Disclaimer: I'm going to say this loud and clear: I OWN NOTHING BUT MY OWN IMAGINATION!

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The Face of a Sadist, Born from Anger and Hatred: TWEEEEEECH!!

Born from the depths of a single heart,

aroused by anger and hatred,

the urge to

kill

(TWEEEEEEECH!!)

overwhelms,

consumes,

leaves nothing but the greatest of

desire

to see the world unto its

death.

(TWEEEEEECH!!)

Malice mixed with the

darkest

of joys, the deep chuckle that

consumes

the body in frightening,

violent twitters,

(TWEEEEEECH!!)

the eyes that see through the soul, partake in the

demise

of its fellow evil.

(TWEEEEEECH!!)

The hair that sticks out,

sparking with the brightest of electricity,

surrounding the figure, as it

cackles,

roars with the darkest of laughs.

Everything seems to fall apart;

(TWEEEEECH!!)

the grass wilts under its feet,

whispering warnings

lost

(TWEEEEEEECH!!)

in the wind. The figure holds up a

golden rod, from which shoots the brightest of

golden lights…the world is alight

with the figure's

malicious laughter,

(TWEEEEEEECH!!)

as it roars in a menacing tone,

"You are done, Pharoah!"

Nothing can stop it…or can it?

(TWEEEEEECH!!)

It has taken over the body of one who was

overwhelmed

by curses,

the anger and hatred eating into his very soul—

(TWEEEEEECH!!)

Is there anything to save him?

Only time will tell…

(TWEEEEEEEEEEEEECH!!)

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I have the strangest of feelings that many of you are wondering what is with the "tweeech"-ing. In the original version (they had better not cut this out for the dub), Yami no Malik's face does this odd twitching when he's really sadistic and happy (and Yami no Malik happy is not a good thing): the entire side of his face seems to stretch,  his eyes are bloodshot, and the veins in his face pop. This twitching also appears in the GameBoyAdvanced game Yu-Gi-Oh!: Stairway to Destined Duel; many people had claimed this was a glitch, when, in fact, it is not. (I don't think a glitch could appear as often as this one did, and under so many different situations.) So, I exaggerated the twitching… I hope you don't mind… **eyes turn elsewhere**

Wolf of the Amber Eyes: Do you have any idea how hard that was to write? @_@ But anyway, thank you very much. I appreciate the compliment!

Misura: Thank you very much—I hadn't realized it had that much of a blend… **blushes furiously** (And is it possible to sleep more and read less when you've got YGO on the brain…?) And congratulations for guessing at least one of them, if not all of them—and as for finding it odd, well, I kind of made it a bit obvious it was Malik singing… (And realized that after I had already posted it, and was re-reading it for about the dozenth time.) But anyway, glad you liked it. Oh, and yes, Ryou Bakura IS voiced by a woman in the original series. If you want proof, I found a website that has voice samples of the characters: . And if that link doesn't work, tell me.

Note to everyone: I have more song parodies in store for you. But I want to know if you all like them, before I spend time typing them up (since they're all in my head) and posting them—only to find people don't enjoy them. So, if you don't mind more song parodies, please let me know—because the next installment of Oddities: An Anthology of Crazy YuGiOh! Poems will be another song parody…unless I come up with a poem beforehand… **eyes shift elsewhere**

Stay turned next for… Oh, why in Ra's name do I keep doing this anyway? Screw it!! **stomps off mock-angry**