Disclaimer: (Why must I do this every time? How annoying…) Yu-Gi-Oh! belongs to no one in this world except Kazuki Takahashi and the studio that animated it. Don't sue me. Or else.

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Hair: Natural? Impossible!

Gel?

Lots of gel.

How else could it be?

Sticks straight up, like a skyscraper—

many skyscrapers—

five skyscrapers.

Too much gel.

A wind rushes by…

the hair moves?

No, can't be;

gel makes everything stiff,

like icicles.

And yet this moves?

Natural?

Impossible!

Colors?

Many colors.

Lots of colors:

reddish,

purplish,

blackish,

blondish.

Pretty colors.

Like the solar system;

like the planets;

like a condensed rainbow,

a condensed spectrum.

Pretty colors.

Wash the air,

let it grow:

nothing changes?

It only gets larger,

till the head looks

small amidst the

spiky rainbow.

But wait…

tri-colored hair?

Natural?

Impossible!

I don't think I need to tell you who this poem is about.

This poem was inspired by Angel Knight Li. See? I do take suggestions! ^_^ If anyone out there wishes for me to write a poem about a particular oddity, never hestitate to mention it in a review, and I will gladly do my best to oblige your wishes.

Angel Knight Li: I guess I need to thank you for this poem! ^_^ And why should I mind your suggestions? I am not that over-confident of my skills. (Confident, yes, a bit, but not to the point where I think my writing is better than anyone else's. Oh no, far from that!)

Misura: I actually changed your views of the trenchcoat? *blinkblink* I had no idea my writing was that…altering, for lack of a better word. As for my noticing Seto: if you owned 124 episodes (making them within your reach whenever you wanted to watch them), had a habit of pointing out strange things, and were apt to notice tiny details (however stupid they may seem), then these oddities would cease to escape your notice. And I'm sorry if I have ruined your chance of viewing Yu-Gi-Oh! normally, with just being able to swoon of Seto's sexiness (if you will). I never intended for that, never. And yes, I have a strange sense of humor. But in any case, I am glad you enjoyed this. ^_^

Stay tuned, fellow Yu-Gi-Oh! lovers, for the next installment of [okay, I won't repeat the name of this anthology again; I shall spare you].