Here is another song parody, to "Miss Independent," by Kelly Clarkson. If you haven't heard this song, the music video is on both yahoo and AOL.

Disclaimer: Why must I endure this torture? I own nothing except my own imagination. Sue me, and you die. It's that simple.

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Song Parody: "Kill the Pharaoh"

Featuring the voice of Yami no Malik

Mister kill the pharaoh

Mister shoot an arrow

Beak-sharpened sparrow

Mister screw you all

Mister go to hell

Mister don't let anyone interfere, no

Mister on my own

Mister it's almost done

Mister I'm gonna kick him off his throne

So, by keeping your heart projected

It'll eventually be dissected

Mister screw this crap of heaven

Said ooh, let's kill 'em all

What is this feelin' takin' over?

Thinkin' no one could open my door

Surprise…it's time

To feel what's real

What happened to that Ra-damned Pharaoh?

I'm gonna rip his heart out with an arrow

Goodbye, so long

Your fate is done

Mister guarded heart

Don't play it smart

Mister if you want to use that line you better not start, no

But you miscalculated

You wanna end up jaded?

You'd rather miss out on visiting the Shadow Realm?

Though, by changing your misconceptions

Turn off in a new direction

Find yourself in a binding connection

Then come, rot in hell

What is this feelin' takin' over?

Thinkin' no one could open your door (open your door)

Surprise, it's time (yeah)

To feel what's real

What happened to that Ra-damned Pharaoh?

I'm gonna make him feel this pain and sorrow

Goodbye (goodbye), so long (so long)

Your fate, your fate is done

When this Pharaoh walked away

Make time for death that comes your way

Just look in the mirror and think today

What happened to you, aren't you afraid?

It'll take some time for you to see

How beautiful death can truly be

No more talk of why that can't be me

I'm be so glad when you see…

What is this feelin' takin' over?

Thinkin' no one could open my door

Surprise (surprise), it's time (yeah)

To feel (to feel) what's real

What happened to that Ra-damned Pharaoh?

I'm gonna make him feel pain and sorrow

Goodbye (goodbye), so long (so long)

Your fate, your fate is done…

Ra-damned Pharaoh

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I had no idea this anthology would be as popular as it is. You readers are spoiling me! ^_^ I feel so loved. So, before I do the review replies, I want to thank all of you for reviewing—and if you've read this but haven't reviewed, I thank you too (although I would really love it if you reviewed…). Reviewers are so much support!

I apologize for not updating sooner, but I've been busy. I'm afraid that, due to the fact that you mortals now have school (which my muses must attend), updating may be a bit slower. I may update only on weekends, though I'll try to be more frequent than that. But I can't make any promises.

Misura: Malice and Malik…I  never noticed that before, but now that you mention it—perhaps that was done on purpose? I was thinking that his name described because of its meaning: the name "Malik" means "king" in African, which I thought always suited him (he has the look of a pharaoh, if you know what I mean). But malice…that may also be another reason they picked that name. Hmmm…good observation, my friend. ^_~ Anyway, thank you for all the compliments. *blushes* (And I'm glad you don't mind song parodies, seeing as that's what this chapter was, lol.) P.S. I love your fanfictions. And thank you for reviewing my poem, "As One." I didn't expect to get anymore reviews on that, seeing as it's so old. I really appreciated it; it was a nice surprise. ^_^

Nezumiiro:Did they cut it out? I haven't seen the dubbed episode of that yet. (I've seen 129 of the original episodes, but the station that airs Yu-Gi-Oh! here hasn't aired any episodes in which he appears, at least not yet—but they're getting there.) Anyway, these are supposed to be odd poems. There's a reason this is called Oddities: An Anthology of Crazy YuGiOh! Poems, lol. So maybe you're not the ood one after all. Maybe it's the writer of this anthology (as in, me). And I don't mind rambling, don't worry. (I agree with you on the dubs. Now every time I see on, if I bring myself to keep on watching the entire episode, I find so much stuff funny that one would think I'm watching Bill Cosby. They are really, truly poor compared to the original.)

If anyone wants me to do a parody on a particular song, tell me, and I will try (if I can find the lyrics, and hear the song—it always depends on how easy it is to access the music).

For anyone who wishes to hear what some of the characters sound like in Japanese, there's a site. (I know links don't work, so I'm going to find a way to get around that.) Go to geocites, then /jadeyuy, then /Yugioh_media. And if that doesn't work, someone please tell me, so I can try to figure out another way around this no-operating-links thing. *sigh* (Rather frustrating, isn't it?)

Stay tuned next time for the…Ack! Forget this! *throws script in trash and walks away*