Disclaimer: I own nothing. Realizing this makes me sad.

Summary: A collection of brief pieces featuring everyone's favorite fur ball.

Rating: basically PG-13.

Category: Is "Kurt" a category?

Notes: I love Kurt to death, (frankly he's the reason I watch X-Men Evo) but I was very disappointed by his behavior in "Mainstream." I wanted to do something about it. That spawned this entire thing, which got longer and longer as I got more ideas, more reviews, and more ideas from reviews.

So sit back and relax. 

This is…


=== PROJECT: WAGNER. ===

Introduction

Hi!  *wave!*  My name is Kiki, and I've been writing stories for longer than I care to say.  I don't write because I want to --- I write because I have to.  My mind is stuffed full of wonderful imaginary people (created by other people) who refuse to leave me alone, so I give them plots to keep them occupied.  Fox Mulder and the X-Files crew are rattling around somewhere in my brain, as are ingenious, mind-grabbing creations like Samurai Jack.  I have also recently re-discovered the X-Men.  "Evolution" caught my eye, made me smile, and brought the fuzzy one back into my life.  And thus, "Project: Wagner" is here.

If you are just browsing through this collection and are looking for a specific kind of story to read, the table of contents below should be of some help. 

Table of Contents

1. Dark Night of the Soul: Quasi-Drama, pretty sweet

2. The Spurt: Basically Funny, also sweet

3. He Ain't Heavy: Drama, Rogue has a big part

4. Red Hot: Farce, Jott

5. Spontaneous Combustion: Comedy, vignette-ish

6. Platform 3: Drama, momma angst

7. The Alien Down the Hall: Comedy, cutesie-poo "missing scene"

8. Bumpity, Bumpity, Bumpity, Splat!: Slapstick, "missing scene"

9. Floating Like a Wafer: Comedy, Romance (hint of Kurtty, basically Jott)

10. Hop: Drama, some gore

11. Princess: Humor within a Drama

12. Three Drabbles: Humor, all include Kitty for some reason

13. Push: Drama, Rogue has a big part

14. The Kiss: Romantic Comedy, also a Kurtty, depending on how you look at it

15. X-Pletive Deleted: Parody, or more accurately a "Genredy."  If you're feeling tired, cranky, unobservant, and/or mentally unstable, please don't read this one.

16. Flambé Bleu: Slapstick

17. I Vant to Direct: Comedy.  Kurt is, after all, a born performer, and comedy is what he does best.  This is a multiple-part, loopy extravaganza.  Cast of thousands! 

Have fun, folks, and if you have something to say, please review or e-mail me.  Thanks for reading!

Best wishes,

Kiki Cabou

2004