Welcome to the bar!

Disclaimer-I don't own love hina, now bring me a refill.

Scene- kitsune, Al, Mutsumi, Haitani, and Shiri are sitting around a table at one of Kitsunes favorite bars.

"Another please!"

"Kitsune, that's your forth and we've only been here twenty minutes, slow down, I can't afford to stay at the speed your drinking!"

"What can I say, I have a need."

"Oh my yes.I am very much the same."

"Well would you like another drink miss mutsumi? I'll gladly buy you one."

"Oh thank you but I should be fine for the moment."

"All right, cheese sticks are here!"

"Ah cheese sticks; you know what these remind me off? Our own little kendo girl."

"How's that?"

"Well it's quite simple Al, these sticks, their all hard and uncomfortable on the outside, but if you break one open, it's so soft and warm, and you can suck it out."

"Ahhh!" (Double nosebleeds)

"Hey Al, how come you don't nosebleed like those two dorks?"

"I think it's because I'm from America, and the blood doesn't rush to the head on our shoulders if we're virgins, like in Japan apparently.hey wait a minute, Sarah? What are you doing in here? This is a bar!"

"Well technically your underage as well Al, and besides, you're supposed to be babysitting me for the evening."

"Says who?"

"Says the fact that I stole keitaro's wallet and I'm buying food for all of us."

"Alright, the kid stays!"

"Don't call me a kid fox girl."

"So um mutsumi.time for a question I've been wondering for quite some time now, what are your feelings for keitaro?"

"Oh me oh my, must you even ask?" (Blush)

"Well it's just, you seem to love him, and yet you are so willing to give him up?"

"Well.I just wish to see both naru-chan and kei Kun happy, and if their together they both will be."

"Girl, you're taking the whole world on your shoulders, you really should worry about yourself once and a while."

"Well I for one think that what you're doing for keitaro is truly noble, if you still regret giving him up I'd be glad to try and make you feel better, like say.on a dare, on Tuesday?"

"Hey! Tuesday is the day that I need you to drive me to the airport, if I don't get on that flight and deliver the files, I'll loose my job!"

"Sorry man, hoes before bros."

"Did you just call turtle dork a hoe?"

"Um err I uh.oh look, more drinks!"

"Oh dear, I dropped my fork."

"I'll get it!" (Two voices answer at the same time.)

"Hey Alex, how many of those cheese sticks have you had? That looks like the fifth to me, and the rest of us are only on our thirds."

"Very good kitsune, your not plastered enough to not remember how to count."

"I'm just saying, it's not fair, that's all."

"Well seeing as I bought it, I think my larger portion is justified doesn't you guys? Guys?"

(Looks under table, finds two passed out boys. Promptly relives them of their wallets.)

"What happened to them?"

"I think it's the skirt mutsumi is wearing, they are bleeding out the nose."

"Baka hentai."

"You're a mean person you know that Sarah?"

"The worlds a mean place, I just adjust."

"Oh yeah? What's so tough about your life eh?"

"Well let's see.hmmm.oh yeah.maybe, MY PAPA LEFT ME WITH YOU WEIRDOS FOR ONE!"

"Sarah, have you been drinking?"

"Only a sip, but (sniff) why would papa leave me with you?"

"now kid, we've been through this, your papa loves you and he loves you enough to know that if you traveled everywhere with him, you'd never grow up to be successful young women. You need somewhere to grow, go to school and such."

"But why with you freaks?" (Sobbing)

"because he trust us freaks, he knows that should you ever have a problem, we can help you, we've all helped each other, and when it looks like your about to go under, hold on to us, we'll keep you afloat."

"Oh my, kitsune, that was so sweet." (Blows nose on hanky)

"Yeah Kitsune, I've never seen you act like a loving caring individual, whatcha drinking over there?"

"Very funny neko boy, but believe it or not, I am very loving and caring, before keitaro came I was like an older sister to the girls, they had a problem, I helped them with it, I'm very good at this stuff, good training my sisters gave me."

"Whoa, you have sisters?"

"Oops, forget I said that."

"oh no you don't, almost every member of our little family has a story, except you, all we know about you is that you and naru were best friends in high school, now I want to hear your story."

"I don't think so pal, my story is mine alone, and I don't want to go about spouten it off and giving you any openings to get to my soft side."

"Uh.ok?"

"Good, now back to my comforting Sarah.oh, never mind."

"Zzzzzzz"

"Wow, I guess it is getten late." (Gets up)

"Whoa hey, hold your horses pal, where you off to, it's Saturday night, no reason for you to leave."

"But what about Sarah?"

"Aw I've slept in this bar plenty of times, it's not a bad place to wake up either, dim, smells nice once pops has those eggs cooking."

"You don't worry too much when you drink do you?"

"No not really."

"Whatever, pass me that bottle of Dew, I need to get tanked, this is gonna be a long night."

"Oh my, I think I passed out again."

"Well good to know your alive mutsumi, I thought you were sleeping."

"Uh.white cotton?"

"With l..Little flower patterns?"

"Good to know your awake too boys, I was about to take a pulse."

"You know how to take a pulse."

"Oh there's a lot about me you don't know."

"I suppose I might learn something tonight then."

"Oh my, I think we all might."

A/n hi.thanks for reading another story, I know I still have two I need to finish but I was inspired. Please R&R and I swear I'll have the next chapter up soon.