Here is another song parody, to "Miss Independent," by Kelly Clarkson. If you haven't heard this song, the music video is on both yahoo and AOL.
Disclaimer: Why must I endure this torture? I own nothing except my own imagination. Sue me, and you die. It's that simple.
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Song Parody: "Kill the Pharaoh"
Featuring the voice of Yami no MalikMister kill the pharaoh
Mister shoot an arrow
Beak-sharpened sparrow
Mister screw you all
Mister go to hell
Mister don't let anyone interfere, no
Mister on my own
Mister it's almost done
Mister I'm gonna kick him off his throne
So, by keeping your heart projected
It'll eventually be dissected
Mister screw this crap of heaven
Said ooh, let's kill 'em all
What is this feelin' takin' over?
Thinkin' no one could open my door
Surprise…it's time
To feel what's real
What happened to that Ra-damned Pharaoh?
I'm gonna rip his heart out with an arrow
Goodbye, so long
Your fate is done
Mister guarded heart
Don't play it smart
Mister if you want to use that line you better not start, no
But you miscalculated
You wanna end up jaded?
You'd rather miss out on visiting the Shadow Realm?
Though, by changing your misconceptions
Turn off in a new direction
Find yourself in a binding connection
Then come, rot in hell
What is this feelin' takin' over?
Thinkin' no one could open your door (open your door)
Surprise, it's time (yeah)
To feel what's real
What happened to that Ra-damned Pharaoh?
I'm gonna make him feel this pain and sorrow
Goodbye (goodbye), so long (so long)
Your fate, your fate is done
When this Pharaoh walked away
Make time for death that comes your way
Just look in the mirror and think today
What happened to you, aren't you afraid?
It'll take some time for you to see
How beautiful death can truly be
No more talk of why that can't be me
I'm be so glad when you see…
What is this feelin' takin' over?
Thinkin' no one could open my door
Surprise (surprise), it's time (yeah)
To feel (to feel) what's real
What happened to that Ra-damned Pharaoh?
I'm gonna make him feel pain and sorrow
Goodbye (goodbye), so long (so long)
Your fate, your fate is done…
Ra-damned Pharaoh
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I had no idea this anthology would be as popular as it is. You readers are spoiling me! ^_^ I feel so loved. So, before I do the review replies, I want to thank all of you for reviewing—and if you've read this but haven't reviewed, I thank you too (although I would really love it if you reviewed…). Reviewers are so much support!
I apologize for not updating sooner, but I've been busy. I'm afraid that, due to the fact that you mortals now have school (which my muses must attend), updating may be a bit slower. I may update only on weekends, though I'll try to be more frequent than that. But I can't make any promises.
Misura: Malice and Malik…I never noticed that before, but now that you mention it—perhaps that was done on purpose? I was thinking that his name described because of its meaning: the name "Malik" means "king" in African, which I thought always suited him (he has the look of a pharaoh, if you know what I mean). But malice…that may also be another reason they picked that name. Hmmm…good observation, my friend. ^_~ Anyway, thank you for all the compliments. *blushes* (And I'm glad you don't mind song parodies, seeing as that's what this chapter was, lol.) P.S. I love your fanfictions. And thank you for reviewing my poem, "As One." I didn't expect to get anymore reviews on that, seeing as it's so old. I really appreciated it; it was a nice surprise. ^_^
Nezumiiro:Did they cut it out? I haven't seen the dubbed episode of that yet. (I've seen 129 of the original episodes, but the station that airs Yu-Gi-Oh! here hasn't aired any episodes in which he appears, at least not yet—but they're getting there.) Anyway, these are supposed to be odd poems. There's a reason this is called Oddities: An Anthology of Crazy YuGiOh! Poems, lol. So maybe you're not the ood one after all. Maybe it's the writer of this anthology (as in, me). And I don't mind rambling, don't worry. (I agree with you on the dubs. Now every time I see on, if I bring myself to keep on watching the entire episode, I find so much stuff funny that one would think I'm watching Bill Cosby. They are really, truly poor compared to the original.)
If anyone wants me to do a parody on a particular song, tell me, and I will try (if I can find the lyrics, and hear the song—it always depends on how easy it is to access the music).
For anyone who wishes to hear what some of the characters sound like in Japanese, there's a site. (I know links don't work, so I'm going to find a way to get around that.) Go to geocites, then /jadeyuy, then /Yugioh_media. And if that doesn't work, someone please tell me, so I can try to figure out another way around this no-operating-links thing. *sigh* (Rather frustrating, isn't it?)
Stay tuned next time for the…Ack! Forget this! *throws script in trash and walks away*
