Magic Box
Buffy entered the main room, and she saw Xander looking out the window with her arms crossed.
"Hey. You ok?"
"Yeah, it just one other thing to ruin my weekend. I mean hey it's not every day you get a knife thrown at your head. Oh wait, on a second thought, with stuff we do, there usually is something that gets thrown at me." Xander answered.
"Hey that's not true! I am usually the one that gets the pointy objects thrown at me! And beside Giles is feeling very guilty for what he did. So now is a really good time for you to score on his guilt. I usually ask him for his credit card but only end up with a cookie. But for you I would try to max out on his regret for some of that Watcher cash." Buffy said as she tried to cheer him up.
"Nah. I am not much of one to sponge off of other people's guilt. Besides, he got enough on his plate trying to find my cure."
"Xander Harris! Are you implying that I mooch off of Giles too much?!"
"You said it, not me." The new Slayer said with a small smile.
"Yeah, Yeah, Yeah. Laugh it up Twinkie. I will get you back soon enough. I seem to have made you forget about the pointy object. Wahoo! Score one for the SLAYER!" She said as she pumped her fist into the air. "Buffy Summers: One! Xander Harris: Zero!"
"So you have but you forget I have been making you smile for six years running. So you have a looong way to go before you can match my score, Summers." He answered smiling some more.
"Oh Poo! Spoil my fun, will you?" She mock pouted. "I will out score you even if it means getting you in bed and making sure you never frown again! ... Oh Crap!" She said as smacked her forehead.
"What was that? Did I hear you right, Buffy? I am flattered that you would find my body irresistible even when I am a woman, but be careful what you wish Buff you just might get it." He smirks at her embarrassment.
She quickly tries to change the subject. "Hey, Giles said he was going to call Willow and Tara over for help with the research. Maybe we can have a little fun with them. After all you said your body was irresistible. Lets put your words to the test with some real lady lovers."
"You know that would be some fun. I am pretty sure they won't have a clue as to who I am. But first I need to get out of these clothes. How am I going to seduce a woman if I stink?"
"Well you could use the shower in the back office. I do it all the time after workouts."
"I was wondering how you always stayed fresh even after beating Giles to pulp. After I get cleaned how am I going to go about getting Wills all hot and bothered?"
"Xander, Xander. It's a shame Anya couldn't give you the knowledge of what women want in any partner." 'Sigh' "Unfortunately, you still think like a man so I just have to coach you in knowing how to really get a woman going. HOPEFULLY, it will be a very good learning experience."
"Hey! I will have you know Anya thought I was a Viking in the Sack. Thank you very much. Oi! I just embarrassed myself too."
"It's all right Xand. 'Share and share alike' as Faith would say. At least, now I won't feel as bad about my comment from earlier anymore. Now go get cleaned up so I can show you how to really make those two wiccans wet themselves." She said with a Cheshire grin.
30 minutes later ...
Xander walks out in boxer shorts and an oversized white T-shirt. The shirt wasn't helping with hiding much of Xander's new assets.
"Where did you get those?" Buffy asked.
"Oh these? I remembered I kept some spare clothes in the office in case of emergencies. I know what you are thinking why didn't I get these last night. Well, would you be thinking of a lot of things if you were in my position."
"Oh." She said. "Anyway since you are partially dressed. Lets get started shall we? First I will explain to you my idea of the different levels of beauty women can have. The second will be how the walk and act like woman with a purpose. The first level of beauty is au naturale." When she said that Xander looked at her kind of funny. "No not naked Xander! Geez, is all men think about is sex?"
"Pretty much. That, food, and sleep." Buffy just shook her head and continue her lesson.
"Anyway, the au naturale level is basically a woman who can look beautiful with just casual clothes like jeans and t-shirt and no make-up. The next level is the subtle sexy. This level you have a minimal amount of make-up usually a little foundation, a light colored lipstick, and little bit of mascara to help bring attention to your eyes. The clothing would be sexy yet conservative. An example would be a silk blouse with a slight V- neck and skirt that is about 3 inches above the knees. The third level is daring sexy. Here you add a bit more make-up like a darker lipstick, a little blush, and probably some eye-shadow to go along with the mascara. The clothes is, well, more daring. You might have a dress that would be bare back with a bigger V-neck and the hem would come up about an inch or two higher with slit on each side of the dress. The final level is just plain dirty. Here, you throw caution to the wind. The makeup is heavier and the dress would hit the mini category."
"Ok, so which one are we going to do?" Pleasedon'tletbethelast.Pleasedon'tletbethelastone. He silently prayed.
"Since you technically still think like a guy, we are going to go somewhere in between the second and third level."
Just then some clothes suddenly appeared with a letter addressed to Xander with Anya's handwriting on it. Buffy and Xander slowly worked their way to the items. Xander picked up the letter and started to read out loud.
"Hey Loverboy,
I was watching you and the bottle blond planning to have some fun with the two wiccans. I thought I might pitch in and give you a little something that might help.
Tootles,
A.
Buffy decided to ignore the comment and started to lift of up the dress. Xander was the first to voice his opinion.
"Oh boy."
"It's perfect!"
