Summary: So far Buffy made her wish. Giles finds out who the young women really is.
And now.... Giles gets his answers to Xander's dilemma and the Xandman learns a few things
Author's Note: This is set 3 months after the Gift. Obviously Buffy did not die. Instead I have it to where when Spike gets pushed off the tower he grabs the Doc just before he falls and takes the runt with him. And then Buffy gets there in time to save Dawn with no blood being spilled.
2nd Note: I would like to thank my beta reader Brooke, she has helped me perfect my grammar and Betaing it so quickly. And I would to say I am sorry about the long wait but I had some e-mailing problems when I tried to send to Brooke.
Giles was pacing frantically, waiting for Xander to calm down enough so he could get the whole story. But, when it came to the welfare of 'his' children, patience wasn't he best suit.
"Buffy please ... I must know what happened."
Buffy sighed "Ok ... Xand are you ok enough for me to let you go so I can explain things to Giles?" Xander just nodded unable to say anything for fear of hearing his voice again.
"Here is what happened. Me and Xander were on patrol. When we were rushed by five Vamps. One split off to go after Xander while the other four came for me. Some how, Xander staked the Vamp that came after him. As always he jumped in ... you know, when you think about it's kinda cute that you have someone come to your aid no matter what..." She said as she started to veer off of the topic.
"Buffy!" Giles shouted.
"Oh right. Sorry ... Anyway Xander tackles two of the vampires on my right and LUCKILY staked one before it got back up. Then the other one tackled him to the ground and started to overpower him. Since I only had the other two to take care of I finished them quickly. Much to my annoyance, I turn to see the last vamp almost turn Xander into a midnight snack. ...."
Xander said, "So I did help you and you admit it. Wait. You saw all that, and were still able to fight?"
"Oh I did not! I told you before, I was handling it better than you were with that last Vamp! And yes, I did." Buffy shouted.
"Excuse me, Buffy, I am going to help put an end this childish argument and say from what I have heard so far I would say that Xander did help ..."
"You see, G-man here agrees me."
"If you would kindly let me finish, Xander, you would hear I have more to say. I was going to say you did help, but you still put yourself at risk of getting hurt. Now, please, can you get to the part where Xander became Miss Teen USA."
"Oh I forgot ... Well, that argument we just had was part of the reason..." Buffy looked away slightly embarrassed, "I am kinda the reason Xander is a girl ... I blurted out that I wished he knew what it was like to be a Slayer and suddenly, Miss'I want have to sex, Xander' appears and says she granted my wish."
"Yeah, and the next thing I know is I am in Hootersville." Xander added
Giles started to whip his glasses as he thought of a way to fix this, while giving Xander a look of annoyance with his last remark. He thought, God, ever since that boy has gone out with that 'bitch' as Buffy puts it. He has developed less tact than Cordelia.
"Well, the best thing we can do is research on Anyanka and maybe find a counter spell or find some way to get her to change you back."
"That's great and all. As much as I love to research to find a way to bring back Willy. Umm ... I still gotta pee, sooooo.... Buff would you like show me how its done." After he said that he started to smile.
"God Xander! Even in a time of crisis, your mind is still in the gutter. I will help you though ... not show, but explain, how it's done."
"As much I would hate to miss hearing you two banter about restroom manners, I still need to close the shop so I can get home because the books I need are at my apartment."
Buffy smirked, "Ok lets go Xand. Let's see if I can explain to you how to pee like a woman without having to use pictures."
"Hey! I'll have you know that my adult magazines have words in them too. Well, most of them anyway. And, of course, they don't show or explain how a woman relieves herself."
"That's a little too much information Xander. Remind me the next time I am at your apartment to get a search warrant so I can find, and SLAY those said books. No wonder your mind is always in the gutter"
"Let's just get to the bathroom ... Please!"
The Bathroom
Buffy was sitting on the counter, when she heard the flushing of a toilet behind the stall door.
Xander walked out and started to head for the door.
"Ahem"
"What?"
"Aren't you forgetting something?"
"What am I suppose do primp myself like the other women do before leaving the bathroom?"
"No, your hands."
"My hands? Sure, they are a little slim but that's nothing to worry about."
Buffy just rolled her eyes "No, your suppose to wash them."
"Oh sorry ... normally I wash them after each use, but I was kind of preoccupied with the idea of not having Mr. Willy"
Xander walk over to sink to wash his hand. As he was washing, he finally got a good look of the woman he now was.
"God! I almost look like Cordelia." After farther inspection he saw his hair reached his shoulder blades. His cheekbones were a little higher, and his eyes were a little rounder. He had a button nose that matched with the rest of his face. His chest looked like someone pitched pup tents under his shirt. His arms, shoulders and waist were slimmer. His hips were wider. He also noticed, as he continued to 'examine', that his skin felt like smooth silk.
"Alright Xander, that's enough ogling for one night. Giles still needs to close the shop and start researching. But damn, you're right, you do look a lot like Cordelia."
After they got out the bathroom, Buffy noticed that Xander's pants started to slip. Before she could say anything they fell down causing Xander to fall face first in bucket of demon slime that Buffy had previous removed the night before.
"And I see we need to take you shopping now too." All Buffy could do was grin at the thought and giggle at the scene before her.
"Oh no nononononono ... all I gotta do is tighten my belt see." After letting go of his pants they slipped down again. "And Thanks for laughing with me when I fell into that bucket of slime."
Giles chose this opportunity to speak, "Oh and Xander, since you have the powers of a Slayer I would like to test them. So I would like you to be here at 5:00 am sharp. If the tests are a satisfactory, I like use this opportunity to its full advantage with having two slayers again. "
*Groan* "Always the Watcher, aren't you G-man?"
"Oh ... I see this going to be fun after all." Buffy said with devilish grin.
"Oh, I would like you to here as well, Buffy, so you can train while I run the tests on Xander. And quite possibly train with him if it goes well"
"Awww ... Giles you always know how to spoil my fun." Buffy pouted as they locked up the shop.
I know I promised Willow and Tara but I had to end it here. So tell me what you guys think.
