Disclaimer: I own nothing.
Realizing this makes me sad.
Summary: A collection of brief pieces featuring everyone's favorite fur ball.
Rating: basically PG-13.
Category: Is "Kurt" a category?
Notes: I love Kurt to death, (frankly he's the reason I watch X-Men Evo) but I was very disappointed by his behavior in
"Mainstream." I wanted to do something about it. That spawned this
entire thing, which got longer and longer as I got more ideas, more reviews,
and more ideas from reviews.
So sit back and relax.
This is…
=== PROJECT: WAGNER. ===
Introduction
Hi! *wave!* My name is Kiki, and I've been writing stories for longer than I care to say. I don't write because I want to --- I write because I have to. My mind is stuffed full of wonderful imaginary people (created by other people) who refuse to leave me alone, so I give them plots to keep them occupied. Fox Mulder and the X-Files crew are rattling around somewhere in my brain, as are ingenious, mind-grabbing creations like Samurai Jack. I have also recently re-discovered the X-Men. "Evolution" caught my eye, made me smile, and brought the fuzzy one back into my life. And thus, "Project: Wagner" is here.
If you are just browsing through this collection and are looking for a specific kind of story to read, the table of contents below should be of some help.
Table of Contents
1. Dark Night of the Soul: Quasi-Drama, pretty sweet
2. The Spurt: Basically Funny, also sweet
3. He Ain't Heavy: Drama, Rogue has a big part
4. Red Hot: Farce, Jott
5. Spontaneous Combustion: Comedy, vignette-ish
6. Platform 3: Drama, momma angst
7. The Alien Down the Hall: Comedy, cutesie-poo "missing scene"
8. Bumpity, Bumpity, Bumpity, Splat!: Slapstick, "missing scene"
9. Floating Like a Wafer: Comedy, Romance (hint of Kurtty, basically Jott)
10. Hop: Drama, some gore
11. Princess: Humor within a Drama
12. Three Drabbles: Humor, all include Kitty for some reason
13. Push: Drama, Rogue has a big part
14. The Kiss: Romantic Comedy, also a Kurtty, depending on how you look at it
15. X-Pletive Deleted: Parody, or more accurately a "Genredy." If you're feeling tired, cranky, unobservant, and/or mentally unstable, please don't read this one.
16. Flambé Bleu: Slapstick
17. I Vant to Direct: Comedy. Kurt is, after all, a born performer, and comedy is what he does best. This is a multiple-part, loopy extravaganza. Cast of thousands!
Have fun, folks, and if you have something to say, please review or e-mail me. Thanks for reading!
Best wishes,
Kiki Cabou
2004
