Breaking Away (Pt. 12)
SmackDown Taping
September 10 - Tuesday
"Hey Matt" Tammy laughed leaning against the wall.
"What's so funny!" Matt said looking at her accusingly.
"You and Taker's skit was so funny! You talking about Sara being pregnant and wanting to congratulate her was hilarious. Any normal person would have stopped while they were ahead" she chuckled.
"Hey, I figured you'd be laughing when he pushed me down. That was the first thing I thought about" he grinned as they walked down the corridor.
"So, you and Amy plan on having a little Matt one day after she heal up?" Tammy asked going into her office.
"Well, it was part of the storyline for me to say that, but we may one day. Anything is possible" he shrugged. "Damn! Nice leather furniture!" he said rubbing the black chair and sofa.
"Yes, isn't it? Did you really want a Matt Jr.? If you would have told me we could have named Callum, Matthew Moore" she said looking at him.
"Hey, he's still little Matthew Version 2" he laughed waving to her to join him on the sofa. "So, John is cool with you having feelings for Dwayne while you two are together?" he asked as she sat down next to him.
"Yes, thank God! He has been so cool. He knew about my feelings for Dwayne. He even offered to help make Dwayne jealous but I don't want to play childish games" she laughed.
"Yea, John is cool people" Matt said as Tammy grinned.
"What?" he smiled.
"You sound like John. You two have become really close huh?" she asked.
"I hate to admit it but I like the guy for you. He's cooler than I thought. In the beginning I hated him because he was as he would put it, scoping you out" he laughed. " I'm totally cool with you two now" he told her.
"Well, that's good to know even though we're just friends" Tammy said stressing the word friends.
"Man, I can't believe this Billy and Chuck commitment ceremony storyline" Matt laughed looking at the monitor showing Rico fussing over something not going right in the ring.
"Pat Patterson suggested this storyline," Tammy said.
"Hmm, I wonder why?" Matt laughed.
"You are so mean! What are you doing later?" she asked.
"Having dinner alone when I get home" he said looking sad.
"Well, now you have company since I'm going home" she told him.
"What time will John be ready?" he asked.
"John is flying home to Massachusetts tonight," she said crossing her leg.
"Oh, so I have you all to myself" Matt said caressing her knee.
"After fighting Mark tonight you won't be able to do anything" Tammy laughed.
"Taker can fuck me up and I'll still be up for making love" he laughed.
"We'll see" she giggled as Billy and Chuck entered the ring for the ceremony.
"Bischoff really looks like an old coot" Matt laughed.
"Yea, Kathy did a great job on his makeup. I'll miss her after tonight. She should be dropping Adam Jr. any day now" Tammy said looking at the monitor.
"Let's make a little Mattina" Matt teased grabbing her in a playful headlock.
"Only if we're married" she choked out as he squeezed her tighter. She tapped him in between his legs causing him to loosen his grip. "Angelface! Why did you do that?" he groaned.
"It wasn't that hard Matty," she said grabbing him in a headlock as he lay down in her lap. "Matt get up" she laughed trying to push him on the floor.
"Yea, it's about time for my match" he said fixing his black and silver shirt. "I'll see you later. Enjoy the match" he grinned walking out the door.
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"Hey Tammy" Shane Helms said plopping down next to her on the leather sofa.
"Hey Shane. How's it going?" Tammy asked.
"Great. I just wanted to say that I appreciate it that you and Jeff haven't said anything to Matt about Amy and I" he said nervously.
"Shane, if you're here to pick at me to see if I told Matt anything, the answer is no. I have to ask you if you two really think Matt is so stupid that he hasn't seen any signs. He accused me of cheating when I wasn't, so I know he's on Amy's ass" Tammy said.
"No, actually he's been real nice to her. He never questions where she goes on the weekends. We're home free" he bragged.
"Do you two ever plan on stopping this affair?" Tammy laughed.
"I feel like she's having an affair with Matt but she won't let him go. That's the only frustrating thing in our relationship" Shane said sadly.
"Make her choose Shane! Go to Matt as a friend and be honest with him. He may make the decision for her" Tammy told him. "You guys are really playing with fire," Tammy said standing and walking over to the blue and white counter.
"Tammy, what are you doing later?" Shane asked walking over to her and squatting down in front of her.
"Why?" she asked staring at the green strands in his hair.
"Well, I thought that maybe we could hang out like old times" Shane said grinning.
"Shane, are you hitting on me?" Tammy laughed as Sara and Taker passed by the door and waved.
"Maybe. If you're willing to get to know me on a deeper level" he said rubbing her calf as soon as they were out of sight. "You have smooth legs," he said running his hand up to her short navy blue skirt.
"Shane sweetie, I just have to say that out of all my friends, I'm the only one who hasn't slept with you. We do talk" she laughed. "Although you've gotten rave reviews on your bedroom skills you're friends with Matt and Jeff, your more like a brother to them. I refuse to cross that line again with them" Tammy told him in a nice way as Matt walked in.
"Hey you two, what's up?" Matt asked eyeing Shane's hand on Tammy's thigh. "If you two want to date I'm totally cool with it" Matt said shocking Shane.
"Really? I was just asking her about hanging out later" Shane grinned.
"I was just telling him that I already had plans," Tammy said politely. "Maybe next time Shane" Tammy said.
"Great. I'll see you guys this weekend then. I have to do a house show Friday. I'll be home early Saturday," Shane said walking out and closing the door.
"Wow Matt! You wouldn't mind me dating Shane?" Tammy asked in disbelief.
"Hell yea I mind! I was talking about Amy!" he grinned.
"Oh! He assumed you were referring to me" she laughed.
"Yes, let them keep playing me for a fool, that way I won't have to feel so guilty about being with other women. I'm going to hit the showers," he said walking over to lock the door. "You want to join me?" he asked pulling off his pants and standing before her naked.
"Matt, don't tempt me" she said looking down at his semi-hard penis.
"Oh, I plan on tempting you all night once we make it to Cameron" he said walking to the showers.
"We'll see who'll be tempted" she yelled with a devious grin on her face.
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Wednesday Night 10:30 p.m.
"John no!" Tammy giggled into her cellphone.
"Push play on the DVD player girl" John told her.
"Okay" she said grabbing the remote and pushing play. A porn movie popped onto the TV screen. "John!" she laughed.
"Touch yourself for me baby" John whispered into the phone.
"Will you be touching yourself?" she asked realizing it was a movie by Seymore Butts playing.
"Yes, I'm already halfway there" he moaned. "Ooh baby, are you touching yourself right now?" he asked.
"I am now," she said running her hand down into her lacy pink panties.
"Yea, baby. Rub that pussy until you cum" John grunted from the other end of the phone.
"Oh yes baby, I want to cum so bad" Tammy moaned as she stroked herself.
"I wish I could taste you right now" John murmured.
"I wish you could too," she said just as she saw a dark figure standing in her doorway. "Shit! John, I'll call you back," she said hanging up the phone and reaching for the lamp.
"You should have set the alarm!" Matt said walking into the room grinning. "Sorry for the interruption" he said glancing down at her panties halfway down her hips. She grabbed the cover and threw it over her as he threw his keys on the nightstand.
"Matt! You should have called," she said embarrassed.
"Why are you masturbating when you have good dick right down the road from you" he laughed pointing at his crotch.
"Jeff didn't answer his cellphone" she teased.
"Ha! Very funny" he said taking off his shirt and boxers and crawling into the bed and tugging on the cover.
"Matt, go home" she said looking at the TV and realized the movie was still playing.
"Damn! This is a hot movie," he said as the guy on the screen pounded into one of the women on the bed.
"I'm turning this off," Tammy said grabbing the remote.
"Don't you dare!" he said snatching the remote and putting it on the nightstand on his side of the bed. "You teased me late last night at my house and left" he said pulling the covers back and crawling over on top of her. "Now your all wet and wanting release," he said kissing her on her neck while pulling her panties to the side and caressing her.
"I don't need release" she fussed pushing away from him.
"Look at me" he said looking into her eyes. "I know you, and I know when you're about to explode. Let me help you" he said.
"Fine! Help me Matty" she said caressing his hard dick.
"No, I'm going to torture you like you did me last night. You could have blown on me and I would have came instantly. That's how hot you left me. I'm here to return the favor Angelface," he said as he put her legs over his shoulders and entered her slowly.
"Ooh! You feel so good inside me. Ooh yes baby, faster!" she said grabbing his ass with both hands as he slowly grinded into her.
"No, I plan on doing you real slow and easy until you are out of your mind and craving me every time you see me" he said speeding up his rhythm until she was about to cum and pulled out of her and kissed her softly.
"Matt please!" she begged looking into his passion filled brown eyes.
"You want it harder?" he asked sucking her earlobe.
"Yes!" she whimpered as he pushed into her and pounded into her 6 times and pulled out as he felt her tightening around him.
"No! Just one more!" she cried out as he laughed at her.
"You were about to cum. I'm not ready for you to do that yet" he teased as he licked her right nipple and then sucked on it gently. "Tonight will be long and very satisfying for the both of us" he promised as he kissed her slowly and entered her again.
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Raw - Denver, Colorado
"Rob! Man that line about Hunter's real talent being him spitting the water and being angry was so funny!" Jeff laughed.
"Yea man, I thought about what I wanted to say to him last night. He's gotten a little pompous since he got with Steph" Rob grinned. "Any chance I get to rib him I'm taking it" Rob smiled. "Jericho and I love fucking with him. Matter of fact, I need to go stretch before my match with Chris" Rob said.
"I feel you man. He doesn't hang around the gang anymore. He barely speaks to people when he's over on SmackDown" Jeff said as Rob nodded in agreement. "Man, I'll see you later" Jeff said pushing open the locker room door to find Andrew and Jay sitting on the couch. "Get out of here you Un- American's" Jeff chuckled as he grabbed his bag and searched for a towel.
"Funny bitch!" Andrew laughed.
"I've got your bitch bucky" Jeff said sticking his teeth out like a beaver.
"Jeff, man you're like totally coming out of your shell lately. Whatever happened to the quiet, bashful little Jeff Hardy that hung out backstage by himself?" Jay asked
"Man, you just get to a point in your life where you get tired of biting your tongue, being honest is so much more refreshing. I'm working on my CD and my career is where I want it to be. I'm happy," Jeff said heading to the shower.
"Say, Jeff does act different lately. Guess he growing up" Andrew said shaking his head.
"Yea, or in denial about something" Jay said thinking.
"You know something?" Andrew asked.
"No, but trust I'll start checking things out" Jay said lacing up his boots.
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"Hey Steph. You look just like a plain Jane" Tammy teased.
"You think so?" she smiled.
"I didn't recognize you for a minute" Tammy grinned.
"Well, I need to head back down to the dressing room to blend in" Steph said. "Hey, you seen Paul?" she asked.
"No. If I see him I'll tell him your looking for him" Tammy assured her.
"Okay. Thanks" Steph said walking off. Tammy got a small cup of coffee to keep her going for the next hour. She walked towards the catering hall planning to get a little something light to eat when she heard yelling from around the corner.
"I'm the King of the World! Intercontinental Champ! Whoo! I am the Champion!" Chris sang to the beat of "We are the Champions" by Queen as he sprayed champagne over his head as he bumped into Tammy causing her coffee to slosh over the side of the cup as half of it splattered onto the floor.
"Watch it Assclown!" Tammy laughed.
"I'm sorry chicky! I'm the champ baby! You can drink this extra half bottle of champagne I have here. Get rid of that coffee and celebrate with me," he said grabbing the cup and tossing it in the trash across from them.
"Hey! I need to stay up! Champagne makes me tipsy. I'll be asleep in an hour or two" Tammy told Chris.
"Aww man! I guess that means you don't want to go hang out together and party? All of the gang will be there," he said rubbing his beard.
"I'm sorry. I'm still trying to decide whether or not to head out for SmackDown tomorrow or head home," Tammy said apologetically.
"Well if you change your mind, I'll save you a dance," Chris said kissing her on the cheek.
"Ouch! Your bushy beard scratched me" she frowned rubbing her cheek.
"I'm sorry" he laughed.
"I think you definitely look better without all this hair," she said touching his woolly beard.
"You're right! I'm too much of a sexy beast to be hiding all of this handsomeness" Chris said pulling his beard and then pouring champagne down his chest and rubbing it in sensually.
"I don't know what to do with you Chris" Tammy said after she burst out laughing.
"Anything you want. I'm flexible," he said smiling widely.
"I know you are" she blushed. "I'll see you at the PPV this weekend if I don't make it to hang out with you guys tonight" she said walking into the catering hall and fixing herself a plate with 2 chicken breasts and added some salad onto the plate. Tammy sat at the table and drank from the champagne bottle as Hunter walked in and grabbed a bottle of water.
"Hey Tam" Hunter said.
"Hey Paul" she said sitting the champagne bottle down. "Steph is looking for you," she said as he rolled his eyes.
"You celebrating?" he laughed pointing at the bottle of champagne.
"Jericho gave it to me" she grinned.
"Oh the King of Bling Bling" Paul said laughing.
"No, he's the King of the World tonight" Tammy said taking a bite of her salad.
"Crazy old Chris" Paul said before drinking his water. "So, umm, have you talked to Joanie lately?" Paul asked trying to stop his voice from trembling.
"A few weeks ago, why?" she asked.
"Just wondered how she was doing" he shrugged.
"Paul, why don't you call her?" Tammy asked.
"I can't bring myself to call her," he said tearing the paper from around the bottle of water in his hand.
"She won't bite Paul" Tammy said trying to ease his level of uneasiness.
"I know. I just really want to properly apologize to her," he said. "I still have some of her things in storage. I can't bring myself to look at them. I really screwed up with her," he said inhaling sharply.
"If it's any consolation to you, she asks about you all the time" Tammy told him.
"Ask if I'm being led around on a leash by the McMahon's?" he asked.
"No, just if you were okay. That's it," she said noticing him cracking a smile.
"Maybe I'll call her this weekend," Paul said getting up. "Thanks for letting me know she still thinks about me," he said walking out.
"Joanie is going to kill me! I need liquid encouragement" Tammy groaned turning the bottle of champagne up and guzzling it.
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"What is wrong with you?" Tammy asked walking into Marie's office.
"Girl, close the door!" she shouted halfway lifting her head off of the desk.
"Okay" Tammy said pushing the door but it didn't close.
"I think I'm pregnant!" she said as Jeff walked into the office.
"No fucking way!" Jeff said closing the door. "By who?" he asked sitting in a chair as Tammy stood there staring at Marie.
"I need to sit down for this huh?" Tammy said sitting in the chair next to Jeff.
"If I'm pregnant, it's by the stripper JamaicanMeKrazy," she said rubbing her head.
"Are you sure?" Jeff asked.
"Yes! I've been to the doctor for checkups for the past 3 months straight and I wasn't pregnant. He's the last person I was with in the past month," she said caressing her temples. "The scent of everything sets me off!" she said sipping a cup of tea.
"Well, you've got the baby you've always wanted" Tammy said getting up and hugging her.
"Man! This is awesome" Jeff laughed. "Congratulations Marie. You have a food pimp in me, that is if you can keep it down" Jeff winked. I'll talk to you two later. I have a match with Hunter in about 10 minutes" Jeff said blowing a bubble.
"I don't see how you do that!" Tammy said folding her arms.
"What? Blow a bubble?" he said blowing a big bubble in her face as she stuck her finger in it and busted it. "Hey!" Jeff shouted.
"No, smarty pants! Wrestle while chewing gum!" Tammy exclaimed.
"Oh, it calms my nerves. I've swallowed my gum only a few times. It keeps my mouth moist when I'm trying to catch my breath" he explained.
"Oh okay" Tammy said shaking her head.
"Stop talking about gum! I'm getting nauseated!" Marie complained lying her head on the desk.
"Jeff and I will leave you alone. I'll check on you later," Tammy said pulling Jeff by the arm.
"Hey Marie, did you know that Matt likes his big juicy steaks medium rare so that you can see the pink in the middle?" Jeff grinned.
"Get out!" Marie gagged.
"Jeff stop!" Tammy said pulling him out into the hall.
"I'm thinking of getting a big juicy steak with brown gravy running down the sides" he shouted through the door as Tammy closed it.
"That was so wrong!" Tammy said swatting him on the arm as they both heard Marie throwing up through the door.
"Eew! I hope she made it to the trash can" Jeff said covering his mouth.
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"What are you eating?" Jeff asked as Tammy leaned against the passenger door.
"Nothing, a mint" she said hiding the plastic container in her hand.
"Let me see! I smell Smarties!" Jeff insisted sticking out his right hand while driving with his left one.
"Jeff, stop playing!" she moaned.
"Give me one" he said holding his palm up to her face.
"I should bite you" she laughed plopping a box of Smarties in his hand.
"No way! You've been hiding Smarties from me?" he asked looking at her in shock.
"Jeff watch the road!" she shouted as he popped a handful of Smarties into his mouth.
"They're so good," he said chewing loudly.
"Stop smacking" she said in an annoyed tone.
"I'll smack you!" he said leaning over and kissing her on the cheek.
"You heading home in the morning?" Tammy asked looking at him.
"Probably. You hanging out at SmackDown tomorrow?" he asked placing the box of Smarties in her lap and held her hand.
"I don't think so. I was thinking of going to hang out with John but I'm tired," she said.
"Yea? He'd enjoy that if you did" he grinned as her cellphone rang.
"Hello? Oh hi Robert Marks, yes I remember what we discussed. I can be there Wednesday, 9 a.m. I look forward to it" Tammy said hanging up the cell phone.
"Why is he calling you again?" Jeff asked curiously.
"He wants to meet on Wednesday," she said.
"I heard all of that!" Jeff fussed.
"Jeff, don't yell at me!" she argued back.
"I'm sorry sweetheart. I just don't want you getting in over your head by taking a chance on your career. Matter of fact, I'm going with you!" he said staring ahead at the road.
"Jeff, no! This is something that I." she started before he pushed a CD in and "Not Enough" by Our Lady Peace started drowning her voice out as he ignored her. She leaned forward and turned it down a little.
"Why the fuck did you do that? I love that song," he asked in a pissed off tone.
"You were ignoring me," she said obviously upset.
"Look, we're family and we have to do what's right for our family. I want to come along with you to see if this is a good thing for you. We'll go to SmackDown and catch a flight out to Houston afterwards" he said caressing her palm with his thumb.
"Okay. I trust your judgment so I'll agree to let you come," she said giving in.
"You better had. I was about to put you out on side of the road" he laughed.
"Please! You know better!" she taunted.
"I do?" he asked pulling onto the side of the road. "Get out" he said seriously.
"I don't think so," she said sitting upright as he got out of the car and came around to her side of the car. She locked the doors.
"Open the door" he said staring at her.
"No" she teased.
"Fine" he said pulling out the extra set of keys and opening the door as she locked them again. "I give up!" he said pretending to back away from the car, only to run up and turn the key and snatch the door open. "Come on!" he shouted pulling her out of the car and throwing her over his shoulder.
"No! Jeff! Put me down" she shouted hitting him on his back.
"Oh now you want to hit me?" he asked as he started spanking her on the behind.
"Ouch! Jeff! I'm not a fucking kid!" she giggled as she hit him on his behind. He set her down softly on the grass.
"Don't get smart with me anymore or you'll be punished" he warned as her cellphone started ringing from the car. She walked over to the car feeling for her purse in the dark car. Jeff walked up behind her as she found the phone and snatched it from her and answered it. "Tammy is preoccupied right now. Leave a message and she'll call you back" he said into the phone and hung it up. "No more phone calls tonight," he said turning the phone off and sitting in the passenger seat.
"Want me to drive?" she asked trying to close the door.
"No, you can sit right here" he said rubbing his cock through his white jeans.
"Jeff, we are on an empty road. If we were at a hotel somewhere maybe" she laughed as bright lights approached the car. A red light flashed. "Shit! Jeff, it's the cops!" she said as the policeman parked behind Jeff's car and walked around to them.
"Hello, is there a problem?" he asked as Jeff got out of the car.
"Oh no, I was driving but I got sleepy so he's going to drive" Tammy smiled pointing at Jeff.
"Hey! Your Jeff Hardy! Oh shit! I just looked at you a few hours ago on TV at the station. We all watch Raw on Mondays. Shit! The guys won't believe this!" he said grabbing his pad and pen. "Can I have your autograph?" he asked as Jeff signed his name for a few of the policeman's co-workers. "Your girlfriend and you weren't out here doing it were you?" the officer teased.
"Actually we were about to" Jeff laughed folding his arms across his chest.
"Yea, people like pulling over and getting a quickie on this road for some reason. It must be something in the air around here that gets them horny" the officer laughed. "I suggest you guys get a room. No one to interrupt you" he said eyeing Tammy. "You're a Diva I don't recognize," he said looking at her legs in her knee length skirt.
"No, I'm a writer for the show" she laughed.
"Aww, what a shame" he said eyeing her chest. "You're a lucky man Hardy. Tell your brother and Lita that I'm a fan of theirs as well. Good luck in your career man" he said shaking their hands and walking to his car and getting in.
"Let's go" Tammy said getting in the car and closing the door.
"Your scary! He was nice," Jeff said as the police car pulled off and headed down the road. Jeff got in the car and locked the doors.
"I need sleep Jeffy," she said sounding like a little girl.
"Is this where you're the innocent schoolgirl and I'm the lecherous teacher who takes advantage of you in every way possible?" he asked rubbing between her thighs.
"Hey! I'm really sleepy. I had champagne tonight" she laughed stopping his hand from moving any further.
"I'm going to stop at the next decent motel to get some sleep and hopefully a little attention," he said looking at Tammy winking.
"Don't count on it" she grinned lying on his shoulder and falling asleep.
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SmackDown! - Colorado Springs, CO
World Arena
"Hey Mami, you lookin muy bonita tonight" Eddie Guerrero said whistling as he checked Tammy out from behind. "They make things bigger and better in Texas huh? We should know Mami" he laughed.
"Hey Eddie" Tammy said walking over to hug him.
"Say, is he bothering you?" Chuck Palumbo asked as he and Billy walked by.
"Naw, he's just chatting with me" she smiled.
"Hey Ese! Why you think that I'm messing with Mamacita here? We're just chit chatting" Eddie said laughing.
"We know you Guerrero. You a big ass flirt" Billy teased.
"Hey Ese, you two need to worry about your match with Angle and Benoit tonight instead of me and Mamacita here" Eddie jeered.
"I'm sure you guys are ready for them," Tammy said trying to ease the mood.
"We're always ready" Chuck laughed.
"Well, good then that means you two will be prepared when you both start your single's run" Tammy said as Billy grabbed her into a tight hug.
"Whoo! That's what I'm talking about" he shouted pumping his fist into the air.
"Yo, what's up?" John asked walking up.
"Getting our single's run" Chuck answered.
"Yo, that's cool dawg" John said shaking their hands as Chuck and Billy walked off. "Yo shorty, I'm about to show my true talent by giving Brock a fight he'll never forget" John said putting his arm around Tammy.
"Hey, I'll be right back here cheering for you. I know you will be a champion sometime in the near future. I'll be right by the monitor backstage" she said hugging him.
"I'll be watching you kick Brock's ass Ese!" Eddie said smiling walking over to chat with Tajiri and Billy Kidman.
"Cool, I'm going to go get dressed. I'll see you in a little while" John grinned as Nidia and Torrie walked by.
"Hey Tammy and John" Torrie said in her chipper tone.
"What's up sexy?" John said.
"Nothing much. You guys want to hang with Billy and I tonight?" Torrie asked.
"Oh girl, I may be in too much pain after my match with Brock. We'll have to see how I'm feeling" John said kissing Tammy on the cheek. "I'll see you in awhile," John said walking off.
"Damn he has a great ass!" Nidia gushed.
"Yea, he does" Torrie smiled.
"It is pretty nice huh?" Tammy asked as she stared at his ass in his jeans as he walked down the hall with a swagger.
"Hell yea girl and you tapping that!" Nidia said.
"Hey Tammy! Can I talk to you?" Adam shouted holding his Edge jacket in his hand.
"Umm, okay" Tammy said waving bye to Nidia and Torrie and walked over to him. "What's up?" Tammy asked.
"Is it true that Marie is pregnant?" Adam asked.
"Damn! News travels fast" she said. "It's true," Tammy said bobbing her head.
"Damn! This is a trip. When Kathy told me today I was like "Dude! You are so way wrong!" he laughed.
Tammy laughed. "Adam, you call Kathy dude?" she laughed.
"Well, I slip up and do it every so often" he said.
"You know Jay misses you" Tammy told him.
"Yea, he can't function without me," he said giving that devilish grin of his.
"I didn't say all of that!" Tammy laughed.
"I'll call him to see if he wants to hang out next week," Adam said. "So, how are things between you and Dwayne?" he asked.
"I haven't heard from him in weeks" she said sadly.
"Well, maybe it's for the best. He's said plenty of times he wasn't the type to remarry. You need to have that family that Dwayne can't give you. You can have that with Matt or Jeff" Adam said.
"So, you're pulling for Matt or Jeff huh?" Tammy asked folding her arms.
"In a way, yea. They will eventually settle down and get married. When they do, it will be too late for you then" Adam said seriously.
"Adam, I want to be with Dwayne but I refuse to wait around for him. Hopefully, I'll get over him and start anew" she said wiping a tear from her eye.
"Tammy, I'll tell you this as a friend. Dwayne will break your heart," he said pulling her in for a hug. "I don't tend to get in people's business but you are on a path of nothing but pain and heartache" he said looking into her eyes. "Don't get me wrong, Dwayne is a cool guy but he'll hurt you in the end" he said.
"I hear you Adam. I know everything your saying has valid points but I want to move on but my heart keeps pulling me back to him. If it happens it'll happen, if not I'm cool with it too" she said sitting on one of the storage trunks.
"Just be careful. I care about you okay?" Adam said kissing her on the forehead and walking away.
"Tammy, what's up with Matt and Shane Helms?" Shane McMahon asked walking up to her a few minutes later.
"I don't know what you mean," Tammy said still out of it.
"Matt requested a match with Helms but doesn't want him to know about him asking for it" Shane said leaning against the wall over her.
"Maybe they had a childish fight on the road over who is the most extreme" she laughed covering up the truth.
"Oh. That makes sense" Shane laughed. "Matt and Jeff tell you about their book we're getting published? The first ever tag team to have a book" Shane bragged.
"Oh wow! That's so awesome. I'm sure it will be a great read for their fans" Tammy beamed.
"Yes, I thought so too" Shane said staring at her.
"What?" she asked as he continued to stare at her.
"I was just wondering what it is about you that makes you the object of a lot of the guys affection," he said running his eyes over her body.
"I don't think I'm the object of anyone's affection" she grinned.
"You know Tammy, you really should open your eyes. Many guys around here would love to get you in bed. Only a few have and I must say that I'm jealous," Shane said leaning over her.
She pushed her hand against his chest. "Shane! Don't, I'm not interested" she said nicely.
"One day you will be and I'll revel in taking you to bed" Shane bragged.
"You have that much confidence? Well, I guess we'll see" Tammy said tapping him on the side of his face with the palm of her hand.
"Yes, we will see. I look forward to seeing your sexy lips kissing me slowly in every spot I tell you to" he smiled. "Ooh, sex between us will be so good" he said staring into her eyes causing her to all of a sudden feel hot around her ears.
"Well, I hate to be rude but I have some things I need to do before I leave" Tammy said getting up and pulling her jacket down.
"I'm counting the days Tammy. We will hook up and get this built up tension between us out of our systems" he said walking over and kissing her passionately. He pulled back enjoying the stunned look on her face. He caressed her ass and grinded against her as he kissed her again. "Take care Tammy," he said in a husky voice as he backed away and went into one of the locker rooms.
"Shit! Was I just sexually harassed? This can't be happening," she said pulling her hair back over her shoulders. She headed towards Matt's locker room and knocked on the door. Matt opened the door looking at her weird.
"Since when do you knock? Why are you red? You look flustered," he said stepping back to let her in.
"Shane just told me about the match you requested tonight" she said leaning back against the wall.
"Well, yea. I figure he won't come clean with me so I'll just beat the shit out of him since he's going to Raw next week" he laughed.
"Matt, I'm glad you didn't attack him with a chair" she smiled shyly.
"Hey, that was the old Matt who didn't think before he acted. I've grown up a lot since then" he said sitting on the oak coffee table.
"Yes, you have and I'm proud of you" she smiled.
"So, you support me on this ass whipping?" he stood and looked at her waiting for an answer as he put his shirt on.
"Yes, he somewhat deserves it" she said pushing him back down onto the table as she walked behind him and started brushing his wet hair.
"Damn right he does. You and John hanging out later?" Matt asked.
"Probably. You want to hang with us?" she asked.
"I might. I may ride with Mysterio again but he drives horribly" he said frowning.
"You will be riding with John and I, we will see you back here after the show. I've heard about Rey's driving" she laughed.
"Okay boss lady. Is John coming to Cameron?" he asked.
"No, maybe next week. He's going to try to hook up with this girl he really likes back home, so I get to relax this week" she grinned. "I hope she gives him a chance. He's a sweet guy" she sighed.
"Wanna go check out XXX?" Matt asked.
"Sure, why not" she said putting his hair into a ponytail. "You're all done," she said patting his shoulders.
"Thanks Angelface. By the way, where is Marie?" he asked.
"Working from the hotel. She's having morning sickness all day" Tammy laughed.
"She's pregnant?" Matt laughed.
"Yes she is" Tammy smiled.
"Damn! I guess the world really is coming to an end" he grinned.
"Jeff made her throw up by mentioning how you like your steak medium rare and pink on the inside. She says she can't get that picture out of her head" Tammy said walking out the door behind Matt as they headed to the backstage area.
"That's Jeff's crazy ass! Always fucking with people" Matt laughed. "I'll see you after I beat the hell out of the Hurri-bitch" Matt said walking up the stairs leading to the stage as Tammy grabbed a chair and sat in front of the monitor to watch.
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WWE Unforgiven - September 22, 2002
"Hey Tammy" Trish said grabbing a cup off the table.
"Hey girl. What are you up to later?" Tammy asked.
"Oh nothing. Probably going to hang out with Jay" she sighed.
"Oh yea, you've got it bad" Tammy teased.
"I know. Girl, we've talked about having kids" she laughed.
"Hold up, trust me and get married first. Avoid the drama!" Tammy laughed shaking her head.
"If Dwayne wasn't in the picture, who do you think you'd be with?" Trish asked.
"Well, I would have said Jeff a few months back but Matt has grown up a lot in the past few months. Either Jeff or Matt only if we were to get married though" Tammy laughed.
"I think Jay and I will just do it. We won't have a big expensive wedding" Trish said.
"I always wanted a big wedding because I felt like it would be my last one but now that I'm a mother before I was married a lot of my childhood fantasies have changed" Tammy said looking unhappy.
"Well, I told you who I think your perfect match is. I see you, Matt, and Jeff living in the same house sharing the same bed" Trish teased.
"Very funny Trish! You know I can make a last minute change where Molly won't drop the Women's title to you tonight" Tammy threatened.
"Don't you dare!" Trish said pushing Tammy from in front of the sugar bowl.
"Damn! That hurt" Tammy laughed. "Are we still practicing tomorrow?" Tammy asked.
"Yea, we can meet up at 10 in the morning. You really should become a wrestler," Trish said.
"I may do it before I have more kids. Between us, I'm considering it. I miss practicing with Amy a lot. Since Jeff and I caught her with Shane she barely calls or come around much" Tammy said gloomily.
"Yea, she seems not to want to be bothered when I call her sometimes too. She's changed" Trish said.
"It's probably guilt" Tammy shrugged her shoulders.
"She still screwing around with Shane and dating Matt? I've heard she was cheating on him but it wasn't with Shane. It was rumored to be some guy named Gregory she talks about all the time," Trish said quietly.
"Umm Trish, Shane's first name is Gregory. Matt says they're still sneaking off together on weekends. He found out that she travels to house shows with Shane when Matt is off. I don't know and I don't care. That's their business. I've got an idea. Let's go out dancing, we'll drive on out for Raw and sleep late. Wake up about 1, eat and workout then head to the show" Tammy said getting a boost of energy.
"Sounds like a plan. See you after the show" Trish waved.
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"Hey baby" a huge woman said rubbing on Marie's shoulder.
"Bitch, you'd better back off" Marie said.
"Girl, it's me" Rikishi laughed.
"You in drag?" she laughed.
"I'm playing a lesbian in the HLA storyline in a little while" he said adjusting his fake boobs.
"Oh my God! You're an ugly woman! I guess Dena did the best she could considering what she had to work with" she said cracking up.
"Really, I thought I looked a little like you in a dress" he teased.
"Oh hell no! I look way better in a dress than you ever could" she bragged.
"Hey, you'll be huge in a few months I hear" he laughed.
"Yea, I'm knocked up," she said leaning against the table.
"Hey, is the father going to be in the child's life?" Rikishi asked.
"No, I was artificially inseminated" Marie lied looking at the floor.
"Damn, you could have gotten me to hook you up with some sperm. Atleast you'd know who the father was" Rikishi said feeling sorry for her.
"Yea, well it's too late to offer now" she chuckled.
"So does Mama Sharon know yet?" he asked.
"Hell no! She'll kill me!" Marie said touching her head.
"What's wrong?" Rikishi asked in a worried tone.
"I just get dizzy and nauseous throughout the day. My body reacts instantly to things," she said looking pale.
"You know I could have insulted you really good from that comment but I'll be good. Let me walk you to your office to make sure your okay" he said walking her towards her office.
"Thanks, I appreciate it. I just have to tell you, you really are an ugly woman!" she laughed as he opened her office door for her.
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"Hello pretty lady" a deep voice mumbled over Tammy's shoulder as she got a bottle of water out of the cooler.
"Excuse me?" Tammy said coming face to face with Victor Newman from "The Young and the Restless". "Oh my God! Eric Braedan! I heard you would be here tonight" Tammy grinned shaking his hand.
"Yes, I've quite enjoyed the show thus far" he said as Marie walked in.
"Victor Newman! Can you introduce me to Shemar Moore?" Marie said staring at him as if he was God.
"Unfortunately he isn't on the show anymore but I hear he's a wrestling fan" Eric smiled reaching for a bottle of water.
"Well, it's nice meeting you" Tammy said.
"The pleasure was all mine" he grinned kissing both her and Marie's hand and walked out.
"Wow! Victor Newman! I can't stand his ass, but he plays the part so well" Marie said with a broad smile walking down the hall to catch up with Eric as Rob walked into the catering hall.
"Hey sweetie" Rob said hugging Tammy from behind.
"Hey Mr. Pay Per View" Tammy laughed as he kissed her on the cheek. "How's your stomach" she asked turning and rubbing his stomach.
"A little sore. The sledgehammer didn't hurt too badly. Flair knows how to swing it" Rob laughed. "I think I'm more sore from the 5 Star Splash" he said rubbing his ribs.
"You'd better get checked out" Tammy told him.
"No, the doc said I was fine. So, you and Cena huh?" he asked casually.
"Are just dating" Tammy answered.
"Oh, cool" Rob said following her as she walked outside into the parking lot as Jay and Billy Gunn were coming into the building from hanging outside after their matches.
"So, what have you been doing?" Tammy asked unlocking the car door and getting her laptop out the backseat.
"Well, just been living life. I kept my distance from you awhile because I figured if you didn't speak to me that meant you didn't want to be bothered" he said leaning against the car.
"Rob, I didn't realize I was ignoring you. I apologize if I came off like that. I've had a lot on my mind" she said touching his arm. "I'm sorry," she said giving him a hug.
"So, we are cool again?" he grinned.
"We never stopped being cool" she said smiling.
"Well that's great. So, you and Dwayne going to get it together or what?" Rob asked surprising her.
"No, I don't think so" Tammy laughed.
"Hmm, it's all over that you two were always eyeing one another and since you broke up with me so quickly I just figured it was to be with him until I saw you with Cena" Rob said looking her in the eye.
"No, I didn't leave you for Dwayne. John happened to ask me out that Monday after we broke up" she shrugged.
"Basically the same day" Rob said.
"Well, technically we broke up on Sunday" she said blushing remembering their lovefest as she closed the door and locked it.
"If you just wanted sex we could have stayed together" he chuckled.
"I guess in a way we could have," she said.
"We should get together sometimes, for old times sake," Rob said caressing her on her right thigh.
"I'll definitely keep you in mind Rob" she said kissing him on the cheek and walked back into the arena leaving him leaning against her car with a smile on his face.
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"Jeff, did you enjoy doing the movie viewing scene with me and Goldy" Booker T said laughing hard.
"Oh man, that shit was funny. Bubba and Big Show still laughing" Jeff answered pulling his shirt over his head as Tammy walked into the room.
"It was off the hook dawg!" Booker laughed.
"Yes it was" Jeff grinned.
"Hey Tammy, come on in here wit yo fine self" Booker said looking at Tammy smiling. "Is that a catsuit type outfit?" he said pulling on the material on her upper thigh.
"No" she laughed. " This is just a regular black outfit I purchased today," she said.
"Well girl you certainly wearing that outfit!" he said touching the two straps that went behind her neck. "These two straps is the only thing holding this top part over your chest?" Booker asked intrigued by the outfit.
"Yes, if it's untied my top will fall down" she said grabbing the strap making sure he didn't untie them.
"Oh shit! That's sexy as hell ain't it Jeff" Booker asked eyeing Jeff.
"Yea, sexy" Jeff said obviously annoyed.
"Booker, can I talk to Jeff alone?" Tammy asked politely.
"Yea sure" Booker said walking out closing the door.
"Jeff are you okay?" Tammy asked.
"Yea" he said flinching as she touched his back.
"Let me see" she demanded.
"I'm cool damn!" he said walking around her as she grabbed the back of his shirt and saw red bruises across his back.
"Shit! Jeff, why are you hiding your pain from everyone" Tammy asked.
"Because that's what I do best!" Jeff shouted.
"Okay. What's going on?" she asked blocking him from leaving the room.
"I'm just feeling trapped. I never have enough time in the day to do the things that I want to do. I need a break!" he said.
"From wrestling?" Tammy asked.
"Yea. I'm starting to lose the passion I had for the business and that's how I know I need to rest before I quit altogether" he said looking her in the eyes.
"How long have you been feeling this way?" Tammy asked.
"A few months" he said looking away from her and staring at the wall.
"Hey Jeff, you got any plans for." Jay started before realizing they were in a deep conversation. "Hey, I can come back later" Jay said as he started to close the door.
"Naw man, it's cool," Jeff said walking away from Tammy.
"Jeff? Are you going to quit?" she asked sadly.
"I don't know. I just need time to think. I'll be in the parking garage sitting on my car chillin if anyone is looking for me," he said turning and leaving out.
"Damn, is he like seriously considering quitting?" Jay asked standing there in shock.
"I think so. I don't know why he's doing this. He wanted to retire at the age of 30. He still has a few years left. I'm totally stunned" Tammy sighed.
"I'm totally baffled myself. I mean I thought Jeff would be the next HBK" Jay said hugging her. "I'll talk to you later. I have something to do" he smiled and kissed Tammy on the cheek and closed the door.
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"Hey Jeff!" Shawn Michaels shouted as he approached Jeff's car.
"Hey Shawn, how's it going?" Jeff grinned.
"Aww, it's going" Shawn said sitting on the hood of the car next to him. "It's nice out here tonight," he said looking up at the stars.
"Yea, it relaxes me," Jeff said sitting up.
"Hey, I don't want you to get mad but I heard that you're contemplating on whether or not to quit the wrestling business. I just think you shouldn't do it" Shawn said looking at him.
"Man, Tammy came to you?" Jeff asked angrily jumping off the car.
"No, Jay did. He thinks I could give you some guidance. If you need spiritual guidance, I can do that too. When my career ended a few years back, I wanted to die. I ate, drank, slept and breathed this business. When I look at you kid, I see me, the new and improved HBK. You have that drive I had. I can't tell you how many times I wanted to quit! Millions of times I wanted to call it quits because my body was bruised and sore. I felt as if I wouldn't make it to the next day sometimes because of the pain in my back. You're young, so you have the opportunity to have a young WWE title reign. Don't give up before your time" Shawn told him.
"I just have so much going on. I'm working on my music CD. I have a son I rarely get to see. I missed him saying, "Daddy" for the first time. I missed his first steps. I have a new girlfriend who keeps me on my toes all the time. Then there's Tammy who's like my best friend but I sometimes forget we're not together anymore because we're so close. If Elizabeth and I get serious enough to marry, will she accept Tammy as my friend for life? I just feel. " Jeff said running his fingers through his hair looking for the right word.
"Extended? Pulled in all directions? That's part of a wrestler's life, man. We all have the dreams of doing something else but for those of us who get to do it, over 50% end up right back on the road traveling to another arena for the next show leaving their families behind for days sometimes weeks on end" Shawn laughed.
"You have a wife and son now. How do you maintain?" Jeff asked.
"Well, I work 1 day out of the week, 2 house shows a month. I work 3 days a week during the week leading up to a pay per view by doing Raw and 1 house show. You have to work 3-5 days a week before getting that WWE Heavyweight title belt. You have to put in the time to handle Championship road travel. You look worn out just from hearing me say it" Shawn laughed. "You asked and I'm telling you. Now, how bad do you want it?" Shawn asked.
"Real bad" Jeff said nodding his head.
"That's my boy! I swear watching you in the ring I sometimes have to remind myself that it's not an old clip of me. You're just that damn good! Don't tell Hunter I said that" Shawn laughed patting Jeff on the back.
"He won't hear it from me" Jeff grinned widely as Jay walked over to the car.
"You guys still talking?" Jay asked.
"Naw we're through here" Shawn said sliding off the hood of the car.
"Hey Shawn? Thanks man, I needed this talk," Jeff said shaking his hand.
"No problem. I'm pulling for you Hardy" Shawn said backing up and finally turning to head back inside the arena.
"Thanks Jay" Jeff laughed shaking his hand.
"Dude, no problem. I knew you were in denial about something because of your attitude lately. I watched you and figured you were starting to burn out" Jay said.
"And you looked out for me. Thanks for caring. You've always been a big sucker for happy endings" Jeff told him.
"Well, we have to look out for each other now that Adam and Matt are on SmackDown. I'm the big bro now, because I not be no sucka!" he laughed as Jeff busted out laughing at his Booker T impression.
"Man! That's horrible!" Jeff snickered.
"Hey, Booker said it was pretty good. Come on, let me buy you a soda" Jay said as they walked back to the arena.
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"Hey Jeff" Tammy said walking into the music studio. He kept pushing on the keyboard unaware she was standing there. She walked up and tapped him on the shoulder.
"Shit Tam! You scared the fuck out of me," he said pushing the headset off and covering his chest.
"I'm sorry! You weren't answering!" she said getting annoyed that he'd cursed at her.
"I'm sorry baby," he said rubbing her hip. "I'm just frustrated with a verse I'm trying to write," he said turning back to the keyboard.
"What are you working on Rainbow?" she asked sitting in the chair next to him.
"The song that I wrote about Cameron. I'm trying to put it to music" he said playing different beats.
"This song reminds me of a song Matt used to sing all the time. Of course it was a Pearl Jam song" she laughed.
"Which one?" Jeff asked grinning.
"Angel. You get it? I was his Angelface," she said smiling.
"Yea, I definitely got it Fallen Angel" he teased pulling her ponytail.
"So, how's it going with the new girl you're dating. I like her" Tammy smiled.
"Yea? Elizabeth is cool all the way" he grinned.
"Good for you. Liz compliments you" Tammy said looking at the tattoo on his arm. "How many more of these are you going to get?" she said eyeing his dragon tattoo.
"Maybe one more" he said looking at his arms and leg.
"You keep it up and I won't know what you look like" she said pulling his hair. "You keep cutting your hair too. Do you realize your hair is now a teal color?" she asked running her hand over his head.
"The blue is fading" he grinned as he played a mellow tune.
"I like that sound but I'd like it better with the guitar version you played when you sang it to me last year" she suggested.
"Hmm, you got a point. I've got an idea," he said reaching for his guitar.
"I still say Texas should be in this song!" she teased.
"Yes, so you keep telling me!" he uttered under his breath.
"Like the song says I guess your babbling now" she laughed.
"Oh! Heart punches new meaning!" he sang holding his chest falling over into her lap.
"Your sick Hardy!" she said play punching him in the ribs.
"Okay. Let's get this beat together," he said grabbing the guitar.
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"Yes, I'd like to book one of your dancers for a private party in a few weeks" Marie said to the lady behind the desk.
"Okay, who are you looking to do the party?" the short brunette asked typing into the computer.
"JamaicanMeKrazy" Marie said nervously.
"Oh! Well, he's been booked up for the next three months. There's no way he can do it in a few weeks" the lady said sadly.
"Damn! Do you now where I could possibly see him perform in one of those shows?" Marie asked.
"Actually, he'll be in Canada, Europe, Hawaii and he'll be in Cancun the last 3 weeks on his schedule" she answered.
"Okay. Well, does he have a cellphone or business card to reach him?" Marie asked.
"Well, I know he has a website online. Here" she said scribbling down the web address. "He usually checks it every few days," she said handing her the paper.
"Thanks" Marie said heading out of the building.
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Raw
"Happy Birthday" Tammy said handing Matt a silver and royal blue box as he leaned back on the couch in a dressing room.
"Oh you didn't have to do this" he grinned opening the box to see 3 DVD movies, 2 video games for his Playstation 2, and a shirt from his favorite clothing store.
"Damn! You hooked me up! I'm glad I came to Raw!" he said hugging her.
"Yea, you've been a good boy. I told Jeff to be sure you came tonight" she grinned.
"That I've definitely been" he smiled shaking his head and sitting the box next to him on the couch. "So, how have you been doing? Dwayne wise" he asked softly.
"Better than I ever expected. I'm dealing with it day by day. It's even better that he's been gone these past few weeks. I don't have to look at him," she said honestly.
"Yea, I noticed your attitude change. I hope the two of you work out. You deserve to be happy. I mean that" Matt said holding her hand.
"I never thought I'd see the day when we could be close like this and be sincere" Tammy laughed.
"I know. I thought I'd never stop hating you" he laughed.
"Hate? You still wanted to have sex with me Matt!" she said playfully punching him in the arm.
"True. I hated you everytime I saw you but once I was alone I ached to be with you" he said looking her in the eye.
"I'm sorry we didn't work out," she said caressing his face.
"So am I, we still have Callum though. We'll always be connected through him," he said grinning. "You got the boys birthday gifts yet?" he asked.
"Yea, a few things. They're still young so they don't need a lot of stuff. They have so many toys already!" she said thinking of the numerous times that she had to pick up toys when she got home.
"Yea, I know what you mean. Jeff and I bought them a trampoline," Matt said eyeing Tammy out the corner of his eye.
"No way! No wrestling stunts!" she fussed.
"Just kidding!" he said cracking up. "Jeff said you'd freak out!" he pointed at her laughing.
"You two are such jerks at times" she laughed. "Give me your gifts back!" she said reaching for the box as he snatched it and ran to the locker room door.
"Mine! I will defend these gifts with my entire being" he laughed.
"Yea yea, whatever" she said sitting back on the couch. "Besides, I can always sneak them back. I know where you live" she grinned at him.
"Yes you do huh? But you can't get in unless you have a key" he teased.
"Give me a key to your house! You and Jeff both have keys to mine!" she fussed.
"You're right. I'll give you one when I get home" he promised.
"Yea, so I can burst in on you and Amy sometimes like you do me" she laughed.
"Hey, that was days ago and I'll ring the doorbell next time. I was really embarrassed at first but lust took over," he said winking at her. "Plus, Amy and I rarely have sex" Matt said.
"She still screwing around with Shane? When we were together we did it almost everyday" Tammy said in shock.
"Yep! And I'm doing my dirt too. I need sex, you know how I am after being without it for a week" he admitted.
"You two need to get it together, and yes you become an animal. Of course, the sex was always great. She should be happy when you two do get together," Tammy said.
"I tried but it's like she got me back and then went back to the phase she was in when she started seeing Chris. I wonder if she'll ever be faithful," he said frustrated. "Sex between you and I was great everytime because we're both highly sexual. I'm spoiled because of you" he pouted.
"Isn't love fucked up?" Tammy asked looking up at the ceiling as Matt sat next to her and stared at the ceiling as well. They were quiet a few minutes thinking about their love problems before Matt grabbed her hand and squeezed it tightly.
"We still have each other, Tammy and Matt Version 1" he grinned making his V.1 sign at her. "This love thing is stressing! I'm too old for this shit!" he laughed.
"Me too" she smiled leaning over and placing her head on his shoulder.
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Raw September 30th Houston Tx. Compaq Center
"So, you're saying you don't want to meet me in my hotel room tonight?" Shane McMahon asked for the third time.
"No Shane, I'm not interested in that type of relationship with you" Tammy said starting to get pissed off.
"Hmm, we'll just see about that," Shane said standing and dialing on his cellphone. "Hey Dad. Where are you? Oh that's great. I'll see you soon" Shane smiled hanging up the phone.
"Am I supposed to be scared that Vince is on his way?" Tammy laughed.
"You should be" Shane grinned walking out the dressing room.
"Ooh he irks me!" Tammy shouted as Jeff and Trish walked into the dressing room.
"What's up with you?" Trish asked.
"Shane propositioned me again. I have a funny feeling about tonight and what he'll do when Vince gets here" Tammy said nervously.
"Calm down, you've done nothing wrong" Jeff said trying to calm her.
"You don't know how evil Shane looked. He is really pissed at me," Tammy said sitting on the leather chair.
"Shane is a piece of shit," Trish said as Vince McMahon walked into the room.
"Well Tammy, I'm glad to see you're here. There's been a slight change in the program tonight. It seems that Jazz is out sick tonight. Victoria needs an opponent tonight" Vince said placing his hands in his pocket.
"Oh okay, well Trish are you up to fighting tonight?" Tammy asked.
"Yea, definitely" Trish answered.
"Oh no, you see I don't think you understand. You're going to be wrestling Victoria tonight. Trish you have the night off and can leave at anytime" Vince said as Trish and Tammy's mouths fell open in shock.
"Vince, Tammy isn't ready or prepared to wrestle tonight," Jeff said angrily.
"Well, she has exactly one hour to get it together. Don't worry Tammy, after seeing you wrestle I think you'll have no problem fighting tonight" Vince said.
"Vince, I refuse to wrestle tonight," Tammy said standing and walking towards Vince. "Why are you trying to make me wrestle?" she asked.
"A lot of the writers have wrestled, Steph, Shane, Paul Heyman, Pat, Gerald, and Terry Taylor. You're the only one who hasn't been on TV yet" Vince explained.
"Why wasn't I told ahead of time" she asked.
"You're being told now," Vince said adjusting his jacket. "By the way, you're to lose to Victoria. The match was to be 7 minutes, let's make it 10" Vince said smugly strutting out of the room and closing the door.
"Shit! This is fucked up. Molly is here too," Trish said placing her hands on her hips.
Jeff walked over to Tammy and grabbed her hands. "You can do this. You've been wrestling for years. I have faith in you and since Matt isn't here to flip out on your moves or techniques, go on and hit the Swanton while you're out there" he said causing Tammy to grin.
"Okay, Vince and Shane wants to be assholes then I'll show them that I can do this and do it with my head held high" Tammy said seriously. "Jeff take off your pants" she said unbuckling his white belt.
"Whoa! Shouldn't you two have sex later? This is sort of a big thing happening here," Trish said covering her eyes.
"Trish! I need his pants and belt to wrestle in" Tammy laughed.
"Umm, no. You need something a little loose fitting, not dragging around your feet. Something stretchy would be good," he said eyeing her brown and beige peasant shirt and brown pants. "That won't work," he said digging in his bag.
"Wait! What about the outfit you bought to wrestle in during practice?" Trish asked.
"The shiny pink one?" Tammy asked.
"Yea. It's hot. I was thinking of getting one just like it and getting a hat made to match" Trish said.
"I have it in my bag" Tammy said walking over to the corner where her bag was sitting. "I have it and the purple one too," Tammy said holding the pieces up.
"Okay, but do you really want to wrestle in a shiny bra type top?" Jeff asked picking up the purple top. "I like the v-cut shiny pink top" Jeff said handing it to her.
"I'm going to hit the showers you guys," Tammy said heading to the shower with her wrestling attire. 15 minutes later she came out looking worried.
"Boots?" Trish said handing her a pair of her black wrestling boots.
"Whoo! Thank God!" Tammy said slipping into the boots and lacing them up. Jeff walked in as she was bending over to tie the boots.
"Whoa! Those are some tight pants!" Jeff said pulling them realizing they were stretchy. "Well they look tight," he said eyeing her approvingly. "Tammy I have to tell you, I'm a little excited about you wrestling. I'm looking forward to it. Just remember to focus," he said as Vince walked in.
"Well, you certainly got dressed quickly" Vince said smiling.
"I didn't have a choice" Tammy murmured.
"Is it okay if I go out to ringside with her?" Jeff asked.
"Actually, that's why I'm here. Stevie Richard's will accompany Victoria to the ring and Trish will accompany you to the ring. They will attack you both after the match and I was going to let Bubba come down to help but I guess it can be Jeff here. I want to see some high flying moves!" Vince said excitedly. "Well, you guys make me proud" Vince said opening the door for Trish and Tammy.
"Good luck" Jeff said kissing her on the lips.
"I'm so nervous," she said trembling.
"It's the adrenaline rush coming. That's why I chew gum. I'll be with you in spirit" he smiled rubbing her arm.
"It's time," Vince said.
"Love you," said Jeff.
"Love you too" Tammy said hugging him and following Trish to the backstage area.
"Well, don't you look nice" Shane said leaning against the monitor as Victoria's music hit and she went up the stairs followed by Steven Richards. "Guess you underestimated the pull I have in this company" Shane grinned. "You agree to meet me later and Trish goes out to wrestle" he said nodding at Trish as her music hit.
"Fuck you Shane! Let's go Trish" Tammy said pulling her up the stairs to head to the ring.
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"And the challenger, being accompanied to the ring by Trish Stratus, hailing from right here in Houston Texas, Tammy Littrell!" Lillian Garcia shouted as the fans gave Tammy a warm welcome as her and Trish walked down the ramp to the ring.
"Well King, this is going to be interesting" JR said in shock as Tammy's name was announced as she climbed into the ring with Trish.
"Hey JR! It's your goddaughter!" King shrieked.
"I noticed that and it appears that she's wrestling tonight. Thanks for the heads up Vince!" JR said into the camera.
"Ooh Trish is looking ravishing in red, but Tammy is definitely pretty in pink! Is it nippy in here JR?" King asked noticing Tammy and Trish's hard nipples through their tops.
"Oh God, get a grip King!" JR said as the bell rang and Tammy and Victoria locked up in the middle of the ring as Trish jumped onto the outside to watch the match.
Tammy got Victoria in an armbar and then whipped her off the ropes and clotheslined her. Victoria got up and grabbed Tammy and threw her to the outside of the ring as Trish got up on the mat complaining to the referee. Steven Richard's slammed Tammy into the steel ringpost and rolled her back into the ring. Victoria grabbed Tammy and powerslammed her and tried to get the victory. Tammy kicked out at two.
"Wow! That Richard's will hit a woman" King said.
"Yea I saw that bastard!" JR said pissed.
"JR! Calm down!" Jerry laughed. "I really like those little pants all of the girls are wearing. You think they'd let me in them?" King giggled.
Tammy got up and they both exchanged blows in the ring. Tammy kicked Victoria in the stomach and hit The Twist of Fate and went for the pin as Richard's pulled her foot and dragged her off of Victoria. Trish ran around to the side of the ring yelling at him as Tammy ran against the ropes and hit a somersault plancha over the ropes and nailed Richard's on the outside.
"Uh oh JR! There goes the Hardy coming out of her. Did they train her JR?" King laughed.
"No, she was trained by the Undertaker right here in Houston, Texas where they both grew up" JR said.
"Well, she has Hardy written all over. I saw her with Jeff earlier. You think they're messing around again?" King asked.
"I doubt it King. They're just friends now" JR insisted.
"Yea, I bet if we turned the lights off right now, she'd be glowing in the dark just like Jeff" King cackled.
"Oh watch the match would you" JR shouted.
Tammy rolled back into the ring as Victoria kicked her in the stomach and whipped her off the ropes as Victoria missed a kick and got taken down into an STF. Richard's got the refs attention as Trish tried to get the ref to see Victoria tapping out. Tammy stood up and shouted at the ref to pay attention to the match as Victoria attacked her from behind. As Tammy got up she grabbed the ref for support as Victoria went up top and Trish took Victoria down with a head-scissors and crawled out of the ring as Tammy flirted with the ref.
"Whoo hoo! Flash the puppies!" Lawler shouted as the ref turned to see Victoria on the mat. Tammy went for the pin and got a 2 count.
Victoria whipped Tammy against the ropes and planted her with a clothesline. She grabbed Tammy by the hair and put her in the sleeper hold. Tammy finally stood up and sat down causing Victoria to hit her chin on the top of her head. Victoria rolled into the corner holding her mouth.
"That's what I'm talking about! Whip her ass!" JR shouted. "Victoria is as goofy as a pet coon!" JR said.
"JR, I'm enjoying this. I think deep down all women secretly hate each other," King said looking at Trish standing right in front of the announcer's table. "Hey Trish, want to sit down? We don't have an extra chair but my lap is free" he said as Trish grinned at him saying she was okay where she was.
Tammy grabbed Victoria by the hair and hit her with a swinging neckbreaker. Tammy went for the pin and got a 2 ½ count. She threw Victoria into the ropes and slammed her into the mat with a powerslam. Tammy pulled her up and whipped her off the ropes and hit a martial arts kick across her chest and face. She went for the pin and Victoria kicked out.
"Okay JR, that's an RVD move" Jerry said looking at JR.
"They're just friends King" JR said shaking his head.
"You're in denial aren't you JR?" King asked seriously.
"No, I'm not! She is just friends with the Hardy's and RVD" JR said turning away from Jerry.
"What about Y2J or The Rock?" King asked
"I refuse to answer that" JR huffed.
"Hey, I was just asking!" King said laughing.
Tammy picked Victoria up but Victoria countered with a back suplex and went for the pin but Tammy kicked out at 2.
"Come on Tammy!" Trish shouted hitting the mat.
Victoria whipped Tammy into the ropes and hit her with a DDT and went for the pin. Tammy kicked out at 2 1/2. Victoria got frustrated and elevated Tammy over the top rope to the outside where Steven Richard's attacked Tammy with a clothesline and kicks as she tried to get up. Trish ran around the ring after him. He ran into the ring and the ref fussed at him to get out of the ring as Tammy crawled back into the ring. Victoria kicked her in the head a few times and whipped her into the corner but Tammy climbed the ropes like a cat and landed a Whisper in the Wind on Victoria. The crowd went wild and stood up going. "Holy shit! Holy shit! Holy shit!" Tammy covered her for the pin but the ref was too busy getting Richard's out of the ring. The ref turned and saw the pin and rushed down on his knees and got a 2 count. Tammy got up and whipped Victoria into the ropes and hit her with a sidewalk slam and then climbed the ropes and hit Victoria with the Swanton Bomb.
"Does she seem a little extreme JR?" King asked laughing.
"Oh go to hell!" JR snapped.
"JR! Watch your language" Jerry shrieked.
"I'm upset that Richard's is interfering in this women's match" JR said.
"She just hit a Hardy move" King pointed out as Tammy went for the pin only to have Richard's grab the refs foot before he could count to three.
The ref got up and argued with Richard's. Tammy slapped Richard's as the referee turned his attention back to Victoria. Richard's got up on the apron and grabbed Tammy's head and snapped her neck and chest across the ropes. Victoria was right behind her and grabbed her by the pants and got a quick rollup pin for the victory. Richard's got in the ring and celebrated with Victoria.
"Oh this is just a travesty! They cheated to win!" JR fussed.
"It's only cheating if you get caught JR!" King chuckled.
"So you keep telling me" JR said. "Oh what the hell!" JR shouted as Richard's clotheslined Tammy as she stood up.
Richard's dropped an elbow on Tammy's back as she rolled over. Trish ran in and tried to kick him between the legs but he caught her foot and hit her with a sidewalk slam. Victoria got up and started kicking Tammy and Trish and soon Stevie joined in after tossing the ref over the ropes.
"Oh come on! This is bull! Get him out of there! These are women!" JR yelled taking off his hat as Jerry looked on.
"JR this is totally unnecessary!" King said as Victoria picked Tammy up for Steven to hit her with the Steviekick.
The Compaq Center erupted into cheers as Jeff ran down and slid into the ring. He punched Steven and whipped him into the ropes and drop-kicked him over the top rope onto the outside. Just as he was about to hit the somersault plancha over the rope Victoria hit him in the back. He turned and stared at her. She threatened to kick his ass as Tammy and Trish both stood up. Steven climbed into the ring and Jeff kicked him and hit him with The Twist of Fate. He pointed to Victoria who backed up into Trish who grabbed her and hit her with the Stratisfaction. Victoria and Steven lay in the ring as Jeff and Tammy smiled and pointed at each other and went to opposite corners and climbed up top. Everyone in the Compaq Center stood with anticipation as Trish pulled Victoria to Tammy's corner and Steven to Jeff's. Trish pumped her fist in the air and snatched it down as both Tammy and Jeff came off the top ropes landing Swanton Bomb's on both Victoria and Steven. The arena filled with cheers.
"Well JR, just friends huh?" King teased as all three rolled out of the ring hugging. "I never thought I'd hear myself say this but, "Right now I wish I was Jeff Hardy" he shouted as Jeff put his arms around Trish and Tammy as Jeff's music hit. Jeff kissed Tammy on the lips congratulating her on a well-fought match. "Turn the lights off somebody! I bet she's glowing!" King giggled.
"Well, maybe I was wrong" JR said sounding disappointed. "As far as I know she's single," JR added.
"Well, so am I. Can you fix me up with her?" King asked as Tammy, Jeff, and Trish headed up the ramp.
"I don't think so. You're too old King" JR told him.
"You're only as old as you feel. I feel about 28 or 29 tonight. That's her age isn't it?" King asked.
"Yes. Will you stop drooling!" JR fussed as Jerry picked up a napkin and wiped his mouth.
"I can't help myself! I think I'm in love with Tammy JR" Jerry smiled waving towards the ramp.
"Oh boy! Get a grip!" JR said as the cameraman motioned that they had gone to commercial. "Stay away from her King!" JR laughed.
"Okay! Okay I will!" King promised.
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"Damn! That was fun!" Trish giggled as they came down the backstage stairs.
"Yea, it was actually fun" Tammy laughed as Shane walked over to them.
"Very impressive. Let's see how you do tomorrow on SmackDown" Shane said rubbing his hands together.
"What do you mean?" Jeff asked.
"I mean she'll wrestle on SmackDown tomorrow night," Shane said.
"I'm off tomorrow night," Tammy said.
"No, you were off! See you tomorrow night hot pants" Shane said eyeing her.
"Son of a." Jeff said before Trish pulled him back.
"Let it go" Trish said.
"I guess it's safe to say that I'll be heading out for SmackDown in Lafayette tonight with you" Jeff said heading to the dressing room.
"How in the hell can I keep this up?" Tammy asked.
"It's not easy," Trish said walking her to the dressing room door.
"Thanks for being supportive Trish. I appreciate it" Tammy said hugging her.
"I'll be watching tomorrow" Trish grinned.
"Thanks" Tammy said walking into the dressing room as Jeff was talking on his cellphone.
"Matt, calm down! I figured you were watching tonight. She's fine except for one thing, Shane is forcing her to wrestle tomorrow so, I'm coming down with her" Jeff said noticing Tammy standing there. "Bro, I have to go" Jeff said hanging up the phone. "You feeling okay?" he asked.
"Now I know how you feel!" she said holding her side.
"Matt is going ballistic! He wants us in Lafayette tonight. You need to get showered and get your bags so we can load up" Jeff said grabbing his bag and leaving.
Tammy walked over to her travel bag and pulled her cellphone out and dialed a number. "Hey Matt? I just wanted you to know I'm okay," Tammy said grabbing her shower gel and a few towels.
"Are you losing it? You cannot, I repeat, cannot compete tomorrow night," Matt yelled at her causing her to remove the phone from her ear.
"Matt, I have to. If I don't I believe Shane will have Vince to fire me. I turned Shane down and now he's playing hardball" Tammy said heading towards the showers.
"Shit! This is getting out of hand. It's sexual harassment! You guys come on to Lafayette tonight. I'm totally losing my mind here. John was freakin the hell out on me. He didn't know you could wrestle. So there I am trying to watch the match and explain everything to his ass" Matt said laughing. "So, would you have glowed in the dark?" Matt asked.
"What are you talking about?" she asked sounding confused.
"Jerry and JR argued about whether or not you were involved with me, Jeff, or Rob. Jerry made a comment after your Whisper in the Wind that if they turned the lights out in the arena you'd glow in the dark from Jeff's bodypaint meaning you two are messing around" Matt explained.
"Oh my God! Are you serious? The fans think I'm a Hardy girl?" Tammy laughed.
"Yep, Amy is mine and you appear to be Jeff's. Then after good old JR denied it to the heavens, a few minutes later it's Jeff to the rescue" he laughed. "What was with that kiss on TV?" Matt asked.
"I don't know! I guess it was in the heat of the moment," she admitted.
"You like the adrenaline rush don't you?" Matt asked.
"It's more fun than I thought," she said getting undressed and turning the shower on and fixing the water to a comfortable temperature. "I'll see you in a few hours. I need to go shower," she said walking over to a chair.
"Okay. Hey, I'm proud of you" Matt whispered.
"Thanks Matty. I'll see you soon" she said and hung up the phone. She set it in the chair and headed to the shower.
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"Yo, I'm not feelin this bullshit at all" John said as Tammy pulled on her shiny silver pants and black shirt with shiny silver trimming around the neckline. "Yo, that's extremely too much cleavage showing!" John shrieked pulling the top up.
"John! You're driving me crazy!" she laughed swatting his hands away.
"You don't know who your fighting" Jeff said sitting Indian style on the floor.
"I know. I have an idea but I'm sure it won't be a easy match, so that knocks out Stacy, Torrie, and Dawn Marie" Tammy sighed.
"Hey! I just bumped into Molly. She said she was told to be here for a possible match tonight," said Matt as he closed the door.
"Tammy! I'm so sorry about what Shane is doing to you!" Steph said rushing into the room and pulling Tammy into a hug.
"It's okay. I know you're not involved with Shane and his ego. I'm just going with the flow" Tammy grinned.
"Well, good luck tonight. I'll talk to Dad about Shane's power trip" Steph promised.
"Thanks Steph. I appreciate it" Tammy said as Steph left.
"That was nice of her," John said.
"Please! You believed that?" Tammy said pulling on her black boots.
"She seemed sincere," John said looking at Matt.
"The McMahon's lie all the time. This is nothing new for them to smile in your face and stab you in the back" Jeff said fiddling with his necklace.
"I'm going to go talk to Molly" Tammy said heading out the door and down the hall to the women's locker room. She heard whispering coming from one of the locker rooms. It sounded like Steph and Shane.
"I want you to get her to destroy Tammy! That bitch attacked me over 2 years ago. I never forget when someone crosses me!" Steph shouted.
"Hey Steph, I happen to like her. Plus you were screwing her boyfriend at the time. I just want her to learn the way of the business. She can either work with me or against me" Shane said sounding cocky.
"Ooh I can't stand the bitch! She gets all the guys around here to think she's so innocent when she's nothing but a. a slut!" Steph shrieked.
"Steph hon, you're not innocent yourself. Need I remind you of your little ego period? You went after Jeff because he was with Tammy. You hated seeing them all lovey dovey, so you broke them up" Shane reminded her.
"Yea, I did huh?" Steph said sounding proud of herself. "I didn't expect for her to go to Matt though. He was next on my list but he was too in fucking love with her. I never could get him but I'm working on Cena" she said to Shane.
"Well, Cena's not her boyfriend. She dated Rob and Jericho a few months back too you know" Shane told her.
"Yea, Jericho hates me. I knew about Rob. I caught them fucking in the women's bathroom. It took everything in me not to throw her ass out of that bathroom and take her place. Rob is very well endowed" Steph said looking at Shane blushing.
"You're with Paul now. Leave it alone Steph" Shane said picking up the phone and dialing a number.
"Who are you calling?" Steph asked.
"Plan B and Plan C for backup" Shane said as he started talking into the phone.
"I want to get back at her bitch of a friend Marie too! I almost puke everytime I have to be polite to her!" Steph said sulking. "She screwed up my engagement to Robert! I wanted to merge our family business with his. Daddy is still mad at me about that Shane. Robert is worth billions! Oh how I hate Marie! I hate her! I hate! I hate her!" she screeched stomping on the floor.
"Yea, do that" Shane said into the receiver before hanging up. "Steph I was tending to business!" Shane complained.
"That's what I'm talking about! You never listen to me Shane! No one does! I want things to happen in my favor for a change!" she whined.
"Calm down Steph! I got this" Shane said walking towards the door and opening it just as Tammy ran into the women's locker room down the hall.
"Hey girl" Molly said startling Tammy.
"Hey. Are you my opponent for tonight?" Tammy asked.
"Yes, that's what Shane told me. I saw you Monday. I'm really impressed. It will be a good match" Molly grinned.
"I agree" Tammy said opening the door as Shane headed around the corner. "I'll see you in the ring" Tammy smiled leaving and closing the door.
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Matt's entrance video popped onto the screen and "Oh yea!" hit as he, Shannon and Tammy came down to the ring as the audience booed and cheered. "Coming to the ring being accompanied by Matt Hardy and Shannon Moore, hailing from Houston Texas, Tammy!" Lillian Garcia shouted into the microphone. Tammy got in the ring and put her arms in the air as the audience cheered her name. When Matt got in the ring and raised his hands with Shannon the audience started to boo. He pretended to be pissed at them.
"Well Michael, I can say that I had the pleasure of seeing this young lady wrestle on Raw and I was impressed. Plus I love the way she pours her heart out!" Jerry said eyeing Tammy's cleavage.
"Well King, I also had the pleasure of viewing that match a little earlier. I had no idea she could wrestle. I was beyond impressed!" Michael Cole shouted.
"Yea, and I'm sure that you heard JR denying her association with the Hardy Boyz. Well, JR isn't here tonight, so I can say whatever I want!" King squealed rubbing his hands together.
"Well, she definitely appear to have some ties to the Hardy's considering she's in the ring right now with Matt Hardy, Version 1" Michael added.
"She may not be glowing in the dark tonight. I think she's a MF'er tonight" King said laughing.
"A what?" Michael asked.
"A Mattitude Follower. Don't you know anything Michael Cole?" King said frowning.
"Here comes the money!" hit as Shane McMahon came down to the ring
"Uh oh! Shane O Mac is going to the ring. What's he doing here Michael?" King asked.
"Well, we're about to find out King. Obviously, he has something to say" Michael said as Shane climbed through the ropes and signaled for Matt and Shannon to back off.
"I just want to say that I know you had a very good match against Victoria on Raw, but tonight you're on SmackDown here in Lafayette!" Shane said trying to get a cheap pop from the audience. "I know you're a WWE office employee and your not interested in a career in wrestling but I love watching you wrestle doing your little daring moves. Even though I get off on you being all rough but yet oh so soft and feminine," he said caressing her arm. "I'm going to make you an offer," Shane said leaning close to her.
"Oh my goodness Michael Cole! I think Shano O Mac is about to make an indecent proposal!" Jerry said excitedly.
"That's what it appears he's about to do King!" Michael said in shock.
"If you agree to go out with me tonight, I'll cancel this match. Your ring attire is. I must say is very sexy," Shane said walking around her checking her out. "So, you be nice to me and I'll be nice to you" Shane said running his hand down the front of her shirt as Matt slapped his hand away. "Hey! Hardy, this doesn't concern you. Back off or she'll pay the price" Shane warned as Shannon told Matt to chill out.
"Well Shane, I'm not the type of woman that can be bossed around. I told you on Monday that I wasn't interested in you" Tammy said into the microphone in his hand. "The answer tonight is the same as Monday night, no!" she shouted into the mic as the crowd cheered.
"Oh your answer is no. Well, Shano-O-Mac doesn't take no for an answer. No, no! I guess I'll have to break you down until you give me what I want!" he shouted in her face as Matt jumped in front of her and snatched the microphone.
"She won't be giving you anything! She has a match so let her wrestle and get this over with," Matt said.
"Yea! Over with!" Shannon said after Matt.
"Hardy, Jeff was lucky to not be hurt on Monday but I can't promise you the same if you don't get out of my face!" Shane said walking up on Matt.
"It's okay Matt. I can handle him" Tammy assured him and Shannon and they slid outside the ring and waited for the match to start.
"Hey Tammy, I believe you know I can play down and dirty when I need to. These people don't know the history between us. You have overlooked me for the likes of Jeff Hardy!" he said angrily as the crowd erupted into cheers and Tammy agreed smiling. "Matt Hardy!" he said holding up two fingers and looking at Matt outside the ring as the audience actually cheered causing Matt to shrug like he was all that. "Then there was Y2J and RVD!" he shouted holding up four fingers as the arena went crazy at the mention of Y2J and RVD. "Let me see, now you're dating John Cena?" he said holding up five fingers as the crowd erupted into, "Word Life! Word Life!"
"Wait a minute!" Tammy shouted grabbing the mic from Shane. "My personal life is none of your business. So, get Molly out here so we can get this match started" Tammy said getting impatient.
"Oh well see there appears to be a little change of plans! Since you said no, you will have a non-title match against the women's champ, Jazz!" Shane screamed in her face as her mouth fell open. Jazz's music hit as she, Victoria, and Steven Richard's came down to the ring. "One more chance Tammy. Say yes, and Molly will replace you in this match" Shane promised.
"Shane sweetheart. I know you want me to meet you in your room tonight" Tammy said looking scared as she eyed Jazz getting into the ring. She looked over at Matt and Shannon and turned back to Shane and smiled sweetly. "My answer is no! You can go to hell!" she yelled in his face and slapped him.
"Fine! You made this choice," Shane shouted holding his face. He turned to Jazz and said, "Destroy her ass!" he shouted as he jumped onto the outside of the ring next to Victoria and Steven Richard's. "Ring the damn bell!" Shane shouted as the ref climbed into the ring.
Tammy and Jazz tied up in the middle of the ring and Tammy got Jazz in a headlock. Jazz whipped her against the ropes and clotheslined her. She grabbed Tammy by the hair and threw her into the corner and kicked her in the stomach. Jazz then whipped her into the corner and ran into the corner and slammed her body against Tammy. Tammy fell onto the mat trying to catch her breath. Jazz put her foot on Tammy's chest for the pin. Tammy kicked out at 2.
"Come on Tammy! Use your head!" Matt shouted hitting the ring apron.
"Yea! Your head!" Shannon shouted right after Matt.
"Michael, this is about to get ugly," King said as Jazz elevated Tammy over her head and dropped her face first onto the mat. "Oh! Don't bruise the puppies!" King scowled.
"Jazz has definitely been the dominant one in this matchup," Michael said.
Jazz picked Tammy up and applied a backbreaker and went for the pin. Tammy raised her shoulder at 2. Jazz whipped her into the ropes and Tammy came off with a Tilt-O-Whirl. Tammy hit Jazz across the back and slammed her across the ring into the corner turnbuckle. Tammy put her foot on her throat and pressed down choking her as the ref counted. Tammy took her foot down and hit Jazz with a series of chops across the chest. Tammy then grabbed Jazz by the hair and pulled her in for devastating DDT. Tammy went for the pin but Jazz kicked out.
"Come on Tammy! Stay aggressive!" Matt shouted moving around the ring.
"Yea! Aggressive!" Shannon shouted right after Matt.
Tammy whipped Jazz against the ropes and Jazz came off with a crossbody. She grabbed Tammy and threw her into the corner and ran towards her as Tammy raised her right foot kicking Jazz in the face knocking her down. Tammy climbed the ropes and came off with a martial arts kick as Jazz stood up. Jazz went down and Tammy went for the pin. Jazz kicked out. Tammy whipped her into the ropes and landed a spinning heel kick
"Michael that was a move like RVD! This Tammy is extreme and as JR would say about RVD, "She has educated feet!" King laughed. "You think RVD taught her that move during one of their many private sessions?" King asked.
"I wouldn't know anything about that but she definitely has skills I knew nothing about," Michael Cole said shaking his head as Jazz pushed Tammy through the ropes to the outside. Victoria and Steven Richards started kicking her as Matt and Shannon ran after them. Shannon helped Tammy up and put her back in the ring. The ref was busy trying to break up Shane and Steven fighting with Matt. Shannon climbed the ropes and Jazz ran over to him trying to throw him off. He hit her in the stomach as she climbed the ropes in front of him. Shannon came down off the rope with Jazz putting her in a devastating powerbomb. Shannon slid out the ring hiding on side of the ring as the ref got back in seeing both Tammy and Jazz lying motionless. He started to count. Tammy got to her feet just as Jazz got up on one knee. Tammy climbed the ropes and hit Jazz with a Hurricuranna. Jazz rolled out the ring holding her head as Shane, Steven, and Victoria tended to her.
"Michael, I can't stand that Jazz! She's like the fever blister on the lip of life!" King complained.
"Jazz is one tough customer," Michael said as Jazz rolled back into the ring as Tammy applied kicks to her ribs.
Tammy grabbed Jazz by the arm and whipped her into the ropes and hit her with a kick to the midsection and grabbed Jazz from behind and driving her to the mat with 2 German Suplexes. Tammy went up top as Jazz stood and hit her and suplexed Tammy to the mat. Jazz grabbed her by the hair and shouted, "The bitch is back!" she laughed as she grabbed Tammy and applied the Camel Clutch.
"Get to the ropes!" Matt shouted hitting the ring apron. Tammy got close to the ropes but Jazz pulled her away. Tammy stuck her arm out and started reaching for the ropes. Matt got the refs attention and Shannon grabbed her arm and pulled her under the ropes causing Jazz to have to break the hold. Jazz grabbed Tammy and hit her with a bulldog across the ring. Jazz almost got a near fall on Tammy at 2 1/2. Shane yelled for Jazz to throw her outside the ring by him. Jazz pushed her through the ropes onto the outside. Shane grabbed her by the hair taunting her. He placed a kiss on her and she slapped him hard causing him to whip her into the security wall. He ran towards her to do more damage but Matt ran in front of her to see if she was okay.
"You can stop anytime Angelface" Matt whispered.
"Hell no! I'm going to beat this bitch!" Tammy said with a glazed over look in her eyes.
"What are you talking about?" Matt asked looking her in the eye. She got up and pushed him out of the way and climbed into the ring
Tammy ran at Jazz and tackled her as they exchanged blows as the audience started cheering. Tammy stood up and stomped Jazz. Tammy went to the corner and climbed the ropes and hit her with a head scissors takedown as Jazz stood. Tammy ran across the ring and kicked Victoria with a baseball slide. Shane and Steven screamed at the ref to control Tammy as they tried to pick Victoria up. As soon as they had Victoria up Tammy ran from across the ring and hit all 3 with a somersault plancha over the top rope.
"Wow! RVD and Jeff Hardy does that move Michael" King giggled.
"What are you trying to say King?" Michael accused.
"Well, just that maybe Tammy actually learned something from dating those two" King grinned as Jazz pounded Tammy across the back as she rolled back into the ring.
Tammy got up and they both exchanged blows. Jazz pushed Tammy backwards and grabbed her by the pants as Tammy rolled over onto her stomach. She pulled Tammy's pants down revealing her silver thong to Shane. She threw Tammy into the corner by Shane as he spanked Tammy on the behind a few times before Matt ran over and started going toe to toe with Shane.
"Whoo hoo! Tammy's a little bit cheeky tonight! I'd love to spank her bottom! I think I'm going to need a cigarette after this match Michael!" King shrieked leaning over the table staring at his monitor.
"Oh baby! Yes she is very cheeky King" Michael shouted.
"Michael? You looking at a woman?" King asked surprised.
"I like women King! She's definitely a woman!" Michael laughed as Tammy pulled her silver pants back up.
Tammy slid outside the ring by Shannon and crawled under the ring pulling a ladder out from under the ring. The crowd erupted into cheers as she slid the ladder into the ring as Jazz stood up. She rammed the ladder into Jazz's chest knocking her down. Tammy placed the ladder across Jazz's body in the middle of the ring. Tammy climbed up onto the ropes.
"Is she crazy! She's definitely a match for Jeff Hardy! They're both crazy!" King screamed standing up.
"What the hell?" Michael Cole shouted as he looked on in fear.
"Tammy no! Get down!" Matt shouted as Tammy did a perfect Shooting Star Press onto the ladder on top of Jazz. Tammy bounced off the ladder holding her stomach as she kicked the mat trying to catch her breath.
"Shit! Tammy! Are you conscious?" Matt shouted through the ropes as the crowd shouted, "Holy Shit! Holy Shit! Holy Shit!"
Steven Richards climbed onto the ring apron as Shannon ran and pulled his legs causing him to hit his face on the ring apron. Victoria ran into the ring as Tammy was standing up. Victoria pounded on Tammy's back and then kicked her in the ribs bringing Tammy to her knees. She grabbed Tammy and pulled her between her legs to put her in a piledriver. Tammy countered and flipped Victoria over her back and drug Victoria over to the ladder still lying on top of Jazz. She threw Victoria on top of the ladder and went to the corner and climbed the ropes again and hit a Swanton Bomb on Victoria. Tammy screamed loudly holding her back as she rolled around in the ring.
"Has she lost her mind!" yelled Michael Cole as chaos broke out outside the ring as Matt hit a Side Effect on Shane ringside by the announce table.
"Tammy are you crazy! She's lost it Michael! I don't care what JR says, this girl is extreme and I see why she dated the guys she did! I wonder if she's extreme in the bedroom?" King asked out loud. "What am I saying, of course she is! I need to see if she wants to have dinner after she's all healed up" Jerry shouted as the fans were screaming loudly over his shoulder, "Holy shit!"
Tammy stood up and pulled an out of breath Jazz from under the ladder as the ref crawled back into the ring. Tammy picked Jazz up on her shoulders and hit her with the F-U for the pin. Tammy was so out of it she just sat there as the ref raised her right hand in victory as she held her side with her left hand. All of a sudden 3-Minute Warning and Rico ran down to the ring. Matt and Shannon ran in and started fighting them only to be pounded on as Shane got on the ring apron directing them on what to do.
"What the hell are they doing here!" King shouted.
"I don't know but it appears that Shane has gotten them to do his dirty work" Michael said as Rico kicked Matt in the face with a martial arts kick knocking him into the corner.
Shannon was bodyslammed by Jamal as Rosey came off the top rope on top of him. Shannon rolled out the ring onto the floor gasping for air. Matt got up and threw Rosey outside the ring and hit Jamal from behind as Tammy sat the ladder up and climbed up top as Matt turned Jamal onto his back and Tammy jumped off the top of the ladder landing The Downfall Legdrop across Jamal's head and neck. The audience went wild as Tammy stood up holding her butt from the impact on Jamal as Shane came into the ring and hit Matt in the back of the head and started pummeling him as Rosey joined him. Rosey grabbed Tammy and put her over his shoulders into a Samoan drop. Shane stood over her laughing.
"You want to go against me? Huh? Then you'll learn the McMahon way of how we deal with employees who don't want to cooperate," he shouted down at her. "Destroy Hardy! Watch me destroy your little boyfriend over there" he shouted as Tammy tried to catch her breath.
"Boyfriend? I think he has him confused with Jeff, or is it Cena now" King said as Victoria and Steven Richards limped up the ramp after Jazz.
"Oh King this looks bad" Michael said looking on.
"I know! Look at poor Shannon Moore" King said looking down at Shannon trying to get up next to the announcers table.
Rico grabbed a chair and hit Matt across the back. Rosey, Jamal, and Rico stomped on Matt as Shane grabbed Tammy's head and forced her to watch.
"You see that? This is all your fault!" Shane taunted as he walked over and slapped Matt across the face as Rosey and Rico held him up. He pointed for Jamal to go up on the ropes as Rico and Rosey stretched Matt out in the middle of the ring holding him in place as Jamal came off the top rope onto Matt's torso.
"Ahh shit! Fuck!" Matt screamed holding his stomach trying to catch his breath as Tammy crawled over to him. Shane grabbed her by the hair and pulled her onto her back and told Rosey to go up top as he and Jamal held her down. Tammy kicked Jamal between the legs causing him to fall to his knees.
"Stop fighting the inevitable!" Shane shouted pulling her by the hair.
"No! Shane you're going too far!" Matt shouted as Rosey went through the ropes and started climbing onto the corner turnbuckle.
"I'm going too far?" Shane shouted at Matt as Rico ran over to Matt and stomped on his stomach causing him to scream out in pain.
The crowd erupted into cheers as Jeff Hardy and John Cena came running down the ramp.
"This is a madhouse tonight King!" Michael shouted.
"What's Hardy doing here? He belongs on Raw, but then again so do I" King said excitedly. "Maybe they'll even the playing ground!" King said as Jeff and John slid into the ring and started clearing the ring.
Shannon rolled into the ring and ran into the corner where Rosey was standing on the top rope and drop kicked him to the outside. Shane ran in and knocked John's legs from under him just as he was about to hit the F-U on Jamal. Tammy crawled up behind Shane and low blowed him bringing him to his knees. Jeff knocked Rico on his back and spread his legs wide.
"Lowblow!" Jeff shouted as he dropped his legs into Rico's crotch area causing Rico to scream and roll out of the ring.
Tammy crawled over to Matt who was sitting against the ropes gasping for air. She pushed his hair out of his face looking to see if he needed medical attention. She sat next to him and they watched as John F-U'd Jamal and Jeff hit Shane with the Twist of Fate. Matt stared at Jeff looking shocked that he'd used his move and crawled into the corner and climbed onto the ropes as Jeff stared at him. The arena got quiet as the fans wondered if Matt was going to aim for Jeff or Shane who was lying on the mat next to where Jeff was standing.
"Uh oh! This is something I never thought I'd see again. The Hardy Boyz in the same ring together! This spells bad news Michael" King said nervously.
"Well, everyone knows there's been a rift between Matt and Jeff Hardy every since Matt hit the Twist of Fate on Jeff and came here to SmackDown a few months ago. This is a moment the fans have been waiting for. Will Jeff get his revenge on Matt tonight?" Michael Cole said staring at Matt on the top rope.
"Tammy looks nervous doesn't she? You think she's scared all three will turn on her for dating them all at once?" King cackled.
"She hasn't dated the Hardy's in a while King. She's with Cena now," Michael added looking at John walking over to kneel next to Tammy.
"Come on Michael, she has sons with Matt and Jeff! You think it's easy to walk away from someone you have kids with? I mean it was easy for me because I'm the King but normal men aren't as strong as me" King quipped.
"I don't believe that King. They are just friends now," Michael said trying to smooth the situation over in case Matt, Jeff, Tammy, or John heard the commentary later.
"All I've got to say is, "Watch your back Cena! Those Hardy Boyz will stab you in the back!" King mocked.
"Oh stop it King!" Michael fussed.
"Hey, atleast I have the nerve to stab you in the front!" King laughed.
Matt and Jeff stared at each other a few seconds as John grabbed Tammy around the waist and pulled her into the opposite corner. Matt gave Jeff the Team Extreme sign and shouted "Ohhh!" as he hit Shane with a Swanton Bomb. The audience erupted into cheers as Matt stood up looking at Jeff as he held his side. They walked slowly towards each other and looked over at Tammy and John then back at each other. They opened their arms and pulled each other into a tight hug as the fans shouted, "Team Extreme! Team Extreme! Team Extreme!" Tammy limped over to them and hugged them as they embraced each other. They pulled Tammy in and kissed her on each cheek.
"I've heard rumors about them being into the group thing but this is ridiculous! Go get a room!" King bantered.
"You sound a bit jealous King" Michael said.
"Well, so what if I am! What does Tammy see in those two! You'd need an x- ray to see something in them!" King jeered. "I'm much more her type Michael" King grinned looking at the three of them looking at John in the corner.
Tammy walked over to John and hugged him and kissed him. Shane was crawling into the corner looking worn out.
"You put your hands on my girl punk? Huh fool?" John shouted grabbing Shane up and hitting him with the F-U as The Hardy Boyz music hit. They rolled out of the ring and all four hugged each other. John threw up his necklace and then threw up the Word Life sign. Matt and Jeff bumped their fists together as Tammy held up the Team Extreme sign. Matt and Jeff followed behind her throwing up the Team Extreme sign as they headed to the back.
"Wow! This was a hell of a match. After watching this match it make me remember why I do this job. This was a sensational match Michael!" King shouted.
"Yes it was! I have a feeling this isn't the last we'll hear of this situation" Michael said as they were signaled that they'd gone to commercial.
"I have a feeling that most of that match wasn't scripted" King said looking worried.
"Me too King, me too" Michael said sadly.
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"What the hell happened out there?" Torrie shouted as John helped Tammy into the women's dressing room.
"Shane lost his fucking mind!" Matt fussed walking into the room followed by Jeff.
"So, none of that was scripted?" Nidia asked smacking her gum.
"Hell no! They were really trying to fuck them up out there. John and I couldn't just stand by and do nothing. We may be jobless after tonight," Jeff said pacing as Adam burst through the door with Rey Mysterio.
"Dude! What the fuck was that?" Adam asked laughing. "You guys didn't tell me Jeff was jumping to SmackDown!" Adam said frowning at the purple bruises on Tammy's back and stomach.
"Adam! This wasn't a storyline. Shane really lost it out there! We actually fought him tonight," John said sitting in a chair holding his head in his hand.
"Fuck! No goddamn way!" Adam said walking over to Matt. "This true?" he asked.
"Yes, it's true" Matt said wiping his bruised forehead.
"Shit! Dude, I would have helped you guys if I knew it was real!" Adam said kicking a chair over.
"So, are you guys still working here?" Rey Mysterio asked as Tammy's cellphone started to ring.
"We don't know yet," Jeff said looking pissed.
"Answer your phone" Matt said looking at Tammy. She grabbed her bag and pulled the phone out and answered it.
"Hello?" she said only to move the phone away from her ear as Marie shouted obscenities in her ear. "Marie, you're pregnant, you can't fight anyone. I'm just a little banged up. I'll call you later to let you know everything, get some rest will you! Okay, we will. Talk to you soon Marie" Tammy said hanging up the phone and sitting it on the table.
"Marie freakin out?" John asked grinning.
"Just a tad" Tammy smiled.
"You flying to Cameron with us John?" Matt asked.
"I wish I could! I have three house shows this weekend. I'm possibly jobless but if not, I think I should go" John said. "I don't want to leave you alone though" John said putting his arm around Tammy.
"I agree that you should do the house shows," Tammy said looking at John. "I'll be fine. I'll say that I told you and Jeff to come down as part of the storyline that I added at the last minute," Tammy said. "I refuse to let you lose your jobs because of me. I'll come up with something for Matt and Shannon too," Tammy said standing up and grabbing her phone as Vince swaggered into the dressing room.
"Well, you boys have testicles the size of grapefruits! I see the fear in your eyes but yet you claim fear is only a four letter word!" Vince taunted.
"Vince, I'm not afraid to lose my job" Matt said standing up. "I've busted my ass for this company and if you want to fire me then I'll take it like a man but I wouldn't change anything I did out there tonight" Matt said leaning against the wall.
"Neither am I" Jeff said nodding. "I've put in my time to contribute to this company. That was my family out there. I knew it wasn't part of the script. Shane flipped out there," Jeff said picking up the chair that Adam kicked over and sitting in it.
"Ditto for me" said John. "I know I'm a rookie but I felt that Shane beating on a woman was wrong especially when it's not scripted and he intended to inflict real harm," John said as Adam nodded.
"Yea Vince, I mean Matt, Jeff, John, Rey and I have done nothing but do the storylines like we were told. This wasn't an act tonight. If I had known it was real, I would have went to help too" Adam told Vince.
"So would I" Rey Mysterio added.
"Well, I see your all sticking together on this. You got me high ratings tonight so you four and Shannon still have your jobs. John, you have to work this weekend and I expect to see you there. Plus, I had no idea about you and Tammy dating. I can thank the commentary team for that little tidbit" Vince grinned. "Tammy, you're off until next week along with Matt and Jeff. Shannon will replace Matt at the house shows this weekend. Now, if you'll excuse me I need to go have a talk with my son and a few other employees" Vince said buttoning his suit jacket before closing the door.
"Fuck!" Matt sighed. "That was close," he uttered leaning his head against the wall.
"Matt, I'm ready to go as soon as possible. Can we leave within the hour?" Tammy asked as she eyed the monitor on the wall as Stephanie was ranting in the ring.
"Yea, I'm ready to get home," Matt said following Jeff out the door. "Be ready in half an hour," he said over his shoulder.
"Well, I hope you feel better and take care of yourself" Adam said as he and Rey Mysterio left.
"Baby, you okay? I know you're trying to hide the pain but I know your hurting" John said hugging her gently.
"Yes I'm hurting bad but I can't let Matt or Jeff know. Matt fusses about me being too extreme like Jeff. I don't want to be fussed at tonight. I know it's coming," she said walking him to the door.
"I'll call you tomorrow first thing to check on you" John said kissing her on the lips.
"Thanks for everything. I really appreciate it," she said squeezing his hand as he stepped into the hallway.
"Bye baby" he replied walking down the hallway.
Tammy closed the door and smiled at Nidia and Torrie as she grabbed her bag and headed to the shower room. She took a card out of her purse and dialed the number on her cellphone from the card. A few seconds later a voice answered on the other end.
"Hello?" answered the voice on the other end. "Anyone there?" he asked.
"Umm, yes. It's." Tammy said clearing her throat.
"Tammy Littrell. I expected to hear from you sooner after seeing the live feed from the show earlier" Rod McMahon grunted.
"Well, I had to see a doctor right after the match. I was calling to tell you that I'm in" she said calmly.
"I know. I'll call you next week with details," he said. "By the way, I thought you were great coming off that friggin ladder" he laughed.
"Wow, you have a sense of humor!" Tammy laughed.
"On occasion. You won't see it too often," he said getting serious again.
"I have to go" Tammy said.
"Yea, I'm sure Matthew will give you a chewing out on the way home," he said quietly.
"Why do you say that?" Tammy asked.
"They both love you. Anyone who puts his or her career on the line loves you. I've got a feeling that Jeff will side with him on this one" he laughed.
"I don't think so," she said. "Talk to you soon" she said into the cellphone.
"Okay. Remember the words stubborn, princess and dynamite match" he laughed hanging up.
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"Shit!" Tammy screamed as Matt helped her get in the bed and accidentally touched her ribs.
"She okay?" Jeff asked walking into her bedroom holding Caleb and Callum.
"Yea, I touched her ribs by accident" Matt said sitting on the foot of the bed staring at her.
"Mommy" Caleb whined reaching for her.
"Mommy is sick right now. Daddy will take care of you until Mommy is feeling better" Jeff said bouncing him on his hip.
"He can sleep with me," she said fluffing a pillow next to her.
"You sure?" Matt asked standing up and walking over to her side of the bed.
"Yes" she replied taking Caleb and lying him on the pillow in the middle of the bed.
"Tammy, about the way you wrestle. I think you need to tone it down a little" Jeff said climbing into the bed lying Callum down next to Caleb.
"What? I can't believe you of all people are saying this to me" she said in shock.
"Well, Matt and I were talking earlier in the locker room and we both agreed it's time for you to stop wrestling altogether" Jeff said seriously. "I mean it's dangerous and we fear for your health" he muttered.
"You two have made this decision for me?" she said folding her arms looking at Matt.
"Well, your stubborn when it comes to listening when you're in the ring," Matt said.
Tammy was too busy listening to the word stubborn ringing in her ears. "Did you say stubborn?" she asked remembering what Rod had said to her.
"Yes, stubborn! You snapped on Jazz during the match, which is bad if you plan on wrestling. You got the ladder out after I was trying to tell you to just quit and let them win" Matt fussed. "I had a bad feeling about that match and sure enough, there were other people involved that could have injured you badly" Matt said.
"Tammy, you're important to us. We don't want you to be pummeled and beaten in the ring. You have Caleb and Callum to think about" Jeff said as she stared at him oddly. "I don't want to see you treated that way again. Ever!" Jeff said.
"Has Matt brainwashed you? The feeling you two had is the same feelings I go through everytime you two go in the ring" she complained. "You two put your lives on the line everytime you enter the ring. I deal with it! I just wish you two could see me as a person in this business that can work in the office as well as wrestle" she cried.
"You never wanted to wrestle before and now you act like you enjoy it! You're not the type I'd have imagined being in a wrestling ring" Matt told her.
"Where do you imagine me Matt?" she asked looking down at Caleb pulling her T-shirt.
"Well, maybe I'm wrong but you're just more the feminine princess type" Matt shrugged.
"Princess? Where have you guys been the past four and a half years? I'm far from being a princess" Tammy said sitting up on side of the bed. "I can't believe you just said that! I'm actually more of a tomboy than a princess! Hell, I can climb a tree with the best of them!" she shouted. "How do I look when I'm in the ring?" she asked looking at both of them.
"Well, like a WWE Superstar who's a member of Team Extreme. Maybe we see you as a princess because you're the mother of our kids and we're a little biased when it comes to seeing you as a wrestler. Look, I honestly feel as if you want to fight back against Shane and after last night, so do I" Jeff confessed.
"I agree with Jeff but I really don't want you in that ring. Granted you know what you're doing. Hell, you really knew what you were doing, I mean the way you came off that ladder with that Downfall Legdrop was awesome!" Matt shouted.
"Yea man, I thought she was going to hit the Swanton off the ladder" Jeff laughed.
"I was but I decided to try the legdrop and my ass and tailbone is paying the price! How do you guys do it?" she laughed.
"Whether we want to admit it or not you put on a dynamite match" Matt said sitting on the bed next to her.
"I was proud of it. Now all we need is Amy back and we're good to go. Dynamite huh?" Tammy laughed thinking of Rod.
"Yea, you two are phenomenal athletes who just so happen to be girls" Matt grinned as Tammy pushed him onto the floor. "What?" he shrieked.
"Women can be athletes just as well as guys man! Watch your mouth. I don't want my son being a male chauvinist like you" Jeff pointed at Matt as he climbed back onto the bed.
"Well, maybe I don't want my son wearing facepaint or black nail polish!" Matt teased.
"It's body art! I'm different and I'll be the first one to admit it but we all know I love my women!" he said making kissing noises at Tammy as she palmed his face playfully.
"Okay enough! You two are tripping! Back to the subject of me wrestling, I don't want to do it full-time but I wouldn't mind doing it on occasion" she explained.
"I guess I can agree with that" Matt nodded looking at Callum climbing over Tammy's legs reaching for him
"I called Rod last night. I told him I was in. I'll do anything to protect your jobs and our sons futures," said Tammy handing Callum to Matt.
"So, you're actually going to go through with it?" Matt asked motioning for her to scoot over in the bed.
"I don't think I have a choice now" she groaned as he made the bed move as he got under the cover with Callum.
"Sorry Angelface" he said apologetically.
"We're in this with you all the way" Jeff told her.
"I'm so glad to hear that because I need to get copies of some papers from Shane's safe and the only way to get access to his house is for him to invite me there" Tammy said.
"You don't plan on sleeping with him do you?" Jeff asked scooting under the covers and lying on a pillow.
"No way! I'll have to come up with something," Tammy said.
"When do you have to do this?" Matt asked.
"In a few weeks" she told him as she leaned back on the pillow and ran her fingers through Caleb's hair.
"I've got a plan," Matt said grinning deviously at Jeff and Tammy.
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No Mercy - 10/20/02 Little Rock, Arkansas
"Ahh Tammy! My secret weapon for ratings!" Eric Bischoff smiled as he pulled Tammy into a hug.
"Hello Eric" Tammy said as Jeff came up behind her making popping sounds with his bubble gum.
"Well, Hello Jeff! Fancy seeing you here" Eric grinned widely. "I'm totally on your side when it comes to this Shane situation. If you ever need any help I'm more than willing to help you out," Eric said flashing Rod McMahon's business card at them. "We're on the same side along with Paul Heyman. We report everything we see and hear to him" he whispered as he backed away from them and headed to his office.
"Shit! Rod has people on the inside. This guy is powerful" Jeff smiled.
"Yes he is! Well, you want to enjoy the show with me in my office?" Tammy asked.
"Yea, definitely. We can hang out and talk about everybody" Jeff grinned. "I'd loved to have had a match tonight" he fussed as Tammy found her assigned office.
"I can guarantee you'll have one at Survivor Series. How do you want it?" she asked sitting on the plush sofa.
"You serious?" he asked as she nodded. "Well, I'd like Bubba to be involved definitely. We work great as a team. Spike is a good one too. Ooh! A table match!" Jeff shouted scaring Tammy.
"I'll tell you what, you write it and I'll say I did" she told him.
"No shit? Okay" he said excitedly as he pulled his notebook out of his bag. "I just got some poetry in my head too! I'll be writing all night," he said pulling his legs up on the sofa and started writing. Every few minutes he'd stop writing, chew on the pen, pop his gum and then appear as if he'd gotten an idea and start writing again. Tammy shook her head and left him deep in thought in her office.
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"I'm baaack!" Marie shouted through the hair and make-up room door.
"Oh no! Go back where you came from!" Dena said wrapping a towel around Trish's head and guiding her to the styling chair.
"You know you missed me!" Marie said walking in and taking a seat next to Victoria.
"You feeling better?" Tammy asked as Marie took a magazine out of her lap.
"I feel 50% better. Still feel nauseated in the mornings. I got symptoms a week later! Never knew that was possible" Marie fussed. "I'm so frustrated too," she said fiddling with her hair.
"Well, I'm sure you'll get better because I'd hate to be around you if you get worse! I'd have to kill you" Dena teased.
"Really! Your attitude has to be gentler during this pregnancy" Trish grinned as Dena clipped her split ends.
"Watch it Trish. Your hair is wet, I'll throw you outside in the cold weather and let you catch pneumonia" Marie threatened.
"Damn! That's cold Marie!" Victoria laughed.
"Tammy, how are you feeling?" Dena asked. "I was so worried that night but I thought it was part of the show until Adam came by and told me. "Kathy was a nervous wreck after he told her," she said.
"When will she be back?" Victoria asked.
"Why? I'm not good enough for you?" Dena said placing her hand on her hip.
"No! You know I love you Dena!" Victoria shouted as she ran over to Dena and hugged her tight.
"Mrs. Goldberg to you" she said looking serious only to crack a huge grin a few seconds later after hearing herself say it out loud.
"You are so out there!" Trish taunted as Dawn Marie walked in rubbing her neck.
"Hey you guys!" she said taking a seat.
"You okay?" Victoria asked.
"Torrie beat me with a swinging neckbreaker and she almost snapped my neck" Dawn Marie groaned massaging her neck.
"I know! Sometimes she really gets into the match but she doesn't usually work stiff with me" Trish said as Dena continued to blow dry her hair.
"I need to go see Rob's match. You guys are too loud!" Victoria frowned looking at the monitor.
"Ooh, somebody has a crush" Dawn sang.
"Oh lord. Here we go" Marie said.
"What? He's cute," Victoria said.
"Umm hmm. Tammy could tell you all about it" Dena said starting to flat iron Trish's hair.
"Hey, that was in the past. As Dena would say, that was in my backsliding days" Tammy spoke up.
"Well, it never hurts to look" Victoria added.
"You'll definitely be satisfied Vicky" Dawn Marie grinned. "Nidia told me about you two in the bathroom" Dawn told Tammy.
"Oh my God! That was something neither of us planned" Tammy admitted.
"Hmm, I'm in line waiting to get into the bathroom only to hear, "Oh baby!" and "Oh Rob!" Marie scoffed causing everyone to laugh.
"Hey, we were having fun" Tammy said as Steph walked in.
"Hey girls. Everything okay in here?" Steph asked standing in the doorway.
"Everything is fine" Dena answered. "You need anything?" she asked Steph.
"No, I just heard giggling and decided to stick my head in to get a laugh too" she said eyeing Tammy and Marie.
"Oh well, in that case we were discussing Tammy and Rob screwing in the women's restroom a few months back" Marie said being messy.
"Oh, yes I remember that quite well" Steph said turning to leave. "Tammy, I hope you feel better" she said with a half grin.
"Oh I feel great, I like it rough like Matt, Jeff, and Rob" Tammy said unconcerned.
"Jeff was nothing but gentle with me" she bragged about to close the door.
"Actually, I was referring to their ring style not how they liked it in bed. But since you brought it up, if Jeff was always gentle, then I guess you didn't stoke his fire the right way," Tammy said over her shoulder as she continued flipping through a magazine.
"Oh, you think so?" Steph said walking back in.
"I know so. He told me about you and then he asked me to do him like he really liked it," Tammy said staring up at her.
"I wonder if John is rough" Steph said in a cocky tone.
"I can fix you up with him if you want me to. I'm not sure you're his type but stranger things have happened. Besides, I hear Paul is very well endowed" Tammy said flipping through the pages of the magazine in her hands.
"Hey! You stay away from Hunter!" Steph said grabbing Tammy's arm.
"Steph, get your hands off of me before I slap you into next week" Tammy said standing up and getting in her face.
"Hey! You just stay away from what's mine" Steph warned.
"Like you stay away from other people's man? You can trust me just as much as I trust you," Tammy said pushing past Steph leaving her fuming.
"Well, I guess she told you!" Dena laughed as Steph screamed and stomped her foot and ran out the room slamming the door.
"Damn! What a bitch!" Trish laughed.
"She'll get what's coming to her" Victoria grinned.
"Yea, she'll cross the wrong person one day" Dawn Marie added.
"That day may come sooner than she thinks," Marie added with a smug grin on her face.
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"Hey girly!" Chris shouted from the vending machine area.
"Hey Chris! What are you doing?" Tammy asked walking over to him.
"Trying to decide what I want to snack on" he said looking confused and finally pushing a number.
"You and Jay had a good match tonight" Tammy grinned.
"Yea, we are good as a tag team," Chris said leaning down to pick up a Milky Way candy bar. "Want a bite?" he asked as he tore the wrapper.
"No thanks" she smiled.
"Tammy! I need to talk to you" Shane McMahon said stopping short as he passed by.
"Okay, when?" she asked.
"Now, if you don't mind" he answered.
"Okay. Take care Chris" she said walking away and following Shane into one of the offices.
"Close the door" Shane told her as her leaned back on the desk.
"What is it?" she asked standing close by the door as she closed it.
"You can come closer. I won't bite you" Shane promised.
"Okay" she said sitting in a chair close to him.
"I want to apologize for my actions a few weeks ago. It was petty and childish and I won't let it happen again. So, I want you to know you no longer have to worry about me bothering you" he said staring at her.
"Shane, I hope that we can build a new friendship with no hidden agendas. I liked you as a person before you turned on me" she replied.
"Point taken. I've always been used to getting what I wanted. You tested that and it pissed me off" Shane declared.
"I never tried to piss you off Shane. I was being honest about my feelings" she told him.
"I know that. Can we build a new friendship starting today?" he asked.
"Sure, I'm willing to give you another chance" she smiled accepting his handshake.
"Great. Would you like to join me for dinner tonight?" he asked.
"Umm, tonight isn't good but maybe later in the week," Tammy said standing.
"Well, you'll be in Connecticut on Wednesday. Maybe we can have dinner at my house" he said setting off a bell in her head to take him up on his offer.
"Well, okay" she said thinking of a way to get to his safe.
"Well, I'll see you in a few days for dinner" Shane said placing his hand in the middle of her back as he walked her to the door.
"Bye" she said walking down the hall wondering how she was going to pull this off.
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"Shit! We have to put something in his drink" Jeff said pacing back and forth as Matt continued writing on a notepad.
"So, what do we do?" Tammy asked.
"Well, Rod gave Jeff and I the code to get into the house and the combination to the safe. You just need to make sure music is playing loud enough so that we can enter the house without him hearing the alarm beeping" Matt said tapping the pencil against the pad.
"Has Marie gotten what she needed from Vince yet?" Tammy asked nervously.
"We don't know yet. Rod hasn't heard from her or Adam and Jericho. Jay agreed to be the lookout man. I bet he's asleep right now" Jeff laughed.
"Lookout man! Jay will want to be in on the action. I know him!" Matt laughed.
"I heard that you can put a few drops of Visine into a persons drink and knock them out" Tammy offered.
"I heard about that but we don't want to kill him" Jeff laughed pulling a Walgreens bag out and emptying four bottles of sleeping pills onto the table. "Take your pick" Jeff said throwing his hands up.
"I'll crush three of them up and place them in a bag. You have to get it into his drink early into the night" Matt said placing three pills onto the table and crushing them.
"Okay. I need to go get dressed," she said heading to the closet. "Can you guys give me some privacy?" she asked walking out of the closet.
"Hey, we have to stay unseen. We're sharing this room with you remember?" Jeff said lying across the bed.
"Oh yea, nevermind" she said heading to the bathroom to get dressed.
"You're going to wear a leather skirt? You're asking for him to hit on you" Matt said leaning against the bathroom door.
"I can wear the brown and beige dress I bought today," she said looking at him.
"Naw. It may make him actually try to imagine what's underneath it" Matt grinned.
"You're no help Matt!" she smiled taking off her robe and slipping on the black leather skirt.
"Whoa! You're wearing thigh highs?" Matt asked as Jeff jumped off the bed and ran to the door.
"Let me see" Jeff grinned.
"You act like you haven't seen me in sexy underwear before" Tammy sighed raising the skirt up a little to connect them to her garter belt.
"You have about an hour and a half before you have to leave. Think you want to do a little something before you leave?" Matt asked looking at his watch.
"Like what?" she asked buttoning up her black and orange shirt.
"Us" Matt grinned pointing at himself and a smiling Jeff.
"No!" she yelled pushing past them both.
"Come on! We discussed it and agreed that we wanted to do it again" Matt said walking up behind her and kissing her on the neck while Jeff stood in front of her and caressed her face with his hands and kissed her gently.
"Oh my God! We cannot do this! You two have my nerves on end right now! I need to focus!" Tammy said running over to the table and grabbing her black leather jacket and pulling it on.
"Nervous? We'll be at his house around 10:30. You just have everything ready including him asleep" Jeff pointed pulling off his shirt.
"I will" Tammy said eyeing his flat stomach as he pulled his baggy jeans up. She grabbed her black purse and headed for the door.
"Tammy!" Matt called out causing her to jerk around and look at them. "The pills" he said picking up the miniature zip lock bag.
"Oh right" she said taking it from him as their hands grazed each other.
"Pull this off and we're out of here and off to Houston tonight" Jeff said pulling a sweater on.
"Yea, we'll have your bags in the car and we'll be ready to go after we get in that safe" Matt said taking out two little cameras and two pair of gloves.
"You don't need the actual papers like he said earlier today?" she asked.
"No, Rod told us what to do. Besides, if we took the papers he'd be coming after us within 24 hours" Jeff said taking a pair of gloves from Matt.
"Right. Okay, I can do this" she said taking a deep breath. "I'm out of here," she said heading out the door and closing it.
"You think she can do it?" Matt asked Jeff.
"I think she could do anything she put her mind to" Jeff nodded looking deep in thought.
"What's on your mind little bro?" Matt asked.
"Hell, I wanted some sex!" Jeff shouted at Matt.
"So did I!" Matt laughed. "You scared her off" he said grabbing his jacket and putting it on.
"Me? You're the one who blurted out our agreement on the threesome!" Jeff said grabbing his jacket.
"I was trying to be up front with her!" Matt argued.
"You know you have to bring her into it slowly. You had perfect access to her neck and you blew it! You should have kissed her on her sensitive spot and we'd be doing it right now" Jeff said shaking his head in disappointment.
"Hey! We still have tonight," Matt said as they grabbed the travel bags.
"She's aware of what we want now! She'll avoid us both. Thanks a lot Matt" Jeff said opening the door for Matt.
"Hey, I'll fix it okay. We're the only ones she'll do a threesome with anyway. She'll need some eventually. She lives right down the road from us!" Matt exclaimed as they headed down the hall to the elevators.
"I guess. All I know is that I need sex and soon or I'll die!" Jeff sighed as he pushed the down elevator button.
"You won't die! Trust me, she'll give in. I mean this is us we're talking about not some strangers" Matt grinned stepping onto the elevator behind Jeff.
"If you say so," Jeff said trying to focus on the job at hand instead of the bulge in his pants.
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"Tammy! Come on in!" Shane said helping her with her jacket.
"Thanks" Tammy said as he hung her jacket up.
"Come on into the living room" Shane motioned. She followed him into the room and accepted a glass of champagne from him as she set her purse on the table.
"You look nice tonight," she said eyeing his blue and brown designer shirt and blue jeans. "I feel like I'm overdressed," she said sitting next to him on the plush cream colored sofa.
"No, you look stunning" Shane said tapping her glass with his. They took a sip of champagne. "So, what did you think about my ideas at the meeting earlier? You think they were good, bad, excellent?" he said sounding cocky.
"Great. They were great Shane," she said looking around at the beautiful paintings hanging on the walls.
"My mother helped decorate this house" Shane smiled.
"Oh, very classy" Tammy smiled.
"Thanks. Would you like an appetizer?" Shane asked standing up.
"You're going to serve them?" she asked in shock.
"Yes. I gave the staff the night off," he said heading to the kitchen.
Tammy grabbed her purse and emptied the contents of the packet into his glass and swirled her finger around in it to mix it up. She stuffed the packet back into her purse and snapped it shut. He came back in and offered her a few appetizers.
"So, you're cooking?" she asked.
"Yea. Surprised?" he asked drinking his glass of champagne and sitting it down on the table.
"A little" she said glancing at the clock on the wall that read 8:41. She hoped the sleeping pill would kick in within the hour.
"Let's go into the dining room. I hope you like grilled salmon" he said leading her into the dining room. "Have a seat. I'll get the food," he said pouring her a glass of wine at the tiny bar.
"No thanks. I've already had champagne" she smiled.
"Hey, this is a night of new beginnings. Drink up" he said pouring himself a glass. Shane served dinner and they had a decent conversation about the business. They exchanged funny road stories to funny moments in matches including her spanking by him. After dessert Shane appeared to look tired. Tammy was sleepy from the two glasses of wine she'd had herself. She glanced at the clock and saw that it read 9:56.
"You appear to be a little sleepy," Tammy said standing up to leave.
"No! Atleast help me to my room. I drank a few beers before you got here. I was a little nervous" he grinned.
"Oh. There was no reason to be nervous," she said coming around the table and helping him out the chair.
"Well, you definitely put me at ease once you got here" he said smiling as they headed up the stairs.
"That's good to know. Where is your room?" she asked as they got to the top of the stairs. Whoa!" she said grabbing Shane as she almost lost her balance. "I think I'm drunker than I thought" she laughed.
"Me too" Shane laughed pushing his door open.
"Nice room" Tammy said looking around and guiding him over to the king sized bed. He sat down and tried to reach over and pull his shoes off and fell onto the floor as she turned the stereo on and popped in a jazz CD. "Shane!" Tammy giggled trying to pick him up and put him in bed.
"You are so breautiful" he slurred throwing his arms around her causing her to fall onto the bed under him.
"Shane! You're heavy," she said trying to scoot from under him as he snored on top of her. She tried to catch her breath and tried to push him off of her again. Suddenly he woke up looking down at her.
"You find me attractive?" he asked.
"You're an attractive man," she said trying to pull her sleeve from under his elbow.
"I think you're so sexy. I dreamed of being with you like this except that it was at the other house in the bed with the big pillows. I guess this one will have to do" Shane said kissing her hungrily.
"Oh my God! What should I do?" Tammy thought to herself. Should I scream or go along with it until he falls asleep? Oh no! It's not even 10:30 she thought glancing at the clock. Damn! 10:24. He can't last much longer. Come on Matt and Jeff, I've got him upstairs.
"Your lips are so soft and fluffy" Shane whispered running his index finger across her lips. "Kiss me Tammy" he said leaning down and brushing her lips lightly. He deepened the kiss and pushed his tongue into her mouth. He felt her stiffen under him and pulled back. "Don't be nervous, we don't have to do anything you don't want to do" he said as he kissed her down her neck. "Does that feel good baby?" he asked against her neck.
"Yes Shane" she answered trying not to react to his soft kisses. "Please let him pass out before I have to have sex with him" she thought.
Shane licked down her neck down between her breasts. He noticed her increased breathing. He kissed her on the lips as he unbuttoned her shirt.
"Shane, we can't," she said reaching for his hands.
"Relax, it's okay," he said caressing her thigh. He kissed her deeper causing them both to be out of breath. He unbuttoned his shirt halfway but decided it was taking too long so he pulled away from her and pulled the shirt over his head and tossed it onto the floor. He started kissing her again. He started unbuckling his brown belt and undoing his blue jeans. He continued kissing her until she pulled away.
"Shane! We need to stop. This is wrong. We're both drunk" she whined pushing him away.
"Baby, I want to feel your warmth so bad" he said looking into her eyes. "Please let me have you," he said sliding down between her legs and pulling her panties to the side.
"Shane no!" she tried grabbing his head but he grabbed her hands so she scooted up onto the bed. He climbed up on top of her and grabbed her by the face.
"Stop fighting this!" he slurred. He grabbed a condom off the nightstand and started fiddling with it.
"Shane, I don't want to do this," she said nicely hoping Matt and Jeff would just show up. She realized the room was starting to move. "What the hell?" she murmured as she realized her head was pounding!
"I want to make love to you" Shane whispered trying to kiss her.
"Shane, something is wrong with me" Tammy slurred no longer being able to control her mouth.
"Just relax and let the sedative take affect. It's just a form of a muscle relaxant" he said as she fought to keep her eyes open.
"Shane are you crazy?" she uttered as he slid the condom on and kissed her passionately as she closed her eyes and fell asleep.
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"Tammy! Wake up!" Jeff shouted slapping her in the face.
"What is it?" she moaned grabbing her head with her right hand.
"Can you walk?" Jeff asked pulling her from under Shane.
"I don't know" she moaned.
"Jeff! Come on!" Matt whispered from the doorway.
"She's out of it Matt! Something's wrong" Jeff whispered back.
"What?" Matt asked walking into the room turning a snoring Shane over. "What the fuck? He's wearing a fucking condom! Tammy!" Matt shouted walking around to her and grabbing her face. "Tammy! Look at me! Did you sleep with Shane?" Matt yelled in her face.
"I don't know," she cried. "Muscle relaxant" she whispered.
"Shit!" Jeff muttered tossing her over his shoulder.
"There's sperm in the condom" Matt said quickly turning his head away. "Let's get the fuck out of here" he said waving to Jeff.
"My purse" Tammy mumbled as they headed down the stairs.
"Where is it?" Matt asked.
"Living room sofa" she said trying to lift her head. "What time is it?" she asked.
"10:46" Jeff said.
"I was awake at 10:27" she groaned.
"So, he only had about ten minutes to take advantage of you" Jeff said as Matt opened the front door.
"It only takes a few minutes to get off Jeff!" Matt fussed getting in the car and starting it up.
"I don't think he penetrated me," Tammy said leaning on Jeff in the backseat.
"How do you know?" Matt asked.
"A woman can tell if she's had sex. If he did he must have been really small because I don't feel like I've had sex. I do have spermicide from the condom on my leg though" she said wiping her thigh.
"Maybe he fell asleep before getting inside you" Jeff said rubbing his chin as he looked out the window.
"Well how did he cum?" Matt asked looking at Tammy in the rearview mirror.
"Trust me, I didn't help him. Maybe he just grinded on me which explains why my leg was greasy" she said reaching into her purse for a tissue to wipe her thigh. "Shit! My leather jacket!" she shouted.
"It's gone now. We'll get you another one. We have a flight to Houston within the hour and to Cameron 4 hours after we arrive in Houston. We're going to be moving pretty fast. We'll get this to Rod and be home by noon," Matt said noticing a new message on his cellphone. He played the message so he could hear it on the speakerphone while he drove.
"Matt! Dude! This has been a total heinous night! I've been chased by freaking guard dogs for the past 15 minutes! Run Adam!" Jay shouted.
"Go Jay! Drive!" Marie screamed, as the sound of dogs barking grew closer.
"What the fuck junior! You were just going to fucking leave me?" Jericho shouted. "Run to the left Adam!" Jericho laughed.
"So dude, like I was saying, if I don't make it back in one piece tell Trish that I love her" Jay whined.
"Go! Go! Go!" Marie shouted as the sound of a door slamming in the background was heard.
"What the hell! You guys totally left me out there with those beasts from hell!" Adam fussed. "I need a fucking drink!" he sighed.
"Hell, Assclown here was about to leave me too! I say we throw his ass to the Doberman's" Jericho yelled.
"You guys stop arguing before I kill you all! You got the cameras Chris?" Marie asked.
"Of course, I'm not a fuck up!" Chris answered.
"I wonder how Matt, Tammy, and Jeff came along tonight," Adam said aloud.
"Hell, she probably getting some right now!" Marie laughed. "Shane may not fall for the sleeping pills in your drink bit. She'll get some tonight. If I find Shane attractive, I know she does. We used to check him out. I think she should go on and get a piece of that" Marie laughed.
"I don't think so, she has better taste than Shane" Jericho argued.
"How do you know?" Adam asked.
"She was with a sexy man beast like me! I spoiled her for other men! A woman like that you have to be gentle with" Chris bragged.
"Dude! You slept with her once and she was drunk!" Jay laughed.
"Hey! We slept together 6 times that night and twice in the building during Raw! You think I'd tell you jackasses everything!" Chris asked.
"Damn! I had no idea!" Marie giggled. "She kept that from me! That little slut! I bet she's screwing Matt or Jeff right now!" Marie chuckled.
"Or both!" Adam laughed out loud. "You remember that morning before Wrestlemania 17 that we caught the three of them naked in her house after having a threesome? That was classic!" Adam snickered.
"Yea, I was like ooh, can I join?" Jay laughed.
"What a punk you two are! I would have taken her to another room and showed her what a real man was like!" Jericho boasted.
"So, she's good in bed?" Adam asked.
"Do I want to hear this?" Marie groaned.
"Well, she has multiple orgasms when you hit that spot just right! I was like that's what keeps Matt and Jeff going back for more" Jericho said. "Hey, make a right up here Jay" he shouted.
"What about the orgasm? I heard she cum's like a man sometimes," Jay said.
"Who told you?" Jericho asked.
"Matt did" Adam answered.
"Yea, he was like talking about it starting when she was pregnant. How he was clutching the sheet's like a little bitch!" Jay laughed.
"Oh yea! She told me about that!" Marie laughed. "Jeff also admitted that he did it with her while she was a few months into her pregnancy at his new house. I think they'll all end up in one big orgy!" Marie giggled.
"You think Amy and Tammy are doing each other while Matt and Jeff watches?" Jericho asked.
"If they aren't then Matt and Jeff are both stupid! Two hot women? If they are willing to try, go for it" Adam said.
"Adam you need to be quiet. You asked Kathy to be with another woman?" Marie asked.
"Umm, well maybe" he said boldly.
"Hmm, she cussed you out huh?" Marie said.
"Yea, basically" he laughed.
"Man, what about Jeff's new girlfriend? She's hot. Get her, Amy, and Tammy drunk! Shit instant orgy for Matt and Jeff!" Jericho added.
"Holy shit!" Jay screamed.
"What man?" Adam asked leaning over the seat.
"What?" Marie asked sitting up in the passenger seat.
"Why are you looking as if you've done something stupid?" Jericho asked in a warning tone.
"Dudes, I was like leaving a message on Matt's cellphone and you guys got in and started yelling at me and I forgot to hang the phone up. I think it's still recording us," Jay said in a hoarse voice.
"What! Fuck!" What did I say?" Adam shouted.
"Tammy's going to kill me!" Marie groaned. "I'm sorry girl! I didn't mean it!" she cried.
"Damnit! Jay you are such an Assclown!" Jericho shouted slapping him upside the head.
"Oww! Stop hitting me! I'm driving here you idiots!" Jay shouted.
Beep! "End of message" the voicemail recording said.
"You told them about our sex life Matt?" Tammy shouted popping him in the back of the head.
"You told Marie! Plus you told her you cheated on me with Jeff!" Matt argued turning to look at her.
"You knew about that! You cheated with a fan! We were even! I didn't tell Marie! She said Jeff did!" she shouted back.
"You screwed Jericho more than once! You lied to me!" Matt huffed.
"We slept together on two occasions! It just so happens he can get it up a lot in a short period of time" she shouted.
"Oh, so you're saying I can't?" Matt yelled.
"Knock it off you two! You're acting like your still together for christsakes!" Jeff screamed. "Both of you just shut the fuck up!" he screamed as both of them stared at him in shock. "I feel like the mediator in a troubled marriage! You two are driving me crazy! Yes, we all screwed each other! We still are! Let's just admit it!" Jeff said leaning over the seat. "You two are still fucking and so are we" he said pointing at himself and Tammy. So, basically we never stopped sleeping with each other right Tammy?" Jeff asked as she sat back in the seat.
"You've been sleeping with Jeff and me?" Matt asked looking at her in the rearview mirror.
"Not all the time. Maybe once every two months" Tammy answered looking out the window.
"Not between you and Matt, I'm referring to us!" Jeff said leaning over her. "Tell him!" he shouted.
"Oh okay! We do it almost every chance we get!" she screamed. "You satisfied Jeff?" she said frowning.
"This is funny as hell! We are all cheating on the people we're dating to be with each other" Matt laughed turning into the airport.
"I'm single. John sees other people," Tammy said quietly.
"So, we're the only cheaters in the bunch" Jeff said staring at her.
"I didn't say that" Tammy said finally looking at him.
"So, you thought you were getting special treatment over me?" Matt asked Jeff.
"I did" Jeff said looking at Tammy with a hurt look on his face.
"Jeff, I wasn't sleeping with Matt then. It was just you. We slept together maybe three months ago once. When we started getting back to being friends it happened how many times Matt?" she said looking at him.
"Three or four times" he answered as he parked the car.
"So are you both mad at me now?" she asked.
"No" Matt answered. "You mad Jeff?" he asked looking at a brooding Jeff.
"I'm a little pissed but I'm sleeping with Elizabeth so I can't be too mad" he said looking at Tammy and Matt. "I know what'll make me feel better" he grinned.
"What?" Tammy asked.
"Some really good makeup sex" he grumbled.
"Oh boy! I hope you and Matt enjoy each other!" she said getting out the car.
"Come on sweetie! You know you want to" Jeff laughed getting out of the car.
"Can you open the trunk Matt?" she asked ignoring Jeff.
"Yea. So, you plan on continuing to do us both?" Matt asked.
"No. It stops tonight" she answered.
"Hey, don't be so harsh! We didn't say we wanted it to stop" Jeff said caressing her back.
"Do you guys realize that we have a strange relationship? Most people think we're freaks. What do you guys plan on doing after you get married?" she asked.
"I don't know" Jeff shrugged.
"Matt?" she asked turning to him.
"I guess stop sleeping together," he said looking at her sadly.
"Exactly! We need to stop. We're addicted to each other," she said grabbing her bag and heading into the airport.
"Hey! Since this is it let's join the mile high club together" Jeff grinned putting his arm around her.
"You never quit do you?" she smiled.
"No. You game?" he asked as Matt caught up with them.
"I don't know. I'll have to think about it," she said as Matt opened the door for her.
"I think we should do the threesome and get it out of our system" Matt said. "We have 3 days just to get it on," he said to Tammy and Jeff.
"I'm game if you are" Jeff said staring at Tammy.
"If I didn't love you two so much I'd say hell no but after this no more sneaking around," she warned them.
"No more sneaking around" Jeff promised.
"You hid it well bro" Matt said complimenting Jeff.
"Thanks, so did you" Jeff laughed.
"Not as good as Tammy here" Matt said grabbing her left hand.
"She'll never get enough of us" Jeff bragged grabbing her right hand.
"Whatever!" she laughed pulling her hands away from both of them and heading up the escalator.
"You'll be back," Matt said in a cocky tone stepping on the escalator a few steps behind her.
"She always comes back" Jeff grinned stepping onto the escalator.
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SmackDown - October 29
Halloween Taping
"Bitch better have my money!" Faarooq shouted as he walked through the door with his pimp costume on.
"What the hell?" Bradshaw laughed taking off his cowboy hat and pointing to his chaps. "Man, you look great!" he laughed looking at Faarooq.
"So do you" Faarooq laughed taking his hat off showing Bradshaw the feather in it.
"Hey guys, you look nice," Trish said in her shiny pink mini dress.
"Damn! Who are you supposed to be?" Faarooq asked staring at her cleavage spilling out the top.
"Marilyn Monroe man!" Bradshaw answered.
"No, actually I'm Pamela Anderson and Jay is Kid Rock" she laughed.
"Umm, even better" Faarooq grinned.
"Tammy! Over here!" Trish shouted as Tammy pulled Marie through the door.
"Who the hell is she supposed to be?" Faarooq asked as Marie approached them wearing a leather outfit and gloves.
"Damn! That looks like one of Rikishi's leather outfits" Faarooq laughed noticing Rikishi Wear on the jacket.
"Hey! I'm about to back that ass up!" Marie laughed backing up to them.
"Girl, you sick!" Bradshaw laughed.
"That's definitely unique" Trish laughed.
"Tammy, you look like. "Faarooq said trying to think staring at her beige pants and vest with the suede shingles.
"Umm, the white guys sister, umm." Bradshaw said snapping his fingers.
"Janet Jackson!" Bradshaw and Faarooq said at the same time.
"Very good!" Tammy laughed.
"She was going to be an angel but she didn't want to push it" Marie laughed as Rikishi walked in and pulled his shades down eyeing her outfit.
"No you didn't!" he laughed.
"Yes I did!" she chuckled.
"You look nice. Blonde hair and everything" he laughed. "Oh hell no!" he laughed as Jazz and Victoria walked in dressed as catholic schoolgirls.
"They look nice though," Bradshaw said staring at their legs as they walked by.
"I think I've lost my mind!" Trish sang in a high pitch.
"All the things she said, all the things she said, all the things she said running through my head" Tammy sang as Marie joined her and then Trish.
"What the hell is wrong with you girls?" Jeff and Matt walked up as they were singing.
"They're TATU. The lesbian group that sings Victoria's theme music" Trish answered.
"Oh! Damn!" Faarooq said nervously lighting a cigar.
"You guys are vampires?" Tammy asked looking at Matt and Jeff.
"Yea, Jay was going to be one too but he bailed on us," Matt said holding a cup filled with fake blood.
"Jeff you are freaking me out" Dena said staring at his white contacts.
"Dena, you're scaring me," he said looking at her pimp outfit.
"Where is Jay? He looked like Kid Rock. Trish, where is my money? You been with Jay too long not to have made me some money, don't make me take my shoe off" Dena teased.
"I'm not a hooker! I'm Pamela Anderson!" Trish fussed
"Girl, same thing. You didn't know that's what she was?" Dena said laughing as Kurt Angle came in dressed normally in his wrestling attire.
"Umm Kurt, baby this is a Halloween party. Why aren't you dressed up?" Marie asked rubbing his head.
"I am dressed! I'm an Olympic Gold Medalist. I won these baby's strictly by following the 3 I's, Intelligence, Intensity, and Integrity," he said holding up his gold medals. "I won these with a broken freakin neck using my athletic ability" he bragged walking off.
"Damn man! You need an enema! You uptight as hell!" Bradshaw shouted after him lighting a cigar.
"Yo shorty, come here!" John shouted from the door.
"Who is he?" Marie laughed as Tammy left out the door with John.
"Eminem" Dena laughed.
"He'll probably do a rap show later" Jeff laughed.
"Man, these fangs are like killing me!" Adam said walking up with a gothic outfit on complete with a flowing cloak.
"You look fine without them my sweet Angelus" Kathy smiled as she pulled out her stake to go with her Buffy the Vampire slayer ensemble.
"Hey guys!" Stacy Keibler waved as she pulled Andrew across the dance floor.
"Aww she's a cute go-go dancer. Look at those legs!" Matt whistled.
"I'm trying to figure out Andrew's outfit" Jay frowned walking up to Trish eyeing Andrew's jeans and skintight shirt.
"He's a frickin bouncer," Tazz said passing by.
"Oh!!!" everyone said.
"Is there any beer at this party? What! I say is there any beer at this party," Austin said walking over to them.
"Hey Steve, what are you?" Jay asked eyeing his shorts and jacket.
"I'm a deer hunter son," he said pointing to his hat that said, "Deer Hunter" across it and his fake gun in his hand.
"Hey everybody" Dawn Marie said twirling around in her Playboy bunny outfit.
"Nice Dawn" Jay said as Trish pinched him on the arm.
"Oh wow! Elmer Fudd and Bugs Bunny!" Kurt Angle grinned pointing to Austin and Dawn Marie as he walked by and stopped.
"I'm a deerhunter you jackass!" Austin said hitting him with his hat then stuck it in his face to read the hat and walked over to Debra who was dressed as Bambi.
"What did I say?" Angle asked innocently.
"I'm a Playboy Bunny Kurt!" Dawn fussed walking off as Angle followed her trying to apologize.
"I'm the King of the World!" Jericho shouted walking in wearing a pair of black leather pants and a black see-through shirt.
"Hey Chris. Who are you?" Jeff grinned.
"I'm that totally sexy beast who sings lead for Fozzy!" Jericho bragged.
"Chris you do realize you're the lead singer of Fozzy? I mean I just want to make sure you don't need a psychiatrist for your split personality. Maybe you been drinking before the party, give me a damn beer!" Bradshaw told him.
"Of course I know who I am, and I don't have any beer Junior!" Chris laughed. "Where is Tammy?" he asked.
"Somewhere around here with Cena" Matt answered taking a sip from his cup.
"Dude! What are you drinking? Fake blood?" Adam laughed.
"Yea, you're so looking like Gangrel right now!" Jay teased.
"It's tropical punch Kool-Aid guys!" Matt laughed.
"Oh, well give me some Kool-Aid" Faarooq said sticking out his cup. "Wait a minute!" he said taking a swig from the cup. "Okay, don't want beer mixed in with my Kool-Aid" he laughed as Matt tipped the cup and halfway filled Faarooq's cup.
"Damn man! Where the sugar at?" Faarooq scowled after sipping it.
"I was low on sugar" Matt shrugged.
"Welcome to the WWE Halloween Party!" Steph screamed through the microphone on the stage. "Here to perform live for us is, "Saliva!" she screeched moving to the side of the stage and walking down the stairs to dance with Paul who was dressed like Tarzan.
"Oh man!" she's dressed like a witch!" Trish laughed.
"They say your costume reflects your personality" Jeff said taking off his contacts and switching them for another pair.
"What are you doing?" Adam asked.
"I'm going to be Willow the Whisp" Jeff laughed grabbing a mask out of his cape pocket. "It's enough regular vampires in here," he said pointing to Al Snow who looked like a vampire as well.
"You still look good Jeff!" Marie said rubbing his back.
"I may just be myself and be the lead singer of Peroxwhy?gen" he laughed as Tammy and John walked up.
"Hey Willow" Tammy laughed eyeing Jeff.
"Yo! Steph is a witch?" John laughed.
"That's what we were just saying" Jeff nodded. "Uh oh, here she comes" Jeff said turning his head.
"Hey, the gangs all here" Steph grinned holding on to Paul tightly. "Tammy don't you make a cute little Janet Jackson!" she smiled. "Too bad they were out of the hooker costumes," she said smugly.
"Thanks Steph, and your outfit is so. appropriate" Tammy smiled as Paul started laughing then tried to contain himself.
"Hunter!" she shouted at him. "Anyway, you guys enjoy yourselves. John, I'd like to see you in my office next week. I'm going to give you that push Tammy was asking for," she said eyeing John's crotch.
"Aight. I'll see you next week," John said stepping behind Tammy as Steph looked back up at his face.
"See you then" she waved pulling Paul out onto the dance floor.
"Was she staring at my dick with her man right there?" John asked in shock.
"Yep" Dena replied.
"She is truly a dirty, filthy, rotten, brutal, bottom feeding." Chris started.
"Ho!" Dwayne said throwing his arms around Chris.
"Dwayne!" Marie and Dena yelled and ran to give him a hug.
"You know I couldn't miss a good Halloween party and miss out on the opportunity to talk about everybody!" he laughed shaking hands and hugging everybody. He stopped when he got to Tammy. "Hey Janet" he grinned.
"My name isn't Janet" she smiled.
"Is it Ms. Jackson if I'm nasty?" Dwayne laughed.
"Very funny!" she said giving him a hug.
"I missed all of you guys," Dwayne said pulling away from Tammy.
"Who are you for Halloween?" Tammy asked eyeing his beige and brown trimmed sweater vest and beige pants.
"Don't pretend like you don't know," he said backing up with his arms spread. "I'm Superfine Man" Dwayne laughed.
"You would be the only person egotistical enough to come as a superhero you made up" Jericho scoffed as Hurricane Helms walked up in his Hurricane outfit. "Make that one of two egotistical people!" Jericho shouted.
"Who are you guys talking about?" Shane Helms asked as Shannon Moore walked over dressed like a priest.
"Oh no! A cross! Run Matt!" Jeff turned to Matt as Matt cowered away from Shannon and Jeff covered him with his cape.
"Very funny guys!' Shannon said dashing holy water on them from his flask.
"What's been going on?" Dwayne asked staring at Marie's Rikishi outfit. "Girl, you have lost your mind? Nobody but you could come up with that idea" he laughed looking at Rikishi.
"Well, I need to be comfortable because I'm pregnant!" Marie told him.
"Bullshit!" Dwayne said looking at everybody for confirmation. "Oh damn! Come sit down and tell me everything" he said pulling Marie over to a table.
"Tammy are you okay?" Jeff whispered in her ear.
"Yes, I'm great. Never better actually" she said rubbing his arm.
"You're not going to snap are you?" Matt asked walking over to her and Jeff.
"No you guys. I'm fine. Thank you so much for caring" she said hugging them both. "I'm going to go have a good time," she said as John pulled her onto the dancefloor.
"So, you nervous about old boy being back" John nodded towards Dwayne.
"Not really. He's shaved his head bald. He's not as cute as before" she grinned.
"Oh, that's cold! You wrong for that" John laughed.
"How are you and the girl back home?" Tammy asked.
"Well, she agreed to go out with me" he blushed.
"Good for you!" Tammy told him.
"Yea, she finally going to give a thug a chance" he said.
"John, you come off as a tough thug but your just a big teddy bear" Tammy teased.
"Shh, girl! Don't be saying that all loud!" he said trying to cover her mouth as the DJ took over and started playing "Get Busy" by Sean Paul. "Oh shit! That's my song" John said dancing around Tammy.
"Every song is your song!" she laughed as Jericho, Jacqueline, Dawn Marie, Trish, Jay, Dena, Matt, Rikishi, and Victoria made a circle and started dancing like the people in the "Get Busy" video.
"Baby, I know you can do this dance" John pointed to the circle.
"You want to show them how it's done?" Tammy asked.
"Hell yea!" John said pulling her to the circle as Jerry Lawler walked by in a polyester suit. "Yo King, what the hell is that?" John pointed to the suit.
"My costume!" King giggled.
"What the hell are you?" John shrieked.
"What else? A dirty old man!" King laughed walking off.
"Yo! That's foul man!" John said frowning. "He came as himself" he said pulling Tammy across the floor to the circle of dancers.
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"Torrie, you look so cute!" Stacy said eyeing Torrie's pink J-Lo outfit while applying lipstick in the mirror of her little compact.
"Yea, it was Billy's idea to come as J-Lo and Ben" Torrie giggled.
"Hey girls!" Nidia squealed running over to them in her black leather pants with a pair of thongs over them.
"Wow Nidia, you look beautiful. Who are you?" Stacy asked touching her straight blonde wig.
"I'm Britney Spears from the "Slave for You" video and Jamie is Justin, before the breakup" Nidia grinned.
"Oh how cute!" Torrie whined.
"Hey Tammy, want to go up on stage and do some Janet, J-Lo, and Britney moves?" Torrie asked.
"Most definitely! I'm there!" Tammy said walking down the hall. She walked into the sitting area and sat down on the couch and rubbed her feet.
"You certainly look nice tonight," Shane McMahon said leaning against the doorjamb.
"Hey Shane" she said looking away considering she'd avoided him for over a week since she left his house.
"Why won't you return my phone calls?" Shane asked sitting on the table in front of her.
"I think you know why" she said rubbing her feet.
"Yea we were both drunk," Shane said.
"Shane, you drugged me," she said looking into his eyes.
"It was just something to relax you" Shane said grabbing her foot and massaging it.
"Shane don't!" she said trying to pull her foot away from him.
"Stop fighting me. I just want us to enjoy each other's company like that night," Shane said pulling her beige boot off and massaging her arch.
"Shane, nothing happened that night. You passed out" Tammy informed him.
"Yea, after I came from making love to you" he smiled.
"Shane, we never did it!" she screamed.
"Tammy, we had sex. You responded to me. You kissed me back," he said confused.
"I passed out for only 10 minutes," she said snatching her foot away.
"Well, I was a little anxious and I apologized for that" he grinned shyly.
"Shut up!" she screamed covering her ears. "Nothing happened that night! You hear me? Nothing!" Tammy shouted putting her boot back on.
"Why are you denying this?" Shane asked.
"I wasn't conscious Shane! You took advantage of me!" she said standing in his face.
"You wanted it! You got yours," he said.
"Got what?" she asked.
"You came. So did I. We enjoyed it" Shane said twining his finger in her hair.
"Don't fucking touch me! You're a liar!" Tammy said pushing him to the side.
"You can run but you can't hide from this" Shane said.
"You know what Shane? I did find you attractive. If you would have approached me in a nicer way, eventually I may have slept with you but now you've ruined any chance of that" she said walking out.
"Hey! In case you want your jacket back, it's in the limo out back" he said.
"You can keep it," she said continuing to walk away.
"See you soon!" Shane hollered.
"Whatever!" she said walking into the party room just in time to catch Jay onstage singing "Cocky" by Kid Rock. She laughed out loud as he bobbed his head and grabbed his crotch everytime he said the word cocky.
"Wanna dance?" Dwayne whispered over her shoulder.
"Not to his singing" she giggled.
"Hey Tammy! The DJ has some Janet Jackson songs for you to look over," Nidia said.
"Okay. I'll be right there," Tammy shouted over Jay's cracking voice.
"Why don't you do, "All 4 U or Rhythm Nation" Dwayne said sipping on his punch.
"I don't know what songs the DJ has" Tammy said purposely not looking at him.
"I personally like "Would You Mind?" he whispered against her ear.
"I just bet you do" she said in an unemotional tone. "See you later Dwayne" she said heading over to the DJ booth.
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SmackDown Taping
September 10 - Tuesday
"Hey Matt" Tammy laughed leaning against the wall.
"What's so funny!" Matt said looking at her accusingly.
"You and Taker's skit was so funny! You talking about Sara being pregnant and wanting to congratulate her was hilarious. Any normal person would have stopped while they were ahead" she chuckled.
"Hey, I figured you'd be laughing when he pushed me down. That was the first thing I thought about" he grinned as they walked down the corridor.
"So, you and Amy plan on having a little Matt one day after she heal up?" Tammy asked going into her office.
"Well, it was part of the storyline for me to say that, but we may one day. Anything is possible" he shrugged. "Damn! Nice leather furniture!" he said rubbing the black chair and sofa.
"Yes, isn't it? Did you really want a Matt Jr.? If you would have told me we could have named Callum, Matthew Moore" she said looking at him.
"Hey, he's still little Matthew Version 2" he laughed waving to her to join him on the sofa. "So, John is cool with you having feelings for Dwayne while you two are together?" he asked as she sat down next to him.
"Yes, thank God! He has been so cool. He knew about my feelings for Dwayne. He even offered to help make Dwayne jealous but I don't want to play childish games" she laughed.
"Yea, John is cool people" Matt said as Tammy grinned.
"What?" he smiled.
"You sound like John. You two have become really close huh?" she asked.
"I hate to admit it but I like the guy for you. He's cooler than I thought. In the beginning I hated him because he was as he would put it, scoping you out" he laughed. " I'm totally cool with you two now" he told her.
"Well, that's good to know even though we're just friends" Tammy said stressing the word friends.
"Man, I can't believe this Billy and Chuck commitment ceremony storyline" Matt laughed looking at the monitor showing Rico fussing over something not going right in the ring.
"Pat Patterson suggested this storyline," Tammy said.
"Hmm, I wonder why?" Matt laughed.
"You are so mean! What are you doing later?" she asked.
"Having dinner alone when I get home" he said looking sad.
"Well, now you have company since I'm going home" she told him.
"What time will John be ready?" he asked.
"John is flying home to Massachusetts tonight," she said crossing her leg.
"Oh, so I have you all to myself" Matt said caressing her knee.
"After fighting Mark tonight you won't be able to do anything" Tammy laughed.
"Taker can fuck me up and I'll still be up for making love" he laughed.
"We'll see" she giggled as Billy and Chuck entered the ring for the ceremony.
"Bischoff really looks like an old coot" Matt laughed.
"Yea, Kathy did a great job on his makeup. I'll miss her after tonight. She should be dropping Adam Jr. any day now" Tammy said looking at the monitor.
"Let's make a little Mattina" Matt teased grabbing her in a playful headlock.
"Only if we're married" she choked out as he squeezed her tighter. She tapped him in between his legs causing him to loosen his grip. "Angelface! Why did you do that?" he groaned.
"It wasn't that hard Matty," she said grabbing him in a headlock as he lay down in her lap. "Matt get up" she laughed trying to push him on the floor.
"Yea, it's about time for my match" he said fixing his black and silver shirt. "I'll see you later. Enjoy the match" he grinned walking out the door.
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"Hey Tammy" Shane Helms said plopping down next to her on the leather sofa.
"Hey Shane. How's it going?" Tammy asked.
"Great. I just wanted to say that I appreciate it that you and Jeff haven't said anything to Matt about Amy and I" he said nervously.
"Shane, if you're here to pick at me to see if I told Matt anything, the answer is no. I have to ask you if you two really think Matt is so stupid that he hasn't seen any signs. He accused me of cheating when I wasn't, so I know he's on Amy's ass" Tammy said.
"No, actually he's been real nice to her. He never questions where she goes on the weekends. We're home free" he bragged.
"Do you two ever plan on stopping this affair?" Tammy laughed.
"I feel like she's having an affair with Matt but she won't let him go. That's the only frustrating thing in our relationship" Shane said sadly.
"Make her choose Shane! Go to Matt as a friend and be honest with him. He may make the decision for her" Tammy told him. "You guys are really playing with fire," Tammy said standing and walking over to the blue and white counter.
"Tammy, what are you doing later?" Shane asked walking over to her and squatting down in front of her.
"Why?" she asked staring at the green strands in his hair.
"Well, I thought that maybe we could hang out like old times" Shane said grinning.
"Shane, are you hitting on me?" Tammy laughed as Sara and Taker passed by the door and waved.
"Maybe. If you're willing to get to know me on a deeper level" he said rubbing her calf as soon as they were out of sight. "You have smooth legs," he said running his hand up to her short navy blue skirt.
"Shane sweetie, I just have to say that out of all my friends, I'm the only one who hasn't slept with you. We do talk" she laughed. "Although you've gotten rave reviews on your bedroom skills you're friends with Matt and Jeff, your more like a brother to them. I refuse to cross that line again with them" Tammy told him in a nice way as Matt walked in.
"Hey you two, what's up?" Matt asked eyeing Shane's hand on Tammy's thigh. "If you two want to date I'm totally cool with it" Matt said shocking Shane.
"Really? I was just asking her about hanging out later" Shane grinned.
"I was just telling him that I already had plans," Tammy said politely. "Maybe next time Shane" Tammy said.
"Great. I'll see you guys this weekend then. I have to do a house show Friday. I'll be home early Saturday," Shane said walking out and closing the door.
"Wow Matt! You wouldn't mind me dating Shane?" Tammy asked in disbelief.
"Hell yea I mind! I was talking about Amy!" he grinned.
"Oh! He assumed you were referring to me" she laughed.
"Yes, let them keep playing me for a fool, that way I won't have to feel so guilty about being with other women. I'm going to hit the showers," he said walking over to lock the door. "You want to join me?" he asked pulling off his pants and standing before her naked.
"Matt, don't tempt me" she said looking down at his semi-hard penis.
"Oh, I plan on tempting you all night once we make it to Cameron" he said walking to the showers.
"We'll see who'll be tempted" she yelled with a devious grin on her face.
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Wednesday Night 10:30 p.m.
"John no!" Tammy giggled into her cellphone.
"Push play on the DVD player girl" John told her.
"Okay" she said grabbing the remote and pushing play. A porn movie popped onto the TV screen. "John!" she laughed.
"Touch yourself for me baby" John whispered into the phone.
"Will you be touching yourself?" she asked realizing it was a movie by Seymore Butts playing.
"Yes, I'm already halfway there" he moaned. "Ooh baby, are you touching yourself right now?" he asked.
"I am now," she said running her hand down into her lacy pink panties.
"Yea, baby. Rub that pussy until you cum" John grunted from the other end of the phone.
"Oh yes baby, I want to cum so bad" Tammy moaned as she stroked herself.
"I wish I could taste you right now" John murmured.
"I wish you could too," she said just as she saw a dark figure standing in her doorway. "Shit! John, I'll call you back," she said hanging up the phone and reaching for the lamp.
"You should have set the alarm!" Matt said walking into the room grinning. "Sorry for the interruption" he said glancing down at her panties halfway down her hips. She grabbed the cover and threw it over her as he threw his keys on the nightstand.
"Matt! You should have called," she said embarrassed.
"Why are you masturbating when you have good dick right down the road from you" he laughed pointing at his crotch.
"Jeff didn't answer his cellphone" she teased.
"Ha! Very funny" he said taking off his shirt and boxers and crawling into the bed and tugging on the cover.
"Matt, go home" she said looking at the TV and realized the movie was still playing.
"Damn! This is a hot movie," he said as the guy on the screen pounded into one of the women on the bed.
"I'm turning this off," Tammy said grabbing the remote.
"Don't you dare!" he said snatching the remote and putting it on the nightstand on his side of the bed. "You teased me late last night at my house and left" he said pulling the covers back and crawling over on top of her. "Now your all wet and wanting release," he said kissing her on her neck while pulling her panties to the side and caressing her.
"I don't need release" she fussed pushing away from him.
"Look at me" he said looking into her eyes. "I know you, and I know when you're about to explode. Let me help you" he said.
"Fine! Help me Matty" she said caressing his hard dick.
"No, I'm going to torture you like you did me last night. You could have blown on me and I would have came instantly. That's how hot you left me. I'm here to return the favor Angelface," he said as he put her legs over his shoulders and entered her slowly.
"Ooh! You feel so good inside me. Ooh yes baby, faster!" she said grabbing his ass with both hands as he slowly grinded into her.
"No, I plan on doing you real slow and easy until you are out of your mind and craving me every time you see me" he said speeding up his rhythm until she was about to cum and pulled out of her and kissed her softly.
"Matt please!" she begged looking into his passion filled brown eyes.
"You want it harder?" he asked sucking her earlobe.
"Yes!" she whimpered as he pushed into her and pounded into her 6 times and pulled out as he felt her tightening around him.
"No! Just one more!" she cried out as he laughed at her.
"You were about to cum. I'm not ready for you to do that yet" he teased as he licked her right nipple and then sucked on it gently. "Tonight will be long and very satisfying for the both of us" he promised as he kissed her slowly and entered her again.
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Raw - Denver, Colorado
"Rob! Man that line about Hunter's real talent being him spitting the water and being angry was so funny!" Jeff laughed.
"Yea man, I thought about what I wanted to say to him last night. He's gotten a little pompous since he got with Steph" Rob grinned. "Any chance I get to rib him I'm taking it" Rob smiled. "Jericho and I love fucking with him. Matter of fact, I need to go stretch before my match with Chris" Rob said.
"I feel you man. He doesn't hang around the gang anymore. He barely speaks to people when he's over on SmackDown" Jeff said as Rob nodded in agreement. "Man, I'll see you later" Jeff said pushing open the locker room door to find Andrew and Jay sitting on the couch. "Get out of here you Un- American's" Jeff chuckled as he grabbed his bag and searched for a towel.
"Funny bitch!" Andrew laughed.
"I've got your bitch bucky" Jeff said sticking his teeth out like a beaver.
"Jeff, man you're like totally coming out of your shell lately. Whatever happened to the quiet, bashful little Jeff Hardy that hung out backstage by himself?" Jay asked
"Man, you just get to a point in your life where you get tired of biting your tongue, being honest is so much more refreshing. I'm working on my CD and my career is where I want it to be. I'm happy," Jeff said heading to the shower.
"Say, Jeff does act different lately. Guess he growing up" Andrew said shaking his head.
"Yea, or in denial about something" Jay said thinking.
"You know something?" Andrew asked.
"No, but trust I'll start checking things out" Jay said lacing up his boots.
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"Hey Steph. You look just like a plain Jane" Tammy teased.
"You think so?" she smiled.
"I didn't recognize you for a minute" Tammy grinned.
"Well, I need to head back down to the dressing room to blend in" Steph said. "Hey, you seen Paul?" she asked.
"No. If I see him I'll tell him your looking for him" Tammy assured her.
"Okay. Thanks" Steph said walking off. Tammy got a small cup of coffee to keep her going for the next hour. She walked towards the catering hall planning to get a little something light to eat when she heard yelling from around the corner.
"I'm the King of the World! Intercontinental Champ! Whoo! I am the Champion!" Chris sang to the beat of "We are the Champions" by Queen as he sprayed champagne over his head as he bumped into Tammy causing her coffee to slosh over the side of the cup as half of it splattered onto the floor.
"Watch it Assclown!" Tammy laughed.
"I'm sorry chicky! I'm the champ baby! You can drink this extra half bottle of champagne I have here. Get rid of that coffee and celebrate with me," he said grabbing the cup and tossing it in the trash across from them.
"Hey! I need to stay up! Champagne makes me tipsy. I'll be asleep in an hour or two" Tammy told Chris.
"Aww man! I guess that means you don't want to go hang out together and party? All of the gang will be there," he said rubbing his beard.
"I'm sorry. I'm still trying to decide whether or not to head out for SmackDown tomorrow or head home," Tammy said apologetically.
"Well if you change your mind, I'll save you a dance," Chris said kissing her on the cheek.
"Ouch! Your bushy beard scratched me" she frowned rubbing her cheek.
"I'm sorry" he laughed.
"I think you definitely look better without all this hair," she said touching his woolly beard.
"You're right! I'm too much of a sexy beast to be hiding all of this handsomeness" Chris said pulling his beard and then pouring champagne down his chest and rubbing it in sensually.
"I don't know what to do with you Chris" Tammy said after she burst out laughing.
"Anything you want. I'm flexible," he said smiling widely.
"I know you are" she blushed. "I'll see you at the PPV this weekend if I don't make it to hang out with you guys tonight" she said walking into the catering hall and fixing herself a plate with 2 chicken breasts and added some salad onto the plate. Tammy sat at the table and drank from the champagne bottle as Hunter walked in and grabbed a bottle of water.
"Hey Tam" Hunter said.
"Hey Paul" she said sitting the champagne bottle down. "Steph is looking for you," she said as he rolled his eyes.
"You celebrating?" he laughed pointing at the bottle of champagne.
"Jericho gave it to me" she grinned.
"Oh the King of Bling Bling" Paul said laughing.
"No, he's the King of the World tonight" Tammy said taking a bite of her salad.
"Crazy old Chris" Paul said before drinking his water. "So, umm, have you talked to Joanie lately?" Paul asked trying to stop his voice from trembling.
"A few weeks ago, why?" she asked.
"Just wondered how she was doing" he shrugged.
"Paul, why don't you call her?" Tammy asked.
"I can't bring myself to call her," he said tearing the paper from around the bottle of water in his hand.
"She won't bite Paul" Tammy said trying to ease his level of uneasiness.
"I know. I just really want to properly apologize to her," he said. "I still have some of her things in storage. I can't bring myself to look at them. I really screwed up with her," he said inhaling sharply.
"If it's any consolation to you, she asks about you all the time" Tammy told him.
"Ask if I'm being led around on a leash by the McMahon's?" he asked.
"No, just if you were okay. That's it," she said noticing him cracking a smile.
"Maybe I'll call her this weekend," Paul said getting up. "Thanks for letting me know she still thinks about me," he said walking out.
"Joanie is going to kill me! I need liquid encouragement" Tammy groaned turning the bottle of champagne up and guzzling it.
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"What is wrong with you?" Tammy asked walking into Marie's office.
"Girl, close the door!" she shouted halfway lifting her head off of the desk.
"Okay" Tammy said pushing the door but it didn't close.
"I think I'm pregnant!" she said as Jeff walked into the office.
"No fucking way!" Jeff said closing the door. "By who?" he asked sitting in a chair as Tammy stood there staring at Marie.
"I need to sit down for this huh?" Tammy said sitting in the chair next to Jeff.
"If I'm pregnant, it's by the stripper JamaicanMeKrazy," she said rubbing her head.
"Are you sure?" Jeff asked.
"Yes! I've been to the doctor for checkups for the past 3 months straight and I wasn't pregnant. He's the last person I was with in the past month," she said caressing her temples. "The scent of everything sets me off!" she said sipping a cup of tea.
"Well, you've got the baby you've always wanted" Tammy said getting up and hugging her.
"Man! This is awesome" Jeff laughed. "Congratulations Marie. You have a food pimp in me, that is if you can keep it down" Jeff winked. I'll talk to you two later. I have a match with Hunter in about 10 minutes" Jeff said blowing a bubble.
"I don't see how you do that!" Tammy said folding her arms.
"What? Blow a bubble?" he said blowing a big bubble in her face as she stuck her finger in it and busted it. "Hey!" Jeff shouted.
"No, smarty pants! Wrestle while chewing gum!" Tammy exclaimed.
"Oh, it calms my nerves. I've swallowed my gum only a few times. It keeps my mouth moist when I'm trying to catch my breath" he explained.
"Oh okay" Tammy said shaking her head.
"Stop talking about gum! I'm getting nauseated!" Marie complained lying her head on the desk.
"Jeff and I will leave you alone. I'll check on you later," Tammy said pulling Jeff by the arm.
"Hey Marie, did you know that Matt likes his big juicy steaks medium rare so that you can see the pink in the middle?" Jeff grinned.
"Get out!" Marie gagged.
"Jeff stop!" Tammy said pulling him out into the hall.
"I'm thinking of getting a big juicy steak with brown gravy running down the sides" he shouted through the door as Tammy closed it.
"That was so wrong!" Tammy said swatting him on the arm as they both heard Marie throwing up through the door.
"Eew! I hope she made it to the trash can" Jeff said covering his mouth.
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"What are you eating?" Jeff asked as Tammy leaned against the passenger door.
"Nothing, a mint" she said hiding the plastic container in her hand.
"Let me see! I smell Smarties!" Jeff insisted sticking out his right hand while driving with his left one.
"Jeff, stop playing!" she moaned.
"Give me one" he said holding his palm up to her face.
"I should bite you" she laughed plopping a box of Smarties in his hand.
"No way! You've been hiding Smarties from me?" he asked looking at her in shock.
"Jeff watch the road!" she shouted as he popped a handful of Smarties into his mouth.
"They're so good," he said chewing loudly.
"Stop smacking" she said in an annoyed tone.
"I'll smack you!" he said leaning over and kissing her on the cheek.
"You heading home in the morning?" Tammy asked looking at him.
"Probably. You hanging out at SmackDown tomorrow?" he asked placing the box of Smarties in her lap and held her hand.
"I don't think so. I was thinking of going to hang out with John but I'm tired," she said.
"Yea? He'd enjoy that if you did" he grinned as her cellphone rang.
"Hello? Oh hi Robert Marks, yes I remember what we discussed. I can be there Wednesday, 9 a.m. I look forward to it" Tammy said hanging up the cell phone.
"Why is he calling you again?" Jeff asked curiously.
"He wants to meet on Wednesday," she said.
"I heard all of that!" Jeff fussed.
"Jeff, don't yell at me!" she argued back.
"I'm sorry sweetheart. I just don't want you getting in over your head by taking a chance on your career. Matter of fact, I'm going with you!" he said staring ahead at the road.
"Jeff, no! This is something that I." she started before he pushed a CD in and "Not Enough" by Our Lady Peace started drowning her voice out as he ignored her. She leaned forward and turned it down a little.
"Why the fuck did you do that? I love that song," he asked in a pissed off tone.
"You were ignoring me," she said obviously upset.
"Look, we're family and we have to do what's right for our family. I want to come along with you to see if this is a good thing for you. We'll go to SmackDown and catch a flight out to Houston afterwards" he said caressing her palm with his thumb.
"Okay. I trust your judgment so I'll agree to let you come," she said giving in.
"You better had. I was about to put you out on side of the road" he laughed.
"Please! You know better!" she taunted.
"I do?" he asked pulling onto the side of the road. "Get out" he said seriously.
"I don't think so," she said sitting upright as he got out of the car and came around to her side of the car. She locked the doors.
"Open the door" he said staring at her.
"No" she teased.
"Fine" he said pulling out the extra set of keys and opening the door as she locked them again. "I give up!" he said pretending to back away from the car, only to run up and turn the key and snatch the door open. "Come on!" he shouted pulling her out of the car and throwing her over his shoulder.
"No! Jeff! Put me down" she shouted hitting him on his back.
"Oh now you want to hit me?" he asked as he started spanking her on the behind.
"Ouch! Jeff! I'm not a fucking kid!" she giggled as she hit him on his behind. He set her down softly on the grass.
"Don't get smart with me anymore or you'll be punished" he warned as her cellphone started ringing from the car. She walked over to the car feeling for her purse in the dark car. Jeff walked up behind her as she found the phone and snatched it from her and answered it. "Tammy is preoccupied right now. Leave a message and she'll call you back" he said into the phone and hung it up. "No more phone calls tonight," he said turning the phone off and sitting in the passenger seat.
"Want me to drive?" she asked trying to close the door.
"No, you can sit right here" he said rubbing his cock through his white jeans.
"Jeff, we are on an empty road. If we were at a hotel somewhere maybe" she laughed as bright lights approached the car. A red light flashed. "Shit! Jeff, it's the cops!" she said as the policeman parked behind Jeff's car and walked around to them.
"Hello, is there a problem?" he asked as Jeff got out of the car.
"Oh no, I was driving but I got sleepy so he's going to drive" Tammy smiled pointing at Jeff.
"Hey! Your Jeff Hardy! Oh shit! I just looked at you a few hours ago on TV at the station. We all watch Raw on Mondays. Shit! The guys won't believe this!" he said grabbing his pad and pen. "Can I have your autograph?" he asked as Jeff signed his name for a few of the policeman's co-workers. "Your girlfriend and you weren't out here doing it were you?" the officer teased.
"Actually we were about to" Jeff laughed folding his arms across his chest.
"Yea, people like pulling over and getting a quickie on this road for some reason. It must be something in the air around here that gets them horny" the officer laughed. "I suggest you guys get a room. No one to interrupt you" he said eyeing Tammy. "You're a Diva I don't recognize," he said looking at her legs in her knee length skirt.
"No, I'm a writer for the show" she laughed.
"Aww, what a shame" he said eyeing her chest. "You're a lucky man Hardy. Tell your brother and Lita that I'm a fan of theirs as well. Good luck in your career man" he said shaking their hands and walking to his car and getting in.
"Let's go" Tammy said getting in the car and closing the door.
"Your scary! He was nice," Jeff said as the police car pulled off and headed down the road. Jeff got in the car and locked the doors.
"I need sleep Jeffy," she said sounding like a little girl.
"Is this where you're the innocent schoolgirl and I'm the lecherous teacher who takes advantage of you in every way possible?" he asked rubbing between her thighs.
"Hey! I'm really sleepy. I had champagne tonight" she laughed stopping his hand from moving any further.
"I'm going to stop at the next decent motel to get some sleep and hopefully a little attention," he said looking at Tammy winking.
"Don't count on it" she grinned lying on his shoulder and falling asleep.
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SmackDown! - Colorado Springs, CO
World Arena
"Hey Mami, you lookin muy bonita tonight" Eddie Guerrero said whistling as he checked Tammy out from behind. "They make things bigger and better in Texas huh? We should know Mami" he laughed.
"Hey Eddie" Tammy said walking over to hug him.
"Say, is he bothering you?" Chuck Palumbo asked as he and Billy walked by.
"Naw, he's just chatting with me" she smiled.
"Hey Ese! Why you think that I'm messing with Mamacita here? We're just chit chatting" Eddie said laughing.
"We know you Guerrero. You a big ass flirt" Billy teased.
"Hey Ese, you two need to worry about your match with Angle and Benoit tonight instead of me and Mamacita here" Eddie jeered.
"I'm sure you guys are ready for them," Tammy said trying to ease the mood.
"We're always ready" Chuck laughed.
"Well, good then that means you two will be prepared when you both start your single's run" Tammy said as Billy grabbed her into a tight hug.
"Whoo! That's what I'm talking about" he shouted pumping his fist into the air.
"Yo, what's up?" John asked walking up.
"Getting our single's run" Chuck answered.
"Yo, that's cool dawg" John said shaking their hands as Chuck and Billy walked off. "Yo shorty, I'm about to show my true talent by giving Brock a fight he'll never forget" John said putting his arm around Tammy.
"Hey, I'll be right back here cheering for you. I know you will be a champion sometime in the near future. I'll be right by the monitor backstage" she said hugging him.
"I'll be watching you kick Brock's ass Ese!" Eddie said smiling walking over to chat with Tajiri and Billy Kidman.
"Cool, I'm going to go get dressed. I'll see you in a little while" John grinned as Nidia and Torrie walked by.
"Hey Tammy and John" Torrie said in her chipper tone.
"What's up sexy?" John said.
"Nothing much. You guys want to hang with Billy and I tonight?" Torrie asked.
"Oh girl, I may be in too much pain after my match with Brock. We'll have to see how I'm feeling" John said kissing Tammy on the cheek. "I'll see you in awhile," John said walking off.
"Damn he has a great ass!" Nidia gushed.
"Yea, he does" Torrie smiled.
"It is pretty nice huh?" Tammy asked as she stared at his ass in his jeans as he walked down the hall with a swagger.
"Hell yea girl and you tapping that!" Nidia said.
"Hey Tammy! Can I talk to you?" Adam shouted holding his Edge jacket in his hand.
"Umm, okay" Tammy said waving bye to Nidia and Torrie and walked over to him. "What's up?" Tammy asked.
"Is it true that Marie is pregnant?" Adam asked.
"Damn! News travels fast" she said. "It's true," Tammy said bobbing her head.
"Damn! This is a trip. When Kathy told me today I was like "Dude! You are so way wrong!" he laughed.
Tammy laughed. "Adam, you call Kathy dude?" she laughed.
"Well, I slip up and do it every so often" he said.
"You know Jay misses you" Tammy told him.
"Yea, he can't function without me," he said giving that devilish grin of his.
"I didn't say all of that!" Tammy laughed.
"I'll call him to see if he wants to hang out next week," Adam said. "So, how are things between you and Dwayne?" he asked.
"I haven't heard from him in weeks" she said sadly.
"Well, maybe it's for the best. He's said plenty of times he wasn't the type to remarry. You need to have that family that Dwayne can't give you. You can have that with Matt or Jeff" Adam said.
"So, you're pulling for Matt or Jeff huh?" Tammy asked folding her arms.
"In a way, yea. They will eventually settle down and get married. When they do, it will be too late for you then" Adam said seriously.
"Adam, I want to be with Dwayne but I refuse to wait around for him. Hopefully, I'll get over him and start anew" she said wiping a tear from her eye.
"Tammy, I'll tell you this as a friend. Dwayne will break your heart," he said pulling her in for a hug. "I don't tend to get in people's business but you are on a path of nothing but pain and heartache" he said looking into her eyes. "Don't get me wrong, Dwayne is a cool guy but he'll hurt you in the end" he said.
"I hear you Adam. I know everything your saying has valid points but I want to move on but my heart keeps pulling me back to him. If it happens it'll happen, if not I'm cool with it too" she said sitting on one of the storage trunks.
"Just be careful. I care about you okay?" Adam said kissing her on the forehead and walking away.
"Tammy, what's up with Matt and Shane Helms?" Shane McMahon asked walking up to her a few minutes later.
"I don't know what you mean," Tammy said still out of it.
"Matt requested a match with Helms but doesn't want him to know about him asking for it" Shane said leaning against the wall over her.
"Maybe they had a childish fight on the road over who is the most extreme" she laughed covering up the truth.
"Oh. That makes sense" Shane laughed. "Matt and Jeff tell you about their book we're getting published? The first ever tag team to have a book" Shane bragged.
"Oh wow! That's so awesome. I'm sure it will be a great read for their fans" Tammy beamed.
"Yes, I thought so too" Shane said staring at her.
"What?" she asked as he continued to stare at her.
"I was just wondering what it is about you that makes you the object of a lot of the guys affection," he said running his eyes over her body.
"I don't think I'm the object of anyone's affection" she grinned.
"You know Tammy, you really should open your eyes. Many guys around here would love to get you in bed. Only a few have and I must say that I'm jealous," Shane said leaning over her.
She pushed her hand against his chest. "Shane! Don't, I'm not interested" she said nicely.
"One day you will be and I'll revel in taking you to bed" Shane bragged.
"You have that much confidence? Well, I guess we'll see" Tammy said tapping him on the side of his face with the palm of her hand.
"Yes, we will see. I look forward to seeing your sexy lips kissing me slowly in every spot I tell you to" he smiled. "Ooh, sex between us will be so good" he said staring into her eyes causing her to all of a sudden feel hot around her ears.
"Well, I hate to be rude but I have some things I need to do before I leave" Tammy said getting up and pulling her jacket down.
"I'm counting the days Tammy. We will hook up and get this built up tension between us out of our systems" he said walking over and kissing her passionately. He pulled back enjoying the stunned look on her face. He caressed her ass and grinded against her as he kissed her again. "Take care Tammy," he said in a husky voice as he backed away and went into one of the locker rooms.
"Shit! Was I just sexually harassed? This can't be happening," she said pulling her hair back over her shoulders. She headed towards Matt's locker room and knocked on the door. Matt opened the door looking at her weird.
"Since when do you knock? Why are you red? You look flustered," he said stepping back to let her in.
"Shane just told me about the match you requested tonight" she said leaning back against the wall.
"Well, yea. I figure he won't come clean with me so I'll just beat the shit out of him since he's going to Raw next week" he laughed.
"Matt, I'm glad you didn't attack him with a chair" she smiled shyly.
"Hey, that was the old Matt who didn't think before he acted. I've grown up a lot since then" he said sitting on the oak coffee table.
"Yes, you have and I'm proud of you" she smiled.
"So, you support me on this ass whipping?" he stood and looked at her waiting for an answer as he put his shirt on.
"Yes, he somewhat deserves it" she said pushing him back down onto the table as she walked behind him and started brushing his wet hair.
"Damn right he does. You and John hanging out later?" Matt asked.
"Probably. You want to hang with us?" she asked.
"I might. I may ride with Mysterio again but he drives horribly" he said frowning.
"You will be riding with John and I, we will see you back here after the show. I've heard about Rey's driving" she laughed.
"Okay boss lady. Is John coming to Cameron?" he asked.
"No, maybe next week. He's going to try to hook up with this girl he really likes back home, so I get to relax this week" she grinned. "I hope she gives him a chance. He's a sweet guy" she sighed.
"Wanna go check out XXX?" Matt asked.
"Sure, why not" she said putting his hair into a ponytail. "You're all done," she said patting his shoulders.
"Thanks Angelface. By the way, where is Marie?" he asked.
"Working from the hotel. She's having morning sickness all day" Tammy laughed.
"She's pregnant?" Matt laughed.
"Yes she is" Tammy smiled.
"Damn! I guess the world really is coming to an end" he grinned.
"Jeff made her throw up by mentioning how you like your steak medium rare and pink on the inside. She says she can't get that picture out of her head" Tammy said walking out the door behind Matt as they headed to the backstage area.
"That's Jeff's crazy ass! Always fucking with people" Matt laughed. "I'll see you after I beat the hell out of the Hurri-bitch" Matt said walking up the stairs leading to the stage as Tammy grabbed a chair and sat in front of the monitor to watch.
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WWE Unforgiven - September 22, 2002
"Hey Tammy" Trish said grabbing a cup off the table.
"Hey girl. What are you up to later?" Tammy asked.
"Oh nothing. Probably going to hang out with Jay" she sighed.
"Oh yea, you've got it bad" Tammy teased.
"I know. Girl, we've talked about having kids" she laughed.
"Hold up, trust me and get married first. Avoid the drama!" Tammy laughed shaking her head.
"If Dwayne wasn't in the picture, who do you think you'd be with?" Trish asked.
"Well, I would have said Jeff a few months back but Matt has grown up a lot in the past few months. Either Jeff or Matt only if we were to get married though" Tammy laughed.
"I think Jay and I will just do it. We won't have a big expensive wedding" Trish said.
"I always wanted a big wedding because I felt like it would be my last one but now that I'm a mother before I was married a lot of my childhood fantasies have changed" Tammy said looking unhappy.
"Well, I told you who I think your perfect match is. I see you, Matt, and Jeff living in the same house sharing the same bed" Trish teased.
"Very funny Trish! You know I can make a last minute change where Molly won't drop the Women's title to you tonight" Tammy threatened.
"Don't you dare!" Trish said pushing Tammy from in front of the sugar bowl.
"Damn! That hurt" Tammy laughed. "Are we still practicing tomorrow?" Tammy asked.
"Yea, we can meet up at 10 in the morning. You really should become a wrestler," Trish said.
"I may do it before I have more kids. Between us, I'm considering it. I miss practicing with Amy a lot. Since Jeff and I caught her with Shane she barely calls or come around much" Tammy said gloomily.
"Yea, she seems not to want to be bothered when I call her sometimes too. She's changed" Trish said.
"It's probably guilt" Tammy shrugged her shoulders.
"She still screwing around with Shane and dating Matt? I've heard she was cheating on him but it wasn't with Shane. It was rumored to be some guy named Gregory she talks about all the time," Trish said quietly.
"Umm Trish, Shane's first name is Gregory. Matt says they're still sneaking off together on weekends. He found out that she travels to house shows with Shane when Matt is off. I don't know and I don't care. That's their business. I've got an idea. Let's go out dancing, we'll drive on out for Raw and sleep late. Wake up about 1, eat and workout then head to the show" Tammy said getting a boost of energy.
"Sounds like a plan. See you after the show" Trish waved.
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"Hey baby" a huge woman said rubbing on Marie's shoulder.
"Bitch, you'd better back off" Marie said.
"Girl, it's me" Rikishi laughed.
"You in drag?" she laughed.
"I'm playing a lesbian in the HLA storyline in a little while" he said adjusting his fake boobs.
"Oh my God! You're an ugly woman! I guess Dena did the best she could considering what she had to work with" she said cracking up.
"Really, I thought I looked a little like you in a dress" he teased.
"Oh hell no! I look way better in a dress than you ever could" she bragged.
"Hey, you'll be huge in a few months I hear" he laughed.
"Yea, I'm knocked up," she said leaning against the table.
"Hey, is the father going to be in the child's life?" Rikishi asked.
"No, I was artificially inseminated" Marie lied looking at the floor.
"Damn, you could have gotten me to hook you up with some sperm. Atleast you'd know who the father was" Rikishi said feeling sorry for her.
"Yea, well it's too late to offer now" she chuckled.
"So does Mama Sharon know yet?" he asked.
"Hell no! She'll kill me!" Marie said touching her head.
"What's wrong?" Rikishi asked in a worried tone.
"I just get dizzy and nauseous throughout the day. My body reacts instantly to things," she said looking pale.
"You know I could have insulted you really good from that comment but I'll be good. Let me walk you to your office to make sure your okay" he said walking her towards her office.
"Thanks, I appreciate it. I just have to tell you, you really are an ugly woman!" she laughed as he opened her office door for her.
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"Hello pretty lady" a deep voice mumbled over Tammy's shoulder as she got a bottle of water out of the cooler.
"Excuse me?" Tammy said coming face to face with Victor Newman from "The Young and the Restless". "Oh my God! Eric Braedan! I heard you would be here tonight" Tammy grinned shaking his hand.
"Yes, I've quite enjoyed the show thus far" he said as Marie walked in.
"Victor Newman! Can you introduce me to Shemar Moore?" Marie said staring at him as if he was God.
"Unfortunately he isn't on the show anymore but I hear he's a wrestling fan" Eric smiled reaching for a bottle of water.
"Well, it's nice meeting you" Tammy said.
"The pleasure was all mine" he grinned kissing both her and Marie's hand and walked out.
"Wow! Victor Newman! I can't stand his ass, but he plays the part so well" Marie said with a broad smile walking down the hall to catch up with Eric as Rob walked into the catering hall.
"Hey sweetie" Rob said hugging Tammy from behind.
"Hey Mr. Pay Per View" Tammy laughed as he kissed her on the cheek. "How's your stomach" she asked turning and rubbing his stomach.
"A little sore. The sledgehammer didn't hurt too badly. Flair knows how to swing it" Rob laughed. "I think I'm more sore from the 5 Star Splash" he said rubbing his ribs.
"You'd better get checked out" Tammy told him.
"No, the doc said I was fine. So, you and Cena huh?" he asked casually.
"Are just dating" Tammy answered.
"Oh, cool" Rob said following her as she walked outside into the parking lot as Jay and Billy Gunn were coming into the building from hanging outside after their matches.
"So, what have you been doing?" Tammy asked unlocking the car door and getting her laptop out the backseat.
"Well, just been living life. I kept my distance from you awhile because I figured if you didn't speak to me that meant you didn't want to be bothered" he said leaning against the car.
"Rob, I didn't realize I was ignoring you. I apologize if I came off like that. I've had a lot on my mind" she said touching his arm. "I'm sorry," she said giving him a hug.
"So, we are cool again?" he grinned.
"We never stopped being cool" she said smiling.
"Well that's great. So, you and Dwayne going to get it together or what?" Rob asked surprising her.
"No, I don't think so" Tammy laughed.
"Hmm, it's all over that you two were always eyeing one another and since you broke up with me so quickly I just figured it was to be with him until I saw you with Cena" Rob said looking her in the eye.
"No, I didn't leave you for Dwayne. John happened to ask me out that Monday after we broke up" she shrugged.
"Basically the same day" Rob said.
"Well, technically we broke up on Sunday" she said blushing remembering their lovefest as she closed the door and locked it.
"If you just wanted sex we could have stayed together" he chuckled.
"I guess in a way we could have," she said.
"We should get together sometimes, for old times sake," Rob said caressing her on her right thigh.
"I'll definitely keep you in mind Rob" she said kissing him on the cheek and walked back into the arena leaving him leaning against her car with a smile on his face.
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"Jeff, did you enjoy doing the movie viewing scene with me and Goldy" Booker T said laughing hard.
"Oh man, that shit was funny. Bubba and Big Show still laughing" Jeff answered pulling his shirt over his head as Tammy walked into the room.
"It was off the hook dawg!" Booker laughed.
"Yes it was" Jeff grinned.
"Hey Tammy, come on in here wit yo fine self" Booker said looking at Tammy smiling. "Is that a catsuit type outfit?" he said pulling on the material on her upper thigh.
"No" she laughed. " This is just a regular black outfit I purchased today," she said.
"Well girl you certainly wearing that outfit!" he said touching the two straps that went behind her neck. "These two straps is the only thing holding this top part over your chest?" Booker asked intrigued by the outfit.
"Yes, if it's untied my top will fall down" she said grabbing the strap making sure he didn't untie them.
"Oh shit! That's sexy as hell ain't it Jeff" Booker asked eyeing Jeff.
"Yea, sexy" Jeff said obviously annoyed.
"Booker, can I talk to Jeff alone?" Tammy asked politely.
"Yea sure" Booker said walking out closing the door.
"Jeff are you okay?" Tammy asked.
"Yea" he said flinching as she touched his back.
"Let me see" she demanded.
"I'm cool damn!" he said walking around her as she grabbed the back of his shirt and saw red bruises across his back.
"Shit! Jeff, why are you hiding your pain from everyone" Tammy asked.
"Because that's what I do best!" Jeff shouted.
"Okay. What's going on?" she asked blocking him from leaving the room.
"I'm just feeling trapped. I never have enough time in the day to do the things that I want to do. I need a break!" he said.
"From wrestling?" Tammy asked.
"Yea. I'm starting to lose the passion I had for the business and that's how I know I need to rest before I quit altogether" he said looking her in the eyes.
"How long have you been feeling this way?" Tammy asked.
"A few months" he said looking away from her and staring at the wall.
"Hey Jeff, you got any plans for." Jay started before realizing they were in a deep conversation. "Hey, I can come back later" Jay said as he started to close the door.
"Naw man, it's cool," Jeff said walking away from Tammy.
"Jeff? Are you going to quit?" she asked sadly.
"I don't know. I just need time to think. I'll be in the parking garage sitting on my car chillin if anyone is looking for me," he said turning and leaving out.
"Damn, is he like seriously considering quitting?" Jay asked standing there in shock.
"I think so. I don't know why he's doing this. He wanted to retire at the age of 30. He still has a few years left. I'm totally stunned" Tammy sighed.
"I'm totally baffled myself. I mean I thought Jeff would be the next HBK" Jay said hugging her. "I'll talk to you later. I have something to do" he smiled and kissed Tammy on the cheek and closed the door.
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"Hey Jeff!" Shawn Michaels shouted as he approached Jeff's car.
"Hey Shawn, how's it going?" Jeff grinned.
"Aww, it's going" Shawn said sitting on the hood of the car next to him. "It's nice out here tonight," he said looking up at the stars.
"Yea, it relaxes me," Jeff said sitting up.
"Hey, I don't want you to get mad but I heard that you're contemplating on whether or not to quit the wrestling business. I just think you shouldn't do it" Shawn said looking at him.
"Man, Tammy came to you?" Jeff asked angrily jumping off the car.
"No, Jay did. He thinks I could give you some guidance. If you need spiritual guidance, I can do that too. When my career ended a few years back, I wanted to die. I ate, drank, slept and breathed this business. When I look at you kid, I see me, the new and improved HBK. You have that drive I had. I can't tell you how many times I wanted to quit! Millions of times I wanted to call it quits because my body was bruised and sore. I felt as if I wouldn't make it to the next day sometimes because of the pain in my back. You're young, so you have the opportunity to have a young WWE title reign. Don't give up before your time" Shawn told him.
"I just have so much going on. I'm working on my music CD. I have a son I rarely get to see. I missed him saying, "Daddy" for the first time. I missed his first steps. I have a new girlfriend who keeps me on my toes all the time. Then there's Tammy who's like my best friend but I sometimes forget we're not together anymore because we're so close. If Elizabeth and I get serious enough to marry, will she accept Tammy as my friend for life? I just feel. " Jeff said running his fingers through his hair looking for the right word.
"Extended? Pulled in all directions? That's part of a wrestler's life, man. We all have the dreams of doing something else but for those of us who get to do it, over 50% end up right back on the road traveling to another arena for the next show leaving their families behind for days sometimes weeks on end" Shawn laughed.
"You have a wife and son now. How do you maintain?" Jeff asked.
"Well, I work 1 day out of the week, 2 house shows a month. I work 3 days a week during the week leading up to a pay per view by doing Raw and 1 house show. You have to work 3-5 days a week before getting that WWE Heavyweight title belt. You have to put in the time to handle Championship road travel. You look worn out just from hearing me say it" Shawn laughed. "You asked and I'm telling you. Now, how bad do you want it?" Shawn asked.
"Real bad" Jeff said nodding his head.
"That's my boy! I swear watching you in the ring I sometimes have to remind myself that it's not an old clip of me. You're just that damn good! Don't tell Hunter I said that" Shawn laughed patting Jeff on the back.
"He won't hear it from me" Jeff grinned widely as Jay walked over to the car.
"You guys still talking?" Jay asked.
"Naw we're through here" Shawn said sliding off the hood of the car.
"Hey Shawn? Thanks man, I needed this talk," Jeff said shaking his hand.
"No problem. I'm pulling for you Hardy" Shawn said backing up and finally turning to head back inside the arena.
"Thanks Jay" Jeff laughed shaking his hand.
"Dude, no problem. I knew you were in denial about something because of your attitude lately. I watched you and figured you were starting to burn out" Jay said.
"And you looked out for me. Thanks for caring. You've always been a big sucker for happy endings" Jeff told him.
"Well, we have to look out for each other now that Adam and Matt are on SmackDown. I'm the big bro now, because I not be no sucka!" he laughed as Jeff busted out laughing at his Booker T impression.
"Man! That's horrible!" Jeff snickered.
"Hey, Booker said it was pretty good. Come on, let me buy you a soda" Jay said as they walked back to the arena.
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"Hey Jeff" Tammy said walking into the music studio. He kept pushing on the keyboard unaware she was standing there. She walked up and tapped him on the shoulder.
"Shit Tam! You scared the fuck out of me," he said pushing the headset off and covering his chest.
"I'm sorry! You weren't answering!" she said getting annoyed that he'd cursed at her.
"I'm sorry baby," he said rubbing her hip. "I'm just frustrated with a verse I'm trying to write," he said turning back to the keyboard.
"What are you working on Rainbow?" she asked sitting in the chair next to him.
"The song that I wrote about Cameron. I'm trying to put it to music" he said playing different beats.
"This song reminds me of a song Matt used to sing all the time. Of course it was a Pearl Jam song" she laughed.
"Which one?" Jeff asked grinning.
"Angel. You get it? I was his Angelface," she said smiling.
"Yea, I definitely got it Fallen Angel" he teased pulling her ponytail.
"So, how's it going with the new girl you're dating. I like her" Tammy smiled.
"Yea? Elizabeth is cool all the way" he grinned.
"Good for you. Liz compliments you" Tammy said looking at the tattoo on his arm. "How many more of these are you going to get?" she said eyeing his dragon tattoo.
"Maybe one more" he said looking at his arms and leg.
"You keep it up and I won't know what you look like" she said pulling his hair. "You keep cutting your hair too. Do you realize your hair is now a teal color?" she asked running her hand over his head.
"The blue is fading" he grinned as he played a mellow tune.
"I like that sound but I'd like it better with the guitar version you played when you sang it to me last year" she suggested.
"Hmm, you got a point. I've got an idea," he said reaching for his guitar.
"I still say Texas should be in this song!" she teased.
"Yes, so you keep telling me!" he uttered under his breath.
"Like the song says I guess your babbling now" she laughed.
"Oh! Heart punches new meaning!" he sang holding his chest falling over into her lap.
"Your sick Hardy!" she said play punching him in the ribs.
"Okay. Let's get this beat together," he said grabbing the guitar.
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"Yes, I'd like to book one of your dancers for a private party in a few weeks" Marie said to the lady behind the desk.
"Okay, who are you looking to do the party?" the short brunette asked typing into the computer.
"JamaicanMeKrazy" Marie said nervously.
"Oh! Well, he's been booked up for the next three months. There's no way he can do it in a few weeks" the lady said sadly.
"Damn! Do you now where I could possibly see him perform in one of those shows?" Marie asked.
"Actually, he'll be in Canada, Europe, Hawaii and he'll be in Cancun the last 3 weeks on his schedule" she answered.
"Okay. Well, does he have a cellphone or business card to reach him?" Marie asked.
"Well, I know he has a website online. Here" she said scribbling down the web address. "He usually checks it every few days," she said handing her the paper.
"Thanks" Marie said heading out of the building.
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Raw
"Happy Birthday" Tammy said handing Matt a silver and royal blue box as he leaned back on the couch in a dressing room.
"Oh you didn't have to do this" he grinned opening the box to see 3 DVD movies, 2 video games for his Playstation 2, and a shirt from his favorite clothing store.
"Damn! You hooked me up! I'm glad I came to Raw!" he said hugging her.
"Yea, you've been a good boy. I told Jeff to be sure you came tonight" she grinned.
"That I've definitely been" he smiled shaking his head and sitting the box next to him on the couch. "So, how have you been doing? Dwayne wise" he asked softly.
"Better than I ever expected. I'm dealing with it day by day. It's even better that he's been gone these past few weeks. I don't have to look at him," she said honestly.
"Yea, I noticed your attitude change. I hope the two of you work out. You deserve to be happy. I mean that" Matt said holding her hand.
"I never thought I'd see the day when we could be close like this and be sincere" Tammy laughed.
"I know. I thought I'd never stop hating you" he laughed.
"Hate? You still wanted to have sex with me Matt!" she said playfully punching him in the arm.
"True. I hated you everytime I saw you but once I was alone I ached to be with you" he said looking her in the eye.
"I'm sorry we didn't work out," she said caressing his face.
"So am I, we still have Callum though. We'll always be connected through him," he said grinning. "You got the boys birthday gifts yet?" he asked.
"Yea, a few things. They're still young so they don't need a lot of stuff. They have so many toys already!" she said thinking of the numerous times that she had to pick up toys when she got home.
"Yea, I know what you mean. Jeff and I bought them a trampoline," Matt said eyeing Tammy out the corner of his eye.
"No way! No wrestling stunts!" she fussed.
"Just kidding!" he said cracking up. "Jeff said you'd freak out!" he pointed at her laughing.
"You two are such jerks at times" she laughed. "Give me your gifts back!" she said reaching for the box as he snatched it and ran to the locker room door.
"Mine! I will defend these gifts with my entire being" he laughed.
"Yea yea, whatever" she said sitting back on the couch. "Besides, I can always sneak them back. I know where you live" she grinned at him.
"Yes you do huh? But you can't get in unless you have a key" he teased.
"Give me a key to your house! You and Jeff both have keys to mine!" she fussed.
"You're right. I'll give you one when I get home" he promised.
"Yea, so I can burst in on you and Amy sometimes like you do me" she laughed.
"Hey, that was days ago and I'll ring the doorbell next time. I was really embarrassed at first but lust took over," he said winking at her. "Plus, Amy and I rarely have sex" Matt said.
"She still screwing around with Shane? When we were together we did it almost everyday" Tammy said in shock.
"Yep! And I'm doing my dirt too. I need sex, you know how I am after being without it for a week" he admitted.
"You two need to get it together, and yes you become an animal. Of course, the sex was always great. She should be happy when you two do get together," Tammy said.
"I tried but it's like she got me back and then went back to the phase she was in when she started seeing Chris. I wonder if she'll ever be faithful," he said frustrated. "Sex between you and I was great everytime because we're both highly sexual. I'm spoiled because of you" he pouted.
"Isn't love fucked up?" Tammy asked looking up at the ceiling as Matt sat next to her and stared at the ceiling as well. They were quiet a few minutes thinking about their love problems before Matt grabbed her hand and squeezed it tightly.
"We still have each other, Tammy and Matt Version 1" he grinned making his V.1 sign at her. "This love thing is stressing! I'm too old for this shit!" he laughed.
"Me too" she smiled leaning over and placing her head on his shoulder.
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Raw September 30th Houston Tx. Compaq Center
"So, you're saying you don't want to meet me in my hotel room tonight?" Shane McMahon asked for the third time.
"No Shane, I'm not interested in that type of relationship with you" Tammy said starting to get pissed off.
"Hmm, we'll just see about that," Shane said standing and dialing on his cellphone. "Hey Dad. Where are you? Oh that's great. I'll see you soon" Shane smiled hanging up the phone.
"Am I supposed to be scared that Vince is on his way?" Tammy laughed.
"You should be" Shane grinned walking out the dressing room.
"Ooh he irks me!" Tammy shouted as Jeff and Trish walked into the dressing room.
"What's up with you?" Trish asked.
"Shane propositioned me again. I have a funny feeling about tonight and what he'll do when Vince gets here" Tammy said nervously.
"Calm down, you've done nothing wrong" Jeff said trying to calm her.
"You don't know how evil Shane looked. He is really pissed at me," Tammy said sitting on the leather chair.
"Shane is a piece of shit," Trish said as Vince McMahon walked into the room.
"Well Tammy, I'm glad to see you're here. There's been a slight change in the program tonight. It seems that Jazz is out sick tonight. Victoria needs an opponent tonight" Vince said placing his hands in his pocket.
"Oh okay, well Trish are you up to fighting tonight?" Tammy asked.
"Yea, definitely" Trish answered.
"Oh no, you see I don't think you understand. You're going to be wrestling Victoria tonight. Trish you have the night off and can leave at anytime" Vince said as Trish and Tammy's mouths fell open in shock.
"Vince, Tammy isn't ready or prepared to wrestle tonight," Jeff said angrily.
"Well, she has exactly one hour to get it together. Don't worry Tammy, after seeing you wrestle I think you'll have no problem fighting tonight" Vince said.
"Vince, I refuse to wrestle tonight," Tammy said standing and walking towards Vince. "Why are you trying to make me wrestle?" she asked.
"A lot of the writers have wrestled, Steph, Shane, Paul Heyman, Pat, Gerald, and Terry Taylor. You're the only one who hasn't been on TV yet" Vince explained.
"Why wasn't I told ahead of time" she asked.
"You're being told now," Vince said adjusting his jacket. "By the way, you're to lose to Victoria. The match was to be 7 minutes, let's make it 10" Vince said smugly strutting out of the room and closing the door.
"Shit! This is fucked up. Molly is here too," Trish said placing her hands on her hips.
Jeff walked over to Tammy and grabbed her hands. "You can do this. You've been wrestling for years. I have faith in you and since Matt isn't here to flip out on your moves or techniques, go on and hit the Swanton while you're out there" he said causing Tammy to grin.
"Okay, Vince and Shane wants to be assholes then I'll show them that I can do this and do it with my head held high" Tammy said seriously. "Jeff take off your pants" she said unbuckling his white belt.
"Whoa! Shouldn't you two have sex later? This is sort of a big thing happening here," Trish said covering her eyes.
"Trish! I need his pants and belt to wrestle in" Tammy laughed.
"Umm, no. You need something a little loose fitting, not dragging around your feet. Something stretchy would be good," he said eyeing her brown and beige peasant shirt and brown pants. "That won't work," he said digging in his bag.
"Wait! What about the outfit you bought to wrestle in during practice?" Trish asked.
"The shiny pink one?" Tammy asked.
"Yea. It's hot. I was thinking of getting one just like it and getting a hat made to match" Trish said.
"I have it in my bag" Tammy said walking over to the corner where her bag was sitting. "I have it and the purple one too," Tammy said holding the pieces up.
"Okay, but do you really want to wrestle in a shiny bra type top?" Jeff asked picking up the purple top. "I like the v-cut shiny pink top" Jeff said handing it to her.
"I'm going to hit the showers you guys," Tammy said heading to the shower with her wrestling attire. 15 minutes later she came out looking worried.
"Boots?" Trish said handing her a pair of her black wrestling boots.
"Whoo! Thank God!" Tammy said slipping into the boots and lacing them up. Jeff walked in as she was bending over to tie the boots.
"Whoa! Those are some tight pants!" Jeff said pulling them realizing they were stretchy. "Well they look tight," he said eyeing her approvingly. "Tammy I have to tell you, I'm a little excited about you wrestling. I'm looking forward to it. Just remember to focus," he said as Vince walked in.
"Well, you certainly got dressed quickly" Vince said smiling.
"I didn't have a choice" Tammy murmured.
"Is it okay if I go out to ringside with her?" Jeff asked.
"Actually, that's why I'm here. Stevie Richard's will accompany Victoria to the ring and Trish will accompany you to the ring. They will attack you both after the match and I was going to let Bubba come down to help but I guess it can be Jeff here. I want to see some high flying moves!" Vince said excitedly. "Well, you guys make me proud" Vince said opening the door for Trish and Tammy.
"Good luck" Jeff said kissing her on the lips.
"I'm so nervous," she said trembling.
"It's the adrenaline rush coming. That's why I chew gum. I'll be with you in spirit" he smiled rubbing her arm.
"It's time," Vince said.
"Love you," said Jeff.
"Love you too" Tammy said hugging him and following Trish to the backstage area.
"Well, don't you look nice" Shane said leaning against the monitor as Victoria's music hit and she went up the stairs followed by Steven Richards. "Guess you underestimated the pull I have in this company" Shane grinned. "You agree to meet me later and Trish goes out to wrestle" he said nodding at Trish as her music hit.
"Fuck you Shane! Let's go Trish" Tammy said pulling her up the stairs to head to the ring.
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"And the challenger, being accompanied to the ring by Trish Stratus, hailing from right here in Houston Texas, Tammy Littrell!" Lillian Garcia shouted as the fans gave Tammy a warm welcome as her and Trish walked down the ramp to the ring.
"Well King, this is going to be interesting" JR said in shock as Tammy's name was announced as she climbed into the ring with Trish.
"Hey JR! It's your goddaughter!" King shrieked.
"I noticed that and it appears that she's wrestling tonight. Thanks for the heads up Vince!" JR said into the camera.
"Ooh Trish is looking ravishing in red, but Tammy is definitely pretty in pink! Is it nippy in here JR?" King asked noticing Tammy and Trish's hard nipples through their tops.
"Oh God, get a grip King!" JR said as the bell rang and Tammy and Victoria locked up in the middle of the ring as Trish jumped onto the outside to watch the match.
Tammy got Victoria in an armbar and then whipped her off the ropes and clotheslined her. Victoria got up and grabbed Tammy and threw her to the outside of the ring as Trish got up on the mat complaining to the referee. Steven Richard's slammed Tammy into the steel ringpost and rolled her back into the ring. Victoria grabbed Tammy and powerslammed her and tried to get the victory. Tammy kicked out at two.
"Wow! That Richard's will hit a woman" King said.
"Yea I saw that bastard!" JR said pissed.
"JR! Calm down!" Jerry laughed. "I really like those little pants all of the girls are wearing. You think they'd let me in them?" King giggled.
Tammy got up and they both exchanged blows in the ring. Tammy kicked Victoria in the stomach and hit The Twist of Fate and went for the pin as Richard's pulled her foot and dragged her off of Victoria. Trish ran around to the side of the ring yelling at him as Tammy ran against the ropes and hit a somersault plancha over the ropes and nailed Richard's on the outside.
"Uh oh JR! There goes the Hardy coming out of her. Did they train her JR?" King laughed.
"No, she was trained by the Undertaker right here in Houston, Texas where they both grew up" JR said.
"Well, she has Hardy written all over. I saw her with Jeff earlier. You think they're messing around again?" King asked.
"I doubt it King. They're just friends now" JR insisted.
"Yea, I bet if we turned the lights off right now, she'd be glowing in the dark just like Jeff" King cackled.
"Oh watch the match would you" JR shouted.
Tammy rolled back into the ring as Victoria kicked her in the stomach and whipped her off the ropes as Victoria missed a kick and got taken down into an STF. Richard's got the refs attention as Trish tried to get the ref to see Victoria tapping out. Tammy stood up and shouted at the ref to pay attention to the match as Victoria attacked her from behind. As Tammy got up she grabbed the ref for support as Victoria went up top and Trish took Victoria down with a head-scissors and crawled out of the ring as Tammy flirted with the ref.
"Whoo hoo! Flash the puppies!" Lawler shouted as the ref turned to see Victoria on the mat. Tammy went for the pin and got a 2 count.
Victoria whipped Tammy against the ropes and planted her with a clothesline. She grabbed Tammy by the hair and put her in the sleeper hold. Tammy finally stood up and sat down causing Victoria to hit her chin on the top of her head. Victoria rolled into the corner holding her mouth.
"That's what I'm talking about! Whip her ass!" JR shouted. "Victoria is as goofy as a pet coon!" JR said.
"JR, I'm enjoying this. I think deep down all women secretly hate each other," King said looking at Trish standing right in front of the announcer's table. "Hey Trish, want to sit down? We don't have an extra chair but my lap is free" he said as Trish grinned at him saying she was okay where she was.
Tammy grabbed Victoria by the hair and hit her with a swinging neckbreaker. Tammy went for the pin and got a 2 ½ count. She threw Victoria into the ropes and slammed her into the mat with a powerslam. Tammy pulled her up and whipped her off the ropes and hit a martial arts kick across her chest and face. She went for the pin and Victoria kicked out.
"Okay JR, that's an RVD move" Jerry said looking at JR.
"They're just friends King" JR said shaking his head.
"You're in denial aren't you JR?" King asked seriously.
"No, I'm not! She is just friends with the Hardy's and RVD" JR said turning away from Jerry.
"What about Y2J or The Rock?" King asked
"I refuse to answer that" JR huffed.
"Hey, I was just asking!" King said laughing.
Tammy picked Victoria up but Victoria countered with a back suplex and went for the pin but Tammy kicked out at 2.
"Come on Tammy!" Trish shouted hitting the mat.
Victoria whipped Tammy into the ropes and hit her with a DDT and went for the pin. Tammy kicked out at 2 1/2. Victoria got frustrated and elevated Tammy over the top rope to the outside where Steven Richard's attacked Tammy with a clothesline and kicks as she tried to get up. Trish ran around the ring after him. He ran into the ring and the ref fussed at him to get out of the ring as Tammy crawled back into the ring. Victoria kicked her in the head a few times and whipped her into the corner but Tammy climbed the ropes like a cat and landed a Whisper in the Wind on Victoria. The crowd went wild and stood up going. "Holy shit! Holy shit! Holy shit!" Tammy covered her for the pin but the ref was too busy getting Richard's out of the ring. The ref turned and saw the pin and rushed down on his knees and got a 2 count. Tammy got up and whipped Victoria into the ropes and hit her with a sidewalk slam and then climbed the ropes and hit Victoria with the Swanton Bomb.
"Does she seem a little extreme JR?" King asked laughing.
"Oh go to hell!" JR snapped.
"JR! Watch your language" Jerry shrieked.
"I'm upset that Richard's is interfering in this women's match" JR said.
"She just hit a Hardy move" King pointed out as Tammy went for the pin only to have Richard's grab the refs foot before he could count to three.
The ref got up and argued with Richard's. Tammy slapped Richard's as the referee turned his attention back to Victoria. Richard's got up on the apron and grabbed Tammy's head and snapped her neck and chest across the ropes. Victoria was right behind her and grabbed her by the pants and got a quick rollup pin for the victory. Richard's got in the ring and celebrated with Victoria.
"Oh this is just a travesty! They cheated to win!" JR fussed.
"It's only cheating if you get caught JR!" King chuckled.
"So you keep telling me" JR said. "Oh what the hell!" JR shouted as Richard's clotheslined Tammy as she stood up.
Richard's dropped an elbow on Tammy's back as she rolled over. Trish ran in and tried to kick him between the legs but he caught her foot and hit her with a sidewalk slam. Victoria got up and started kicking Tammy and Trish and soon Stevie joined in after tossing the ref over the ropes.
"Oh come on! This is bull! Get him out of there! These are women!" JR yelled taking off his hat as Jerry looked on.
"JR this is totally unnecessary!" King said as Victoria picked Tammy up for Steven to hit her with the Steviekick.
The Compaq Center erupted into cheers as Jeff ran down and slid into the ring. He punched Steven and whipped him into the ropes and drop-kicked him over the top rope onto the outside. Just as he was about to hit the somersault plancha over the rope Victoria hit him in the back. He turned and stared at her. She threatened to kick his ass as Tammy and Trish both stood up. Steven climbed into the ring and Jeff kicked him and hit him with The Twist of Fate. He pointed to Victoria who backed up into Trish who grabbed her and hit her with the Stratisfaction. Victoria and Steven lay in the ring as Jeff and Tammy smiled and pointed at each other and went to opposite corners and climbed up top. Everyone in the Compaq Center stood with anticipation as Trish pulled Victoria to Tammy's corner and Steven to Jeff's. Trish pumped her fist in the air and snatched it down as both Tammy and Jeff came off the top ropes landing Swanton Bomb's on both Victoria and Steven. The arena filled with cheers.
"Well JR, just friends huh?" King teased as all three rolled out of the ring hugging. "I never thought I'd hear myself say this but, "Right now I wish I was Jeff Hardy" he shouted as Jeff put his arms around Trish and Tammy as Jeff's music hit. Jeff kissed Tammy on the lips congratulating her on a well-fought match. "Turn the lights off somebody! I bet she's glowing!" King giggled.
"Well, maybe I was wrong" JR said sounding disappointed. "As far as I know she's single," JR added.
"Well, so am I. Can you fix me up with her?" King asked as Tammy, Jeff, and Trish headed up the ramp.
"I don't think so. You're too old King" JR told him.
"You're only as old as you feel. I feel about 28 or 29 tonight. That's her age isn't it?" King asked.
"Yes. Will you stop drooling!" JR fussed as Jerry picked up a napkin and wiped his mouth.
"I can't help myself! I think I'm in love with Tammy JR" Jerry smiled waving towards the ramp.
"Oh boy! Get a grip!" JR said as the cameraman motioned that they had gone to commercial. "Stay away from her King!" JR laughed.
"Okay! Okay I will!" King promised.
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"Damn! That was fun!" Trish giggled as they came down the backstage stairs.
"Yea, it was actually fun" Tammy laughed as Shane walked over to them.
"Very impressive. Let's see how you do tomorrow on SmackDown" Shane said rubbing his hands together.
"What do you mean?" Jeff asked.
"I mean she'll wrestle on SmackDown tomorrow night," Shane said.
"I'm off tomorrow night," Tammy said.
"No, you were off! See you tomorrow night hot pants" Shane said eyeing her.
"Son of a." Jeff said before Trish pulled him back.
"Let it go" Trish said.
"I guess it's safe to say that I'll be heading out for SmackDown in Lafayette tonight with you" Jeff said heading to the dressing room.
"How in the hell can I keep this up?" Tammy asked.
"It's not easy," Trish said walking her to the dressing room door.
"Thanks for being supportive Trish. I appreciate it" Tammy said hugging her.
"I'll be watching tomorrow" Trish grinned.
"Thanks" Tammy said walking into the dressing room as Jeff was talking on his cellphone.
"Matt, calm down! I figured you were watching tonight. She's fine except for one thing, Shane is forcing her to wrestle tomorrow so, I'm coming down with her" Jeff said noticing Tammy standing there. "Bro, I have to go" Jeff said hanging up the phone. "You feeling okay?" he asked.
"Now I know how you feel!" she said holding her side.
"Matt is going ballistic! He wants us in Lafayette tonight. You need to get showered and get your bags so we can load up" Jeff said grabbing his bag and leaving.
Tammy walked over to her travel bag and pulled her cellphone out and dialed a number. "Hey Matt? I just wanted you to know I'm okay," Tammy said grabbing her shower gel and a few towels.
"Are you losing it? You cannot, I repeat, cannot compete tomorrow night," Matt yelled at her causing her to remove the phone from her ear.
"Matt, I have to. If I don't I believe Shane will have Vince to fire me. I turned Shane down and now he's playing hardball" Tammy said heading towards the showers.
"Shit! This is getting out of hand. It's sexual harassment! You guys come on to Lafayette tonight. I'm totally losing my mind here. John was freakin the hell out on me. He didn't know you could wrestle. So there I am trying to watch the match and explain everything to his ass" Matt said laughing. "So, would you have glowed in the dark?" Matt asked.
"What are you talking about?" she asked sounding confused.
"Jerry and JR argued about whether or not you were involved with me, Jeff, or Rob. Jerry made a comment after your Whisper in the Wind that if they turned the lights out in the arena you'd glow in the dark from Jeff's bodypaint meaning you two are messing around" Matt explained.
"Oh my God! Are you serious? The fans think I'm a Hardy girl?" Tammy laughed.
"Yep, Amy is mine and you appear to be Jeff's. Then after good old JR denied it to the heavens, a few minutes later it's Jeff to the rescue" he laughed. "What was with that kiss on TV?" Matt asked.
"I don't know! I guess it was in the heat of the moment," she admitted.
"You like the adrenaline rush don't you?" Matt asked.
"It's more fun than I thought," she said getting undressed and turning the shower on and fixing the water to a comfortable temperature. "I'll see you in a few hours. I need to go shower," she said walking over to a chair.
"Okay. Hey, I'm proud of you" Matt whispered.
"Thanks Matty. I'll see you soon" she said and hung up the phone. She set it in the chair and headed to the shower.
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"Yo, I'm not feelin this bullshit at all" John said as Tammy pulled on her shiny silver pants and black shirt with shiny silver trimming around the neckline. "Yo, that's extremely too much cleavage showing!" John shrieked pulling the top up.
"John! You're driving me crazy!" she laughed swatting his hands away.
"You don't know who your fighting" Jeff said sitting Indian style on the floor.
"I know. I have an idea but I'm sure it won't be a easy match, so that knocks out Stacy, Torrie, and Dawn Marie" Tammy sighed.
"Hey! I just bumped into Molly. She said she was told to be here for a possible match tonight," said Matt as he closed the door.
"Tammy! I'm so sorry about what Shane is doing to you!" Steph said rushing into the room and pulling Tammy into a hug.
"It's okay. I know you're not involved with Shane and his ego. I'm just going with the flow" Tammy grinned.
"Well, good luck tonight. I'll talk to Dad about Shane's power trip" Steph promised.
"Thanks Steph. I appreciate it" Tammy said as Steph left.
"That was nice of her," John said.
"Please! You believed that?" Tammy said pulling on her black boots.
"She seemed sincere," John said looking at Matt.
"The McMahon's lie all the time. This is nothing new for them to smile in your face and stab you in the back" Jeff said fiddling with his necklace.
"I'm going to go talk to Molly" Tammy said heading out the door and down the hall to the women's locker room. She heard whispering coming from one of the locker rooms. It sounded like Steph and Shane.
"I want you to get her to destroy Tammy! That bitch attacked me over 2 years ago. I never forget when someone crosses me!" Steph shouted.
"Hey Steph, I happen to like her. Plus you were screwing her boyfriend at the time. I just want her to learn the way of the business. She can either work with me or against me" Shane said sounding cocky.
"Ooh I can't stand the bitch! She gets all the guys around here to think she's so innocent when she's nothing but a. a slut!" Steph shrieked.
"Steph hon, you're not innocent yourself. Need I remind you of your little ego period? You went after Jeff because he was with Tammy. You hated seeing them all lovey dovey, so you broke them up" Shane reminded her.
"Yea, I did huh?" Steph said sounding proud of herself. "I didn't expect for her to go to Matt though. He was next on my list but he was too in fucking love with her. I never could get him but I'm working on Cena" she said to Shane.
"Well, Cena's not her boyfriend. She dated Rob and Jericho a few months back too you know" Shane told her.
"Yea, Jericho hates me. I knew about Rob. I caught them fucking in the women's bathroom. It took everything in me not to throw her ass out of that bathroom and take her place. Rob is very well endowed" Steph said looking at Shane blushing.
"You're with Paul now. Leave it alone Steph" Shane said picking up the phone and dialing a number.
"Who are you calling?" Steph asked.
"Plan B and Plan C for backup" Shane said as he started talking into the phone.
"I want to get back at her bitch of a friend Marie too! I almost puke everytime I have to be polite to her!" Steph said sulking. "She screwed up my engagement to Robert! I wanted to merge our family business with his. Daddy is still mad at me about that Shane. Robert is worth billions! Oh how I hate Marie! I hate her! I hate! I hate her!" she screeched stomping on the floor.
"Yea, do that" Shane said into the receiver before hanging up. "Steph I was tending to business!" Shane complained.
"That's what I'm talking about! You never listen to me Shane! No one does! I want things to happen in my favor for a change!" she whined.
"Calm down Steph! I got this" Shane said walking towards the door and opening it just as Tammy ran into the women's locker room down the hall.
"Hey girl" Molly said startling Tammy.
"Hey. Are you my opponent for tonight?" Tammy asked.
"Yes, that's what Shane told me. I saw you Monday. I'm really impressed. It will be a good match" Molly grinned.
"I agree" Tammy said opening the door as Shane headed around the corner. "I'll see you in the ring" Tammy smiled leaving and closing the door.
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Matt's entrance video popped onto the screen and "Oh yea!" hit as he, Shannon and Tammy came down to the ring as the audience booed and cheered. "Coming to the ring being accompanied by Matt Hardy and Shannon Moore, hailing from Houston Texas, Tammy!" Lillian Garcia shouted into the microphone. Tammy got in the ring and put her arms in the air as the audience cheered her name. When Matt got in the ring and raised his hands with Shannon the audience started to boo. He pretended to be pissed at them.
"Well Michael, I can say that I had the pleasure of seeing this young lady wrestle on Raw and I was impressed. Plus I love the way she pours her heart out!" Jerry said eyeing Tammy's cleavage.
"Well King, I also had the pleasure of viewing that match a little earlier. I had no idea she could wrestle. I was beyond impressed!" Michael Cole shouted.
"Yea, and I'm sure that you heard JR denying her association with the Hardy Boyz. Well, JR isn't here tonight, so I can say whatever I want!" King squealed rubbing his hands together.
"Well, she definitely appear to have some ties to the Hardy's considering she's in the ring right now with Matt Hardy, Version 1" Michael added.
"She may not be glowing in the dark tonight. I think she's a MF'er tonight" King said laughing.
"A what?" Michael asked.
"A Mattitude Follower. Don't you know anything Michael Cole?" King said frowning.
"Here comes the money!" hit as Shane McMahon came down to the ring
"Uh oh! Shane O Mac is going to the ring. What's he doing here Michael?" King asked.
"Well, we're about to find out King. Obviously, he has something to say" Michael said as Shane climbed through the ropes and signaled for Matt and Shannon to back off.
"I just want to say that I know you had a very good match against Victoria on Raw, but tonight you're on SmackDown here in Lafayette!" Shane said trying to get a cheap pop from the audience. "I know you're a WWE office employee and your not interested in a career in wrestling but I love watching you wrestle doing your little daring moves. Even though I get off on you being all rough but yet oh so soft and feminine," he said caressing her arm. "I'm going to make you an offer," Shane said leaning close to her.
"Oh my goodness Michael Cole! I think Shano O Mac is about to make an indecent proposal!" Jerry said excitedly.
"That's what it appears he's about to do King!" Michael said in shock.
"If you agree to go out with me tonight, I'll cancel this match. Your ring attire is. I must say is very sexy," Shane said walking around her checking her out. "So, you be nice to me and I'll be nice to you" Shane said running his hand down the front of her shirt as Matt slapped his hand away. "Hey! Hardy, this doesn't concern you. Back off or she'll pay the price" Shane warned as Shannon told Matt to chill out.
"Well Shane, I'm not the type of woman that can be bossed around. I told you on Monday that I wasn't interested in you" Tammy said into the microphone in his hand. "The answer tonight is the same as Monday night, no!" she shouted into the mic as the crowd cheered.
"Oh your answer is no. Well, Shano-O-Mac doesn't take no for an answer. No, no! I guess I'll have to break you down until you give me what I want!" he shouted in her face as Matt jumped in front of her and snatched the microphone.
"She won't be giving you anything! She has a match so let her wrestle and get this over with," Matt said.
"Yea! Over with!" Shannon said after Matt.
"Hardy, Jeff was lucky to not be hurt on Monday but I can't promise you the same if you don't get out of my face!" Shane said walking up on Matt.
"It's okay Matt. I can handle him" Tammy assured him and Shannon and they slid outside the ring and waited for the match to start.
"Hey Tammy, I believe you know I can play down and dirty when I need to. These people don't know the history between us. You have overlooked me for the likes of Jeff Hardy!" he said angrily as the crowd erupted into cheers and Tammy agreed smiling. "Matt Hardy!" he said holding up two fingers and looking at Matt outside the ring as the audience actually cheered causing Matt to shrug like he was all that. "Then there was Y2J and RVD!" he shouted holding up four fingers as the arena went crazy at the mention of Y2J and RVD. "Let me see, now you're dating John Cena?" he said holding up five fingers as the crowd erupted into, "Word Life! Word Life!"
"Wait a minute!" Tammy shouted grabbing the mic from Shane. "My personal life is none of your business. So, get Molly out here so we can get this match started" Tammy said getting impatient.
"Oh well see there appears to be a little change of plans! Since you said no, you will have a non-title match against the women's champ, Jazz!" Shane screamed in her face as her mouth fell open. Jazz's music hit as she, Victoria, and Steven Richard's came down to the ring. "One more chance Tammy. Say yes, and Molly will replace you in this match" Shane promised.
"Shane sweetheart. I know you want me to meet you in your room tonight" Tammy said looking scared as she eyed Jazz getting into the ring. She looked over at Matt and Shannon and turned back to Shane and smiled sweetly. "My answer is no! You can go to hell!" she yelled in his face and slapped him.
"Fine! You made this choice," Shane shouted holding his face. He turned to Jazz and said, "Destroy her ass!" he shouted as he jumped onto the outside of the ring next to Victoria and Steven Richard's. "Ring the damn bell!" Shane shouted as the ref climbed into the ring.
Tammy and Jazz tied up in the middle of the ring and Tammy got Jazz in a headlock. Jazz whipped her against the ropes and clotheslined her. She grabbed Tammy by the hair and threw her into the corner and kicked her in the stomach. Jazz then whipped her into the corner and ran into the corner and slammed her body against Tammy. Tammy fell onto the mat trying to catch her breath. Jazz put her foot on Tammy's chest for the pin. Tammy kicked out at 2.
"Come on Tammy! Use your head!" Matt shouted hitting the ring apron.
"Yea! Your head!" Shannon shouted right after Matt.
"Michael, this is about to get ugly," King said as Jazz elevated Tammy over her head and dropped her face first onto the mat. "Oh! Don't bruise the puppies!" King scowled.
"Jazz has definitely been the dominant one in this matchup," Michael said.
Jazz picked Tammy up and applied a backbreaker and went for the pin. Tammy raised her shoulder at 2. Jazz whipped her into the ropes and Tammy came off with a Tilt-O-Whirl. Tammy hit Jazz across the back and slammed her across the ring into the corner turnbuckle. Tammy put her foot on her throat and pressed down choking her as the ref counted. Tammy took her foot down and hit Jazz with a series of chops across the chest. Tammy then grabbed Jazz by the hair and pulled her in for devastating DDT. Tammy went for the pin but Jazz kicked out.
"Come on Tammy! Stay aggressive!" Matt shouted moving around the ring.
"Yea! Aggressive!" Shannon shouted right after Matt.
Tammy whipped Jazz against the ropes and Jazz came off with a crossbody. She grabbed Tammy and threw her into the corner and ran towards her as Tammy raised her right foot kicking Jazz in the face knocking her down. Tammy climbed the ropes and came off with a martial arts kick as Jazz stood up. Jazz went down and Tammy went for the pin. Jazz kicked out. Tammy whipped her into the ropes and landed a spinning heel kick
"Michael that was a move like RVD! This Tammy is extreme and as JR would say about RVD, "She has educated feet!" King laughed. "You think RVD taught her that move during one of their many private sessions?" King asked.
"I wouldn't know anything about that but she definitely has skills I knew nothing about," Michael Cole said shaking his head as Jazz pushed Tammy through the ropes to the outside. Victoria and Steven Richards started kicking her as Matt and Shannon ran after them. Shannon helped Tammy up and put her back in the ring. The ref was busy trying to break up Shane and Steven fighting with Matt. Shannon climbed the ropes and Jazz ran over to him trying to throw him off. He hit her in the stomach as she climbed the ropes in front of him. Shannon came down off the rope with Jazz putting her in a devastating powerbomb. Shannon slid out the ring hiding on side of the ring as the ref got back in seeing both Tammy and Jazz lying motionless. He started to count. Tammy got to her feet just as Jazz got up on one knee. Tammy climbed the ropes and hit Jazz with a Hurricuranna. Jazz rolled out the ring holding her head as Shane, Steven, and Victoria tended to her.
"Michael, I can't stand that Jazz! She's like the fever blister on the lip of life!" King complained.
"Jazz is one tough customer," Michael said as Jazz rolled back into the ring as Tammy applied kicks to her ribs.
Tammy grabbed Jazz by the arm and whipped her into the ropes and hit her with a kick to the midsection and grabbed Jazz from behind and driving her to the mat with 2 German Suplexes. Tammy went up top as Jazz stood and hit her and suplexed Tammy to the mat. Jazz grabbed her by the hair and shouted, "The bitch is back!" she laughed as she grabbed Tammy and applied the Camel Clutch.
"Get to the ropes!" Matt shouted hitting the ring apron. Tammy got close to the ropes but Jazz pulled her away. Tammy stuck her arm out and started reaching for the ropes. Matt got the refs attention and Shannon grabbed her arm and pulled her under the ropes causing Jazz to have to break the hold. Jazz grabbed Tammy and hit her with a bulldog across the ring. Jazz almost got a near fall on Tammy at 2 1/2. Shane yelled for Jazz to throw her outside the ring by him. Jazz pushed her through the ropes onto the outside. Shane grabbed her by the hair taunting her. He placed a kiss on her and she slapped him hard causing him to whip her into the security wall. He ran towards her to do more damage but Matt ran in front of her to see if she was okay.
"You can stop anytime Angelface" Matt whispered.
"Hell no! I'm going to beat this bitch!" Tammy said with a glazed over look in her eyes.
"What are you talking about?" Matt asked looking her in the eye. She got up and pushed him out of the way and climbed into the ring
Tammy ran at Jazz and tackled her as they exchanged blows as the audience started cheering. Tammy stood up and stomped Jazz. Tammy went to the corner and climbed the ropes and hit her with a head scissors takedown as Jazz stood. Tammy ran across the ring and kicked Victoria with a baseball slide. Shane and Steven screamed at the ref to control Tammy as they tried to pick Victoria up. As soon as they had Victoria up Tammy ran from across the ring and hit all 3 with a somersault plancha over the top rope.
"Wow! RVD and Jeff Hardy does that move Michael" King giggled.
"What are you trying to say King?" Michael accused.
"Well, just that maybe Tammy actually learned something from dating those two" King grinned as Jazz pounded Tammy across the back as she rolled back into the ring.
Tammy got up and they both exchanged blows. Jazz pushed Tammy backwards and grabbed her by the pants as Tammy rolled over onto her stomach. She pulled Tammy's pants down revealing her silver thong to Shane. She threw Tammy into the corner by Shane as he spanked Tammy on the behind a few times before Matt ran over and started going toe to toe with Shane.
"Whoo hoo! Tammy's a little bit cheeky tonight! I'd love to spank her bottom! I think I'm going to need a cigarette after this match Michael!" King shrieked leaning over the table staring at his monitor.
"Oh baby! Yes she is very cheeky King" Michael shouted.
"Michael? You looking at a woman?" King asked surprised.
"I like women King! She's definitely a woman!" Michael laughed as Tammy pulled her silver pants back up.
Tammy slid outside the ring by Shannon and crawled under the ring pulling a ladder out from under the ring. The crowd erupted into cheers as she slid the ladder into the ring as Jazz stood up. She rammed the ladder into Jazz's chest knocking her down. Tammy placed the ladder across Jazz's body in the middle of the ring. Tammy climbed up onto the ropes.
"Is she crazy! She's definitely a match for Jeff Hardy! They're both crazy!" King screamed standing up.
"What the hell?" Michael Cole shouted as he looked on in fear.
"Tammy no! Get down!" Matt shouted as Tammy did a perfect Shooting Star Press onto the ladder on top of Jazz. Tammy bounced off the ladder holding her stomach as she kicked the mat trying to catch her breath.
"Shit! Tammy! Are you conscious?" Matt shouted through the ropes as the crowd shouted, "Holy Shit! Holy Shit! Holy Shit!"
Steven Richards climbed onto the ring apron as Shannon ran and pulled his legs causing him to hit his face on the ring apron. Victoria ran into the ring as Tammy was standing up. Victoria pounded on Tammy's back and then kicked her in the ribs bringing Tammy to her knees. She grabbed Tammy and pulled her between her legs to put her in a piledriver. Tammy countered and flipped Victoria over her back and drug Victoria over to the ladder still lying on top of Jazz. She threw Victoria on top of the ladder and went to the corner and climbed the ropes again and hit a Swanton Bomb on Victoria. Tammy screamed loudly holding her back as she rolled around in the ring.
"Has she lost her mind!" yelled Michael Cole as chaos broke out outside the ring as Matt hit a Side Effect on Shane ringside by the announce table.
"Tammy are you crazy! She's lost it Michael! I don't care what JR says, this girl is extreme and I see why she dated the guys she did! I wonder if she's extreme in the bedroom?" King asked out loud. "What am I saying, of course she is! I need to see if she wants to have dinner after she's all healed up" Jerry shouted as the fans were screaming loudly over his shoulder, "Holy shit!"
Tammy stood up and pulled an out of breath Jazz from under the ladder as the ref crawled back into the ring. Tammy picked Jazz up on her shoulders and hit her with the F-U for the pin. Tammy was so out of it she just sat there as the ref raised her right hand in victory as she held her side with her left hand. All of a sudden 3-Minute Warning and Rico ran down to the ring. Matt and Shannon ran in and started fighting them only to be pounded on as Shane got on the ring apron directing them on what to do.
"What the hell are they doing here!" King shouted.
"I don't know but it appears that Shane has gotten them to do his dirty work" Michael said as Rico kicked Matt in the face with a martial arts kick knocking him into the corner.
Shannon was bodyslammed by Jamal as Rosey came off the top rope on top of him. Shannon rolled out the ring onto the floor gasping for air. Matt got up and threw Rosey outside the ring and hit Jamal from behind as Tammy sat the ladder up and climbed up top as Matt turned Jamal onto his back and Tammy jumped off the top of the ladder landing The Downfall Legdrop across Jamal's head and neck. The audience went wild as Tammy stood up holding her butt from the impact on Jamal as Shane came into the ring and hit Matt in the back of the head and started pummeling him as Rosey joined him. Rosey grabbed Tammy and put her over his shoulders into a Samoan drop. Shane stood over her laughing.
"You want to go against me? Huh? Then you'll learn the McMahon way of how we deal with employees who don't want to cooperate," he shouted down at her. "Destroy Hardy! Watch me destroy your little boyfriend over there" he shouted as Tammy tried to catch her breath.
"Boyfriend? I think he has him confused with Jeff, or is it Cena now" King said as Victoria and Steven Richards limped up the ramp after Jazz.
"Oh King this looks bad" Michael said looking on.
"I know! Look at poor Shannon Moore" King said looking down at Shannon trying to get up next to the announcers table.
Rico grabbed a chair and hit Matt across the back. Rosey, Jamal, and Rico stomped on Matt as Shane grabbed Tammy's head and forced her to watch.
"You see that? This is all your fault!" Shane taunted as he walked over and slapped Matt across the face as Rosey and Rico held him up. He pointed for Jamal to go up on the ropes as Rico and Rosey stretched Matt out in the middle of the ring holding him in place as Jamal came off the top rope onto Matt's torso.
"Ahh shit! Fuck!" Matt screamed holding his stomach trying to catch his breath as Tammy crawled over to him. Shane grabbed her by the hair and pulled her onto her back and told Rosey to go up top as he and Jamal held her down. Tammy kicked Jamal between the legs causing him to fall to his knees.
"Stop fighting the inevitable!" Shane shouted pulling her by the hair.
"No! Shane you're going too far!" Matt shouted as Rosey went through the ropes and started climbing onto the corner turnbuckle.
"I'm going too far?" Shane shouted at Matt as Rico ran over to Matt and stomped on his stomach causing him to scream out in pain.
The crowd erupted into cheers as Jeff Hardy and John Cena came running down the ramp.
"This is a madhouse tonight King!" Michael shouted.
"What's Hardy doing here? He belongs on Raw, but then again so do I" King said excitedly. "Maybe they'll even the playing ground!" King said as Jeff and John slid into the ring and started clearing the ring.
Shannon rolled into the ring and ran into the corner where Rosey was standing on the top rope and drop kicked him to the outside. Shane ran in and knocked John's legs from under him just as he was about to hit the F-U on Jamal. Tammy crawled up behind Shane and low blowed him bringing him to his knees. Jeff knocked Rico on his back and spread his legs wide.
"Lowblow!" Jeff shouted as he dropped his legs into Rico's crotch area causing Rico to scream and roll out of the ring.
Tammy crawled over to Matt who was sitting against the ropes gasping for air. She pushed his hair out of his face looking to see if he needed medical attention. She sat next to him and they watched as John F-U'd Jamal and Jeff hit Shane with the Twist of Fate. Matt stared at Jeff looking shocked that he'd used his move and crawled into the corner and climbed onto the ropes as Jeff stared at him. The arena got quiet as the fans wondered if Matt was going to aim for Jeff or Shane who was lying on the mat next to where Jeff was standing.
"Uh oh! This is something I never thought I'd see again. The Hardy Boyz in the same ring together! This spells bad news Michael" King said nervously.
"Well, everyone knows there's been a rift between Matt and Jeff Hardy every since Matt hit the Twist of Fate on Jeff and came here to SmackDown a few months ago. This is a moment the fans have been waiting for. Will Jeff get his revenge on Matt tonight?" Michael Cole said staring at Matt on the top rope.
"Tammy looks nervous doesn't she? You think she's scared all three will turn on her for dating them all at once?" King cackled.
"She hasn't dated the Hardy's in a while King. She's with Cena now," Michael added looking at John walking over to kneel next to Tammy.
"Come on Michael, she has sons with Matt and Jeff! You think it's easy to walk away from someone you have kids with? I mean it was easy for me because I'm the King but normal men aren't as strong as me" King quipped.
"I don't believe that King. They are just friends now," Michael said trying to smooth the situation over in case Matt, Jeff, Tammy, or John heard the commentary later.
"All I've got to say is, "Watch your back Cena! Those Hardy Boyz will stab you in the back!" King mocked.
"Oh stop it King!" Michael fussed.
"Hey, atleast I have the nerve to stab you in the front!" King laughed.
Matt and Jeff stared at each other a few seconds as John grabbed Tammy around the waist and pulled her into the opposite corner. Matt gave Jeff the Team Extreme sign and shouted "Ohhh!" as he hit Shane with a Swanton Bomb. The audience erupted into cheers as Matt stood up looking at Jeff as he held his side. They walked slowly towards each other and looked over at Tammy and John then back at each other. They opened their arms and pulled each other into a tight hug as the fans shouted, "Team Extreme! Team Extreme! Team Extreme!" Tammy limped over to them and hugged them as they embraced each other. They pulled Tammy in and kissed her on each cheek.
"I've heard rumors about them being into the group thing but this is ridiculous! Go get a room!" King bantered.
"You sound a bit jealous King" Michael said.
"Well, so what if I am! What does Tammy see in those two! You'd need an x- ray to see something in them!" King jeered. "I'm much more her type Michael" King grinned looking at the three of them looking at John in the corner.
Tammy walked over to John and hugged him and kissed him. Shane was crawling into the corner looking worn out.
"You put your hands on my girl punk? Huh fool?" John shouted grabbing Shane up and hitting him with the F-U as The Hardy Boyz music hit. They rolled out of the ring and all four hugged each other. John threw up his necklace and then threw up the Word Life sign. Matt and Jeff bumped their fists together as Tammy held up the Team Extreme sign. Matt and Jeff followed behind her throwing up the Team Extreme sign as they headed to the back.
"Wow! This was a hell of a match. After watching this match it make me remember why I do this job. This was a sensational match Michael!" King shouted.
"Yes it was! I have a feeling this isn't the last we'll hear of this situation" Michael said as they were signaled that they'd gone to commercial.
"I have a feeling that most of that match wasn't scripted" King said looking worried.
"Me too King, me too" Michael said sadly.
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"What the hell happened out there?" Torrie shouted as John helped Tammy into the women's dressing room.
"Shane lost his fucking mind!" Matt fussed walking into the room followed by Jeff.
"So, none of that was scripted?" Nidia asked smacking her gum.
"Hell no! They were really trying to fuck them up out there. John and I couldn't just stand by and do nothing. We may be jobless after tonight," Jeff said pacing as Adam burst through the door with Rey Mysterio.
"Dude! What the fuck was that?" Adam asked laughing. "You guys didn't tell me Jeff was jumping to SmackDown!" Adam said frowning at the purple bruises on Tammy's back and stomach.
"Adam! This wasn't a storyline. Shane really lost it out there! We actually fought him tonight," John said sitting in a chair holding his head in his hand.
"Fuck! No goddamn way!" Adam said walking over to Matt. "This true?" he asked.
"Yes, it's true" Matt said wiping his bruised forehead.
"Shit! Dude, I would have helped you guys if I knew it was real!" Adam said kicking a chair over.
"So, are you guys still working here?" Rey Mysterio asked as Tammy's cellphone started to ring.
"We don't know yet," Jeff said looking pissed.
"Answer your phone" Matt said looking at Tammy. She grabbed her bag and pulled the phone out and answered it.
"Hello?" she said only to move the phone away from her ear as Marie shouted obscenities in her ear. "Marie, you're pregnant, you can't fight anyone. I'm just a little banged up. I'll call you later to let you know everything, get some rest will you! Okay, we will. Talk to you soon Marie" Tammy said hanging up the phone and sitting it on the table.
"Marie freakin out?" John asked grinning.
"Just a tad" Tammy smiled.
"You flying to Cameron with us John?" Matt asked.
"I wish I could! I have three house shows this weekend. I'm possibly jobless but if not, I think I should go" John said. "I don't want to leave you alone though" John said putting his arm around Tammy.
"I agree that you should do the house shows," Tammy said looking at John. "I'll be fine. I'll say that I told you and Jeff to come down as part of the storyline that I added at the last minute," Tammy said. "I refuse to let you lose your jobs because of me. I'll come up with something for Matt and Shannon too," Tammy said standing up and grabbing her phone as Vince swaggered into the dressing room.
"Well, you boys have testicles the size of grapefruits! I see the fear in your eyes but yet you claim fear is only a four letter word!" Vince taunted.
"Vince, I'm not afraid to lose my job" Matt said standing up. "I've busted my ass for this company and if you want to fire me then I'll take it like a man but I wouldn't change anything I did out there tonight" Matt said leaning against the wall.
"Neither am I" Jeff said nodding. "I've put in my time to contribute to this company. That was my family out there. I knew it wasn't part of the script. Shane flipped out there," Jeff said picking up the chair that Adam kicked over and sitting in it.
"Ditto for me" said John. "I know I'm a rookie but I felt that Shane beating on a woman was wrong especially when it's not scripted and he intended to inflict real harm," John said as Adam nodded.
"Yea Vince, I mean Matt, Jeff, John, Rey and I have done nothing but do the storylines like we were told. This wasn't an act tonight. If I had known it was real, I would have went to help too" Adam told Vince.
"So would I" Rey Mysterio added.
"Well, I see your all sticking together on this. You got me high ratings tonight so you four and Shannon still have your jobs. John, you have to work this weekend and I expect to see you there. Plus, I had no idea about you and Tammy dating. I can thank the commentary team for that little tidbit" Vince grinned. "Tammy, you're off until next week along with Matt and Jeff. Shannon will replace Matt at the house shows this weekend. Now, if you'll excuse me I need to go have a talk with my son and a few other employees" Vince said buttoning his suit jacket before closing the door.
"Fuck!" Matt sighed. "That was close," he uttered leaning his head against the wall.
"Matt, I'm ready to go as soon as possible. Can we leave within the hour?" Tammy asked as she eyed the monitor on the wall as Stephanie was ranting in the ring.
"Yea, I'm ready to get home," Matt said following Jeff out the door. "Be ready in half an hour," he said over his shoulder.
"Well, I hope you feel better and take care of yourself" Adam said as he and Rey Mysterio left.
"Baby, you okay? I know you're trying to hide the pain but I know your hurting" John said hugging her gently.
"Yes I'm hurting bad but I can't let Matt or Jeff know. Matt fusses about me being too extreme like Jeff. I don't want to be fussed at tonight. I know it's coming," she said walking him to the door.
"I'll call you tomorrow first thing to check on you" John said kissing her on the lips.
"Thanks for everything. I really appreciate it," she said squeezing his hand as he stepped into the hallway.
"Bye baby" he replied walking down the hallway.
Tammy closed the door and smiled at Nidia and Torrie as she grabbed her bag and headed to the shower room. She took a card out of her purse and dialed the number on her cellphone from the card. A few seconds later a voice answered on the other end.
"Hello?" answered the voice on the other end. "Anyone there?" he asked.
"Umm, yes. It's." Tammy said clearing her throat.
"Tammy Littrell. I expected to hear from you sooner after seeing the live feed from the show earlier" Rod McMahon grunted.
"Well, I had to see a doctor right after the match. I was calling to tell you that I'm in" she said calmly.
"I know. I'll call you next week with details," he said. "By the way, I thought you were great coming off that friggin ladder" he laughed.
"Wow, you have a sense of humor!" Tammy laughed.
"On occasion. You won't see it too often," he said getting serious again.
"I have to go" Tammy said.
"Yea, I'm sure Matthew will give you a chewing out on the way home," he said quietly.
"Why do you say that?" Tammy asked.
"They both love you. Anyone who puts his or her career on the line loves you. I've got a feeling that Jeff will side with him on this one" he laughed.
"I don't think so," she said. "Talk to you soon" she said into the cellphone.
"Okay. Remember the words stubborn, princess and dynamite match" he laughed hanging up.
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"Shit!" Tammy screamed as Matt helped her get in the bed and accidentally touched her ribs.
"She okay?" Jeff asked walking into her bedroom holding Caleb and Callum.
"Yea, I touched her ribs by accident" Matt said sitting on the foot of the bed staring at her.
"Mommy" Caleb whined reaching for her.
"Mommy is sick right now. Daddy will take care of you until Mommy is feeling better" Jeff said bouncing him on his hip.
"He can sleep with me," she said fluffing a pillow next to her.
"You sure?" Matt asked standing up and walking over to her side of the bed.
"Yes" she replied taking Caleb and lying him on the pillow in the middle of the bed.
"Tammy, about the way you wrestle. I think you need to tone it down a little" Jeff said climbing into the bed lying Callum down next to Caleb.
"What? I can't believe you of all people are saying this to me" she said in shock.
"Well, Matt and I were talking earlier in the locker room and we both agreed it's time for you to stop wrestling altogether" Jeff said seriously. "I mean it's dangerous and we fear for your health" he muttered.
"You two have made this decision for me?" she said folding her arms looking at Matt.
"Well, your stubborn when it comes to listening when you're in the ring," Matt said.
Tammy was too busy listening to the word stubborn ringing in her ears. "Did you say stubborn?" she asked remembering what Rod had said to her.
"Yes, stubborn! You snapped on Jazz during the match, which is bad if you plan on wrestling. You got the ladder out after I was trying to tell you to just quit and let them win" Matt fussed. "I had a bad feeling about that match and sure enough, there were other people involved that could have injured you badly" Matt said.
"Tammy, you're important to us. We don't want you to be pummeled and beaten in the ring. You have Caleb and Callum to think about" Jeff said as she stared at him oddly. "I don't want to see you treated that way again. Ever!" Jeff said.
"Has Matt brainwashed you? The feeling you two had is the same feelings I go through everytime you two go in the ring" she complained. "You two put your lives on the line everytime you enter the ring. I deal with it! I just wish you two could see me as a person in this business that can work in the office as well as wrestle" she cried.
"You never wanted to wrestle before and now you act like you enjoy it! You're not the type I'd have imagined being in a wrestling ring" Matt told her.
"Where do you imagine me Matt?" she asked looking down at Caleb pulling her T-shirt.
"Well, maybe I'm wrong but you're just more the feminine princess type" Matt shrugged.
"Princess? Where have you guys been the past four and a half years? I'm far from being a princess" Tammy said sitting up on side of the bed. "I can't believe you just said that! I'm actually more of a tomboy than a princess! Hell, I can climb a tree with the best of them!" she shouted. "How do I look when I'm in the ring?" she asked looking at both of them.
"Well, like a WWE Superstar who's a member of Team Extreme. Maybe we see you as a princess because you're the mother of our kids and we're a little biased when it comes to seeing you as a wrestler. Look, I honestly feel as if you want to fight back against Shane and after last night, so do I" Jeff confessed.
"I agree with Jeff but I really don't want you in that ring. Granted you know what you're doing. Hell, you really knew what you were doing, I mean the way you came off that ladder with that Downfall Legdrop was awesome!" Matt shouted.
"Yea man, I thought she was going to hit the Swanton off the ladder" Jeff laughed.
"I was but I decided to try the legdrop and my ass and tailbone is paying the price! How do you guys do it?" she laughed.
"Whether we want to admit it or not you put on a dynamite match" Matt said sitting on the bed next to her.
"I was proud of it. Now all we need is Amy back and we're good to go. Dynamite huh?" Tammy laughed thinking of Rod.
"Yea, you two are phenomenal athletes who just so happen to be girls" Matt grinned as Tammy pushed him onto the floor. "What?" he shrieked.
"Women can be athletes just as well as guys man! Watch your mouth. I don't want my son being a male chauvinist like you" Jeff pointed at Matt as he climbed back onto the bed.
"Well, maybe I don't want my son wearing facepaint or black nail polish!" Matt teased.
"It's body art! I'm different and I'll be the first one to admit it but we all know I love my women!" he said making kissing noises at Tammy as she palmed his face playfully.
"Okay enough! You two are tripping! Back to the subject of me wrestling, I don't want to do it full-time but I wouldn't mind doing it on occasion" she explained.
"I guess I can agree with that" Matt nodded looking at Callum climbing over Tammy's legs reaching for him
"I called Rod last night. I told him I was in. I'll do anything to protect your jobs and our sons futures," said Tammy handing Callum to Matt.
"So, you're actually going to go through with it?" Matt asked motioning for her to scoot over in the bed.
"I don't think I have a choice now" she groaned as he made the bed move as he got under the cover with Callum.
"Sorry Angelface" he said apologetically.
"We're in this with you all the way" Jeff told her.
"I'm so glad to hear that because I need to get copies of some papers from Shane's safe and the only way to get access to his house is for him to invite me there" Tammy said.
"You don't plan on sleeping with him do you?" Jeff asked scooting under the covers and lying on a pillow.
"No way! I'll have to come up with something," Tammy said.
"When do you have to do this?" Matt asked.
"In a few weeks" she told him as she leaned back on the pillow and ran her fingers through Caleb's hair.
"I've got a plan," Matt said grinning deviously at Jeff and Tammy.
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No Mercy - 10/20/02 Little Rock, Arkansas
"Ahh Tammy! My secret weapon for ratings!" Eric Bischoff smiled as he pulled Tammy into a hug.
"Hello Eric" Tammy said as Jeff came up behind her making popping sounds with his bubble gum.
"Well, Hello Jeff! Fancy seeing you here" Eric grinned widely. "I'm totally on your side when it comes to this Shane situation. If you ever need any help I'm more than willing to help you out," Eric said flashing Rod McMahon's business card at them. "We're on the same side along with Paul Heyman. We report everything we see and hear to him" he whispered as he backed away from them and headed to his office.
"Shit! Rod has people on the inside. This guy is powerful" Jeff smiled.
"Yes he is! Well, you want to enjoy the show with me in my office?" Tammy asked.
"Yea, definitely. We can hang out and talk about everybody" Jeff grinned. "I'd loved to have had a match tonight" he fussed as Tammy found her assigned office.
"I can guarantee you'll have one at Survivor Series. How do you want it?" she asked sitting on the plush sofa.
"You serious?" he asked as she nodded. "Well, I'd like Bubba to be involved definitely. We work great as a team. Spike is a good one too. Ooh! A table match!" Jeff shouted scaring Tammy.
"I'll tell you what, you write it and I'll say I did" she told him.
"No shit? Okay" he said excitedly as he pulled his notebook out of his bag. "I just got some poetry in my head too! I'll be writing all night," he said pulling his legs up on the sofa and started writing. Every few minutes he'd stop writing, chew on the pen, pop his gum and then appear as if he'd gotten an idea and start writing again. Tammy shook her head and left him deep in thought in her office.
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"I'm baaack!" Marie shouted through the hair and make-up room door.
"Oh no! Go back where you came from!" Dena said wrapping a towel around Trish's head and guiding her to the styling chair.
"You know you missed me!" Marie said walking in and taking a seat next to Victoria.
"You feeling better?" Tammy asked as Marie took a magazine out of her lap.
"I feel 50% better. Still feel nauseated in the mornings. I got symptoms a week later! Never knew that was possible" Marie fussed. "I'm so frustrated too," she said fiddling with her hair.
"Well, I'm sure you'll get better because I'd hate to be around you if you get worse! I'd have to kill you" Dena teased.
"Really! Your attitude has to be gentler during this pregnancy" Trish grinned as Dena clipped her split ends.
"Watch it Trish. Your hair is wet, I'll throw you outside in the cold weather and let you catch pneumonia" Marie threatened.
"Damn! That's cold Marie!" Victoria laughed.
"Tammy, how are you feeling?" Dena asked. "I was so worried that night but I thought it was part of the show until Adam came by and told me. "Kathy was a nervous wreck after he told her," she said.
"When will she be back?" Victoria asked.
"Why? I'm not good enough for you?" Dena said placing her hand on her hip.
"No! You know I love you Dena!" Victoria shouted as she ran over to Dena and hugged her tight.
"Mrs. Goldberg to you" she said looking serious only to crack a huge grin a few seconds later after hearing herself say it out loud.
"You are so out there!" Trish taunted as Dawn Marie walked in rubbing her neck.
"Hey you guys!" she said taking a seat.
"You okay?" Victoria asked.
"Torrie beat me with a swinging neckbreaker and she almost snapped my neck" Dawn Marie groaned massaging her neck.
"I know! Sometimes she really gets into the match but she doesn't usually work stiff with me" Trish said as Dena continued to blow dry her hair.
"I need to go see Rob's match. You guys are too loud!" Victoria frowned looking at the monitor.
"Ooh, somebody has a crush" Dawn sang.
"Oh lord. Here we go" Marie said.
"What? He's cute," Victoria said.
"Umm hmm. Tammy could tell you all about it" Dena said starting to flat iron Trish's hair.
"Hey, that was in the past. As Dena would say, that was in my backsliding days" Tammy spoke up.
"Well, it never hurts to look" Victoria added.
"You'll definitely be satisfied Vicky" Dawn Marie grinned. "Nidia told me about you two in the bathroom" Dawn told Tammy.
"Oh my God! That was something neither of us planned" Tammy admitted.
"Hmm, I'm in line waiting to get into the bathroom only to hear, "Oh baby!" and "Oh Rob!" Marie scoffed causing everyone to laugh.
"Hey, we were having fun" Tammy said as Steph walked in.
"Hey girls. Everything okay in here?" Steph asked standing in the doorway.
"Everything is fine" Dena answered. "You need anything?" she asked Steph.
"No, I just heard giggling and decided to stick my head in to get a laugh too" she said eyeing Tammy and Marie.
"Oh well, in that case we were discussing Tammy and Rob screwing in the women's restroom a few months back" Marie said being messy.
"Oh, yes I remember that quite well" Steph said turning to leave. "Tammy, I hope you feel better" she said with a half grin.
"Oh I feel great, I like it rough like Matt, Jeff, and Rob" Tammy said unconcerned.
"Jeff was nothing but gentle with me" she bragged about to close the door.
"Actually, I was referring to their ring style not how they liked it in bed. But since you brought it up, if Jeff was always gentle, then I guess you didn't stoke his fire the right way," Tammy said over her shoulder as she continued flipping through a magazine.
"Oh, you think so?" Steph said walking back in.
"I know so. He told me about you and then he asked me to do him like he really liked it," Tammy said staring up at her.
"I wonder if John is rough" Steph said in a cocky tone.
"I can fix you up with him if you want me to. I'm not sure you're his type but stranger things have happened. Besides, I hear Paul is very well endowed" Tammy said flipping through the pages of the magazine in her hands.
"Hey! You stay away from Hunter!" Steph said grabbing Tammy's arm.
"Steph, get your hands off of me before I slap you into next week" Tammy said standing up and getting in her face.
"Hey! You just stay away from what's mine" Steph warned.
"Like you stay away from other people's man? You can trust me just as much as I trust you," Tammy said pushing past Steph leaving her fuming.
"Well, I guess she told you!" Dena laughed as Steph screamed and stomped her foot and ran out the room slamming the door.
"Damn! What a bitch!" Trish laughed.
"She'll get what's coming to her" Victoria grinned.
"Yea, she'll cross the wrong person one day" Dawn Marie added.
"That day may come sooner than she thinks," Marie added with a smug grin on her face.
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"Hey girly!" Chris shouted from the vending machine area.
"Hey Chris! What are you doing?" Tammy asked walking over to him.
"Trying to decide what I want to snack on" he said looking confused and finally pushing a number.
"You and Jay had a good match tonight" Tammy grinned.
"Yea, we are good as a tag team," Chris said leaning down to pick up a Milky Way candy bar. "Want a bite?" he asked as he tore the wrapper.
"No thanks" she smiled.
"Tammy! I need to talk to you" Shane McMahon said stopping short as he passed by.
"Okay, when?" she asked.
"Now, if you don't mind" he answered.
"Okay. Take care Chris" she said walking away and following Shane into one of the offices.
"Close the door" Shane told her as her leaned back on the desk.
"What is it?" she asked standing close by the door as she closed it.
"You can come closer. I won't bite you" Shane promised.
"Okay" she said sitting in a chair close to him.
"I want to apologize for my actions a few weeks ago. It was petty and childish and I won't let it happen again. So, I want you to know you no longer have to worry about me bothering you" he said staring at her.
"Shane, I hope that we can build a new friendship with no hidden agendas. I liked you as a person before you turned on me" she replied.
"Point taken. I've always been used to getting what I wanted. You tested that and it pissed me off" Shane declared.
"I never tried to piss you off Shane. I was being honest about my feelings" she told him.
"I know that. Can we build a new friendship starting today?" he asked.
"Sure, I'm willing to give you another chance" she smiled accepting his handshake.
"Great. Would you like to join me for dinner tonight?" he asked.
"Umm, tonight isn't good but maybe later in the week," Tammy said standing.
"Well, you'll be in Connecticut on Wednesday. Maybe we can have dinner at my house" he said setting off a bell in her head to take him up on his offer.
"Well, okay" she said thinking of a way to get to his safe.
"Well, I'll see you in a few days for dinner" Shane said placing his hand in the middle of her back as he walked her to the door.
"Bye" she said walking down the hall wondering how she was going to pull this off.
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"Shit! We have to put something in his drink" Jeff said pacing back and forth as Matt continued writing on a notepad.
"So, what do we do?" Tammy asked.
"Well, Rod gave Jeff and I the code to get into the house and the combination to the safe. You just need to make sure music is playing loud enough so that we can enter the house without him hearing the alarm beeping" Matt said tapping the pencil against the pad.
"Has Marie gotten what she needed from Vince yet?" Tammy asked nervously.
"We don't know yet. Rod hasn't heard from her or Adam and Jericho. Jay agreed to be the lookout man. I bet he's asleep right now" Jeff laughed.
"Lookout man! Jay will want to be in on the action. I know him!" Matt laughed.
"I heard that you can put a few drops of Visine into a persons drink and knock them out" Tammy offered.
"I heard about that but we don't want to kill him" Jeff laughed pulling a Walgreens bag out and emptying four bottles of sleeping pills onto the table. "Take your pick" Jeff said throwing his hands up.
"I'll crush three of them up and place them in a bag. You have to get it into his drink early into the night" Matt said placing three pills onto the table and crushing them.
"Okay. I need to go get dressed," she said heading to the closet. "Can you guys give me some privacy?" she asked walking out of the closet.
"Hey, we have to stay unseen. We're sharing this room with you remember?" Jeff said lying across the bed.
"Oh yea, nevermind" she said heading to the bathroom to get dressed.
"You're going to wear a leather skirt? You're asking for him to hit on you" Matt said leaning against the bathroom door.
"I can wear the brown and beige dress I bought today," she said looking at him.
"Naw. It may make him actually try to imagine what's underneath it" Matt grinned.
"You're no help Matt!" she smiled taking off her robe and slipping on the black leather skirt.
"Whoa! You're wearing thigh highs?" Matt asked as Jeff jumped off the bed and ran to the door.
"Let me see" Jeff grinned.
"You act like you haven't seen me in sexy underwear before" Tammy sighed raising the skirt up a little to connect them to her garter belt.
"You have about an hour and a half before you have to leave. Think you want to do a little something before you leave?" Matt asked looking at his watch.
"Like what?" she asked buttoning up her black and orange shirt.
"Us" Matt grinned pointing at himself and a smiling Jeff.
"No!" she yelled pushing past them both.
"Come on! We discussed it and agreed that we wanted to do it again" Matt said walking up behind her and kissing her on the neck while Jeff stood in front of her and caressed her face with his hands and kissed her gently.
"Oh my God! We cannot do this! You two have my nerves on end right now! I need to focus!" Tammy said running over to the table and grabbing her black leather jacket and pulling it on.
"Nervous? We'll be at his house around 10:30. You just have everything ready including him asleep" Jeff pointed pulling off his shirt.
"I will" Tammy said eyeing his flat stomach as he pulled his baggy jeans up. She grabbed her black purse and headed for the door.
"Tammy!" Matt called out causing her to jerk around and look at them. "The pills" he said picking up the miniature zip lock bag.
"Oh right" she said taking it from him as their hands grazed each other.
"Pull this off and we're out of here and off to Houston tonight" Jeff said pulling a sweater on.
"Yea, we'll have your bags in the car and we'll be ready to go after we get in that safe" Matt said taking out two little cameras and two pair of gloves.
"You don't need the actual papers like he said earlier today?" she asked.
"No, Rod told us what to do. Besides, if we took the papers he'd be coming after us within 24 hours" Jeff said taking a pair of gloves from Matt.
"Right. Okay, I can do this" she said taking a deep breath. "I'm out of here," she said heading out the door and closing it.
"You think she can do it?" Matt asked Jeff.
"I think she could do anything she put her mind to" Jeff nodded looking deep in thought.
"What's on your mind little bro?" Matt asked.
"Hell, I wanted some sex!" Jeff shouted at Matt.
"So did I!" Matt laughed. "You scared her off" he said grabbing his jacket and putting it on.
"Me? You're the one who blurted out our agreement on the threesome!" Jeff said grabbing his jacket.
"I was trying to be up front with her!" Matt argued.
"You know you have to bring her into it slowly. You had perfect access to her neck and you blew it! You should have kissed her on her sensitive spot and we'd be doing it right now" Jeff said shaking his head in disappointment.
"Hey! We still have tonight," Matt said as they grabbed the travel bags.
"She's aware of what we want now! She'll avoid us both. Thanks a lot Matt" Jeff said opening the door for Matt.
"Hey, I'll fix it okay. We're the only ones she'll do a threesome with anyway. She'll need some eventually. She lives right down the road from us!" Matt exclaimed as they headed down the hall to the elevators.
"I guess. All I know is that I need sex and soon or I'll die!" Jeff sighed as he pushed the down elevator button.
"You won't die! Trust me, she'll give in. I mean this is us we're talking about not some strangers" Matt grinned stepping onto the elevator behind Jeff.
"If you say so," Jeff said trying to focus on the job at hand instead of the bulge in his pants.
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"Tammy! Come on in!" Shane said helping her with her jacket.
"Thanks" Tammy said as he hung her jacket up.
"Come on into the living room" Shane motioned. She followed him into the room and accepted a glass of champagne from him as she set her purse on the table.
"You look nice tonight," she said eyeing his blue and brown designer shirt and blue jeans. "I feel like I'm overdressed," she said sitting next to him on the plush cream colored sofa.
"No, you look stunning" Shane said tapping her glass with his. They took a sip of champagne. "So, what did you think about my ideas at the meeting earlier? You think they were good, bad, excellent?" he said sounding cocky.
"Great. They were great Shane," she said looking around at the beautiful paintings hanging on the walls.
"My mother helped decorate this house" Shane smiled.
"Oh, very classy" Tammy smiled.
"Thanks. Would you like an appetizer?" Shane asked standing up.
"You're going to serve them?" she asked in shock.
"Yes. I gave the staff the night off," he said heading to the kitchen.
Tammy grabbed her purse and emptied the contents of the packet into his glass and swirled her finger around in it to mix it up. She stuffed the packet back into her purse and snapped it shut. He came back in and offered her a few appetizers.
"So, you're cooking?" she asked.
"Yea. Surprised?" he asked drinking his glass of champagne and sitting it down on the table.
"A little" she said glancing at the clock on the wall that read 8:41. She hoped the sleeping pill would kick in within the hour.
"Let's go into the dining room. I hope you like grilled salmon" he said leading her into the dining room. "Have a seat. I'll get the food," he said pouring her a glass of wine at the tiny bar.
"No thanks. I've already had champagne" she smiled.
"Hey, this is a night of new beginnings. Drink up" he said pouring himself a glass. Shane served dinner and they had a decent conversation about the business. They exchanged funny road stories to funny moments in matches including her spanking by him. After dessert Shane appeared to look tired. Tammy was sleepy from the two glasses of wine she'd had herself. She glanced at the clock and saw that it read 9:56.
"You appear to be a little sleepy," Tammy said standing up to leave.
"No! Atleast help me to my room. I drank a few beers before you got here. I was a little nervous" he grinned.
"Oh. There was no reason to be nervous," she said coming around the table and helping him out the chair.
"Well, you definitely put me at ease once you got here" he said smiling as they headed up the stairs.
"That's good to know. Where is your room?" she asked as they got to the top of the stairs. Whoa!" she said grabbing Shane as she almost lost her balance. "I think I'm drunker than I thought" she laughed.
"Me too" Shane laughed pushing his door open.
"Nice room" Tammy said looking around and guiding him over to the king sized bed. He sat down and tried to reach over and pull his shoes off and fell onto the floor as she turned the stereo on and popped in a jazz CD. "Shane!" Tammy giggled trying to pick him up and put him in bed.
"You are so breautiful" he slurred throwing his arms around her causing her to fall onto the bed under him.
"Shane! You're heavy," she said trying to scoot from under him as he snored on top of her. She tried to catch her breath and tried to push him off of her again. Suddenly he woke up looking down at her.
"You find me attractive?" he asked.
"You're an attractive man," she said trying to pull her sleeve from under his elbow.
"I think you're so sexy. I dreamed of being with you like this except that it was at the other house in the bed with the big pillows. I guess this one will have to do" Shane said kissing her hungrily.
"Oh my God! What should I do?" Tammy thought to herself. Should I scream or go along with it until he falls asleep? Oh no! It's not even 10:30 she thought glancing at the clock. Damn! 10:24. He can't last much longer. Come on Matt and Jeff, I've got him upstairs.
"Your lips are so soft and fluffy" Shane whispered running his index finger across her lips. "Kiss me Tammy" he said leaning down and brushing her lips lightly. He deepened the kiss and pushed his tongue into her mouth. He felt her stiffen under him and pulled back. "Don't be nervous, we don't have to do anything you don't want to do" he said as he kissed her down her neck. "Does that feel good baby?" he asked against her neck.
"Yes Shane" she answered trying not to react to his soft kisses. "Please let him pass out before I have to have sex with him" she thought.
Shane licked down her neck down between her breasts. He noticed her increased breathing. He kissed her on the lips as he unbuttoned her shirt.
"Shane, we can't," she said reaching for his hands.
"Relax, it's okay," he said caressing her thigh. He kissed her deeper causing them both to be out of breath. He unbuttoned his shirt halfway but decided it was taking too long so he pulled away from her and pulled the shirt over his head and tossed it onto the floor. He started kissing her again. He started unbuckling his brown belt and undoing his blue jeans. He continued kissing her until she pulled away.
"Shane! We need to stop. This is wrong. We're both drunk" she whined pushing him away.
"Baby, I want to feel your warmth so bad" he said looking into her eyes. "Please let me have you," he said sliding down between her legs and pulling her panties to the side.
"Shane no!" she tried grabbing his head but he grabbed her hands so she scooted up onto the bed. He climbed up on top of her and grabbed her by the face.
"Stop fighting this!" he slurred. He grabbed a condom off the nightstand and started fiddling with it.
"Shane, I don't want to do this," she said nicely hoping Matt and Jeff would just show up. She realized the room was starting to move. "What the hell?" she murmured as she realized her head was pounding!
"I want to make love to you" Shane whispered trying to kiss her.
"Shane, something is wrong with me" Tammy slurred no longer being able to control her mouth.
"Just relax and let the sedative take affect. It's just a form of a muscle relaxant" he said as she fought to keep her eyes open.
"Shane are you crazy?" she uttered as he slid the condom on and kissed her passionately as she closed her eyes and fell asleep.
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"Tammy! Wake up!" Jeff shouted slapping her in the face.
"What is it?" she moaned grabbing her head with her right hand.
"Can you walk?" Jeff asked pulling her from under Shane.
"I don't know" she moaned.
"Jeff! Come on!" Matt whispered from the doorway.
"She's out of it Matt! Something's wrong" Jeff whispered back.
"What?" Matt asked walking into the room turning a snoring Shane over. "What the fuck? He's wearing a fucking condom! Tammy!" Matt shouted walking around to her and grabbing her face. "Tammy! Look at me! Did you sleep with Shane?" Matt yelled in her face.
"I don't know," she cried. "Muscle relaxant" she whispered.
"Shit!" Jeff muttered tossing her over his shoulder.
"There's sperm in the condom" Matt said quickly turning his head away. "Let's get the fuck out of here" he said waving to Jeff.
"My purse" Tammy mumbled as they headed down the stairs.
"Where is it?" Matt asked.
"Living room sofa" she said trying to lift her head. "What time is it?" she asked.
"10:46" Jeff said.
"I was awake at 10:27" she groaned.
"So, he only had about ten minutes to take advantage of you" Jeff said as Matt opened the front door.
"It only takes a few minutes to get off Jeff!" Matt fussed getting in the car and starting it up.
"I don't think he penetrated me," Tammy said leaning on Jeff in the backseat.
"How do you know?" Matt asked.
"A woman can tell if she's had sex. If he did he must have been really small because I don't feel like I've had sex. I do have spermicide from the condom on my leg though" she said wiping her thigh.
"Maybe he fell asleep before getting inside you" Jeff said rubbing his chin as he looked out the window.
"Well how did he cum?" Matt asked looking at Tammy in the rearview mirror.
"Trust me, I didn't help him. Maybe he just grinded on me which explains why my leg was greasy" she said reaching into her purse for a tissue to wipe her thigh. "Shit! My leather jacket!" she shouted.
"It's gone now. We'll get you another one. We have a flight to Houston within the hour and to Cameron 4 hours after we arrive in Houston. We're going to be moving pretty fast. We'll get this to Rod and be home by noon," Matt said noticing a new message on his cellphone. He played the message so he could hear it on the speakerphone while he drove.
"Matt! Dude! This has been a total heinous night! I've been chased by freaking guard dogs for the past 15 minutes! Run Adam!" Jay shouted.
"Go Jay! Drive!" Marie screamed, as the sound of dogs barking grew closer.
"What the fuck junior! You were just going to fucking leave me?" Jericho shouted. "Run to the left Adam!" Jericho laughed.
"So dude, like I was saying, if I don't make it back in one piece tell Trish that I love her" Jay whined.
"Go! Go! Go!" Marie shouted as the sound of a door slamming in the background was heard.
"What the hell! You guys totally left me out there with those beasts from hell!" Adam fussed. "I need a fucking drink!" he sighed.
"Hell, Assclown here was about to leave me too! I say we throw his ass to the Doberman's" Jericho yelled.
"You guys stop arguing before I kill you all! You got the cameras Chris?" Marie asked.
"Of course, I'm not a fuck up!" Chris answered.
"I wonder how Matt, Tammy, and Jeff came along tonight," Adam said aloud.
"Hell, she probably getting some right now!" Marie laughed. "Shane may not fall for the sleeping pills in your drink bit. She'll get some tonight. If I find Shane attractive, I know she does. We used to check him out. I think she should go on and get a piece of that" Marie laughed.
"I don't think so, she has better taste than Shane" Jericho argued.
"How do you know?" Adam asked.
"She was with a sexy man beast like me! I spoiled her for other men! A woman like that you have to be gentle with" Chris bragged.
"Dude! You slept with her once and she was drunk!" Jay laughed.
"Hey! We slept together 6 times that night and twice in the building during Raw! You think I'd tell you jackasses everything!" Chris asked.
"Damn! I had no idea!" Marie giggled. "She kept that from me! That little slut! I bet she's screwing Matt or Jeff right now!" Marie chuckled.
"Or both!" Adam laughed out loud. "You remember that morning before Wrestlemania 17 that we caught the three of them naked in her house after having a threesome? That was classic!" Adam snickered.
"Yea, I was like ooh, can I join?" Jay laughed.
"What a punk you two are! I would have taken her to another room and showed her what a real man was like!" Jericho boasted.
"So, she's good in bed?" Adam asked.
"Do I want to hear this?" Marie groaned.
"Well, she has multiple orgasms when you hit that spot just right! I was like that's what keeps Matt and Jeff going back for more" Jericho said. "Hey, make a right up here Jay" he shouted.
"What about the orgasm? I heard she cum's like a man sometimes," Jay said.
"Who told you?" Jericho asked.
"Matt did" Adam answered.
"Yea, he was like talking about it starting when she was pregnant. How he was clutching the sheet's like a little bitch!" Jay laughed.
"Oh yea! She told me about that!" Marie laughed. "Jeff also admitted that he did it with her while she was a few months into her pregnancy at his new house. I think they'll all end up in one big orgy!" Marie giggled.
"You think Amy and Tammy are doing each other while Matt and Jeff watches?" Jericho asked.
"If they aren't then Matt and Jeff are both stupid! Two hot women? If they are willing to try, go for it" Adam said.
"Adam you need to be quiet. You asked Kathy to be with another woman?" Marie asked.
"Umm, well maybe" he said boldly.
"Hmm, she cussed you out huh?" Marie said.
"Yea, basically" he laughed.
"Man, what about Jeff's new girlfriend? She's hot. Get her, Amy, and Tammy drunk! Shit instant orgy for Matt and Jeff!" Jericho added.
"Holy shit!" Jay screamed.
"What man?" Adam asked leaning over the seat.
"What?" Marie asked sitting up in the passenger seat.
"Why are you looking as if you've done something stupid?" Jericho asked in a warning tone.
"Dudes, I was like leaving a message on Matt's cellphone and you guys got in and started yelling at me and I forgot to hang the phone up. I think it's still recording us," Jay said in a hoarse voice.
"What! Fuck!" What did I say?" Adam shouted.
"Tammy's going to kill me!" Marie groaned. "I'm sorry girl! I didn't mean it!" she cried.
"Damnit! Jay you are such an Assclown!" Jericho shouted slapping him upside the head.
"Oww! Stop hitting me! I'm driving here you idiots!" Jay shouted.
Beep! "End of message" the voicemail recording said.
"You told them about our sex life Matt?" Tammy shouted popping him in the back of the head.
"You told Marie! Plus you told her you cheated on me with Jeff!" Matt argued turning to look at her.
"You knew about that! You cheated with a fan! We were even! I didn't tell Marie! She said Jeff did!" she shouted back.
"You screwed Jericho more than once! You lied to me!" Matt huffed.
"We slept together on two occasions! It just so happens he can get it up a lot in a short period of time" she shouted.
"Oh, so you're saying I can't?" Matt yelled.
"Knock it off you two! You're acting like your still together for christsakes!" Jeff screamed. "Both of you just shut the fuck up!" he screamed as both of them stared at him in shock. "I feel like the mediator in a troubled marriage! You two are driving me crazy! Yes, we all screwed each other! We still are! Let's just admit it!" Jeff said leaning over the seat. "You two are still fucking and so are we" he said pointing at himself and Tammy. So, basically we never stopped sleeping with each other right Tammy?" Jeff asked as she sat back in the seat.
"You've been sleeping with Jeff and me?" Matt asked looking at her in the rearview mirror.
"Not all the time. Maybe once every two months" Tammy answered looking out the window.
"Not between you and Matt, I'm referring to us!" Jeff said leaning over her. "Tell him!" he shouted.
"Oh okay! We do it almost every chance we get!" she screamed. "You satisfied Jeff?" she said frowning.
"This is funny as hell! We are all cheating on the people we're dating to be with each other" Matt laughed turning into the airport.
"I'm single. John sees other people," Tammy said quietly.
"So, we're the only cheaters in the bunch" Jeff said staring at her.
"I didn't say that" Tammy said finally looking at him.
"So, you thought you were getting special treatment over me?" Matt asked Jeff.
"I did" Jeff said looking at Tammy with a hurt look on his face.
"Jeff, I wasn't sleeping with Matt then. It was just you. We slept together maybe three months ago once. When we started getting back to being friends it happened how many times Matt?" she said looking at him.
"Three or four times" he answered as he parked the car.
"So are you both mad at me now?" she asked.
"No" Matt answered. "You mad Jeff?" he asked looking at a brooding Jeff.
"I'm a little pissed but I'm sleeping with Elizabeth so I can't be too mad" he said looking at Tammy and Matt. "I know what'll make me feel better" he grinned.
"What?" Tammy asked.
"Some really good makeup sex" he grumbled.
"Oh boy! I hope you and Matt enjoy each other!" she said getting out the car.
"Come on sweetie! You know you want to" Jeff laughed getting out of the car.
"Can you open the trunk Matt?" she asked ignoring Jeff.
"Yea. So, you plan on continuing to do us both?" Matt asked.
"No. It stops tonight" she answered.
"Hey, don't be so harsh! We didn't say we wanted it to stop" Jeff said caressing her back.
"Do you guys realize that we have a strange relationship? Most people think we're freaks. What do you guys plan on doing after you get married?" she asked.
"I don't know" Jeff shrugged.
"Matt?" she asked turning to him.
"I guess stop sleeping together," he said looking at her sadly.
"Exactly! We need to stop. We're addicted to each other," she said grabbing her bag and heading into the airport.
"Hey! Since this is it let's join the mile high club together" Jeff grinned putting his arm around her.
"You never quit do you?" she smiled.
"No. You game?" he asked as Matt caught up with them.
"I don't know. I'll have to think about it," she said as Matt opened the door for her.
"I think we should do the threesome and get it out of our system" Matt said. "We have 3 days just to get it on," he said to Tammy and Jeff.
"I'm game if you are" Jeff said staring at Tammy.
"If I didn't love you two so much I'd say hell no but after this no more sneaking around," she warned them.
"No more sneaking around" Jeff promised.
"You hid it well bro" Matt said complimenting Jeff.
"Thanks, so did you" Jeff laughed.
"Not as good as Tammy here" Matt said grabbing her left hand.
"She'll never get enough of us" Jeff bragged grabbing her right hand.
"Whatever!" she laughed pulling her hands away from both of them and heading up the escalator.
"You'll be back," Matt said in a cocky tone stepping on the escalator a few steps behind her.
"She always comes back" Jeff grinned stepping onto the escalator.
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SmackDown - October 29
Halloween Taping
"Bitch better have my money!" Faarooq shouted as he walked through the door with his pimp costume on.
"What the hell?" Bradshaw laughed taking off his cowboy hat and pointing to his chaps. "Man, you look great!" he laughed looking at Faarooq.
"So do you" Faarooq laughed taking his hat off showing Bradshaw the feather in it.
"Hey guys, you look nice," Trish said in her shiny pink mini dress.
"Damn! Who are you supposed to be?" Faarooq asked staring at her cleavage spilling out the top.
"Marilyn Monroe man!" Bradshaw answered.
"No, actually I'm Pamela Anderson and Jay is Kid Rock" she laughed.
"Umm, even better" Faarooq grinned.
"Tammy! Over here!" Trish shouted as Tammy pulled Marie through the door.
"Who the hell is she supposed to be?" Faarooq asked as Marie approached them wearing a leather outfit and gloves.
"Damn! That looks like one of Rikishi's leather outfits" Faarooq laughed noticing Rikishi Wear on the jacket.
"Hey! I'm about to back that ass up!" Marie laughed backing up to them.
"Girl, you sick!" Bradshaw laughed.
"That's definitely unique" Trish laughed.
"Tammy, you look like. "Faarooq said trying to think staring at her beige pants and vest with the suede shingles.
"Umm, the white guys sister, umm." Bradshaw said snapping his fingers.
"Janet Jackson!" Bradshaw and Faarooq said at the same time.
"Very good!" Tammy laughed.
"She was going to be an angel but she didn't want to push it" Marie laughed as Rikishi walked in and pulled his shades down eyeing her outfit.
"No you didn't!" he laughed.
"Yes I did!" she chuckled.
"You look nice. Blonde hair and everything" he laughed. "Oh hell no!" he laughed as Jazz and Victoria walked in dressed as catholic schoolgirls.
"They look nice though," Bradshaw said staring at their legs as they walked by.
"I think I've lost my mind!" Trish sang in a high pitch.
"All the things she said, all the things she said, all the things she said running through my head" Tammy sang as Marie joined her and then Trish.
"What the hell is wrong with you girls?" Jeff and Matt walked up as they were singing.
"They're TATU. The lesbian group that sings Victoria's theme music" Trish answered.
"Oh! Damn!" Faarooq said nervously lighting a cigar.
"You guys are vampires?" Tammy asked looking at Matt and Jeff.
"Yea, Jay was going to be one too but he bailed on us," Matt said holding a cup filled with fake blood.
"Jeff you are freaking me out" Dena said staring at his white contacts.
"Dena, you're scaring me," he said looking at her pimp outfit.
"Where is Jay? He looked like Kid Rock. Trish, where is my money? You been with Jay too long not to have made me some money, don't make me take my shoe off" Dena teased.
"I'm not a hooker! I'm Pamela Anderson!" Trish fussed
"Girl, same thing. You didn't know that's what she was?" Dena said laughing as Kurt Angle came in dressed normally in his wrestling attire.
"Umm Kurt, baby this is a Halloween party. Why aren't you dressed up?" Marie asked rubbing his head.
"I am dressed! I'm an Olympic Gold Medalist. I won these baby's strictly by following the 3 I's, Intelligence, Intensity, and Integrity," he said holding up his gold medals. "I won these with a broken freakin neck using my athletic ability" he bragged walking off.
"Damn man! You need an enema! You uptight as hell!" Bradshaw shouted after him lighting a cigar.
"Yo shorty, come here!" John shouted from the door.
"Who is he?" Marie laughed as Tammy left out the door with John.
"Eminem" Dena laughed.
"He'll probably do a rap show later" Jeff laughed.
"Man, these fangs are like killing me!" Adam said walking up with a gothic outfit on complete with a flowing cloak.
"You look fine without them my sweet Angelus" Kathy smiled as she pulled out her stake to go with her Buffy the Vampire slayer ensemble.
"Hey guys!" Stacy Keibler waved as she pulled Andrew across the dance floor.
"Aww she's a cute go-go dancer. Look at those legs!" Matt whistled.
"I'm trying to figure out Andrew's outfit" Jay frowned walking up to Trish eyeing Andrew's jeans and skintight shirt.
"He's a frickin bouncer," Tazz said passing by.
"Oh!!!" everyone said.
"Is there any beer at this party? What! I say is there any beer at this party," Austin said walking over to them.
"Hey Steve, what are you?" Jay asked eyeing his shorts and jacket.
"I'm a deer hunter son," he said pointing to his hat that said, "Deer Hunter" across it and his fake gun in his hand.
"Hey everybody" Dawn Marie said twirling around in her Playboy bunny outfit.
"Nice Dawn" Jay said as Trish pinched him on the arm.
"Oh wow! Elmer Fudd and Bugs Bunny!" Kurt Angle grinned pointing to Austin and Dawn Marie as he walked by and stopped.
"I'm a deerhunter you jackass!" Austin said hitting him with his hat then stuck it in his face to read the hat and walked over to Debra who was dressed as Bambi.
"What did I say?" Angle asked innocently.
"I'm a Playboy Bunny Kurt!" Dawn fussed walking off as Angle followed her trying to apologize.
"I'm the King of the World!" Jericho shouted walking in wearing a pair of black leather pants and a black see-through shirt.
"Hey Chris. Who are you?" Jeff grinned.
"I'm that totally sexy beast who sings lead for Fozzy!" Jericho bragged.
"Chris you do realize you're the lead singer of Fozzy? I mean I just want to make sure you don't need a psychiatrist for your split personality. Maybe you been drinking before the party, give me a damn beer!" Bradshaw told him.
"Of course I know who I am, and I don't have any beer Junior!" Chris laughed. "Where is Tammy?" he asked.
"Somewhere around here with Cena" Matt answered taking a sip from his cup.
"Dude! What are you drinking? Fake blood?" Adam laughed.
"Yea, you're so looking like Gangrel right now!" Jay teased.
"It's tropical punch Kool-Aid guys!" Matt laughed.
"Oh, well give me some Kool-Aid" Faarooq said sticking out his cup. "Wait a minute!" he said taking a swig from the cup. "Okay, don't want beer mixed in with my Kool-Aid" he laughed as Matt tipped the cup and halfway filled Faarooq's cup.
"Damn man! Where the sugar at?" Faarooq scowled after sipping it.
"I was low on sugar" Matt shrugged.
"Welcome to the WWE Halloween Party!" Steph screamed through the microphone on the stage. "Here to perform live for us is, "Saliva!" she screeched moving to the side of the stage and walking down the stairs to dance with Paul who was dressed like Tarzan.
"Oh man!" she's dressed like a witch!" Trish laughed.
"They say your costume reflects your personality" Jeff said taking off his contacts and switching them for another pair.
"What are you doing?" Adam asked.
"I'm going to be Willow the Whisp" Jeff laughed grabbing a mask out of his cape pocket. "It's enough regular vampires in here," he said pointing to Al Snow who looked like a vampire as well.
"You still look good Jeff!" Marie said rubbing his back.
"I may just be myself and be the lead singer of Peroxwhy?gen" he laughed as Tammy and John walked up.
"Hey Willow" Tammy laughed eyeing Jeff.
"Yo! Steph is a witch?" John laughed.
"That's what we were just saying" Jeff nodded. "Uh oh, here she comes" Jeff said turning his head.
"Hey, the gangs all here" Steph grinned holding on to Paul tightly. "Tammy don't you make a cute little Janet Jackson!" she smiled. "Too bad they were out of the hooker costumes," she said smugly.
"Thanks Steph, and your outfit is so. appropriate" Tammy smiled as Paul started laughing then tried to contain himself.
"Hunter!" she shouted at him. "Anyway, you guys enjoy yourselves. John, I'd like to see you in my office next week. I'm going to give you that push Tammy was asking for," she said eyeing John's crotch.
"Aight. I'll see you next week," John said stepping behind Tammy as Steph looked back up at his face.
"See you then" she waved pulling Paul out onto the dance floor.
"Was she staring at my dick with her man right there?" John asked in shock.
"Yep" Dena replied.
"She is truly a dirty, filthy, rotten, brutal, bottom feeding." Chris started.
"Ho!" Dwayne said throwing his arms around Chris.
"Dwayne!" Marie and Dena yelled and ran to give him a hug.
"You know I couldn't miss a good Halloween party and miss out on the opportunity to talk about everybody!" he laughed shaking hands and hugging everybody. He stopped when he got to Tammy. "Hey Janet" he grinned.
"My name isn't Janet" she smiled.
"Is it Ms. Jackson if I'm nasty?" Dwayne laughed.
"Very funny!" she said giving him a hug.
"I missed all of you guys," Dwayne said pulling away from Tammy.
"Who are you for Halloween?" Tammy asked eyeing his beige and brown trimmed sweater vest and beige pants.
"Don't pretend like you don't know," he said backing up with his arms spread. "I'm Superfine Man" Dwayne laughed.
"You would be the only person egotistical enough to come as a superhero you made up" Jericho scoffed as Hurricane Helms walked up in his Hurricane outfit. "Make that one of two egotistical people!" Jericho shouted.
"Who are you guys talking about?" Shane Helms asked as Shannon Moore walked over dressed like a priest.
"Oh no! A cross! Run Matt!" Jeff turned to Matt as Matt cowered away from Shannon and Jeff covered him with his cape.
"Very funny guys!' Shannon said dashing holy water on them from his flask.
"What's been going on?" Dwayne asked staring at Marie's Rikishi outfit. "Girl, you have lost your mind? Nobody but you could come up with that idea" he laughed looking at Rikishi.
"Well, I need to be comfortable because I'm pregnant!" Marie told him.
"Bullshit!" Dwayne said looking at everybody for confirmation. "Oh damn! Come sit down and tell me everything" he said pulling Marie over to a table.
"Tammy are you okay?" Jeff whispered in her ear.
"Yes, I'm great. Never better actually" she said rubbing his arm.
"You're not going to snap are you?" Matt asked walking over to her and Jeff.
"No you guys. I'm fine. Thank you so much for caring" she said hugging them both. "I'm going to go have a good time," she said as John pulled her onto the dancefloor.
"So, you nervous about old boy being back" John nodded towards Dwayne.
"Not really. He's shaved his head bald. He's not as cute as before" she grinned.
"Oh, that's cold! You wrong for that" John laughed.
"How are you and the girl back home?" Tammy asked.
"Well, she agreed to go out with me" he blushed.
"Good for you!" Tammy told him.
"Yea, she finally going to give a thug a chance" he said.
"John, you come off as a tough thug but your just a big teddy bear" Tammy teased.
"Shh, girl! Don't be saying that all loud!" he said trying to cover her mouth as the DJ took over and started playing "Get Busy" by Sean Paul. "Oh shit! That's my song" John said dancing around Tammy.
"Every song is your song!" she laughed as Jericho, Jacqueline, Dawn Marie, Trish, Jay, Dena, Matt, Rikishi, and Victoria made a circle and started dancing like the people in the "Get Busy" video.
"Baby, I know you can do this dance" John pointed to the circle.
"You want to show them how it's done?" Tammy asked.
"Hell yea!" John said pulling her to the circle as Jerry Lawler walked by in a polyester suit. "Yo King, what the hell is that?" John pointed to the suit.
"My costume!" King giggled.
"What the hell are you?" John shrieked.
"What else? A dirty old man!" King laughed walking off.
"Yo! That's foul man!" John said frowning. "He came as himself" he said pulling Tammy across the floor to the circle of dancers.
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"Torrie, you look so cute!" Stacy said eyeing Torrie's pink J-Lo outfit while applying lipstick in the mirror of her little compact.
"Yea, it was Billy's idea to come as J-Lo and Ben" Torrie giggled.
"Hey girls!" Nidia squealed running over to them in her black leather pants with a pair of thongs over them.
"Wow Nidia, you look beautiful. Who are you?" Stacy asked touching her straight blonde wig.
"I'm Britney Spears from the "Slave for You" video and Jamie is Justin, before the breakup" Nidia grinned.
"Oh how cute!" Torrie whined.
"Hey Tammy, want to go up on stage and do some Janet, J-Lo, and Britney moves?" Torrie asked.
"Most definitely! I'm there!" Tammy said walking down the hall. She walked into the sitting area and sat down on the couch and rubbed her feet.
"You certainly look nice tonight," Shane McMahon said leaning against the doorjamb.
"Hey Shane" she said looking away considering she'd avoided him for over a week since she left his house.
"Why won't you return my phone calls?" Shane asked sitting on the table in front of her.
"I think you know why" she said rubbing her feet.
"Yea we were both drunk," Shane said.
"Shane, you drugged me," she said looking into his eyes.
"It was just something to relax you" Shane said grabbing her foot and massaging it.
"Shane don't!" she said trying to pull her foot away from him.
"Stop fighting me. I just want us to enjoy each other's company like that night," Shane said pulling her beige boot off and massaging her arch.
"Shane, nothing happened that night. You passed out" Tammy informed him.
"Yea, after I came from making love to you" he smiled.
"Shane, we never did it!" she screamed.
"Tammy, we had sex. You responded to me. You kissed me back," he said confused.
"I passed out for only 10 minutes," she said snatching her foot away.
"Well, I was a little anxious and I apologized for that" he grinned shyly.
"Shut up!" she screamed covering her ears. "Nothing happened that night! You hear me? Nothing!" Tammy shouted putting her boot back on.
"Why are you denying this?" Shane asked.
"I wasn't conscious Shane! You took advantage of me!" she said standing in his face.
"You wanted it! You got yours," he said.
"Got what?" she asked.
"You came. So did I. We enjoyed it" Shane said twining his finger in her hair.
"Don't fucking touch me! You're a liar!" Tammy said pushing him to the side.
"You can run but you can't hide from this" Shane said.
"You know what Shane? I did find you attractive. If you would have approached me in a nicer way, eventually I may have slept with you but now you've ruined any chance of that" she said walking out.
"Hey! In case you want your jacket back, it's in the limo out back" he said.
"You can keep it," she said continuing to walk away.
"See you soon!" Shane hollered.
"Whatever!" she said walking into the party room just in time to catch Jay onstage singing "Cocky" by Kid Rock. She laughed out loud as he bobbed his head and grabbed his crotch everytime he said the word cocky.
"Wanna dance?" Dwayne whispered over her shoulder.
"Not to his singing" she giggled.
"Hey Tammy! The DJ has some Janet Jackson songs for you to look over," Nidia said.
"Okay. I'll be right there," Tammy shouted over Jay's cracking voice.
"Why don't you do, "All 4 U or Rhythm Nation" Dwayne said sipping on his punch.
"I don't know what songs the DJ has" Tammy said purposely not looking at him.
"I personally like "Would You Mind?" he whispered against her ear.
"I just bet you do" she said in an unemotional tone. "See you later Dwayne" she said heading over to the DJ booth.
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