Boy Clad in Green: Link's Adventure in Termina

By Kokeshi088

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Author's Note:

Thank you very much, Disclaimer....Anyways!

This is Chapter Two! Celebrate!!! Okay, in the next few, I'm picking up on the slow speed of this tale. So far, it's written in Link's perspective. Once in Termina, and just like in Termina, time goes by pretty quickly.

So... GUESS WHAT! Next chappie includes the Mask Man, Majora (POSSIBLY), and a few surprises.

Yep! A few surprises! Anyways, enjoy!

P.S. This is the beta'd version of the chapter. Thank you Shawshank, again!!! She won a grapefruit for beta'ing, so how about you guys try to win the award, too? Ah, well, it's still nice to do nice things for people! Please review!

Chapter Two: Dirt

Blech. Dirt.

I coughed out enough dirt to fit into the palm of my hand, my sides burning almost worse than when I felt stupid enough to jump in hot lava.

How would you like it if you had just had a mouthful of dirt shoved in your mouth?

And after you've been skidding on the ground?

Screaming?

That happened to me. I, Link, was just spacing out, minding my own business. And then this.

I mean, some crazy Skullkid stole my horse! But what was scarier than that skull kid, I guess, is that mask.

What rotten luck.

I shook off the dirt specks, my sides burned again. You know, this really does suck.

I looked down at my muddy boots, and my new sword.

It really doesn't look like the Kokiri Sword. Saria joked that it was the "new and improved" Kokiri sword, since it was made out of some sort of new metal. At least the Skull kid didn't steal it.

It's hardly a Kokiri sword, though. More like a Kakariko Sword, now that I think of it.

Wait.

Aside from my sword....

I looked down, and noticed that my boots were not just speckled in mud, but drenched in it.

Mud! I stared into the foggy wilderness ahead... Hooves! Hoof prints! Epona went that way! I got up and ran as fast my gangly legs could go.

Darn, if only I was little smaller; like when I was a stupid ten-year-old kid who thought he was a Kokiri, aside from the fact that he had a growth spurt of two inches.

If only I was still that stupid, then it'd be easier. I was quicker when I was ten, I think.

Or was I?

I stopped at all these ledges of tree stumps. Could that idiot have.....?

"Kekekeke...."

Laughter? I heard laughter?! So he did go this way!

"Oof!"

"Uh!"

"Yah!"

I really hate it when I have to jump this far. ("Ungh!") My sides hurt, and whenever I land, then, my stomach hurts and my sides hurt. Not a good day to jump stumps, huh?

"Hup!"

I had reached the other side! I stared into the darkness...

Oh, don't be such a baby, Link. It's not like you're scared. Look, you've nearly been digested by a fish before! This isn't scary! I reassured myself. But I could do was shiver.

Triforce of Courage? Yeah right. Like I'm....

"Kekekeke...."

"Okay, that's it! I'm going in! I'm sick of you, Skull kid! Sick of you for stealing my horse! And my ocarina! And my... and my..." I stopped.

My throat seemed to shake like the rattling bones of a Stalfos.

I was in some sort of room. Flowers? What are these; Deku plants? Demented Deku plants?

"Kekekeke. I can't believe it! That stupid horse of yours; so useless!"

I almost cried, "Hey! Don't call Epona stupid!"

But instead, I attacked... almost.

Shuka, shuka, shuka...

Rattling?

Shuka, shuka, shuka...

Huh?

They revealed themselves... wait... who? Trees. Moving trees.

No, Deku scrubs...?

Shuka, shuka, shuka....

"Huh? No! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!!"

They mobbed me? Wait!

I stared at my hands.

....wood?

Wait... What am I?

....a tree?

"Oh, very funny!" I cried. My voice sounded like a squeaky hoot.

What? What happened here? I slapped my face... wood? Up.. down... Awwww, man, I'm short! And... wooden!

And.... Am I a Deku Scrub?!

Kokeshi Says: Remember, save trees! RECYCLE PAPER! Yes, that's all you need to know, on Kokeshi Says!

(This is a spoof on the old dubbed SailorMoon episode conclusions/advice/lesson thingies called "SailorMoon Says".)

By the way... Thanks for reading! I promise to update soon!