WWF Summer Slam

Sunday, August 19, 2001 San Jose, California

"Hey got a minute?" Amy asked as she limped into the room.

"I've always got time for you Amy" Tammy said tossing the papers back into the folder.

"My knee is really a little sore. Did you see me, Jackie and Molly's match against Ivory, Stacy, and Torrie?" Amy asked.

"Yes I saw you get in a Twist of Fate" Tammy laughed.

"Yea we'll have to be ready for tomorrow's match. I'm going to wrap my left knee to make sure its okay to compete" Amy said stretching out her leg.

"I'm sure you'll be just fine. I have faith in you" Tammy smiled as Matt knocked on the door even though it was already ajar.

"Well, I'll leave you two alone. I need to go get my knee wrapped up and go hang in the WWF locker room until it's time to go" she said nodding at Matt and closing the door behind her.

"So, are you bored?" Tammy asked as Matt sat on the couch.

"Not really. I did want to perform on the card but I'm cool with it. Why don't you come over here and entertain me" Matt said with a devilish grin grabbing his crotch.

"Oh Mr. Hard-y. I'd love to" she said straddling him and giving him a slow seductive kiss.

"Oh baby, you taste so good," Matt said licking her strawberry flavored lipgloss off of his lips. "Give me another taste" he said pulling her down for another kiss as Rob swung the door open without knocking.

"You two should really get a room dude," Rob said in a nasty tone.

"You should learn how to knock" Matt said staring angrily at Rob.

"I'd love to kick your ass Hardy. I really would" Rob said walking to the door. "You know what they say, if you can't get what you want you take the next best thing" Rob laughed closing the door.

"I don't know how I was ever friends with him!" Matt said as his nostrils flared.

"Forget Rob. It's just us here," she said kissing the palm of his hand.

"You're right Angelface, let's not let him ruin our time together," Matt said laying her down on the couch.

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"I need to head to the dressing room to do the scene for Edge's Intercontinental title celebration. You know I have to defend my European title against Christian tomorrow night?" Matt asked zipping his pants as Stephanie McMahon opened the door.

"No, I didn't know about that" Tammy said looking shocked.

"I'll see you later baby," he said giving Tammy a quick kiss and nodded to Stephanie as he walked past her.

"Bye Matt" Steph nodded back to him. "Hey Tammy, can we talk?" Stephanie said walking into the office.

"Yes, have a seat" Tammy said waving towards the chair.

"I wanted to apologize for screwing up the friendship that we'd started. It's been awhile since the situation happened and I was hoping that you could forgive me and we'd start over" she said smiling.

"You're right. We're both adults," she said sticking her hand out as Stephanie quickly took her hand and shook it.

"Well, I'm glad we got that straight. Anyone you're involved with I'm going to go the other way. Umm, you ready to have the baby?" Steph asked looking at her stomach.

"Yes, I'm having twins. Atleast one is a boy. We can't really tell what the other one is. I'm hoping for a girl but I'm happy as long as their both healthy" she said rubbing her stomach.

"I can understand wanting a daughter. Every woman wants a little girl" Stephanie smiled innocently. "Well, I need to get going to walk Rhyno to the ring for his match against Y2J" she said standing.

"Well, it was really good to finally get everything cleared up" Tammy said as they both walked down the hallway just in time to see Shawn Stasiak crash into the garage door just as Rock and Regal gently stepped out of the way.

"What the hell?" Steph laughed looking at Tammy. "They're shooting the scenes now?" she laughed.

"Hey, Stasiak failing to get The Rock will happen a few times tonight" Tammy said heading towards Dwayne.

"Hey Dwayne" Steph said eyeing his crotch.

"Steph are you eyeing the people's strudel?" Dwayne asked.

"Oh no, I'd never do that" she said backing away slowly. "See you guys later" she said walking away with a twist to her walk.

"Is she twisting?" Tammy laughed as Jericho walked out of his dressing room and looked at Stephanie.

"She wants me to look" Dwayne laughed.

"What a filthy, dirty, brutal, skanky, bottom feeding trash bag ho!" Jericho said in disgust.

"You wouldn't hit it?" Dwayne asked.

"Hell no! She's been with everybody," Jericho said.

"Yea, she's like the WCW Title, everybody gets a turn" Dwayne said turning his right fist like a doorknob.

"You guys are mean!" Tammy said shaking her head as she saw Rob go into his dressing room.

"We speak the God honest truth girly," Jericho said throwing his arms around her as Booker T passed by smiling at Dwayne.

"Yo Rocky, you ready to get your punkass whipped tonight?" Booker T asked.

"I will layeth the smacketh down on your candy ass! You know what Booker? You ain't nothing! You understand me?" Dwayne said in his Rock voice as he raised his eyebrow.

"Oh dog you think so? We'll see" Booker T laughed throwing his hand up signifying his five time title reign.

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Thirty minutes later as Rob Van Dam came out of his dressing room he saw Tammy and Chris Jericho in deep conversation with Dwayne again. Everytime he saw her she was hanging on some pretty boy except for him. Maybe he should hit her where it hurts like she's hurt him all these months. "Hey Rock, Y2J" Rob said nodding at them. "That was a cool match between you and Rhyno," he said complimenting Jericho on his victory. "I'm about to go out there and beat the hell out of your little boyfriend" Rob laughed looking at Tammy.

"My ex-boyfriend. Remember to be careful with that ladder. Jeff has done some amazing things with it" she warned Rob.

"Oh I've reviewed some of his TLC matches. Very impressive if I must say so but I have a little something planned that I think you'll like" he said slapping Dwayne on the back as he walked towards the hallway leading to the stage.

"What the hell was that all about?" Jericho asked looking at Tammy and Dwayne.

"I don't know but we need to go watch this match" Dwayne said walking towards the monitor near the stage.

"Jeff! Come here" Tammy waved to him as he walked over to the ramp as Rob's music hit and he went up the stairs.

"Hey, I'm about to go on" he said hopping up and down and trying to pull down his see through blue shirt.

"Be careful, Rob made a comment like he plans on doing something to hurt you tonight. Keep your eyes open" she said giving him a hug.

"Okay, he'll probably try to hit me with the Van-Daminator" Jeff said running up the stairs pushing his blue hair from his face as he walked out onto the stage.

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"Oh my God! What the fuck?" Marie yelled looking at the monitor in Tammy's office.

"Has Rob lost his mind?" Amy said as Rob jumped on the ladder from outside the ring as Jeff was pulling it through the ropes causing it to slam into Jeff's face.

"He's doing this to piss me off," Matt said pacing with his hands on his hips.

"Jeff can do this. He can lose the Hardcore title without looking as bad as Rob is trying to make him look" Tammy said. They watched as Rob laid Jeff on the ladder and went to the opposite side of the ring and sat on top of the rope as if he was actually going to try and jump on top of Jeff from that far a distance.

"No way can he land that!" Amy said covering her mouth.

"He'll figure out a way if he imagines that it's me on that ladder instead of Jeff" Matt said as Rob jumped off the rope into a rolling flip and landed hard on Jeff's torso area.

"Wow! He's just as crazy as Jeff" Marie said covering her chest.

"I have a feeling he wants to humiliate Jeff" Amy said shaking her head.

"Jeff knows this now. He'll fight back harder. He knows how we do it when an opponent isn't cooperating" Matt said rubbing his beard.

"Matt, what are you thinking?" Tammy asked as she noticed he had a faraway look in his eyes.

"Nothing. I'm fine baby," he said as Rob pushed Jeff off the ladder and won the Hardcore belt.

"Boy, I know Jeff's hurt. I'm going to go see if anything on his body is broken" Amy told them heading towards the door.

"Wait up! I want to check on him too," Marie said following Amy down the hall.

"Don't look at me like that!" Matt shouted as he sat in a chair.

"What are you talking about?" Tammy asked.

"You're looking at me as if your scared of me" he said looking up at her.

"No, I'm looking at you because I'm afraid of what you'll do" she admitted.

"I'm totally calm," Matt said standing up to leave.

"Where are you going Matt?" she asked in a low tone.

"To the WWF locker room if you must know" he said grinning.

"Okay, see you later" she said as he walked into the hallway and started walking down the hallway to the right which led to the Alliance locker room.

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"What kind of bullshit was that?" Rob asked as he walked into Tammy's office and slammed the door.

"What is your problem?" she asked standing up and walking around the desk to stand face to face with Rob.

"I saw you talking to Hardy before the match. You warned him didn't you?" he shouted in her face.

"Yes! I did warn him because you and Matt are the ones with the problem, not Jeff," she said.

"What is it about the fucking Hardy Boyz that makes you so protective of them?" he asked obviously frustrated.

"They are my family. This is a business to entertain people, not take out your frustrations on people that you have personal problems with. Did you see me walking around here trying to jump Stephanie from behind every chance I could get?" No, I've treated her professionally and kept my distance any other time" she said as Jeff walked in.

"Rob, what are you doing in here?" Jeff asked holding his ribs.

"I'm pissed! You were out there showboating in the ring and not thinking about my safety!" he shouted at Jeff.

"Me showboating?" Jeff laughed. "Man, do you have an ego! What about the guillotine legdrop you put on me across the security wall?" Jeff asked walking closer to Rob.

"Exactly! Then you came off the security wall and knocked me into the ladder. Dude, you were so obviously trying to outdo me," Rob said in a cocky tone. "You wouldn't even sell my 5 Star Splash!" Rob said angrily.

"I moved because you didn't stay still for my Swanton Bomb. Man, you need to realize that this business doesn't revolve around R-V-D" Jeff said with his thumbs over his shoulders like Rob.

"I'll talk to Shane about this" Rob said pushing Jeff hard as he headed towards the door. Jeff pushed Rob back knocking him over a chair.

"Just because I'm the easy going Hardy doesn't mean I won't kick your ass!" Jeff said standing over him.

"This is what I'm talking about. No respect" Rob said standing and snatching open the door. "Tammy, I'll talk to you real soon," he said with a smirk on his face.

"No you won't" Jeff said storming over and slamming the door in his face. "Man! Now I see why Matt has a problem with him," Jeff said stretching out on the couch.

"Yea, I've never seen Rob like that. Maybe he's having a bad night," Tammy said sitting on the end of the couch.

"Stop making excuses for his bitch ass! I'm with Matt, keep your distance from Rob" he said as he flipped the TV on to watch the Undertaker and Kane w/ Sara v DDP and Kanyon match that had already started. "Between us, Sara is not a pretty person" Jeff said twisting his face as they showed Sara on the screen.

"Jeff! What has come over you?" Tammy asked pushing him upside the head.

"Come on, you haven't noticed that she walks around here like she has a face like Stacy Keibler? Sara thinks she's the shit because she's a blond" he grinned.

"Well, she treats me nice. Keep that comment to yourself. We don't want Mark to get wind of your comment," she warned.

"I could hear Jerry Lawler right now, "She has a million dollar body and a ten cent face!" he said sounding just like Jerry as Tammy tried to hold in her urge to laugh. "I miss him being around. Heyman is okay but Jerry was great at the announcers table" Jeff said cracking a smile.

"You men are something else! Get out of my office and hit the showers. I want to leave early," she said heading to her desk to check her email.

"Oh, Matt asked me about the day we saw Natalie in the baby store" he said quietly.

"I figured he would. He felt pretty bad about that night. Especially after he accidentally pushed me down" she said typing on the laptop.

"He what?" Jeff walked across the room and closed the laptop almost closing her hands in it.

"Hey! What are you doing?" she asked in shock.

"He pushed you and your still with him?" Jeff asked.

"He wanted to leave and I was asking him to cool off and he pushed me out the way. He didn't realize how hard he pushed me but as soon as he did he helped me up" she explained.

"You know, it's amazing to me how Matt tells his side of the story. He didn't mention any of this. He tried to pay me back for the clothes I charged but I wouldn't accept it. He'll find a way to pay me back. That's just his way. So, has he ever hit you?" Jeff asked with concern.

"No! If he did we wouldn't be together right now" she said quickly.

"Isn't pushing someone just as bad as hitting them?" he asked starting to annoy her.

"No, he didn't try to push me as hard as he did. Why are you trying to make it seem as if Matt is an abuser?" she asked angrily.

"I'm not! I'm just concerned for you and the babies' that's all. I'm sure if we're both honest with ourselves, everyone in this room knows Matt has a horrible temper. One day, he won't catch himself doing something stupid until it's too late," he said leaning to kiss her on the forehead. "Matt, Amy, and I will see you in an hour and a half" he said walking out the door leaving her with a lot to think about.

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"Hey Rob!" Matt yelled as RVD turned away from the vending machine. "You want a piece of me?" Matt said slamming a chair into Rob's face knocking him onto the floor.

"Fuck!" Rob said touching his forehead to see blood all over his hand.

"Get your ass up! Fight back you bastard!" Matt shouted as he pulled Rob up and continued to punch Rob in the face. Rob punched Matt in the rib area and kicked him in the face with a roundhouse kick.

"You want to fight dirty Hardy?" Rob yelled at an out of breath Matt as he threw him over the couch in the sitting area. "Who's the man?" Rob shouted as he continued to kick Matt in the ribs.

"Not you!" Matt shouted as he grabbed Rob's foot and knocked him to the floor. Matt picked him up and hit him with The Side Effect just as Adam and Jay walked in to get some sodas.

"Hey you guys break it up!" Adam shouted as he pulled Matt off of Rob as he continued to punch Rob like a madman.

"Come on Matt! He's not worth losing your job!" Jay yelled grabbing at Matt's legs as he tried to kick Rob in the head.

"Let him go!" Rob shouted as he staggered to his feet. "I can handle him. Come on Hardy take your best shot!" Rob taunted. Matt turned and ran into Rob forcing him against the soda machine as he continued to punch Rob in the stomach. Matt then backed up and kicked Rob between the legs.

"Oh shit!" was all Rob could breath out as he slid down to the floor grabbing between his legs.

"Stay away from my family Rob! Do you hear me?" Matt asked grabbing his head to make him look him in the eye. "Next time, I'll put your ass in the hospital" Matt warned.

"Come on Matt! Let it go!" Adam pleaded with him.

"You stay away from Tammy! You understand? She's not interested in a cocky son of a bitch like you!" Matt whispered as he pushed Rob back down and walked off with Adam and Jay.

"If that was the case she wouldn't be with you!" Rob shouted after him. "I love a challenge Hardy and I always get what I want" Rob laughed as he wiped the blood from his forehead and tasted it.

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"Matt?" Tammy whispered in his ear.

"Yea baby?" he answered.

"You asleep?" she asked rolling over and placing her hand on his stomach.

"Ouch! Baby, my ribs are a little tender," Matt said sitting up.

"A little? You screamed and I barely touched you" she said reaching over and turning on the light.

"I've been sore since my last match I just didn't say anything" he lied.

"Matt, why is there a bruise on the side of your face?" she asked touching the wound lightly as he jumped from the pain.

"Baby don't! I'm fine," he said reaching over her to turn off the light.

"Matt, your ribs!" she said grabbing his hand before he could turn off the light.

"What are you doing?" he asked in an annoyed tone.

"Your ribs are black and blue with a little bit of purple thrown in! What happened to you?" she demanded.

"Nothing sweetie. I slipped and fell. I didn't think I hurt myself as bad as I did but I guess I was wrong" he said lying back on the pillow wincing.

"Should I call someone?" she asked caressing his shoulder.

"No baby, I've had worse injuries. I just think I'll have to do a shorter match with Jay than we planned on tomorrow," he said turning on his left side facing her.

"You fell?" she asked again.

"Yea, it was just an accident. I'll be fine. Turn the light off so we can get some sleep" Matt said closing his eyes.

Tammy turned the light off and laid next to Matt wondering if he was lying to her. No one's ribs could be that bruised from a fall. What the hell happened to him? She had a feeling that if he was lying to her that she'd find out sooner or later.

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Raw After Summer Slam Sacramento, Ca.

"Hey Rhyno, can I talk to you a minute?" Marie asked as she sat at the lunch table next to Rhyno.

"Yea I guess so," Rhyno said as he continued to eat.

"I wanted to see if you'd be interested in going out with me sometimes," Marie said as he continued eating.

"Well, I'm flattered but I'm seeing someone right now" he said finally looking at Marie.

"Well all I could do was ask" Marie said giving a fake smile as Faarooq walked in.

"Hey Marie, you going to play cards with us tonight?" he asked as she stood up and walked towards him.

"Sure, I'm game" Marie said.

"I was wondering if you wanted to grab some dinner before the game tonight. It'll be my treat" Faarooq said.

"I'd love to Faarooq" Marie said cutting her eyes at a nosy Rhyno.

"Call me Ron baby" he said sticking a cigar in his mouth.

"I'll see you later Ron" Marie said in her sexiest voice walking out of the eating area.

"Well I'll be damned! I finally got her attention," Faarooq said.

"You talking about Marie?" Rhyno asked.

"Yea, I've been trying to get close to her for months now" he said lighting his cigar. "Hey don't you go out with that Spanish actress?"

"No, we broke up a few months ago" Rhyno said digging into his salad. "I'm only down for sex now. No more relationships" he said angrily.

"Hell, ain't nothing wrong with that brother!" Faarooq said shaking his hand. "You should come to the card game tonight. It's always off the hook" Faarooq grinned.

"You know what? I'll see you there," Rhyno said thinking he'd make his move on Marie before Faarooq got to her first. He headed down to her office and knocked on the door.

"Come in!" Marie said looking up.

"Hey. I wanted to see if it was possible to take you up on that going out offer tonight," Rhyno asked hoping she'd say yes.

"No. You said you had a girlfriend," Marie said.

"Well, had is right. We broke up a few months ago. I had an argument with her earlier on the phone and I was in a bad mood when you approached me. I apologize. Let me take you out tonight" he said smiling.

"Faarooq already invited me to dinner" she said wondering how to get out of it.

"Well, cancel. I'm invited to the card game but I'd rather hang out with you. I promise to show you a better time than him," he said leaning over her desk.

"Oh really? Well, if I do cancel you want to hang out tonight?" she asked.

"Yep. That's what I said," Rhyno said folding his arms.

"I'll tell you what. I'll go to dinner with Faarooq and meet you afterwards at your hotel room. From there we'll go out for drinks and decide what to do from there. That okay with you?" she asked.

"Why don't I order dessert and drinks to my room and we decide what to do from there?" he asked leaning over almost touching her lips.

"Umm, that sounds perfect to me" Marie grinned. "I'll see you about 12:30?" she said walking him to the door.

"I'll be ready," he said closing the door. Marie turned and smiled knowing she'd finally gotten Rhyno.

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"Great match against Christian" Dwayne said shaking Matt's hand.

"Thanks man. You saw Tammy? She wasn't in the office when I went by," Matt said.

"I saw her talking to Shane McMahon earlier. Maybe they had some business to discuss" Dwayne said getting a bag of chocolate chip cookies from the vending machine.

"Hmm, I guess I'll go to her office and wait on her," Matt said walking down the hallway with a noticeable limp.

"Hey, Adam!" Dwayne shouted as Adam passed by the door. He backed up and walked into the room and sat on the table.

"What's up dude?" Adam said slapping hands with Dwayne.

"Oh nothing much man, just chillin. You?" Dwayne asked.

"Oh just trying to keep things cool around here" Adam said making sure that no one was listening. "Last night Matt attacked Rob after his match with Jeff. Busted him open with a chair" Adam whispered.

"What? Why?" Dwayne asked.

"According to Matt, Rob beat the hell out of Jeff to prove a point to him. He may have been fighting Jeff, but it was Matt he saw" Adam said shaking his head sadly.

"That's messed up. I knew Rob was conceited but going that far?" Dwayne said taking a drink of water.

"Between us I think it's about Tammy. Matt isn't really saying but I think that's really what's behind he and Rob no longer getting along" Adam told him as Jay walked in.

"What's up guys?" he asked heading to the soda machine.

"Talking about the Matt and Rob fight" Adam whispered.

"Oh that was awesome! Matt was kicking Rob and then Rob challenged him to basically bring it and then he kicked Rob where it's like totally not cool" Jay said talking quickly.

"Whoa! I get it!" Dwayne laughed.

"I wonder if Tammy knows about it?" Jay asked.

"Knowing Rob, she'll know sooner or later," Adam said pulling his shades down over his eyes. "Check you guys later," he said heading out the door.

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"Are you serious?" Tammy asked as she sat in front of Shane McMahon.

"Rob's head was busted open badly. He won't be able to perform tonight. He'll wrestle Jeff tomorrow on SmackDown. Personally, they both need a week off. They're both already in Denver, Colorado for tomorrow. I didn't want Rob anywhere near Matt tonight" Shane explained.

"Shane, Matt was badly beaten too. I didn't see what happened but I'm sure Rob fought back and landed more than a few good punches" Tammy said sitting up in the chair.

"I'm thinking of fining Matt and possibly taking him off TV for awhile as punishment," Shane said hesitantly.

"Look Shane, Matt eats, sleeps, and breathes this business. He's the European Champion. Don't make him suffer for something that I'm sure was both he and Rob's fault" she pleaded.

"I don't know. I'll have to hear Matt's side" Shane said rubbing his forehead.

"Fine. I know he and Rob has had issues these past few months" Tammy explained.

"What's causing them to bicker constantly?" Shane asked suspiciously.

"Possibly my friendship with Rob. He's nice to me but Matt thinks he's after more" Tammy said.

"Is he?" Shane asked.

"Well, Rob's asked me out more than a few times" Tammy admitted.

"Even though you're pregnant?" Shane asked.

"Hey, I'm sexy. What can I say?" she laughed teasing Shane.

"Yea, you do still look good," Shane admitted.

"Honestly, Rob doesn't realize what he's doing. You know what, maybe he does know what he's doing," she said holding her head in her hands.

"I just wanted to make you aware of the situation that's at hand right now" Shane said leaning back in his chair.

"Okay, I appreciate you hearing me out. I'm asking you as a friend to let this go. They've gotten it out of their systems. It's over, I'll make sure of it" she promised.

"Okay, between us I'll let it slide and just tell Rob he'll pay a fine. Tell Matt that this will not be allowed here. This is a business, not a playground for bullies to go at it" Shane said seriously.

"I agree. Thanks Shane" Tammy said closing the door and heading to her office.

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"Angelface I've been looking all over for you" Matt said walking over to her and trying to kiss her only for her to turn her head. "What's wrong baby?" Matt asked.

"I should be asking you that question" Tammy said sitting on the end of the desk.

"What are you talking about sweetie?" Matt said trying to put his arms around her waist.

"Don't call me sweetie!" she said pushing his arms away from her.

"What the hell is your problem?" Matt asked obviously getting pissed.

"Where did you fall yesterday? Tell me!" Tammy shouted in his face.

"I told you last night. Why are you asking me this shit?" Matt asked angrily.

"Maybe I shouldn't upset you because you may just snap and hit me in the face with a chair!" she shouted.

"Fuck! Who told you? Adam or Jay?" he asked getting angrier as he paced.

"They know about this? No, Shane told me after Rob reported you!" she yelled.

"Shit! That bastard sold me out. I thought he was more of a fighter than that! What a pussy!" Matt laughed.

"Matt this isn't a laughing matter. I just had to beg Shane to keep your job!" she said sliding off the desk.

"I'm so sorry sweetie. I didn't mean to drag you into this situation" Matt said apologetically.

"Why did you do it Matt?" she asked scared that she knew the answer.

"He was constantly pushing my buttons! He irks me! He's always lurking around. I don't want him around anymore! Satisfied?" Matt yelled in her face.

"No because I don't get what the problem is between you two. Tell me" she asked again.

"The way he hangs on you, it's disgusting. You're so naïve! Maybe you like the attention or something. Do you find him even remotely attractive?" Matt asked staring into her brown eyes.

"Not really. He's okay" she lied. "I see him as a cool friend" she said straight out.

"So, I have no competition from him" he said leaning closer to her face.

"None whatsoever" she said honestly.

"That's all I need to know" Matt grinned.

"Matt why didn't you ask me this before attacking Rob?" Tammy asked curiously.

"Because I felt he still deserved an ass whipping" Matt said honestly.

"Matt sometimes I worry about your sanity" she said as he pulled her in for a soft kiss.

"I'm crazy for you Angelface" he smiled hugging her so tight she could hardly breath.

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SmackDown!

"I heard about what happened with Matt and Rob" Jeff laughed.

"Yea, I had to fight for his position as European Champ. I think Shane was going to put him back to the bottom of the roster" she told him.

"I probably would have attacked him too," Jeff said seriously.

"I guess I can't blame you. Are you okay with your match against Rob? I know you're in pain," she said with concern.

"Yea but I'll try to give a 15 minute performance. Shane decided he wanted me off the schedule for a few days to heal better" Jeff said.

"What are you going to do to get a few days off?" she asked.

"Do a Swanton Bomb off a 20 ft. ladder through a table that Rob will move off of" Jeff said in low tone.

"Man are you nuts? Look who I'm talking to?" she exclaimed sitting down giving up scolding him anymore.

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"Jeff are you okay?" Tammy asked walking into the medical attention room.

"Hell no! My back is killing me," he said lying there in a ball. "Wasn't that a beautiful Swanton off the 20 ft. ladder" he chuckled as he winced in pain.

"Why didn't you let them take you out on a stretcher?" she asked angrily.

"I'm okay. I just need a good massage" he smiled faintly.

"Jeff! Buddy you okay?" Matt said running into the room.

"I've been better," Jeff said through pain.

"Jeff, this has to stop" Matt said. "You're going to kill yourself one day," he said warning Jeff.

"I know Matt! Stop fucking badgering me! I just want to go home" Jeff moaned as a masseuse started cracking his back and working his way down the back of Jeff's legs.

"Matt is right, your going to end up in a wheelchair" Tammy warned him.

"If that's what my future holds then it will happen. I can't live my life in fear. Fear is just a four letter word," Jeff said through grunts.

"You know what, this live for the moment thing has gone too far with you Jeff!" Matt said bending down in his face.

"Tammy, can you get him out of my face? I'm not in the mood or condition to fight with him right now," Jeff said turning his head away from Matt.

"Come on Matt, leave him alone. Jeff, feel better" she said as she pulled Matt out of the room and closed the door.

August 31

"Where are we going?" Matt asked as Tammy pulled into the parking lot of a nice restaurant.

"Is this my surprise birthday party?" Jeff asked.

"Maybe" she smiled getting out of the car in her evening gown.

"Why do I have to wear a tuxedo to my own party? You know I'd rather be in jeans" Jeff complained as she pulled both he and Matt into the restaurant.

"Why do I have to wear a tux? It isn't my birthday" Matt asked fiddling with his shirt.

"How may I help you?" said the waiter.

"Here for the Hardy party" Tammy said smiling.

"Oh, the private dining room" he smiled waving for them to follow him.

"Here you go," he said ushering them into the room. "Enjoy yourselves" he said bowing and closing the door.

"Wow!" Jeff said looking around at the room that was decorated like a senior prom. There were two huge banners, one read Union Pines Senior Prom 1992 and the other read Union Pines Senior Prom 95. There was a photographer taking pictures of Undertaker and his wife Sara as Steve Austin and Debra waited their turn for pictures along with Jericho and Terri Runnels. Adam and Jay were dancing with Kathy and Dena on the dance floor. Jeff then noticed Amy dancing with Shane Helms as Shannon danced circles around them.

"What do you two think?" she said pointing towards the DJ that was playing music that was popular in 1992 and 1995.

"You are something else!" Matt laughed as he headed over to the table and poured some punch into a cup and handed it to her and then poured himself a cup.

"So, you two never got to go to your own senior proms so I figured you should have one" she said sipping the punch. "Oh, I almost forgot!" she said sitting the punch down and walking over to a big velvet box at the end of the table.

"What's that?" Jeff asked looking over her shoulder.

"You're both the prom kings from your graduating year" she smiled as she placed a crown on Jeff's head. "Here you go Matt," she said placing a crown on his head. "I'm your prom queen for tonight" she said placing a tiara on her head.

"You know, I always dreamed that my prom date would be pregnant" he laughed rubbing her belly.

"Hey, you were a gigolo at the other two proms you went to that wasn't yours. Now you've knocked me up for this one? You're a helluva guy Hardy" she laughed poking him in the ribs.

"Best $350 I ever made" Matt grinned.

"I don't have a prom queen?" Jeff asked grinning.

"Oh of course you do" she said as Nora snuck up behind Jeff and placed her hands over his eyes.

"Guess who?" Nora laughed.

"Oh my goodness! Baby, you didn't tell me you were flying down!" he said picking her up and kissing her.

"Let's go dance," Nora said adjusting her tiara and pulling Jeff by the hand to the dance floor.

"Well Ms. Tammy, you've outdone yourself" Matt grinned as Rikishi went down into a split on the dance floor while Trish started shaking her butt in his face.

"Hey Matt, save a dance for me" Joanie said walking up to them.

"Whoa! Joanie, it's been awhile," Matt said pulling her into a tight hug.

"Yea, my contract ends in November but Vince won't let me defend my Women's title" she shrugged.

"What do you plan on doing?" Ivory asked as she walked up to give Joanie a hug.

"I'm thinking about going to Japan once my contract is up" Joanie said looking over Ivory's shoulder. "Who's the cute short guy?" she asked.

"That would be my friend Shannon" Matt answered.

"Really cute. I love the Invasion storyline you guys have going. That's what makes me miss working, the great storylines. "What is Rikishi and Booker T doing?" Joanie laughed as the girls were on one side of the room and the guys on the other.

"Soul Train line everybody!" Stacy Keibler yelled as she pushed Andrew to the men's side of the room.

"Why can't I be with the fine side of the room?" he asked innocently.

"Come on Test! Don't sell us out man" Scotty Too Hotty yelled to Andrew as he gave a pair of shades to Grandmaster Sexay.

"Hey, I want to start it off" Jacqueline said as Billy Kidman and Torrie Wilson arrived.

"Ooh a dance line!" Dawn Marie yelled as she threw her purse down at a table and ran to the dance floor pulling Jazz up from her seat on the way.

"Finally! The Rock has come back to North Car-o-lina!" Dwayne shouted as he walked in with 5 ladies with him.

"Dwayne, your ass would show up to the prom with more than one date" Rikishi yelled at him.

"You know I'm here alone so that I can leave with whomever I choose" he laughed and motioned for the ladies to mingle.

"Man, I know you didn't try to outdo me," said The Godfather as he came through the door and motioned for a long line of women to come in.

"Ho's at the prom?" Matt whispered to Tammy.

"Hey, I didn't know it would be like this!" Tammy said as she counted 13 women following Godfather out to the dance floor.

"Damn! This is like a real prom. A lot of ho's looking for what they can get by the end of the night" Shane Helms laughed as he ran back to the dance floor to dance with one of The Godfather's ho's.

"Umm Tammy, what is Marie doing?" Jeff asked looking at Marie at the punch table.

"Probably spiking the punch" she smiled knowing it was Marie's birthday as well. She walked over to the food table and moved the huge covering to reveal everything from, Big Macs, taco's, hot wings, chips, dips, tuna and chicken salad sandwiches, salads, seafood salad, sushi, chicken strips, stuffed chicken breasts, baked potatoes, a various amount of vegetables to all kinds of desserts. She then unveiled two huge 3 layered cakes. The blue one said. "Happy Birthday Jeff" with a little man on a motorcycle on a little track. The pink cake said, "Happy Birthday Marie" and on top of her cake was a little naked man.

"No you didn't!" Marie laughed. "I thought you forgot my birthday! You sneaky devil!" she said hugging Tammy.

"No, I figured I'd kill two birds with one stone" she laughed. "Give the two of them a prom and celebrate you and Jeff's birthday. Do you and Jeff know that you two were born on the same day and year?" she said as they stared at each other in shock.

"We're nothing alike!" Jeff shouted looking at Marie.

"Actually, we're both a little sneaky. We find ways of getting what we want," she said winking at him.

"Girl, we've got to hang out more!" Jeff said throwing his arm around Marie.

"Yea, but first I want to know why I wasn't invited to hang with you and Tammy while your being her food pimp. I want to have the benefit of somebody sneaking food to me" she whispered in Jeff's ear causing him to crack up laughing.

"Let's get this dance line started!" yelled Rikishi as he started to pop lock.

"Excuse me, while I go dance circles around this fool" Marie said as she sashayed off to the dance floor to the head of the dance line.

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Raw September 10th 2001

"Baby, I'm heading out to the ring in about 10 minutes" Matt said kissing Tammy and pulling his "Live for the Moment" T-shirt over his head.

"This is going to be good my friend" Shane Helms said walking into the locker room.

"Hey, stand back! There's a hurri-loser coming through!" Jeff laughed as he did the Hurricane spin.

"Damn Jeff, that shit isn't funny" Shane said placing his hands on his hips.

"You ready to lose Gregory Shane?" Amy asked as she threw her arm around his shoulder.

"Hey girl, I'm always ready. The question is, are you ready for Ivory and Storm" he said kissing Amy on the cheek.

"Eww Shane! Quit it!" Amy laughed wiping her cheek.

"You know you want some of Sugar Shane" Shane laughed.

"Have a good match you guys" Tammy said hugging all four of them.

"We will have a great time," Jeff said grinning shyly.

"Why are you smiling?" Shane asked as he put his Hurricane cape on.

"No reason" Jeff said shaking his head.

"Look man, don't try to pull that Poetry in Motion or Event Omega shit on me" Shane warned.

"Oh, thanks for giving us the idea" Matt said slapping him hard across the back.

"You guys had better do it to Lance Storm" Shane argued.

"I'll take your superkick if you take my swandive over the rope" Jeff suggested.

Okay, now we're talking" Shane agreed nodding his head.

"Honey, good luck. I'm going to lie down and watch your match" Tammy said as a dull pain went down her side causing her to wince.

"You okay Angelface?" Matt asked placing his hand on her round belly.

"I think so. I've had heartburn all day. I can't seem to get any relief from the burning in my chest" Tammy said rubbing her chest.

"Get a coke on the way to your office. It should cure your heartburn and settle your stomach" Amy told her.

"Okay, I'll definitely do that" Tammy said leaving the locker room.

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"Come on Jeff! Get up!" Tammy said yelling at the monitor. "Come on Matt, get Hurricane's ass!" she laughed.

"Hey pregnant lady!" Marie said sitting in the chair next to the couch.

"Hey Marie" Tammy answered as she watched the excitement on the TV.

"You are huge!" Marie exclaimed rubbing her stomach.

"Umm, I'm pregnant with twins you dummy!" Tammy said leaning back trying to find a comfortable position.

"You sure it's not triplets" she asked seriously.

"Marie? Get out!" she shouted as Dwayne stopped by the door.

"Quit arguing in here" Dwayne yelled scaring them both.

"We're okay," Tammy said.

"How's everything going mama?" Dwayne asked hugging her causing her to look at him in shock.

"Oh my God! I am going to be a mama soon," she said walking over and leaning against the desk.

"Umm, yea. That's what usually happens honey," he said running his fingers through her hair. "You'd better get ready. October is right around the corner. You may barely have a month" he reminded her.

"Oh my lord, I have to get prepared. I'm not ready yet," she said in a panicky voice.

"Girl calm down! When the babies get here your motherly instincts will kick in and everything will start to run smoothly" Marie reassured her.

"You're right, I'm getting all flustered over nothing" she smiled hoping Marie was right.

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Tuesday - Day of SmackDown Taping September 11th Houston. Tx.

"Tammy and Matt! Wake up!" Dwayne shouted through Tammy's bedroom door.

"What is it?" Matt shouted snatching the door open.

"Man, two planes just crashed into The World Trade Center! Turn on the TV" Dwayne shouted as he rushed down the hallway knocking on everyone else's doors.

"What?" Tammy shouted as she jumped across the bed and turned the television to channel 13.

Amy, Marie, Jay, Adam, Dwayne, and Chris walked into the bedroom and sat on the bed with Matt and Tammy. Jeff and Shane Helms walked in and sat in the two chairs on side of the bed as Dave Ward and Melanie Lawson informed the world that a third plane had just crashed that had been taken over by terrorists.

"Oh my God!" I can't believe this is happening" Tammy said as tears rolled down her face.

"This is so fucked up! There were kids in that building too," Shane said wiping his eyes.

"All of those innocent people gone in a matter of minutes" Adam said staring blankly at the television screen.

"I'm going to go call Dany and check on Simone" Dwayne said heading out of the room.

"My God, this is so surreal," Jeff said standing and walking closer to the TV as they replayed footage of the second plane crashing into The World Trade Center.

"So many families are going to be affected by this" Amy said wiping tears from her eyes as she hugged Marie.

"Who could have done something so cold-hearted" Tammy asked as Matt pulled her into his arms and hugged her tightly.

"Sweetheart, whoever did this vile act will pay" Matt said in an angry tone.

"Hey you guys, I just talked to Vince. He said that due to today's tragic event that SmackDown is canceled until further notice," Dwayne said staring at everyone in the room.

"I'm not surprised. I don't feel like performing today anyway. This is way more important," Jay said staring at the television as Tammy's cellphone started ringing next to him on the nightstand. "Hello? Yes, we're all watching. Okay, hold on" Jay said handing the phone to Tammy.

"Hello? Oh hello Vince. Yes we're all aware of this tragedy. No, no one will leave. Yes. Are you sure? Well, let us know. Thanks Vince. You be safe too," Tammy said hanging up the phone. "Hey you guys, Vince just informed me that no airports are open and no one is to try to leave to go home. Stay put for your own safety. He says that we may do the show live on Thursday" Tammy said wiping her eyes.

"Baby, you need to relax. This can't be good for the babies," Matt said making her sit on the edge of the bed.

"So what are we supposed to do, just sit around twiddling our thumbs? I don't think so junior! They need to find out who did this and make those jackasses pay!" Chris said standing up and heading to his room.

"I'm so depressed," Marie said sadly. "I say we find the bastards that did this and do to them what they did to us," Marie said angrily.

"It won't be that easy," Adam said as he pulled out his cellphone. "Hey guys, I'm going to go over to Kathy's house. I want to make sure she's okay," he said pushing his cellphone back into his pocket.

"Will you be back?" Jeff asked turning away from the television.

"I may just stay over there. I'll call you guys when I get there," Adam said heading towards the door.

"Be careful man," Matt said grabbing his hand in a handshake and pulling him into a hug soon to be followed by Jeff and Jay.

"I will. You guys hold down the fort" Adam smiled faintly.

"We will" Marie smiled. "I'm going to go get breakfast started. We all have to eat," she said standing.

"Wait, I'll come help" Amy said getting up and pulling Shane out of his seat into a hug. "You can make the bacon" she told him bringing a little grin across his face.

"Okay, I need something to distract me from this disaster" Shane said walking into the hallway.

"We'll call you guys when breakfast is ready" Marie said following Amy, Dwayne and Jay out of the room.

"Man! This is so unbelievable," Jeff said folding his arms.

"I know. I'm going to go to the gameroom where it's quiet and call to check on Dad" Matt said heading out the door.

"So, when can we hang out again? Alone?" Jeff said pulling Tammy into his arms.

"Jeff, this isn't the time to talk about hanging out," Tammy said pulling away.

"We enjoy each other's company. We don't do anything wrong. Why can't we just tell Matt that we enjoy hanging out" Jeff said.

"You know how he is Jeff. He'll flip out. He's always watching us as it is" Tammy pointed out.

"I guess you're right. On next Friday we'll go to our usual hangout" Jeff smiled.

"Okay, but we'll definitely have to wait until Matt leaves," she said pulling Jeff in her arms for a big hug. "I guess I'll go to the grocery store and rent some movies for today and tomorrow. We have to do something to remain sane," she said.

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SmackDown Live Taping

Houston Tx. Compaq Center

Thursday Sept. 13

"You ready to put on a good show?" Jeff asked Shane who was sitting across from him doing his Hurricane facepaint.

"Yea, I'm as ready as I'm going to be" Shane smiled.

"We'll do all of our moves tonight. You too Amy" Matt said pulling his purple shirt over his head.

"Hey, I don't have to wear my shirt like yours do I?" Jeff asked Matt.

"It would be nice to actually look similar Jeff" Matt answered.

"Well, I was planning on wearing my white tank. I want to be me. The laid back cool guy that I am" he grinned.

"Oh please! Get a life Mr. Daredevil" Amy laughed.

"Hey, the ladies love me" Jeff teased.

"Yea, until they get to know you. What's up wit dat?" Shane said laughing.

"Hey, I'm sweet, sensitive, daring, and have a little twist of weirdness to me. That makes for a perfect combination to be sexy," Jeff said pulling his white tank top over his head.

"Man, you are odd as hell bro" Matt said shaking his head.

"That's what makes me unique. I like being different from everyone else" Jeff said.

"You are definitely that Jeffrey" Amy said holding the door open for them as they headed to the ring.

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"Hey sweetie" Rob said as he pulled Tammy into a hug.

"Hey Rob. You doing okay?" Tammy asked.

"Oh yea, I'm holding up fine. I thought about you on Tuesday but I didn't call because I figured Matt would have answered" Rob told her.

"Matt rarely answers my cell. Due to the circumstances I'm sure he wouldn't have minded" she said.

"Well, I was hoping you weren't stressing yourself" he said poking her belly. "Wow! It's harder now," he said pressing on her belly gently.

"It's all babies. I don't think there's room for them to move too much. When they sense that I'm upset they do tend to try to kick field goals," she said pressing on her right side. "Give me your hand" she told him guiding his hand on the side of her stomach.

"Damn! The babies kicked me!" he laughed. "That was so cool," he said pressing down again only to feel a hard kick. "Wow, you're having boys. No girls can kick like that" he laughed. "I bet Matt has trained them to kick me personally" Rob grinned.

"I'd like one to be a girl personally but I'm happy as long as they're healthy" she said caressing her belly.

"Well, I can't wait to see the little persons that's been stirring up all these emotions in you" he said calmly.

"Well, you'd better get ready because I'm due in a month" she told him. "I'm so ready to have these babies before I kill both Matt and Jeff" she smiled. "I have no patience as of late".

"Oh don't do that because then I wouldn't be able to see you every week" he smiled and kissed her on the cheek. "I'll talk to you later, I need to go get ready for my match with Spike" he said walking down the hall heading to his locker room.

"Damn! If I was single and not pregnant!" Tammy whispered as she watched his ass in the tight jeans he was wearing.

"It still wouldn't stop you" Marie said over her shoulder causing her to jump.

"Marie! You scared me half to death" Tammy panted.

"Guilt does that to you. You ought to be living right. I bet he's great in bed. He's so calm he may be wearing you out and not even break a sweat" Marie laughed at the thought.

"Too bad I'll never be able to find out," Tammy said sadly.

"After you have these babies, you could hook up with Rob on the downlow" Marie suggested.

"I couldn't" Tammy said.

"Hell you've been screwing both Matt and Jeff for about 8 months now. I just think the three of you should become Mormons and get married" Marie indicated.

"You should really read up on Mormons, I don't think it's that easy" Tammy laughed. "Jeff and I hooked up once. We won't be living in the same house with Jeff because he'll be moving in a few months although I think he's stalling to see if these are his babies" Tammy admitted.

"I'm just going to be honest with you, I don't think Jeff will ever completely walk away from you even if these are Matt's babies. Matt on the other hand, he's hotheaded. He'll pull away eventually if these aren't his kids. Matt's a little selfish sometimes" Marie told her straight out.

"I hope your wrong Marie. Throughout this entire pregnancy Matt has been the hardest on me. Always bossing me around to where I had to sneak and eat the things I craved. Jeff has been great. I told you how we'd go out and pig out behind Matt's back" she laughed. "Jeff is so much more understanding when it comes to being patient".

"So basically, Jeff is still your food pimp?" Marie laughed out loud.

"Oh very funny. By the way, my cousin Eric is here tonight. He asked about you. He wants to take you to dinner after the show" Tammy informed Marie.

"Oh cool, I'll head out there and let him come backstage after the show" Marie said walking off.

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"What are you up to?" Jeff asked leaning in the doorway.

"Working" she answered as she read over storylines she'd written for Raw and SmackDown for up to November.

"Still working hard?" he smiled hopping onto her desk.

"Hey! Watch it!" she said wiping off her papers that were wet from his dripping hair.

"Sorry, just got out of the shower" he told her as he picked up her iced tea and drank from the bottle.

"So I smell. You going out tonight?" she asked still scanning over her notes.

"Hey, I wanted to go to Astroworld while we were here but I'm sure it won't be open on the weekend" Jeff said as he took another sip of her tea.

"You'll get a chance to another time. Honestly, I'm scared to go anywhere. I'm really scared to fly" she told him honestly.

"Me too. I'd like for us to start driving to the next towns more if it's not that far. I can take my car and Matt can take his" he said.

"Why not take my Escalade? It's bigger" she suggested.

"Sweetie, no disrespect but you drive too fucking slow!" Jeff teased.

"No, I just don't drive 85 in a 35 zone" she said seriously.

"Okay, you're never going to let me live that down are you? Besides, Matt drives worse than me" he said rolling his eyes up into his head.

"Nope! And Matt's a horrible driver too" she laughed. "You talked to Eddie about performing at Matt's party?" she asked.

"Yea, he says they'll perform for two hours. I let Joanie take care of booking the club. She had more time to do things than we did," he said sliding off the desk and getting down on his knees.

"What are you doing?" Tammy asked as he turned her chair around to face him.

"I want to talk to the babies. Send subliminal messages to them" he said as he palmed her belly and started talking to it. "You are going to be famous wrestlers just like your daddy and uncle. You will fear nothing. Fear is a 4-letter word. You will live for the moment. The extreme always leaves an impression," he said as he placed a kiss on her stomach.

"Jeff, you have lost your mind!" she said grabbing his hands and placing a kiss on his forehead. "You can never say that in front of Matt. We'll know soon enough who their father is. Hopefully we can all live with the results," she said.

"It doesn't matter. We're all connected to these babies regardless of the results. These kids are still related to me whether I'm the father or uncle. I already love them and they're not even here yet" he said caressing her stomach only to realize the drops of water falling onto his hands. He looked up and saw her crying. These babies were the future. He prayed that the world would be rid of all of the Osama Bin Laden's and Saddam Hussein's before they were old enough to understand the tragedy that befell on September 11th. He smiled widely and realized something. He was starting to think like a parent.

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"Dwayne you had the audience eating out the palm of your hands tonight" Dena told him as they stood in the hallway preparing to leave.

"Yea it was really fun talking smack to Stasiak's candy ass" he smiled.

"What's up Rock?" Jay said approaching them with a pair of huge glasses on his face.

"What the fuck?" Dwayne laughed pointing at his glasses.

"Hey, these are the style!" Jay shouted as Marie walked by and stopped to stare at his face. "What? You hate my shades too?" he asked throwing his hands up and placing them on his hips.

"Actually, I like them. You need to let me borrow them sometimes," Marie said pulling them off and trying them on.

"You're serious?" Jay asked.

"Yea, I like them" Marie said handing them back to him.

"Hey Jay, I think they reek of awesomeness," Dena said smiling.

"Really? Then perhaps you'd like to partake in a little dinner with me and do whatever comes natural later on?" he asked holding his hand out to Dena.

"I'd love to" Dena said looping her arm through his. "Oh by the way, just so Tammy won't be worried tell her Jay will be staying the night at my house" Dena whispered to Dwayne and Marie as she pulled Jay towards the exit door.

"Well damn, play on playa's" Dwayne laughed as he and Marie headed towards the parking lot.

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Raw

Nashville, TN.

"Come on Jeff you can outwrestle Lance Storm" Tammy whispered as Matt walked up behind her and pulled her against him.

"You feeling better?" Matt asked kissing her on her temple.

"A little. I'm okay during the day and then after five in the evening I'm slumped across my desk sleep" she laughed.

"This is your last week at work so you'll be able to rest until the babies come" he said rubbing on her large stomach.

"I'm actually looking forward to the pay per view Sunday. I'll be off to relax a few weeks before I have to get up for midnight and 4 a.m. feedings" she said watching Jeff's match on the television.

"Look at Jeff's crazy ass" Matt laughed as Jeff ran along the top of the security wall at ringside and clotheslined Lance Storm.

"He's going to slip and fall on somebody one day" Tammy laughed as Jeff went up on the top rope and landed the Spinning Corkscrew. "Oh! That was beautiful," she said in amazement.

"Yea that was great form," Matt added.

"Too bad he has to lose this match. He's on fire tonight," Tammy said.

"Yea, I was wondering if he wasn't starting to burn out" Matt said looking at the screen.

"You think so?" she asked turning to look at him.

"Yea, but he's been doing better," he said taking a seat on the couch.

"You think he needs time to heal his body don't you?" she asked sitting next to him.

"He wouldn't need that time if he'd just cut down on the high risk maneuvers," Matt said with an attitude.

"Are you guys having problems?" she asked point blank.

"No, not really. You and I on the other hand might," he said looking her straight in the eye.

"What do you mean?" she asked as her heart started to pound faster.

"I have a confession to make. The weekend I went away with Shannon and Shane I had a one night stand" Matt confessed.

"Excuse me?" Tammy said.

"It was a one night stand. It lasted maybe 10 minutes before I realized what I'd done. Baby, I never meant for it to happen but I felt it was time to tell you the truth" he said.

"Okay, so what do you expect for me to do?" she asked feeling sick.

"I want you to forgive me sweetie. I didn't even know her name and I used protection. She was a wrestling fan that was in a bar with her friends. Shannon and Shane was drunk and hooked up with her friends. I found myself in the room alone with her. It just happened but I still was alert enough to use protection. Baby I swear it will never happen again" he promised.

"I forgive you," she said outright.

"Just like that?" he said in shock.

"Yes, I love you and if you say it won't happen again, then I believe you" she said feeling less guilty about cheating with Jeff. As far as she was concerned she couldn't be mad at him because they were even. "Look, I don't know why you decided to tell me this now but there has to be a reason" she said looking him in the eye

"Well there is, have you ever let Jeff borrow your truck?" he asked.

"He's driven my truck a few times yes" she answered.

"What about the weekend that I was out of town with Shannon and Shane?" he asked suspiciously.

"Matt where is this coming from?" she asked becoming scared that Jeff had told Matt about their night together.

"My dad mentioned that Jeff had your truck awhile back and I let it go. Then about a week later he said that he think Jeff was seeing someone in town" he said.

"Okay, and?" she waited for him to continue.

"And then he told me he suspected that the woman he'd been with sexually was still in the house when he went to visit Jeff at his new house" Matt told her as he leaned back in his chair. "He remembered Jeff mentioning borrowing your truck but yet his Corvette was parked in the yard. Were you with Jeff that day?" he asked outright.

"Yes, I went by to see the house because I was bored at home. I started to feel sick, so Jeff drove me home and he drove the truck back to his house which is why I guess your Dad saw my truck there" she said nervously.

"Was anyone else there with him?" he continued badgering her.

"Look Matt, Jeff is a grown man. If he wanted to be sexual with someone in his own home that's his business, not mine" she said standing up and walking over to her desk for her purse.

"Where are you going?" Matt asked.

"I think I need a breath of fresh air. I don't feel too comfortable with where this conversation is headed," she said standing over him.

"I thought maybe we'd both fucked up and were even. I had to ask because you and Jeff are extremely close lately. I'm not too comfortable with you hanging around him all the time. I want you to cut him off until after the babies are born" Matt said looking up at her.

"Why? What has he done? You're the one confessing to an affair," she said starting to get pissed.

"What have both of you done?" Matt asked standing up and towering over her.

"What are you getting at Matthew? What do you really want to know?" she shouted at him.

"You know what? I fucked up and so did you! Why don't you just be honest and admit that you're in love with Jeff again! You go out and hang out with him every chance you get" he accused.

"I admit we slept together that Saturday. It was just that day. You're right, we're even. Matt, I love you and you only. I'll always love Jeff. He was my first love. I love you like a husband and Jeff as a friend. He's your brother and my friend so how can I cut him out of my life? I work and live with him! What your demanding is ludicrous," she said throwing her purse down on the couch.

"You're right, I'm totally acting like an idiot. I'm sorry," he said pulling her in for a hug.

"Jeff and I hang out because he let's me do things that you won't" she said in a soft whisper against his shoulder.

"Like what?" Matt asked kissing her on the neck.

"He let's me eat real food like Big Macs, Whoppers, Hot Dogs, Pizza, and Kelly's Truck Stop cheeseburger and fries" she said.

"What! Are you serious? You hang with Jeff because he helps you eat unhealthy food?" Matt said laughing hard.

"Exactly, with you I felt like I was in prison" she admitted.

"Why didn't you come to me and tell me I was being too hard on you?" he asked wiping tears from his eyes from laughing so hard.

"Matt you were impossible to deal with" she explained just as Jeff walked in pushing his yellow, red, and blue hair out of his face.

"What's going on?" Jeff asked sliding into the chair across from them.

"Six words, Kelly's Truck Stop cheeseburger and fries" Matt said walking towards him slowly.

"Umm, I think I'll go hang with Jay and Chris until it's time to leave" Jeff said backing up to the door with a smile on his face.

"Oh run Jeff. You'd better run while you still can little bro," Matt said in a playful tone as he took off after Jeff down the hallway.

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"Dwayne are you going to Rock Bottom Stephanie?" Tammy said as she passed Dwayne in the hall.

"I wish I could" he laughed before pouring his bottle of water over his head and headed to the ramp.

"You should leave Steph alone" Jeff said laughing as he stood next to her and watched Dwayne enter the ring while Steph and Test ran outside the ring.

"I'm totally over you cheating with her" Tammy smiled.

"Yea right. You still want revenge on her," he said leaning on her shoulder.

"Steph gave me a fake ass apology. I told her I accepted it. She has Paul now but she still was staring at Dwayne's crotch as soon as we walked out the office. She hasn't changed. She'll get what's coming to her eventually" Tammy told him.

"Tammy, you whipped her ass! Marie screwed up her engagement. You two already got revenge. I made a mistake with Steph so I'm asking you to let it go" Jeff begged.

"Jeff sweetie, don't flatter yourself. This is no longer about you. This is about someone else Steph screwed over" she said.

"You mean Joanie? She's plotting on Steph? Oh damn, I never imagined that she was still angry with Steph about that" Jeff said.

"Yes, she's still hurt. She thought Paul was her soulmate. They say what goes around comes around. Now he's out with an injury until January" Tammy reminded Jeff.

"Baby, I know you and Marie have friends in high places. You two didn't cause Paul's injury did you?" he said laughing.

"Anything is possible," she said with a serious look on her face. "Just kidding Jeff!" she laughed.

"Girl, don't play" he said placing his hand over his heart. "Since you've ratted me out to my brother he's agreed that we can go out and have some Italian food tonight. So, we need to get out of here early okay?" he told her.

"That's fine with me" she said.

"Knowing how slow you are I'll just wait here with you" Jeff accused.

"Oh please! You're the one who makes Matt, Amy, and I late all the time! Be quiet, I need to focus on this match" she said with a half grin.

"You're so bad sometimes" Jeff told her with a wide grin on his face.

"You loved me most when I was a bad girl" she said looking at him provocatively.

"Yes I did," he said throwing his arm around her and watched the match on the monitor.

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Saturday, September 22- Matt's Birthday Party

Tammy was so proud of herself for pulling off this surprise birthday party for Matt with Jeff, Amy, Marie, and Joanie's help. She was so grateful to Joanie helping considering the hard time she was having after Stephanie arranged for Vince to offer Joanie less money on her contract. Steph knew Joanie would leave which would leave a clear path for her and Paul to be open with their relationship. Everyone knew what was going on when Vince separated Stephanie and HHH, Paul's character on TV by claiming they were heading towards a divorce. Joanie had been really down up until a few weeks ago when she bumped into a nice guy Doug. They'd met at the gym and had become inseparable.

The party was finally in full swing by 10: 00 when Shane Helms and Shannon Moore came to help Matt celebrate his birthday. The biggest surprise was that Tammy and Jeff had gotten Pearl Jam to perform at the party. Matt was on cloud nine. Tammy had been having mild cramps all day but continued having a good time. Matt had told her that she needed to rest as much as possible, but she wouldn't hear of it. Jeff and Tammy were dancing when Matt and Kathy cut in. Tammy and Matt danced a few songs until she felt the urge to either sit down or push. They went to the table to sit down to talk to Adam, Kathy, Jay, Dena, Marie, Dwayne, Amy and Chris. They all laughed as they watched Rikishi dance with everyone at the party. That is except for Marie. She seemed to be a little pissed that he hadn't insulted her at all throughout the night. Even Jeff and Nora who wrestled as Molly Holly seemed to be getting really close.

"Hey, Shane!" Tammy said. "Did you invite your old buddy?" she asked.

"Yes, he will be here very soon" he grinned flashing his braces.

A few minutes later, Bill Goldberg walked into the club. He walked over to Tammy, Matt, Shannon, and Shane.

"What up people!" Goldberg shouted hugging everybody. "How's it going old man?" he said shaking hands with Matt.

"Bill I want you to meet someone" Tammy said leading him over to the table.

"Bill!" Marie yelled and went to hug him.

"Hey Marie. How's life treating you?" Bill asked earnestly.

"Just fine" she said scooting over and offering him her seat next to Dena.

He sat down and reacquainted himself with everybody. He noticed that Dena was really quiet. Marie kept hitting his leg trying to get him to talk to Dena.

"Hello Miss Dena" he said turning to her.

"Hi" Dena said anxiously.

"I remember you from WCW. You used to do hair and makeup with Kathy here" he said pointing across the table at Kathy.

"Yes, I did. How did you know I worked there? You never came to the makeup room," Dena said.

"Just because I don't wear makeup and don't have to get my hair done doesn't mean I don't notice people" he said touching his baldhead.

Dena laughed. "So, why didn't you bring your wife tonight" she asked slyly.

"Oh, I'm not married. Matter of fact I'm single right now" Bill said winking at her.

"Oh, okay!" Dena said in her most feminine voice.

So, would you like to take me onto the dance floor and show me some of your moves?" he asked obviously flirting with her.

"Of course" Dena said taking his hands in hers and leading him to the dance floor.

Pearl Jam started to play one of Matt's favorite songs "Corduroy". He pulled a reluctant Tammy out of the chair and onto the dance floor.

"See, Pearl Jam isn't that bad" Matt said excitedly.

"They're okay," she said.

"Oh my God! You like them don't you?" he said as he pulled her closer.

"Yes! You've gotten me into Pearl Jam!" she exclaimed. "Now I have to get you into some Destiny's Child, Lil Kim."

"Hey, I listen to Puff Daddy, Jay Z, and Luther" he said in a serious tone.

"Matt, you listened to them before we started dating. Don't even try to run that game on me" she laughed. She put her arms around his shoulders as Pearl Jam went into a slow ballad. They swayed together as if no one else was in the room but them. Pearl Jam switched over and started playing "Keep on Rockin in the Free World" as everyone got into the song Tammy gasped as she felt something wet run down her legs. "Did I just pee on myself?" she thought to herself. She pulled away from Matt and looked down at the floor the same time as he did.

"Baby, I think it's time," she said as he pushed her towards the door of the club. He stopped to inform Dwayne and Kathy that they were headed to the hospital.

"Now? I thought she had another month?" Dwayne asked with a worried look on his face.

"With twins, they can arrive up to 2 months early" Kathy said.

"Yea, what she said. Gotta go. See you guys there" Matt said as they headed to the car.

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Marie was exhausted as she entered her hotel room. All she wanted was to get some sleep. She'd been at the hospital over 3 hours before Tammy gave birth to two little boys, one weighing in at 5 lb. 6 oz. and the other at 5 lb. 3 oz. They were the cutest little tan babies she'd ever seen. They actually made Marie want to have a baby herself. Was she losing her mind? Her? A mother? She could do anything she put her mind to. She laid down to get some sleep. What in the world? Something stinks? She sat up and looked around the room sniffing for what it was that smelled so foul. Is it me? No. Damn it smells like foot and ass in here! She lay back down on the pillow only to smell the odor again. She sniffed the pillow noticing the odor was stronger. She lifted the pillow as the odor slapped her square in the face. "What the hell?" she shouted as she sat up and turned the on the light. There under the pillow was a pair of Rikishi's wrestling thongs. "Eew that bastard! That bastard want a war, then you can call me GI Jane. No more Mrs. Nice girl" she said as she used a pencil to throw them in the bathroom trash. She then went to her suitcase, got out the Febreze and sprayed her covers down. "Starting tomorrow, it's on!"

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Tammy sat up in the hospital bed waiting for the nurse to bring the babies in for their 12 p.m. feeding. Marie arrived with balloons and her overnight bag right before the nurse arrived with the babies.

"Girl, you are too fertile for me! As much as I have sex I've never gotten pregnant. I guess my eggs must be ducking and dodging" she said as she held one of the twins. "What's this one's name?"

"We haven't decided yet. We were thinking of naming one after Matt and the other after Jeff" Tammy said causing Marie to gasp.

"Fool! Are you crazy? That would make people start wondering who the father is. Don't start any static. You know that old saying, "Don't start none won't be none" Marie said as she placed the bottle in the baby's mouth. "You look like your uncle. I mean your daddy" Marie laughed out loud.

"Marie, stop playing. All babies have light eyes when they're born. That's what the doctor said".

"Girl, I'm telling you this baby looks like Jeff! Look at this sandy colored brown hair".

"Marie, my hair is a reddish brown color. Plus my two uncles on my mom's side had green eyes" Tammy said as Matt entered the room with a big bag of snickers candy bars.

"Oh how sweet" Marie said reaching for the candy only to lick her tongue out at him as he sat it on the table next to Tammy so he could pick his son up.

"Matt stop kissing him! You'll give him kissing bumps" Tammy pouted.

"I'll love him the same, bumps and all," he said kissing him again causing him to start to cry. "Ooh he has lungs like his mama" Matt joked.

"Oops, okay. The baby is crying, that means it's time for me to go. My nerves are too bad for this girl. I can't have no kids," Marie said getting up and kissing the baby before placing him in the bassinet. She then took some diapers out from under the table with some baby lotion and baby shampoo.

"Marie stop stealing my baby's stuff" Matt laughed as she stuffed her purse with the items.

"Boy, these are for the babies. Hell the hospital will give you more when you leave. Yall got two mouths to feed now. Trust me they put them in here for you to take them" Marie said as she took a whole bag of diapers from under the bassinet.

"Marie, I need to change my sons in a little while" Tammy said.

"Here" she said slapping two diapers in Matt's hand and heading out the door.

"So, I talked to the doctor before I came in. According to her the boys aren't identical, they're fraternal," Matt said sitting down with his son in his arms. "So, you've come up with a name?"

"No, not yet. Hey, what about Caleb and Callum?" she asked.

"I like those names. Now come up with a middle name," Matt said as he started to change the babies diaper. "Looks like he should be in a lot of pain" he said cringing at the sight of the baby's circumcised penis.

"It would be worse if we had waited until he was older. So, when are you flying out for the show? You have a match tonight" she reminded him.

"Vince said I could wrestle the match with Jeff at Unforgiven tonight and then have the rest of the week off. I may go on and wrestle tomorrow night and be back here for Tuesday when you should be getting released," Matt said as he laid the baby down next to Tammy and picked the other baby up from the bassinet just as he started to frown and whine. Matt stared down at him and shook his head. "Baby, we need to get a DNA test run. I'm so scared these aren't my kids," he said as tears welled up in his eyes.

"You think they look like Jeff don't you? I swear that I'd just die if they weren't yours. Jeff is with Nora now. It would tear our lives apart all because of a few hours of fun" Tammy said placing her head in her hands

"I explained to Dr. Connelly that you dated my brother before we started dating. I didn't tell her about the threesome of course but I just let her think you got pregnant in between the time you two broke up and we got together" Matt said just as Jeff and Amy walked into the room.

"Oh! They are so beautiful!" Amy gushed as she picked the baby up lying next to Tammy.

Jeff took the screaming little twin from Matt's arms. "Oh, look he's so feisty! He'll definitely be the loud one".

Dr. Connelly walked in and looked at Amy and Jeff holding the babies. "Good morning everyone. I was coming by to talk to you about the tests to be run on the Hardy babies". "I would like to talk to the parents alone if you don't mind"

Amy and Jeff put the babies back down in the bassinet and turned to leave.

"Umm, blondie! Yea, you" she said pointing to Jeff. "I believe you should stay. I got a feeling I'll be requiring some of your DNA" she said looking down at the babies.

"Umm, okay. Are you sure?" Jeff asked as he ran his fingers through his green, red, and blue streaked blonde hair looking at Matt as if he was terrified.

"Trust me baby, I've dealt with these situations a million times. I know the daddy when I see him, but just to be sure I'd like to run a test on the both of you. I've been wrong a few times in my life" Dr. Connelly said looking down at the babies and comparing them to Matt and Jeff. "Well baby, I'm just going to be honest with you, this is going to be a close call. The roll of the dice as they say. Not trying to hurt your feelings baby but I'm putting my money on rainbow brite over there" she laughed looking at Jeff as she walked to the door. She turned to them and said, "What the heck you two standing there for? I need some DNA! Let's do this before my soap opera come on. I need to see General Hospital. I love to point out when they mispronounce medical terms. So, which one of you are going to make this woman an honest woman?" she said as she led them out the door.

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"Psst! Tammy, it's me Marie" Marie whispered sneaking into the room a few minutes later. "Security was giving me a hard time with the diapers. I need a bag or something to put them in. I told them I'd just had a baby here but they didn't believe me. I even tried to show them I had some baby fat," she said pinching at her sides. "I saw your doctor with Matt and Jeff when I was getting off the elevator. Girl she is crazy as hell. Had the nerve to tell me that taking the stairs instead of the elevator is a good way to lose a few pounds. Old Heffa! Reminds me of my mama" Marie huffed as she started cooing at the babies.

"Marie, they're gone to take the test to determine who fathered the babies. My nerves are shot. If Jeff is the father I think Matt will leave me. He claims he won't but I see how he looks at Caleb"

"Who in the hell is Caleb? Is he somebody else who is a potential father?" Marie asked walking closer to the bed.

"Hell no! We decided to name the twins Caleb and Callum" Tammy replied.

"Oh thank God! I was getting nervous myself. I think one looks like Jeff and the other one looks like you. Look at your little miniature lips! It's just too cute. Callum you look just like your mommy. I think I want a baby," Marie said causing Tammy to spit the water she was drinking onto the sheet.

"What? You? Oh my God! No way! Marie you are not the motherly type" Tammy said.

"I can be when I find the right man" Marie responded. "I'm really ready Tam. I'm ready to settle down," she said sternly. "What? Why are you looking at me that way?" Marie asked slightly exasperated.

"Well Marie, I was honestly waiting for you to burst out laughing like you always do when you talked about settling down. Wait a minute, are you in love?" Tammy asked enthusiastically.

"Hold up babygirl, you're jumping the gun a little bit now. I said I wanted a baby, not that I was in love," Marie said becoming a little agitated.

"Well, do you have anybody in mind for the job of daddy?" Tammy inquired.

"I have a few men in mind" she said smiling.

"Well, you can have Matt and Jeff. At least one of them are very fertile" Tammy laughed eyeing the twins in the bassinet next to her.

"No thanks" Marie laughed. "I want to have cute kids!"

"Hey! Matt is very handsome. Jeff is too when his hair isn't the colors of the rainbow" Tammy said.

"No thanks! I don't want my baby looking like skittles over there" she said looking at the babies causing Tammy to hit her on her arm. "Ouch! I was just referring to the babies' hair color. When I kissed those babies I swear I could taste the rainbow. I ain't lying. I ain't lying," she said running to the door before Tammy could hit her again.

"Well, at least you can make me laugh a little. My babies hair will not look like a bag of skittles" Tammy said rubbing her son's faces. They are so tiny and beautiful".

"Yea, all kidding aside. You did good girl. They are so pretty. Well, handsome. I need to head on out. I'll let everyone know their names tonight at Unforgiven" Marie said as she looked up and down the hall for security. "I'm out!" she said as she closed the door.

"Hmm, Marie is in love or on her way and don't even realize it" Tammy said aloud staring down at the babies.

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"Hey Hardy! Congratulations" said Bubba Ray Dudley as Matt passed by the card table backstage.

"Oh thanks man" Matt said grinning from ear to ear.

"You ready for fatherhood?" Faarooq asked handing him a cigar.

"Ready as I'll ever be" Matt said beaming.

"How's Tammy doing?" Terri asked walking over with a beer in her hand.

"She's fawning over the babies like all mothers do" Jeff said walking over and leaning on Matt.

"You ready for this tag match?" Spike Dudley shouted as he and Big Show walked by.

"We're always ready," Jeff yelled.

"Hey proud papa" Shane Helms said walking up and giving Matt a hug.

"What's up man?" Matt said.

"Oh, you know it's you man. You got a hell of a birthday gift" Shane grinned.

"Man it was amazing to see" Matt smiled shaking his head.

"I'll bet it was" Shane smiled.

"Hey junior! Congrats" Jericho yelled slapping Matt on the back.

"Thanks man. You going to whip Rob's ass tonight?" Matt grinned.

"As much as I can before that slut bag ho Steph interferes" he replied.

"Man, you are crazy" Jeff laughed.

"Hey, I'm not the one who screwed her! I think that would make you the crazy one" he told Jeff.

"Man, will you guys ever let me live that down. I did it and I regretted it. Let me move on" Jeff said shaking his head heading to the dressing room.

"Don't go away mad junior!" Jericho teased as Matt pushed him upside the head.

"Don't tease him. He's sensitive about that subject," Matt said.

"Hey, I didn't know. So, are the rumors true that the babies could be Jeff's?" Chris asked.

"It's possible. We're hoping they aren't" Matt said.

"We as in you and Tammy?" he asked.

"Yea, Jeff I think is freaking out. The idea of having one child then it ends up being two, I think its added pressure on him. Even if these are his kids, I don't think he'll be fully committed. I can hardly get him to work on time," Matt said honestly.

"Damn, well for the kids sake I hope they're yours" Jericho said slapping Matt on the shoulder as he headed over to talk to Kronik, Kane and Undertaker.

Matt walked into the dressing room as Jay and Adam was discussing their IC title match. He noticed Jeff was busy with his hair. He didn't know what to say to him considering everyone was congratulating him on becoming a new father even though Jeff could be the father. "Hey Jeff, can we talk?" Matt asked as Jeff nodded and walked into the adjoining room where there was a couch, coffee table, and a TV monitor.

"Sit down" Matt told him as he closed the door. "I wanted to ask you something," Matt said.

"Okay" Jeff said pushing his hair under his hat.

"If these are your kids, are you going to step up and be a father?" Matt asked.

"What? Matt, this isn't the Maury Povich show! I'm not denying that I could be the father of those babies. I honestly believe I am the father. I plan on being there for my kids" Jeff said standing and redoing his belt through the loops as he noticed he'd skipped a loop.

"So, you do realize that being a father to the boys means you won't get the girl" Matt asked.

"I'm with Nora now. I don't expect Tammy to be with me," Jeff said becoming annoyed.

"Good, I just wanted to clear that up. I do plan on having a say in raising the boys since we will be living together rather they're yours or mine" he told Jeff.

"If they are mine I'll have complete say over raising my sons including them living with me half the time. If you have a problem with that then I suggest you discuss it with Tammy, seeing as though we've already discussed the visitation setup" he said heading for the door.

"Just so you know, even though she's denied it, I know you fucked her sometime after that threesome" Matt whispered.

"Matt, get over it! Your insecurities make you look bad. I had her first. That's what this is all about isn't it? You can't stand the fact that she chose to be with me over you, the pretty boy. The one all the girls want. You were the smartest making straight A's while I struggled. Guess what Matt? I was finally the better wrestler and I got the girl! You just couldn't be happy with what you had so you moved in on my girl. When she sees the cold, manipulative Matt Hardy that I know, she'll leave you so quick that you won't even see it coming. So you see, I'll be happy for her to be with anyone as long as she is happy. Matt I hate to be the bearer of bad news but you just don't have the patience to keep her happy" Jeff said walking out leaving Matt astounded at how grown up Jeff had become over these past few months.

After their tag match Matt stepped outside the arena for a breath of fresh air. He felt as if he couldn't breath. He sat down on the hood of his rental car and drank his soda. He was definitely stressed out. He missed Tammy. Jeff was wrong, he had plenty of patience. He could make her happy. They had one hump to get over, the paternity tests. After that they'd all be better off. Matt knew in his heart that it was more likely Jeff was the father considering one of the babies had light hair and eyes. Damnit! Why was this happening to him? He was with the woman he loved but yet he wasn't as happy as he would be if he knew that he was the father.

"Say Matt, what the hell are you doing out here?" Steve Austin asked as he approached Matt with a can of beer in his hand.

"Oh relaxing. You're not preparing for your match with Angle?" Matt asked laughing.

"Hell son, don't you see me drinking a beer?" Austin snorted.

"So, what brings you out here?" Matt asked.

"Trying to get away from Debra and them damn cookies! That and Paul E constantly sucking up to me. I've been tempted to stun his ass all night" Austin growled.

"Hey! What are you guys talking about?" Rob Van Dam asked as he walked over to them drinking a bottle of Aquafina water and wiping his face with a towel.

"Aww hell, just shooting the breeze. Your match over with Jericho already?" Austin asked.

"Yea about 5 minutes ago" Rob replied.

"Well, I'm heading on back in because that means I'll be up after the Rock, Shane and Booker T match" Austin said throwing the empty beer can in the trash can and heading back into the building.

"So, how did you win?" Matt asked never looking Rob's way.

"Van-Daminator and then hit the 5 Star Splash for the win" he said taking a sip of water.

"Great. Why are you out here?" Matt asked looking out at traffic from the parking garage.

"Well, I wanted to congratulate you on your new family" Rob said sounding sincere.

"Like you care," Matt said finally looking at Rob.

"Hey man, I care. I just wanted you to know that I was sorry for going after your girl" Rob said.

"Rob, your never sorry" Matt laughed.

"You're right but in this case I am. I like Tammy. She's sexy as hell. Got an ass." Rob said before Matt cut him off.

"Hey man! Watch your mouth. She is fine though" Matt grinned.

"Hey you know I speak the truth dude," Rob said.

"Well, I guess I'll head on back in" Matt said sliding off the car.

"Will you still be in town after the show?" Rob asked.

"Yea, I'm going to stay on until Tuesday" Matt answered.

"Cool, I'll treat you to dinner tonight. I mean it is your birthday and you're a new father," Rob said cheerfully.

"You remembered it being my birthday?" Matt grinned.

"Dude, I still consider you my friend" Rob told him as they walked back into the arena together.

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Raw

Marie sneaked into Rikishi's dressing room and spotted a pair of his wrestling trunks. She quietly scooped some Ben-Gay out of the container and rubbed it into the seat of his trunks. She heard the water stop running in the shower and quickly sneaked out bumping into Chris Jericho.

"Watch it girly" Chris said.

"Oh sorry" she whispered.

He looked up at the nameplate on the door and smiled. What are you up to Marie" he said as he played with his long beard.

"Oh shit! Goddamn! Whoo" Rikishi screamed from his locker room.

Chris smiled. "What did you do?"

"Ben-Gay in his trunks" she said.

"Damn! You're bad. Now I remember why I like you. Your sadistic just like me" Chris laughed. "You'd better get out of here before he comes out".

"Okay. Take care Chris" she said heading for her office.

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Later That Night

Everyone was having a blast at Club Orchid. Dwayne was dancing with Trish Stratus as Jeff danced with Amy. Marie was full of energy considering she'd gotten one over on Rikishi. He didn't show up to the club claiming to be tired. She knew better. She'd celebrated earlier by having her favorite types of food at a Chinese restaurant. The gang had joined her and was stuffed as well. She was shocked when Rikishi showed up to the restaurant and sent her a drink and a plate of something she couldn't pronounce. She knew he'd thrown in the towel. He knew she wasn't to be screwed with.

"Why are you smiling so much?" asked Adam as he twirled her around on the dance floor.

"Oh no reason" she frowned at the burning sensation in her stomach.

"You okay?" Adam asked with concern.

"Yes, great" she said trying to hide her discomfort. "I think I'm going to head back to the hotel".

"Okay" Adam said leading her back to the table for her purse.

"Ready for our dance?' Jay asked.

"Can I get a raincheck? I'm really tired," she said trying to talk over the rumbling in her stomach.

"Sure, no problem sweetie" Jay said sounding disappointed.

Marie left the club and headed to the nearest 24-hour drug store. She bought a bottle of Pepto-Bismol and drank half the bottle on the way to the hotel. By the time she checked into her room she had to really use the bathroom. She didn't even turn the lights on when she entered the room. She headed straight to the toilet. She pulled her dress over her head and took off her underwear. She knew she needed to be comfortable for this. She ran into the bathroom and sat on the toilet to relieve herself. As she sat there it seemed as if something was spilling over onto the floor. She stood up and turned the light on and was faced with the horror of the toilet seat being wrapped completely in blue Saran Wrap. She hadn't even used it in the toilet because it was sealed off. She'd made a mess all around the toilet. Rikishi! It had to be that pompous asshole. While she was out celebrating he was wrapping her toilet with Saran Wrap. Her stomach started to rumble again. She had a choice, try to find something to cut the saran wrap off of the toilet or jumping into the bathtub to prevent making a further mess. Judging by the way her stomach was doing flip-flops she went with the latter.

The next morning on her way to breakfast she ran into Rikishi on the elevator. They didn't speak until the three passengers got off.

"Enjoyed the spicy entrée I sent to you?" Rikishi smiled.

"No, and I suggest that you wash your ass on a regular basis judging from the odor of your wrestling trunks" she said with a smirk.

"I only give the ones I've worn more than three times to people I don't like" he said.

"Just so you know, nothing human smells like that," she said frowning from the thought of the odor.

"The old Ben-Gay in the trunks trick was so amateur," he said looking straight ahead.

"You are so juvenile! Disgusting even" she said venomously. "Why are you smiling?' she asked as she heard him snicker in the corner of the elevator.

"Nothing just in a good mood" he said as he started to whistle. The elevator doors slid open and he stepped off and called over his shoulder, "Toilet seat baby!"

"What did you say?" she asked quickly.

He turned with a huge smile on his face and said, "I said see you later," he said as he backed away from her as if he didn't trust to turn his back on her.

"Oh, you just wait until tonight" she muttered to herself as she stepped off the elevator.

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Later that night - Smackdown

Marie stopped by Chris Jericho's locker room to see if their plan had worked.

"Did you do it?" she asked full of excitement.

"Done! Did it during his match" Chris laughed as he laced up his boots.

"Oh goody!" Marie giggled as she jumped up and down. "Remember, we have to lay low until after he sees it. I definitely want to see, so I'll meet you about 11" she said as she left out of the room. She was so happy that she barely noticed Rob Van Dam standing in front of her.

"Hey Marie, how's it going?" he asked.

"Just fine" she replied.

"Cool. I was wondering when Tammy was coming back," he said looking so sweet.

"Well, she had the twins early Sunday after Matt's birthday party. She'll be back in 4-6 weeks" Marie informed him.

"Oh, I heard she had them early. That's cool. Well, do you think it would be okay if I call her in about a week? Send a gift for the kids or something" he said in that cool voice of his that Marie found sexy.

"Oh, sure. She'd love that," Marie said checking him out as he walked off. Damn! He was fine!

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Dwayne and Rikishi headed out of the arena to their cars laughing it up with Jay, Adam, and RVD. Just as they approached Rikishi's car Rob was the first to see the damage.

"Holy shit! Dude! Your car is missing all four tires, and like totally on cement blocks" Rob said as he fought to control his urge to laugh.

"Goddamn!" Dwayne said kneeling down to survey the damage.

"Motherfucker!" Rikishi said slamming his fists on the trunk of the rental car.

"Dude, somebody totally hates your ass!" Adam laughed.

"Eew is that a pair of your wrestling tights on the antenna" Rob asked pointing.

"Dude! There's like a treasure map here on the windshield that leads you to the wheels and hubcaps on the car" Jay said laughing showing it to Adam.

"Well, the items are within 30 blocks from the arena according to this. What type of sick, sadistic person would do this?" Adam asked.

Rikishi and Dwayne looked at one another and in unison said "Marie!" Rikishi headed back into the building cursing as Dwayne tried to calm him down in between laughing.

"Man! This like totally reeks of awesomeness," Adam said grinning.

"Offbeat shenanigans rule!" Jay said walking around the car.

"Dude, I think he'll totally kick her ass over this" Rob said with concern.

"Let's just hope he doesn't find her tonight" Adam said as his cellphone started to ring. "Hello?" he said into the phone. "Just us right now, why? Okay. Cool". He hung up. "That was Chris wondering if we were still here and if we wanted to meet up later".

"Oh, that was nice of him to invite us out" Jay said.

"Yea. Let's go on and head out. I need to get in at a decent hour. We plan on going to Cameron to see the Hardy babies tomorrow after the show," said Adam.

"So, is it true that Jeff could be the father?" Rob asked with interest.

"Hey, I can't tell you until I actually see them," Adam said opening the car door.

"So, is Hardy going to marry her?" Rob asked prying a little more.

"Why? You interested?" Jay said jokingly.

"Possibly" Rob said without thinking.

"Dude please! She just gave birth for christsakes! That's just gross," Jay said making a sour face and shaking his head.

"Yea, besides she's totally into the Hardy gene pool right now," said Adam.

"Well, if she ever gets them out of her system, I'll be first in line to pick up the pieces of her broken heart" Rob said reaching over into the front seat to turn on the radio.

"Dude! Let it go! She's like way out of your league" Adam told him as honestly as possible as he adjusted his rear view mirror in time to see Marie and Chris getting into a rental car quickly and speeding out the parking lot.

"Damn! They have guilt written all over them," Jay said rolling down the window to see which way they were headed. "Man! Follow them!" Jay demanded as Adam started the car.

"So, you guys really think I don't have chance?" Rob continued.

"Do you want to deal with Matt again? I sure as hell wouldn't. He risked a lot to be with her. I was there. I saw him suffering while she dated Jeff for a little over a year. She was a virgin too dude. Did you know Matt was even in the room with them while they were having sex once? It hurt him so much that he started rooming with Jay and I just so he wouldn't have to see her with Jeff. Now that he has her I don't think either one of them are goin anywhere. Sorry Rob, but that's just the way I see it" said Adam.

"Things change over time dude. Trust me. All I'm saying is if she wanted a little RVD comfort, I wouldn't turn her down" Rob said in a cocky tone.

"Dude! You have issues. Matt keeps her rammed with cock. If he isn't in it, Jeff is. Trust me, there's no room for yours" Jay said turning in his seat to look at Rob to see if he was serious. "Better men have tried and failed" Jay added pointing to himself and Adam. "Plus, man she's like a mother now. That's like a sin or something. I think I need to pray for you dude. Honestly!" Jay said as he turned and hung his head out the window letting the cool breeze blow through his blond mane.

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Wednesday

24 Hours Later

Matt, Jeff, and Tammy sat across from Dr. Connelly as she read over the DNA test again shaking her head over and over again.

"Well I'll be damned," she said looking at Tammy.

"Can you please tell us the results doctor?" Jeff asked nervously as he adjusted a whining Callum on his shoulder. "Shhh. Uncle Jeffy is here little man. Don't cry" he cooed as he gently rocked him back and forth.

"Well" Dr. Connelly started. "I've only heard of cases like this one but never actually experienced it myself" she said reaching over into her drawer and pulling out a little flask and took a swig out of it.

"Are you drinking?" Matt asked with concern.

"Trust me you'll probably need a drink when I read this to you. Just so you know, I'm off today so I can drink. I'm here just to give you these paternity results" she explained.

"Okay, I'm ready to hear the results" Matt said grabbing Tammy's hand and squeezing it tightly causing her to wince.

"Okay, in the case of Caleb Hardy, Matthew you are not the father" said Dr. Connelly.

"Oh my God!" Matt jumped up out the chair and walked out of Dr. Connelly's office. Tammy placed Caleb in the baby carrier and went out into the hallway where Matt was sitting on the floor sobbing.

"Matt I'm so sorry!" she said as she got on her knees and pulled him into her arms.

"This can't be happening!" Matt cried.

Jeff walked out into the hallway a few seconds later. "The doctor wants you two to come back into her office for a minute" he said turning back to go into the office. He turned and looked at a devastated Matt and got the courage to speak to him. "Matt, I'm really, really sorry about this. I never intended for this to happen" he swore.

They all went back in and sat down. Dr. Connelly offered her flask to Matt and he politely turned it down as he sat there with his right leg shaking.

"Okay, here's where the twist comes," said Dr. Sharon. "In the case of Callum Hardy, Jeff you are not the father".

"What?" Tammy said sitting up in the chair.

"What!" Matt yelled looking at Tammy and Jeff in confusion.

"Unfuckingbelievable!" Jeff swore under his breath.

"You been fucking somebody else?" Matt accused looking at Tammy and releasing her hand.

"No! I swear!" Tammy said staring at him.

"Come clean now", Jeff said to Tammy. "Who else have you been with?"

"No one! I'm telling the truth!" Tammy cried as tears fell staining her light blue silk shirt.

"Is it Dwayne? Matt asked staring down at the floor.

"What? Tammy asked confused.

"Umm if you all will be quiet for a minute I wasn't finished," Dr. Connelly said before taking another drink. "I found that in the case of Callum Hardy, Matthew Moore Hardy was found to be his father".

"What?" Matt said as his head snapped up. "What are you saying? I'm Callum's father but not Caleb's?"

"Yes, the father of Caleb Hardy, is Jeffrey Nero Hardy," said Dr. Connelly as she pulled a sandwich out of her purse and started eating. "I'm sorry, but this is new for me" she said nervously.

Jeff stood up with Callum still lying on his shoulder and handed him to Matt as Tammy sat there astounded. Jeff squatted down and stared at Caleb sleeping in his carrier. "My son" he said looking at him. He picked him up and kissed him, "I love you, and I promise to be there for you until the day I die" Jeff said as tears rolled down his face.

Matt sat staring at little Callum. "My son is Callum," he said. Callum awoke and cooed and opened his eyes looking at him as if he recognized his voice from the many nights he sang Pearl Jams songs to him inside Tammy's belly. "Oh my God!" he said looking at Tammy. "I'm so sorry I accused you of being with Dwayne, okay?" he said pulling her over for a kiss and then kissing his son on the forehead and hugging him.

"Dr. Connelly, how is this possible? Tammy asked still feeling a little overwhelmed.

"Well, basically you ovulated and released two eggs in the same month and they were exposed to sperm from two men, causing you to get pregnant with twins, one fathered by each man. There is no physical problem related to carrying pregnancies fathered by different men," she said taking another drink.

"Can you explain that again?" Jeff asked standing up with Caleb.

"Hmm, okay but pay attention this time baby because my soaps will be on in an hour and I need to head on home and check on my granddaughter too. Okay, it is possible for fraternal twins to have different fathers, it has actually happened before. There's even a medical term for it, Superfecundation. There was a classic case, which is discussed in William's Obstetrics. John Archer, the first doctor to receive a medical degree in the United States, recorded it in 1810. According to Archer, a white woman who had sex with a black man and a white man within a short time subsequently gave birth to twins, one white, and one mulatto. Other cases have been reported since," said Dr. Connelly.

"So, you're saying I got pregnant twice within a few days?" Tammy said still in shock.

"You could have gotten pregnant within a few hours or a few days, although I'm betting on the few hours theory. You young folks are freaky as hell these days. So, how did this really happen. I know it's more to this case than meets the eye," Dr. Connelly said sitting on her desk staring at them.

"Well, I told you about my brother and Tammy dating. He cheated on her and we hooked up the night she caught him" Matt offered.

"Umm hmm. I was hoping for something more exciting like a threesome or something" she cackled as she stood up, threw her uneaten food in the trash and got her purse to leave. "If you have anymore questions don't call me today because I'm a little tipsy right now. Before I'm too gone, in case you didn't get it. You both got her pregnant. Caleb is Jeffrey's son and Callum is Matthew's son. Got it?" she asked.

"Got it!" they all answered.

"Then my work here is done," said Dr. Connelly heading out the door stuffing her flask in her purse.

"I guess we know their middle names now," said Matt. "Callum Matthew Hardy and Caleb Jeffrey Hardy" he said looking at Jeff and Tammy for approval.

"I think that's a good idea," Jeff said as he walked over and hugged Matt and then Tammy. "Well you guys, we came together a few times and two beautiful boys came out of it" he said trying to be funny.

"Jeff that was a really bad example" Matt frowned.

"Really. That was foul man" Tammy laughed as she took Callum from Matt's arms and locked him into the carrier.

"I'll carry him to the car baby" Matt said taking the carrier from her.

"Okay, well I'll get Caleb then" she said turning to see Jeff already locking him into his seat.

"I've got CJ" Jeff said smiling.

"CJ?" Tammy asked looking at Jeff.

"His nickname. He'll wrestle under CJ Hardy and take way harder bumps in the ring than me" Jeff said teasing her.

"And CM Hardy here will be his tag team partner. They'll be Team Extreme, Version 2. They'll jump off the roof of the buildings instead of ladders like us" Matt continued the teasing.

"You two just don't know. I will get a restraining order against you two if you try to get anywhere near my sons with that extreme wrestling talk" she said heading out the office leaving them snickering and giving each other their Team Extreme sign behind her back.

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Fri. November 2

"Happy Birthday sweetheart" Matt said as he pulled the blindfold from over her eyes.

"Matt! It's breathtaking!" Tammy sighed as she covered her chest as she walked into the cottage and saw the table decorated with candles, all kinds of fruits, cheeses, and breads. There was also a bottle of wine with two glasses on the table.

"You and Amy must have moved into the mall today. I thought you'd never make it back in time for my surprise," Matt said as he handed her a bouquet of roses.

"Oh thanks Matt. These are nice, but my birthday is tomorrow," she said sniffing the roses and placing a soft kiss on his lips.

"I know. We have two full nights here. I plan on pampering you all weekend including after Rebellion whether I'm sore or not. Anything you desire I'll do or get for you" he said taking the flowers out of her hand and led her through the huge bedroom that was filled with sugar cookie scented candles and into the bathroom. The huge tub was filled with bubbles and red and white rose petals.

"Oh my God! This is so beautiful baby!" she exclaimed as she bent over the tub and ran her hand through the foamy bubbles.

"Now it's time for you to be pampered," he said as he slowly undressed her and helped her into the tub. He then undressed himself and joined her in the tub. He took the sugar cookie scented soap and bathed her. "Baby, I could just eat you up" he groaned as he kissed her behind her ear.

After pampering her in the tub he dried her off and sent her into the bedroom where there was a Victoria's Secret box on the bed. She opened it to find a champagne gold lace bra and thong set.

"Put it on" Matt demanded leaning against the bathroom door naked.

"Okay" she said as she stepped into the thongs and then put the bra on.

"You look beautiful standing there with the candlelight flickering on your body," he said walking towards her and pulling her in for a sensuous kiss.

"What do you have planned for me next?" she asked grinding up against him causing him to grunt.

"You're making this really hard for me" he laughed as he realized how it sounded.

"Sorry. You're just so irresistible," she said pulling away from him.

"Lie on the bed on your stomach. I'm going to give you a full body massage," he said as he opened a small black case and pulled out various oils before deciding on a vanilla scent. He started with massaging her temples and ended an hour later as he hit an erogenous zone on the bottom of her foot that woke her out of her sleep.

"Matt? What are you doing?" she asked squirming trying to pull her foot out of his hand.

"Nothing, just trying to wake you up" he said sucking on her big toe causing an erotic sensation to flow up between her legs.

"I'm definitely awake" she laughed as he started massaging her ass and placing a kiss on each cheek.

"Matt your teasing me!" she groaned as her hips started to gyrate as he put a passion mark on her right ass cheek.

"I can't believe you just did that!" she shouted as she tried to look at her ass.

"It's not that red" he laughed as he unhooked her bra and turned her over on her back as he threw the bra onto the bed.

"You are killing me Matt. I want you so much" she whined as he grabbed the vanilla scented oil and let it drip down her chest and stomach before gently rubbing it in purposely focusing on pinching her nipples as he rubbed it over her breasts.

"Matt!" she gasped as he continued to massage her down to her legs. He slid his hands back up to her breasts and took her right one into his mouth and sucked on her nipple gently causing her to rise up off the bed pushing her breast against his mouth.

"So impatient" Matt said forcing her back down on the bed in a deep kiss. "Come on" he said grabbing her hand and leading her back into the living room area where there was food and wine.

"You expect me to eat now?" Tammy said shaking her head unbelievably as she looked at his obvious hard-on.

"Yes, you will need your energy. Trust me" he said sliding a slice of orange between her lips. They ate while she sat in his lap at the dining room table. Matt took his glass of wine and slowly poured it down her chest as he stuck his tongue out and licked it as fast as he could. She squealed and moved around on his lap causing him to become aroused again. He grabbed her and threw her down on the sofa and poured wine into her navel and drank it as he made crazy sounds.

"Matt! You are making slurping sounds" she laughed as he went down and started licking her clit through her thong.

"You taste so good Angel," he said starting to devour her through her underwear bringing her to orgasm. He climbed up and sucked on her nipple as she continued to quiver.

"You are so good to me" she smiled looking up at him.

"The best is yet to come. Happy Birthday baby" he said as the clock hit midnight.

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Rebellion PPV - Manchester England - Nov. 3

"You going to be here when we finish?" Matt asked as he and Jeff waited for their cue to head up the stairs to go out onto the stage.

"Yes baby, I'm going to watch the match right here on this monitor" she said placing her hand on top of it. "I'm not officially back at work yet remember?" she reminded him.

"Okay. I love you," he said as they were cued by a stagehand as their music hit.

"Love you more" she said causing him to grin as they headed out to the stage.

"Hey girl" Amy said walking up with Molly Holly. "You seen Trish?"

"Hey Ames. No, she was out looking for a shirt to referee in with Jay earlier. Maybe she's in his dressing room" Tammy grinned at Amy. "Are guys ready to team with Stacy and Torrie?" Tammy laughed.

"Yea, the only reason I agreed to team up with Stacy is because Jeff and I would get to spend a few days together here" Molly grinned.

"Happy birthday" Amy said handing Tammy a little box.

"Oh thanks Amy" she said opening the box and found a really pretty silver necklace with a cross on it.

"Thanks Amy, I love it," she said hugging Amy.

"This is from me," Molly said handing her a small square box.

"Oh Nora! You didn't have to get me anything" Tammy told her as she opened the box and pulled out a pair of earrings with a small cross hanging from them. "Oh I love them!" she said hugging Amy and Nora.

"Amy told me that you were into crosses so we bought matching gifts" Nora laughed.

"Thanks you guys," she said sitting her gifts on top of the monitor as they watched the Hardy's v Dudley's v APA match.

"Molly! Can you come help me get ready? I need some help on what to wear" Stacy said from down the hallway.

"I'll see you guys later," Molly said heading down the hall.

"Whoa! Jeff is really taking a beating" Tammy said covering her eyes after the APA was eliminated and Bubba Ray started focusing on beating the hell out of Jeff.

"I know. He's desperate to get to Matt" Amy said as Jeff started hitting the mat as Bubba Dudley grabbed him by the foot and drug him over to he and D-Von's side of the ring.

About 10 minutes later the Hardy's lost the match when Jeff missed the Swanton Bomb and Bubba and D-Von hit the 3D on Matt for the pin. Tammy was glad when it was finally over as the Dudleys and Matt and Jeff came backstage.

"You guys okay?" Tammy asked as Amy went over to Jeff and started massaging his lower back.

"We'll survive" Jeff said.

"Matt?" she asked as he rubbed his neck.

"I'm fine sweetheart," he said throwing his arm around her and kissing her.

"Let me get my gifts" she said grabbing the boxes as Matt pulled her towards the dressing rooms.

"Happy birthday Tammy" Adam said kissing her on the lips as he walked out his dressing room.

"Thanks Adam" she smiled as Jay ran out and picked her up in a big bear hug.

"Happy Birthday Babe. Birthdays totally rule!" he laughed as he let her down.

"You guys always make me smile. Thanks so much" she said kissing Jay on the lips.

"Hey Hardy, don't get jealous now" Adam said as he pretended to duck as if Matt would hit him from kissing Tammy.

"No, I'm not going to hit you. I'll just kiss Kathy later" Matt teased as Adam and Jay headed over to the vending machines.

"Hey jerky!" Jericho yelled as they passed by Jay and Adam's open locker room door. "Happy Birthday Girly!" he grinned at Tammy as Bradshaw and Faarooq headed towards them.

"Thanks Chris!" she grinned.

"Well I'll be damned! Nobody told me it was your birthday baby" Faarooq said pulling his cigar out of his mouth.

"Isn't it customary for the birthday girl to get a spanking?" Bradshaw teased as he and Faarooq grinned at each other.

"I'll be the only one spanking her tonight" Matt laughed.

"Aww man! You a real spoilsport!" Faarooq said frowning.

"Yea, you what they call a blocker?" Bradshaw said looking for Faarooq's approval of the word he used.

"You guys are too cute" Tammy laughed as they each handed her a $100. "Oh thanks guys" she said kissing them on the cheek.

"Buy yourself something nice sweetheart" Bradshaw said smiling at her and Matt.

"That's really nice of you guys," Matt said pleasantly as they headed into the locker room.

"I just got $200 dollars from Bradshaw and Faarooq" Tammy said excitedly to Amy and Jeff.

"That's cool" Amy grinned as she stood and headed out into the hallway. She looked back and shouted, "Guys I'm going to go meet up with Torrie!" as she saw Torrie head to the women's locker room.

"Alright!" Matt and Jeff yelled.

"Wow! This is going to be a long night," Tammy said stretching.

"Yea, we got about an hour and a half left on the show" Matt said going to take a shower.

"Happy Birthday baby" Jeff said leaning over and placing a kiss on her lips.

"Thanks Jeff. You were great out there tonight. You got the hell beat out of you but kept coming back" she said pushing his hair in his face.

"Quit it" he chuckled as he pushed his hair out of his face.

"What are you and Nora doing tonight?" Tammy asked.

"Just hangin I guess. What about you two?" he asked.

"Just hangin" she grinned.

"I bet" he frowned. "I can't wait to get home!" Jeff groaned.

"4 more days!" Tammy cried as she slumped down in her chair as Dwayne walked in.

"Hey honey!" he stood there grinning. "How's my birthday girl?" he asked with his arms spread wide.

"She's just fine" Tammy answered hugging him tightly.

"I have something for you," he said pulling out a little Tiffany's box.

"Ooh what is it?" she squealed as she opened the box to find a diamond tennis bracelet. "Dwayne! It's beautiful!" she gushed as he put it on her wrist.

"That's really awesome," Jeff said standing and looking at the bracelet.

"Thanks Dwayne. I really love it," she said kissing him on the cheek.

"I thought of you when I saw it" he grinned. "Well, I just came by to drop that off to you. I guess I'll see you later and if not I'll see you guys on the plane tomorrow," he said leaning over to kiss her on the forehead. "Have a Happy Birthday sweetie" he said closing the door behind him.

"Damn, I'm scared to give you the gift I bought. His gift makes mine look bad" Jeff laughed.

"No it won't! I don't care what your gift costs. It's the thought that counts" she grinned.

"Well, I made you a statue back home and painted you a picture. I also got you something that I think you'll like," he said digging in his overnight bag. He pulled out a box that was wrapped with pretty pink and purple ribbons. She opened it and found a pair of diamond earrings on top of a card with a poem about her.

"Jeff! You actually have taste!" she screamed as she grabbed him in a tight hug and kissed him on the lips. "This poem is so wonderful, I really feel honored to have you write about me" she said looking at him.

"I told you you'd like it. I mean it's no $5,000 tennis bracelet.but they cost a lot," he said staring in her eyes.

"I absolutely love them and the poem is priceless," she said taking off her earrings and placing them in his hands as she put on the diamond ones that he gave her.

"They look beautiful on you" Jeff said pushing her hair behind her ear. He leaned over and kissed her ear. "I wish I was the one enjoying you in nothing but those earrings and bracelet tonight" he said breathing in and catching his breath.

"You say the sweetest things. You are just full of Emoetry tonight" she grinned running the palm of her right hand gently across his left cheek.

"What can I say, you inspire me" he said holding her right hand and kissing the palm of it.

"Jeff I." she started.

"Shhh, words don't have to be spoken," he said as he placed his hand over her mouth as they heard the shower water turn off. "Enjoy your earrings and have a great night" Jeff said cupping her face and brushed his lips lightly across hers as Chris Jericho walked in and quietly sat down. They sensed him and pulled away.

"Birthday kiss" Tammy smiled.

"Can I get one too?" Chris grinned as she walked over and kissed him gently.

"Can I have another with a little tongue maybe?" Chris laughed.

"Get your mind out of the gutter" Jeff smiled.

"Hey, I had to try" Chris chuckled as he leaned back in the chair.

"You ready to hang out until the end of the show?" Matt asked as he came out dressed in his jeans, socks and shoes. He grabbed his shirt off the hanger and buttoned it up.

"I'm ready," she said grabbing his hand and putting her gifts in her purse.

"Hey, wait a minute, where did you get the tennis bracelet and earrings from?" he asked pushing her hair back and staring at her wrist.

"Jeff and Dwayne" she answered touching her ears when she said Jeff and raising her wrist when she said Dwayne.

"Damn! That was quick!" Matt said with a half grin.

"You okay with me accepting the bracelet?" she asked nervously.

"Yea sure baby" he said looking at Jeff uncomfortably as he pulled her into a hug.

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"I'm stuffed!" Matt said falling onto the sofa back at the cottage and kicking his shoes off.

"So am I!" Tammy said sitting on the back of the couch as he scooted down taking his jeans and boxers off and throwing them across the room.

"I dread the long plane ride tomorrow. Why don't we stay up and look at some movies so we can sleep on the plane" he suggested as he took off his shirt and then his socks.

"Sure we can do that" she smiled as she started to massage his shoulders as she looked down at his stiff erection.

"Come here birthday girl," he said pulling her over the couch and into his arms.

"How may I help you?" she asked as he started to unzip the back of her short black dress.

"You can get naked," he said nuzzling against her cheek.

"I think that can be arranged," she said helping him take her dress off. She was sitting in his lap wearing nothing but her black lace bra and matching panties along with the tennis bracelet and diamond earrings.

"Angelface, you look so. picturesque is the only word that I can think of right now" he sighed.

"Do I?" she asked standing up in front of him and taking off her bra and panties. "How do I look know?" she asked as she did a little sexy dance and caressed her hips as the tennis bracelet sparkled against her skin.

"You look very. fuckable" he smiled grabbing her by the hips and pulling her onto his lap. They made love and took a long bath together. Afterwards they climbed in the big fluffy bed and kissed and snuggled.

"This is so wonderful" she moaned against his chest.

"I know. In a way I don't want to leave" Matt said running his fingers through her hair. "I have something for you," he said reaching over behind the lamp on the nightstand.

"Okay" she said taking the little velvet box and flipping it open. "Are you serious?" she cried.

"Well, I thought you'd like it" he grinned pulling the mother's ring out of the box and placing it on her finger. "It has the boy's birthstones in it" he pointed out. "Maybe later when we get married we can add a few more birthstones to it" he grinned shyly.

"Matt this is.wow, remarkable? I never thought about getting a mother's ring. I'm really grateful for this ring because it will be a constant reminder of Caleb and Callum," she said leaning over and kissing him softly. "It will also be a reminder of you as well when we add to this ring" she blushed.

"I'm glad you like it after those earrings and expensive ass tennis bracelet!" he laughed.

"I cherish anything you give me more than anything else anyone else can give me," she said staring into his sexy brown eyes. "Make love to me Matt" she said pulling him down on her. "Wait!" she said pushing him up as she took off the earrings and the tennis bracelet and set them on the nightstand. "Okay, now I'm ready" she smiled looking at the ring he'd given her.

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Raw

November 2001

Tammy was happy to be back at work. She'd missed the excitement. First thing she did was head to hair and makeup to let Kathy and Dena take care of her. Thirty minutes later Kathy took over by doing Tammy's makeup.

"How are those precious babies?" Kathy said as she applied liquid eyeliner onto Tammy's upper and lower eyelids.

"Just fine. Eating more everyday. Being spoiled by their fathers," she said.

"Well, that's good. I've been meaning to tell you that something big happened this weekend. Bill asked me to be his girlfriend Saturday night" Dena said in a giddy voice.

"Bill who?" Tammy said teasingly

"Goldberg! Goldberg! Goldberg!" Dena chanted.

"Oh good for you!" Kathy said looking like she had a secret.

"What?" Dena said.

"Well, Adam and I were thinking of moving in together. Then he said he wanted to make it legal by the New Year!" Kathy said in an excited voice.

"I'm so happy for you Kathy" Tammy said.

"Yea, everything is working out for all of us," Dena said blowing on the hot curling iron.

"Yea, except for Marie. Do you think we can give her a little push?" Kathy asked.

"Sure, but she'll never let us help," said Tammy getting up to head back to her office.

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Tammy was on her way to her office when she bumped into Rob Van Dam.

"Hey! Welcome back. You look great," Rob said hugging her tightly.

"Thanks Rob. How's everything going for you so far?" she asked.

"Oh, great. I really wanted to thank you for getting me hired months ago. Since I never really did, I got you this" he said handing her a medium sized box.

"Rob you didn't have to buy me anything" she told him.

"No, I insist. It reminded me of you and the way you make me feel when you enter a room" Rob said flashing that million-dollar grin.

"Oh, okay" she said opening the package nervously. She opened it and saw it was a giftset of Clinique's Happy, a fragrance she loved. "Aww, that's so sweet" she said kissing him on the cheek just as Matt, Jay, and Adam turned the corner.

"You're very welcome" Rob said stepping back as Matt approached them and placed an arm around her shoulder.

"Hey Angelface" Matt said kissing her on the cheek. "What have we got here?" he asked looking over the giftset. "Wow! Perfume, lotion, shower gel, and powder" Matt said. "Smells good too" he said as he sniffed the box.

"Yea, it's just a little token of appreciation for her helping me get hired permanently and everything" Rob said not shaken by Matt standing between them.

"Oh, well thanks. I'm sure we'll enjoy it tonight," Matt said taking the perfume out and spraying it on her neck. "Ummm, I could just eat you up right here" he said kissing and sucking on her neck causing her to blush and pull away.

"Thank you so much Rob. I love it," she said pushing Matt into her office and closing the door.

Rob stood there smiling at Jay and Adam as they gawked at him.

"Fool! Didn't I tell you not to go there?" Adam fussed grabbing Rob by the arm.

"Yea, like, we both told you she's totally off limits man!" Jay said slapping him in the back of the head.

"Ouch! Dude that really hurt" Rob said rubbing the back of his head.

"I'm trying to knock some sense into your ass!" Jay said as he walked off following Adam down the hall leaving Rob alone with a huge smile on his face.

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"What the hell was that all about?" Matt said pointing to the giftset in Tammy's hand.

"It was just a gift sweetheart," she said putting her arms around his waist and pulling him close to her and grinding up against him.

"No, don't try to throw me off of what I'm asking you" he said still appearing to be pissed.

"Aww baby, it was just a thank you gift. A gift that we will be using tonight when I give you a full body massage and draw up a nice bubble bath for us" she said nibbling on his ear as she sat the giftset in a chair. "I'll be at your mercy," she said sliding down in front of him and unbuckling his belt.

"You think flirting with me will get you out of the trouble you're in woman?" he asked. "I saw you kissing him on the cheek, giving up my sugar" he said trying to push her away as she started massaging the bulge that was starting to harden in his jeans. "Girl, we can't," he said trying to pull her up as she unbuttoned his jeans and started to unzip his pants with her teeth.

"Still want me to stop?' she asked looking up into his brown eyes.

"Just ten minutes, that's all we've got," he said trying to catch his breath as she pulled his cock out of his pants.

"I can do it in five minutes" she said as she slid his throbbing cock into
her wet mouth.

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Marie stopped by Dwayne's hotel room before heading to bed. She knocked on the door as Jay and Rhyno passed by smiling at her. Damn, Rhyno was fine. She definitely had to get with him again.

"Snap out of your fantasy! Rhyno isn't even back on the roster to wrestle again yet," Dwayne said smiling at her.

"Damn, I had gone there huh?" she smiled stepping into his room. She set her purse and briefcase down and sat on the couch.

"Yea, you'd gone there. I heard that Booker T tried to flirt with you tonight" Dwayne said pouring her a glass of water.

"You don't have anything stronger?" she asked frowning at the glass of water.

"Yes, but you're not getting it" he said forcing the glass into her hands.

"Booker and I go way back, but it's over between us. It has been for years," Marie said looking Dwayne straight in the eye.

"You sure about that?" Dwayne challenged.

"I just dated him for a little while. He wasn't really my type," she said eyeing the wetbar.

"Why not?" Dwayne asked with interest.

"Let's just say you can breathe through a pillowcase" she said grinning before taking a sip of water.

"Whoa! That's cold-blooded Marie! I thought you two were in love once," he said as her cellphone started to ring.

"Hello? Are you serious? Okay, I'll be right down" she said grabbing her briefcase.

"What's wrong?" Dwayne asked her.

"Well, it appears that the hotel doesn't have the rooms I requested for Torrie Wilson and Kidman, Kane, Stacy Keibler and Ivory, Test and Booker T. They are all sitting downstairs waiting for me in the lobby" she said obviously frustrated.

"Damn. Marie you're not mad at Booker and purposely screwed him out of a room, did you?" Dwayne said sipping his glass of whiskey.

"No! I wouldn't do him like that," she said offended that he'd even ask. She swung the door open coming face to face with Rikishi. "What are you doing here? I thought you were off for awhile," she said.

"I'm visiting my cousin this week if that's okay with you?" he said pushing past her.

"I couldn't care less where you go" she said walking towards the elevators.

"I see she still has a wonderful personality," Rikishi said as he dropped his bag on the floor and sat on the couch. "So, it's us hanging out for the next week cuz. What trouble could we get into?" he said pulling a purse from under him. He opened it and saw a wallet full of credit cards and Marie's drivers' license. This woman had a string of condoms in her purse. At least she used protection he thought as he rummaged further into her purse.

"Man, get out of her purse!" Dwayne said snatching it out of his hands and placing it on the table as he walked towards the room. "I'm going to get dressed and drop Marie's purse off at her room then we'll hit the town. Don't touch that purse!" Dwayne warned as he closed the bedroom door.

"No, problem" he said as he sat staring back and forth at the bedroom door and the purse on the table.

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Smackdown

Tammy was sitting in a chair in the ladies dressing room as Amy was sitting on the floor in front of her.

"Tammy my neck is killing me! They 3D'd me too hard!" she said rubbing her neck.

"I noticed that from the monitor" she said as she started to massage Amy's neck.

"I am so scared that my neck pain is going to lead to surgery. That is my fear. It could end my wrestling career," she said through tears.

"Amy don't think like that. So, what if you have to have surgery later on. You're a survivor. You can come back from anything. You're a member of Team Extreme. Everything will work out fine," Tammy said pulling her up off the floor.

"Thanks Tammy. You always know the right thing to say to make me feel better," she said giving her a hug. Stacy walked in still in her Dudley gear.

"Are you okay Amy? I was so worried that you were really hurt," Stacy said in a concerned voice.

"I'll be okay," Amy said as she hugged Stacy.

"My behind hurts from where Matt dropped me" Stacy said rubbing her tailbone.

"You okay? Your back is a little red," Amy said looking at her lower back.

"I'll just probably have a bruise for a few days" Stacy said in her chipper tone.

"Well you guys, are you ready for Survivor Series?" Tammy asked.

"I'm so excited! I get to do a scene where I get to rub Andrew's ass" Stacy said in a baby voice.

"Oh, no. You like Test? He just broke up with Trish awhile back. I can tell you that he'll be sweet to you as far as boyfriends go," Amy said laughing as she remembered the lines Andrew had put on her over the years.

"Well, all I can say is go for it" Tammy said.

"You know what? I think I will" Stacy said in a serious tone

Tammy's cellphone rang as she walked out of the dressing room.

"Hello?" Oh hi Mr. Hardy, okay, hi Dad. Sure. Are you sure you want to do that? Yes, I know they're your grandsons. Don't you have to work? The mail can be delivered without you? Okay, if you say so Grandpa Gilbert" she laughed as Matt approached her mouthing "Who are you talking to". She mouthed "Your Dad" causing him to pull the phone from her ear.

"Hey Dad" he said with a huge smile on his face. "I miss you too Dad. Jeff is fine. I can't wait to see you too Dad. You sure you can handle two babies by yourself Dad? You should let their nanny stay and help you. Yes sir, I know you raised Jeff and I just fine. Okay Dad, I'm sorry for doubting you're parenting skills," Matt said smiling at Tammy while his father continued to put him in his place. "Okay, she's standing right here sir. Yes, we will have fun this weekend. No, we're driving on to Greensboro. Thanks Dad. Yes, I'll let Jeff know to call you. I'll talk to you later," he said hanging up.

"My dad is giving us a break," Matt said pulling her in his arms for a deep kiss.

"I know, he wants the boys until Wednesday. I was shocked that he wanted all that responsibility," she said.

"My dad loves Caleb and Callum. He raised Jeff and I. I think he did an okay job with us" Matt said

"He did a great job," she said as Marie headed towards them.

"Why are you two looking so happy?" she said obviously in a bad mood.

"Daddy Gilbert is going to keep the kids for the next few days. He wants us to basically get a life" Tammy explained.

"Oh, that's so sweet of him. Any plans yet?" she asked looking over their shoulder as a visiting Shannon Moore entered a locker room door.

"No, not yet. You'll be the first person we tell" Matt said following her gaze.

"Well, you guys take care" she said heading towards the room Shannon had just entered.

"Do you think we should warn him?" Tammy asked.

"Hell no!" Matt grinned. "I think Shannon can hold his own. He's a grown man".

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"Excuse me, have you seen Jeff or Matt? I'm trying to find my friend Tammy" Marie asked knowing full well she'd just left them in the hallway.

"Umm, no. Sorry" Shannon said in a nervous tone as he turned back to his shoes.

"Are you okay?" Marie asked entering the room and closing the door behind her and locking it.

"Ah! I have a knot in my shoelace" he said fiddling with it.

"Let me help. I have fingernails," she said quickly untying the knot. "Here you go" she said handing the shoe back to him.

"Thanks, Marie right?" he asked looking into her brown eyes.

"Yes, I'm Marie" she said as she noticed how pretty his blue-green eyes were. "So, what do you have planned for this weekend?" she asked

"Nothing much. Just hanging with Shane Helms and Jeff" he answered.

"Oh, how sad" she pouted.

"Why?" Shannon asked.

"Well, I was about to ask you out" she said touching his long silky blond hair.

"Well, I'm sure I can make time for you" he said nervously.

"Well, that would be wonderful" she said placing her hand on his knee.

Shannon looked down at her hand on his knee slowly sliding her hand up to his thigh. Was she coming on to him right here and now? Okay, play it cool Shannon. See where she's coming from.

"Well, what would you like to do?" he asked trying to sound cool.

"I'd like to do you" she said running her finger up his chest.

"Oh really? Well when would you like to do me?" he asked as he started to come out of his shell.

"Right now, if you're willing" she said grabbing his crotch.

"Well, seeing that your holding my dick, I think you know I'm willing" he said in a deep voice as he kissed her.

They hurried up and shed their clothes as they kissed passionately.

"Lay down on the couch" Shannon demanded as he pointed to the couch behind her.

"Why?" Marie asked as she felt butterflies in her stomach. He was actually trying to be dominant towards her? This was funny.

Shannon walked over to her and grabbed her right breast and stuck his wet tongue out and licked her nipple. He then started to suck her breasts gently. When she started moaning he knew he had her, so he started playing with her clit.

"You want me to fuck you baby?" he asked in a passion filled voice.

"Yes, I want you to fuck me" Marie answered between breaths.

"Not yet" Shannon said as he sucked and pulled on her nipple with his teeth. He continued sucking on her nipples, paying each an equal amount of attention. He pushed his finger into her pussy and started to move it in and out. As she moaned louder he leaned over and started to lick her clit as he fingerfucked her harder. The more she pushed against his face the faster he licked and pulled her clit. Her knees started to buckle just as he grabbed her around the waist.

"Lay on the fucking couch" he demanded as Marie looked at him with a shocked look on her face. "Now!" he said as he pushed her down on the couch and mounted her.

Marie was really shocked at his behavior. Here she thought she'd be the dominant one and she ended up being the submissive. She couldn't complain. He was fucking her the way she liked to be fucked. aggressively. He looked so sexy as he pumped harder causing her to slide off the couch. Damn! This motherfucker didn't miss a beat. He never stopped fucking. She knew she was about to cum. Just as she started cumming he pulled out and came all over her chest. Whoo! He was a good fuck she thought to herself.

"Get on your knees" Shannon said as he stood up and smacked her on the ass.

"Okay" she said meekly as she noticed he was still hard. "Damn Shannon! I like you" she said leaning on the couch and sticking her ass out. He seemed to have fucked her for an hour. Marie thought she'd pass out from the orgasms that were constantly flowing through her body. Finally he came on her ass and kissed her down her back as sweat fell off of his face onto her back.

"Baby, that was so fucking good' she said turning to kiss him.

"Hopefully, we can do this again. This weekend perhaps?" Shannon said.

"I'd love that," Marie said.

"Now I need you to do something for me baby," he said

"What's that?" she said sexily.

"Piss on me right now" he said lying down on the floor.

"You serious?" she asked standing over him.

"Damn serious" he said scooting between her legs as she did as he asked.

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Matt and Tammy were leaving the arena with Jeff as Marie passed them with a smile on her face. Matt elbowed Tammy with a smile on his face.

"Noooo! She didn't" Tammy said.

"Hey, she has a smile on her face I'm just saying" he said shrugging his shoulders.

"What are you two talking about?" Jeff asked being nosy.

"Marie was in the locker room with Shannon for over an hour" Matt said grinning.

"Ha! You think they were doing it?" Jeff asked looking at both Tammy and Matt.

"What do you honestly think?" Matt asked folding his arms across his chest.

"Knowing Shannon, they fucked" Jeff said looking at Tammy.

"Marie!" Tammy shouted across the parking lot as she headed to Marie's car.

"Yes" she said with a smirk on her face.

"What were you doing in that room so long with Shannon?" she asked.

"Talking" Marie answered quickly.

"Uh huh. I see" Tammy said.

"Oh, okay! We did it! Okay?" she laughed as she leaned against the car door.

"Wow, you and Shannon. Well, how was it" Tammy asked curiously.

"We'll hang out on Friday and Saturday," she said opening the door.

"That's not what I asked Marie. I need to live through your sexual experiences considering Matt and I haven't done it much since I had the babies. Now tell me the truth before they leave me here" Tammy said nodding her head towards Matt and Jeff leaning against the SUV waiting on her.

"Shorty knew how to lay the pipe!" she shouted as she danced around grinding her hips and making sex sounds.

"Oh my God! Shannon?" Tammy said in shock.

"He is kinky too" Marie said full of enthusiasm.

"How kinky?" Tammy asked with interest.

"Golden shower freaky" Marie said getting in the car.

"You did it?" Tammy asked as Marie nodded yes. "Oh my God! You are so nasty!" she said walking back over to Matt and Jeff.

"So?" Matt asked grinning not letting her pass to get to the car.

"What?" she smiled

"Did they?" he asked.

"I don't know" Tammy lied.

"Well, what was all this?" he asked as he danced around grinding his hips like Marie had just done.

"Matt, stop!" she laughed as he continued grinding his hips and walking towards her.

"Not until you tell me," he said making sex sounds as he continued to grind on her.

"Okay! Okay! She said he can lay the pipe!" she yelled as he tried to push her against the car.

"Pipe?" Jeff laughed from the driver's seat. "I'm surprised he didn't get her to piss on him" Jeff laughed when he saw the expression on Tammy's face.

"Oh shit! He did?" Matt laughed as she nodded and got in the car trying to control her laughter.

"Wait until she really gets to know him" Jeff laughed driving out of the arena parking lot.

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Tammy stood by the monitor as Matt yelled for Jeff to climb off of the cage. She knew Jeff well enough that he couldn't take a chance on not trying a Swanton Bomb off the top of the cage onto D-Von who was lying on a table. Jeff, be careful, she thought. Ooh! D-Von moved and there he went through the table. Caleb would be fatherless in a few years if Jeff kept taking these kinds of risks. God, they were carrying him from the ring. Please let him be okay. Matt appeared to be bleeding from the mouth. She turned and headed to the Hardy locker room. She was already sitting in a chair praying when Matt came in looking worn out rubbing his mouth.

"He'll be okay," Matt said limping as he sat down next to her.

"Why does he do things like that?" she asked.

"That's Jeff, the daredevil" he said standing up and heading for the showers. "Want to join me?" he asked.

"Baby, no! Plus you're in too much pain" she whined as he pulled her to the back into the showers.

"Angelface, I need you to help me shower. My arm is really sore," he said sticking his arm out for her to help him pull his silver shirt off.

"Oh, sorry" she said unbuttoning his pants and pulling them off.

"My boots sweetie" he said as she started to unlace his wrestling boots.

"Matt! Control that thing!" she said as his penis hit her on the side of her head as she was trying to take his boots off.

"Sorry baby, I didn't mean to do that," he said grinning down at her.

"Come on, let's get you cleaned up," she said pulling him into the shower.

"Hold up, don't you need to get out of your clothes too?" he asked innocently.

"Okay" she said watching him as she undressed. She noticed his arms appeared to be fine as he was pulling towels out of his bag. She walked into the shower and turned the water on and turned the knob until the water was a comfortable temperature. Matt stepped into the shower behind her and handed her the soap and towel. She turned and started to wash his neck and shoulders. He thought he was slick. There was nothing wrong with him. It had been almost a week since they'd actually made love. She knew it was killing him. They'd both fell asleep in each other's arms a few nights ago when they'd planned on making love. They both were just too tired. He was definitely aroused as she let the soap roll down his stomach. She washed him from head to toe treating him as if he was a king. She was surprised at his restraint. Maybe she was wrong and he just wanted attention. He suddenly leaned forward and kissed her on her neck and swirled his tongue in slow circles awakening her senses.

"I want you right now" he whispered against her neck then pulled away and grabbed her by the head and placed a soft kiss on her lips.

"I want you too," she said as she turned her back to him and backed up against him.

"Oh my God! You're so tight," he said trying to push into her.

"Ouch Matt! Not so fast" she said as she slowly pushed her pussy back onto his cock.

He grabbed her hips and started to slide in and out of her slowly. He tried to stay in control until he saw the white cum sliding onto his cock from her pussy. He started pumping harder and faster forcing her to balance herself on the shower wall. He pulled her against him as they both shuddered and climaxed together. He pulled out of her and turned her around to face him and wrapped her legs around his waist and continued making love to her until they both were too tired to move.

"Well, that was mind-blowing" he said minutes later as he kissed her over and over.

"Damn! I had a terrible headache before fucking you" she laughed.

"I'm better than any aspirin baby," he said as he let her down.

"Shit! I need to get out of here and make sure the show is running smoothly. Team WWF vs. Team Alliance 10 Man Tag Team Elimination Match will start in a little while. My hair is a mess," she said touching her damp hair.

"Put it up in a ball or something" he suggested pulling her limp hair up on top of her head.

"I'll figure something out," she said kissing him deeply.

"Why don't we all go out to get something to eat later?" he asked running his finger across her bottom lip.

"Sounds good" she said running her fingers through his dark curls.

"Tell Marie that she's invited. Rikishi traveled with Rocky to hang out for the next few days. You know I'm a sucker for drama," he said with a devilish grin.

"Okay, I look forward to a night on the town with you" she said placing soft kisses along his left shoulder.

"Night on the town? I was thinking dinner and back to the hotel for some extracurricular activities," he said kissing the tips of her fingers.

"Okay, I'm definitely into whatever you want to do tonight" she said thinking of all the things she'd do to him later.

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After Tammy left Matt's locker room she headed towards the makeup room to see if she could get Dena to do something with her hair. Before she could make it there she ran into Rob Van Dam in the hallway.

"Hey sweetie. You look really good wet" Rob said smiling.

"Huh?" she said.

"Your hair. It looks good wet and hanging around your face. Very sexy" Rob said touching her hair just as Jeff walked out of the medical attention room holding his ribs.

"What's up?" Jeff said pointing to Rob holding a string of her hair between his fingers.

"Nothing, I was about to go get my hair redone" Tammy said pulling her hair from Rob's hand.

"Rob, I need to talk to Tammy alone" Jeff stressed as Rob threw his hands up and backed away. "Stay away from him! He is up to no good. I know Rob and I know he won't stop until he gets what he wants".

"Jeff, forget about him. Are you okay?" she asked caressing his back.

"I've been better baby. I see you and my brother have been going at it" he said pointing at her wet hair.

"Hey, we were just making up for lost time" she blushed.

"Need any help? I know you still want me. I predict that sometime in the future we'll hook up again," he said winking.

"Jeff, you are the biggest flirt. Most of the time you can't even back it up" she said.

"Oh we'll see how quick you give in when I put this lovin on you," he said grabbing his crotch.

"Come on, let's do this then" she said running her fingers through his blue hair and pushing him against the wall causing him to wince.

"Ouch! My back!" he said holding his lower back.

"See, you couldn't handle me" she laughed pushing him towards his locker room.

"You always look out for me. I appreciate you, you know that?" he asked as he threw his arm around her shoulders for support.

"Yes, I appreciate you too" she said opening the locker room door and helping him sit on the couch just as Matt walked out of the shower with a towel tied around his waist. Damn he looked good she thought staring at his right thigh showing from the side of the towel.

"Feeling okay little bro?" Matt asked looking down at Jeff.

"Yea, but I think I'll pass on the dinner tonight. Hell, I'm ready to drive on home. I just need to rest" Jeff said as he twisted his back trying to stretch.

"We have to stay on for Raw tomorrow night. Matt has to accompany Amy to the ring for her rematch against Trish. I don't blame you if you want to go on home but I'd really like for you to wait and leave with us Jeff. Matt, can you help him shower. He won't admit he needs help," Tammy said kissing Jeff on the cheek. "Take care of yourself Jeff and I hope you feel better" she said as she kissed Matt and headed out the door.

Tammy headed towards the stage just in time to wish Dwayne, Taker, Kane, Big Show, and Chris good luck before their match against the Alliance. She then saw Amy coming out of her locker room rubbing her neck again.

"You okay Amy?" Tammy asked.

"Girl, my neck is fucking killing me! Jazz flipped me over and my neck snapped and I heard something pop" Amy said as she rubbed her neck.

"Tomorrow morning I want you to see a doctor Amy. This isn't a suggestion do you hear me?" Tammy told her.

"Yes, loud and clear!" Amy said giving a playful hand salute.

Tammy laughed at her and headed to the makeup room for Dena to fix her hair and Kathy to redo her makeup. This was a long night and she still had to go out to dinner.