Summary: So far Buffy made her wish. Giles finds out who the young women really is. Giles got his answers to Xander's dilemma and the Xandman learned a few things. And now ... D'Hoffyrn has some plans and more education for Xander.

Author's Note: This is set 3 months after the Gift. Obviously Buffy did not die. Instead I have it to where when Spike gets pushed off the tower he grabs the Doc just before he falls and takes the runt with him. And then Buffy gets there in time to save Dawn with no blood being spilled.

My thanks to my Beta Reader: Brooke and to those who have given my feedback: Michael, Xandman, Wicked Raygun, Candy, Prince Charon and Draxar. If I left anyone out email me and I'll be sure to add you to the list.



D'Hoffyrn's Dimension

D'Hoffyrn just smiled at Anyanka's work. That's my Demon. Although, I had to lie to her to get her back, but isn't that what demons do to get what they want.

Just as he finished his thought, Anyanka entered the room smiling. "Ah ... my favorite vengeance demon. I just saw what you did to your ex. and let me tell you I was rolling on the floor at his reaction. 'Cave of Wonders', I still can't get enough of it." He said chuckling

Anyanka was ecstatic as his reaction, "I take it you were pleased with my deeds." She said a little to enthusiastically.

"Yes, I am. It's been awhile since I have had a good laugh at a human's expense. And this is just the diversion that Sinplock needed to obtain the elements for the Slayer's demise."

"Sinplock!? But D'Hoffyrn, I thought you hated that filthy demon with all the seven circles of hell put together."

"Ah ... There is so much that you have missed over the past my dear man hater. We have put our difference aside, for the time being, to achieve a goal that some many other demon's have fail at and that is .... the DEATH of the SLAYER!"

"THAT'S IT! Man, I have seen snails with more originality. I mean, sure you could go after the Slayer, but where the fun in that. After you kill her, that is if you do, there will always be another one to take her place."

Needless to say D'Hoffyrn was furious. "WHAT GIVES YOU THE RIGHT TO INSULT ME, YOU LOWLY LITTLE CARCASS!!!"

"Gees chill D. If you would have let me finish I would have said I had a better idea. That is, if it is to your approval my Lord" Anyanka said calmly, knowing full well the other Demon could strip her of her powers with a snap of his fingers. Hmmm ... stripping ... it has been awhile since I good sex romp ... D wouldn't be a good choice either. His stick is so small that he once saw a roach's and became insanely jealous that he ordered every roach in this dimension to be exterminated. Talk about ego. Come to think of it why is every ruler's ego so impossibly huge but to be squashed by a lesser Demon or human for that matter......

"Anyanka ... ANYANKA!!" D'Hoffyrn shouted.

His screams brought the vengeance demon out of her thoughts.

"Finally ... Now, what is that you propose?" D'Hoffyrn said finally starting to calm down.

"Well, if you want to get famous off the Slayer's death. How about you do it by making every demons dream come true, by making Buffy and the other one, the last Slayers to ever exist?"



Earth's Dimension: The Summer's House

Buffy's alarm clock goes off. She wake up to feel an arm wrapped around her waist. She relished the warm feeling of Xander lying next to her. But that was before she remembered what form Xander's body now had and she quickly but gently removed the arm from her waist.

This little movement woke the Xandman up from his dreams. "Come on mom give me ten more minutes."



"Xander, you need to wake up. We have to get ready to go to the Magic Shop so Giles can to his insane test. And then we can take you shopping." Buffy said with more enthusiasm than she usually has at 5:30 in the morning.

"Alright, alright all ready. I am up." Xander grumbled. "I still don't see why we couldn't have wild monkey sex last night, granted we would be missing an important 'member' of the group but I wouldn't mind improvising a little." He said wiggling his eyebrows.

"Xander, you have just proved that the only thing that goes on in men's minds is sex. And if I did allow that event to happen last night. I would have been with Willow by now." She said laughing. "That is also why I didn't want you going home by yourself last night. God, only knows what have happened if I didn't."

"Ok, good point. That would really kill my chances at getting you in bed when I get Mini-me back. But I got to ask one question why do we have to get up at 5:30 in the morning if we have to be a the shop for 7:00?"

"Xander, shut up. And the reason, why 'we' have to get up early is because you are a girl now remember, it will take longer than thirty minutes for you to get ready. Which entitles you taking a bath and drying your hair that will take at least fifteen minutes to dry, then we have to find you something to wear because you are not going out in that slime covered outfit from last night."

"Ok! Ok! Geez. Being a woman sucks if you have to get up this early everyday. Now, can I get something to eat before I take a bath?"

"Sure, there's cereal in the cupboard. But don't eat to much, because you will get cramps while working out at the Magic Shop."

Five Minutes Later....

"Ok, I am done with breakfast. Can I go take my bath now my Queen? And Damn, when did a hurricane come through your room while I was downstairs?" Xander asked jokingly.

"Yes, you can. No a hurricane didn't come through here I am just have trouble finding something to you to wear, but I should have something for when you come out." She said

"Ok, I gonna go now." He said as he turned to leave.

"And Xander don't try to ogle too much when you take off your clothes because I still need to take my bath." She said.

He stuck his head back in the door, "Ok, hey, why come don't you join me to make sure I am doing it right? We can imagine we're in a women's prison shower." He asked playfully.

"Xander, I told you I don't swing that way remember. I am saving myself for Mr. Willy.... da I ... I mean I am saving myself for ... for some Mr. Willingness to come along." She said quickly trying to hide her last outburst.

"Sure, Buffy, Sure." He said as he headed of the bathroom.



An hour later....

"Ok Buffy, I managed to get my hair dry but damn that takes too long. Did ya find something for me to wear? And I still don't see why I can't use my clothes."

"Yeah I did. I found two outfits." She said

"Well lets see what hell you can put me through." He looks on her bed. He see two outfits. The first one looks like a black workout clothes, it had a hooded top that probably would stop a inch above the navel and tight cotton shorts. The second one was a pair of leather pants with tank top that said "Girls Rule"

"Um ... This is all I could find. The jump suit is Cordelia's. The pants and tank top are Faith's."

"Gee ... I have such a great selection that says, 'Ogle Me' to every guy in Sunnydale. Why don't you pick for me? I don't trust my judgement since I still have my bright and shiny personality." He said with a hint of mischief and sarcasm.

"Ok. If you insist. I would pick ......"