Disclaimer: Once again, I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh! If I did, the show would be very different from the way it is now. So no sueing me. You are not permitted to sue me for my imagination; that's not fair.

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The "Cloak": Why Does This Have Sleeves?

He walks the streets, looking

cool,

hip,

a girl's dream-boy:

snazzy,

tight,

plastic navy pants; a

sleek

black shirt;

the infamous cocked belt 'round his midsection;

the studded collar 'round his neck;

the silver chain

dangling from his neck,

holding in place the infamous

treasure sought after by countless individuals.

And trailing behind him,

like the wings of a great blue and white eagle,

is the infamous cloak;

attached to his studded collar.

He strolls the streets like

a king,

a pharaoh,

his head held high,

his eyes holding a piercing,

threatening,

menacing gleam

that wards off those wont to mischief-making.

Girls swoon as he passes

("Oh my God, what a sexy man he is!"

"Look at that boy! He's SOOOO hot!"

"Oh my God, do you think he has a girlfriend? I want to be his!")

And yet…

What is this?

Poking from underneath

the folds of his giant blue whale are…

sleeves?

What kind of fashion is this?

Is that merely a…

jacket?

(The least the boy could do is get a decent cloak,

instead of using his jacket as a makeshift one.)

Ah never fear, dear boy; the girls shall love you yet.

("I want to be his girlfriend!"

"No, he's going to dare me! He'd never date some doxy like you!"

"He looks the type to want a slim, sexy chic—like me!"

And the arguments go on…)

I must be on a roll. Either that or my imagination is making up for lost time. I wrote this yesterday, but decided to wait a day before I updated. Unfortunately, I don't think the next one will been posted quite as quickly.

Oneeson no Miroku Houshi: (Okay, I'm asking this before I look at your profile: Are you an InuYasha fan? Or is your penname coincidential?) You never have to ask me to review your fanfictions. I always look at your stuff, as payment for looking at mine; but I rarely review under my own penname. (I have about a half dozen pseudonyms, so I don't have to use my penname.)

Misura: Sorry, but you shall never see an episode in which Yugi's mother appears (I think his father is deceased). 4Kids Entertainment (the dubbers) cut her out. She has dark red (crimson, I guess) hair, and purple eyes like her son; her hair is styled somewhat like Seto's (with the narrow "tail" in the back), and her bangs are parted in the middle. She's rather pretty, actually. Maybe the reddish in Yugi's hair came from his mother? Who knows…? (His shortness came from his father's side for sure; just look at his grandpa!)

Yes, Yugi's hair looks pretty. It's unnatural, but pretty all the same. ^_^ (I still wonder about an ancient Egyptian Pharaoh with tri-colored hair. Weird…)

Stay tuned next time for yet another hilarious oddity of Yu-Gi-Oh! (Why do I keep repeating this? It's getting redundant…)