne, Dena, Adam, Jay, and Marie all walked into the living room and gasped at what they were witnessing. There was Matt with his left arm draped across Tammy as her head lay on his chest. The most shocking to them was Jeff. He was close behind her as if they were spooning, his right arm was draped across her waist.
"What the fuck is going on in here!" Dwayne bellowed as he dropped his bags and keys and stepped into the living room.
All three of them jumped up trying to cover themselves. "It's not what it looks like" Matt was the first one to speak up as he pulled his pajama pants on under the cover. He threw Tammy her robe and Jeff his jeans.
"What are you guys doing here?" Tammy asked nervously as she tied her robe. She noticed the only ones in the room with smiles on their faces were Dena, Jay, and Marie. Good, they'd be easy to talk to about the situation. Adam was another story. He'd taken his bags and headed into the kitchen. He probably took the backstairs up to his room. He was hard to figure out sometimes. Oh, but Dwayne. He was absolutely livid. He looked like a Brahma bull standing there with his nostrils flaring.
"You guys get comfortable while I catch a quick shower. We can make some breakfast and talk" Jeff said as he pushed his blue and red streaked blond hair back and headed up the stairs.
"Tam, what the fuck are you doing?" Dwayne asked.
"Not now Rocky" Matt eyed him warning him to back off. "We'll get showered and dressed and be down in a minute" Matt explained and grabbed Tammy's hand and led her upstairs.
Just then Dwayne's cell phone rang. He answered it and let out a "That's fucked up man!" before laughing so hard that Jay, Dena, and Marie thought he was actually crying. He hung up the phone and looked at them seriously.
"Marie, that was Rikishi. You know the guy you put up in the La Quinta Inn?" he said just as Adam came down the stairs with a shocked look on his face.
"No fucking way!" Adam laughed looking at Marie as if she'd been a bad girl.
"Remind me never to tease you!" Jay said as he plopped down on the couch only to wonder if they'd taken their threesome onto the couch the night before causing him to jump up quickly.
"Anyway, Rikishi is really pissed" Dwayne continued. "As a matter of fact he just informed me that he'll be sharing your room with you this weekend right here" Dwayne laughed as he grabbed his bags and headed up the stairs.
"Oh hell no! I refuse to share a room with him" Marie shouted crossing her arms.
"He can share my room" Dena offered smiling, knowing it was eating Marie up at the thought that she'd be in the same bed with Rikishi. Dena laughed and headed upstairs. Well, what do you know? Dena thought. Marie is in love. She laughed out loud and covered her mouth. It will be interesting to see how her and Rikishi would unfold. Kathy had Adam. Tammy had.well hell Tammy had two men. She needed to get back on the ball. Amy broke up with Chris but he wasn't really her type. Jay was cool but he was too good of a friend. Dwayne she thought was perfect except that he was going through a divorce and had a kid. She didn't date men with kids. Besides, Dwayne had only one woman on his mind and he didn't even realize it until she called him on it a year ago. When would her friends get their shit together and be real about their feelings. Maybe she needed to give them a little nudge.
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Tammy paced back and forth across the room as Matt sat on the edge of the bed with his head in his hands.
"Matt, there is no way I can go back down there" Tammy exclaimed.
"Baby, calm down. Do you think that I actually want to go down there and face those guys?" Matt said as he stood up and walked over to her. "Look, I'll go down first. I'll feel everyone out and then I'll come back up and get you okay?"
"Okay. I think I may head to the game room and play Ms. Pac-Man, Cruisin or shoot some pool to calm my nerves" she said heading for the door.
"Hey, you need to listen to some Pearl Jam. It's good for the nerves" he said as she twisted her face up.
"No thanks! I'd rather listen to fingernails scratching down a blackboard," she said smiling that girlish grin he loved.
"Hey, they're not that bad. Just so you know, I've gotten tickets to go see Pearl Jam next month. We will be going, so get used to it"
"Yes sir!" she said saluting him.
"You are such a smartass!" he replied.
"That's why you love me," she said as she turned to leave the room.
"I love you because you give good head," he said as he grabbed her from behind and hugged her as she tried to elbow him as he opened the door. Tammy headed to the game room while Matt headed downstairs to face the music.
Gameroom
Tammy walked into the game room and spotted Adam alone playing pool.
"Sorry, I didn't know there was anyone in here" she said backing up.
"No, come on in and play a game of air hockey with me" he said as he walked over to the air hockey table and turned it on. "So, what's going on with you Tammy?"
"Nothing much. I noticed that you cut out earlier when everyone was downstairs," she said looking for some type of emotion from him.
"Well, I feel like it's none of my business. I'll be honest. I was very disappointed in what I saw. I never suspected you guys were all together like that. I'd have never thought Matt and Jeff would be sharing a woman," he said looking at her as if he blamed her.
"Adam, trust me it surprised all three of us. Especially Matt and I. Jeff has been pressuring Matt and I alot lately. He's been laying a guilt trip on us for months. Matt and I don't know what to do about sparing his feelings".
"First off, you two need to stop letting Jeff manipulate the two of you. You may not know this but I was happy for you and Jeff. When I realized that Matt had feelings for you I knew he'd never have acted on those feelings as long as you were with Jeff. Then I found out about Jeff and Stephanie and I knew Matt would make his move. I just never thought it would lead to a love triangle," Adam said as he hit the puck across the board to Tammy.
"It's not a triangle!" she said hitting it back to him. "I love Matt but I still care about Jeff".
"See, that's just it. You can't make one happy without hurting the other. You need to make a decision" Adam told her.
"I've already made a decision. I'm with Matt. He's who I'm in love with" she said as she hit the puck to Adam so hard that he missed it causing her to score.
"Lucky shot. Well, all I can say is that I love you all and I hope you guys can work things out. I'll pray for you guys," Adam said as he walked around the table and pulled her into a hug.
"Thank you" she sniffled as he wiped a tear from her cheek.
"Shhh. don't cry. Everything will work out fine. No one will even remember what happened here this morning," Adam said as he kissed her on her right temple and held her until the tears stopped flowing. "Feel better now?"
"Yes" she said as Dwayne walked into the room.
"Well, I'm going to make myself scarce" Adam said nodding towards Dwayne.
Tammy felt her heart drop. She knew Dwayne was about to tear into her. He was the only one of her friends who could make her feel like a child being scolded. Adam and Dwayne shook hands as Adam closed the door behind him.
"I know you're disappointed" Tammy started.
"Disappointed? Try disgusted! What has happened to the respectable woman that used to live inside of you?' Dwayne asked abruptly.
"She's still in here Dwayne," she said pointing to her chest.
"What I see before me is just a shell of your former self" he said sounding discouraged.
"That's so untrue" she said in a shaky voice.
"You've let those Hardy Boyz turn you into their personal slut! You are nothing but a fuck toy that they are passing around. Is that what you want to be, a whore? Because that's what you're becoming," Dwayne said towering over her.
"Don't you ever fucking talk to her like that again!" Matt said as he stormed into the room and stood in front of Tammy. "You apologize to her. Now!"
"Who the fuck are you to tell me what to do?" Dwayne demanded laughing.
"This is my woman. You hear me? Not my brothers and most definitely not yours. Who are you to judge us when you couldn't even keep your marriage together because you were out as you call it, whoring" Matt said viciously.
"Listen Hardy, I will not stand by and let you hurt my friend. You and your freak of a brother have turned a sweet innocent woman into someone nobody recognizes anymore. You think I'm supposed to just sit back and watch her destroy herself? What do you plan on doing? Taking her off to Utah so you and your brother can both bang her legally? That's the only way that this relationship can exist you sick freak!" Dwayne shouted.
"You know Dwayne, you're really starting to annoy me. First off, this is Tam's house. You can't respect her then get the fuck out!" Matt requested pointing towards the door.
"You'll let him kick me out of your house?" Dwayne asked looking at Tammy.
"Yes. This is his home too Dwayne. You have to respect it and us," she said hesitantly.
"Well, why don't I just leave then, seeing who your deciding to side with Tam" Dwayne said walking towards the door.
"Dwayne wait!" Tammy cried. "Don't leave!"
"Baby let him leave after the shit he just said to you" Matt shouted at her.
"He's like a brother to me" she told Matt and then walked over to Dwayne. "Dwayne, Matt and I know what we want. We want each other. No one else, do you trust me Dwayne?"
"I used to. I mean I want to. I just want the best for you" Dwayne said wiping the tears from her face. "I didn't mean to hurt your feelings. I just want more for you".
"Dwayne I'm not your child. I'm allowed to make some mistakes. You've made plenty of them," she said holding his hand. "Stop judging us so much. We're human just like you. Yes, I slept with Jeff and Matt at the same time but I regretted it later. So did Matt. It's not going to happen again. Jeff knows it. We discussed it last night. What you walked in on was basically an ending to a chapter in my life with Jeff" she sighed.
"We realize the mistakes we've made and we'll work on them together. Now if you don't mind, we're a little hungry," Matt said. He turned and guided Tammy out of the door leaving Dwayne standing there looking flabbergasted with nothing but the hum of the air hockey game to keep him company.
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"Good morning guys" Matt said as he and Tammy entered the kitchen. Four pair of eyes was fixed on them obviously not knowing what to say. Jeff was sitting off to himself on the counter eating an apple while kicking his legs back and forth.
"They've been quiet since I came down," Jeff said shrugging his shoulders.
"So, what do you guys plan on doing today?" Jay said trying to get a conversation started. Adam elbowed him looking shocked at his question. "Oh, not like that you guys. I really meant if you had any plans today?' Jay said trying to keep a straight face as Dena kicked him under the table shaking her head.
"We plan on relaxing today" Matt said taking a seat at the table. He looked to his left and noticed Rikishi sitting next to him. "Damn, when did you get here?" Matt laughed.
"Obviously after all the action went down" Rikishi teased. "Where is that evil friend of yours?" he asked Tammy.
As if on cue Marie came busting through the back door with a handful of McDonald's bags in her hands. She set the large bags down on the counter. "Okay, who had the hotcakes, eggs, and sausage" she said pulling out 8 breakfast platters. "I have 4 with bacon. 12 orders of hashbrowns and 10 breakfast sandwiches.
"You get anything for me?" Rikishi said smiling reaching for a breakfast sandwich.
"I didn't get your ass nothing! You aren't supposed to be here anyway," she said digging in a bag.
"Guess I should be holed up in the La Quinta Inn huh?" Rikishi said rubbing on her leg.
"Don't put your damn hands on me!" she said standing over him as if she would hit him.
"Marie chill out. Don't take what he does personal" Jeff laughed as he jumped off of the counter to grab a container of hotcakes.
"Jeff, you'd be real smart not to get me started considering the situation your ass is in right now," Marie shouted.
Everyone got quiet and looked at Matt and Tammy. Matt grabbed two containers of food and a bottle of Apple juice out of the refrigerator before turning around and saying, "We'll be eating in our room in case anyone needs us".
"Hopefully by lunch time, you kids will have learned how to play well with one another," Tammy said as she headed up the backstairs with Matt.
"Why can't you think before you speak sometimes?" Jeff asked.
"What did I say?" Marie asked
"I know I did Tammy wrong, I can admit that. But you talk crazy to everyone around you. Sooner or later you won't have anybody because they'll all be tired of you insulting them" Jeff explained as he headed for the living room with his food.
"How dare he talk to me that way?" Marie fumed.
"Because he's telling the truth" Rikishi said.
"Do you feel like that too Adam? Jay?" she asked waiting for a reply. They were thinking of what to say. "Damn, am I that bad?" Marie questioned.
"Hell yea!" Rikishi yelled out before anyone could speak.
"See, you're rude too! I actually did buy you breakfast. Rikishi you piss me off when you disrespect me" Marie said standing over him.
"Hey, you have to give respect to get respect. Now can I get my breakfast please?" he said smiling at her.
"Here!" she yelled throwing the bag at him. "I got you two breakfast meals. I know how greedy your fat ass is," she said walking to the refrigerator and putting a bag of food inside.
"Your ass isn't that small you know?" Rikishi offered
"You just like fucking with me don't you?" she said to him. "I'm going to my room so I can eat in peace," she said leaving the kitchen only to hear Rikishi yell out "I'll be up to our room in a little while baby!" She turned around and frowned at him and said, "Your ass will be sleeping on the floor! "
Why did he annoy her so damn much? All he has to do is just be nice, smile, nod, or whatever. Why did he have to speak? He just ruins everything when he opens his mouth. Do I think before speaking most of the time she thought? She needed to apologize to Tammy and Matt. She knocked on their door.
"Come in!" Tammy called from inside the room.
Marie entered and closed the door. "I just came to apologize to you two. I don't think before I speak sometimes. If I hurt your feelings I apologize".
"Apology accepted" Tammy said immediately.
"I accept it too," Matt said turning the volume down on the TV as Marie sat in the chair next to the bed.
"So, what are you guys doing?" Marie asked as she eyed them. They appeared to be a little out of sorts. "Are you guys fucking under the cover while I'm in here? Marie asked suspiciously.
"No girl!" Tammy laughed. "We were looking at TV".
"Umm hmm, what were you two looking at?" Marie continued to interrogate them.
Matt glanced at the TV and said, "We're watching the Disney channel".
"Oh really?" Marie said. "Can I watch too? I just love The Proud Family," she said as she sat on the bed next to Tammy.
Tammy looked at Matt with her mouth open but nothing came out. She scooted next to Matt and they all watched cartoons for about 2 hours. Marie finally stood up and stretched. She walked over to the entertainment center and pushed play on the DVD player. Matt sat up and before he or Tammy could say anything a porn movie appeared on the screen.
"Umm hmm, just what I thought" Marie laughed while placing her hand on her hip. "Yall were fucking! I knew it! Yall had the "I'm hitting it" look in your eyes. Plus your food is untouched on the nightstand. Do yall ever come up for air? Damn!"
"No, we do it everyday, all day" Tammy laughed.
"I guess you have to make up for lost time, but damn," Marie said. "Any room in there for me?" she asked them seriously.
Tammy and Matt looked at one another as if she was speaking a foreign language. Before they could answer she burst out laughing.
"I'm just playing! I forgot you two may actually let me in bed with you with your freaky asses" she laughed. "I've had my share of threesomes in the past, nothing wrong with it. Next time let it be somebody outside the family though" she said looking at the porn on the TV. "Ooh Freaks, Whoes, and Flows. I like Jake Steed movies. Oh, I guess you two want me to leave you alone" she said heading towards the door. "By the way, can I borrow that movie when you two finish with it?"
"Why? You and Kishi got some plans none of us are aware of?" Matt teased.
"Oh hell no. See I was starting to like you Matt. Now I remember why you make my ass itch. Keep the tape", she said as she closed the door.
Matt and Tammy laughed so hard that they cried.
"She really thought we were doing it" Tammy laughed.
"I know. Why can't people just snuggle and watch porn sometimes?" Matt said as he crawled on top of her.
"Matt, I'm still sore" Tammy whined.
"I'll be gentle," Matt said as he kissed her on the cheek.
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Dwayne was leaving his room when he heard muffled moans and groans coming from Tammy's room. He shook his head and headed downstairs to make sure Jeff wasn't in there. He ran into his cousin Rikishi sitting on the couch playing a video game.
"What's up man?" Dwayne said sitting next to him.
"Nothing, waiting for Marie to come down here bitching at me" he laughed.
"Why would she do that?" Dwayne asked confused.
"Well, I put her bags in the bathroom with a pillow and cover in the tub" he smiled deviously.
"Damn man! You are crazy as hell" Dwayne grabbed the other game control to play Smackdown 2.
"Well I think she needs to be tamed" Rikishi said frowning as Dwayne started beating him on the game.
"You think you're the right man? Dwayne asked eyeing him out the corner of his eye.
"Are you fucking crazy? I'd rather be with Mae Young! At least she knows how to listen and communicate well with others," Rikishi said as he pushed the game controller harder.
"Man, you like her don't you?" Dwayne inquired.
"Man, I have taste okay? Besides she had a threesome recently that turned into a foursome" Rikishi told him
"Bullshit! With who?" Dwayne asked.
"Tazz told me. He, Show and Angle" Rikishi informed him. "She too hard to satisfy man. Plus I'm not into sharing my woman with anyone"
"I feel you on that man" Dwayne nodded.
"So, how do you feel about the situation with Tammy, Matt and Jeff?" Rikishi asked.
"Well, she basically informed me that she is a grown woman and that what she does in her bedroom is her business. It's hard though man because I see her as the sister I never had. I don't want her to get caught up in this wrestling lifestyle," Dwayne said staring at the TV screen
"Hey man! You're letting me whip your ass? You are fucked up" Rikishi laughed.
"What do you mean?" Dwayne asked in an annoyed tone.
"Well, have you ever thought of the possibility that you're interested in Tammy yourself?" Rikishi grilled him with a serious look on his face.
"Are you stupid jabroni? Hell no, The Rock. I mean I don't think of her like that. That would be like incest!" he said with a sickened look on his face.
"I know you well enough to know that you start talking in character when you get nervous cuz" Rikishi said accusingly.
"Look fool, I'm telling you you're way out of line here. It's not like that at all," Dwayne said as they played the game in silence for a few minutes. "So, where is Hardy?"
"Probably upstairs making love to his woman" Rikishi said with a serious face before cracking a smile.
"I meant Jeff" Dwayne said
"I may have been referring to Jeff" Rikishi answered sarcastically.
"You seen him or not?"
"Yea, he's in the basement watching TV. In case your interested, he's been down there all morning" Rikishi grinned.
"Thanks" Dwayne said as he headed down to the basement.
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"I figured I'd be running into you some time today" Jeff said sitting upright in the chair.
"Well, you know why I'm here. I want you to stay away from Tammy and Matt" Dwayne warned.
"First off, Matt is my brother and she is my friend. I'll never be out of their lives. You're talking crazy man" Jeff laughed.
"Well, if you care about either one of them you'd back off!" Dwayne bellowed.
"Look, we've already come to a solution. You weren't there fucking her. My brother and I were! So, I guess that means you have no say!" Jeff shouted as he stood up and stood face to face with Dwayne. "Now if you'll excuse me, I was watching a movie".
Dwayne laughed out loud. "You have balls for a little guy. You talk a lot of shit. I respect you for that but make no mistake. You talk to me like that again and I'll fuck you up. Understand me?"
"Dwayne, that's the difference between me and some of the other guys in the locker room, you don't scare me. I wasn't when I was with Tammy and I'm not right now. You've always been jealous of any guy who Tammy ended up with but I'll tell you this, I won't let you terrorize my brother for something all three of us agreed on doing. We wanted to do it so we did it and enjoyed it, twice. Last night wasn't the first time we were all together. I still love her but now I realize the pain it's causing so I'm stepping back. I didn't need you to come down here to tell me what I already knew. I'm going to let them be together and I'm moving on. Satisfied? If so, get out!" Jeff demanded as he sat down and swung his legs over the arm of the chair.
Dwayne couldn't believe that this little jabroni had told him off. The nerve of that little punk trying to be smart and shit. Damn, he thought looking at his watch. He needed to head over to Axcess at the Astrodome in a little while with Adam and Jay. He turned and headed back up the stairs just in time to hear the doorbell ring. He looked at Rikishi and saw him glued to the TV. He went to the door and opened it.
"Hey Waynie!" Joanie said as she threw her arms around his neck.
"Hey baby. Where's Paul?" he asked as her smile faded.
"Well, we had a fight at Axcess earlier. Amy said that Tammy had room for me to sleep here" Joanie explained.
"Oh, okay. Come on in. I can take the pull out bed in the den and you can use my room upstairs" Dwayne offered.
"Thanks Dwayne" she said as he took her bags up to his room. "Hey Kishi", she said as she sat next to him. He handed her a game controller and restarted the game.
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"Son of a bitch!" Marie shouted as she stomped out of the bedroom. "Rikishi! I'm going to whip your ass!" she said running down the stairs almost knocking Dwayne down.
"What the hell is wrong with you?" Dwayne asked.
"That bastard put my damn clothes in the bathroom! Then he put pillows and a blanket in the tub" she said pointing to Rikishi still sitting on the couch calmly playing Smackdown 2 on the Playstation.
"Calm down girl, damn! Stop letting him get you so upset" Dwayne said trying to control his laughter.
"I know you hear me!" she shouted over at him.
"Dwayne do you hear something?" Rikishi said unaffected by her ranting and raving.
"Oh, you ignoring me?" Marie said as she ran back upstairs.
"Man leave her alone" Dwayne laughed shaking his head.
"Teach your ass to fuck with me" Marie said coming down the stairs with Rikishi's overnight bag and went into the kitchen.
"Where the hell are you going with my shit?" Rikishi jumped up and ran into the kitchen followed by Dwayne and Joanie.
They entered the kitchen only to see the backdoor open. They walked out into the backyard just in time to see Marie dumping all of Rikishi's clothes into the swimming pool.
"What the fuck!" Rikishi yelled as he grabbed the net up against the house and tried to pull his clothes out of the water.
"Marie, that was uncalled for. His wrestling clothes were in that bag," Dwayne said angrily.
"Well, now his ass can go to Wal-Mart. They have drawers in his size" she yelled.
"Well you know what, they also sell panties in your size too," he said as he walked over and pushed Marie into the pool.
"Marie! Are you okay?" Joanie said falling to her knees and reaching for Marie's hand.
"Her ass needs to cool off" Rikishi laughed stuffing his wet clothes into his bag.
"You goddamn motherfucker, I'll kill you!" Marie yelled as Adam, Jay, Jeff, Tammy, Matt, and Dena ran out into the yard.
"Everybody just calm down" Dwayne said helping Joanie pull Marie out of the pool.
"Rikishi, you can wash your clothes in the washroom" Matt said motioning for Rikishi to follow him. Before following Matt, Rikishi walked back over to where Marie was squeezing water out of her hair.
"Don't ever touch my clothes again," he warned her.
"Fuck you!" she said and spit in his face.
He wiped the spit off his face and smiled at her. "I make you wet just from thinking about me don't I?" he asked in a sexy voice standing close to her.
"You think you make me wet? Bitch I despise your funky ass!" she yelled at him only to cause him to start laughing in her face
"Despise me huh? Well, I fucking hate you. You're a mean evil bitch who needs to be put in her place," he shouted back at her.
"Come on you guys let it go" Dwayne said trying to calm the situation.
"Oh, and I guess that you think you can put me in my so called place?" she said stepping up closer to him.
"Baby, I wouldn't want that job if I was the last man on earth!" he said as he pushed her back into the pool and walked back into the house.
"Ooh I'm going to get his ass if it's the last thing I do!" she yelled sputtering water out of her mouth.
"Marie are you okay?" Tammy asked trying to hold in her urge to laugh.
"His ass is on my list" Marie said with a serious look on her face.
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Wrestlemania XVII Sunday, April 1, 2001
Everyone was tied up in knots as the show continued to run smoothly. Dena and Kathy were constantly busy doing hair and makeup. They were stressed out and on the verge of snapping. Mick Foley was the only person who kept people laughing.
"Hey Tammy, did you think about adding in where I get hit with a chair really hard during the Shane and Vince match?" Mick Foley said with excitement.
"No, Mick! No chair shots" she laughed.
"What if I do it anyway?" he said flashing his toothless grin.
"Then I'll make you actually have to have a regular office during your commissioner spots, which means no tractors or bathroom stalls" she said smiling.
"Ah man! Getting you to give me a break is more painful than having your teeth pulled, or being forced to watch an Al Snow match" he said causing her to burst out laughing just as Al Snow was walking by.
"I heard that Mick!" Al Snow said pointing his finger at Mick who shrugged his shoulders as if he was innocent.
"What if Shane or Vince hit me anyway?" he asked.
"Then its fine Mick" she said giving up arguing with him as she headed to Joanie's locker room.
Joanie was a nervous wreck before her match. Tammy tried to keep her calm. Joanie decided to go get an aspirin out of Paul's bag in his locker room for her headache. Tammy stood there as Joanie pulled a letter out of Paul's bag and fell to her knees as she started reading. Tammy ran over to see if she was okay. Just then, Dwayne, Amy and Matt walked in.
"I can't get her off the floor!" Tammy said in a panic.
"What's wrong with her?" Dwayne asked.
"She found that letter in Paul's bag. She won't let me see it and her match with Ivory is in 15 minutes".
"Joanie, honey. It's Dwayne," he said rubbing her face. "Give me the letter" he asked gently as she released it into his hands. He read it and let out a loud curse.
"What is it? Amy asked sounding scared as Jeff entered the room.
"It appears that Hunter and Stephanie are having an affair" Dwayne said with a shocked look on his face. "This is a love letter from Stephanie about how much she misses him" Dwayne explained as he continued to read.
"Fucking bitch!" Joanie shouted as she punched the wall. "I'm okay you guys" she said wiping her tears. "I have a match to do. I'll deal with this later," she said as she walked out the room.
"Damn! Reminds me of the night I got busted for fucking around with Stephanie" Jeff said sadly. "She is a ho! Now I see why you were so mad Tammy. It's not like she was even cute," he said as he came over and hugged her.
"Baby you look worn out" Matt said as he rubbed her shoulders.
"I'm okay. You need to go get ready for the TLC2 match. I need to make sure everyone is aware of any storyline changes," Tammy said starting to get annoyed.
"Babe, you need to rest for the rest of the night. Amy, go check on Joanie and I'm going to make sure Tammy gets back to her office without making any stops in between" Matt said.
"I'll walk her to her office and make sure she lies down until it's time to go" Jeff said pushing her out the door.
"That's right rest!" Matt warned her. "Do what he tells you" Matt said looking at Amy and Dwayne funny. He ran to the door and yelled down the hall, "Don't do everything he says baby. I don't want anymore drama" he said smiling as Tammy shot the finger at him then blew him a kiss.
Jeff kept teasing Tammy on the way to her office. He was really annoying her. She was tied up in knots. She hadn't been able to eat lunch or dinner. She'd been feeling lightheaded off and on all day. Jeff put his arm around her and started flirting with her.
"Jeff, quit it. I don't feel well," she said leaning against the wall.
"You are starting to really change" Jeff accused. "You've been mean lately, even during the threesome you were mean to me. I can't even tease you like I used to. Have I lost that privilege?" he asked.
"I'm not mean. I just don't feel like being teased okay?" she said trying not to sound pissed off.
"I don't know how Matt has been putting up with this attitude. You know, I'll call you out on it before he will" he laughed. "You may be his Angelface, but I know you for what you truly are. You are my little fallen angel" Jeff said teasingly caressing her face.
"Jeff, no stop touching me! Now!" she pushed him away and turned to walk away before passing out in the hallway.
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Tammy awoke lying on the table in the medical attention room. She sat up just to have Matt and Dwayne push her back down. Terry, one of the attendants asked her had she eaten much earlier in the day. Matt answered no before she could. Terry took her blood pressure twice before pulling Matt, Dwayne, and Jeff over to the side. Terry then suggested to her that she be driven to the emergency room to see a doctor just as a precaution.
"No, you two have a match" she fussed at Matt.
"Baby, the show is over. You slept through it" he told her.
"Oh, I missed everything" she said sadly.
"Don't worry, my Dad tapes every show and Pay Per View. We'll look at it this weekend okay?" he said holding her hand.
"Okay. I'm ready to be checked out then" she smiled as she sat up.
After being examined by a doctor at the hospital she was checked into a room for overnight observation. Matt, Amy, Jeff, and Joanie stayed the night with her before heading to the hotel to get some sleep. Finally the next morning Doctor Nugent came in to give her and Matt the results of her tests.
"Well, we found out what caused the fainting Ms. Littrell. Your blood sugar was low due to not eating the whole day' said Dr. Nugent.
"I told you to eat!" Matt scolded her.
"Yes, she will definitely have to eat 3 full meals a day for at least the next 6 ½ months because you're pregnant" Dr. Nugent smiled.
"Huh?" Matt said
"Say what?" Tammy said sitting up in the bed.
"You heard me right. She's close to three months. I suspect the two of you will have a little bundle in your arms by mid October" Dr. Nugent said walking towards Matt to shake his hand. "Congratulations" he told them as he walked out the room.
Jeff walked in the room looking at the dumb looks on their faces. He started to get scared that something terrible was wrong with her. "What did the doctor say?"
"Well, she's fine. The fainting was due to her being 10 weeks pregnant" Matt said staring at Jeff.
"Oh shit! That's great bro!" he said hugging Matt only to see the concerned look on his face when he pulled away from him. "She got pregnant in the middle of January?" Jeff said looking at her sad eyes. "Fuck! Don't you guys think like that! This isn't my baby! I swear. I promised to keep my distance from this relationship".
"Well, now it appears that you could be a father come October" Matt said staring out the hospital window.
"Matt, come here" Tammy said holding her hand out to him. "This is our baby. I feel it in my heart" she said kissing him gently. "I want to go home, to Cameron".
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"Pregnant?" Dwayne shouted as he dropped the weights that he was lifting almost breaking Jericho's foot. He felt as if his whole world was caving in. She'd gone and gotten herself pregnant, by a Hardy no less. She was killing him, slowly but surely.
"She says she'll continue working up until the end of September" Chris said picking up the weights and handing one to Adam and the other to Jay. Just then Jeff walked into the gym and was flagged down by Chris.
"What's up junior? About to be an uncle huh?" Chris teased.
"Yep, it appears so" Jeff said catching Dwayne watching him. He knew, Jeff thought. Dwayne knew he could be the father because he'd told him that they'd all been together more than once. Shit, he'd been with her for 3 straight days when Matt was in Europe. Even Matt didn't know about that. He could be the father of her child. They'd discussed having kids when they were together. Jeff decided to go off to work out by himself, he needed to think. Soon as that baby was born he needed to get a DNA test done secretly. He had to know. He just wanted to be a part of the kid's life if it was his. Sixth months was a long time to wait but he had to be patient and bide his time.
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"Hey what are you up to?" Dwayne asked sauntering into Tammy's office.
"Oh, trying to relax. You?" she asked as he sat across from her.
"Dwayne, I'm really concerned about this fight with Rhyno tonight" she told him.
"Hey, Shane knows Rhyno and I can't stand each other. We need this match to get all the animosity out of the way," Dwayne said standing up and throwing his WCW Championship belt over his right shoulder.
"Dwayne, just don't get gored" she begged.
"Hey, stop worrying about me and focus on keeping that baby healthy" he said patting her on her belly.
"Stop! Everyone is doing that!" she said pushing him away.
"Hey, I'll hang around your ass so much that that baby will come out looking like me" he laughed. "Matt will be trying to kick the Rock's ass" Dwayne laughed.
"Don't say that!" she said putting her head in her hand.
"Hey? This baby was conceived during one of the threesomes you had with Matt and Jeff wasn't it?" he asked holding her face up so that he could see her eyes.
"Yes" she answered abruptly.
"Damn it Tammy! This is fucked up," he said.
"I think that Matt will leave me if this is Jeff's baby," she said in between sobs.
"No, they both will be there for you. They're here for you now and so am I" Dwayne said softly.
"I don't want to lose Matt," she said rubbing her eyes.
"You won't. Now stop all of this crying. You're upsetting the baby. You know they can feel your emotions don't you?" he asked caressing the back of her neck.
"You're right, I have to pull myself together," she said wiping the tears from her eyes.
"Hey, is this a bad time?" Torrie Wilson asked standing in the doorway staring at Dwayne on his knee in front of Tammy.
"No, I was just having a hormonal moment" Tammy smiled.
"I'll leave you two to talk" Dwayne said standing and leaving the office.
"How may I help you?" Tammy asked.
"As you know my fiancee Billy Kidman is fighting Tajiri tonight. I was wondering if you planned on splitting up Tajiri and I so that I could be Billy's manager?" she asked.
"I don't know Torrie. We'll have to see how the fans react. I think we could touch on you two being attracted to one another and see how it goes" Tammy offered.
"Okay, that's all I wanted. I'd really like to be more involved with the matches too" she added.
"Ooh, like interfering? I can do that for you real soon" Tammy told her smiling.
"Oh great! I can't wait" Torrie said heading out of the office leaving the door opened.
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"Oh my God! Did you see Jeff hit Steph with the Twist of Fate earlier?" Amy laughed sitting on the arm of the couch in Tammy's office.
"Oh yea, I saw it. Should I be sad that she was really hurt?" Tammy smiled at Amy.
"No way! He should have drawn blood!" Amy said through gritted teeth.
"Wow! If the fans heard the lovely Lita speaking like this!" Tammy grinned walking over to sit next to Amy.
"Hey, this is Amy talking. I can't stand that bitch!" she laughed pushing her red hair back.
"Hey Angelface" Matt said walking to the door.
"You going to wait backstage while Jeff and HHH fight?" Tammy asked.
"Yea, I want to be close for my cue to nail Hunter" he said looking tired.
"Well, I'll go with you" Tammy said walking to the door and hugging him. "Amy you want to come?" she asked.
"No, I'm going to chill in your office because I'm supposed to be home recuperating remember?" she laughed.
"So am I" Matt said.
"No, you guys go ahead. I'm cool," she said lying down on the couch.
"Okay. See you later" Matt said closing the door and pulling Tammy towards the backstage area with him.
"You okay with Jeff becoming IC champ tonight?" Tammy asked.
"I have no choice. I get to attack Austin on Raw next week but I don't get a WWF title shot" he said disappointed.
"Baby, I wish I could do something" Tammy said squeezing his hand.
"I know you do. Shane claims that it was Heyman's idea to let Jeff have a victory over HHH" Matt said stopping at the monitor as Jeff hit a Whisper in the Wind on HHH.
"Do you ever wonder if you weren't with me that you'd be getting the push instead of Jeff?" Tammy asked after wondering if he thought being with her was ruining his wrestling career.
"No! I never thought that baby," he said caressing her face. "Don't think I feel like that especially without asking me first. We're a family and that's all that matters" he said as a stagehand whispered 2 minutes to Matt and handed him a chair to hit HHH with to help Jeff win the IC title.
"I just needed to know" she whispered and pulled him into a hug.
"What if I said that I did feel that way? What were you going to do? Break up with me?" he grinned.
"Maybe" she teased.
"I'll never let you go Angel," he said as the stagehand shouted 1 minute.
"I love you Matty," she said tugging on his shirt.
"I love you too Angelface" he said holding her hands.
I'll never leave you," she said kissing him deeply.
"Better not or I'll have to kill you" he said staring into her eyes as the stagehand yelled 20 seconds.
"Oh really?" she laughed looking into his brown eyes.
"Yes really" he said nodding his head as he leaned down and kissed her. He turned and grabbed the chair and headed up the stairs leading to the stage leaving Tammy stunned.
"Was he kidding? He had to be!" she said laughing to herself. "Wasn't he?"
**************************** Raw Univ. of Tennessee
"Say son! That's the last time you get to beat the hell out of Stone Cold Steve Austin and get away with it" Steve said pointing at Matt.
"Well, it was fun while it lasted" Matt laughed hugging Tammy.
"You guys were really good tonight," Tammy said.
"Aren't I always? I can't give credit to your mealy mouthed boyfriend there" Steve said nodding at Matt.
"That's cold Steve!" Matt laughed.
"That's why I'm Stone Cold! What? I'm just bullshitting you! What? I say, I'm just bullshitting you!" Austin laughed walking over to Debra.
He's funny as hell" Matt laughed.
"You ready to shoot the scene with Jeff?" Amy said approaching them.
"Yea, I'll be back in about 15 minutes sweetie," Matt said walking to the locker room with Amy.
"Hey! Tammy! How are you doing?" Shane McMahon asked as he pulled Tammy in for a hug.
"I'm fine. What are you up to?" she asked.
"Hold up, a minute Tammy. Steve! Remember what I told you?" he said pointing at Steve who looked to be pissed.
"Yea! I remember! I don't like it but I remember!" Steve said grabbing Debra and heading down the hall.
"I was looking for you. I want you to come to Stamford on Wednesday for a meeting with my father and I. All of the writers will be there. We want to have a follow up meeting in two weeks as well. We're trying to come up with something that will boost the ratings up to Wrestlemania standards," Shane said excitedly. "Why don't you come to my office and we can discuss it more" Shane said pulling her towards his office.
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"Where have you been!" Matt asked flinching while looking at the monitor.
"Shane was talking me to death in his office" Tammy said walking up to the monitor just as HHH dropped Jeff across his knee face first. "Oh my God! That definitely had to hurt!" Tammy screamed covering her mouth.
"He's trying to catch his breath but Hunter keeps knocking the air out of him," Matt said in a pissed off tone. "Come on Jeff! Think!" he shouted at the monitor. "You need to move. Austin will attack me in a few minutes with a chair" he said remembering the time.
"Okay, I'll see you in a few" she said kissing him goodbye.
A few minutes later on the way to her office Tammy ran into Molly Holly. "Hey Molly" Tammy smiled as Shane came out of his office.
"Hey Tammy. I'm checking out Matt and Jeff getting annihilated with chairshots in the ring.
"What?" Tammy shouted staring at the monitor as Matt took a chair shot to the head and HHH started beating Jeff with the chair and came back to hit Matt in the head with the chair again. "No!" Tammy shouted running towards the backstage area as Shane grabbed her around the waist. "Let me go! You knew this was going to happen!" she shouted trying to get away from Shane.
"You can't go out there! You could be hurt and you're pregnant!" Shane shouted in her ear trying to calm her down as she screamed looking up at a monitor hanging from the ceiling.
"That's why you tried to keep me in your office! Why Shane? Why would you let them be attacked like that?" she cried as Austin choked Jeff with a belt on the monitor. "No! Amy cannot be beaten again!" Tammy shouted at Shane as HHH begged her to get in the ring to help Matt and Jeff.
"Relax! Taker and Kane will help her!" he said grabbing her by the shoulders. Calm down!" Shane shouted as Kane and Undertaker went out to ring as Austin and HHH ran like scalded dogs.
"Shane that's just plain dirty!" Tammy said pulling away from him walking towards the backstage area.
"Wait up!" Molly Holly yelled as she walked up alongside Tammy. "That bastard will get his one day!" Molly muttered looking back at a satisfied Shane.
"If I ever have a way to stick it to him one day, I won't hesitate!" Tammy said standing at the bottom of the stairs as Michael Hayes helped Matt down the stairs while Jeff was slumped over Sgt. Slaughter's shoulder.
"You ladies move back. They need medical attention," Michael said rushing a half-conscious Matt down the hall.
"Jeff! Are you conscious?" Tammy asked as Slaughter walked past them with him limp over his shoulder.
"I'm vaguely aware of my surroundings" he grinned looking up at Tammy as Amy came down the stairs.
"Jeff, is Matt okay?" Amy asked grabbing Tammy's hand nervously. "I didn't know what to do" Amy said in a disappointed tone. "I wasn't told any of this storyline where Matt gets constant chairshots. I was told it would be just 3 right before we went out" she whined.
"It's okay Amy. Shane is up to no good. Again!" Tammy said through gritted teeth.
"Jeff I hope your okay!" Molly said with concern.
"I will be. I'm concerned about Matt though," Jeff said as Slaughter put him down.
"I'm going to go check on him," Tammy said.
"No! You need to calm down!" Jeff said throwing his hands up to stop her.
"We'll both stay here until you find out his condition" Molly said standing next to Tammy and Amy as Paul and Steve came down the stairs followed by Taker and Kane.
"Is Matt okay?" Paul asked.
"We don't know yet," Jeff said heading off to check on Matt.
"Tammy, I'm sorry you weren't warned. I didn't want to upset you. I refused to attack Lita again," Steve said sadly.
"I understand. I just wish I was warned" Tammy said walking off.
"Tammy wait! I'm sorry. You know I'd never purposely hurt Matt. I got caught up in the moment and swung a little too hard on that second shot Shane told me to give him" Paul said as Amy walked up and slapped him hard as she could.
"You're an animal! The best thing that ever happened to Joanie was losing you to Stephanie's skanky ass!" Amy shouted as she headed towards the women's locker room.
"Tammy! He's conscious!" Jeff hollered from the door waving for her to come in.
"Matt?" she whispered as she saw a doctor shining a light in his eyes.
"I'm okay baby," Matt said while another doctor was stitching his forehead up.
"You had me scared. You didn't warn me about the chair shots in the ring" she said staring at the huge gash at the top of his head as the doctor separated his hair to clean the wound.
"Ouch!" he said ducking his head as the doctor dabbed the wound with antiseptic before stitching it up. "Shane's ass told me three chairshots. Only one to the head" he said angrily.
"You have a slight concussion Matt, that means you need to take it easy the next few days. No working out because it could cause dizziness" the doctor warned him.
"Yes sir. I guess that means my baby will have to wait on me hand and foot" he smiled poking Tammy as the doctor stitched him up.
"Shit, his ass is okay. I'll see you two after I shower" Jeff laughed leaving out.
"I'll definitely take care of you sweetie" Tammy grinned.
"You always do" he grinned.
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WWF Backlash: 04-21-01
Kansas City
"Hey beautiful" Jeff said smiling from the doorway with one hand behind his back.
"Hey you" Tammy smiled motioning for him to come in and have a seat.
"You taking care of yourself?" he asked.
"Yes, I'm taking care of myself" she said leaning back in the chair.
"You ate dinner yet?" he asked looking at the clock.
"No, not yet" she answered preparing herself for his tirade.
"I figured you hadn't," he said sitting a Chick-Fil-A bag in front of her.
"What is this?" she asked opening the bag. "Mmm, a chicken salad with honey mustard and lemonade" she grinned. "You know me so well" she laughed pulling the container out of the bag.
"Yes I do. You haven't eaten since noon. You have to keep the baby fed" he grinned pulling a piece of lettuce from her salad. She popped him on the hand. "Ouch, you hit me!" he said in shock.
"Never touch a pregnant woman's food. We don't like sharing" she said stuffing a piece of chicken in her mouth.
"My God! Is this what we have to look forward to for the next few months?" he asked laughing.
"Honestly, my emotions are all over the place. I don't know what I'll feel from one moment to the next" she told him continuing to eat.
"Okay, well I guess I'll have to walk on eggshells huh?" he laughed.
"No, you're my buddy. You'll be safe" she giggled.
"Hey, I want you to know that I know that this baby could be mine" he said out of the blue causing her to spit her lemonade onto the desk.
"Huh? What are you talking about?" she asked.
"Look, we both know so stop pretending besides the threesome, that those three days we had together never happened" he said leaning on her desk staring her in the eye.
"Okay, yes it's a possibility. I can't think about that now" she said leaning back rubbing her small round belly.
"I think this is my baby and I will lay claim to it if it's mine," he said seriously.
"Jeff, don't do this please" she said touching his hand.
"Tammy, we talked about having a family together all the time. This may be the chance we need to find our way back to one another. I still have feelings for you sweetie," he said grabbing her hand.
"I will always love you Jeff. I just don't think I'm in love with you" she admitted.
"What is it about Matt that attracts you to him when you never even noticed him before?" he asked genuinely.
"I don't know it's like I got to know him from the talks we had during his problems with Amy. I always felt that he was a good guy. I never saw him as a good guy for me until after he admitted his true feelings for me. I fought with everything I had to not love him but it happened so quickly," she said looking him straight in the eye.
"I see. I need to go get warmed up for my match" he said standing up.
"Jeff wait! Take care of yourself out there. No stunts too crazy okay? I worry about you" she told him as she stood and walked over to hug him tightly.
"You know I never think about my moves before a match, that's what Matt does. I get out there and just do it with no care in the world" he said pulling away from her.
"That's what frightens me so much," she said pulling him back to her by his shirt.
"Tammy, I no longer have anything to live for so why not take risks? Will you come back to me if I promised to be more careful?" he asked looking deep into her eyes waiting for an answer. Before she could answer he pulled away from her. "Well, I hope he makes you happy. I'll be honest with you, I still feel like we have a hell of a lot more in common than you'll ever have with Matt" he said walking out leaving her feeling sad at the way things ended between them.
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"You okay?" Rob asked standing over her smiling.
"Oh hi Rob, I didn't see you standing there" she smiled trying to sit up on the couch.
"No, you don't have to get up. I just came by to hang out with you for a few minutes" Rob said sitting next to her.
"I saw Eddie Guerrero earlier. He seemed to have been drinking so you be careful out there in the ring with him," she warned.
"Yea, I heard he's drinking a bit much" Rob said. "I'll protect myself. I'm R-V-D," he said pointing his thumbs over his shoulders causing her to laugh. "So, you're staying out of trouble?" he asked touching her belly.
"Yea, I'm staying away from the action for now. All I do is sleep lately" she said sounding upset.
"That happens. You can't rip and run around like you used to. You're sleeping for two now," he said pushing on her belly as Matt walked into the office.
"What's up Rob?" Matt said in an uncaring tone as he pushed Tammy over and sat down on the couch and pulled her head into his lap.
"Well, I'll talk to you later. Take care of yourself sweetie" Rob said closing the door behind him.
"You were rude Matt" Tammy said quickly.
"I didn't do anything. I can't come hang out with my girlfriend?" he asked angrily.
"Yes you can," she said covering his mouth with her hand.
"Can I have a kiss then?" he asked leaning down to kiss her.
"I love you," she said looking up at him.
"I love you too," he said getting up and sliding behind her on the couch.
"Are you going to take a nap with me?" she asked snuggling against him.
"No, I want to see the rest of the matches" he answered while looking up at the TV on the wall. "Just go to sleep Angelface," he whispered as her eyes closed and sleep took over her body.
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"Oh my God! Get the fuck out of the way!" Shannon Moore yelled as he stood up on the couch turning the game controller in his hand.
"Watch out Shan! That's bullshit!" yelled Shane Helms as the car on the screen crashed into a lamppost.
"What are you guys doing?" Tammy asked smiling from the doorway.
"Oh hey babe, we were just playing some video games" Matt said grinning sitting on the floor punching on the game controller in his hand.
"You cooking tonight or am I?" she asked throwing him a hint.
"Well, we were going to go get some take out" Matt said.
"Works for me" she said heading to the kitchen and opening the refrigerator.
"What are you doing?" he asked as he saw her dipping a pickle into the jar of peanut butter. "Baby, what are you doing?" he asked twisting his mouth into a frown as he tried to pull the peanut butter jar out of her hand.
"Eating" she said calmly.
"That?" he said pointing to the pickle in the peanut butter jar.
"Yes, I have a taste for this" she said grabbing the gallon of Hawaiian Punch out of the refrigerator and turning it up as she gulped half of the juice from the container.
"Whoa! Baby slow down before you drown the baby or make yourself sick" he laughed pulling the juice out of her hand.
"Matthew I'm thirsty" she complained.
"Tell you what, I'll go get dinner right now okay?" he said kissing her on the forehead. "What do you want?" he asked getting his keys off the key rack.
"Whatever you want," she said smiling.
"Umm, no. I'm getting sushi. You need a meal with lots of vegetables," he said scolding her.
"You forced me to eat carrots with my lunch. I hate carrots! Consider this pickle as a vegetable for tonight" she pouted as she picked up the pickle and bit into it.
"Okay okay, what do you want?" he asked again.
"Pizza" she said innocently.
"No. No pizza tonight" he said sternly.
"Please Matty. I always eat healthy meals. Let me splurge sometimes" she said pulling him close to her so that she could hug him.
"Okay, long as it has some type of vegetables on it" he said wagging his finger at her.
"Okay" she said picking up the phone and dialed for takeout. "A large pizza with Pepperoni, Sausage, Beef, Onions, Bell Peppers, and Mushrooms. Oh yes, a two liter of Coke. Hold on a minute" she said into the receiver. "Matt do you guys want anything?" she asked causing his mouth to fall open.
"Baby, give me the phone. That will be all for that order" he said as he got the amount. "Girl, you cannot eat all of that pizza by yourself" he laughed hanging up the phone.
"I might. I'm eating for two" she challenged as she pulled him close and palmed his ass. "I want to fuck you right now," she said in a low whisper staring into his eyes.
"You coming back to play the game?" Shannon asked standing in the kitchen doorway staring at them.
"Umm, not right now. Here's $20 for the pizza when it arrives and you guys can go get the food for us after the pizza gets here" he said handing Shannon $50.
"Oh okay" Shannon smiled as he realized what was going on when he saw Tammy's hands on Matt's ass.
"I'll be back in a few minutes," Matt said pulling Tammy down the hallway to their bedroom.
"Come here" she growled as she kissed him hard and then pushed him down on the bed and pulled his cock out and started sucking on it with a vengeance.
"Oh my damn!" Matt moaned as she went all the way down on his cock.
"You like that baby?" she asked as she started licking and sucking on his balls.
"Oh yea. Just like that" he said in between breaths.
"I want you inside me right now" she said standing and removing her summer dress, bra and panties.
"Baby, what's wrong with you? Why are you so horny all of a sudden?" he asked laughing.
"I don't know but I feel like I can fuck you all night" she said as she straddled him and pushed his cock into her wet pussy.
"Damnnn! Baby you feel so good. Yea, slide that pussy up and down my cock" he said as he played with her clit.
"Oh Matt, yes. Play with my clit baby" she moaned as she started to slam her pussy down on his cock real hard.
"Fuck! Oh shit. You're going to make me cum too soon baby," he said as he watched her cum run down his cock as it slid in and out of her pussy.
"Oh my." was all she was able to get out before her eyes rolled into the back of her head and she started to convulse and contract around his cock causing his toes to curl up as he came. He gripped the sheet with his left hand while holding her around the waist with his right one.
"Fuuucckkk!" was the only word that he could fathom in his mind at the moment as he came while she continued to convulse every time he touched her with his hands.
"Don't touch me!" she shouted as she continued to gasp for air and convulse. Her pussy lips tightened around his cock giving off a constant vibration that made his cock hard again.
"Baby" he said grabbing her breasts and squeezing them together as he licked back and forth over each nipple. "What the fuck?" he said as her pussy started to feel even wetter as he grabbed her around the waist causing little moans to escape from her lips as they stared into each others eyes. He sat up and grabbed her around the waist and started to pound into her like a jackhammer. "Yea, you like that don't you?" he said hooking his arms under hers and holding her around her shoulders. He used her shoulders to force her down harder onto him as she came again. He could feel her cum squirting onto his cock. He looked down and the sight of her white cum all over his cock drove him crazy.
"Too much!" she gasped as she put her left hand on his chest and grabbed him around the neck with her right one trying to push him away as she continued to convulse and grind against him causing his cock to empty its load again into her slick cunt.
"Goddamn what the fuck was that?" he asked as she collapsed against him and laid her head on his shoulder.
"I'm so weak. Matt just let me rest here a minute" she groaned kissing him on his neck.
"Baby, you came like a man. I could feel you're cum squirting onto my dick. You were having multiple orgasms too," he said nuzzling against her shoulder.
"I know. Wasn't it great?" she groaned as she realized his hair was no longer pulled back in a ponytail but lay around his face damp with sweat.
"You fucked my hair out of its ponytail" he laughed pushing his damp hair back off his face.
"Diz-amn! If you guys can come up for air, the pizza is here!" Shane shouted through the door.
"You guys could hear us in there?" Matt asked loudly.
"Hell yea! Even with the TV volume turned up" he laughed. "We're heading out to pick up some food. We'll be back in a little while. Think you two will be finished?" Shane asked as they heard Shannon whisper something causing Shane to laugh. "We'll be back in about 30 minutes, oh and Jeff called and said he's on his way home so we're going to pick him something up also" Shane said.
"Okay! I'll be out by the time you guys get back," Matt said through laughter.
"Alright man!" Shannon said through the door.
"Well, I think I can move now" Tammy said trying to climb off of Matt. "I'll rent a movie on pay per view while you guys hang out" she told Matt.
"Wait, we have about 30 minutes. Let's try again for that earth shattering multiple orgasm you just put on me," he said pulling her in for a kiss.
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"Man, the sex is totally off the chain lately" Matt said pulling his shirt over his head.
"Hey, you only start worrying when the sex stops" Adam laughed grabbing his jacket off the hanger.
"So, you say she was cumming like a guy?" Jay asked still trying to imagine how it felt.
"Yea, it was like it was constantly happening, the squirting I mean" Matt said.
"See, what you've just experienced is pregnancy hormones at its highest peak" Dwayne said crossing his leg.
"Shit I can deal with that for the next few months. Hell, I wish they could sell women those hormones like viagra" Matt laughed.
"Oh they do" Jeff added as he continued to color his hair in the mirror.
"How do you know?" Adam asked.
"Man, I look at TV. They show the commercials during Jerry Springer" Jeff said turning back to the mirror.
"Lord, listen at his ass. Matt my friend, I think what you've experienced is pregnant pussy" Dwayne laughed as he took a sip of his soda and sat it back on the table next to him.
"Pregnant pussy?" Matt said with a funny look on his face.
"Oh yea, it's tighter, wetter, hotter than normal pussy. It does things to a man," Dwayne said with a huge grin on his face.
"Oh man, you're crazy!" Jay laughed.
"No, I'm serious. I've experienced it" Dwayne said shaking his head. "Had me whining like a little bitch, not to mention it had my toes all curled up like I had arthritis and shit. Thought my toes were going to be stuck like that forever" he laughed.
"Damn! I want to experience that," Jay said smiling.
"Shit, I did! That's what happened to me. I was grasping the sheets and everything," Matt admitted as he sat down smiling. "I can get used to that" he blushed.
"Who wouldn't?" Jeff said trimming his beard in the mirror.
"You guys make me want to find a pregnant woman just to experience this shit. That's it! I have to get new friends," Jay said folding his arms across his chest and shaking his head in shame.
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"What? It was like that?" Dena said as she jumped out of the chair and sat in the one closest to Tammy.
"Yes, it was amazing! I couldn't stop twitching" Tammy laughed.
"Did he look scared?" Kathy asked as she applied base on Tammy's face.
"No, he was too into it. He was too busy yelling, "Ohh shit, goddamn!" Tammy giggled.
"So, he screamed like a little bitch?" Marie laughed causing Dena to pop her on her arm as she pushed her into a chair to curl her hair.
"I'm in your head with a curling iron. Stop moving so much" Dena fussed.
"He was so hot we did it again after Shannon and Shane left to get something to eat" Tammy laughed. "The hits just kept on coming later that night," she said grinning deviously.
"Yea, she's in love" Kathy laughed as she applied eye shadow to her eyes.
"More like whipped," Marie said sarcastically.
"Hey, I love my baby" Tammy blushed.
"Umm hmm. You still loving his brother too?" Marie asked cutting her eye at Dena who was threatening to burn her with the curling iron.
"No, Jeff has been flying home off and on with Nora for the weekend" Tammy said.
"Molly Holly, Nora?" Kathy asked.
"Yes, and he seems to be a lot happier so I'm happy for him" Tammy said cheerfully.
"Well they are a cute couple. I hope it works out for them," Kathy said.
"Oh please! It won't last. He's a man! He'll fuck it up sooner or later," Marie said in an angry tone.
"Marie, just so you know. I'm going out to dinner with Booker tonight" Dena said.
"I don't care. You can have my leftovers" Marie laughed.
"Why do you have to be such a bitch all the time?" Dena asked turning the chair motioning for Marie to get out of the chair as Trish Stratus walked in and sat in the chair.
"What are you girls talking about?" Trish smiled.
"Men and how all of them are dogs" Marie said quickly.
"We don't all agree with her" Tammy told Trish.
"I think there are some decent guys out there. You just have to find them," Trish said leaning back in the chair as Dena applied oil to her hair.
"Hmm, I say we just put a collar on all men and guide them around on leashes" Marie said seriously.
"You must have had your heart broken in the past" Trish said.
"No, I'll just never fall in love" Marie said adamantly.
"I feel sorry for you when you do fall in love" Kathy laughed as she mixed powders to match Trish's skin tone.
"Humph! It will never happen" Marie said grabbing her purse and briefcase and pushed the door open and walked out.
"She's definitely had her heart broken before" Trish said quietly.
"Yea, but she'll never admit it" Tammy said.
"I wonder who it was," Kathy said.
"Hmm, I'm sure we could narrow it down" Dena said as she started to think back through to all of the various relationships Marie had in the past. "Okay, then again this may take awhile. I'm talking months" she laughed as the other three women sat there with their mouths hanging open.
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Friday
"Jeff?" Tammy called out as she walked up the steps to Jeff's new house.
"Yeah?" he shouted from the side of the house.
"What are you doing?" she asked walking around to the side of the house only to be attacked by a little tan dog yapping at her heels.
"Down Liger!" Jeff said as he grabbed the dog up into his arms.
"You have a dog? I thought you weren't moving in yet?" she asked.
"I'm not. I still need a pet" he laughed as he tickled Liger's belly.
"Is he named after Jushin Thunder Liger?" she smiled as the dog allowed her to scratch behind his ears.
"Yea, you know me well," he said handing her the dog.
"Whoa! Where are you going?" she said in a panicky voice.
"I'm trying to get my track together here in the front. You know I'll need to have new volcanoes built too". "Have a seat on one of the chairs" he said motioning towards the steps. You're in no condition to be walking around here. There's too many holes in the yard right now," he said guiding her to sit in one of the chairs.
"Jeff? Your dog?" she said lifting up the squirming Liger.
"He likes you. You should practice with him" he grinned.
"Practice what?" she asked puzzled.
"How to hold the baby. You can get an idea of what to expect" Jeff told her as he scooped Liger in his arms and cradled him like a baby.
"Jeff, my baby isn't a dog. I've taken care of many babies in my life. You're the one who needs to practice" she told him as she stood up to leave.
"Where are you going? You just got here," he said grabbing her by the hand.
"Well, you seem to be a little busy" she told him.
"Never too busy for you. Come on, we can sit on the couch but I haven't gotten a coffee table or anything yet" he said pulling her into the house. "Let me wash my hands right quick" he said walking into the half bath next to the door. A few seconds later he came out with wet hands and wiped them on his shorts.
"Wow! This is really nice Jeff," she said walking down the long spacious hallway.
"Yea, I'll keep one room empty until I figure out what I want to do with it. Another room will be just for me to write and do my painting in and the other 2 will be guest rooms," he said pulling her around the corner to another room. "This will be my bedroom," he said waving his hand towards the huge room. "I haven't gotten a bed yet. I just made a pallet on the floor for now" he said pointing to the huge pillows and covers on the floor.
"Nice, really nice. I'd love to help you fix it up if you'd let me," she said walking into the huge bathroom. "I love these huge tubs!" she said running her hand along the marble design. She turned the faucet on and washed her hands with the bar of soap as Jeff grinned at her.
"You're welcome to come use it anytime," he said looking at her seriously.
"Jeff, stop it" she said trying to hide her discomfort.
"What? You'll be visiting my house every time you bring my baby over to see me" he said placing his hand on her stomach.
"This may not be your baby Jeff. Don't get your hopes up okay?" she said pushing his hand off of her stomach.
"You're really big to be 4 months. What are you eating?" he teased.
"Ha ha very funny! I'm eating everything in sight. I can't control the urges and it's driving me crazy!" she said thinking of the hell she was putting Matt through.
"I heard about the sexual urges. I wouldn't mind helping out in that department" Jeff smiled pulling her in for a kiss.
"Jeff no!" she whined walking into the hallway.
"Why not? We were always good together. We could be again for a little while," he said leaning over and kissing her behind her ear.
"It won't work Jeff" she laughed as he grabbed her and placed butterfly kisses down her neck causing her to gasp and try to push him away.
"Won't work huh?" he murmured against the base of her throat.
"Jeff, don't!" she said pushing his head.
"Why won't you let me please you? Why not have your cake and eat it too" he said in a low voice.
"I'm pregnant Jeff! I don't feel too sexy right now okay?" she said.
"Come here" he said pulling her into his bedroom. "Sit down" he told her as he got down on his knees and sat down on the cover. "You are so beautiful to me Tammy," he said pulling her down next to him.
"Jeff, how is it that you always know the right things to say?" she asked smiling.
"I don't know" he smiled taking off his red, black and white plaid shirt.
"What are you doing?" she asked eyeing the white tank top he was starting to pull over his head.
"It's hot outside. I'm just trying to cool off" he said fluffing a pillow and leaning back against it.
"Oh I see. So, when are you moving in officially?" she asked.
"By the New Year" he answered placing a pillow next to his and pulling her back onto it so that she was lying next to him.
"Wow, so you're really moving out on us?" she smiled up at him as she kicked off her sandals.
"Yes, it's about time" he said looking down at her with a faraway look in his green eyes.
"What are you thinking about?" she asked causing him to smile.
"Oh nothing" he said placing his hand on her stomach and pulling her shirt up so that he could rub her bare stomach.
"What are you thinking about?" she asked again placing her hand over his hand on her stomach.
"There's a little person in there waiting to come out. Growing and getting stronger to come into the world. This could be my son or daughter. What will I do if it's a little girl? I don't know anything about combing hair or matching clothes with ribbons and stockings" he said nervously.
"Jeff, stop worrying. This may not even be your child. Don't worry about it right now," she said trying to reassure him.
"You don't understand. This is my baby. I feel it in my soul. I know this is my child" he argued.
"Okay, let's say this is your child. What do you want? Visitation rights? That would be no problem," she said hesitantly.
"Tammy, would it be so bad if this was my child?"
"No, it wouldn't be a bad thing" she sighed.
"Good, you were scaring me there for a minute" he smiled and leaned down to kiss her. "Kiss me back" he demanded as her cupped her left breast in his hand and pinched her nipple gently.
"Jeff we can't do this" she said trying to sit up.
"I won't tell if you won't. I need you baby. We need each other," he said as he plunged his tongue into her mouth and started unbuttoning her shirt. He deepened the kiss as he quickly removed her shirt, skirt, bra and panties. She started to pull his shorts down over his hips. She stopped and looked into his eyes.
"No, this isn't going to happen" she whispered against his mouth before he trailed soft kisses down her neck while pulling his shorts off.
"Oh my God Jeff!" she screamed as he continued running his tongue along her neck and into her ear causing her to jerk from the tingles running up and down her spine.
"Fuck, I want you so bad" he said as he climbed on top of her and felt how wet she was. "You're so fucking wet," he said staring into her brown eyes.
"Jeff what are we doing?" she asked breathing heavy.
"What we both know we want," he said as he slid into her.
"Ohhh my fuckin. oh yea" she cried out as he drilled into her. "Right there, right there, that's the spot. Yes! Oh Jeff it feels too good," she shouted. She bit down on his neck as she began to shudder and raise her hips up to push him deeper into her. A few minutes later he stopped pumping into her as he watched in amazement as she slammed her pussy against his cock like a woman possessed.
"Ahhh shit. Pussy feels so goooood" he groaned as he turned her on her left side and put her right leg against his chest while he straddled her left leg. "I'm going to bury this cock so deep in your pussy that you'll think I'm still in you two days from now" he said as he slammed his cock into her dripping cunt. He pounded into her so hard that the only sound to be heard was that of his balls slapping against her soaked pussy.
"Jeff, I can't take it anymore," she said trying to push him off of her. He grabbed her right arm so she couldn't push him away and continued to pound into her as hard as he could. "Oh my God, cumming cumming!" she shouted as her eyes rolled into the back of her head and she started reaching for him and gasping for air. "Oh yea fuck me harder! I never want you to stop fucking me!" she moaned staring into his eyes as her pussy continued to convulse and suck him deeper into her warmth until he released his load into her. She grabbed her right breast and started sucking on her nipple.
"Oh damn baby, that's so fucking sexy" he said bending down and licking her nipple as both of their tongues touched as they licked and pulled on her nipple together. They started kissing as he pulled his cock out of her pussy and eased it into her ass.
"Oh yes! Jeff, fuck my ass!" she demanded as he lay on his side and scooted up behind her to plunge his cock deeper into her ass.
"Oh baby, I can feel your pussy contracting while I'm in your ass," he said through half closed eyes as he slid two fingers into her pussy causing her to whimper as she bounced up and down on his cock and fingers.
"Fuck! I feel like I'm on the verge of a psychological breakdown" she groaned as he grabbed her right nipple in his mouth and started sucking on it hard.
"You're driving me crazy" he whispered against her ear as she started sucking on his left index finger with abandon driving him over the edge. She started gasping for air and quivering as her pussy pulsated and tightened around his fingers as cum began squirting onto his fingers. She cried out as her body continued to shudder for what seemed like minutes.
"Baby, you okay?" he asked placing his hand on her stomach causing her to jerk even harder. She threw her right hand up against his chest trying to push him away from her. "Sweetie? What's wrong?" he asked gently.
"Don't touch me right now," she said as she lay there jerking for another minute. Finally she seemed to relax and turned to look at him. "I'm okay now," she said with a smile on her face. "I'm so embarrassed!" she said covering her face.
"Oh baby don't be. I liked you being all dominant and shit. It turned me on," he said pulling her into his arms.
"I need to go," she said trying to sit up.
"Hold on, can't we cuddle for a little while? I know you need a nap after releasing all that tension" he teased as he started kissing her on the neck.
"I need to head on home," she said kissing him.
"Matt is out of town with Shane and Shannon. He won't be home until tomorrow" Jeff reminded her.
"I know, but he may call" she said starting to feel guilty.
"What does he do when you don't answer the home phone?" he asked sarcastically.
"Blow up my cell phone" she laughed.
"Exactly! Let me cook some dinner and feed Liger, then we can just chill out and talk" he said standing up and grabbing his shirt.
"Aren't you going to wear some shorts or something?" she asked staring at his penis as she buttoned up her shirt.
"No, why should I? We're just going to end up getting undressed again so I'm actually trying to be respectful by wearing a shirt. You know sometimes I cook in the nude" he said grabbing her hands and pulling her up and into his arms for a deep sensual kiss just as the doorbell rang.
"Who could that be?" Tammy asked anxiously.
"I don't know. No one has ever just showed up here" he answered grabbing his shorts and pulling them on. "Stay here" he told her as he went to answer the door.
"Dad?" Jeff said as he opened the door to see the Hardy patriarch standing on his doorstep.
"Hey son" Gilbert said slapping him on the shoulder and stepping into the house.
"Dad, what are you doing here?" Jeff asked uneasily.
"I just came by to see how the house is coming along. Is Tammy here?" he asked out of the blue.
"Why would you think she was here Dad?' he asked nervously.
"Well, I saw her truck out front" Gilbert said staring his youngest son in the eye.
"Oh, I'm using her truck" he answered quickly.
"Then why is your Corvette parked out there too?" Gilbert asked.
"Dad? What is it with all the questions?" Jeff asked becoming annoyed.
"Boy, don't you be sassing me! I just wondered if she was here, that's all. You act like your guilty of something" Gilbert charged as he headed down the hall looking into the rooms.
"Dad, wait!" Jeff said jogging down the hall.
"What is it?" Gilbert asked alarmed.
"Nothing, I was just going to show you around in a few weeks when I have more done" Jeff said looking towards his bedroom.
"You got a girl here don't you? Tell her to come on out and meet your old man" Gilbert asked smiling.
"No Dad, I'm here alone. I was about to shower and take Tammy her truck back. She's using Matt's car while he's out of town"
"Yea, he called me earlier. Said he'll be in around 10:30 in the morning" Gilbert informed him.
"Oh, well I guess I'll go spend some time with him tomorrow afternoon" Jeff told his father as he guided him back towards the living room and to the front door.
"Jeff? Your not messing around with Tammy again are you?" Gilbert asked.
"No! Why would you even think that Dad?" Jeff asked in shock.
"I know the way you were when you were with her. It was as if you were floating on air and you were always trying to get rid of me" Gilbert smiled.
"No Dad, I'm just feeling good today. Can't I be excited about my new home?" he asked as Gilbert opened the front door and walked out onto the porch.
"Dad, I'll call you okay? I'll give you the full tour" Jeff promised.
"Okay son. Oh by the way, I suggest you wipe that dark pink lipstick off. It's really not your color. Then again, it matches perfectly with that fresh hickey on your neck" Gilbert laughed as he jammed his hands in his pockets and headed towards his truck.
"Fuck!" Jeff whispered as he closed and locked the door. He headed back to his room. "The coast is clear!" Jeff shouted.
"Your Dad is too damn smart" she laughed.
"He doesn't know it was you" Jeff said.
"You appeared to be floating on air when we were together?" she asked just to hassle him.
"Probably. You always made me feel as if there wasn't a worry in the world. You made me feel so loved. Once a person makes you feel that way it's pretty hard to find someone else to make you feel the exact same way," he said kissing her softly.
"Jeff we can't keep going backwards" she sighed against his chest.
"Honey, I know we can't. Right now I'm just going with the flow. I don't know if we're obsessed with one another or not" he said hugging her tightly.
"What's for dinner?" she asked as her stomach started to growl.
"Instead of cooking, why don't we just go to McDonald's and get a couple of Big Macs" he grinned.
"Sounds good to me" she answered as he pulled her towards the front door.
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Raw
"Damn man you both looked worn out in the ring tonight," Adam said as Matt and Jeff entered the locker room.
"I am" was all Matt could muster up to say.
"Damn! You guys were moving slow tonight," Dwayne said walking in and closing the door and taking a seat on the couch.
"I just want to shower and head to the hotel," Jeff said pulling his boots off.
"Me too. I'd like to actually get some sleep" Matt said with a grin on his face.
"She still wearing you out huh?" Jay laughed slapping him on the back.
"Hell yea, I'm slowly but surely keeping up with her," Matt said pulling his shirt off and tossing it on the floor.
"I told your ass she would get more intense and harder to keep up with" Dwayne laughed.
"Yea, really" Jeff let slip out causing all four men to stare at him.
"What do you mean by that?" Matt asked quickly.
"Hey, calm down" Dwayne said putting his hand on Matt's chest and pushing him back down in his chair.
"I meant yea really considering how tired you've been," Jeff said calmly.
"Oh. Sorry I snapped. Just the idea of you two screwing around behind my back makes me crazy," Matt admitted.
"Chill Matt" Adam said.
"Yea, he didn't mean anything by it" Jay said looking at the smile on Jeff's face.
"No, let him express himself. He was sneaking around with Tammy while she was with me. So, maybe he should be worried" Jeff smiled as he headed to the showers.
"What the fuck does that mean?" Matt asked stepping into the shower area.
"It means with her hormones at an all time high and you not being able to keep her pleased. I'm just saying someone else may do it if you can't hang. Don't be mad at me for warning you" Jeff said purposely screwing with Matt's mind.
"Where'd you get the hickey on your neck Jeff?" Matt asked pointing at his neck.
"Oh, a little fun I had over the weekend. She was a real tigress. Couldn't get enough" Jeff said and turned on the shower and adjusted the temperature to his liking.
"Who was it?" Matt asked.
"Well, it wasn't your precious Angelface that's for sure" Jeff laughed.
"Oh really?" Matt said grinning and feeling more at ease.
"No, I'd call this girl something more like a fallen angel" Jeff laughed along with Matt who had no idea that was his nickname for Tammy.
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WWF Judgment Day - May 20, 2001 Sacramento, CA
"Joanie and I plan on giving a great match tonight at Judgment Day that the fans will never forget" Amy said as she saw Tammy being shown to their table.
"Hey you guys, sorry I'm late," Tammy said sliding into the chair at the Olive Garden.
"No problem we just had a few drinks" Dena said.
"We've only been here about 30 minutes," Amy said looking at her watch.
"Where were you?" Kathy asked sipping on her daiquiri.
"I got held up at the arena" Tammy explained picking up the menu in front of her.
"I just bet you were! I saw Matt and Jeff go into your office a few times today. Like Hurricane says, "What's up with that?" Marie asked in a high shrieked voice like Shane Helms.
"Nothing is up with that!" Tammy said scanning down the menu.
"Are you lady's ready to order yet?" the waiter asked as he refilled the water glasses.
"Yes, I'll have the Chicken Parmigiana" Dena said handing him her menu.
"I think I'm going to have the Spaghetti & Meatballs and add Italian sausage" Amy chimed in handing him her menu.
"Okay umm, I guess I'll go with the Seafood Alfredo " Kathy said to the waiter as he took her menu.
"I'm going to go with the Three Meat Ravioli," Marie said pulling a breadstick out of the basket.
"Okay, are you ready ma'am?" the waiter turned to Tammy.
"Yes, I'll have the Tour of Italy and a Sprite. Oh, and a pizza with pepperoni, onion, bell pepper and sausage" she said as she scooped salad onto her plate.
"Got it," said the waiter.
"There is no possible way your going to eat all of that food!" Amy exclaimed.
"You don't know what she's like lately," Dena said popping an olive into her mouth from the salad.
"Yea, she eats like a horse," Kathy said biting onto a pepper from the salad.
"Hey, I am sitting here!" Tammy shouted.
"Why do you eat so damn much? It can't just be this pregnancy. You're working off the food you eat 3-4 times a day when you're raping poor Matt" Marie said shaking her breadstick at Tammy.
"Hey, he isn't complaining. He initiates it just as much as I do" she told them as she continued to eat her salad and breadsticks.
"Don't mind Marie, sex is good exercise during a pregnancy" Dena said taking a sip of her margarita.
"Yea, but over five times a day sometimes? Even I have my limits" Marie chuckled.
"Marie shut up! Let her and Matt screw however many times a day that they want" Kathy advised Marie.
"Okay, it's 2:30 in the afternoon. How many times have you and Matt did it today?" Marie asked smugly.
Tammy stopped chewing her food and obviously appeared to be counting. "Twice, oh no three including the time we did it earlier this morning before we left the hotel" Tammy answered.
"Damn! Will the poor baby have any energy to wrestle tonight?" Dena laughed.
"No, he'll be constantly tagging Jeff in during the Tag Team Turmoil Match " Amy laughed.
"I don't know now," Marie said digging into her salad. "I did see Jeff go into your office twice today," Marie said holding up two fingers causing the three other women to pause and stare at Tammy.
"What? Jeff was just checking on me," Tammy answered honestly.
"You screwing Jeff again?" Dena asked bluntly.
"No, no way!" Tammy said shaking her head.
"Why are you being so hostile about it? It's not like doing Jeff's a bad thing," Amy said taking a sip of her wine.
"I didn't mean it like that. I just meant that Jeff and I are really close. We have an understanding. He knows he'll always have a place in my heart" Tammy said sliding her plate over as the waiter sat her food in front of her.
"Well, you still haven't really explained why he's hanging around you more lately" Kathy said as she picked up a shrimp with her fork and popped it into her mouth.
"I told you that we're more comfortable with one another," Tammy said cutting up her Chicken Parmigiana and mixing it with her Fettuccine Alfredo.
"So, are you two doing anything sexual whatsoever?" Marie continued to push the issue.
"Why, do you want to fuck him?" Tammy asked angrily. Everyone at the table got quiet.
"Well, maybe. He seems to be a fair lay. I just may try getting me a little bit of some Hardy lovin" Marie taunted from across the table.
"Go for it, I don't give a fuck!" Tammy said as she dug into her lasagna.
"Uh huh! You're jealous!" Kathy said pointing at Tammy.
"Of the mere idea of anybody else sleeping with Jeff" Amy added.
"What? He's dating Nora you guys," Tammy said biting into a slice of her pizza.
"That doesn't stop Jeff from getting what he wants" Dena said pointing with a piece of chicken on her fork.
"I'm telling you guys, nothing is going on with Jeff and I" Tammy continued to deny.
"What about that hickey on his neck? Nora was upset and told me she didn't put it there because he was in Cameron this weekend" Dena admitted.
"How many other women are in Cameron?" Tammy asked quickly.
"Didn't you tell me you were going to drive out to see the new house he bought?" Amy asked causing Tammy to squint her eyes at her as if she wanted to kill her.
"Yes, I did stop by for about ten minutes" Tammy lied hoping they'd back off.
"It only takes one minute to give a hickey and nine to get your freak on," Marie said staring Tammy in the eye.
"I'm not you Marie" Tammy snapped.
"No you're not, because I'm woman enough to admit when I'm fucking someone again" Marie said with an attitude.
"Whatever! I've seen Booker T coming out of your office a plenty of times and I never asked you about that!" Tammy said.
"Tell me she didn't just say that?" Dena said giving her best Booker T impression causing them all to burst out laughing.
"Can I get you ladies anything else?" the waiter asked as he refreshed their drinks and gave them their bills.
"Marie, how much is your bill? I bet it's 5 times, 5 times, 5 times, 5 times, 5 times less than Tammy's" Kathy said holding up five fingers like Booker T.
"That shit is not even funny" Marie said sitting back in her chair with her arms folded across her chest.
"Yes, can I get an order of the Lasagna Classico, the Stuffed Chicken Siena, the Mixed Grill, a salad, two White Chocolate Raspberry Cheesecakes, and one Chocolate Lasagna to go" Tammy told the waiter as all four of her friends stared at her with their mouths hanging open. "It's for Matt and Jeff you guys damn! I'm not that greedy," she said looking into her purse only to notice them all staring at the floor and up on the ceiling. "I'm not that bad you guys!"
"Did you get a slice of that pizza?" Kathy asked Dena.
"Nope!" Dena answered as she put her money on the table with her bill.
"Honestly, I was afraid to ask" Amy laughed.
"Yea, normally I'd have taken a slice but I was scared of pulling back a nub" Marie said popping a mint in her mouth.
"I got a White Chocolate Raspberry Cheesecakes and the Stuffed Chicken Siena for myself for dinner later on. You guys know how Matt is about me eating on time" Tammy explained.
"So, you buying Jeff lunch too huh?" Kathy teased.
"Yes, do any of you have a problem with that?" Tammy asked looking at each one of them angrily. "I thought not," she said throwing $120 onto the table.
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"Hey it smell's good in here" Paul said sticking his head through the door.
"We're eating Olive Garden" Jeff said stuffing a large piece of lasagna into his mouth.
"Did you get me anything?" Paul smiled.
"No, sorry. Greedy over there is eating some of my Stuffed Chicken Siena," Tammy said pointing at Matt who was sitting on the floor with his and her food in front of him.
"Hey man, Adam, Jericho, Benoit and Jay were looking for you two awhile ago," Paul said sitting on the couch next to Jeff.
"We'll catch up with them in a few minutes. You ready for that chain match with Kane?" Matt asked.
"Hell yea, I'm always ready to kick some ass. Tammy, do you think Joanie will talk to me if I go by the women's locker room?" Paul asked.
"Paul, I really don't know. She hasn't mentioned you in weeks to me," Tammy said.
"Yea well we were still living together. We were working things out until she found out Steph and I stayed in the same hotel room," he said with his head down.
"Aww man! Did anything actually happen?" Jeff asked throwing his food container in the trash.
"Unfortunately yes, and now Steph is pissed because I told her Joanie and I weren't together anymore. Now she knows we were still living together," Paul admitted.
"Damn, that's fucked up. You need to decide what you're going to do" Matt told him as he stood up.
"I know. I have history with Joanie so it's hard to let her go completely but then there's Steph. She's new and exciting to be with. I'm totally confused," he said sadly.
"Hey man, follow your heart" Jeff said digging into his dessert.
"What do you think Tammy?" Paul asked.
"Paul, you have to look at the whole picture. You and Joanie have history together as Joanie and Paul, not Chyna and HHH. Does Stephanie view you as Paul or Hunter? I'm definitely biased because of how Stephanie did me and I know how Joanie feels now" Tammy told him.
"She won't talk to you. The only thing she should have to say to you is here's the keys to your house" Marie said walking into the room.
"She already gave me the keys," Paul said.
"Well, shit case closed then. Next thing you know you'll be trying to invite her to the damn wedding! Sorry bastard, ooh I can't stand men" Marie said turning and walking out.
"Damn, what's wrong with her? It must be that time of the month" Jeff laughed.
"Fuck you Jeff!" Marie yelled from the hallway.
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"So, you can't stand men huh?" Jazz said leaning against the doorjamb as Marie passed by.
"Hell no, they always lying one minute and whining the next" Marie said in a huff.
"Well, if you really feel that way, then why don't we have dinner tonight" Jazz said running her finger down Marie's chest.
"What the fuck? Yo, I don't get down like that. I may complain about men, but I don't find women attractive. I have nothing against lesbians but I'm straight as an arrow" Marie said walking over to the couch area to sit down.
"How do you know you wouldn't like it if you never try it. Girl, I got a tongue that will put the Rock's to shame" she said sticking her tongue out showing Marie that her tongue could go under her chin.
"Girl, that's real impressive but no thank you. I like a tongue like that to be on a man because he has that extra piece of equipment you just don't have" Marie laughed.
"Baby, I have a 10 inch dildo that will have you creaming all night long," Jazz said as Rikishi walked over to sit down next to Marie.
"What's up sweetheart?" he said throwing his arm around Marie causing Jazz to back off a little.
"Nothing just explaining to Jazz here that I'm not into women baby" Marie said touching Rikishi's thigh.
"Well, I'll let you two be alone. Oh, just so you both understand, I'll fuck you both at the same time just to get you in my bed" she said staring Marie up and down.
"Sorry, we don't do threesomes" Rikishi said nicely.
"Atleast not with women" Marie muttered causing Rikishi to look at her annoyingly as Jazz walked off.
"Well, now that your girlfriend is gone I'll leave you alone" he said standing up and pulling his leather pants up.
"Thanks for the save. She was too pushy," Marie said realizing she was actually a little nervous.
"So, you've never been with a woman?" Rikishi asked.
"Hell no! I'm strictly dickly," she said seriously.
"I wouldn't mind seeing you and Jazz going at it while I watched" he said teasingly reaching out and touching her long brown hair.
"Well, don't hold your breath. It will never happen. I never knew you were such a freak," she said frowning at him and pulling her hair from between his fingers.
"Hey, what man wouldn't want to see two hot women pleasing each other" he told her.
"So, you think I'm hot?" Marie said cracking a smile.
"You're alright. I'd rather see Mae Young go at it with Jazz than you, but you know I'd settle for you" he said with a devilish smile.
"Oh no you didn't just say that to me. See we were talking nicely and you had to go and fuck it up. You are such an asshole!" she said leaning back on the couch.
"Hey, why are you so sensitive to everything I say. You must really value my opinion huh?" he said grinning down at her.
"Rikishi, you can go to hell for all I care" she said closing her eyes so she wouldn't have to look at how sexy he looked in his leather outfit.
"Why do you have your eyes closed? Do I make you nervous Marie?" he asked.
"Hell no, you just annoy the hell out of me" she yelled keeping her eyes closed.
"Look at me while I'm talking to you" he asked nicely.
"No" Marie said keeping her eyes closed.
"I'll back this ass up on you" he warned.
"Please, you know better" she said as he sat on her lap. "Ohhh! My legs! Get off of me!" she shouted.
"You think I wouldn't huh? Say your sorry for being a bitch to me" he demanded.
"Fuck you Rikishi!" she shouted trying to push him off of her lap.
"Say it!" he yelled as he started to gyrate on her lap applying more pressure.
"Okay! I'm sorry for being a bitch to you" she screamed as he stood up. She popped him on his behind with her hand.
"Hey, don't be hitting me on my ass. I may take that the wrong way and think you want me" he said.
"Oh my legs! I can't feel anything on my left side. My whole left side is numb!" she screamed writhing in pain.
"You'll be okay in a few minutes" he informed her as he leaned over and placed a soft kiss on her lips.
"Eew get away!" she said turning her head.
"Fine, I'll get so far away from you that you'll forget I even work here" he said angrily walking off.
Marie stood up and straightened out her skirt. Why did she let him get to her like that? What was it about him that kept her coming back for more insults? Ooh, she hated him so! Then again, why did she find him annoyingly cute sometimes? Now, he'd been hurt by what she did. Hmm, I'll do something to make him notice me. I look way better than Mae Young does! I'll get him back for sitting on me if it's the last thing I do.
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"Where's Tammy and Matt?" Marie asked as Jeff pulled her onto the dance floor.
"They decided to stay in tonight. Order movies or something" Jeff said.
"Oh, so are you okay with that?" Marie asked as she saw a cute little guy dancing across from them. It can't be him, Marie thought.
"I'm okay with it. I know they're together now. I've accepted it and I'm trying to move on" he said.
"So, moving on includes continuing to sleep together?" she asked.
"What are you talking about?" Jeff asked calmly.
"The Friday Tam came to see your new house. You two went at it didn't you?" she asked.
"She came and saw the house. That's it" he answered.
"Oh, she came alright! She told me about it" Marie smiled.
"Oh really? What did she tell you?" he asked in shock.
"She said that the sex was off the charts. She really enjoyed it" she told him and noticed he was turning red.
"Well, yea, it was definitely mind-blowing. I still think about it. I can't believe it was like that between us after all this time," he admitted.
"Hmm, well do you two plan on continuing to sleep together or what?" Marie asked now knowing they'd really slept together.
"We spent that night together. It was really nice, but we realized we were doing Matt wrong" he told her. "Now we're just friends. She's strictly with Matt and I'm with Nora" he said as he noticed Marie looking over his shoulder. "That's Rey Mysterio over there" he pointed out.
"Oh, I know. We used to work together in WCW" she smiled. "Jeff I think I'm going to go and see how he's been doing" Marie said.
"Okay, see you later" Jeff said heading back to the table to join Jay, Dena, Chris, Rikishi, Adam, and Kathy.
"Hey Rey Rey" Marie said stopping behind Rey Mysterio.
"Marie?" he said as he turned and saw it was really her standing there.
"How's everything going?" she asked.
"Umm, great" he said turning to the woman he was dancing with. "Hey, I'm going to talk to an old co-worker of mine but I'll give you a call real soon okay Mami?" he said to the woman.
"Okay, but don't wait too long" she said eyeing Marie with hatred.
"Don't worry, he's in good hands with me" Marie said boldly pulling him into her arms for a slow dance.
"What's up mami chula?" he asked laughing.
"Nada. What's up with you Rey Rey?" she asked.
"Trying to keep in shape. I want to get a contract with WWF sometime down the road" Rey informed her.
"I see. So, have you contacted anyone from WWF?" she asked.
"Actually, yes. They plan on enhancing the Cruiserweight division in 2002. They said that I'd definitely be a welcomed addition to the roster. I'm still wrestling off and on at other small federations to keep my ring performance intact" he said.
"That's wonderful. Well, I just wanted to say hello" she said pulling away just as "Smooth" by Santana started to play.
"Don't go yet. Dance with me to this song. I know you know all those Latin moves," he said pulling her close.
"Well, this is my song" she said as he began spinning her around on the dance floor.
"Man, look at Marie!" Jay yelled pointing to the dance floor as Rey dipped Marie.
"Damn, I think she finally found someone who can hang with her on the dance floor" Jeff said drinking his beer.
"Man please! I could out dance both of them," Rikishi said standing and walking over to where Rico, Victoria, and Jazz were talking.
"You want to dance?" Rikishi asked Jazz.
"Hell yea, baby I'll dance with your big fine ass," she said taking his hand and heading to the dance floor close to Marie and Rey.
"Work that fine ass baby" Rikishi said loudly over the music so Marie could hear him.
"So, what do you want to do later" Rey said as he pulled her close to him and grabbed her leg and pulled it up to his waist as he drug her across the floor.
"Whatever you want to do," Marie said feeling him getting hard from their sexy dancing.
"Why don't we go somewhere we can be alone" Rey said eyeing Rikishi and Jazz as they were bumping and grinding on each other.
"You know what Rey?" Marie said eyeing Rikishi. "I'd love too go somewhere private with you" she said as she led him to the entrance of the club.
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"So, what were you saying?" Rey said as he pushed Marie back on the bed.
"I said that I've missed that juicy, pretty dick of yours." Marie said as she spread her legs wide and placing her hand inside her panties caressing her clit.
"Ooh girl, you know I love to see you do that." Rey said as he slid off Marie's panties with one smooth motion and placed two of his fingers deep into Marie's hot, slippery pussy.
Marie squirmed as she gyrated her hips faster to bring herself to a heated orgasm. "Fuck me" Marie said as she looked deep into Rey's brown eyes.
"Not yet" Rey said as he stood at the end of the bed and instructed Marie to suck his cock.
"I dream of you when I use my vibrator" Marie said before she slid Rey's dick deep into her mouth until she felt it fill her throat.
Rey gently played in Marie's long hair as she sucked his rock hard erection, "she could suck the skin off a snake," he thought. Rey trembled and grunted as he released his warm load into Marie's hungry, waiting mouth.
"Papi, can I have some lovin now," Marie said in her best Spanish accent. Without a word being said Rey climbed on top of Marie and placed her legs on his shoulders as he slid his cock deep into her.
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King of the Ring Sunday, June 24, 2001 East Rutherford, New Jersey
"Hey" Jeff said walking into the room and having a seat and tossing his WWF Light Heavyweight Championship belt over his right shoulder.
"Hi, you had a good match with X-Pac" Tammy said.
"Yea, it was really good bro" Matt said taking a bite from his snicker bar.
"Aren't you going to hit the shower?" Marie asked sniffing him in the seat next to hers.
"I guess I am a little ripe" Jeff smiled.
"Umm yea, I'm a little nauseous over here," Tammy said grabbing her water and drinking quickly.
"Sorry Tammy, I'm heading to take a shower," he said just as Matt stood up and followed him.
"I'm going to go hang with some of the guys for awhile. You two ladies have the room to yourselves. Oh and Marie, I say go for it" Matt said.
"I think I may," she said smiling widely.
"Well, what are you waiting for? Go find Rhyno" Tammy told her.
"Yea, I guess you're right" Marie said.
"Shouldn't you go check on Kurt as well? He's beaten Christian but will be fighting Edge next" Tammy told her.
"I will but first I want to go see how Rhyno is doing after getting that horrible DDT from Edge" Marie said heading to the door bumping into Shane as she walked out.
"Whoa! Sorry Marie. Hey Tammy, I wanted to talk to you about the World Heavyweight Championship Triple Threat Match for tonight" Shane said sitting on her desk right in front of her.
"Okay, shoot" she said giving him her undivided attention.
"Okay, I'd like for Jericho to win this match tonight" he said flat out.
"No, Shane. It took all I had not to let Benoit finally get his run as champ. I went with Austin because your father informed me of the WCW/ECW takeover storyline. I've written it so Austin would cross over to your team like you wanted" she explained.
"Well, I appreciate that. I just wonder about the storylines you write sometimes," he said staring down at her.
"What do you mean?" she asked.
"I wonder if you purposely write things a certain way just to piss me off," Shane said leaning in closer.
"Shane, I have nothing against you whatsoever. I often wondered the same thing about how you did Matt and Jeff's storylines. I've never intentionally went after you," she said.
"Well, I'm glad to hear that. As far as you intentionally going after me, I wouldn't turn you down if you did," Shane said in a whisper.
"Shane! Are you flirting with a pregnant woman?" she laughed.
"Maybe I am. Would you be offended?" he asked standing.
"Well, let's just say I'm flattered" she told him standing to walk him towards the door.
"Well, I need to go get my mind right to go out there and fight it out with Kurt. I'm actually going to go through the glass tonight. I wonder about my sanity sometimes then I remember that I'm a McMahon" he said shaking his head.
"I wish you much luck," she said as she saw DDP on the monitor begging the Undertaker to make him famous.
"Thanks, I'll need it with Kurt. DDP won't last here for long. I'm going to bring RVD back to the forefront" Shane said.
"I agree with you on that. Rob and Austin on the same team yet they can't get along for the sake of the team. Austin will hate him! He'll kill Austin with kindness" she laughed walking towards the couch.
"Oh, you're good! You're competition for me!" Shane ran and kissed her on the lips.
"What was that for?" she laughed.
"Tammy, you motivate me to want to work harder," he said running down the hall.
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"Matt, are there any movies in here?" Amy said from the backseat.
"No, I took them out when the car was washed" he said over his shoulder.
"Man, I should have driven my car. Atleast we'd be halfway there" Jeff complained from the backseat.
"Matt, Amy has a point, why have a TV and DVD player in the car if we never get to look at anything on them?" Tammy asked.
"Are you guys complaining? I'll put all three of you out!" Matt laughed turning on the radio and turning up Drowning Pool's "Let the Bodies Hit the Floor".
"Bro, you can drive a little faster you know" Jeff hinted.
"Do you want to drive?" Matt yelled at Jeff.
"No!" Amy and Tammy said in unison.
"See? With a vote of 3-0, you lose Jeff" Matt teased.
"Hey! There's a 24 hour Wal-Mart, let me go in and get a couple of movies" Amy said leaning over the seat and pointing at the bright sign.
"Okay fine but hurry up! We're on a schedule. I do plan on being in bed by 5:00 a.m." Matt said pulling into a parking space.
"Loosen up big bro, you look so intense. You guys want anything?" Jeff asked getting out of the car.
"Some tortilla chips and apple juice" Tammy said.
"Get me a bag of Snickers candy bars, a Coke, and some guacamole since Tammy's getting chips" Matt said.
"That means we have to go into the grocery section" Amy pouted.
"Hey, you're the one who wanted to stop and get a DVD at 1:22 in the morning!" Matt said glancing at the dashboard clock.
"Fine! Come on Jeff we can do this in 10 minutes" Amy said running towards the entrance door.
"Why are you so grumpy tonight?" Tammy asked rubbing Matt's arm.
"I guess I'm just tired baby. I just want to get to a bed," he said leaning over on her shoulder.
"Me too sweetheart. Tuesday after the SmackDown taping we're out of there. I want to be in my own bed," she said as she caressed his face.
"I just want to get naked and sleep until noon atleast," he said snuggling against her.
"Ooh naked?" she said rubbing his chest.
"Oh no!" Matt groaned.
"I was only kidding Matt!" she giggled.
"Thank God! I thought I was going to have to do it within 5 minutes before Jeff and Amy got back. I'm not that good under pressure" he chuckled.
"No, I'm not even in the mood" she said gasping as she felt the baby kick her hard.
"Man! I felt that!" Matt laughed as he spanned his fingers over her stomach as the baby kicked again.
"Wow! That was really hard" she laughed.
"Maybe he's hungry" Matt smiled.
"Well that's possible. Matty?" she said.
"Yea Angelface?" he said closing his eyes.
"I can't wait to have this baby. We'll be able to do things like we used to. I'll be able to practice putt- putt golf so I can finally beat you!" she grinned.
"You can practice now" he murmured against her neck.
"No I can't! I can barely see my feet!" she laughed.
"Oh yea, but no matter how much you practice you'll never beat me because I am the master!" he said raising his arms over his head.
"Yea yea whatever! Conceited ass!" she laughed.
"So are you. You never leave the house unless you're dressed up" he pointed out.
"Not true. I go out in regular jeans or sweats. I only wear make-up when I'm at work unless it's a special occasion," she said.
"Are the jeans and sweats name brand?" he asked trying to provoke her.
"Hey, I can go out in anything that's not name brand and still look just as good" she challenged.
"We're at Wal-Mart, can you go in there and purchase something to wear?" Matt asked turning up his mouth as if he didn't believe it.
"Why are you picking on me?" she whined. "I can shop at Wal-Mart for clothes just like anyone else" she said pulling his ponytail.
"Ouch! Don't get all riled up because you're a little high maintenance" he laughed pulling the sleeve of her designer jacket.
"Fine make fun. I refuse to continue arguing with you," she said looking out the passenger window.
"Because you know you'll lose. You mad now?" he asked sticking out his lips. "Oh so now your going to give me the silent treatment? You ignoring me?" he asked poking her in the side.
"Stop Matt!" she tried to hold in her laugh.
"Give me a kiss then" he said coming towards her face making kissing sounds.
"Eww get away!" she laughed pushing his face back with her hand only to have him start kissing her hand. He grabbed both of her hands where she couldn't move.
"Give me a kiss and I'll let you go" he said seductively as he let her seat back and climbed over on top of her.
"Oh my God! Matt, what are you doing?" she laughed looking into his eyes.
"Up for a quickie?" he asked with a sheepish grin.
"I thought you were tired?" she said as he unbuckled her seatbelt.
"I was but now I'm fully awake" he said as he claimed her lips in a voracious kiss.
Twenty minutes later Amy and Jeff came out to the car with a basket full of items. Tammy and Matt looked on as they continued readjusting stuff in the trunk to close it.
"What the hell did you guys buy?" Matt asked turning to them as they got in the backseat.
"CD's, clothes, snack food, DVD's, and stuff to shave with" Jeff said digging in the bag and handing them their food and drinks.
"What took you guys so long?" Tammy asked.
"Oh, a few of the people who work there are really big wrestling fans. We ended up signing autographs and taking pictures" Amy answered.
"We would have told them Matt was in the car but we figured you two were probably going at it" Jeff snickered pulling out his video camera and taping everyone talking.
"What? We were talking and waiting for you guys to come out" Matt said pulling out of the parking lot.
"Oh well sorry we took so long. Damn Matt!" Jeff said as he bumped his head on the roof of the car from Matt driving too fast and flying over bumps in the road.
"Maybe that will knock some sense into you" Matt laughed looking at Jeff rub his head in the rearview mirror.
"Hey! Tammy your seat is too far back on my legs. Did you move your seat back?" Amy asked as Tammy looked over at a grinning Matt as she pulled her seat up some.
"I let the seat back some to take a nap but you guys were coming out by then" she said caressing Matt's hand that was on her knee.
"I just bet you did" Jeff laughed turning the camera on Tammy and Matt.
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"Jeff?" Tammy called out walking into his house.
"Yea? I'm in here with Witty," he said.
"Oh, so what are you up to?" she asked as Liger jumped up on her legs begging her to pick him up.
"Just finished feeding him," Jeff said coming out of the room with a cage in one hand and his prairie dog Witty in the other.
"I see," she said picking up a squirming Liger and kissed him on the head and patted him until he calmed down.
"I'm going to let him get some sun outside" Jeff said putting him back in the cage before opening the front door.
"Jeff could you wait, I'd like to talk to you" she told him.
"Okay, wait just a minute" he said putting Witty back in the room and closing the door. "Come here boy" he whistled to Liger as he jumped out of Tammy's arms. Jeff put him in his bedroom and closed the door before walking back into the living room but Tammy wasn't there.
"Hey, I'm washing my hands in the kitchen" she shouted.
"Yea, I need to wash mine too," he said pushing her to the side with his hips. "You look nice today, it hides that your pregnant" he said looking at her dress.
"I know, that's why I bought it in all seven of the colors it comes in" she laughed walking to have a seat at the kitchen table.
"Very pretty. So, where are you going all dressed up" he asked.
"Well, since Matt is busy I wondered if you wanted to go shopping for baby stuff with me" she smiled.
"Well, yea of course I'll go with you" he smiled.
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"Oh this is cute," Jeff said placing a little blue outfit up to her stomach.
"What if it's a girl?" she asked frowning.
"She can wear it too" he laughed hanging it back on the rack.
"May I help you?" one of the employees asked.
"No, we're just looking for now," said Jeff turning to see his ex- girlfriend Natalie was standing there looking surprised.
"Jeff! Oh my God!" she said giving him a big hug.
"Hey Nat, how's it going?" Jeff asked grabbing Tammy by the hand.
"Just great. Haven't seen you in awhile. It's been a few years. So, how can I help you and your friend here" she said nodding towards Tammy.
"We were looking for just the basic baby stuff right now. I don't know what I'm having yet" Tammy explained to Natalie.
"Oh okay" she said staring at their hands clasped together. "Have you two decided on what type of crib you want?" she asked Tammy.
"Umm no, actually I hadn't thought about all of the different styles. I guess I'll start off with little onesies, outfits and bibs?" she asked Jeff.
"We'll just look around a little more," he said grabbing a basket to place their items in.
"She seemed nice," Tammy said.
"Please! That's my ex girlfriend. She's pure evil," he said eyeing her staring at the two of them.
"Do you want to keep shopping here?" Tammy asked as he found a cute little set for clipping the baby's fingernails and toes.
"Awww, this is too precious" he smiled dropping it in the basket. By the time they were finished they'd purchased over $700 worth of baby stuff.
"Here you go" Tammy said handing Natalie her credit card.
"Sweetheart let me get that," Jeff said taking her credit card back and handing Natalie his platinum credit card.
"Oh how sweet, you're paying for your girlfriends things" she smiled swiping the card.
"Oh, he's not my boyfriend" Tammy said quickly just as Jeff put his arms around her waist.
"Oh I'm sorry. I just assumed. I didn't hear about you getting married," she said looking embarrassed.
"It's okay," Jeff said kissing Tammy square in the mouth and signing the slip.
"Thanks for your business, I hope you and your wife will shop with us again" Natalie smiled handing Jeff his credit card and receipt.
"Thank you, we will" he smiled grabbing most of the bags off of the counter.
"I'll get these" Tammy said grabbing 3 huge bags. "What was that all about?" Tammy asked Jeff as they loaded the bags in his trunk.
"She was an old girlfriend who was really money hungry. She broke up with me because she felt I didn't have a future in wrestling. I didn't go to my prom because I had a wrestling match that night. I told her she could go with someone else. She did and when I got back she'd dumped me for a guy with more money" he said as he closed Tammy's door and walked around to his side of the car and got in.
"I'll repay you for the clothes. I'm glad I was able to help you stick it to her" Tammy smiled placing her hand on his shoulder.
"No, don't worry about it. Consider it a gift to my. niece or nephew" he said slowly.
"Had to catch yourself didn't you?" she pointed out.
"Yes I did. Hey, let's get some dinner and chill out at my house" he said.
"Okay, sounds like a plan" she said putting on a pair of shades.
Two hours later they were sitting on the living room floor looking over the baby outfits they'd picked out. Tammy couldn't believe how tiny the baby was going to be from looking at the clothes. Jeff was busy looking at all of the Scooby Doo stuff he'd found.
"I'd like to shop for some other cartoon characters besides Scooby Doo" Tammy laughed.
"Hey Scooby Doo is cool. The baby will look at the cartoon network with me all day" he said with a serious look on his face. "Are you going to eat that cheese enchilada?" he asked eyeing her plate.
"No, you can have it" she said pushing her plate across the floor to him. "So, how do you like the storyline of kissing Trish?" Tammy teased.
"I'm not mad about it?" Jeff said blushing.
"She's pretty. You ever think about asking her out?" Tammy asked.
"No, because I know Jay had a crush on her for like forever" Jeff said stuffing half of the enchilada into his mouth.
"Has he told her? I think Jay would be perfect for her. He'd definitely keep her laughing. Oh just so you know I have you and Matt getting a little flirtatious with Torrie and Stacy as well since Shane and I are collaborating on the Invasion storyline. I figured causing a little jealousy for the Trish and Lita story would force them to come together as a team" Tammy grinned deviously.
"Hey, I'm sure we'll have no problem pulling that off. We're willing to take one for the team. You're a cool girlfriend and friend to be hooking us up with girls to kiss" he smiled widely. "I keep telling Jay to tell Trish but he's too shy to express his feelings" Jeff scoffed.
"Oh that's rich considering it took you almost a year to approach me!" she teased.
"Yea, I'm guilty of that but then so are you" he laughed shaking his head.
"So are you prepared to take on Mike Awesome for the Hardcore title?" she asked.
"Yea but Shane hasn't told me if I'd win the match yet" Jeff sighed.
"I'll look into it. Matt as the European Champion and you as the Hardcore Champion, I think your going to win. Shane has taken quite a liking to your wrestling style Mr. Daredevil" she teased.
"I really enjoy this time we spend together," he said.
"I enjoy spending time with you too. Just so you know, I think you'll be a wonderful father," she said honestly.
"I'll always baby-sit for you, unless I'm laid up hurt" he grinned.
"Don't say that" she said as he got his guitar from on side of the couch. He started strumming a slow soothing melody that was so relaxing. Tammy climbed onto the couch as he sat on the floor with his back against the couch. She began running her fingers through his red and orange hair as he continued singing about Cameron being his home.
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Raw July 16
"Hey Matty" Tammy said as she passed his dressing room.
"Hey! Come back here!" he said sticking his head out the door. "Where have you been all day?" he asked.
"Working on the Invasion storyline with Shane, Vince, and Stephanie" she explained.
"Oh, I thought maybe you were off somewhere making out with Rob" he teased.
"Ha very funny. You sure you haven't been making out with Stacy? I saw you kiss her back last week on SmackDown" she teased back.
"Hey, you wrote it! I just brought it to life for you baby" he grinned.
"Whatever! You know you enjoyed it" she laughed.
"I'd really enjoy it if it was you and Stacy kissing, or you and Trish, or you and Amy" he continued.
"No! I can't believe you just said that!" Tammy said as Amy walked up with Trish.
"Said what?" Amy asked.
"He has a fantasy of me kissing you two. Can you believe him?" Tammy asked.
"All men have that fantasy. It doesn't mean that it will happen though" Trish laughed as Amy whispered something in her ear.
"Umm, Tammy would you be game to fulfill Matt's fantasy here?" Trish laughed as Jeff walked out of the dressing room fixing his light blue shirt around the sleeves.
"Depends on what it is" Tammy said as Amy whispered in her ear.
"What are you three up to?" Matt asked looking at a grinning Jeff leaning against the door.
"I'm game," Tammy said as her and Amy started to kiss. Trish walked up to them and they both kissed her as well.
"Holy shit! You're actually kissing them," Matt shouted as he grabbed Jeff's shoulder.
"Man! This is hot!" Jeff said as he bent to see the tongue action as all three were kissing each other.
"That was nice," Amy said fixing her lipstick.
"Yea, it was very sexy," Tammy said trying to mess with Matt and Jeff.
"We three should get together sometime in the future to have lunch alone" Trish stressed the word alone.
"Hey! I'll cook lunch for the three of you if I can watch. I mean serve you girls," Matt said stuttering.
"Hell man I'm not gonna lie. I just wanna watch if there's any lesbian action that will be occurring" Jeff said straight out.
"You guys are such freaks!" Amy laughed.
"Yea, we were just fucking with you guys" Trish grinned.
"I told you that we just aren't the lesbian types. You two should have taken a picture because that was the only time you'll see this happen" Tammy told both Matt and Jeff.
"What about bi-sexual?" Jeff offered still grasping at straws.
"No, we're not even interested in being bi-sexual" Tammy answered.
"Damn! You do realize I'm going to need some soon as we get to the hotel right?" Matt asked.
"You guys are so easy to arouse!" Amy laughed.
"Let's go spot each other in the gym" Trish teased as they walked away.
"Man, I'm going to go see Nora right quick" Jeff said walking off.
"Not until after our match with D-Von and Bubba!" Matt yelled as he noticed Jeff trying to walk straight and hide his erection.
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"Everyone out except for Rob!" Tammy shouted as she swung the locker room door open. Raven, Sean O'Haire, Chuck Palumbo, and Shane Helms quietly walked past her into the hallway.
"How can I help you?" Rob asked walking out of the shower area completely naked.
"Put some clothes on" she said throwing him a towel.
"What's wrong?" he asked walking towards her.
"Why did you interfere in the Hardy/Dudley match?" she asked bluntly.
"Paul E cleared it with Shane like 10 minutes before the match" Rob said lying the towel on the bench.
"Once you helped them win the match, why did you kick Matt?" she asked.
"Well honestly, I thought it would be fun" Rob grinned as he stepped into his boxers.
"Okay, why did you hit Jeff with the 5 Star Splash?" she asked knowing he'd give another cocky answer.
"I figured it would teach him a little respect after kicking the shit out of me" he said pointing to his welted chest. "He's not the only daredevil in the company now, definitely not as good as me" Rob said pulling his boxers off.
"Why are you getting undressed?" Tammy asked.
"I figured you were standing in the room with me naked and you didn't look down once so I figured I'd give you another chance to see what your missing out on. All 8 inches" Rob said smugly pointing at his thick cock.
"Rob, get over yourself. A naked man doesn't faze me. I see them everyday in this business" she said picking up the towel from the bench and throwing it at his semi-hard penis.
"Hey! Watch it! You threw it too hard" Rob grinned.
"Rob stop picking fights with Matt and Jeff. I don't want this to get personal backstage. If it does all three of you could be out of jobs" she warned him.
"Okay. I'll stop screwing around with them on a personal level" Rob promised.
"I don't want to have to have this conversation with you again" Tammy informed him as she walked out into the hall and closed the door.
"I saw what he did," Shane Helms said as he walked up to Tammy.
"He's getting out of hand a little. I'm trying to keep the waters calm" she said.
"You're talking about Rob. You might as well put a hole in the boat. With Rob on board it's bound to sink" Shane Helms quipped.
"Shane, keep your ears open when you're around Rob. Let me know if he's up to no good" she told him.
"Okay but I doubt if he'll say anything in front of me. He knows Matt and I are good friends," Shane said pulling his hair back in a ponytail.
"You're right, he's too smart for that. I'll see you later this week?" she asked.
"Yea, I'll come by later this week" Shane grinned.
"Okay, see you then" she said kissing him on the cheek as Rob walked into the hall.
"You seem to always be kissing the wrong guy" Rob grinned.
"Shut up Rob!" Shane yelled. "Let me walk you back to your office" Shane offered.
"Thanks" Tammy said pushing past Rob.
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"Oh my God this is the best Raw ever!" Tammy screamed as she, Trish, Amy, Marie, Jacqueline, Terri, Torrie and Stacy looked at the monitor as all WWF guys were brawling with WCW/ECW guys.
"Here comes Austin!" Marie shouted as Austin pulled up in his truck and started beating the hell out of the WCW/ECW guys.
"Is it me or is Rob totally focusing on Matt and Jeff?" Amy said walking closer to the monitor as Austin entered the building and attacked Shawn Stasiak and Shane Helms as they were attacking Edge and Christian.
"I noticed that too," Tammy said frowning.
"He just won't let it go" Trish said angrily. "You think Jay is okay? Adam was alert but Jay was lying on the ground the whole time" she said concerned.
"I'm sure he's fine," Amy said eyeing Tammy with a sneaky smile.
"They're double teaming Jericho" Marie said angrily.
"Since when were you so concerned about Chris?" Stacy asked.
"Hey, he's my friend. We just have a strange kind of friendship" Marie shrugged.
"You need to be concerned about Kurt out there" Jacqueline said pointing at Kurt getting stomped on the mat.
"Stunner on Palumbo, Tazz and Bubba!" Amy screamed jumping up and down with Marie.
"Stunner on Tommy Dreamer! Move Billy!" shouted Torrie as her fiancé Billy Kidman was being pummeled.
"Not trying to be mean but please stun Rob, Steve!" Tammy begged watching the monitor. "Damn! Undertaker got Rob first!" Tammy shouted in disappointment.
"Austin pulled it off! It's a great show everybody!" Vince shouted as he walked toward the monitor with a huge grin on his face. Invasion is officially going to be up there with Wrestlemania!" he shouted proudly shaking hands with everyone. "Tammy, you're no longer assistant head writer. As of tonight you're a head writer on the WWF writing team! Congratulations!" he said shaking her hand.
"Thank you Vince. I plan on taking the storylines to new heights" she said.
"To the beginning of a beautiful relationship" said Vince as he hugged her.
"May the hits keep on coming" Tammy said confidently.
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"On my way to Boston! Off to the Fleet Center!" Jeff sang as he strummed his guitar in the back seat of the SUV.
"Ugh! Can someone please shut him up! I need sleep. I signed autographs earlier for over 2 hours. I need peace and quiet" Amy screamed as Tammy and Matt looked back at them and laughed.
"The show was awesome tonight," Matt said.
"Yes, it was definitely off the charts" Tammy said turning on the radio to a jazz station to drown out Jeff's singing.
"Yea man accept for Rob constantly focusing on getting hits in on us," Jeff said.
"Yea, his ass kicked the hell out of me" Matt said rubbing his chest.
"Hey you guys, Tammy made headwriter tonight" Amy blurted out.
"What?" Jeff said hitting the wrong chord on the guitar.
"Why didn't you tell us babe?" Matt asked rubbing her knee.
"I was going to tell you guys. There was just so much celebrating going on I didn't want to take away from your fun" she smiled.
"You wouldn't have taken away from it" Jeff said squeezing her shoulder.
"Congratulations Angelface" Matt said kissing her.
"Matt! I'm trying to drive baby" she laughed.
"So you have more say in our storylines?" Jeff asked leaning over the seat.
"Not until around February. I can't wait to throw some of my ideas at Vince" Tammy said excitedly.
"That's great Tammy" Jeff said sitting back in the seat strumming a nice tune. Tammy turned the radio off to hear what he was playing.
"That's more like it!" she told him.
"Yea, way more soothing" Amy said laying back and closing her eyes just as Tammy's cell phone rang.
"Hello?" Tammy said as she stuck in the earpiece.
"Hey honey!" Dwayne yelled out loud.
"Hey superstar" Matt yelled.
"Everybody can hear me?" Dwayne asked.
"Yes so you can't talk dirty," Jeff said from the backseat.
"Oh damn, I almost let it slip about our affair Tammy" he laughed.
"What's going on Hollywood?" she asked.
"I saw the show tonight. I'm ready to return ASAP" Dwayne said.
"Are you serious?" Tammy exclaimed.
"As a heart attack. I'm ready to come back to electrify the people," he said enthusiastically. "I miss the excitement," he added.
"Okay, I can write you in as soon as next week but I need to run it by Vince" she said.
"Already called him. It's a go," Dwayne said.
"Well okay, I'm on it as soon as I get to Boston" Tammy told him.
""Okay, I've got some lines set up already" Dwayne laughed.
"I'm not surprised. I'm on it as soon as possible," she said.
"Alright honey, I'll call you in a few days" Dwayne said.
"Bye Rocky!" Amy yelled from the backseat.
"Bye lovely Lita!" he said in a sing song voice causing her to giggle.
"Bye Dwayne" Tammy said hanging up.
"You won't be working on anything tonight little lady" Matt told her.
"Why not?" she asked.
"You're worn out. You're sleepy right now" Matt said.
"Am not!" she denied.
"Pull over Angelface" Matt demanded.
"What for?" she asked.
"Your eyelashes are curling up. That means you're sleepy" he said sitting up and unhooking his seat belt.
"Okay fine" she said pulling over and putting the car in park and coming around to the passenger side as Matt got out.
"He's right about the eyelash thing with you" Jeff whispered holding his camcorder up recording her.
"Go to sleep Jeff" she said as Matt got in the car and put his seat belt on as he started to drive.
"Get some sleep baby. I'm the designated driver for all of you sleepyheads," he said popping a Pearl Jam CD in as she started to doze off.
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SmackDown
"Aren't you hot out here?" Dena asked.
"A little. I just needed to see daylight for a little while" Tammy said as she slid off the hood of the car.
"How are you and the Hardy's holding up? We're cousins and we barely talk" Dena said sadly.
"You're right. We're fine. How's everything going with you?" Tammy asked.
"Just fine. The family is doing well," Dena said.
"That's good to hear" Tammy said.
"So, whose baby are you carrying, Matt or Jeff's?" Dena asked cautiously.
"Dena, I really in truly have no clue. I feel like this is Matt's child the way it responds to his singing. The baby goes crazy!" she laughed. "Then there's Jeff, he talks to the baby as well. The baby responds to his guitar playing. So you see, there's a 50/50 chance" Tammy said honestly.
"You were a virgin a few years ago and now you don't know who your pregnant by. Boy do times change!" Dena laughed.
"I know, weird huh?" Tammy grinned.
"Well, atleast we know it's only 2. It is only 2 isn't it?" Dena grinned.
"Yes! Who else could it be?" Tammy asked.
"Rob or Dwayne?" she asked.
"Ha! Rob has never made it that far and Dwayne has never approached me in a sexual way" Tammy pointed out.
"Dwayne is in love with you. We all see it, I'm sure even Matt and Jeff can see it" Dena said.
"No way! We are so incompatible. We'd drive each other crazy" Tammy laughed.
"All the guys you've dated were your opposite, especially Matt. You two bump heads more than anybody I know. I was kind of pulling for you and Jeff to work things out. He really cares for you. What is your secret? How do you hook all these men?" Dena asked waiting for an answer.
"I don't know. I just try to be myself. I try to be honest about how I feel" Tammy answered.
"That's interesting. If you were so honest then why can't you admit you have feelings for Dwayne?" Dena asked.
"I don't. Trust me, if I did I'd be single right now. Look how long I waited for Jeff!" she exclaimed.
"I guess you're right. You two were just pitiful," Dena said pulling her towards the arena entrance.
"Yea we were but we finally came around. Believe me, Dwayne and I have no feelings whatsoever for one another" she said pushing Dena through the door.
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"Are you sure you're okay with this?" Matt asked Jeff.
"Yea man I'm cool with it" Jeff said pulling a black see-through shirt out of his bag and putting it on.
"Why is Shane constantly pitting us against Rob? I wonder if he's purposely trying to start trouble," Matt said
"Hey atleast you two don't have to face DDP" Jericho said heading out the door. "Atleast you two actually have competition Assclowns!"
"Trish and I need to head out to discuss the arm wrestling contest again with Stacy and Torrie" Amy said pulling Trish up off the couch.
"Have fun beating Nick Patrick you guys" Tammy said waving bye to them.
"You ready to set up a gameplan Hardy?" X-Pac asked as he stuck his head in the door.
"Yea. I'm ready to whip Rob's ass!" Jeff said looking at Matt as he pushed his silver belt through the loops of his black jeans.
"I'll take care of Kidman" X-Pac said as he headed out the door.
"Go do your thing bro. Be careful" Matt told him as he gave him a hug and walked him to the door.
"This is going to be a long night," Tammy said yawning.
"Just a few more months and you'll have a short vacation," Matt said sitting behind her and massaging her shoulders.
"I know. I'm actually looking forward to it" she sighed.
"We should head on out to Cleveland on Friday for Invasion" Matt suggested.
"Whatever you say," she said leaning against him and falling asleep.
*************************** WWF Invasion
Sunday, July 22, 2001
Cleveland, Ohio
"Hey, how's it going?" Rob asked walking up behind Tammy as she loaded fruit onto her plate.
"Hey Rob" Tammy answered as he grabbed some fruit off of her plate.
"You worried about my match with Jeff tonight?" Rob asked grabbing her juice for her and leading her to the table.
"No, I'm fine with it. Why? Something happen that I don't know about?" she asked him suspiciously.
"Well, I know you two used to date so." Rob said biting into a piece of cantaloupe.
"Jeff is okay with the two of us being friends. Matt is the one who has a problem with you" she clarified.
"Yea, I know. Matt knows I don't give up on what I want. When you and Matt break up, we'll hook up soon after," Rob said with confidence.
"Oh really?" Tammy laughed.
"Yes, really" Rob answered looking at her chest.
"What?" she asked.
"I think your breasts are leaking" Rob smiled.
"Oh my God!" she said looking down to see her sage green shirt soaked from her right breast lactating.
"Here, put this napkin in there" he said sticking a napkin into her bra as Mick Foley walked into the room.
"Whoa! Am I disturbing something?" Mick asked smiling heading over to the coffeepot.
"No, just lactating" Tammy said embarrassed.
"Oh wow, that's embarrassing" Mick said pouring coffee into a cup.
"Umm Rob, I got it" Tammy said as she noticed Rob looking into her shirt.
"Oh sorry" he said turning to Mick. "So, you're the referee in a match between referees tonight. How did that happen?" Rob asked.
"Courtesy of Shano-Mac. It was that or being forced to watch an Al Snow match" Mick laughed.
"You're kidding right?" Rob asked.
"No, he actually forced me to watch a tape of Al Snow's greatest matches but unfortunately, the tape didn't have anything on it, so I'm stuck refereeing tonight" Mick said and burst out into a fit of laughter.
"Mick! Stop it!" Tammy said laughing hard.
"Excuse me Tammy, but we seem to be out of cream" Mick said placing the cup under her breast. "Do you mind?" he asked as he burst out laughing.
"Mick! You're killing me," she yelled as he walked out into the hall holding his side from laughing too hard. "Rob, sit up! That's not funny," she yelled as he lay on the table laughing.
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"Baby, what happened to your shirt?" Matt asked looking down at her chest.
"The question is what happened to your face?" she asked pointing to the bruise over his eye.
"Oh, Rob just hit me in the head with a chair" Matt said casually.
"What? Tell me it was part of the storyline?" she begged.
"Yes it was but he laid into me pretty hard" Matt said rubbing his forehead as Amy and Trish approached them.
"Hey you guys, you want to hang out tonight?" Amy asked.
"Naw, we're going to hang out alone this evening" Matt answered before Tammy could.
"You guys need to get out more" Trish laughed.
"Yea, you two act like an old married couple. You two are too young to stay cooped up all the time" Amy added.
"Did you two nosy ladies stop to think we're fine with entertaining ourselves," Tammy said pulling Matt into a cozy hug as she smiled at Trish and Amy.
"Ohh! I see. You guys are so nasty," Trish said wagging her finger.
"Shouldn't you two be getting ready for your bra and panties match against Stacy and Torrie?" Tammy asked.
"Yea, Jeff's match with Rob is about to start and we're after them so we'd better get dressed" Amy said pulling Tammy into a hug and rubbing her belly.
"No! I feel like a Buddha statue. Everyone's rubbing my stomach!" she whined as Trish bent down and rubbed her belly and took off running.
"Baby we do that because we love you so much" Matt said smiling and rubbing her stomach.
"Sweetie, I forgot to tell you that I have a doctor's appointment on Thursday. I'm having an ultrasound. We'll get to see our son or daughter" she told him as they approached the monitor to watch Jeff drop the Hardcore title to Rob.
*************************** SmackDown Pittsburgh, PA.
"Look at his cocky ass!" Matt scoffed looking at the monitor.
"Baby calm down" Tammy said massaging Matt's shoulders.
"This storyline is really good when it gets to you outside the storyline" Jeff laughed as he headed to the shower.
"I guess I am letting it get to me" Matt laughed pulling his black shirt over his head.
"Where are we going to eat tonight?" Jeff asked throwing his lime green shirt over Tammy's head.
"Eww! It doesn't matter to me," Tammy said throwing his shirt on top of his bag.
"I want some IHOP for some reason," Matt said pushing Jeff out the way to take a shower.
"Is Amy riding with us?" Tammy asked.
"No, she's riding with Shane" Jeff said getting a towel out of his bag as he took off his pants.
"Umm Jeff, your naked" Tammy said covering her eyes.
"It's not anything you haven't seen before" he said gyrating his hips like a stripper.
"You're sick Rainbow!" she laughed as he ran to the shower area.
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Thursday
"This is surprising" Dr. Connelly said as she continued sliding the stethoscope over Tammy's belly as she listened for the baby's heartbeat.
"What is it? Is there a heartbeat?" Tammy said panicking as the doctor squirted a cold jelly like substance onto her stomach.
"Just as I thought. This is where the baby's head is," Dr. Connelly said pointing to the monitor.
"Oh my God! The baby seems to be sucking his thumb" Matt said in amazement.
"I didn't notice this before but it looks as if there is another baby behind this one" she said pointing to the little feet and hands as she pressed on Tammy's stomach causing the babies to shift a little.
"Twins?" Matt said squeezing Tammy's hand.
"No wonder I'm so huge!" Tammy said with a sigh of relief.
"Would you two like to know what you're having?" Dr. Connelly said as she took a picture of the babies and printed it out for them.
"Umm, I don't know. What do you think Angelface?" Matt asked excitedly.
"Okay, I'm dying to know!" she squealed.
"Well, one is definitely a boy. I believe the other one is also a boy but he or she keeps covering up the part I need to see. Your baby is acting shy, but I suspect it's a another boy from the glance I did get" she laughed as she printed another picture and handed them to Matt.
"Wow, now we need to shop and fix the bedroom up in blue. Two boys, I'm so stoked," Matt said trying to catch his breath.
"I know, me too. She said one could be a girl though. Now I know why I was always so hungry" she laughed as he bent down to kiss her.
"No baby, you were just being greedy," he said as she punched him in the arm.
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"Hey, Jeff!" Matt yelled as he walked into the house.
"What?" Jeff answered annoyingly.
"Get your ass in here!" Matt yelled.
"What's up?" he asked standing in the kitchen with nothing on but a pair of navy blue shorts and white socks.
"We just came from the doctor" Tammy said happily.
"We found out we're having twins!" Matt shouted as he picked Jeff up in a hug.
"Whoa! I'm so happy for you guys," Jeff said with a big smile on his face.
"Thanks. One is definitely a boy" she told Jeff as she handed him the pictures of the ultrasound.
"Oh wow! This is awesome" Jeff smiled as he held up the pictures to the light.
"Baby, I'm going to get comfortable and order some takeout" Matt said kissing her and heading to the bedroom.
"See, we should have gotten the blue stuff at the store" Jeff smiled.
"You were right. I will be having a boy. Maybe I'll get my little girl I've always wanted" she smiled causing his heart to skip a beat.
"You're so beautiful" he said out of the blue and pulled her into a tight hug.
"So are you, on the inside and out" she said kissing him on the cheek and heading to her bedroom.
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"You think she'll like this?" Shane Helms asked holding up a blue baby outfit with rocking horses on it.
"I don't know but I like it" Shannon Moore said putting it into the basket.
"Hey, this will be my kids that will have to wear these clothes so I think I'd want to have some say" Matt laughed going through the rack of 0-6 months clothes.
"Hey, Matt?" Natalie said as he turned around frowning.
"Yea?" he said staring at her.
"It's me Natalie from Union Pines. I dated Jeff in high school" she said slowly.
"Oh yea, Nat! How's it going?" he said giving her a hug.
"Oh I'm fine. Just working here before I move to New York in a few months" she said looking at Shannon and Shane.
"Oh that's great," Matt said smiling. "These are my buddies Shannon and Shane" he told her.
"Oh hi. Umm Matt, I didn't know Jeff got married," she said fishing for information.
"Why would you say that?" Matt asked trying to control his laughter.
"Well he was here a few weeks ago with his wife. They bought over $600 worth of baby clothes. I assumed they were friends and then he started holding her hand so I figured it was his girlfriend. She stated that she wasn't his girlfriend so I assumed they were married. When I called her his wife neither one corrected me" Natalie said being nosy.
"What did she look like?" Shane asked looking at Natalie.
"Well, she was medium height about 5'5. She had light brown hair and eyes." Natalie said before she was cut off.
"I think that my brother's love life is his business" Matt said walking towards the counter pulling the basket with him.
"Say man, why didn't you let her finish?" Shane asked catching up with him.
"Because I already know it was Tammy" Matt said handing his credit card to the lady behind the counter.
"You think they're having an affair?" Shannon asked a few minutes later as Matt signed the slip and stuffed his credit card in his wallet.
"Right now I have no idea," Matt said grabbing the bag and heading for his car.
"Tell Jeff and his wife to come back soon" Natalie called out as Matt reached the door.
"Oh I will, I'm sure you'll see them again" he said pushing the door open so hard it flapped back and almost knocked Shannon down.
"Sorry man" Matt said fiddling with his car keys.
"I'll drive" Shannon offered only to have them look at him crazy considering he was the worst driver they knew.
"Say, why don't I drive" Shane said putting his hands out for the keys.
"When we get to my house I need you two to get in your cars and leave" Matt said in a calm tone that scared Shannon and Shane.
"Man you sure you don't want us to stick around?" Shannon asked from the backseat.
"No, I'm fine" he said in a softer tone.
"You're not going to hit her are you?" Shane asked.
"Have I ever hit her?" he asked them.
"Well, the zone you're in right now is a little scary man" Shane said staring at Shannon in the rearview mirror to see if he was as alarmed as he was.
"I'm fine. Trust me, just drive" Matt said looking out the passenger window as Shane started the car.
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"Hey sweetie, I just grilled some chicken and made some mashed potatoes and some peas if your hungry" Tammy said kissing Matt on the lips quickly before heading down the hall to their room.
"Is Jeff here?" he asked.
"No, he's at his house doing some landscaping" she yelled as he walked into the bedroom watching her gathering clothes to put in the wash.
"I bought these outfits for the baby today" he said handing her the bag looking for a reaction when she saw what store it was from. Nothing, she was cool as a cucumber.
"Oh these are nice baby. I'm going to put these in the babies room" she said heading to the room across the hall.
"So, done any shopping yourself lately" he asked following her into the room.
"A little" she said hanging the clothes in the closet.
"Oh really, well you didn't show me what you bought" he said walking over to the closet only to see about 6 bags full of baby stuff on the floor of the closet. "When the hell did you get all of this?" he asked starting to get angry.
"A few weeks ago. You were out with Shane. I was bored so I went shopping" she said shrugging her shoulders as she bent down and pulled some of the bags out of the closet.
"You bought all of this stuff alone? Packed it all in by yourself" he said in a sarcastic tone.
"No, Jeff helped me. Matt are you okay?" she asked wondering why he was staring at her like he wanted to kill her.
"Are you and Jeff married?" he asked calmly as he stuck his hands in his pockets and started walking towards her.
"No! Where would you get that idea?" she asked backing up slowly.
"Well it appears that Shane, Shannon and I ran into Jeff's old girlfriend Natalie today. She mentioned that she saw Jeff and his pregnant wife in their store a few weeks ago" Matt said grabbing the back of her neck with his right hand.
"Matt what are you doing? You're hurting me! We were pretending because she broke up with him in high school. We never actually said we were married, we just let her think we were. She was being nosy so Jeff wanted to let her know what she gave up," she said looking him straight in the eye.
"You two were holding hands?" he asked pulling her closer to him as he tried to control the urge to choke the life out of her.
"Matt, he went shopping with me. That's it! He saw an old girlfriend and let her think he was happily married and expecting a child. I didn't say anything to her that would make her think he was my husband. I told her he wasn't my boyfriend so she assumed we were married. Ask Jeff!" she said trying to unclasp his right hand from the back of her neck.
"If you're lying, so help me I'll kill you both" he said through clenched teeth.
"Matt I'm not lying!" she shouted at him.
"Why didn't I see the charges on the credit card bill?" he asked.
"Jeff charged the stuff on his account" she answered quickly.
"Why? Why would he buy over $600 worth of baby clothes unless he thinks these are his kids" Matt said putting his left hand at the bottom of her throat.
"No, he paid for them to show her he had money now. She broke up with him after he couldn't take her to the prom because of a match he had. I'm sure you knew about all of that. She left him for the guy she went to the prom with so he wanted to stick it to her" she said spilling the words out so fast he could barely understand her. He let her go and walked back to the bedroom.
"Matt, where are you going?" she asked as he picked up his car keys. "Matt no! Don't leave when you're like this please!" she begged.
"Get out of my fucking way!" he said pushing her out of the way. He didn't realize how hard he'd pushed her until he heard the loud thud against the wall and glass breaking. He turned and saw her lying on the floor next to the glass vase that had been sitting on the end of the dresser. "Tammy, you okay?" he asked as he tried to help her to the bed.
"Get away from me" she moaned trying to push him off of her.
"Baby I didn't mean to push you so hard" he said with tears in his eyes.
"Go do what you were planning on doing which was probably to pick a fight with Jeff over nothing" she said crawling to the top of the bed and lying on a pillow.
"You have to believe me, I'd never hit you. I just wanted you to move so I could leave" he said.
"Matt your temper has gotten you in trouble more than once" she yelled.
"Come here babe" he said trying to hold her only to have her hit him in the chest as hard as she could. He grabbed her hands and pinned them down on her sides and pulled her into a tight hug until she got tired of struggling. "That's it just calm down" he told her.
"You calm down! You're the one acting crazy" she screamed.
"I'm sorry. I should have cooled off before coming home," he admitted.
"Please just leave me alone Matt!" she started screaming at the top of her lungs. "I'm sick of your temper tantrums," she cried. "Why are you so mean to me? What makes you want to kill me?"
"Baby, I don't want to kill you. I'm just a little jealous of the relationship you have with Jeff sometimes" he told her.
"You shouldn't be," she said looking him in the eye.
"I know, I'll try to be better I promise" he said caressing her face. "I will come to you in the daytime. I will climb into your bed. I'll kiss you in four places. As I go swimmin' around in your hair" Matt started singing out of the blue and tousling her hair.
"Matt, what are you doing?" she said cracking a smile.
"I'll squeeze the life right out of you" he sang as he pulled her into a tight hug. "I will make you laugh, and make you cry. And you may never forget it. As I make you call my name as I shout it to the blue, summer sky" he sang to the top of his lungs.
"Matt, okay okay!" she laughed trying to cover his mouth.
"And we may never meet again. So shed your skin lets get started. And you will throw your arms around me. And you will throw your arms around me" he continued singing in her ear.
"Okay Matt you're apologizing. I accept it!" she yelled over his singing. He smiled at her in between singing then scooted down to her stomach and started singing louder.
"I will come to you at nighttime. I will climb into your bed. I will kiss you in 155 places" he said as he placed kisses all over her belly causing her to laugh. "As I go swim around in your hair" he continued as she pulled him back up next to her and placed a soft kiss on his lips.
"You are insane!" she laughed.
"I love you," he said laying her head against his chest.
"I love you too Matt" she said closing her eyes and listening to the beat of his heart.
Wrestlemania XVII Weekend - Friday
Tammy, Matt and Jeff entered her Houston home exhausted from the flight. Jeff headed to find a room to relax in before they had to head out to meet and greet the fans at Axcess.
"Jeff, don't pick the room across from mine" Tammy warned him.
"Why?" he asked annoyed that maybe she didn't want him too close to her and Matt so that they could be alone together.
"Because it's Dwayne's room. He's fucking picky about where he sleeps" Matt answered seeing a more relaxed look come over his little brother's face.
"Okay, no problem" Jeff said as he ran up the stairs.
"You my sweet little Angelface, will be all alone today. I promise I won't stay at the Astrodome for too long. We can go shopping at The Galleria or something, okay?" Matt asked.
"Okay, but I need a nap. I'm so tired," she said as she lay down on the couch.
"Baby, just relax. You've been pushing yourself to make Wrestlemania XVII perfect more than any other event because it's here in your hometown" he said as he snuggled up next to her and held her until she fell asleep in his arms. Jeff finally came downstairs ready to go. Matt covered her with a blanket and kissed her on the lips. "Sleep tight Angelface" he said as he walked out the door with Jeff.
Later that night
Tammy came downstairs in her robe after taking a long hot bubble bath that Matt had drawn for her. She noticed all of the pillows and covers on the living room floor. Matt came out of the kitchen with a tray filled with different kinds of fruits, cheeses and bread. He kissed her before feeding her a piece of honeydew melon.
"You are too good to me Matthew," she said kissing him and taking the tray and setting it on the table.
"We can't forget the wine," Matt said as he carried a tray with 2 wineglasses and a bottle of red wine to the table. They sat down and fed each other and talked about their future together.
"Baby, you are so beautiful. I want to make love to you" Matt said later as he crawled onto the covers and motioned for her to join him. She crawled over to him and fell into his arms. They made love for hours. Everything seemed right with the world. Matt was later awakened as Tammy straddled him and pulled him up to a sitting position to face her. They were so into each other that they didn't see Jeff walk into the living room from the kitchen. Jeff had just come in from having a few drinks with some of the guys. He stopped short as he saw their bodies illuminated by the candles around them as he watched them grind against one another. He pulled off his shirt and stepped out of his jeans and boxers. He approached them and fell to his knees grabbing her around her waist and forcing her down harder onto Matt's cock. Both she and Matt looked at Jeff in shock.
"I just want to make sure you fuck her good big bro" Jeff said as he kissed her on the shoulder. "She is so fucking hot. What do you say Matt? Let me be with her too. I don't mind sharing," he said as he took her hand and started sucking on her fingers.
"Jeff, you've been drinking. Go to bed" Matt told him as he pushed Tammy off of him.
"I want to be with her Matt. We can share her. We shared things all the time growing up" Jeff said abruptly.
"Yea, things! Not women! You want to fuck my girlfriend again Jeff? It happened once because we were caught up in the moment. We are a couple now. Not a threesome", Matt screamed.
"Stop it! Both of you! You're talking like I'm not even here!" Tammy said.
"Baby, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to ignore you" Matt said caressing her shoulder.
"The sex between the three of us was electric. Matt, you and I are a team. We just so happen to love the same woman. She still responds to me! You know that! We never really got to end our relationship because you moved in when I was gone looking for her. You owe me Matt! I love you both. I don't want to lose either one of you," he said pleading with them
"You won't. Stop pushing us. We become uncomfortable when you start trying to force yourself into our relationship" Matt retorted.
Jeff walked up to them and kissed Matt on the cheek and Tammy on the lips. "I'm sorry if I was a little pushy. Look at me, I have a fucking hard-on! I need to be relieved," he said staring at both of them.
"Honey, it's up to you" Matt said looking at her confused.
"Only if you say it's okay," she said quietly.
"Matt while your trying to decide we're both standing here with stiff cocks. One of us could be buried deep in her pussy right now while the other could be getting a blow-job" Jeff said anxiously.
"Fine. This is it for us. I'd never share her with anyone else. I can't believe I'm doing this", Matt said as he sat down and pulled Tammy down next to him in a passionate kiss. He looked up and motioned for Jeff to join them.
Saturday Morning 6 a.m.
Dwayne, Dena, Adam, Jay, and Marie all walked into the living room and gasped at what they were witnessing. There was Matt with his left arm draped across Tammy as her head lay on his chest. The most shocking to them was Jeff. He was close behind her as if they were spooning, his right arm was draped across her waist.
"What the fuck is going on in here!" Dwayne bellowed as he dropped his bags and keys and stepped into the living room.
All three of them jumped up trying to cover themselves. "It's not what it looks like" Matt was the first one to speak up as he pulled his pajama pants on under the cover. He threw Tammy her robe and Jeff his jeans.
"What are you guys doing here?" Tammy asked nervously as she tied her robe. She noticed the only ones in the room with smiles on their faces were Dena, Jay, and Marie. Good, they'd be easy to talk to about the situation. Adam was another story. He'd taken his bags and headed into the kitchen. He probably took the backstairs up to his room. He was hard to figure out sometimes. Oh, but Dwayne. He was absolutely livid. He looked like a Brahma bull standing there with his nostrils flaring.
"You guys get comfortable while I catch a quick shower. We can make some breakfast and talk" Jeff said as he pushed his blue and red streaked blond hair back and headed up the stairs.
"Tam, what the fuck are you doing?" Dwayne asked.
"Not now Rocky" Matt eyed him warning him to back off. "We'll get showered and dressed and be down in a minute" Matt explained and grabbed Tammy's hand and led her upstairs.
Just then Dwayne's cell phone rang. He answered it and let out a "That's fucked up man!" before laughing so hard that Jay, Dena, and Marie thought he was actually crying. He hung up the phone and looked at them seriously.
"Marie, that was Rikishi. You know the guy you put up in the La Quinta Inn?" he said just as Adam came down the stairs with a shocked look on his face.
"No fucking way!" Adam laughed looking at Marie as if she'd been a bad girl.
"Remind me never to tease you!" Jay said as he plopped down on the couch only to wonder if they'd taken their threesome onto the couch the night before causing him to jump up quickly.
"Anyway, Rikishi is really pissed" Dwayne continued. "As a matter of fact he just informed me that he'll be sharing your room with you this weekend right here" Dwayne laughed as he grabbed his bags and headed up the stairs.
"Oh hell no! I refuse to share a room with him" Marie shouted crossing her arms.
"He can share my room" Dena offered smiling, knowing it was eating Marie up at the thought that she'd be in the same bed with Rikishi. Dena laughed and headed upstairs. Well, what do you know? Dena thought. Marie is in love. She laughed out loud and covered her mouth. It will be interesting to see how her and Rikishi would unfold. Kathy had Adam. Tammy had.well hell Tammy had two men. She needed to get back on the ball. Amy broke up with Chris but he wasn't really her type. Jay was cool but he was too good of a friend. Dwayne she thought was perfect except that he was going through a divorce and had a kid. She didn't date men with kids. Besides, Dwayne had only one woman on his mind and he didn't even realize it until she called him on it a year ago. When would her friends get their shit together and be real about their feelings. Maybe she needed to give them a little nudge.
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Tammy paced back and forth across the room as Matt sat on the edge of the bed with his head in his hands.
"Matt, there is no way I can go back down there" Tammy exclaimed.
"Baby, calm down. Do you think that I actually want to go down there and face those guys?" Matt said as he stood up and walked over to her. "Look, I'll go down first. I'll feel everyone out and then I'll come back up and get you okay?"
"Okay. I think I may head to the game room and play Ms. Pac-Man, Cruisin or shoot some pool to calm my nerves" she said heading for the door.
"Hey, you need to listen to some Pearl Jam. It's good for the nerves" he said as she twisted her face up.
"No thanks! I'd rather listen to fingernails scratching down a blackboard," she said smiling that girlish grin he loved.
"Hey, they're not that bad. Just so you know, I've gotten tickets to go see Pearl Jam next month. We will be going, so get used to it"
"Yes sir!" she said saluting him.
"You are such a smartass!" he replied.
"That's why you love me," she said as she turned to leave the room.
"I love you because you give good head," he said as he grabbed her from behind and hugged her as she tried to elbow him as he opened the door. Tammy headed to the game room while Matt headed downstairs to face the music.
Gameroom
Tammy walked into the game room and spotted Adam alone playing pool.
"Sorry, I didn't know there was anyone in here" she said backing up.
"No, come on in and play a game of air hockey with me" he said as he walked over to the air hockey table and turned it on. "So, what's going on with you Tammy?"
"Nothing much. I noticed that you cut out earlier when everyone was downstairs," she said looking for some type of emotion from him.
"Well, I feel like it's none of my business. I'll be honest. I was very disappointed in what I saw. I never suspected you guys were all together like that. I'd have never thought Matt and Jeff would be sharing a woman," he said looking at her as if he blamed her.
"Adam, trust me it surprised all three of us. Especially Matt and I. Jeff has been pressuring Matt and I alot lately. He's been laying a guilt trip on us for months. Matt and I don't know what to do about sparing his feelings".
"First off, you two need to stop letting Jeff manipulate the two of you. You may not know this but I was happy for you and Jeff. When I realized that Matt had feelings for you I knew he'd never have acted on those feelings as long as you were with Jeff. Then I found out about Jeff and Stephanie and I knew Matt would make his move. I just never thought it would lead to a love triangle," Adam said as he hit the puck across the board to Tammy.
"It's not a triangle!" she said hitting it back to him. "I love Matt but I still care about Jeff".
"See, that's just it. You can't make one happy without hurting the other. You need to make a decision" Adam told her.
"I've already made a decision. I'm with Matt. He's who I'm in love with" she said as she hit the puck to Adam so hard that he missed it causing her to score.
"Lucky shot. Well, all I can say is that I love you all and I hope you guys can work things out. I'll pray for you guys," Adam said as he walked around the table and pulled her into a hug.
"Thank you" she sniffled as he wiped a tear from her cheek.
"Shhh. don't cry. Everything will work out fine. No one will even remember what happened here this morning," Adam said as he kissed her on her right temple and held her until the tears stopped flowing. "Feel better now?"
"Yes" she said as Dwayne walked into the room.
"Well, I'm going to make myself scarce" Adam said nodding towards Dwayne.
Tammy felt her heart drop. She knew Dwayne was about to tear into her. He was the only one of her friends who could make her feel like a child being scolded. Adam and Dwayne shook hands as Adam closed the door behind him.
"I know you're disappointed" Tammy started.
"Disappointed? Try disgusted! What has happened to the respectable woman that used to live inside of you?' Dwayne asked abruptly.
"She's still in here Dwayne," she said pointing to her chest.
"What I see before me is just a shell of your former self" he said sounding discouraged.
"That's so untrue" she said in a shaky voice.
"You've let those Hardy Boyz turn you into their personal slut! You are nothing but a fuck toy that they are passing around. Is that what you want to be, a whore? Because that's what you're becoming," Dwayne said towering over her.
"Don't you ever fucking talk to her like that again!" Matt said as he stormed into the room and stood in front of Tammy. "You apologize to her. Now!"
"Who the fuck are you to tell me what to do?" Dwayne demanded laughing.
"This is my woman. You hear me? Not my brothers and most definitely not yours. Who are you to judge us when you couldn't even keep your marriage together because you were out as you call it, whoring" Matt said viciously.
"Listen Hardy, I will not stand by and let you hurt my friend. You and your freak of a brother have turned a sweet innocent woman into someone nobody recognizes anymore. You think I'm supposed to just sit back and watch her destroy herself? What do you plan on doing? Taking her off to Utah so you and your brother can both bang her legally? That's the only way that this relationship can exist you sick freak!" Dwayne shouted.
"You know Dwayne, you're really starting to annoy me. First off, this is Tam's house. You can't respect her then get the fuck out!" Matt requested pointing towards the door.
"You'll let him kick me out of your house?" Dwayne asked looking at Tammy.
"Yes. This is his home too Dwayne. You have to respect it and us," she said hesitantly.
"Well, why don't I just leave then, seeing who your deciding to side with Tam" Dwayne said walking towards the door.
"Dwayne wait!" Tammy cried. "Don't leave!"
"Baby let him leave after the shit he just said to you" Matt shouted at her.
"He's like a brother to me" she told Matt and then walked over to Dwayne. "Dwayne, Matt and I know what we want. We want each other. No one else, do you trust me Dwayne?"
"I used to. I mean I want to. I just want the best for you" Dwayne said wiping the tears from her face. "I didn't mean to hurt your feelings. I just want more for you".
"Dwayne I'm not your child. I'm allowed to make some mistakes. You've made plenty of them," she said holding his hand. "Stop judging us so much. We're human just like you. Yes, I slept with Jeff and Matt at the same time but I regretted it later. So did Matt. It's not going to happen again. Jeff knows it. We discussed it last night. What you walked in on was basically an ending to a chapter in my life with Jeff" she sighed.
"We realize the mistakes we've made and we'll work on them together. Now if you don't mind, we're a little hungry," Matt said. He turned and guided Tammy out of the door leaving Dwayne standing there looking flabbergasted with nothing but the hum of the air hockey game to keep him company.
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"Good morning guys" Matt said as he and Tammy entered the kitchen. Four pair of eyes was fixed on them obviously not knowing what to say. Jeff was sitting off to himself on the counter eating an apple while kicking his legs back and forth.
"They've been quiet since I came down," Jeff said shrugging his shoulders.
"So, what do you guys plan on doing today?" Jay said trying to get a conversation started. Adam elbowed him looking shocked at his question. "Oh, not like that you guys. I really meant if you had any plans today?' Jay said trying to keep a straight face as Dena kicked him under the table shaking her head.
"We plan on relaxing today" Matt said taking a seat at the table. He looked to his left and noticed Rikishi sitting next to him. "Damn, when did you get here?" Matt laughed.
"Obviously after all the action went down" Rikishi teased. "Where is that evil friend of yours?" he asked Tammy.
As if on cue Marie came busting through the back door with a handful of McDonald's bags in her hands. She set the large bags down on the counter. "Okay, who had the hotcakes, eggs, and sausage" she said pulling out 8 breakfast platters. "I have 4 with bacon. 12 orders of hashbrowns and 10 breakfast sandwiches.
"You get anything for me?" Rikishi said smiling reaching for a breakfast sandwich.
"I didn't get your ass nothing! You aren't supposed to be here anyway," she said digging in a bag.
"Guess I should be holed up in the La Quinta Inn huh?" Rikishi said rubbing on her leg.
"Don't put your damn hands on me!" she said standing over him as if she would hit him.
"Marie chill out. Don't take what he does personal" Jeff laughed as he jumped off of the counter to grab a container of hotcakes.
"Jeff, you'd be real smart not to get me started considering the situation your ass is in right now," Marie shouted.
Everyone got quiet and looked at Matt and Tammy. Matt grabbed two containers of food and a bottle of Apple juice out of the refrigerator before turning around and saying, "We'll be eating in our room in case anyone needs us".
"Hopefully by lunch time, you kids will have learned how to play well with one another," Tammy said as she headed up the backstairs with Matt.
"Why can't you think before you speak sometimes?" Jeff asked.
"What did I say?" Marie asked
"I know I did Tammy wrong, I can admit that. But you talk crazy to everyone around you. Sooner or later you won't have anybody because they'll all be tired of you insulting them" Jeff explained as he headed for the living room with his food.
"How dare he talk to me that way?" Marie fumed.
"Because he's telling the truth" Rikishi said.
"Do you feel like that too Adam? Jay?" she asked waiting for a reply. They were thinking of what to say. "Damn, am I that bad?" Marie questioned.
"Hell yea!" Rikishi yelled out before anyone could speak.
"See, you're rude too! I actually did buy you breakfast. Rikishi you piss me off when you disrespect me" Marie said standing over him.
"Hey, you have to give respect to get respect. Now can I get my breakfast please?" he said smiling at her.
"Here!" she yelled throwing the bag at him. "I got you two breakfast meals. I know how greedy your fat ass is," she said walking to the refrigerator and putting a bag of food inside.
"Your ass isn't that small you know?" Rikishi offered
"You just like fucking with me don't you?" she said to him. "I'm going to my room so I can eat in peace," she said leaving the kitchen only to hear Rikishi yell out "I'll be up to our room in a little while baby!" She turned around and frowned at him and said, "Your ass will be sleeping on the floor! "
Why did he annoy her so damn much? All he has to do is just be nice, smile, nod, or whatever. Why did he have to speak? He just ruins everything when he opens his mouth. Do I think before speaking most of the time she thought? She needed to apologize to Tammy and Matt. She knocked on their door.
"Come in!" Tammy called from inside the room.
Marie entered and closed the door. "I just came to apologize to you two. I don't think before I speak sometimes. If I hurt your feelings I apologize".
"Apology accepted" Tammy said immediately.
"I accept it too," Matt said turning the volume down on the TV as Marie sat in the chair next to the bed.
"So, what are you guys doing?" Marie asked as she eyed them. They appeared to be a little out of sorts. "Are you guys fucking under the cover while I'm in here? Marie asked suspiciously.
"No girl!" Tammy laughed. "We were looking at TV".
"Umm hmm, what were you two looking at?" Marie continued to interrogate them.
Matt glanced at the TV and said, "We're watching the Disney channel".
"Oh really?" Marie said. "Can I watch too? I just love The Proud Family," she said as she sat on the bed next to Tammy.
Tammy looked at Matt with her mouth open but nothing came out. She scooted next to Matt and they all watched cartoons for about 2 hours. Marie finally stood up and stretched. She walked over to the entertainment center and pushed play on the DVD player. Matt sat up and before he or Tammy could say anything a porn movie appeared on the screen.
"Umm hmm, just what I thought" Marie laughed while placing her hand on her hip. "Yall were fucking! I knew it! Yall had the "I'm hitting it" look in your eyes. Plus your food is untouched on the nightstand. Do yall ever come up for air? Damn!"
"No, we do it everyday, all day" Tammy laughed.
"I guess you have to make up for lost time, but damn," Marie said. "Any room in there for me?" she asked them seriously.
Tammy and Matt looked at one another as if she was speaking a foreign language. Before they could answer she burst out laughing.
"I'm just playing! I forgot you two may actually let me in bed with you with your freaky asses" she laughed. "I've had my share of threesomes in the past, nothing wrong with it. Next time let it be somebody outside the family though" she said looking at the porn on the TV. "Ooh Freaks, Whoes, and Flows. I like Jake Steed movies. Oh, I guess you two want me to leave you alone" she said heading towards the door. "By the way, can I borrow that movie when you two finish with it?"
"Why? You and Kishi got some plans none of us are aware of?" Matt teased.
"Oh hell no. See I was starting to like you Matt. Now I remember why you make my ass itch. Keep the tape", she said as she closed the door.
Matt and Tammy laughed so hard that they cried.
"She really thought we were doing it" Tammy laughed.
"I know. Why can't people just snuggle and watch porn sometimes?" Matt said as he crawled on top of her.
"Matt, I'm still sore" Tammy whined.
"I'll be gentle," Matt said as he kissed her on the cheek.
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Dwayne was leaving his room when he heard muffled moans and groans coming from Tammy's room. He shook his head and headed downstairs to make sure Jeff wasn't in there. He ran into his cousin Rikishi sitting on the couch playing a video game.
"What's up man?" Dwayne said sitting next to him.
"Nothing, waiting for Marie to come down here bitching at me" he laughed.
"Why would she do that?" Dwayne asked confused.
"Well, I put her bags in the bathroom with a pillow and cover in the tub" he smiled deviously.
"Damn man! You are crazy as hell" Dwayne grabbed the other game control to play Smackdown 2.
"Well I think she needs to be tamed" Rikishi said frowning as Dwayne started beating him on the game.
"You think you're the right man? Dwayne asked eyeing him out the corner of his eye.
"Are you fucking crazy? I'd rather be with Mae Young! At least she knows how to listen and communicate well with others," Rikishi said as he pushed the game controller harder.
"Man, you like her don't you?" Dwayne inquired.
"Man, I have taste okay? Besides she had a threesome recently that turned into a foursome" Rikishi told him
"Bullshit! With who?" Dwayne asked.
"Tazz told me. He, Show and Angle" Rikishi informed him. "She too hard to satisfy man. Plus I'm not into sharing my woman with anyone"
"I feel you on that man" Dwayne nodded.
"So, how do you feel about the situation with Tammy, Matt and Jeff?" Rikishi asked.
"Well, she basically informed me that she is a grown woman and that what she does in her bedroom is her business. It's hard though man because I see her as the sister I never had. I don't want her to get caught up in this wrestling lifestyle," Dwayne said staring at the TV screen
"Hey man! You're letting me whip your ass? You are fucked up" Rikishi laughed.
"What do you mean?" Dwayne asked in an annoyed tone.
"Well, have you ever thought of the possibility that you're interested in Tammy yourself?" Rikishi grilled him with a serious look on his face.
"Are you stupid jabroni? Hell no, The Rock. I mean I don't think of her like that. That would be like incest!" he said with a sickened look on his face.
"I know you well enough to know that you start talking in character when you get nervous cuz" Rikishi said accusingly.
"Look fool, I'm telling you you're way out of line here. It's not like that at all," Dwayne said as they played the game in silence for a few minutes. "So, where is Hardy?"
"Probably upstairs making love to his woman" Rikishi said with a serious face before cracking a smile.
"I meant Jeff" Dwayne said
"I may have been referring to Jeff" Rikishi answered sarcastically.
"You seen him or not?"
"Yea, he's in the basement watching TV. In case your interested, he's been down there all morning" Rikishi grinned.
"Thanks" Dwayne said as he headed down to the basement.
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"I figured I'd be running into you some time today" Jeff said sitting upright in the chair.
"Well, you know why I'm here. I want you to stay away from Tammy and Matt" Dwayne warned.
"First off, Matt is my brother and she is my friend. I'll never be out of their lives. You're talking crazy man" Jeff laughed.
"Well, if you care about either one of them you'd back off!" Dwayne bellowed.
"Look, we've already come to a solution. You weren't there fucking her. My brother and I were! So, I guess that means you have no say!" Jeff shouted as he stood up and stood face to face with Dwayne. "Now if you'll excuse me, I was watching a movie".
Dwayne laughed out loud. "You have balls for a little guy. You talk a lot of shit. I respect you for that but make no mistake. You talk to me like that again and I'll fuck you up. Understand me?"
"Dwayne, that's the difference between me and some of the other guys in the locker room, you don't scare me. I wasn't when I was with Tammy and I'm not right now. You've always been jealous of any guy who Tammy ended up with but I'll tell you this, I won't let you terrorize my brother for something all three of us agreed on doing. We wanted to do it so we did it and enjoyed it, twice. Last night wasn't the first time we were all together. I still love her but now I realize the pain it's causing so I'm stepping back. I didn't need you to come down here to tell me what I already knew. I'm going to let them be together and I'm moving on. Satisfied? If so, get out!" Jeff demanded as he sat down and swung his legs over the arm of the chair.
Dwayne couldn't believe that this little jabroni had told him off. The nerve of that little punk trying to be smart and shit. Damn, he thought looking at his watch. He needed to head over to Axcess at the Astrodome in a little while with Adam and Jay. He turned and headed back up the stairs just in time to hear the doorbell ring. He looked at Rikishi and saw him glued to the TV. He went to the door and opened it.
"Hey Waynie!" Joanie said as she threw her arms around his neck.
"Hey baby. Where's Paul?" he asked as her smile faded.
"Well, we had a fight at Axcess earlier. Amy said that Tammy had room for me to sleep here" Joanie explained.
"Oh, okay. Come on in. I can take the pull out bed in the den and you can use my room upstairs" Dwayne offered.
"Thanks Dwayne" she said as he took her bags up to his room. "Hey Kishi", she said as she sat next to him. He handed her a game controller and restarted the game.
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"Son of a bitch!" Marie shouted as she stomped out of the bedroom. "Rikishi! I'm going to whip your ass!" she said running down the stairs almost knocking Dwayne down.
"What the hell is wrong with you?" Dwayne asked.
"That bastard put my damn clothes in the bathroom! Then he put pillows and a blanket in the tub" she said pointing to Rikishi still sitting on the couch calmly playing Smackdown 2 on the Playstation.
"Calm down girl, damn! Stop letting him get you so upset" Dwayne said trying to control his laughter.
"I know you hear me!" she shouted over at him.
"Dwayne do you hear something?" Rikishi said unaffected by her ranting and raving.
"Oh, you ignoring me?" Marie said as she ran back upstairs.
"Man leave her alone" Dwayne laughed shaking his head.
"Teach your ass to fuck with me" Marie said coming down the stairs with Rikishi's overnight bag and went into the kitchen.
"Where the hell are you going with my shit?" Rikishi jumped up and ran into the kitchen followed by Dwayne and Joanie.
They entered the kitchen only to see the backdoor open. They walked out into the backyard just in time to see Marie dumping all of Rikishi's clothes into the swimming pool.
"What the fuck!" Rikishi yelled as he grabbed the net up against the house and tried to pull his clothes out of the water.
"Marie, that was uncalled for. His wrestling clothes were in that bag," Dwayne said angrily.
"Well, now his ass can go to Wal-Mart. They have drawers in his size" she yelled.
"Well you know what, they also sell panties in your size too," he said as he walked over and pushed Marie into the pool.
"Marie! Are you okay?" Joanie said falling to her knees and reaching for Marie's hand.
"Her ass needs to cool off" Rikishi laughed stuffing his wet clothes into his bag.
"You goddamn motherfucker, I'll kill you!" Marie yelled as Adam, Jay, Jeff, Tammy, Matt, and Dena ran out into the yard.
"Everybody just calm down" Dwayne said helping Joanie pull Marie out of the pool.
"Rikishi, you can wash your clothes in the washroom" Matt said motioning for Rikishi to follow him. Before following Matt, Rikishi walked back over to where Marie was squeezing water out of her hair.
"Don't ever touch my clothes again," he warned her.
"Fuck you!" she said and spit in his face.
He wiped the spit off his face and smiled at her. "I make you wet just from thinking about me don't I?" he asked in a sexy voice standing close to her.
"You think you make me wet? Bitch I despise your funky ass!" she yelled at him only to cause him to start laughing in her face
"Despise me huh? Well, I fucking hate you. You're a mean evil bitch who needs to be put in her place," he shouted back at her.
"Come on you guys let it go" Dwayne said trying to calm the situation.
"Oh, and I guess that you think you can put me in my so called place?" she said stepping up closer to him.
"Baby, I wouldn't want that job if I was the last man on earth!" he said as he pushed her back into the pool and walked back into the house.
"Ooh I'm going to get his ass if it's the last thing I do!" she yelled sputtering water out of her mouth.
"Marie are you okay?" Tammy asked trying to hold in her urge to laugh.
"His ass is on my list" Marie said with a serious look on her face.
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Wrestlemania XVII Sunday, April 1, 2001
Everyone was tied up in knots as the show continued to run smoothly. Dena and Kathy were constantly busy doing hair and makeup. They were stressed out and on the verge of snapping. Mick Foley was the only person who kept people laughing.
"Hey Tammy, did you think about adding in where I get hit with a chair really hard during the Shane and Vince match?" Mick Foley said with excitement.
"No, Mick! No chair shots" she laughed.
"What if I do it anyway?" he said flashing his toothless grin.
"Then I'll make you actually have to have a regular office during your commissioner spots, which means no tractors or bathroom stalls" she said smiling.
"Ah man! Getting you to give me a break is more painful than having your teeth pulled, or being forced to watch an Al Snow match" he said causing her to burst out laughing just as Al Snow was walking by.
"I heard that Mick!" Al Snow said pointing his finger at Mick who shrugged his shoulders as if he was innocent.
"What if Shane or Vince hit me anyway?" he asked.
"Then its fine Mick" she said giving up arguing with him as she headed to Joanie's locker room.
Joanie was a nervous wreck before her match. Tammy tried to keep her calm. Joanie decided to go get an aspirin out of Paul's bag in his locker room for her headache. Tammy stood there as Joanie pulled a letter out of Paul's bag and fell to her knees as she started reading. Tammy ran over to see if she was okay. Just then, Dwayne, Amy and Matt walked in.
"I can't get her off the floor!" Tammy said in a panic.
"What's wrong with her?" Dwayne asked.
"She found that letter in Paul's bag. She won't let me see it and her match with Ivory is in 15 minutes".
"Joanie, honey. It's Dwayne," he said rubbing her face. "Give me the letter" he asked gently as she released it into his hands. He read it and let out a loud curse.
"What is it? Amy asked sounding scared as Jeff entered the room.
"It appears that Hunter and Stephanie are having an affair" Dwayne said with a shocked look on his face. "This is a love letter from Stephanie about how much she misses him" Dwayne explained as he continued to read.
"Fucking bitch!" Joanie shouted as she punched the wall. "I'm okay you guys" she said wiping her tears. "I have a match to do. I'll deal with this later," she said as she walked out the room.
"Damn! Reminds me of the night I got busted for fucking around with Stephanie" Jeff said sadly. "She is a ho! Now I see why you were so mad Tammy. It's not like she was even cute," he said as he came over and hugged her.
"Baby you look worn out" Matt said as he rubbed her shoulders.
"I'm okay. You need to go get ready for the TLC2 match. I need to make sure everyone is aware of any storyline changes," Tammy said starting to get annoyed.
"Babe, you need to rest for the rest of the night. Amy, go check on Joanie and I'm going to make sure Tammy gets back to her office without making any stops in between" Matt said.
"I'll walk her to her office and make sure she lies down until it's time to go" Jeff said pushing her out the door.
"That's right rest!" Matt warned her. "Do what he tells you" Matt said looking at Amy and Dwayne funny. He ran to the door and yelled down the hall, "Don't do everything he says baby. I don't want anymore drama" he said smiling as Tammy shot the finger at him then blew him a kiss.
Jeff kept teasing Tammy on the way to her office. He was really annoying her. She was tied up in knots. She hadn't been able to eat lunch or dinner. She'd been feeling lightheaded off and on all day. Jeff put his arm around her and started flirting with her.
"Jeff, quit it. I don't feel well," she said leaning against the wall.
"You are starting to really change" Jeff accused. "You've been mean lately, even during the threesome you were mean to me. I can't even tease you like I used to. Have I lost that privilege?" he asked.
"I'm not mean. I just don't feel like being teased okay?" she said trying not to sound pissed off.
"I don't know how Matt has been putting up with this attitude. You know, I'll call you out on it before he will" he laughed. "You may be his Angelface, but I know you for what you truly are. You are my little fallen angel" Jeff said teasingly caressing her face.
"Jeff, no stop touching me! Now!" she pushed him away and turned to walk away before passing out in the hallway.
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Tammy awoke lying on the table in the medical attention room. She sat up just to have Matt and Dwayne push her back down. Terry, one of the attendants asked her had she eaten much earlier in the day. Matt answered no before she could. Terry took her blood pressure twice before pulling Matt, Dwayne, and Jeff over to the side. Terry then suggested to her that she be driven to the emergency room to see a doctor just as a precaution.
"No, you two have a match" she fussed at Matt.
"Baby, the show is over. You slept through it" he told her.
"Oh, I missed everything" she said sadly.
"Don't worry, my Dad tapes every show and Pay Per View. We'll look at it this weekend okay?" he said holding her hand.
"Okay. I'm ready to be checked out then" she smiled as she sat up.
After being examined by a doctor at the hospital she was checked into a room for overnight observation. Matt, Amy, Jeff, and Joanie stayed the night with her before heading to the hotel to get some sleep. Finally the next morning Doctor Nugent came in to give her and Matt the results of her tests.
"Well, we found out what caused the fainting Ms. Littrell. Your blood sugar was low due to not eating the whole day' said Dr. Nugent.
"I told you to eat!" Matt scolded her.
"Yes, she will definitely have to eat 3 full meals a day for at least the next 6 ½ months because you're pregnant" Dr. Nugent smiled.
"Huh?" Matt said
"Say what?" Tammy said sitting up in the bed.
"You heard me right. She's close to three months. I suspect the two of you will have a little bundle in your arms by mid October" Dr. Nugent said walking towards Matt to shake his hand. "Congratulations" he told them as he walked out the room.
Jeff walked in the room looking at the dumb looks on their faces. He started to get scared that something terrible was wrong with her. "What did the doctor say?"
"Well, she's fine. The fainting was due to her being 10 weeks pregnant" Matt said staring at Jeff.
"Oh shit! That's great bro!" he said hugging Matt only to see the concerned look on his face when he pulled away from him. "She got pregnant in the middle of January?" Jeff said looking at her sad eyes. "Fuck! Don't you guys think like that! This isn't my baby! I swear. I promised to keep my distance from this relationship".
"Well, now it appears that you could be a father come October" Matt said staring out the hospital window.
"Matt, come here" Tammy said holding her hand out to him. "This is our baby. I feel it in my heart" she said kissing him gently. "I want to go home, to Cameron".
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"Pregnant?" Dwayne shouted as he dropped the weights that he was lifting almost breaking Jericho's foot. He felt as if his whole world was caving in. She'd gone and gotten herself pregnant, by a Hardy no less. She was killing him, slowly but surely.
"She says she'll continue working up until the end of September" Chris said picking up the weights and handing one to Adam and the other to Jay. Just then Jeff walked into the gym and was flagged down by Chris.
"What's up junior? About to be an uncle huh?" Chris teased.
"Yep, it appears so" Jeff said catching Dwayne watching him. He knew, Jeff thought. Dwayne knew he could be the father because he'd told him that they'd all been together more than once. Shit, he'd been with her for 3 straight days when Matt was in Europe. Even Matt didn't know about that. He could be the father of her child. They'd discussed having kids when they were together. Jeff decided to go off to work out by himself, he needed to think. Soon as that baby was born he needed to get a DNA test done secretly. He had to know. He just wanted to be a part of the kid's life if it was his. Sixth months was a long time to wait but he had to be patient and bide his time.
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"Hey what are you up to?" Dwayne asked sauntering into Tammy's office.
"Oh, trying to relax. You?" she asked as he sat across from her.
"Dwayne, I'm really concerned about this fight with Rhyno tonight" she told him.
"Hey, Shane knows Rhyno and I can't stand each other. We need this match to get all the animosity out of the way," Dwayne said standing up and throwing his WCW Championship belt over his right shoulder.
"Dwayne, just don't get gored" she begged.
"Hey, stop worrying about me and focus on keeping that baby healthy" he said patting her on her belly.
"Stop! Everyone is doing that!" she said pushing him away.
"Hey, I'll hang around your ass so much that that baby will come out looking like me" he laughed. "Matt will be trying to kick the Rock's ass" Dwayne laughed.
"Don't say that!" she said putting her head in her hand.
"Hey? This baby was conceived during one of the threesomes you had with Matt and Jeff wasn't it?" he asked holding her face up so that he could see her eyes.
"Yes" she answered abruptly.
"Damn it Tammy! This is fucked up," he said.
"I think that Matt will leave me if this is Jeff's baby," she said in between sobs.
"No, they both will be there for you. They're here for you now and so am I" Dwayne said softly.
"I don't want to lose Matt," she said rubbing her eyes.
"You won't. Now stop all of this crying. You're upsetting the baby. You know they can feel your emotions don't you?" he asked caressing the back of her neck.
"You're right, I have to pull myself together," she said wiping the tears from her eyes.
"Hey, is this a bad time?" Torrie Wilson asked standing in the doorway staring at Dwayne on his knee in front of Tammy.
"No, I was just having a hormonal moment" Tammy smiled.
"I'll leave you two to talk" Dwayne said standing and leaving the office.
"How may I help you?" Tammy asked.
"As you know my fiancee Billy Kidman is fighting Tajiri tonight. I was wondering if you planned on splitting up Tajiri and I so that I could be Billy's manager?" she asked.
"I don't know Torrie. We'll have to see how the fans react. I think we could touch on you two being attracted to one another and see how it goes" Tammy offered.
"Okay, that's all I wanted. I'd really like to be more involved with the matches too" she added.
"Ooh, like interfering? I can do that for you real soon" Tammy told her smiling.
"Oh great! I can't wait" Torrie said heading out of the office leaving the door opened.
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"Oh my God! Did you see Jeff hit Steph with the Twist of Fate earlier?" Amy laughed sitting on the arm of the couch in Tammy's office.
"Oh yea, I saw it. Should I be sad that she was really hurt?" Tammy smiled at Amy.
"No way! He should have drawn blood!" Amy said through gritted teeth.
"Wow! If the fans heard the lovely Lita speaking like this!" Tammy grinned walking over to sit next to Amy.
"Hey, this is Amy talking. I can't stand that bitch!" she laughed pushing her red hair back.
"Hey Angelface" Matt said walking to the door.
"You going to wait backstage while Jeff and HHH fight?" Tammy asked.
"Yea, I want to be close for my cue to nail Hunter" he said looking tired.
"Well, I'll go with you" Tammy said walking to the door and hugging him. "Amy you want to come?" she asked.
"No, I'm going to chill in your office because I'm supposed to be home recuperating remember?" she laughed.
"So am I" Matt said.
"No, you guys go ahead. I'm cool," she said lying down on the couch.
"Okay. See you later" Matt said closing the door and pulling Tammy towards the backstage area with him.
"You okay with Jeff becoming IC champ tonight?" Tammy asked.
"I have no choice. I get to attack Austin on Raw next week but I don't get a WWF title shot" he said disappointed.
"Baby, I wish I could do something" Tammy said squeezing his hand.
"I know you do. Shane claims that it was Heyman's idea to let Jeff have a victory over HHH" Matt said stopping at the monitor as Jeff hit a Whisper in the Wind on HHH.
"Do you ever wonder if you weren't with me that you'd be getting the push instead of Jeff?" Tammy asked after wondering if he thought being with her was ruining his wrestling career.
"No! I never thought that baby," he said caressing her face. "Don't think I feel like that especially without asking me first. We're a family and that's all that matters" he said as a stagehand whispered 2 minutes to Matt and handed him a chair to hit HHH with to help Jeff win the IC title.
"I just needed to know" she whispered and pulled him into a hug.
"What if I said that I did feel that way? What were you going to do? Break up with me?" he grinned.
"Maybe" she teased.
"I'll never let you go Angel," he said as the stagehand shouted 1 minute.
"I love you Matty," she said tugging on his shirt.
"I love you too Angelface" he said holding her hands.
I'll never leave you," she said kissing him deeply.
"Better not or I'll have to kill you" he said staring into her eyes as the stagehand yelled 20 seconds.
"Oh really?" she laughed looking into his brown eyes.
"Yes really" he said nodding his head as he leaned down and kissed her. He turned and grabbed the chair and headed up the stairs leading to the stage leaving Tammy stunned.
"Was he kidding? He had to be!" she said laughing to herself. "Wasn't he?"
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"Say son! That's the last time you get to beat the hell out of Stone Cold Steve Austin and get away with it" Steve said pointing at Matt.
"Well, it was fun while it lasted" Matt laughed hugging Tammy.
"You guys were really good tonight," Tammy said.
"Aren't I always? I can't give credit to your mealy mouthed boyfriend there" Steve said nodding at Matt.
"That's cold Steve!" Matt laughed.
"That's why I'm Stone Cold! What? I'm just bullshitting you! What? I say, I'm just bullshitting you!" Austin laughed walking over to Debra.
He's funny as hell" Matt laughed.
"You ready to shoot the scene with Jeff?" Amy said approaching them.
"Yea, I'll be back in about 15 minutes sweetie," Matt said walking to the locker room with Amy.
"Hey! Tammy! How are you doing?" Shane McMahon asked as he pulled Tammy in for a hug.
"I'm fine. What are you up to?" she asked.
"Hold up, a minute Tammy. Steve! Remember what I told you?" he said pointing at Steve who looked to be pissed.
"Yea! I remember! I don't like it but I remember!" Steve said grabbing Debra and heading down the hall.
"I was looking for you. I want you to come to Stamford on Wednesday for a meeting with my father and I. All of the writers will be there. We want to have a follow up meeting in two weeks as well. We're trying to come up with something that will boost the ratings up to Wrestlemania standards," Shane said excitedly. "Why don't you come to my office and we can discuss it more" Shane said pulling her towards his office.
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"Where have you been!" Matt asked flinching while looking at the monitor.
"Shane was talking me to death in his office" Tammy said walking up to the monitor just as HHH dropped Jeff across his knee face first. "Oh my God! That definitely had to hurt!" Tammy screamed covering her mouth.
"He's trying to catch his breath but Hunter keeps knocking the air out of him," Matt said in a pissed off tone. "Come on Jeff! Think!" he shouted at the monitor. "You need to move. Austin will attack me in a few minutes with a chair" he said remembering the time.
"Okay, I'll see you in a few" she said kissing him goodbye.
A few minutes later on the way to her office Tammy ran into Molly Holly. "Hey Molly" Tammy smiled as Shane came out of his office.
"Hey Tammy. I'm checking out Matt and Jeff getting annihilated with chairshots in the ring.
"What?" Tammy shouted staring at the monitor as Matt took a chair shot to the head and HHH started beating Jeff with the chair and came back to hit Matt in the head with the chair again. "No!" Tammy shouted running towards the backstage area as Shane grabbed her around the waist. "Let me go! You knew this was going to happen!" she shouted trying to get away from Shane.
"You can't go out there! You could be hurt and you're pregnant!" Shane shouted in her ear trying to calm her down as she screamed looking up at a monitor hanging from the ceiling.
"That's why you tried to keep me in your office! Why Shane? Why would you let them be attacked like that?" she cried as Austin choked Jeff with a belt on the monitor. "No! Amy cannot be beaten again!" Tammy shouted at Shane as HHH begged her to get in the ring to help Matt and Jeff.
"Relax! Taker and Kane will help her!" he said grabbing her by the shoulders. Calm down!" Shane shouted as Kane and Undertaker went out to ring as Austin and HHH ran like scalded dogs.
"Shane that's just plain dirty!" Tammy said pulling away from him walking towards the backstage area.
"Wait up!" Molly Holly yelled as she walked up alongside Tammy. "That bastard will get his one day!" Molly muttered looking back at a satisfied Shane.
"If I ever have a way to stick it to him one day, I won't hesitate!" Tammy said standing at the bottom of the stairs as Michael Hayes helped Matt down the stairs while Jeff was slumped over Sgt. Slaughter's shoulder.
"You ladies move back. They need medical attention," Michael said rushing a half-conscious Matt down the hall.
"Jeff! Are you conscious?" Tammy asked as Slaughter walked past them with him limp over his shoulder.
"I'm vaguely aware of my surroundings" he grinned looking up at Tammy as Amy came down the stairs.
"Jeff, is Matt okay?" Amy asked grabbing Tammy's hand nervously. "I didn't know what to do" Amy said in a disappointed tone. "I wasn't told any of this storyline where Matt gets constant chairshots. I was told it would be just 3 right before we went out" she whined.
"It's okay Amy. Shane is up to no good. Again!" Tammy said through gritted teeth.
"Jeff I hope your okay!" Molly said with concern.
"I will be. I'm concerned about Matt though," Jeff said as Slaughter put him down.
"I'm going to go check on him," Tammy said.
"No! You need to calm down!" Jeff said throwing his hands up to stop her.
"We'll both stay here until you find out his condition" Molly said standing next to Tammy and Amy as Paul and Steve came down the stairs followed by Taker and Kane.
"Is Matt okay?" Paul asked.
"We don't know yet," Jeff said heading off to check on Matt.
"Tammy, I'm sorry you weren't warned. I didn't want to upset you. I refused to attack Lita again," Steve said sadly.
"I understand. I just wish I was warned" Tammy said walking off.
"Tammy wait! I'm sorry. You know I'd never purposely hurt Matt. I got caught up in the moment and swung a little too hard on that second shot Shane told me to give him" Paul said as Amy walked up and slapped him hard as she could.
"You're an animal! The best thing that ever happened to Joanie was losing you to Stephanie's skanky ass!" Amy shouted as she headed towards the women's locker room.
"Tammy! He's conscious!" Jeff hollered from the door waving for her to come in.
"Matt?" she whispered as she saw a doctor shining a light in his eyes.
"I'm okay baby," Matt said while another doctor was stitching his forehead up.
"You had me scared. You didn't warn me about the chair shots in the ring" she said staring at the huge gash at the top of his head as the doctor separated his hair to clean the wound.
"Ouch!" he said ducking his head as the doctor dabbed the wound with antiseptic before stitching it up. "Shane's ass told me three chairshots. Only one to the head" he said angrily.
"You have a slight concussion Matt, that means you need to take it easy the next few days. No working out because it could cause dizziness" the doctor warned him.
"Yes sir. I guess that means my baby will have to wait on me hand and foot" he smiled poking Tammy as the doctor stitched him up.
"Shit, his ass is okay. I'll see you two after I shower" Jeff laughed leaving out.
"I'll definitely take care of you sweetie" Tammy grinned.
"You always do" he grinned.
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WWF Backlash: 04-21-01
Kansas City
"Hey beautiful" Jeff said smiling from the doorway with one hand behind his back.
"Hey you" Tammy smiled motioning for him to come in and have a seat.
"You taking care of yourself?" he asked.
"Yes, I'm taking care of myself" she said leaning back in the chair.
"You ate dinner yet?" he asked looking at the clock.
"No, not yet" she answered preparing herself for his tirade.
"I figured you hadn't," he said sitting a Chick-Fil-A bag in front of her.
"What is this?" she asked opening the bag. "Mmm, a chicken salad with honey mustard and lemonade" she grinned. "You know me so well" she laughed pulling the container out of the bag.
"Yes I do. You haven't eaten since noon. You have to keep the baby fed" he grinned pulling a piece of lettuce from her salad. She popped him on the hand. "Ouch, you hit me!" he said in shock.
"Never touch a pregnant woman's food. We don't like sharing" she said stuffing a piece of chicken in her mouth.
"My God! Is this what we have to look forward to for the next few months?" he asked laughing.
"Honestly, my emotions are all over the place. I don't know what I'll feel from one moment to the next" she told him continuing to eat.
"Okay, well I guess I'll have to walk on eggshells huh?" he laughed.
"No, you're my buddy. You'll be safe" she giggled.
"Hey, I want you to know that I know that this baby could be mine" he said out of the blue causing her to spit her lemonade onto the desk.
"Huh? What are you talking about?" she asked.
"Look, we both know so stop pretending besides the threesome, that those three days we had together never happened" he said leaning on her desk staring her in the eye.
"Okay, yes it's a possibility. I can't think about that now" she said leaning back rubbing her small round belly.
"I think this is my baby and I will lay claim to it if it's mine," he said seriously.
"Jeff, don't do this please" she said touching his hand.
"Tammy, we talked about having a family together all the time. This may be the chance we need to find our way back to one another. I still have feelings for you sweetie," he said grabbing her hand.
"I will always love you Jeff. I just don't think I'm in love with you" she admitted.
"What is it about Matt that attracts you to him when you never even noticed him before?" he asked genuinely.
"I don't know it's like I got to know him from the talks we had during his problems with Amy. I always felt that he was a good guy. I never saw him as a good guy for me until after he admitted his true feelings for me. I fought with everything I had to not love him but it happened so quickly," she said looking him straight in the eye.
"I see. I need to go get warmed up for my match" he said standing up.
"Jeff wait! Take care of yourself out there. No stunts too crazy okay? I worry about you" she told him as she stood and walked over to hug him tightly.
"You know I never think about my moves before a match, that's what Matt does. I get out there and just do it with no care in the world" he said pulling away from her.
"That's what frightens me so much," she said pulling him back to her by his shirt.
"Tammy, I no longer have anything to live for so why not take risks? Will you come back to me if I promised to be more careful?" he asked looking deep into her eyes waiting for an answer. Before she could answer he pulled away from her. "Well, I hope he makes you happy. I'll be honest with you, I still feel like we have a hell of a lot more in common than you'll ever have with Matt" he said walking out leaving her feeling sad at the way things ended between them.
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"You okay?" Rob asked standing over her smiling.
"Oh hi Rob, I didn't see you standing there" she smiled trying to sit up on the couch.
"No, you don't have to get up. I just came by to hang out with you for a few minutes" Rob said sitting next to her.
"I saw Eddie Guerrero earlier. He seemed to have been drinking so you be careful out there in the ring with him," she warned.
"Yea, I heard he's drinking a bit much" Rob said. "I'll protect myself. I'm R-V-D," he said pointing his thumbs over his shoulders causing her to laugh. "So, you're staying out of trouble?" he asked touching her belly.
"Yea, I'm staying away from the action for now. All I do is sleep lately" she said sounding upset.
"That happens. You can't rip and run around like you used to. You're sleeping for two now," he said pushing on her belly as Matt walked into the office.
"What's up Rob?" Matt said in an uncaring tone as he pushed Tammy over and sat down on the couch and pulled her head into his lap.
"Well, I'll talk to you later. Take care of yourself sweetie" Rob said closing the door behind him.
"You were rude Matt" Tammy said quickly.
"I didn't do anything. I can't come hang out with my girlfriend?" he asked angrily.
"Yes you can," she said covering his mouth with her hand.
"Can I have a kiss then?" he asked leaning down to kiss her.
"I love you," she said looking up at him.
"I love you too," he said getting up and sliding behind her on the couch.
"Are you going to take a nap with me?" she asked snuggling against him.
"No, I want to see the rest of the matches" he answered while looking up at the TV on the wall. "Just go to sleep Angelface," he whispered as her eyes closed and sleep took over her body.
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"Oh my God! Get the fuck out of the way!" Shannon Moore yelled as he stood up on the couch turning the game controller in his hand.
"Watch out Shan! That's bullshit!" yelled Shane Helms as the car on the screen crashed into a lamppost.
"What are you guys doing?" Tammy asked smiling from the doorway.
"Oh hey babe, we were just playing some video games" Matt said grinning sitting on the floor punching on the game controller in his hand.
"You cooking tonight or am I?" she asked throwing him a hint.
"Well, we were going to go get some take out" Matt said.
"Works for me" she said heading to the kitchen and opening the refrigerator.
"What are you doing?" he asked as he saw her dipping a pickle into the jar of peanut butter. "Baby, what are you doing?" he asked twisting his mouth into a frown as he tried to pull the peanut butter jar out of her hand.
"Eating" she said calmly.
"That?" he said pointing to the pickle in the peanut butter jar.
"Yes, I have a taste for this" she said grabbing the gallon of Hawaiian Punch out of the refrigerator and turning it up as she gulped half of the juice from the container.
"Whoa! Baby slow down before you drown the baby or make yourself sick" he laughed pulling the juice out of her hand.
"Matthew I'm thirsty" she complained.
"Tell you what, I'll go get dinner right now okay?" he said kissing her on the forehead. "What do you want?" he asked getting his keys off the key rack.
"Whatever you want," she said smiling.
"Umm, no. I'm getting sushi. You need a meal with lots of vegetables," he said scolding her.
"You forced me to eat carrots with my lunch. I hate carrots! Consider this pickle as a vegetable for tonight" she pouted as she picked up the pickle and bit into it.
"Okay okay, what do you want?" he asked again.
"Pizza" she said innocently.
"No. No pizza tonight" he said sternly.
"Please Matty. I always eat healthy meals. Let me splurge sometimes" she said pulling him close to her so that she could hug him.
"Okay, long as it has some type of vegetables on it" he said wagging his finger at her.
"Okay" she said picking up the phone and dialed for takeout. "A large pizza with Pepperoni, Sausage, Beef, Onions, Bell Peppers, and Mushrooms. Oh yes, a two liter of Coke. Hold on a minute" she said into the receiver. "Matt do you guys want anything?" she asked causing his mouth to fall open.
"Baby, give me the phone. That will be all for that order" he said as he got the amount. "Girl, you cannot eat all of that pizza by yourself" he laughed hanging up the phone.
"I might. I'm eating for two" she challenged as she pulled him close and palmed his ass. "I want to fuck you right now," she said in a low whisper staring into his eyes.
"You coming back to play the game?" Shannon asked standing in the kitchen doorway staring at them.
"Umm, not right now. Here's $20 for the pizza when it arrives and you guys can go get the food for us after the pizza gets here" he said handing Shannon $50.
"Oh okay" Shannon smiled as he realized what was going on when he saw Tammy's hands on Matt's ass.
"I'll be back in a few minutes," Matt said pulling Tammy down the hallway to their bedroom.
"Come here" she growled as she kissed him hard and then pushed him down on the bed and pulled his cock out and started sucking on it with a vengeance.
"Oh my damn!" Matt moaned as she went all the way down on his cock.
"You like that baby?" she asked as she started licking and sucking on his balls.
"Oh yea. Just like that" he said in between breaths.
"I want you inside me right now" she said standing and removing her summer dress, bra and panties.
"Baby, what's wrong with you? Why are you so horny all of a sudden?" he asked laughing.
"I don't know but I feel like I can fuck you all night" she said as she straddled him and pushed his cock into her wet pussy.
"Damnnn! Baby you feel so good. Yea, slide that pussy up and down my cock" he said as he played with her clit.
"Oh Matt, yes. Play with my clit baby" she moaned as she started to slam her pussy down on his cock real hard.
"Fuck! Oh shit. You're going to make me cum too soon baby," he said as he watched her cum run down his cock as it slid in and out of her pussy.
"Oh my." was all she was able to get out before her eyes rolled into the back of her head and she started to convulse and contract around his cock causing his toes to curl up as he came. He gripped the sheet with his left hand while holding her around the waist with his right one.
"Fuuucckkk!" was the only word that he could fathom in his mind at the moment as he came while she continued to convulse every time he touched her with his hands.
"Don't touch me!" she shouted as she continued to gasp for air and convulse. Her pussy lips tightened around his cock giving off a constant vibration that made his cock hard again.
"Baby" he said grabbing her breasts and squeezing them together as he licked back and forth over each nipple. "What the fuck?" he said as her pussy started to feel even wetter as he grabbed her around the waist causing little moans to escape from her lips as they stared into each others eyes. He sat up and grabbed her around the waist and started to pound into her like a jackhammer. "Yea, you like that don't you?" he said hooking his arms under hers and holding her around her shoulders. He used her shoulders to force her down harder onto him as she came again. He could feel her cum squirting onto his cock. He looked down and the sight of her white cum all over his cock drove him crazy.
"Too much!" she gasped as she put her left hand on his chest and grabbed him around the neck with her right one trying to push him away as she continued to convulse and grind against him causing his cock to empty its load again into her slick cunt.
"Goddamn what the fuck was that?" he asked as she collapsed against him and laid her head on his shoulder.
"I'm so weak. Matt just let me rest here a minute" she groaned kissing him on his neck.
"Baby, you came like a man. I could feel you're cum squirting onto my dick. You were having multiple orgasms too," he said nuzzling against her shoulder.
"I know. Wasn't it great?" she groaned as she realized his hair was no longer pulled back in a ponytail but lay around his face damp with sweat.
"You fucked my hair out of its ponytail" he laughed pushing his damp hair back off his face.
"Diz-amn! If you guys can come up for air, the pizza is here!" Shane shouted through the door.
"You guys could hear us in there?" Matt asked loudly.
"Hell yea! Even with the TV volume turned up" he laughed. "We're heading out to pick up some food. We'll be back in a little while. Think you two will be finished?" Shane asked as they heard Shannon whisper something causing Shane to laugh. "We'll be back in about 30 minutes, oh and Jeff called and said he's on his way home so we're going to pick him something up also" Shane said.
"Okay! I'll be out by the time you guys get back," Matt said through laughter.
"Alright man!" Shannon said through the door.
"Well, I think I can move now" Tammy said trying to climb off of Matt. "I'll rent a movie on pay per view while you guys hang out" she told Matt.
"Wait, we have about 30 minutes. Let's try again for that earth shattering multiple orgasm you just put on me," he said pulling her in for a kiss.
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"Man, the sex is totally off the chain lately" Matt said pulling his shirt over his head.
"Hey, you only start worrying when the sex stops" Adam laughed grabbing his jacket off the hanger.
"So, you say she was cumming like a guy?" Jay asked still trying to imagine how it felt.
"Yea, it was like it was constantly happening, the squirting I mean" Matt said.
"See, what you've just experienced is pregnancy hormones at its highest peak" Dwayne said crossing his leg.
"Shit I can deal with that for the next few months. Hell, I wish they could sell women those hormones like viagra" Matt laughed.
"Oh they do" Jeff added as he continued to color his hair in the mirror.
"How do you know?" Adam asked.
"Man, I look at TV. They show the commercials during Jerry Springer" Jeff said turning back to the mirror.
"Lord, listen at his ass. Matt my friend, I think what you've experienced is pregnant pussy" Dwayne laughed as he took a sip of his soda and sat it back on the table next to him.
"Pregnant pussy?" Matt said with a funny look on his face.
"Oh yea, it's tighter, wetter, hotter than normal pussy. It does things to a man," Dwayne said with a huge grin on his face.
"Oh man, you're crazy!" Jay laughed.
"No, I'm serious. I've experienced it" Dwayne said shaking his head. "Had me whining like a little bitch, not to mention it had my toes all curled up like I had arthritis and shit. Thought my toes were going to be stuck like that forever" he laughed.
"Damn! I want to experience that," Jay said smiling.
"Shit, I did! That's what happened to me. I was grasping the sheets and everything," Matt admitted as he sat down smiling. "I can get used to that" he blushed.
"Who wouldn't?" Jeff said trimming his beard in the mirror.
"You guys make me want to find a pregnant woman just to experience this shit. That's it! I have to get new friends," Jay said folding his arms across his chest and shaking his head in shame.
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"What? It was like that?" Dena said as she jumped out of the chair and sat in the one closest to Tammy.
"Yes, it was amazing! I couldn't stop twitching" Tammy laughed.
"Did he look scared?" Kathy asked as she applied base on Tammy's face.
"No, he was too into it. He was too busy yelling, "Ohh shit, goddamn!" Tammy giggled.
"So, he screamed like a little bitch?" Marie laughed causing Dena to pop her on her arm as she pushed her into a chair to curl her hair.
"I'm in your head with a curling iron. Stop moving so much" Dena fussed.
"He was so hot we did it again after Shannon and Shane left to get something to eat" Tammy laughed. "The hits just kept on coming later that night," she said grinning deviously.
"Yea, she's in love" Kathy laughed as she applied eye shadow to her eyes.
"More like whipped," Marie said sarcastically.
"Hey, I love my baby" Tammy blushed.
"Umm hmm. You still loving his brother too?" Marie asked cutting her eye at Dena who was threatening to burn her with the curling iron.
"No, Jeff has been flying home off and on with Nora for the weekend" Tammy said.
"Molly Holly, Nora?" Kathy asked.
"Yes, and he seems to be a lot happier so I'm happy for him" Tammy said cheerfully.
"Well they are a cute couple. I hope it works out for them," Kathy said.
"Oh please! It won't last. He's a man! He'll fuck it up sooner or later," Marie said in an angry tone.
"Marie, just so you know. I'm going out to dinner with Booker tonight" Dena said.
"I don't care. You can have my leftovers" Marie laughed.
"Why do you have to be such a bitch all the time?" Dena asked turning the chair motioning for Marie to get out of the chair as Trish Stratus walked in and sat in the chair.
"What are you girls talking about?" Trish smiled.
"Men and how all of them are dogs" Marie said quickly.
"We don't all agree with her" Tammy told Trish.
"I think there are some decent guys out there. You just have to find them," Trish said leaning back in the chair as Dena applied oil to her hair.
"Hmm, I say we just put a collar on all men and guide them around on leashes" Marie said seriously.
"You must have had your heart broken in the past" Trish said.
"No, I'll just never fall in love" Marie said adamantly.
"I feel sorry for you when you do fall in love" Kathy laughed as she mixed powders to match Trish's skin tone.
"Humph! It will never happen" Marie said grabbing her purse and briefcase and pushed the door open and walked out.
"She's definitely had her heart broken before" Trish said quietly.
"Yea, but she'll never admit it" Tammy said.
"I wonder who it was," Kathy said.
"Hmm, I'm sure we could narrow it down" Dena said as she started to think back through to all of the various relationships Marie had in the past. "Okay, then again this may take awhile. I'm talking months" she laughed as the other three women sat there with their mouths hanging open.
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Friday
"Jeff?" Tammy called out as she walked up the steps to Jeff's new house.
"Yeah?" he shouted from the side of the house.
"What are you doing?" she asked walking around to the side of the house only to be attacked by a little tan dog yapping at her heels.
"Down Liger!" Jeff said as he grabbed the dog up into his arms.
"You have a dog? I thought you weren't moving in yet?" she asked.
"I'm not. I still need a pet" he laughed as he tickled Liger's belly.
"Is he named after Jushin Thunder Liger?" she smiled as the dog allowed her to scratch behind his ears.
"Yea, you know me well," he said handing her the dog.
"Whoa! Where are you going?" she said in a panicky voice.
"I'm trying to get my track together here in the front. You know I'll need to have new volcanoes built too". "Have a seat on one of the chairs" he said motioning towards the steps. You're in no condition to be walking around here. There's too many holes in the yard right now," he said guiding her to sit in one of the chairs.
"Jeff? Your dog?" she said lifting up the squirming Liger.
"He likes you. You should practice with him" he grinned.
"Practice what?" she asked puzzled.
"How to hold the baby. You can get an idea of what to expect" Jeff told her as he scooped Liger in his arms and cradled him like a baby.
"Jeff, my baby isn't a dog. I've taken care of many babies in my life. You're the one who needs to practice" she told him as she stood up to leave.
"Where are you going? You just got here," he said grabbing her by the hand.
"Well, you seem to be a little busy" she told him.
"Never too busy for you. Come on, we can sit on the couch but I haven't gotten a coffee table or anything yet" he said pulling her into the house. "Let me wash my hands right quick" he said walking into the half bath next to the door. A few seconds later he came out with wet hands and wiped them on his shorts.
"Wow! This is really nice Jeff," she said walking down the long spacious hallway.
"Yea, I'll keep one room empty until I figure out what I want to do with it. Another room will be just for me to write and do my painting in and the other 2 will be guest rooms," he said pulling her around the corner to another room. "This will be my bedroom," he said waving his hand towards the huge room. "I haven't gotten a bed yet. I just made a pallet on the floor for now" he said pointing to the huge pillows and covers on the floor.
"Nice, really nice. I'd love to help you fix it up if you'd let me," she said walking into the huge bathroom. "I love these huge tubs!" she said running her hand along the marble design. She turned the faucet on and washed her hands with the bar of soap as Jeff grinned at her.
"You're welcome to come use it anytime," he said looking at her seriously.
"Jeff, stop it" she said trying to hide her discomfort.
"What? You'll be visiting my house every time you bring my baby over to see me" he said placing his hand on her stomach.
"This may not be your baby Jeff. Don't get your hopes up okay?" she said pushing his hand off of her stomach.
"You're really big to be 4 months. What are you eating?" he teased.
"Ha ha very funny! I'm eating everything in sight. I can't control the urges and it's driving me crazy!" she said thinking of the hell she was putting Matt through.
"I heard about the sexual urges. I wouldn't mind helping out in that department" Jeff smiled pulling her in for a kiss.
"Jeff no!" she whined walking into the hallway.
"Why not? We were always good together. We could be again for a little while," he said leaning over and kissing her behind her ear.
"It won't work Jeff" she laughed as he grabbed her and placed butterfly kisses down her neck causing her to gasp and try to push him away.
"Won't work huh?" he murmured against the base of her throat.
"Jeff, don't!" she said pushing his head.
"Why won't you let me please you? Why not have your cake and eat it too" he said in a low voice.
"I'm pregnant Jeff! I don't feel too sexy right now okay?" she said.
"Come here" he said pulling her into his bedroom. "Sit down" he told her as he got down on his knees and sat down on the cover. "You are so beautiful to me Tammy," he said pulling her down next to him.
"Jeff, how is it that you always know the right things to say?" she asked smiling.
"I don't know" he smiled taking off his red, black and white plaid shirt.
"What are you doing?" she asked eyeing the white tank top he was starting to pull over his head.
"It's hot outside. I'm just trying to cool off" he said fluffing a pillow and leaning back against it.
"Oh I see. So, when are you moving in officially?" she asked.
"By the New Year" he answered placing a pillow next to his and pulling her back onto it so that she was lying next to him.
"Wow, so you're really moving out on us?" she smiled up at him as she kicked off her sandals.
"Yes, it's about time" he said looking down at her with a faraway look in his green eyes.
"What are you thinking about?" she asked causing him to smile.
"Oh nothing" he said placing his hand on her stomach and pulling her shirt up so that he could rub her bare stomach.
"What are you thinking about?" she asked again placing her hand over his hand on her stomach.
"There's a little person in there waiting to come out. Growing and getting stronger to come into the world. This could be my son or daughter. What will I do if it's a little girl? I don't know anything about combing hair or matching clothes with ribbons and stockings" he said nervously.
"Jeff, stop worrying. This may not even be your child. Don't worry about it right now," she said trying to reassure him.
"You don't understand. This is my baby. I feel it in my soul. I know this is my child" he argued.
"Okay, let's say this is your child. What do you want? Visitation rights? That would be no problem," she said hesitantly.
"Tammy, would it be so bad if this was my child?"
"No, it wouldn't be a bad thing" she sighed.
"Good, you were scaring me there for a minute" he smiled and leaned down to kiss her. "Kiss me back" he demanded as her cupped her left breast in his hand and pinched her nipple gently.
"Jeff we can't do this" she said trying to sit up.
"I won't tell if you won't. I need you baby. We need each other," he said as he plunged his tongue into her mouth and started unbuttoning her shirt. He deepened the kiss as he quickly removed her shirt, skirt, bra and panties. She started to pull his shorts down over his hips. She stopped and looked into his eyes.
"No, this isn't going to happen" she whispered against his mouth before he trailed soft kisses down her neck while pulling his shorts off.
"Oh my God Jeff!" she screamed as he continued running his tongue along her neck and into her ear causing her to jerk from the tingles running up and down her spine.
"Fuck, I want you so bad" he said as he climbed on top of her and felt how wet she was. "You're so fucking wet," he said staring into her brown eyes.
"Jeff what are we doing?" she asked breathing heavy.
"What we both know we want," he said as he slid into her.
"Ohhh my fuckin. oh yea" she cried out as he drilled into her. "Right there, right there, that's the spot. Yes! Oh Jeff it feels too good," she shouted. She bit down on his neck as she began to shudder and raise her hips up to push him deeper into her. A few minutes later he stopped pumping into her as he watched in amazement as she slammed her pussy against his cock like a woman possessed.
"Ahhh shit. Pussy feels so goooood" he groaned as he turned her on her left side and put her right leg against his chest while he straddled her left leg. "I'm going to bury this cock so deep in your pussy that you'll think I'm still in you two days from now" he said as he slammed his cock into her dripping cunt. He pounded into her so hard that the only sound to be heard was that of his balls slapping against her soaked pussy.
"Jeff, I can't take it anymore," she said trying to push him off of her. He grabbed her right arm so she couldn't push him away and continued to pound into her as hard as he could. "Oh my God, cumming cumming!" she shouted as her eyes rolled into the back of her head and she started reaching for him and gasping for air. "Oh yea fuck me harder! I never want you to stop fucking me!" she moaned staring into his eyes as her pussy continued to convulse and suck him deeper into her warmth until he released his load into her. She grabbed her right breast and started sucking on her nipple.
"Oh damn baby, that's so fucking sexy" he said bending down and licking her nipple as both of their tongues touched as they licked and pulled on her nipple together. They started kissing as he pulled his cock out of her pussy and eased it into her ass.
"Oh yes! Jeff, fuck my ass!" she demanded as he lay on his side and scooted up behind her to plunge his cock deeper into her ass.
"Oh baby, I can feel your pussy contracting while I'm in your ass," he said through half closed eyes as he slid two fingers into her pussy causing her to whimper as she bounced up and down on his cock and fingers.
"Fuck! I feel like I'm on the verge of a psychological breakdown" she groaned as he grabbed her right nipple in his mouth and started sucking on it hard.
"You're driving me crazy" he whispered against her ear as she started sucking on his left index finger with abandon driving him over the edge. She started gasping for air and quivering as her pussy pulsated and tightened around his fingers as cum began squirting onto his fingers. She cried out as her body continued to shudder for what seemed like minutes.
"Baby, you okay?" he asked placing his hand on her stomach causing her to jerk even harder. She threw her right hand up against his chest trying to push him away from her. "Sweetie? What's wrong?" he asked gently.
"Don't touch me right now," she said as she lay there jerking for another minute. Finally she seemed to relax and turned to look at him. "I'm okay now," she said with a smile on her face. "I'm so embarrassed!" she said covering her face.
"Oh baby don't be. I liked you being all dominant and shit. It turned me on," he said pulling her into his arms.
"I need to go," she said trying to sit up.
"Hold on, can't we cuddle for a little while? I know you need a nap after releasing all that tension" he teased as he started kissing her on the neck.
"I need to head on home," she said kissing him.
"Matt is out of town with Shane and Shannon. He won't be home until tomorrow" Jeff reminded her.
"I know, but he may call" she said starting to feel guilty.
"What does he do when you don't answer the home phone?" he asked sarcastically.
"Blow up my cell phone" she laughed.
"Exactly! Let me cook some dinner and feed Liger, then we can just chill out and talk" he said standing up and grabbing his shirt.
"Aren't you going to wear some shorts or something?" she asked staring at his penis as she buttoned up her shirt.
"No, why should I? We're just going to end up getting undressed again so I'm actually trying to be respectful by wearing a shirt. You know sometimes I cook in the nude" he said grabbing her hands and pulling her up and into his arms for a deep sensual kiss just as the doorbell rang.
"Who could that be?" Tammy asked anxiously.
"I don't know. No one has ever just showed up here" he answered grabbing his shorts and pulling them on. "Stay here" he told her as he went to answer the door.
"Dad?" Jeff said as he opened the door to see the Hardy patriarch standing on his doorstep.
"Hey son" Gilbert said slapping him on the shoulder and stepping into the house.
"Dad, what are you doing here?" Jeff asked uneasily.
"I just came by to see how the house is coming along. Is Tammy here?" he asked out of the blue.
"Why would you think she was here Dad?' he asked nervously.
"Well, I saw her truck out front" Gilbert said staring his youngest son in the eye.
"Oh, I'm using her truck" he answered quickly.
"Then why is your Corvette parked out there too?" Gilbert asked.
"Dad? What is it with all the questions?" Jeff asked becoming annoyed.
"Boy, don't you be sassing me! I just wondered if she was here, that's all. You act like your guilty of something" Gilbert charged as he headed down the hall looking into the rooms.
"Dad, wait!" Jeff said jogging down the hall.
"What is it?" Gilbert asked alarmed.
"Nothing, I was just going to show you around in a few weeks when I have more done" Jeff said looking towards his bedroom.
"You got a girl here don't you? Tell her to come on out and meet your old man" Gilbert asked smiling.
"No Dad, I'm here alone. I was about to shower and take Tammy her truck back. She's using Matt's car while he's out of town"
"Yea, he called me earlier. Said he'll be in around 10:30 in the morning" Gilbert informed him.
"Oh, well I guess I'll go spend some time with him tomorrow afternoon" Jeff told his father as he guided him back towards the living room and to the front door.
"Jeff? Your not messing around with Tammy again are you?" Gilbert asked.
"No! Why would you even think that Dad?" Jeff asked in shock.
"I know the way you were when you were with her. It was as if you were floating on air and you were always trying to get rid of me" Gilbert smiled.
"No Dad, I'm just feeling good today. Can't I be excited about my new home?" he asked as Gilbert opened the front door and walked out onto the porch.
"Dad, I'll call you okay? I'll give you the full tour" Jeff promised.
"Okay son. Oh by the way, I suggest you wipe that dark pink lipstick off. It's really not your color. Then again, it matches perfectly with that fresh hickey on your neck" Gilbert laughed as he jammed his hands in his pockets and headed towards his truck.
"Fuck!" Jeff whispered as he closed and locked the door. He headed back to his room. "The coast is clear!" Jeff shouted.
"Your Dad is too damn smart" she laughed.
"He doesn't know it was you" Jeff said.
"You appeared to be floating on air when we were together?" she asked just to hassle him.
"Probably. You always made me feel as if there wasn't a worry in the world. You made me feel so loved. Once a person makes you feel that way it's pretty hard to find someone else to make you feel the exact same way," he said kissing her softly.
"Jeff we can't keep going backwards" she sighed against his chest.
"Honey, I know we can't. Right now I'm just going with the flow. I don't know if we're obsessed with one another or not" he said hugging her tightly.
"What's for dinner?" she asked as her stomach started to growl.
"Instead of cooking, why don't we just go to McDonald's and get a couple of Big Macs" he grinned.
"Sounds good to me" she answered as he pulled her towards the front door.
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Raw
"Damn man you both looked worn out in the ring tonight," Adam said as Matt and Jeff entered the locker room.
"I am" was all Matt could muster up to say.
"Damn! You guys were moving slow tonight," Dwayne said walking in and closing the door and taking a seat on the couch.
"I just want to shower and head to the hotel," Jeff said pulling his boots off.
"Me too. I'd like to actually get some sleep" Matt said with a grin on his face.
"She still wearing you out huh?" Jay laughed slapping him on the back.
"Hell yea, I'm slowly but surely keeping up with her," Matt said pulling his shirt off and tossing it on the floor.
"I told your ass she would get more intense and harder to keep up with" Dwayne laughed.
"Yea, really" Jeff let slip out causing all four men to stare at him.
"What do you mean by that?" Matt asked quickly.
"Hey, calm down" Dwayne said putting his hand on Matt's chest and pushing him back down in his chair.
"I meant yea really considering how tired you've been," Jeff said calmly.
"Oh. Sorry I snapped. Just the idea of you two screwing around behind my back makes me crazy," Matt admitted.
"Chill Matt" Adam said.
"Yea, he didn't mean anything by it" Jay said looking at the smile on Jeff's face.
"No, let him express himself. He was sneaking around with Tammy while she was with me. So, maybe he should be worried" Jeff smiled as he headed to the showers.
"What the fuck does that mean?" Matt asked stepping into the shower area.
"It means with her hormones at an all time high and you not being able to keep her pleased. I'm just saying someone else may do it if you can't hang. Don't be mad at me for warning you" Jeff said purposely screwing with Matt's mind.
"Where'd you get the hickey on your neck Jeff?" Matt asked pointing at his neck.
"Oh, a little fun I had over the weekend. She was a real tigress. Couldn't get enough" Jeff said and turned on the shower and adjusted the temperature to his liking.
"Who was it?" Matt asked.
"Well, it wasn't your precious Angelface that's for sure" Jeff laughed.
"Oh really?" Matt said grinning and feeling more at ease.
"No, I'd call this girl something more like a fallen angel" Jeff laughed along with Matt who had no idea that was his nickname for Tammy.
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WWF Judgment Day - May 20, 2001 Sacramento, CA
"Joanie and I plan on giving a great match tonight at Judgment Day that the fans will never forget" Amy said as she saw Tammy being shown to their table.
"Hey you guys, sorry I'm late," Tammy said sliding into the chair at the Olive Garden.
"No problem we just had a few drinks" Dena said.
"We've only been here about 30 minutes," Amy said looking at her watch.
"Where were you?" Kathy asked sipping on her daiquiri.
"I got held up at the arena" Tammy explained picking up the menu in front of her.
"I just bet you were! I saw Matt and Jeff go into your office a few times today. Like Hurricane says, "What's up with that?" Marie asked in a high shrieked voice like Shane Helms.
"Nothing is up with that!" Tammy said scanning down the menu.
"Are you lady's ready to order yet?" the waiter asked as he refilled the water glasses.
"Yes, I'll have the Chicken Parmigiana" Dena said handing him her menu.
"I think I'm going to have the Spaghetti & Meatballs and add Italian sausage" Amy chimed in handing him her menu.
"Okay umm, I guess I'll go with the Seafood Alfredo " Kathy said to the waiter as he took her menu.
"I'm going to go with the Three Meat Ravioli," Marie said pulling a breadstick out of the basket.
"Okay, are you ready ma'am?" the waiter turned to Tammy.
"Yes, I'll have the Tour of Italy and a Sprite. Oh, and a pizza with pepperoni, onion, bell pepper and sausage" she said as she scooped salad onto her plate.
"Got it," said the waiter.
"There is no possible way your going to eat all of that food!" Amy exclaimed.
"You don't know what she's like lately," Dena said popping an olive into her mouth from the salad.
"Yea, she eats like a horse," Kathy said biting onto a pepper from the salad.
"Hey, I am sitting here!" Tammy shouted.
"Why do you eat so damn much? It can't just be this pregnancy. You're working off the food you eat 3-4 times a day when you're raping poor Matt" Marie said shaking her breadstick at Tammy.
"Hey, he isn't complaining. He initiates it just as much as I do" she told them as she continued to eat her salad and breadsticks.
"Don't mind Marie, sex is good exercise during a pregnancy" Dena said taking a sip of her margarita.
"Yea, but over five times a day sometimes? Even I have my limits" Marie chuckled.
"Marie shut up! Let her and Matt screw however many times a day that they want" Kathy advised Marie.
"Okay, it's 2:30 in the afternoon. How many times have you and Matt did it today?" Marie asked smugly.
Tammy stopped chewing her food and obviously appeared to be counting. "Twice, oh no three including the time we did it earlier this morning before we left the hotel" Tammy answered.
"Damn! Will the poor baby have any energy to wrestle tonight?" Dena laughed.
"No, he'll be constantly tagging Jeff in during the Tag Team Turmoil Match " Amy laughed.
"I don't know now," Marie said digging into her salad. "I did see Jeff go into your office twice today," Marie said holding up two fingers causing the three other women to pause and stare at Tammy.
"What? Jeff was just checking on me," Tammy answered honestly.
"You screwing Jeff again?" Dena asked bluntly.
"No, no way!" Tammy said shaking her head.
"Why are you being so hostile about it? It's not like doing Jeff's a bad thing," Amy said taking a sip of her wine.
"I didn't mean it like that. I just meant that Jeff and I are really close. We have an understanding. He knows he'll always have a place in my heart" Tammy said sliding her plate over as the waiter sat her food in front of her.
"Well, you still haven't really explained why he's hanging around you more lately" Kathy said as she picked up a shrimp with her fork and popped it into her mouth.
"I told you that we're more comfortable with one another," Tammy said cutting up her Chicken Parmigiana and mixing it with her Fettuccine Alfredo.
"So, are you two doing anything sexual whatsoever?" Marie continued to push the issue.
"Why, do you want to fuck him?" Tammy asked angrily. Everyone at the table got quiet.
"Well, maybe. He seems to be a fair lay. I just may try getting me a little bit of some Hardy lovin" Marie taunted from across the table.
"Go for it, I don't give a fuck!" Tammy said as she dug into her lasagna.
"Uh huh! You're jealous!" Kathy said pointing at Tammy.
"Of the mere idea of anybody else sleeping with Jeff" Amy added.
"What? He's dating Nora you guys," Tammy said biting into a slice of her pizza.
"That doesn't stop Jeff from getting what he wants" Dena said pointing with a piece of chicken on her fork.
"I'm telling you guys, nothing is going on with Jeff and I" Tammy continued to deny.
"What about that hickey on his neck? Nora was upset and told me she didn't put it there because he was in Cameron this weekend" Dena admitted.
"How many other women are in Cameron?" Tammy asked quickly.
"Didn't you tell me you were going to drive out to see the new house he bought?" Amy asked causing Tammy to squint her eyes at her as if she wanted to kill her.
"Yes, I did stop by for about ten minutes" Tammy lied hoping they'd back off.
"It only takes one minute to give a hickey and nine to get your freak on," Marie said staring Tammy in the eye.
"I'm not you Marie" Tammy snapped.
"No you're not, because I'm woman enough to admit when I'm fucking someone again" Marie said with an attitude.
"Whatever! I've seen Booker T coming out of your office a plenty of times and I never asked you about that!" Tammy said.
"Tell me she didn't just say that?" Dena said giving her best Booker T impression causing them all to burst out laughing.
"Can I get you ladies anything else?" the waiter asked as he refreshed their drinks and gave them their bills.
"Marie, how much is your bill? I bet it's 5 times, 5 times, 5 times, 5 times, 5 times less than Tammy's" Kathy said holding up five fingers like Booker T.
"That shit is not even funny" Marie said sitting back in her chair with her arms folded across her chest.
"Yes, can I get an order of the Lasagna Classico, the Stuffed Chicken Siena, the Mixed Grill, a salad, two White Chocolate Raspberry Cheesecakes, and one Chocolate Lasagna to go" Tammy told the waiter as all four of her friends stared at her with their mouths hanging open. "It's for Matt and Jeff you guys damn! I'm not that greedy," she said looking into her purse only to notice them all staring at the floor and up on the ceiling. "I'm not that bad you guys!"
"Did you get a slice of that pizza?" Kathy asked Dena.
"Nope!" Dena answered as she put her money on the table with her bill.
"Honestly, I was afraid to ask" Amy laughed.
"Yea, normally I'd have taken a slice but I was scared of pulling back a nub" Marie said popping a mint in her mouth.
"I got a White Chocolate Raspberry Cheesecakes and the Stuffed Chicken Siena for myself for dinner later on. You guys know how Matt is about me eating on time" Tammy explained.
"So, you buying Jeff lunch too huh?" Kathy teased.
"Yes, do any of you have a problem with that?" Tammy asked looking at each one of them angrily. "I thought not," she said throwing $120 onto the table.
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"Hey it smell's good in here" Paul said sticking his head through the door.
"We're eating Olive Garden" Jeff said stuffing a large piece of lasagna into his mouth.
"Did you get me anything?" Paul smiled.
"No, sorry. Greedy over there is eating some of my Stuffed Chicken Siena," Tammy said pointing at Matt who was sitting on the floor with his and her food in front of him.
"Hey man, Adam, Jericho, Benoit and Jay were looking for you two awhile ago," Paul said sitting on the couch next to Jeff.
"We'll catch up with them in a few minutes. You ready for that chain match with Kane?" Matt asked.
"Hell yea, I'm always ready to kick some ass. Tammy, do you think Joanie will talk to me if I go by the women's locker room?" Paul asked.
"Paul, I really don't know. She hasn't mentioned you in weeks to me," Tammy said.
"Yea well we were still living together. We were working things out until she found out Steph and I stayed in the same hotel room," he said with his head down.
"Aww man! Did anything actually happen?" Jeff asked throwing his food container in the trash.
"Unfortunately yes, and now Steph is pissed because I told her Joanie and I weren't together anymore. Now she knows we were still living together," Paul admitted.
"Damn, that's fucked up. You need to decide what you're going to do" Matt told him as he stood up.
"I know. I have history with Joanie so it's hard to let her go completely but then there's Steph. She's new and exciting to be with. I'm totally confused," he said sadly.
"Hey man, follow your heart" Jeff said digging into his dessert.
"What do you think Tammy?" Paul asked.
"Paul, you have to look at the whole picture. You and Joanie have history together as Joanie and Paul, not Chyna and HHH. Does Stephanie view you as Paul or Hunter? I'm definitely biased because of how Stephanie did me and I know how Joanie feels now" Tammy told him.
"She won't talk to you. The only thing she should have to say to you is here's the keys to your house" Marie said walking into the room.
"She already gave me the keys," Paul said.
"Well, shit case closed then. Next thing you know you'll be trying to invite her to the damn wedding! Sorry bastard, ooh I can't stand men" Marie said turning and walking out.
"Damn, what's wrong with her? It must be that time of the month" Jeff laughed.
"Fuck you Jeff!" Marie yelled from the hallway.
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"So, you can't stand men huh?" Jazz said leaning against the doorjamb as Marie passed by.
"Hell no, they always lying one minute and whining the next" Marie said in a huff.
"Well, if you really feel that way, then why don't we have dinner tonight" Jazz said running her finger down Marie's chest.
"What the fuck? Yo, I don't get down like that. I may complain about men, but I don't find women attractive. I have nothing against lesbians but I'm straight as an arrow" Marie said walking over to the couch area to sit down.
"How do you know you wouldn't like it if you never try it. Girl, I got a tongue that will put the Rock's to shame" she said sticking her tongue out showing Marie that her tongue could go under her chin.
"Girl, that's real impressive but no thank you. I like a tongue like that to be on a man because he has that extra piece of equipment you just don't have" Marie laughed.
"Baby, I have a 10 inch dildo that will have you creaming all night long," Jazz said as Rikishi walked over to sit down next to Marie.
"What's up sweetheart?" he said throwing his arm around Marie causing Jazz to back off a little.
"Nothing just explaining to Jazz here that I'm not into women baby" Marie said touching Rikishi's thigh.
"Well, I'll let you two be alone. Oh, just so you both understand, I'll fuck you both at the same time just to get you in my bed" she said staring Marie up and down.
"Sorry, we don't do threesomes" Rikishi said nicely.
"Atleast not with women" Marie muttered causing Rikishi to look at her annoyingly as Jazz walked off.
"Well, now that your girlfriend is gone I'll leave you alone" he said standing up and pulling his leather pants up.
"Thanks for the save. She was too pushy," Marie said realizing she was actually a little nervous.
"So, you've never been with a woman?" Rikishi asked.
"Hell no! I'm strictly dickly," she said seriously.
"I wouldn't mind seeing you and Jazz going at it while I watched" he said teasingly reaching out and touching her long brown hair.
"Well, don't hold your breath. It will never happen. I never knew you were such a freak," she said frowning at him and pulling her hair from between his fingers.
"Hey, what man wouldn't want to see two hot women pleasing each other" he told her.
"So, you think I'm hot?" Marie said cracking a smile.
"You're alright. I'd rather see Mae Young go at it with Jazz than you, but you know I'd settle for you" he said with a devilish smile.
"Oh no you didn't just say that to me. See we were talking nicely and you had to go and fuck it up. You are such an asshole!" she said leaning back on the couch.
"Hey, why are you so sensitive to everything I say. You must really value my opinion huh?" he said grinning down at her.
"Rikishi, you can go to hell for all I care" she said closing her eyes so she wouldn't have to look at how sexy he looked in his leather outfit.
"Why do you have your eyes closed? Do I make you nervous Marie?" he asked.
"Hell no, you just annoy the hell out of me" she yelled keeping her eyes closed.
"Look at me while I'm talking to you" he asked nicely.
"No" Marie said keeping her eyes closed.
"I'll back this ass up on you" he warned.
"Please, you know better" she said as he sat on her lap. "Ohhh! My legs! Get off of me!" she shouted.
"You think I wouldn't huh? Say your sorry for being a bitch to me" he demanded.
"Fuck you Rikishi!" she shouted trying to push him off of her lap.
"Say it!" he yelled as he started to gyrate on her lap applying more pressure.
"Okay! I'm sorry for being a bitch to you" she screamed as he stood up. She popped him on his behind with her hand.
"Hey, don't be hitting me on my ass. I may take that the wrong way and think you want me" he said.
"Oh my legs! I can't feel anything on my left side. My whole left side is numb!" she screamed writhing in pain.
"You'll be okay in a few minutes" he informed her as he leaned over and placed a soft kiss on her lips.
"Eew get away!" she said turning her head.
"Fine, I'll get so far away from you that you'll forget I even work here" he said angrily walking off.
Marie stood up and straightened out her skirt. Why did she let him get to her like that? What was it about him that kept her coming back for more insults? Ooh, she hated him so! Then again, why did she find him annoyingly cute sometimes? Now, he'd been hurt by what she did. Hmm, I'll do something to make him notice me. I look way better than Mae Young does! I'll get him back for sitting on me if it's the last thing I do.
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"Where's Tammy and Matt?" Marie asked as Jeff pulled her onto the dance floor.
"They decided to stay in tonight. Order movies or something" Jeff said.
"Oh, so are you okay with that?" Marie asked as she saw a cute little guy dancing across from them. It can't be him, Marie thought.
"I'm okay with it. I know they're together now. I've accepted it and I'm trying to move on" he said.
"So, moving on includes continuing to sleep together?" she asked.
"What are you talking about?" Jeff asked calmly.
"The Friday Tam came to see your new house. You two went at it didn't you?" she asked.
"She came and saw the house. That's it" he answered.
"Oh, she came alright! She told me about it" Marie smiled.
"Oh really? What did she tell you?" he asked in shock.
"She said that the sex was off the charts. She really enjoyed it" she told him and noticed he was turning red.
"Well, yea, it was definitely mind-blowing. I still think about it. I can't believe it was like that between us after all this time," he admitted.
"Hmm, well do you two plan on continuing to sleep together or what?" Marie asked now knowing they'd really slept together.
"We spent that night together. It was really nice, but we realized we were doing Matt wrong" he told her. "Now we're just friends. She's strictly with Matt and I'm with Nora" he said as he noticed Marie looking over his shoulder. "That's Rey Mysterio over there" he pointed out.
"Oh, I know. We used to work together in WCW" she smiled. "Jeff I think I'm going to go and see how he's been doing" Marie said.
"Okay, see you later" Jeff said heading back to the table to join Jay, Dena, Chris, Rikishi, Adam, and Kathy.
"Hey Rey Rey" Marie said stopping behind Rey Mysterio.
"Marie?" he said as he turned and saw it was really her standing there.
"How's everything going?" she asked.
"Umm, great" he said turning to the woman he was dancing with. "Hey, I'm going to talk to an old co-worker of mine but I'll give you a call real soon okay Mami?" he said to the woman.
"Okay, but don't wait too long" she said eyeing Marie with hatred.
"Don't worry, he's in good hands with me" Marie said boldly pulling him into her arms for a slow dance.
"What's up mami chula?" he asked laughing.
"Nada. What's up with you Rey Rey?" she asked.
"Trying to keep in shape. I want to get a contract with WWF sometime down the road" Rey informed her.
"I see. So, have you contacted anyone from WWF?" she asked.
"Actually, yes. They plan on enhancing the Cruiserweight division in 2002. They said that I'd definitely be a welcomed addition to the roster. I'm still wrestling off and on at other small federations to keep my ring performance intact" he said.
"That's wonderful. Well, I just wanted to say hello" she said pulling away just as "Smooth" by Santana started to play.
"Don't go yet. Dance with me to this song. I know you know all those Latin moves," he said pulling her close.
"Well, this is my song" she said as he began spinning her around on the dance floor.
"Man, look at Marie!" Jay yelled pointing to the dance floor as Rey dipped Marie.
"Damn, I think she finally found someone who can hang with her on the dance floor" Jeff said drinking his beer.
"Man please! I could out dance both of them," Rikishi said standing and walking over to where Rico, Victoria, and Jazz were talking.
"You want to dance?" Rikishi asked Jazz.
"Hell yea, baby I'll dance with your big fine ass," she said taking his hand and heading to the dance floor close to Marie and Rey.
"Work that fine ass baby" Rikishi said loudly over the music so Marie could hear him.
"So, what do you want to do later" Rey said as he pulled her close to him and grabbed her leg and pulled it up to his waist as he drug her across the floor.
"Whatever you want to do," Marie said feeling him getting hard from their sexy dancing.
"Why don't we go somewhere we can be alone" Rey said eyeing Rikishi and Jazz as they were bumping and grinding on each other.
"You know what Rey?" Marie said eyeing Rikishi. "I'd love too go somewhere private with you" she said as she led him to the entrance of the club.
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"So, what were you saying?" Rey said as he pushed Marie back on the bed.
"I said that I've missed that juicy, pretty dick of yours." Marie said as she spread her legs wide and placing her hand inside her panties caressing her clit.
"Ooh girl, you know I love to see you do that." Rey said as he slid off Marie's panties with one smooth motion and placed two of his fingers deep into Marie's hot, slippery pussy.
Marie squirmed as she gyrated her hips faster to bring herself to a heated orgasm. "Fuck me" Marie said as she looked deep into Rey's brown eyes.
"Not yet" Rey said as he stood at the end of the bed and instructed Marie to suck his cock.
"I dream of you when I use my vibrator" Marie said before she slid Rey's dick deep into her mouth until she felt it fill her throat.
Rey gently played in Marie's long hair as she sucked his rock hard erection, "she could suck the skin off a snake," he thought. Rey trembled and grunted as he released his warm load into Marie's hungry, waiting mouth.
"Papi, can I have some lovin now," Marie said in her best Spanish accent. Without a word being said Rey climbed on top of Marie and placed her legs on his shoulders as he slid his cock deep into her.
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King of the Ring Sunday, June 24, 2001 East Rutherford, New Jersey
"Hey" Jeff said walking into the room and having a seat and tossing his WWF Light Heavyweight Championship belt over his right shoulder.
"Hi, you had a good match with X-Pac" Tammy said.
"Yea, it was really good bro" Matt said taking a bite from his snicker bar.
"Aren't you going to hit the shower?" Marie asked sniffing him in the seat next to hers.
"I guess I am a little ripe" Jeff smiled.
"Umm yea, I'm a little nauseous over here," Tammy said grabbing her water and drinking quickly.
"Sorry Tammy, I'm heading to take a shower," he said just as Matt stood up and followed him.
"I'm going to go hang with some of the guys for awhile. You two ladies have the room to yourselves. Oh and Marie, I say go for it" Matt said.
"I think I may," she said smiling widely.
"Well, what are you waiting for? Go find Rhyno" Tammy told her.
"Yea, I guess you're right" Marie said.
"Shouldn't you go check on Kurt as well? He's beaten Christian but will be fighting Edge next" Tammy told her.
"I will but first I want to go see how Rhyno is doing after getting that horrible DDT from Edge" Marie said heading to the door bumping into Shane as she walked out.
"Whoa! Sorry Marie. Hey Tammy, I wanted to talk to you about the World Heavyweight Championship Triple Threat Match for tonight" Shane said sitting on her desk right in front of her.
"Okay, shoot" she said giving him her undivided attention.
"Okay, I'd like for Jericho to win this match tonight" he said flat out.
"No, Shane. It took all I had not to let Benoit finally get his run as champ. I went with Austin because your father informed me of the WCW/ECW takeover storyline. I've written it so Austin would cross over to your team like you wanted" she explained.
"Well, I appreciate that. I just wonder about the storylines you write sometimes," he said staring down at her.
"What do you mean?" she asked.
"I wonder if you purposely write things a certain way just to piss me off," Shane said leaning in closer.
"Shane, I have nothing against you whatsoever. I often wondered the same thing about how you did Matt and Jeff's storylines. I've never intentionally went after you," she said.
"Well, I'm glad to hear that. As far as you intentionally going after me, I wouldn't turn you down if you did," Shane said in a whisper.
"Shane! Are you flirting with a pregnant woman?" she laughed.
"Maybe I am. Would you be offended?" he asked standing.
"Well, let's just say I'm flattered" she told him standing to walk him towards the door.
"Well, I need to go get my mind right to go out there and fight it out with Kurt. I'm actually going to go through the glass tonight. I wonder about my sanity sometimes then I remember that I'm a McMahon" he said shaking his head.
"I wish you much luck," she said as she saw DDP on the monitor begging the Undertaker to make him famous.
"Thanks, I'll need it with Kurt. DDP won't last here for long. I'm going to bring RVD back to the forefront" Shane said.
"I agree with you on that. Rob and Austin on the same team yet they can't get along for the sake of the team. Austin will hate him! He'll kill Austin with kindness" she laughed walking towards the couch.
"Oh, you're good! You're competition for me!" Shane ran and kissed her on the lips.
"What was that for?" she laughed.
"Tammy, you motivate me to want to work harder," he said running down the hall.
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"Matt, are there any movies in here?" Amy said from the backseat.
"No, I took them out when the car was washed" he said over his shoulder.
"Man, I should have driven my car. Atleast we'd be halfway there" Jeff complained from the backseat.
"Matt, Amy has a point, why have a TV and DVD player in the car if we never get to look at anything on them?" Tammy asked.
"Are you guys complaining? I'll put all three of you out!" Matt laughed turning on the radio and turning up Drowning Pool's "Let the Bodies Hit the Floor".
"Bro, you can drive a little faster you know" Jeff hinted.
"Do you want to drive?" Matt yelled at Jeff.
"No!" Amy and Tammy said in unison.
"See? With a vote of 3-0, you lose Jeff" Matt teased.
"Hey! There's a 24 hour Wal-Mart, let me go in and get a couple of movies" Amy said leaning over the seat and pointing at the bright sign.
"Okay fine but hurry up! We're on a schedule. I do plan on being in bed by 5:00 a.m." Matt said pulling into a parking space.
"Loosen up big bro, you look so intense. You guys want anything?" Jeff asked getting out of the car.
"Some tortilla chips and apple juice" Tammy said.
"Get me a bag of Snickers candy bars, a Coke, and some guacamole since Tammy's getting chips" Matt said.
"That means we have to go into the grocery section" Amy pouted.
"Hey, you're the one who wanted to stop and get a DVD at 1:22 in the morning!" Matt said glancing at the dashboard clock.
"Fine! Come on Jeff we can do this in 10 minutes" Amy said running towards the entrance door.
"Why are you so grumpy tonight?" Tammy asked rubbing Matt's arm.
"I guess I'm just tired baby. I just want to get to a bed," he said leaning over on her shoulder.
"Me too sweetheart. Tuesday after the SmackDown taping we're out of there. I want to be in my own bed," she said as she caressed his face.
"I just want to get naked and sleep until noon atleast," he said snuggling against her.
"Ooh naked?" she said rubbing his chest.
"Oh no!" Matt groaned.
"I was only kidding Matt!" she giggled.
"Thank God! I thought I was going to have to do it within 5 minutes before Jeff and Amy got back. I'm not that good under pressure" he chuckled.
"No, I'm not even in the mood" she said gasping as she felt the baby kick her hard.
"Man! I felt that!" Matt laughed as he spanned his fingers over her stomach as the baby kicked again.
"Wow! That was really hard" she laughed.
"Maybe he's hungry" Matt smiled.
"Well that's possible. Matty?" she said.
"Yea Angelface?" he said closing his eyes.
"I can't wait to have this baby. We'll be able to do things like we used to. I'll be able to practice putt- putt golf so I can finally beat you!" she grinned.
"You can practice now" he murmured against her neck.
"No I can't! I can barely see my feet!" she laughed.
"Oh yea, but no matter how much you practice you'll never beat me because I am the master!" he said raising his arms over his head.
"Yea yea whatever! Conceited ass!" she laughed.
"So are you. You never leave the house unless you're dressed up" he pointed out.
"Not true. I go out in regular jeans or sweats. I only wear make-up when I'm at work unless it's a special occasion," she said.
"Are the jeans and sweats name brand?" he asked trying to provoke her.
"Hey, I can go out in anything that's not name brand and still look just as good" she challenged.
"We're at Wal-Mart, can you go in there and purchase something to wear?" Matt asked turning up his mouth as if he didn't believe it.
"Why are you picking on me?" she whined. "I can shop at Wal-Mart for clothes just like anyone else" she said pulling his ponytail.
"Ouch! Don't get all riled up because you're a little high maintenance" he laughed pulling the sleeve of her designer jacket.
"Fine make fun. I refuse to continue arguing with you," she said looking out the passenger window.
"Because you know you'll lose. You mad now?" he asked sticking out his lips. "Oh so now your going to give me the silent treatment? You ignoring me?" he asked poking her in the side.
"Stop Matt!" she tried to hold in her laugh.
"Give me a kiss then" he said coming towards her face making kissing sounds.
"Eww get away!" she laughed pushing his face back with her hand only to have him start kissing her hand. He grabbed both of her hands where she couldn't move.
"Give me a kiss and I'll let you go" he said seductively as he let her seat back and climbed over on top of her.
"Oh my God! Matt, what are you doing?" she laughed looking into his eyes.
"Up for a quickie?" he asked with a sheepish grin.
"I thought you were tired?" she said as he unbuckled her seatbelt.
"I was but now I'm fully awake" he said as he claimed her lips in a voracious kiss.
Twenty minutes later Amy and Jeff came out to the car with a basket full of items. Tammy and Matt looked on as they continued readjusting stuff in the trunk to close it.
"What the hell did you guys buy?" Matt asked turning to them as they got in the backseat.
"CD's, clothes, snack food, DVD's, and stuff to shave with" Jeff said digging in the bag and handing them their food and drinks.
"What took you guys so long?" Tammy asked.
"Oh, a few of the people who work there are really big wrestling fans. We ended up signing autographs and taking pictures" Amy answered.
"We would have told them Matt was in the car but we figured you two were probably going at it" Jeff snickered pulling out his video camera and taping everyone talking.
"What? We were talking and waiting for you guys to come out" Matt said pulling out of the parking lot.
"Oh well sorry we took so long. Damn Matt!" Jeff said as he bumped his head on the roof of the car from Matt driving too fast and flying over bumps in the road.
"Maybe that will knock some sense into you" Matt laughed looking at Jeff rub his head in the rearview mirror.
"Hey! Tammy your seat is too far back on my legs. Did you move your seat back?" Amy asked as Tammy looked over at a grinning Matt as she pulled her seat up some.
"I let the seat back some to take a nap but you guys were coming out by then" she said caressing Matt's hand that was on her knee.
"I just bet you did" Jeff laughed turning the camera on Tammy and Matt.
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"Jeff?" Tammy called out walking into his house.
"Yea? I'm in here with Witty," he said.
"Oh, so what are you up to?" she asked as Liger jumped up on her legs begging her to pick him up.
"Just finished feeding him," Jeff said coming out of the room with a cage in one hand and his prairie dog Witty in the other.
"I see," she said picking up a squirming Liger and kissed him on the head and patted him until he calmed down.
"I'm going to let him get some sun outside" Jeff said putting him back in the cage before opening the front door.
"Jeff could you wait, I'd like to talk to you" she told him.
"Okay, wait just a minute" he said putting Witty back in the room and closing the door. "Come here boy" he whistled to Liger as he jumped out of Tammy's arms. Jeff put him in his bedroom and closed the door before walking back into the living room but Tammy wasn't there.
"Hey, I'm washing my hands in the kitchen" she shouted.
"Yea, I need to wash mine too," he said pushing her to the side with his hips. "You look nice today, it hides that your pregnant" he said looking at her dress.
"I know, that's why I bought it in all seven of the colors it comes in" she laughed walking to have a seat at the kitchen table.
"Very pretty. So, where are you going all dressed up" he asked.
"Well, since Matt is busy I wondered if you wanted to go shopping for baby stuff with me" she smiled.
"Well, yea of course I'll go with you" he smiled.
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"Oh this is cute," Jeff said placing a little blue outfit up to her stomach.
"What if it's a girl?" she asked frowning.
"She can wear it too" he laughed hanging it back on the rack.
"May I help you?" one of the employees asked.
"No, we're just looking for now," said Jeff turning to see his ex- girlfriend Natalie was standing there looking surprised.
"Jeff! Oh my God!" she said giving him a big hug.
"Hey Nat, how's it going?" Jeff asked grabbing Tammy by the hand.
"Just great. Haven't seen you in awhile. It's been a few years. So, how can I help you and your friend here" she said nodding towards Tammy.
"We were looking for just the basic baby stuff right now. I don't know what I'm having yet" Tammy explained to Natalie.
"Oh okay" she said staring at their hands clasped together. "Have you two decided on what type of crib you want?" she asked Tammy.
"Umm no, actually I hadn't thought about all of the different styles. I guess I'll start off with little onesies, outfits and bibs?" she asked Jeff.
"We'll just look around a little more," he said grabbing a basket to place their items in.
"She seemed nice," Tammy said.
"Please! That's my ex girlfriend. She's pure evil," he said eyeing her staring at the two of them.
"Do you want to keep shopping here?" Tammy asked as he found a cute little set for clipping the baby's fingernails and toes.
"Awww, this is too precious" he smiled dropping it in the basket. By the time they were finished they'd purchased over $700 worth of baby stuff.
"Here you go" Tammy said handing Natalie her credit card.
"Sweetheart let me get that," Jeff said taking her credit card back and handing Natalie his platinum credit card.
"Oh how sweet, you're paying for your girlfriends things" she smiled swiping the card.
"Oh, he's not my boyfriend" Tammy said quickly just as Jeff put his arms around her waist.
"Oh I'm sorry. I just assumed. I didn't hear about you getting married," she said looking embarrassed.
"It's okay," Jeff said kissing Tammy square in the mouth and signing the slip.
"Thanks for your business, I hope you and your wife will shop with us again" Natalie smiled handing Jeff his credit card and receipt.
"Thank you, we will" he smiled grabbing most of the bags off of the counter.
"I'll get these" Tammy said grabbing 3 huge bags. "What was that all about?" Tammy asked Jeff as they loaded the bags in his trunk.
"She was an old girlfriend who was really money hungry. She broke up with me because she felt I didn't have a future in wrestling. I didn't go to my prom because I had a wrestling match that night. I told her she could go with someone else. She did and when I got back she'd dumped me for a guy with more money" he said as he closed Tammy's door and walked around to his side of the car and got in.
"I'll repay you for the clothes. I'm glad I was able to help you stick it to her" Tammy smiled placing her hand on his shoulder.
"No, don't worry about it. Consider it a gift to my. niece or nephew" he said slowly.
"Had to catch yourself didn't you?" she pointed out.
"Yes I did. Hey, let's get some dinner and chill out at my house" he said.
"Okay, sounds like a plan" she said putting on a pair of shades.
Two hours later they were sitting on the living room floor looking over the baby outfits they'd picked out. Tammy couldn't believe how tiny the baby was going to be from looking at the clothes. Jeff was busy looking at all of the Scooby Doo stuff he'd found.
"I'd like to shop for some other cartoon characters besides Scooby Doo" Tammy laughed.
"Hey Scooby Doo is cool. The baby will look at the cartoon network with me all day" he said with a serious look on his face. "Are you going to eat that cheese enchilada?" he asked eyeing her plate.
"No, you can have it" she said pushing her plate across the floor to him. "So, how do you like the storyline of kissing Trish?" Tammy teased.
"I'm not mad about it?" Jeff said blushing.
"She's pretty. You ever think about asking her out?" Tammy asked.
"No, because I know Jay had a crush on her for like forever" Jeff said stuffing half of the enchilada into his mouth.
"Has he told her? I think Jay would be perfect for her. He'd definitely keep her laughing. Oh just so you know I have you and Matt getting a little flirtatious with Torrie and Stacy as well since Shane and I are collaborating on the Invasion storyline. I figured causing a little jealousy for the Trish and Lita story would force them to come together as a team" Tammy grinned deviously.
"Hey, I'm sure we'll have no problem pulling that off. We're willing to take one for the team. You're a cool girlfriend and friend to be hooking us up with girls to kiss" he smiled widely. "I keep telling Jay to tell Trish but he's too shy to express his feelings" Jeff scoffed.
"Oh that's rich considering it took you almost a year to approach me!" she teased.
"Yea, I'm guilty of that but then so are you" he laughed shaking his head.
"So are you prepared to take on Mike Awesome for the Hardcore title?" she asked.
"Yea but Shane hasn't told me if I'd win the match yet" Jeff sighed.
"I'll look into it. Matt as the European Champion and you as the Hardcore Champion, I think your going to win. Shane has taken quite a liking to your wrestling style Mr. Daredevil" she teased.
"I really enjoy this time we spend together," he said.
"I enjoy spending time with you too. Just so you know, I think you'll be a wonderful father," she said honestly.
"I'll always baby-sit for you, unless I'm laid up hurt" he grinned.
"Don't say that" she said as he got his guitar from on side of the couch. He started strumming a slow soothing melody that was so relaxing. Tammy climbed onto the couch as he sat on the floor with his back against the couch. She began running her fingers through his red and orange hair as he continued singing about Cameron being his home.
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Raw July 16
"Hey Matty" Tammy said as she passed his dressing room.
"Hey! Come back here!" he said sticking his head out the door. "Where have you been all day?" he asked.
"Working on the Invasion storyline with Shane, Vince, and Stephanie" she explained.
"Oh, I thought maybe you were off somewhere making out with Rob" he teased.
"Ha very funny. You sure you haven't been making out with Stacy? I saw you kiss her back last week on SmackDown" she teased back.
"Hey, you wrote it! I just brought it to life for you baby" he grinned.
"Whatever! You know you enjoyed it" she laughed.
"I'd really enjoy it if it was you and Stacy kissing, or you and Trish, or you and Amy" he continued.
"No! I can't believe you just said that!" Tammy said as Amy walked up with Trish.
"Said what?" Amy asked.
"He has a fantasy of me kissing you two. Can you believe him?" Tammy asked.
"All men have that fantasy. It doesn't mean that it will happen though" Trish laughed as Amy whispered something in her ear.
"Umm, Tammy would you be game to fulfill Matt's fantasy here?" Trish laughed as Jeff walked out of the dressing room fixing his light blue shirt around the sleeves.
"Depends on what it is" Tammy said as Amy whispered in her ear.
"What are you three up to?" Matt asked looking at a grinning Jeff leaning against the door.
"I'm game," Tammy said as her and Amy started to kiss. Trish walked up to them and they both kissed her as well.
"Holy shit! You're actually kissing them," Matt shouted as he grabbed Jeff's shoulder.
"Man! This is hot!" Jeff said as he bent to see the tongue action as all three were kissing each other.
"That was nice," Amy said fixing her lipstick.
"Yea, it was very sexy," Tammy said trying to mess with Matt and Jeff.
"We three should get together sometime in the future to have lunch alone" Trish stressed the word alone.
"Hey! I'll cook lunch for the three of you if I can watch. I mean serve you girls," Matt said stuttering.
"Hell man I'm not gonna lie. I just wanna watch if there's any lesbian action that will be occurring" Jeff said straight out.
"You guys are such freaks!" Amy laughed.
"Yea, we were just fucking with you guys" Trish grinned.
"I told you that we just aren't the lesbian types. You two should have taken a picture because that was the only time you'll see this happen" Tammy told both Matt and Jeff.
"What about bi-sexual?" Jeff offered still grasping at straws.
"No, we're not even interested in being bi-sexual" Tammy answered.
"Damn! You do realize I'm going to need some soon as we get to the hotel right?" Matt asked.
"You guys are so easy to arouse!" Amy laughed.
"Let's go spot each other in the gym" Trish teased as they walked away.
"Man, I'm going to go see Nora right quick" Jeff said walking off.
"Not until after our match with D-Von and Bubba!" Matt yelled as he noticed Jeff trying to walk straight and hide his erection.
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"Everyone out except for Rob!" Tammy shouted as she swung the locker room door open. Raven, Sean O'Haire, Chuck Palumbo, and Shane Helms quietly walked past her into the hallway.
"How can I help you?" Rob asked walking out of the shower area completely naked.
"Put some clothes on" she said throwing him a towel.
"What's wrong?" he asked walking towards her.
"Why did you interfere in the Hardy/Dudley match?" she asked bluntly.
"Paul E cleared it with Shane like 10 minutes before the match" Rob said lying the towel on the bench.
"Once you helped them win the match, why did you kick Matt?" she asked.
"Well honestly, I thought it would be fun" Rob grinned as he stepped into his boxers.
"Okay, why did you hit Jeff with the 5 Star Splash?" she asked knowing he'd give another cocky answer.
"I figured it would teach him a little respect after kicking the shit out of me" he said pointing to his welted chest. "He's not the only daredevil in the company now, definitely not as good as me" Rob said pulling his boxers off.
"Why are you getting undressed?" Tammy asked.
"I figured you were standing in the room with me naked and you didn't look down once so I figured I'd give you another chance to see what your missing out on. All 8 inches" Rob said smugly pointing at his thick cock.
"Rob, get over yourself. A naked man doesn't faze me. I see them everyday in this business" she said picking up the towel from the bench and throwing it at his semi-hard penis.
"Hey! Watch it! You threw it too hard" Rob grinned.
"Rob stop picking fights with Matt and Jeff. I don't want this to get personal backstage. If it does all three of you could be out of jobs" she warned him.
"Okay. I'll stop screwing around with them on a personal level" Rob promised.
"I don't want to have to have this conversation with you again" Tammy informed him as she walked out into the hall and closed the door.
"I saw what he did," Shane Helms said as he walked up to Tammy.
"He's getting out of hand a little. I'm trying to keep the waters calm" she said.
"You're talking about Rob. You might as well put a hole in the boat. With Rob on board it's bound to sink" Shane Helms quipped.
"Shane, keep your ears open when you're around Rob. Let me know if he's up to no good" she told him.
"Okay but I doubt if he'll say anything in front of me. He knows Matt and I are good friends," Shane said pulling his hair back in a ponytail.
"You're right, he's too smart for that. I'll see you later this week?" she asked.
"Yea, I'll come by later this week" Shane grinned.
"Okay, see you then" she said kissing him on the cheek as Rob walked into the hall.
"You seem to always be kissing the wrong guy" Rob grinned.
"Shut up Rob!" Shane yelled. "Let me walk you back to your office" Shane offered.
"Thanks" Tammy said pushing past Rob.
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"Oh my God this is the best Raw ever!" Tammy screamed as she, Trish, Amy, Marie, Jacqueline, Terri, Torrie and Stacy looked at the monitor as all WWF guys were brawling with WCW/ECW guys.
"Here comes Austin!" Marie shouted as Austin pulled up in his truck and started beating the hell out of the WCW/ECW guys.
"Is it me or is Rob totally focusing on Matt and Jeff?" Amy said walking closer to the monitor as Austin entered the building and attacked Shawn Stasiak and Shane Helms as they were attacking Edge and Christian.
"I noticed that too," Tammy said frowning.
"He just won't let it go" Trish said angrily. "You think Jay is okay? Adam was alert but Jay was lying on the ground the whole time" she said concerned.
"I'm sure he's fine," Amy said eyeing Tammy with a sneaky smile.
"They're double teaming Jericho" Marie said angrily.
"Since when were you so concerned about Chris?" Stacy asked.
"Hey, he's my friend. We just have a strange kind of friendship" Marie shrugged.
"You need to be concerned about Kurt out there" Jacqueline said pointing at Kurt getting stomped on the mat.
"Stunner on Palumbo, Tazz and Bubba!" Amy screamed jumping up and down with Marie.
"Stunner on Tommy Dreamer! Move Billy!" shouted Torrie as her fiancé Billy Kidman was being pummeled.
"Not trying to be mean but please stun Rob, Steve!" Tammy begged watching the monitor. "Damn! Undertaker got Rob first!" Tammy shouted in disappointment.
"Austin pulled it off! It's a great show everybody!" Vince shouted as he walked toward the monitor with a huge grin on his face. Invasion is officially going to be up there with Wrestlemania!" he shouted proudly shaking hands with everyone. "Tammy, you're no longer assistant head writer. As of tonight you're a head writer on the WWF writing team! Congratulations!" he said shaking her hand.
"Thank you Vince. I plan on taking the storylines to new heights" she said.
"To the beginning of a beautiful relationship" said Vince as he hugged her.
"May the hits keep on coming" Tammy said confidently.
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"On my way to Boston! Off to the Fleet Center!" Jeff sang as he strummed his guitar in the back seat of the SUV.
"Ugh! Can someone please shut him up! I need sleep. I signed autographs earlier for over 2 hours. I need peace and quiet" Amy screamed as Tammy and Matt looked back at them and laughed.
"The show was awesome tonight," Matt said.
"Yes, it was definitely off the charts" Tammy said turning on the radio to a jazz station to drown out Jeff's singing.
"Yea man accept for Rob constantly focusing on getting hits in on us," Jeff said.
"Yea, his ass kicked the hell out of me" Matt said rubbing his chest.
"Hey you guys, Tammy made headwriter tonight" Amy blurted out.
"What?" Jeff said hitting the wrong chord on the guitar.
"Why didn't you tell us babe?" Matt asked rubbing her knee.
"I was going to tell you guys. There was just so much celebrating going on I didn't want to take away from your fun" she smiled.
"You wouldn't have taken away from it" Jeff said squeezing her shoulder.
"Congratulations Angelface" Matt said kissing her.
"Matt! I'm trying to drive baby" she laughed.
"So you have more say in our storylines?" Jeff asked leaning over the seat.
"Not until around February. I can't wait to throw some of my ideas at Vince" Tammy said excitedly.
"That's great Tammy" Jeff said sitting back in the seat strumming a nice tune. Tammy turned the radio off to hear what he was playing.
"That's more like it!" she told him.
"Yea, way more soothing" Amy said laying back and closing her eyes just as Tammy's cell phone rang.
"Hello?" Tammy said as she stuck in the earpiece.
"Hey honey!" Dwayne yelled out loud.
"Hey superstar" Matt yelled.
"Everybody can hear me?" Dwayne asked.
"Yes so you can't talk dirty," Jeff said from the backseat.
"Oh damn, I almost let it slip about our affair Tammy" he laughed.
"What's going on Hollywood?" she asked.
"I saw the show tonight. I'm ready to return ASAP" Dwayne said.
"Are you serious?" Tammy exclaimed.
"As a heart attack. I'm ready to come back to electrify the people," he said enthusiastically. "I miss the excitement," he added.
"Okay, I can write you in as soon as next week but I need to run it by Vince" she said.
"Already called him. It's a go," Dwayne said.
"Well okay, I'm on it as soon as I get to Boston" Tammy told him.
""Okay, I've got some lines set up already" Dwayne laughed.
"I'm not surprised. I'm on it as soon as possible," she said.
"Alright honey, I'll call you in a few days" Dwayne said.
"Bye Rocky!" Amy yelled from the backseat.
"Bye lovely Lita!" he said in a sing song voice causing her to giggle.
"Bye Dwayne" Tammy said hanging up.
"You won't be working on anything tonight little lady" Matt told her.
"Why not?" she asked.
"You're worn out. You're sleepy right now" Matt said.
"Am not!" she denied.
"Pull over Angelface" Matt demanded.
"What for?" she asked.
"Your eyelashes are curling up. That means you're sleepy" he said sitting up and unhooking his seat belt.
"Okay fine" she said pulling over and putting the car in park and coming around to the passenger side as Matt got out.
"He's right about the eyelash thing with you" Jeff whispered holding his camcorder up recording her.
"Go to sleep Jeff" she said as Matt got in the car and put his seat belt on as he started to drive.
"Get some sleep baby. I'm the designated driver for all of you sleepyheads," he said popping a Pearl Jam CD in as she started to doze off.
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SmackDown
"Aren't you hot out here?" Dena asked.
"A little. I just needed to see daylight for a little while" Tammy said as she slid off the hood of the car.
"How are you and the Hardy's holding up? We're cousins and we barely talk" Dena said sadly.
"You're right. We're fine. How's everything going with you?" Tammy asked.
"Just fine. The family is doing well," Dena said.
"That's good to hear" Tammy said.
"So, whose baby are you carrying, Matt or Jeff's?" Dena asked cautiously.
"Dena, I really in truly have no clue. I feel like this is Matt's child the way it responds to his singing. The baby goes crazy!" she laughed. "Then there's Jeff, he talks to the baby as well. The baby responds to his guitar playing. So you see, there's a 50/50 chance" Tammy said honestly.
"You were a virgin a few years ago and now you don't know who your pregnant by. Boy do times change!" Dena laughed.
"I know, weird huh?" Tammy grinned.
"Well, atleast we know it's only 2. It is only 2 isn't it?" Dena grinned.
"Yes! Who else could it be?" Tammy asked.
"Rob or Dwayne?" she asked.
"Ha! Rob has never made it that far and Dwayne has never approached me in a sexual way" Tammy pointed out.
"Dwayne is in love with you. We all see it, I'm sure even Matt and Jeff can see it" Dena said.
"No way! We are so incompatible. We'd drive each other crazy" Tammy laughed.
"All the guys you've dated were your opposite, especially Matt. You two bump heads more than anybody I know. I was kind of pulling for you and Jeff to work things out. He really cares for you. What is your secret? How do you hook all these men?" Dena asked waiting for an answer.
"I don't know. I just try to be myself. I try to be honest about how I feel" Tammy answered.
"That's interesting. If you were so honest then why can't you admit you have feelings for Dwayne?" Dena asked.
"I don't. Trust me, if I did I'd be single right now. Look how long I waited for Jeff!" she exclaimed.
"I guess you're right. You two were just pitiful," Dena said pulling her towards the arena entrance.
"Yea we were but we finally came around. Believe me, Dwayne and I have no feelings whatsoever for one another" she said pushing Dena through the door.
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"Are you sure you're okay with this?" Matt asked Jeff.
"Yea man I'm cool with it" Jeff said pulling a black see-through shirt out of his bag and putting it on.
"Why is Shane constantly pitting us against Rob? I wonder if he's purposely trying to start trouble," Matt said
"Hey atleast you two don't have to face DDP" Jericho said heading out the door. "Atleast you two actually have competition Assclowns!"
"Trish and I need to head out to discuss the arm wrestling contest again with Stacy and Torrie" Amy said pulling Trish up off the couch.
"Have fun beating Nick Patrick you guys" Tammy said waving bye to them.
"You ready to set up a gameplan Hardy?" X-Pac asked as he stuck his head in the door.
"Yea. I'm ready to whip Rob's ass!" Jeff said looking at Matt as he pushed his silver belt through the loops of his black jeans.
"I'll take care of Kidman" X-Pac said as he headed out the door.
"Go do your thing bro. Be careful" Matt told him as he gave him a hug and walked him to the door.
"This is going to be a long night," Tammy said yawning.
"Just a few more months and you'll have a short vacation," Matt said sitting behind her and massaging her shoulders.
"I know. I'm actually looking forward to it" she sighed.
"We should head on out to Cleveland on Friday for Invasion" Matt suggested.
"Whatever you say," she said leaning against him and falling asleep.
*************************** WWF Invasion
Sunday, July 22, 2001
Cleveland, Ohio
"Hey, how's it going?" Rob asked walking up behind Tammy as she loaded fruit onto her plate.
"Hey Rob" Tammy answered as he grabbed some fruit off of her plate.
"You worried about my match with Jeff tonight?" Rob asked grabbing her juice for her and leading her to the table.
"No, I'm fine with it. Why? Something happen that I don't know about?" she asked him suspiciously.
"Well, I know you two used to date so." Rob said biting into a piece of cantaloupe.
"Jeff is okay with the two of us being friends. Matt is the one who has a problem with you" she clarified.
"Yea, I know. Matt knows I don't give up on what I want. When you and Matt break up, we'll hook up soon after," Rob said with confidence.
"Oh really?" Tammy laughed.
"Yes, really" Rob answered looking at her chest.
"What?" she asked.
"I think your breasts are leaking" Rob smiled.
"Oh my God!" she said looking down to see her sage green shirt soaked from her right breast lactating.
"Here, put this napkin in there" he said sticking a napkin into her bra as Mick Foley walked into the room.
"Whoa! Am I disturbing something?" Mick asked smiling heading over to the coffeepot.
"No, just lactating" Tammy said embarrassed.
"Oh wow, that's embarrassing" Mick said pouring coffee into a cup.
"Umm Rob, I got it" Tammy said as she noticed Rob looking into her shirt.
"Oh sorry" he said turning to Mick. "So, you're the referee in a match between referees tonight. How did that happen?" Rob asked.
"Courtesy of Shano-Mac. It was that or being forced to watch an Al Snow match" Mick laughed.
"You're kidding right?" Rob asked.
"No, he actually forced me to watch a tape of Al Snow's greatest matches but unfortunately, the tape didn't have anything on it, so I'm stuck refereeing tonight" Mick said and burst out into a fit of laughter.
"Mick! Stop it!" Tammy said laughing hard.
"Excuse me Tammy, but we seem to be out of cream" Mick said placing the cup under her breast. "Do you mind?" he asked as he burst out laughing.
"Mick! You're killing me," she yelled as he walked out into the hall holding his side from laughing too hard. "Rob, sit up! That's not funny," she yelled as he lay on the table laughing.
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"Baby, what happened to your shirt?" Matt asked looking down at her chest.
"The question is what happened to your face?" she asked pointing to the bruise over his eye.
"Oh, Rob just hit me in the head with a chair" Matt said casually.
"What? Tell me it was part of the storyline?" she begged.
"Yes it was but he laid into me pretty hard" Matt said rubbing his forehead as Amy and Trish approached them.
"Hey you guys, you want to hang out tonight?" Amy asked.
"Naw, we're going to hang out alone this evening" Matt answered before Tammy could.
"You guys need to get out more" Trish laughed.
"Yea, you two act like an old married couple. You two are too young to stay cooped up all the time" Amy added.
"Did you two nosy ladies stop to think we're fine with entertaining ourselves," Tammy said pulling Matt into a cozy hug as she smiled at Trish and Amy.
"Ohh! I see. You guys are so nasty," Trish said wagging her finger.
"Shouldn't you two be getting ready for your bra and panties match against Stacy and Torrie?" Tammy asked.
"Yea, Jeff's match with Rob is about to start and we're after them so we'd better get dressed" Amy said pulling Tammy into a hug and rubbing her belly.
"No! I feel like a Buddha statue. Everyone's rubbing my stomach!" she whined as Trish bent down and rubbed her belly and took off running.
"Baby we do that because we love you so much" Matt said smiling and rubbing her stomach.
"Sweetie, I forgot to tell you that I have a doctor's appointment on Thursday. I'm having an ultrasound. We'll get to see our son or daughter" she told him as they approached the monitor to watch Jeff drop the Hardcore title to Rob.
*************************** SmackDown Pittsburgh, PA.
"Look at his cocky ass!" Matt scoffed looking at the monitor.
"Baby calm down" Tammy said massaging Matt's shoulders.
"This storyline is really good when it gets to you outside the storyline" Jeff laughed as he headed to the shower.
"I guess I am letting it get to me" Matt laughed pulling his black shirt over his head.
"Where are we going to eat tonight?" Jeff asked throwing his lime green shirt over Tammy's head.
"Eww! It doesn't matter to me," Tammy said throwing his shirt on top of his bag.
"I want some IHOP for some reason," Matt said pushing Jeff out the way to take a shower.
"Is Amy riding with us?" Tammy asked.
"No, she's riding with Shane" Jeff said getting a towel out of his bag as he took off his pants.
"Umm Jeff, your naked" Tammy said covering her eyes.
"It's not anything you haven't seen before" he said gyrating his hips like a stripper.
"You're sick Rainbow!" she laughed as he ran to the shower area.
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Thursday
"This is surprising" Dr. Connelly said as she continued sliding the stethoscope over Tammy's belly as she listened for the baby's heartbeat.
"What is it? Is there a heartbeat?" Tammy said panicking as the doctor squirted a cold jelly like substance onto her stomach.
"Just as I thought. This is where the baby's head is," Dr. Connelly said pointing to the monitor.
"Oh my God! The baby seems to be sucking his thumb" Matt said in amazement.
"I didn't notice this before but it looks as if there is another baby behind this one" she said pointing to the little feet and hands as she pressed on Tammy's stomach causing the babies to shift a little.
"Twins?" Matt said squeezing Tammy's hand.
"No wonder I'm so huge!" Tammy said with a sigh of relief.
"Would you two like to know what you're having?" Dr. Connelly said as she took a picture of the babies and printed it out for them.
"Umm, I don't know. What do you think Angelface?" Matt asked excitedly.
"Okay, I'm dying to know!" she squealed.
"Well, one is definitely a boy. I believe the other one is also a boy but he or she keeps covering up the part I need to see. Your baby is acting shy, but I suspect it's a another boy from the glance I did get" she laughed as she printed another picture and handed them to Matt.
"Wow, now we need to shop and fix the bedroom up in blue. Two boys, I'm so stoked," Matt said trying to catch his breath.
"I know, me too. She said one could be a girl though. Now I know why I was always so hungry" she laughed as he bent down to kiss her.
"No baby, you were just being greedy," he said as she punched him in the arm.
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"Hey, Jeff!" Matt yelled as he walked into the house.
"What?" Jeff answered annoyingly.
"Get your ass in here!" Matt yelled.
"What's up?" he asked standing in the kitchen with nothing on but a pair of navy blue shorts and white socks.
"We just came from the doctor" Tammy said happily.
"We found out we're having twins!" Matt shouted as he picked Jeff up in a hug.
"Whoa! I'm so happy for you guys," Jeff said with a big smile on his face.
"Thanks. One is definitely a boy" she told Jeff as she handed him the pictures of the ultrasound.
"Oh wow! This is awesome" Jeff smiled as he held up the pictures to the light.
"Baby, I'm going to get comfortable and order some takeout" Matt said kissing her and heading to the bedroom.
"See, we should have gotten the blue stuff at the store" Jeff smiled.
"You were right. I will be having a boy. Maybe I'll get my little girl I've always wanted" she smiled causing his heart to skip a beat.
"You're so beautiful" he said out of the blue and pulled her into a tight hug.
"So are you, on the inside and out" she said kissing him on the cheek and heading to her bedroom.
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"You think she'll like this?" Shane Helms asked holding up a blue baby outfit with rocking horses on it.
"I don't know but I like it" Shannon Moore said putting it into the basket.
"Hey, this will be my kids that will have to wear these clothes so I think I'd want to have some say" Matt laughed going through the rack of 0-6 months clothes.
"Hey, Matt?" Natalie said as he turned around frowning.
"Yea?" he said staring at her.
"It's me Natalie from Union Pines. I dated Jeff in high school" she said slowly.
"Oh yea, Nat! How's it going?" he said giving her a hug.
"Oh I'm fine. Just working here before I move to New York in a few months" she said looking at Shannon and Shane.
"Oh that's great," Matt said smiling. "These are my buddies Shannon and Shane" he told her.
"Oh hi. Umm Matt, I didn't know Jeff got married," she said fishing for information.
"Why would you say that?" Matt asked trying to control his laughter.
"Well he was here a few weeks ago with his wife. They bought over $600 worth of baby clothes. I assumed they were friends and then he started holding her hand so I figured it was his girlfriend. She stated that she wasn't his girlfriend so I assumed they were married. When I called her his wife neither one corrected me" Natalie said being nosy.
"What did she look like?" Shane asked looking at Natalie.
"Well, she was medium height about 5'5. She had light brown hair and eyes." Natalie said before she was cut off.
"I think that my brother's love life is his business" Matt said walking towards the counter pulling the basket with him.
"Say man, why didn't you let her finish?" Shane asked catching up with him.
"Because I already know it was Tammy" Matt said handing his credit card to the lady behind the counter.
"You think they're having an affair?" Shannon asked a few minutes later as Matt signed the slip and stuffed his credit card in his wallet.
"Right now I have no idea," Matt said grabbing the bag and heading for his car.
"Tell Jeff and his wife to come back soon" Natalie called out as Matt reached the door.
"Oh I will, I'm sure you'll see them again" he said pushing the door open so hard it flapped back and almost knocked Shannon down.
"Sorry man" Matt said fiddling with his car keys.
"I'll drive" Shannon offered only to have them look at him crazy considering he was the worst driver they knew.
"Say, why don't I drive" Shane said putting his hands out for the keys.
"When we get to my house I need you two to get in your cars and leave" Matt said in a calm tone that scared Shannon and Shane.
"Man you sure you don't want us to stick around?" Shannon asked from the backseat.
"No, I'm fine" he said in a softer tone.
"You're not going to hit her are you?" Shane asked.
"Have I ever hit her?" he asked them.
"Well, the zone you're in right now is a little scary man" Shane said staring at Shannon in the rearview mirror to see if he was as alarmed as he was.
"I'm fine. Trust me, just drive" Matt said looking out the passenger window as Shane started the car.
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"Hey sweetie, I just grilled some chicken and made some mashed potatoes and some peas if your hungry" Tammy said kissing Matt on the lips quickly before heading down the hall to their room.
"Is Jeff here?" he asked.
"No, he's at his house doing some landscaping" she yelled as he walked into the bedroom watching her gathering clothes to put in the wash.
"I bought these outfits for the baby today" he said handing her the bag looking for a reaction when she saw what store it was from. Nothing, she was cool as a cucumber.
"Oh these are nice baby. I'm going to put these in the babies room" she said heading to the room across the hall.
"So, done any shopping yourself lately" he asked following her into the room.
"A little" she said hanging the clothes in the closet.
"Oh really, well you didn't show me what you bought" he said walking over to the closet only to see about 6 bags full of baby stuff on the floor of the closet. "When the hell did you get all of this?" he asked starting to get angry.
"A few weeks ago. You were out with Shane. I was bored so I went shopping" she said shrugging her shoulders as she bent down and pulled some of the bags out of the closet.
"You bought all of this stuff alone? Packed it all in by yourself" he said in a sarcastic tone.
"No, Jeff helped me. Matt are you okay?" she asked wondering why he was staring at her like he wanted to kill her.
"Are you and Jeff married?" he asked calmly as he stuck his hands in his pockets and started walking towards her.
"No! Where would you get that idea?" she asked backing up slowly.
"Well it appears that Shane, Shannon and I ran into Jeff's old girlfriend Natalie today. She mentioned that she saw Jeff and his pregnant wife in their store a few weeks ago" Matt said grabbing the back of her neck with his right hand.
"Matt what are you doing? You're hurting me! We were pretending because she broke up with him in high school. We never actually said we were married, we just let her think we were. She was being nosy so Jeff wanted to let her know what she gave up," she said looking him straight in the eye.
"You two were holding hands?" he asked pulling her closer to him as he tried to control the urge to choke the life out of her.
"Matt, he went shopping with me. That's it! He saw an old girlfriend and let her think he was happily married and expecting a child. I didn't say anything to her that would make her think he was my husband. I told her he wasn't my boyfriend so she assumed we were married. Ask Jeff!" she said trying to unclasp his right hand from the back of her neck.
"If you're lying, so help me I'll kill you both" he said through clenched teeth.
"Matt I'm not lying!" she shouted at him.
"Why didn't I see the charges on the credit card bill?" he asked.
"Jeff charged the stuff on his account" she answered quickly.
"Why? Why would he buy over $600 worth of baby clothes unless he thinks these are his kids" Matt said putting his left hand at the bottom of her throat.
"No, he paid for them to show her he had money now. She broke up with him after he couldn't take her to the prom because of a match he had. I'm sure you knew about all of that. She left him for the guy she went to the prom with so he wanted to stick it to her" she said spilling the words out so fast he could barely understand her. He let her go and walked back to the bedroom.
"Matt, where are you going?" she asked as he picked up his car keys. "Matt no! Don't leave when you're like this please!" she begged.
"Get out of my fucking way!" he said pushing her out of the way. He didn't realize how hard he'd pushed her until he heard the loud thud against the wall and glass breaking. He turned and saw her lying on the floor next to the glass vase that had been sitting on the end of the dresser. "Tammy, you okay?" he asked as he tried to help her to the bed.
"Get away from me" she moaned trying to push him off of her.
"Baby I didn't mean to push you so hard" he said with tears in his eyes.
"Go do what you were planning on doing which was probably to pick a fight with Jeff over nothing" she said crawling to the top of the bed and lying on a pillow.
"You have to believe me, I'd never hit you. I just wanted you to move so I could leave" he said.
"Matt your temper has gotten you in trouble more than once" she yelled.
"Come here babe" he said trying to hold her only to have her hit him in the chest as hard as she could. He grabbed her hands and pinned them down on her sides and pulled her into a tight hug until she got tired of struggling. "That's it just calm down" he told her.
"You calm down! You're the one acting crazy" she screamed.
"I'm sorry. I should have cooled off before coming home," he admitted.
"Please just leave me alone Matt!" she started screaming at the top of her lungs. "I'm sick of your temper tantrums," she cried. "Why are you so mean to me? What makes you want to kill me?"
"Baby, I don't want to kill you. I'm just a little jealous of the relationship you have with Jeff sometimes" he told her.
"You shouldn't be," she said looking him in the eye.
"I know, I'll try to be better I promise" he said caressing her face. "I will come to you in the daytime. I will climb into your bed. I'll kiss you in four places. As I go swimmin' around in your hair" Matt started singing out of the blue and tousling her hair.
"Matt, what are you doing?" she said cracking a smile.
"I'll squeeze the life right out of you" he sang as he pulled her into a tight hug. "I will make you laugh, and make you cry. And you may never forget it. As I make you call my name as I shout it to the blue, summer sky" he sang to the top of his lungs.
"Matt, okay okay!" she laughed trying to cover his mouth.
"And we may never meet again. So shed your skin lets get started. And you will throw your arms around me. And you will throw your arms around me" he continued singing in her ear.
"Okay Matt you're apologizing. I accept it!" she yelled over his singing. He smiled at her in between singing then scooted down to her stomach and started singing louder.
"I will come to you at nighttime. I will climb into your bed. I will kiss you in 155 places" he said as he placed kisses all over her belly causing her to laugh. "As I go swim around in your hair" he continued as she pulled him back up next to her and placed a soft kiss on his lips.
"You are insane!" she laughed.
"I love you," he said laying her head against his chest.
"I love you too Matt" she said closing her eyes and listening to the beat of his heart.
