After catching her husband Dwayne with his ex-wife Dany, Tammy decided to give her marriage another shot, thus choosing to head down another path or that other fork in the road that didn't lead to her and Matt Hardy getting back together. This story picks up a few months after she caught Dwayne cheating again and filed for a divorce. What would have happened if Tammy never wrestled on SmackDown and became closer to Matt? What if she decided to wrestle for the Raw brand? This is that alternate ending.

Fighting Temptation

"Hey, can you do me a favor and bring a pair of these shiny royal blue shorts I picked out to me in a medium?" Tammy asked Jeff over the dressing room door.

"Let me see what they look like first" he asked pulling on the door.

"They're too tight. Get the shiny pink ones in a medium too since they're made the same. I already know what the pink ones will look like from these," she said opening the door and turning around.

"Actually they're not too small, but we don't have time to try on the mediums," he said smiling at how sexy she looked in the tiny little shorts. "I'll get them and meet you at the register. We have to get to the arena if we plan on eating" Jeff said looking at the shiny royal blue top she was wearing. "I like this outfit, the color is pretty on you. I like the way the top ties in the middle," he said heading to get the shorts.

Tammy closed the door and looked in the mirror at the shorts. "Too much butt cheeks hanging out. These are too much like Daisy Dukes!" she frowned trying to pull them down. "Definitely a medium!" she laughed pulling them off. She got dressed, grabbed the two tops and headed to the front of the store where Jeff was chatting with the girl behind the counter who was obviously a wrestling fan.

"So, do you have a girlfriend?" the redhead asked as Tammy approached the counter.

"Yes I do" Jeff answered quickly eyeing Tammy for help.

"Well, I won't tell if you won't" she whispered leaning over the counter close to him.

"But she will" he pointed to Tammy.

"Oh my God! You're Tammy! I love to watch you wrestle. I saw you two on Howard Stern last year! It was hilarious! You're married to The Rock now aren't you? He is so fine! You and Lita should hook up and be partners" she said enthusiastically.

"Lita and I are very good friends and we plan on doing so when she comes back in a few months" Tammy told her as she handed her the credit card for her outfits. "By the way, I'm no longer married to The Rock. We're divorced now," Tammy said digging in her purse for a pen and ran across two tickets she'd gotten for two lucky who couldn't get tickets for the show.

"Oh! I thought you guys had just gotten married less than a year ago," she said handing her the slip to sign.

"He wasn't ready," Jeff said putting his arm around Tammy.

"So, are you guys going to be a couple still when Lita comes back? You two and her and Matt?" she asked handing Tammy her receipt.

"Hey, anything's possible" Jeff said taking the bag from her.

"I know you two kinda play a couple on TV but are you two together again in real life? I know you guys like to keep your business private but I know you guys have a kid together" she asked shrugging.

"Yes, we're a couple again" Tammy said to rattle her seeing that Jeff was in a hurry to get away from her.

"Oh my God! I was just hitting on your boyfriend. I'm so sorry," she said.

"Happens all the time! What's your name?" Tammy asked.

"Danielle" she said nervously.

"Danielle, are you coming to the show tonight?" Tammy asked.

"No, my friend and I couldn't get tickets" she pouted.

"If you came across some tickets would you go?" Tammy asked.

"Hell yea!" she laughed.

"Here" Tammy said handing her the two tickets for the event. "Sometimes fans can't get tickets to the show outside the arena so I get tickets and give them to them. You're a hard worker, so you deserve it" Tammy said.

"Damn your cool! I hit on your boyfriend and you give me tickets? Your awesome" she grinned.

"She's alright" Jeff smiled. "Come on! We gotta go!" he fussed heading for the door.

"Thanks so much!" Danielle shouted as Tammy ran to catch up with Jeff.

"Enjoy the show!" Tammy yelled back to her as she stepped out onto the sidewalk.

"Now you know if I was your boyfriend you'd still be fighting in there" Jeff laughed getting in the car.

"No I wouldn't. I'd trust you not to make the same mistake you made with Steph," she said honestly.

"Oh really?" he asked arching his eyebrow as if he didn't believe her. "So, your ready to get back out there and date?" Jeff asked.

"No, not quite. Just wanna be to myself," she said looking at a cute guy in a black convertible that was staring at her as they pulled up to the light.

"Hey sweetie! Can I get your phone number?" the guy asked glancing at the red light.

"Are you married?" Tammy asked.

"Single baby!" he smiled.

"What's your name?" Tammy asked leaning out of the window.

"Todd!" he yelled.

"I'm Tammy!" she yelled back.

"Can I get to know you better?" he asked running his fingers through his short black hair.

"I don't live here. I'm here to do a show for Raw tonight. I'm a wrestler" Tammy told him.

"No shit! Oh! My buddy's won't believe this! I recognize you now" he pointed.

"Do you recognize me?" Jeff asked leaning over Tammy.

"Damn! Jeff Hardy! What's up fool!" he shouted giving the Team Extreme guns sign.

"Nothing! Listening to you hit on my wife!" Jeff chuckled.

"Damn dude! I thought she was just your girl on TV! Didn't mean any disrespect!" he said driving off as the light turned green.

"Jeff! I thought he was cute!" Tammy fussed sitting back in the seat as Jeff continued to laugh.

"Hey, we always get each other out of situations when we're not interested in the person. You'd just said you didn't want to date," he said making a sharp turn that made her fall over on him.

"Todd could have changed my mind!" she grinned.

"Oops, sorry!" Jeff shrugged.

"Yea, yea! Get me to the arena alive champ!" she grinned turning to look out the window.

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"Girl! Those royal blue shorts are showing all the butt cheeks" Jackie laughed lacing up her boots.

"What?" Tammy asked running over to the mirror. "Jackie! Come see the size of these shorts?" Tammy asked.

Jackie walked over and flipped them down to see the letter S on the tag. "Small" she laughed.

"Oh no!" Tammy ran to the bag and pulled her shiny pink shorts out and they also were a size small. "I'm going to kill Jeff!" Tammy fussed.

"Hey! The guys will love it!" Jackie cackled.

"Jackie this isn't funny! I have nothing to wear!" Tammy cried running over to her duffel bag and started rummaging through it.

"Hey guys" sang Trish walking in with Jay.

"Ooh J-Lo booty!" Jay yelled as Tammy stood up and quickly covered her butt.

"Trish, please tell me you brought more than one outfit with you tonight" Tammy begged.

"No, I bought an outfit today" she said sitting her bag in a chair.

"Shit! Jeff is toast!" Tammy shouted heading out into the hallway constantly pulling the shorts down. She ran down the hall to where Jeff's locker room was and knocked on the door. Shane Helms opened the door looking all chipper in his Hurricane outfit. "Is Jeff in here?" she asked.

"Yea, he's in the shower, but a lot of the guys are in there too. There all naked" he grinned.

"Jeff is taking a shower with a bunch of guys at the same time?" she asked.

"Hey, there's more than one shower back there. I'll let you in but you have to wait" he said stepping aside.

"Fine" she said walking in noticing Booker T and Scott Steiner sitting on a bench chatting.

"Hey you guys" she smiled walking past them to take a seat.

"Damn! Girl, you know you looking good wit yo fine self!" Booker T shouted as he leaned forward to see her.

"You look nice baby" Scott Steiner nodded.

"Thanks" Tammy said crossing her leg.

"Don't do that because the cheeks are just peeking out and begging to be looked at" Shane Helms teased sitting across from her.

"Shut up Shane! Tell Jeff that I want to see him" she asked trying to sound nice.

"Alright" Shane giggled as he headed to the shower area.

"So, umm you wrestling in that?" Scott Steiner asked.

"I don't have a choice! Jeff got my shorts too small!" she said leaning back against the wall.

"I think you look really nice" Booker T said trying to stop from smiling.

"Booker, I know my butt is hanging out too much. I look like a ho," she said looking at him.

"No! It's nice on you. You got a butt and that's what make it sexy as hell dawg!" Booker laughed as Scott slapped his hand and shook it.

"Stand up, it's not so bad" Scott said pulling them down some as she stood. "I personally think you should go out there with them pulled up between your cheeks like a thong but that's me" he smiled.

"Hey, Jeff says he'll see you later with HHH and Orton to discuss how to end the match" Shane smiled sticking his head from the showers.

"I need to see him now," she said crossing her arms as Jeff walked out the shower with a towel around his waist.

"What's up?" he grinned eyeing her shorts.

"Let's step outside" she said walking to the door.

"Let me put my pants on" he said grabbing his clothes and headed to the bathroom section and went into a stall.

"You look Bootylicious! I ain't lying!" Booker T laughed out loud. "I'm definitely watching your match. All these suckers in here gon be watching you too," Booker said.

"Who are you fighting tonight?" Shane asked walking over to her.

"Trish, Jackie, and I against Victoria, Gail Kim, and Molly" Tammy answered.

"Oh well I'll definitely be watching. Gail always showing her ass" Scott said caressing his beard.

"Yea dawg but I personally prefer a booty like Beyonce's!" Booker smiled at Tammy motioning for her to turn around but she pretended not to see him.

"I think you look really sexy" Shane whispered to Tammy. "Don't be upset at these idiots. So what, your ass is hanging out a little. You have a nice ass, be proud to show it, you're a Diva remember?" Shane reminded her. "Plus it would just irk the hell out of Rocky seeing what he's lost" he whispered in her ear causing her to crack a smile.

"You're right Shane. Thanks" she said hugging him around the waist as he looked over her shoulder checking her out and pretending to palm her ass. He gave Booker T and Scott a thumbs up sign behind Tammy's back as Jeff walked out and caught him.

"Okay, come on" Jeff said opening the door and lightly hitting Shane upside the head with his hand. She followed him down the hall to an empty room. He flipped the lights on and closed the door. "What did you want to talk to me about?" he asked folding his arms.

"These shorts! You got me the small in both when I asked you to get mediums! I have nothing else to wear, I didn't pack anything else to wear" she told him.

"Oh, that! I liked the small on you better" he shrugged.

"You never saw what the medium would look like on me!" she argued.

"Didn't need to. You have a nice body so show it every once in awhile," he said straight out.

"Jeff, I look like a ho!" she screamed.

"No you don't! A lot of the girl's have their cheeks hanging out of their shorts, some more than others. I picked those little shorts today because you wrestle in pants all the time. I wanted to see you walk me down to the ring looking as sexy as I know you can look from now on. We're going to change our image a little. I'll be dressing a little more normal than usual so you need to be my sexy girlfriend" he said placing his hands on his hips.

"If you wanted me to be sexier why didn't you ask me?" she asked him nicely. "You want me to be sexier, I can be sexier" she said pulling the shorts down a little. "I could have been sexier but less sleazy" she told him.

"I figured you'd argue with me about not wanting your ass hanging out sorta like your doing now" he said staring her in the eye.

"I'm sorry for bitching but you could have told me something. You ready for tonight?" she asked looking into his green eyes.

"Yes" he said quickly as he rubbed his hair on his chin.

"Don't be nervous Jeffy. This is the moment you've been waiting for," Tammy said giving him a quick hug. "I'm excited," she said pulling away from him.

"We're about to have a lot placed on our shoulders for the next few months" Jeff said inhaling sharply.

"Yea, but I'm ready and I wouldn't choose to do this with anyone else but you or Matt" Tammy said.

"Not even John Cena or RVD?" Jeff teased.

"Well, maybe but you and Matt are my family" she laughed.

"You look great tonight. I wouldn't steer you wrong," he said seriously.

"I know," she said staring down at the floor.

"So, yes I'm ready. I need to go and do my bodypaint" he grinned.

"Okay, I've got my answer. Well, I'm going to go stretch before my match," she said walking past him. She opened the door but he pushed it closed. She turned around to ask him why he'd closed the door but he was leaning towards her. She froze as he kissed her. At first she was freaking out but as he put his arms around her waist she closed her eyes and melted into him. She felt safe in his arms. He pushed his tongue into her mouth and started sucking on her tongue. He groaned as he pushed her up against the door and wrapped her legs around his waist. She felt his hardness between her legs. She placed her hands on his shoulders as he pressed against her so hard she thought she'd go through the door. She saw a flash behind her eyelids, which caused her to open her eyes to discover Jeff had flipped the light switch off. He palmed her ass causing her to let out a low moan. She encircled his neck with her arms as he slid down to the floor on his knees causing her to straddle his lap. He started undoing his belt while kissing her with a passion they'd both forgotten existed between them. He started to unbutton his pants and suddenly froze up. "What's wrong Jeff?" she asked.

"We can't do this," he said through deep breaths.

"You're right" she said leaning her forehead against his.

"We are friends now. That's it," he said as she climbed off of his lap.

"You're absolutely right," she said getting up and feeling for the light switch.

Jeff got up and found the light switch and flipped it on. "I don't know what made me do that. I apologize okay? It won't happen again" he said to her as he redone his belt.

"No problem" she said opening the door. "I'll see you later," she said walking out into the hallway and heading to her locker room. As she got to the locker room door she looked back just in time to catch him looking at her as he entered his locker room. She leaned her head against the women's locker room door trying to calm her nerves and finally went in.

"Did you kick his ass?" Jackie laughed.

"No, we talked about it" Tammy said sitting down.

"What did he say?" Trish asked as Tammy sat there in a trance.

"That he wanted me to be sexier when I go down to ringside with him" Tammy said in a low tone.

"You alright girl?" Jackie asked standing up and shaking her shoulder.

"Huh? Oh, yea I'm fine girl" Tammy smiled.

"I'm going to wear my butt cheeks hanging out outfit so you won't feel so bad" Jackie said turning around to show her cheeks were hanging out.

"Thanks Jackie" Tammy smiled as Trish headed to the shower.

"We've got about 40 minutes beauty queen!" Jackie called after her.

"I know!" Trish called back from the shower.

"What really happened?" Jackie asked.

"He kissed me. Passionately" Tammy said looking up at Jackie.

"Oh Lord! Did you push him away?" she asked sitting next to Tammy. Tammy shook her head. "Well, yall didn't do nothing right?" she asked leaning closer to Tammy for an answer.

"We almost did" Tammy said.

"Shit! But you didn't?" Jackie pried.

"No. I haven't thought about being with Jeff sexually in awhile but that kiss reminded me of how good we were together" Tammy told her.

"He has a girlfriend now" Jackie quickly reminded her.

"I know! I'm tripping. It was just a kiss," Tammy said standing.

"Damn! Please don't tell me you catching feelings for Jeff again?" Jackie asked.

"Jackie, I realized something as I walked out of that room with him. I still have feelings for him," Tammy said. "I have to be his girlfriend who kisses him on TV now instead of the valet who everyone suspects is his girlfriend. We'll be more intimate out there after tonight," Tammy said with a worried look on her face.

"Well, I guess it's safe to say there will be passion between you two" she giggled. "So, are you going to try and get him back?" Jackie asked straight out.

"No, he's happy. I'd never do anything to hurt him," Tammy said taking her hair out of its ponytail.

"If he marries Elizabeth that will be it. No more chances for the two of you" Jackie warned.

"If that happens then we aren't meant to be together," Tammy said walking to the door. "Come walk to hair and makeup with me" Tammy said as Jackie walked down the hall with her.

"Girl! Did you see "Young and the Restless?" Jackie squawked.

"Yes I did! Drucilla is so crazy. I'm glad she told Victor Newman off" Tammy laughed as they passed by Jeff's locker room as Goldust walked out. Tammy and Jackie glanced into the locker room and saw Jeff sitting there in deep conversation with Shane as Dwayne stared at them walking by with a pissed off look on his face.

"Hey man, I'll tell you later" Jeff fussed as the locker room door closed.

"Alright man! You've been acting weird ever since you left earlier" Shane said grabbing his cape.

"Hey Jeff, cute outfit you picked out for Tammy. It's barely there dawg!" Booker T laughed coming from the shower.

Jeff smiled. "She's going to wear it tonight, but I didn't realize it was the wrong size" he lied.

"I ain't mad at ya boy!" Booker said shaking his hand.

"You picked out that outfit with her ass hanging out like that?" Dwayne asked.

"I didn't know it was going to be that small on her," Jeff continued to lie.

"All that junk in her trunk and you didn't know?" Dwayne questioned suspiciously.

"Hey, why are you tripping?" Shane Helms asked tying his cape.

"I'm not tripping, I just so happen to have seen her a minute ago walk by the door when Goldust left out. If she wants to look like that I have no problem with it whatsoever" he said grabbing his jacket and stuffing it into his bag.

"Say man, you're not married to her anymore," Jeff said politely.

"I just bet your glad about that!" Dwayne said under his breath.

"Man don't start trippin" Booker said getting between Jeff and Dwayne as Batista walked out of the shower.

"I'm not going to fight with him over an outfit I picked out!" Jeff said calmly. "I'm just saying neither one of us are with her and she can wear whatever she wants," Jeff said pushing his bag under the bench.

"Say Dwayne, you two have been divorced for some months now. She hasn't dated anybody so, I was wondering if you'd have a problem with me asking her out to dinner" Batista asked.

Dwayne smiled widely. He stood and looked around the room at all the guys and said, "I guess you guys think I'm a fuck up when it comes to marriage? That's what you guys think of The Rock?" he asked with his hands on his hips. "How many of you in here want to date my ex-wife?" he asked nicely. All of the guys were quiet as Jeff and Shane walked over to the restroom area. "Come on, be honest! How many want some of that. pie!" he shouted. "Okay, none of you Jabronie's want to be honest? Here goes, I don't give a rat's ass who dates her. We're divorced! That means no longer together! We're friends! That's it! Stop walking on eggshells around me when her name is mentioned. Damn!" Dwayne yelled as he stomped out of the dressing room.

"Okay, he's tripping!" Shane laughed.

"Yea, he's something" Jeff said applying his bodypaint in the mirror.

"So, what's wrong with you man?" Shane asked.

"I kissed Tammy earlier. I don't know why I did it" Jeff said in an annoyed tone.

"Could it be that she's fine!" Shane asked smacking him in the back of the head.

"She's alright," Jeff said eyeing a grinning Shane in the mirror.

"You have to kiss her seriously tonight after almost a year. Maybe it was on your mind and you just did it" Shane said.

"I don't know man. She was totally not feeling it at first but then it's like she let this wall down and let me back in" Jeff said in a confused tone. "I told her it wouldn't happen again," Jeff said retouching his arm paint with the brush.

"I'm going to ask her out again. We enjoy each other's company. I figure we could hang out and keep each other company," Shane said sitting up on the counter watching Jeff do his bodypaint.

"That would be cool. She'd like that" Jeff nodded. "She's not ready to date seriously yet," he said staring at Shane. "Just so you know," he warned.

"Hey, I'm not looking to settle down either. We'd be perfect for one another" Shane pointed out.

"I guess" Jeff said staring at himself in the mirror.

"Wouldn't it be funny if we fell in love and got married? I'd be CJ and Cal's stepdad" Shane taunted.

"That wouldn't be funny Shane" Jeff said staring at him in the mirror.

"Just teasing man! Diz-amn! You're on edge," Shane said.

"I'm just tired and frustrated about tonight's ending man. I guess I'm tripping. I'll be okay. See you later. I'm going to go talk with HHH, Tammy and Orton and then go write until it's time for my match. Maybe it'll relax me," Jeff said blowing on the paint on his arm.

"Alright man, I'm riding with you and Tammy tonight" Shane hollered as Jeff got his notebook out of his bag and waved before walking out.

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"Come on Jeff!" Tammy screamed as Jeff started to surrender to HHH's sleeperhold. He stood up and hit HHH with elbows to the ribs and stomach. He threw HHH to the ropes and clotheslined him. Randy Orton got up on the ring apron getting the refs attention as HHH got the World Heavyweight Title and hit Jeff in the head with it and knocked him out.

"Uh oh King! This looks bad," JR said.

"It's over! Hardy has had it" King piped in.

Tammy climbed onto the ring apron and bent over making her royal blue shorts rise up her behind.

"Oh my goodness JR! She's being cheeky tonight!" King squealed. "This is great JR!" he said looking at an embarrassed JR.

HHH smiled and walked over to her. She put his hand on her ass and told him to smack her hard on her butt.

"Do it HHH! If you don't I will!" King shouted standing up and getting ready to take his headphones off.

"Calm down would you?" JR asked pulling Jerry back down in his seat.

HHH smacked her behind hard and she turned around and kissed him on the mouth before low blowing him through the ropes.

"Oh! Not in the family jewels! He won't be able to produce little baby Games!" King screeched.

"That would be a blessing" JR whispered.

HHH fell to his knees. Jeff hit the Twist of Fate on him and used all the strength he had to climb the ropes and land the Swanton Bomb onto HHH. He was too tired to make the cover as the ref crawled back into the ring.

"JR did you see that?" Jerry shouted.

"I damn sure did!" JR screamed.

Tammy slid halfway in the ring and grabbed Jeff's arm and dragged him over on top of HHH and slid out of the ring and got the ref's attention. He went down and counted to 3 as Jeff lay across HHH. Jeff was finally aware that he'd won the World Heavyweight Title a few seconds later when the ref raised his hand as he sat up. Tammy grabbed the belt off the ring apron and slid into the ring to celebrate with Jeff as Randy Orton slid into the ring and attacked Jeff with kicks. Randy picked Jeff up to give him the RKO but Tammy hit Orton across the forehead with the belt just as he turned and busted him open. She dropped the belt on the mat and started to pummel Orton with punches to his wound.

"What the hell is she doing?" JR shouted.

"I love it! She's got a bad case of PMS JR and she's taking it out on Orton. I've never seen her so violent towards a man!" King stared in amazement.

Tammy climbed the top rope and hit Orton with a Shooting Star Press.

"Oh my God JR! Did you see that?" Jerry hollered.

"I see it and I can't believe it!" JR said in shock.

Tammy kicked HHH in the crotch as he started to get up while holding her rib area. She fought the pain and helped HHH up and hit him with a reverse DDT.

"JR, she's snapped!" King shouted excitedly. "She's a little sadistic tonight. I kinda like it" King laughed.

"You would" JR responded as he watched Jeff look on at Tammy in shock.

Jeff grabbed her around the waist as she punched Orton again. Jeff pulled her back onto the mat. As she got on her knees to get up he grabbed her face and made her look at him. He shook her as if to tell her to snap out of it. She pulled away from him and stood up. She looked down at HHH and Orton as if she didn't realize what she was doing.

"You think she's lost it JR?" King asked as Jeff picked up the Heavyweight Title and stared at it.

"King, I'm too much in shock right now to respond. I've never seen my Goddaughter snap like that," JR said with a bewildered look on his face.

"Well, HHH was cheating and the fans are going crazy behind us" Jerry shouted as Jeff's theme music started playing.

"Look at the ring. Pure carnage I tell you" JR said as Maven ran down to the ring to check on his fellow Evolution buddies Orton and HHH along with Batista.

Tammy raised Jeff 's hand in victory and hugged him tightly. She went to place a kiss on his cheek but he turned to her and it landed on his lips. He looked at her in shock as she kissed him again with more passion and rolled out of the ring.

"What are you waiting for you idiot! She's there for the taking!" King shouted at Jeff.

"This is a night just full of surprises" JR said still looking perplexed.

"Kiss her back! I think Jeff Hardy's hair dye has affected his way of thinking! A beautiful woman like that kisses him and he's scared! It's not like he hasn't been there before" King quipped.

"Oh would you stop it?" JR fussed.

Jeff stood there a few seconds and finally rolled out of the ring and walked over to Tammy and stared at her before putting his arm around her shoulder and kissing her as if he wanted to devour her. They pulled away and headed up the ramp as he raised the Heavyweight Title in the air and she rubbed across his stomach signifying where the belt would go.

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"Damn! I was thinking that kiss was real!" Amy said over the phone.

"Well, we had to make it look that way" Tammy said adjusting her cellphone volume.

"You sure there wasn't more to it?" Amy asked as Tammy's phone clicked.

"I'm positive. Let me answer my call. I'll get back to you later," Tammy said clicking over.

"You guys stop kissing yet?" Matt teased.

"Ha ha! Yes, it was just for show" Tammy laughed. "Where are you?"

"I'll bet it was for show!" Matt laughed. "I congratulated Jeff and I'm on the road now. Sorry I couldn't stay to say hi in person but we needed to head out for SmackDown tonight" he replied.

"I'll see you Wednesday. I won't be working tomorrow. Cal and CJ have a cold so I'm heading home," she said as Matt yelled something to Shannon and John Cena.

"Alright. I'll see you Wednesday then, Lady Rainbow!" Matt teased.

"Bye!" she giggled hanging up the phone as Jeff walked into the office.

"You ready to hit the road?" he smiled widely.

"Sure am champ!" she teased.

"I like the sound of that" he chuckled throwing his arm around her shoulder as she grabbed her bag. "I want to go out to celebrate!" he smiled.

"Where to?" she asked closing the office door behind her.

"Well, I really want Cracker Barrel" Jeff frowned as they headed out the building.

"We can go on the way home tomorrow" Tammy suggested as Shane Helms caught up with them.

"Man I could go for a burger. I can taste the colby cheese" Jeff sighed getting in the car.

"Stop it! Now I want some fries and onion rings along with a burger" Tammy groaned getting in the car.

"Really, I heard you and now I'm hungry" Shane said opening the back door and getting in. "Can't you just taste the rib eye steak and catfish" Shane said smacking his mouth.

Tammy looked at him oddly. "Actually, I want the shrimp now" she said lying back in the seat.

"So basically, we'll all gain five pounds apiece tomorrow" Jeff laughed starting the car and heading to the freeway. "Hey Tammy, wanna share an order of baked apple dumplins and chocolate cobbler with me?" Jeff chuckled.

"Share? I may eat both by myself" Tammy teased elbowing Jeff.

"Bet you can't" Shane challenged.

"You're on!" Tammy said shaking his hand over the seat.

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"What's wrong with her?" Matt asked staring at a miserable Tammy lying on the sofa in Jeff's living room.

"Too much food at Cracker Barrel last night. She's been miserable all day from a bet with Shane" Jeff answered as he placed a trashcan next to the sofa. He looked at Matt and said, "In case she blows chunks"

"Eew! I'm going home. You feel better Tammy" Matt said kissing her on the forehead and whispering something in her ear.

"Thanks" she murmured before turning over and falling asleep.

A few hours later Jeff was standing over her shaking her awake trying not to wake CJ sleeping behind her and Cal who was fast asleep in front of her. "I have an interview on "Regis and Kelly" on Monday. You wanna fly out with me Sunday night?" he asked with a big grin on his face.

"Yea. I'm there with you," she said snuggling against the pillow and falling back asleep.

Jeff stood there watching her sleep. He smiled to himself thinking about all the crazy things she'd done lately. He'd caught her on his motorcycle a few weeks ago jumping over piles of dirt. He couldn't believe his eyes so he ran and recorded her with his camcorder, which pissed her off, but he liked pissing her off lately. Then there was last week when she'd went against all the guys in pool and beat them. She then suggested they all go skydiving, which they did. He was proud of her. She was starting to have fun after leaving Dwayne. After she caught him with his ex-wife she'd taken him back. Seven weeks later, she caught him with some woman in their house in Miami, Florida in their bed. She took a month off from work and went to Houston and re-evaluated her life. She and the kids hung out with Rod McMahon and became even closer to him. After he died, he left her $3 billion dollars. During the reading of his will it was revealed he was Tammy's biological father. Even with money, Tammy remained the same and pretended the money didn't exist. Tammy eventually ended up writing exclusively for Raw and even beat Jazz becoming Women's Champ for 5 weeks. After Jeff saw her success over 3 months he realized he missed the business. He returned to Raw to help Tammy when Molly Holly and Victoria, who was now members of Evolution, attacked her along with Randy Orton. He'd sat front row two matches before hers wearing a hat, tinted glasses, blues jeans and a black T-shirt and no one noticed him. He'd jumped over the security wall and threw Molly over the top rope and then hit the reverse Twist of Fate on Randy Orton while Tammy hit Victoria with a Death Valley Driver. He went up top and hit Orton with a Swanton Bomb and Tammy hit Victoria with a Shooting Star Press. That was an awesome night two months ago. Now he was World Champion. Damn, it felt good! Things were changing quickly for everyone. Amy was back and working on SmackDown with Matt and Shannon. She and Matt were more in love than ever. Marie was exclusively on SmackDown with her ex-husband Rikishi as his valet and she'd started to wrestle full time. Marie was now dating Maven after her and Rikishi divorced after realizing they drove each other crazy and it would be better for their kids if they didn't live together but to remain close friends. He'd get them once a month and every other holiday. Adam and Kathy were expecting their second baby, a girl. Dena and Bill were expecting their first child already named Bill Jr. Trish and Jay were happily married and having sex everywhere. Shane Helms was crazy over Molly Holly but denied it because he's just plain crazy. Even Shannon had run off and married a girl he knew from childhood. Jericho was head over heels in love with Victoria. Cena was living with Nidia. Everyone was happy and in love, except for Tammy. Well, Jeff was in a relationship but it wasn't what it used to be. He and Liz had been arguing a lot lately. She'd flip out whenever a fan would approach him for an autograph. They'd decided not to live together for awhile since they fought all the time. He'd pretty much just been keeping to himself unless Tammy was around to encourage him to do something crazy. She was pretty much his best friend. The only time he and Tammy saw Matt and Amy was on Thursday's when they'd hang out at Matt's house to watch SmackDown together. Sometimes they'd get together if the other didn't have a house show to go to on Friday, Saturday, or Sunday. Jeff grabbed CJ and Cal and took them to their room and put them to bed. He checked on Witty and Imagi and went to let Liger out. He went to his room and got ready for bed. Within minutes he was out like a light. An hour later he felt the bed shaking and realized Tammy was getting in the bed next to him. He reached over and threw his arm around her and started to doze off until he felt her trembling.

"Tammy, you okay?" he asked with concern. He heard her snickering. "Are you laughing?" Jeff grinned.

"Yes" she said turning to face him. "I just had to see for myself if you did what you always said you'd do" she giggled grabbing him around his waist. Jeff jumped back trying to keep her hands away. "Oh my God! You're sleeping in your World Heavyweight Title!" she teased.

"So! Shh! You'll wake the kids!" he whispered trying to cover her mouth.

"Okay! I'm okay now" she laughed lying on her back.

"You'd better not tell Matt!" he threatened.

"He's the one who reminded me to check you tonight" she giggled.

"That asshole! He slept in his SmackDown World Heavyweight title a month ago when he won" he chuckled.

"Now that I've discovered your secret I'm going to get the boys and head on home" she said rolling over and sitting on the edge of the bed.

"Don't go. Stay. It's after midnight," he said touching her hand.

"Okay. I'll see you in the morning" she said standing.

"I meant for you to sleep in here with me" he said raising up on his elbows.

"Oh, okay" she said getting in bed next to him. They lay there for about five minutes saying nothing before Jeff broke the ice.

"So, you feeling better?" he asked looking over at her.

"Lots" she smiled looking up at the ceiling.

"Good. Well, goodnight" he said turning his back to her.

"Night Rainbow" she whispered and fell asleep.

Later on in the night Jeff realized they were face to face in each other's arms. He could hear the sound of her breathing. He lay back against the pillow and tried to sleep but the tightness between his legs prevented him from sleeping. He placed his hand on her hip and felt uncomfortable so he slid it back around her waist causing her to move closer to him. She was too close for his comfort. He tried to pull away from her but she draped her leg across his hip forcing his hard penis to rub against her inner thigh through his navy briefs. He winced as she moved against him. He sucked in his breath and held it a few seconds before slowly releasing it. He leaned over and kissed her shoulder. She put her left arm around his waist and snuggled against his chest. He couldn't control the urge to taste her. He gently kissed her shoulder again and then licked all the way up to the nape of her neck causing little moans to escape from her mouth. He sucked on her neck as she tightened her leg around his waist and ran her fingers through his hair. He grabbed her face and placed his lips against hers and savored the moment for a few seconds before running his tongue along her bottom lip. Her lips parted as he slid his tongue into her mouth and suckled her tongue. He pulled her close and deepened the kiss as they both moaned and grinded against each other for the next five minutes. He felt as if he was about to explode as he cupped her left breast in his hand. He lowered his head to lick her nipple through her nightshirt. She arched against him as he unbuttoned her nightshirt and licked and sucked her nipple causing her to jerk.

"Jeff" she groaned pulling away from him.

"Sweetheart" he said in a raspy voice as he licked back and forth over her nipples causing her to shiver. He ran his hand down her back as she continued to jerk.

"Jeff" she choked out as she pulled away from him.

"What's wrong baby?" he asked through sleepy eyes.

"What are we doing?" she asked

"I don't know" he answered pulling away from her and sitting up on side of the bed and running his fingers through his hair. "I need some air," he said slipping on his sandals and grabbing his jeans and a flannel shirt from over the chair by the bed and hurried out of the room.

Tammy sat up in the bed and pulled her knees up to her chest and inhaled sharply trying to slow down her racing heart to a steady pace. She stayed like that for about thirty minutes before feeling calm enough to leave the room. She saw the kitchen light on but Jeff wasn't anywhere in sight. She heard music playing faintly in the backyard and headed out back to see Jeff tying a red bandanna on his head to hold his hair back before starting to paint as Tool played on the CD player on the porch.

"You okay?" Tammy asked over the music.

"Yea! Go back in the house! It's cool out here!" he said walking towards the porch and turning the music down. "You okay?" he asked looking at her and glancing at her nightshirt that was still unbuttoned to the middle of her chest.

"Yea, about what just happened."

"Don't worry about it. I was asleep and was dreaming about Liz. I'm sorry," he said sadly.

"Oh, well yea I was dreaming about someone else too" Tammy shrugged walking back into the house.

"Who?" Jeff asked being nosy.

"None of your business" she teased.

"Who do you like?" he asked walking up to the backdoor as she closed it.

"Wouldn't you like to know" she taunted as he opened the door and came into the house.

"Come on! Tell me! I know it isn't Shane" he laughed following her to the kitchen as she sat at the table.

"You never know," she said grabbing an apple from the fruit bowl.

"Give me that!" Jeff fussed grabbing the apple and putting it back in the bowl. "Late night food should be junk" he said pulling out a half gallon of chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream and got two spoons. He handed her one and they both ate ice cream from the carton. "This brings back memories from when you were pregnant. We did this almost three nights a week. I miss this" he winked while pulling his red bandanna off and sitting it on the table next to her.

"So do I" she sighed staring into his green eyes.

"Mommy" CJ whined wiping his eyes as he stood in the doorway of the kitchen.

"What's wrong baby?" she asked reaching her arms out to him as he ran and jumped in her lap.

"I can't sleep," he said as Cal walked into the kitchen and got in Jeff's lap and guided his spoon of ice cream into his mouth.

"Hey, you didn't ask for some of my ice cream! I swear you are your father's son!" Jeff laughed grabbing him while he got two bowls out of the cabinet and two spoons before sitting him in a chair. "Here CJ" he said patting the table where he had a bowl and spoon for him. "Have a seat my man" Jeff said as he scooped ice cream for them.

"I guess this knocks out our trip down memory lane" Tammy smiled pushing Cal's hair out of his face.

"Actually it's exactly the same as in the past except they were being greedy from inside your stomach" Jeff pondered.

"You're right" Tammy replied grinning widely. "I'll leave you guys to tackle the ice cream. I'm going to bed. Night" she waved as she headed to her room and closed the door. She fell back on the bed and closed her eyes. After the feeling that she had in the pit of her stomach when Jeff pulled that bandanna off his head in the kitchen moments ago, she knew she was in love again. She was in love with Jeff.

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"I want to dance all night!" Jeff yelled over the music the following night.

"You've had too much to drink bro!" Matt yelled at him.

"Let him celebrate being champ!" Amy said pulling Matt out onto the dance floor.

"Wanna dance Tammy?" Shane asked as "Faded" by Soul Decision boomed through the speakers of the club.

"Well, I'd love t." she started before Jeff interrupted.

"No, because she's going to dance with me" Jeff grinned pulling her out onto the dancefloor. Jeff let go of her hand and started dancing up close to her. He then started grinding on her real slow as he held her hips and pressed his hips to hers.

When I get you all alone I'm gonna take off all your clothes Ain't nobody gonna interrupt my game, oh no Ever since you've been hanging around I've been trying to figure out

What I can say to you to get some play

Couldn't we do what we did last night again? Baby you and I be better friends Don't you think it's time we went a bit further? Every night when we say goodbye

How can I help looking in your eyes

Wondering why, you and I haven't hit it Can't we get it on?

Tammy pulled away from Jeff but he turned his back to her and started backing his butt up on her.

"What the hell?" Matt laughed and pointed in the middle of dancing with Amy.

"I've haven't seen them dance like that in awhile" Amy admitted and tapped Shane on the arm.

"Diz-amn! They getting freaky off up in here!" Shane shouted as he danced with two girls.

I'm kinda faded but I feel alright Thinkin' bout making my move tonight I can't pretend that you're only my friend When you're holding my body tight 'Cause I like the way you're making it move I like the way you're making me wait At the end of the night when I make up your mind You'll be coming on home with me Yeah you know you got it

Tammy smacked Jeff playfully on the butt a few times and he turned and twirled her around and smacked her behind a couple of times. He then pulled her back to him and grinded against her ass to the beat of the music.

And you know I want it I can't wait to take you home (You know you got it and I) I don't want to be rude at all I just want to be where you go Think what we could do alone Couldn't we do what we did last night again? Baby you and I'd be better friends Don't you think it's time we went a bit further Every night when we say goodbye How can I help looking in your eyes Wondering why, you and I haven't hit it Can't we get it on?

Jeff put his left hand around her waist and was waving his right arm in the air. He then placed his right arm around her waist and caressed her neck with his left hand as they swayed along to the music.

I'm kinda faded but I feel alright

Thinkin bout makin my move tonight

I can't pretend that you're only my friend

When you're holding my body tight

Cuz I like the way you're makin it move

I like the way you're making me wait

At the end of the night

When I make up your mind

You'll be coming on home

With me (yeah, yeah, yeah)

Matt, Amy, and Shane watched as they swayed to the beat of the music surrounded by a room full of people but they appeared to think they were the only ones in the room.

(Rap) When we first met the deal was stated

You stepped like my G's

the way we conversated

just another day around the way

we'll be up close with everything ok

cuz im not like the rest

indecision with the best

thoughts for my full court press

just because they hated

hows it go?

I'm faded

"They need to get a room," Amy said looking at Matt as she sat down at the table.

"He's drunk. I'm going to drive him home," Matt said digging in his pocket for his keys.

"You know they say liquor brings out your true feelings" Shannon said throwing his arms around Amy and Matt.

"Where the hell have you been?" Shane asked walking over to the table.

"Hey, married life has it's positives" Shannon blushed.

"Sex fiend" Amy teased.

"The sex fiends appear to be on the dancefloor" Shannon grinned nodding towards Tammy and Jeff.

I'm kinda faded but I feel alright

Thinkin bout makin my move tonight

I can't pretend that you're only my friend

When you're holding my body tight

Cuz I like the way you're makin it move

I like the way you're making me wait

At the end of the night

When I make up your mind

You'll be coming on home

With me (yeah, yeah, yeah)

"Tomorrow they'll deny any of this happened" Shane smiled.

"Oh yea, they won't believe us" Matt laughed as Tammy and Jeff continued dancing together.

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"Say man, I'm perfectly fine!" Jeff fussed as Matt and Shannon tried to get him to lie down in his bed.

"Man your fucking plastered" Shane chuckled pulling off one of Jeff's shoes only to have him kick him in the chest.

"Leave me alone!" Jeff shouted turning over pushing his face into his pillow.

"Say, can you stay with him tonight?" Matt asked Shane.

"Not after homeslice here just kicked me in the chest" he answered massaging his chest where Jeff had kicked him.

"Come on, Shannon is married. He has to go home!" Matt exclaimed.

"I want to go home! Have you guys seen my wife?" Shannon grinned.

"Yea, she is H-O-T!" Shane replied.

"Hey, stop checking out my wife!" Shannon fussed.

"Will you guys cut it out?" Matt yelled.

"Fine! I'll stay!" said Shane.

"Ughhh!" Jeff groaned and belched before he threw up on the floor next to his bed.

"Well, I'm gone!" Shannon yelled running out the house.

"Hey!" Shane shouted as Matt ran out behind Shannon.

"Amy's waiting on me!" Matt lied. "Can't keep her waiting or she'll be pissed" Matt said jumping in his car and speeding out of the driveway behind Shannon.

"Shit!" Shane muttered as he walked back into the house and to Jeff's room. He was hit with the strong odor of liquor and vomit. "Damn! Jeff, you need to get off your back before you choke on your vomit" he said turning Jeff on his side as Jeff threw up all over his pants and shoes. "Motherfuck? This is some bullshit!" Shane groaned as he stood there staring at his $100 pants and $300 shoes.

"I'll pay you for them" Jeff got out before he gagged and threw up again.

"Man, why are you so fucked up tonight?" Shane asked him from the bathroom as he grabbed some towels and the trash can on side of the toilet and placed it next to the bed.

"I don't know" Jeff slurred as Shane sat on the bed by his feet. "Celebrating being champ I guess" he mumbled as he gagged.

"Man, I'm going to the other room. You're jacked up!" Shane laughed.

"I'm not sleepy" Jeff mumbled into the pillow holding his stomach.

"What was up with you and Tammy dancing all up on each other? You wouldn't let her off the dancefloor for three more songs before you'd let us bring you home" Shane laughed.

"She felt good" Jeff grinned turning a shade of red.

"Man, are you into her again?" Shane asked cautiously.

"No. We're friends. She's just a friend I like to cuddle with" Jeff said honestly.

"Okay, when I cuddle with a girl it's because I want more than friendship. You are weird," said Shane shaking his head.

"It's not like that at all. She knows where we stand together" Jeff replied.

"Tonight she was laughing at your ass as you felt her up when she tried to help me put your stanking ass in the car" Shane informed him. "You embarrassed yourself!"

"I did?" Jeff groaned.

"Yep!" said Shane. "So, would you rather her be here than me? She's right down the road" Shane reminded him.

"I'm cool. I'm going to sleep" Jeff mumbled.

"Alright. I'm going to go call Tammy and put my mack moves on her" Shane teased walking to the door.

"She won't give you the time of day" Jeff snapped.

"How do you figure?" Shane answered getting a little offended.

"She's into serious type guys" he moaned as Shane stepped into the hall.

"Like who?" Shane asked but Jeff appeared to be sleep. Shane walked down the hall but realized he needed a shower so he headed to the room that had a bathroom attached to it. Just as he passed Jeff's door he heard him mumble, "Someone like me".

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"Ugh I have a hangover from hell!" Tammy whined as she accepted a cup of coffee from Amy.

"You should after last night. You and Jeff were all over each other" she smiled sipping her coffee.

"Who? Me? No way" Tammy said grabbing a cinnamon roll from the box on the table.

"Yes you! You guys were in your own world. Kinda like people when they're in love" Amy teased getting a cinnamon roll.

"Jeff and I are friends," Tammy said bluntly.

"Can you honestly say that you no longer find him attractive" she challenged folding her arms across her chest and tapping her foot.

"Well, no. well I guess he's cute in a sorta weird big headed with a nice set of lips sort of way" Tammy shrugged.

"Oh give it up! Do you hear yourself?" she burst out laughing as she repeated what Tammy had just said.

"Stop mocking me! He's cute.sexy, well he's easy on the eyes okay?" Tammy answered finally.

"You want his bo-dy! You think you lo-ve him!" Amy sang as she danced around the kitchen.

"Shh! Be quiet before Matt hears you! I'm going home. I'm sure Christy is ready to go home. The boy's are probably driving her up the wall by now" Tammy said drinking more coffee.

"Matt left an hour ago. You may want to stop by and check on Jeff. Matt left Shane to watch over him" Amy frowned.

"Oh no. I'll stop by there but I need a shower" Tammy said heading to take a shower. Thirty minutes later Tammy was turning into Jeff's driveway. She unlocked the door and headed to Jeff's room. There on the floor was Jeff who appeared to have fallen out of the bed into his own vomit. "Ugh!" Tammy gagged as she got closer to him. "Jeff? Honey, get up" she asked nicely while pulling his hair back from his face.

"I'll be okay" he answered in a drab voice as he stood up with the support of the bed and stumbled to the bathroom.

"You need any help?" she asked a minute later.

"No, well maybe a little" he admitted as she walked into the bathroom to find him completely naked sitting on side of the tub.

"Would you like a shower?" she asked trying not to stare at his flat tanned stomach.

"Bubblebath" he said reaching for the faucet and almost falling into the tub.

"Whoa! Just get in the tub Rainbow," she said getting on her knees and turning on the faucet to a comfortable temperature as she poured bubblebath under the flowing water.

"Thanks Angeleyes" he groaned lying back.

"Why did you call me that?" she asked grabbing two towels.

"Your Matt's Angelface. You're my Fallen Angel but right now you remind me of an angel when I look into your eyes. You look innocent, almost untouchable," he said reaching out and caressing her face. She grabbed his hand and started to soap up his arm with the shower gel and wet the towel and started to bathe him.

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"Hey, what's going on between you and Jeff?" Matt asked as Tammy washed her car in the driveway.

"We were just having fun. Nothing special" she shrugged.

"I see. So, you know Jeff is back with Liz? They plan on getting married in a few weeks," Matt said quickly.

"Oh, well let me go call and congratulate Jeff" Tammy smiled. "Dry my car off for me while I go call him. Be right back," Tammy shouted as she entered the house and closed the door. She pressed her back against the door as tears rolled down her face as her heart started to ache. She ran upstairs to her room and sat on the side of the bed for s few minutes. She slowly placed her hand on the phone but paused to wipe the tears from her eyes.

"You are such a liar" Matt grinned leaning against the doorjamb.

"What are you talking about" she grinned as he walked over to the bed and sat next to her.

"Jeff isn't back with Liz. I lied to get a reaction out of you" Matt admitted.

"Why would you lie about something like that?" she asked as she hit him in the chest. He pulled her into his arms and hugged her tightly.

"I didn't think you'd react the way you did. I'm sorry," he said in a sweet voice.

"This is between us right?" Tammy asked as she wiped her eyes.

"Yes Angelface. It's between us. Now when are you going to tell Jeff how you feel?" he asked.

"I don't know. I'll tell him when the time is right" she promised.

"You'd better not wait too long. Jeff is dumb when it comes to knowing when someone likes him" Matt laughed.

"I know. I'll tell him," she said getting up and walking to the door. "Matt? Don't ever scare me like that again," she shouted as she pinched him on the arm.

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"What the hell?" Jeff frowned as he found a post it on the mirror of his bathroom for the second time that week as he shaved. "November 3rd? I do Raw on Monday, which is the 3rd. Why is this on here?" he wondered as he tossed the post it into the trash next to the toilet. He headed to the kitchen and grabbed a bowl to make himself a bowl of cereal. He opened the refrigerator and poured the little bit of milk into the bowl and noticed the carton of milk expired on November 3rd. "What is it with this date?" Jeff fussed as he ate his cereal. Ten minutes later he heard his front door open and close.

"Hey" Matt shouted from the living room.

"In here!" Jeff shouted placing the empty cereal bowl into the sink as Matt walked into the kitchen.

"What's up bro?" You ready to head out?" Matt asked.

"Not yet. I'll be ready in about 20 minutes. Shan and Shane got here yet?" Jeff asked as he headed down the hall to his room.

"No, but they're on the way" Matt answered following Jeff down the hall.

"We'll have a good time hanging out after the show. Just the guys like old times" Jeff grinned pulling a shirt over his head.

"Yea, no women! We can check out women without being conscious of our women" Matt bragged as he smoothed his sideburns down in the mirror and blew a kiss to himself.

"Where's Amy?" Jeff laughed.

"Hanging with Tammy, Trish and Marie" Matt answered primping in the mirror.

"Damn Matt! Your such a damn pretty boy!" Jeff taunted staring at Matt.

"Hey, don't be jealous because I'm the pretty brother" he teased.

"Whatever! I get more women than you!" Jeff chuckled pulling on a pair of jeans.

"What do you think the women will be up to tonight?" Matt questioned as Jeff pulled on a pair of socks.

"No telling with Marie hanging out with them" Jeff sighed running his fingers through his hair and smoothing his eyebrows.

"Jeff, with Marie here we may need to go bail them out of jail tonight" Matt laughed as Jeff grabbed his shoes and followed him out the room. "She is a little calmer after being married and divorced. That's a plus" Matt said placing his hands on his hips as Jeff put his shoes on.

"Yea but get a few drinks in her and it's wild Marie again" Jeff reminded Matt.

"Well, our women know how far to go. Atleast they better" Matt muttered heading out the front door.

"Yo bro, our women?" Jeff inquired.

"Oh, I forgot that Tammy isn't your woman anymore. Had a flashback to five years ago. You'd better hurry up because Shane is 3rd on the card. We'll head out after his match" Matt laughed as Jeff had a blank look on his face. "You okay?"

"Umm, yea! I'm cool" Jeff replied as he locked his door and followed Matt to the car. What is it with the 3rd? Monday was the 3rd but he couldn't for the life of him remember what was so special about that date.

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"Oh my God!" Tammy groaned as a sexy stripper named Pipelayer grinded in her face as Amy stuffed $10 into his g-string.

"Come here baby!" Trish shouted as he stood up on the table and shook his 11-inch tube sock in her face. "Shake it baby!" Trish demanded as he slapped her across the face with shingles hanging from his tube sock covered penis.

"Come here sexy!" Pipelayer shouted to Marie as he grabbed her hand and jumped off the table. He pulled her onstage and laid her down on the stage and got on top of her. He grinded on her in a slow sexy motion as all of the women screamed and wished they were in Marie's place.

"I need to get to Matt as soon as possible!" Amy breathed fanning herself.

"Jay is back home in Florida so I guess I'll be using my little friend tonight" Trish pouted.

"Atleast you two have men!" Tammy argued. "The only males in my life are my kids! Somehow, coloring and teaching them to write their names and words correctly isn't my idea of foreplay" Tammy sighed watching Pipelayer grind on Marie.

"You can always ask Jeff for the hookup" Amy elbowed Tammy.

"Ehh, Jeff isn't interested. He's still hung up on Liz. I don't want to get involved with Jeff unless I know it's a one way street. We'll have to be going the same way not in two different directions. I don't want anymore surprises in my next relationship" Tammy confessed.

"Girl, go to his house and climb into his bed naked. If he doesn't respond you know it's not meant to be" Trish waved her hand as Marie headed back to the table grinning like a Cheshire cat.

"Tammy, I don't get it. You and Jeff sleep together all the time! You two are the only two people I know who actually sleeps together and just sleep" Amy harassed as she took a drink of her Tequila.

"You talking about her and Jeff? I find that funny too. Just a little over a year ago they were hooking up with no strings attached. Now your locked up tight as Fort Knox and Jeff's playing hide the salami" Marie fussed sipping her Midori Sour.

"I don't want to use him like that" Tammy shrugged.

"Why do I get the feeling your interested in more than just casual sex?" Trish pried.

"Because I am. I'm not looking for a one night stand," Tammy admitted.

"Tammy! I know that look girl! You're in love again!" Marie accused leaning over the table looking into Tammy's eyes.

"I am not!" Tammy denied quickly turning her eyes towards the stripper wearing a Fireman's uniform.

"So you won't mind if I fix Jeff up with a friend of mine?" Trish probed.

"Not in the least!" Tammy replied sipping her chocolate martini as Trish pulled her cell phone out and started dialing her friends number.

"Tell her how cute Jeff is" Amy told Trish as she stared at Tammy who's leg was starting to shake under the table.

"Yea, I mean since Tammy's not interested go on and hook Jeff up. I mean I hear he's good in bed. I can't recall who I heard that from though" Marie pondered as Tammy rolled her eyes at her. "Oh! That was you Tammy. You told me how great he was in bed," Marie said looking smug.

"No!" Tammy shouted snatching Trish's phone out of her hand before she could push send. "He's mine" Tammy said with a serious look on her face as Trish, Marie, and Amy grinned widely.

"We knew you'd come around," Amy said patting Tammy on the back as Trish took her phone from her hand.

"Happy Birthday!" they all shouted to Tammy, as the waitresses placed a huge cake in front of her shaped like a penis complete with large testicles.

"Oh my God! You guys are too much!" Tammy cried as she made a wish and blew out the candle.

"What did you wish for?" Amy asked.

"I can't tell you" Tammy answered cutting into the cake and giving Amy a piece.

"Yea it won't come true if she tells" Trish added getting her a plate.

"Please! We all know she wished for Jeff to hook her up with some hot sex!" Marie said as she swiped a piece of frosting with her finger and licked it.

"You're wrong. I wished for something even you wouldn't guess Marie" Tammy said as she smiled widely and cut the top part of the cake shaped like the head of a penis causing them to wince and stuffed cake into her mouth.

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"You okay?" Victoria asked as Tammy put her wrestling boots on.

"Yea, I just got a call from a book company wanting to publish my book. It's great news plus it's my birthday and I have to wrestle tonight" Tammy grinned.

"Oh! Today is November 3rd huh? Happy Birthday" Stacy Keibler smiled.

"Yea, Happy Birthday girl" Victoria grinned.

"Thanks" Tammy said heading out the door and down the hall to find Trish.

"Hey birthday girl!" Jackie laughed giving her a hug and a medium sized box.

"Oh how sweet Jackie" Tammy said opening the box to find a pair of black Prada jeans like Jackie wore a few weeks before.

"You got me a pair!" Tammy shouted giving her a hug.

"Yea, I knew you liked mine so I went and got you a pair" Jackie sighed.

"Thanks girl" Tammy laughed.

"So, you going out tonight?" Jackie asked as Trish walked up.

"No. Trish, Marie, and Amy gave me a cake when we all went out Saturday" Tammy told her.

"Yea, and the cake was shaped like a huge penis, which was my idea" Trish bragged.

"Oh of course!" Jackie laughed.

"You should have saw Tammy cut the top of the cake off and eat it. It was the head of the penis" Trish giggled.

"I guess she likes giving head and getting it" Jackie teased as Jeff walked down the hall towards them.

"Hardy at 12 o'clock" Trish whispered.

"Hey" Jeff said stopping next to Tammy and looking in the box. "Nice jeans" he nodded. "I'll see you in a little while. I'm going to go write" he smiled waving his notebook in the air.

"Okay" Tammy said looking at him waiting for him to say something else.

"Well. okay" Jeff said walking off.

"He forgot my birthday" Tammy fussed. "I knew he was forgetful but he usually writes it down somewhere. I even put it on post its to remind him" Tammy groaned.

"He's a man. They forget!" Jackie laughed.

"I guess" Tammy said as Jericho walked towards her with a huge box and some balloons.

"Happy birthday sweetie" he smiled handing her the box and balloons and kissing her on the cheek.

"Thank you Chris" she said hugging him tight.

"Well, I'll see you in the ring" Jackie waved as she and Trish walked off.

"Well, another year. You still look as good as the day I first saw you" he flirted.

"Thanks. Should I open the gift now?" she asked.

"Umm, I wouldn't if I were you. Do it when your alone" he smiled wickedly.

"Okay" she laughed nervously eyeing the box and Chris.

"Enjoy the gift" he said walking off.

"I will!" she shouted after him. "I think" she mumbled heading back to the locker room to put her gifts up.

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Jeff sat in the front seat of his car and remembered a song lyric he'd come up with. He grabbed his laptop out of the backseat and turned it on. He waited for it to boot up. He sat back against the seat and wondered why Tammy had a funny look on her face when he'd just seen her in the hallway. She looked so pretty with her hair pulled back into a ponytail. She still had no idea of how much she turned him on. He thought about all the good times that they used to have together as a couple. Then again, they still did all of those fun things except for the sex part. He couldn't remember the last time he had some really mind-blowing sex. He knew that sex would be satisfactory everytime with Tammy. She always made sure he was thoroughly pleased. He missed that part of their relationship, the intimate part. He thought back to the night that they almost made love. He knew exactly whom he was kissing so why did he lie to her and tell her he was half asleep and imagining she was Liz? He hadn't thought of Liz in weeks. He'd met other women but he just wasn't into anything serious. The night he almost went all the way with Tammy was enough to fuck his mind up all over again. Her firm breasts were in the palm of his hand as he sucked her wide light brown nipples. Jeff felt a jerk between his legs as he thought about being sheathed by her warmth. He could have taken her right there that night but he panicked. Then she told him she liked someone else. He knew she loved hard and he didn't have a chance. Then he thought about how he was her first love and could get her back if he put his mind to it. His ego was on neutral for months but the only thing that stopped him from being with her that night was when the kids came into the kitchen right before he was about to rub ice cream on her neck and lick it off. He heard the laptop grinding as a picture of CJ and him stared back at him. He typed in his password: Fallen Angel. The laptop grinded and a family picture of him, Matt, CJ, Cal, and Tammy popped up onto the screen. He stared at it for he don't know how long before he noticed a strip in the middle of the screen reminding him to look at his calendar. He went to check his calendar and there was the date November 3rd staring back at him. He glanced down under the three and saw Tammy's Birthday staring back at him. "Shit!" Jeff shouted as he slammed his fists against the steering wheel. "Tammy's Birthday!" he shouted. He shut the laptop down and got out the car and locked it and jogged back into the arena.

"Happy Birthday" RVD said to Tammy as he handed her a bouquet of flowers.

"Thanks Rob. They're beautiful" she beamed as he grinned showing off his dimples.

"Well, I was wondering if you'd like to go out to dinner for your birthday tonight?" Rob asked as Jeff headed around the corner behind Tammy.

"Sure, that would be nice" she smiled sniffing the flowers. "I don't have any other plans tonight," Tammy said sadly.

"Okay well then we can leave about 11:30" Rob said leaning over and kissing her on the lips as Jeff stood there brooding. "Hey Jeff, how's it going?" Rob nodded as he pulled away from Tammy.

"Fine" Jeff smiled walking over to them.

"Well, see you later" Rob waved as he headed off to stretch before his match.

"So, what's up?" Jeff asked nodding towards Rob.

"He asked me out to dinner" Tammy shrugged.

"I guess you won't be hanging with me later then," he said morosely.

"Well, I didn't know if you planned on hanging out with the guys" Tammy told him as he pulled a rose out of her bouquet and sniffed it.

"Well, I was about to ask you to go out to dinner but I was a few minutes too late I guess" he said looking towards the room Rob entered a few seconds earlier.

"I'm sorry. Maybe we can meet up later" she suggested hoping he would agree to meet her.

"No, you go have fun. I'll find something to do. Happy Birthday" Jeff smiled faintly as he leaned over towards her lips. He stopped as Tammy stared into his eyes. He lost his nerve and kissed her on the left cheek. He pulled away and noticed the slight crease on her forehead, which appeared to be from her frowning. "Did she look disappointed?" he thought as he pulled away from her.

"Thanks" she said looking discontented.

"What's wrong?" Jeff asked.

"Well, I'd rather hang out with you" she said glancing down at the floor.

"Really?" Jeff asked as his heart started to race.

"Yes" she said shyly.

"Well, I suppose we can hook up after your dinner with Rob and have dessert" Jeff insinuated.

"Sure that sounds nice," she said cracking a half smile.

"I'll see you at the hotel later?" Jeff asked.

"Yea. I need to head over to the backstage area to go on out to the ring" she said backing up.

"I'll take those" he pointed to her flowers.

"Oh yea! Thanks. Can you get my gifts from Stacy in the locker room and put them in the car?" Tammy asked.

"Yea sure. I'll get a room for the two of us. Wanna share since we're heading out early?" he asked.

"Umm yea" she shrugged. "Call me on my cell to let me know where to tell Rob to drop me off" she backed up and then turned and ran to catch up with Jackie for their match against Trish and Victoria.

At 1:30 a.m. Tammy knocked on the hotel room door and Jeff opened the door wearing a pair of gray sweatpants and a black tank top. Tammy walked in and looked at the desserts on the tray. She walked over to it and picked up a chocolate covered strawberry and dipped it in the whipped cream and took a bite. Jeff stared at her juicy lips as she licked them and walked over to the sofa and sat down. He walked over and poured her a glass of champagne and handed it to her.

"Thanks" she said before taking a sip from the glass.

"Take it slow. You've already had too much" he laughed looking at her eyes, which were shining brightly.

"I'm okay" she giggled taking a drink.

"You want to get comfortable? I put your bag in the room" he pointed eyeing her red leather dress and jacket.

"No, I'm okay" she said sliding the jacket off her shoulders and placing it across the back of the sofa.

"Okay" Jeff laughed grabbing a plate of chocolate chip cheesecake and threw a few chocolate covered strawberries onto the plate and sat down next to her. "Here" he laughed breaking a piece of cheesecake with the fork and putting it to her mouth. She opened her mouth and placed her lips onto the fork as he slowly slid it out of her mouth. "Good?" he asked.

"Very" she nodded staring into his green eyes as she chewed slowly.

"You have a gift you didn't open" Jeff told her handing her the gift from Jericho.

"Oh, I was told to open this alone" she blushed.

"Why?" Jeff probed.

"Jericho's orders" she answered.

"Open it anyway! I wanna see it" Jeff teased as she tore the tape off the sides of the box and opened it. She gasped as Jeff pulled out a red and black teddy with matching thong panties. "Jericho really knows how to pick em!" Jeff laughed digging into the box through the tissue and pulling out some passionfruit flavored sex lubricant and a paddle to spank someone with. "Damn!" Jeff breathed slowly.

"Ooh, a paddle!" Tammy cooed as she grabbed the paddle from Jeff's hand and tried to spank him with it.

"You're drunk" he grinned snatching the paddle and box out of her hand. He set them down on the floor under the coffee table before eating a piece of cheesecake off the plate. She leaned over on him giggling uncontrollably. "Tammy, how much did you have to drink?" Jeff asked as he tried to feed her a chocolate covered strawberry but she held his hand and fed it to him and licked the juice off of his lips with her tongue. Jeff looked at her and imagined taking her to the bed and making love to her until the sun came up. He looked into her sleepy eyes and realized this wasn't the right time to take advantage of her. The old Jeff would have had her sprawled out on the floor naked a minute after she walked into the room.

"I had three glasses of wine. I stopped because I was getting dizzy" she said leaning on his chest and putting her arms around his waist.

"Hey, let's get you out of this dress" Jeff said leaning over her shoulder and unzipping her dress.

"Jeff!" she exclaimed turning red as she pushed away from him.

"Tammy, you can't sleep in this dress" Jeff told her as her mouth formed into an O as she breathed out the word "Oh". "I'll go get your bag," he said pulling her dress over her head and heading to the room to get her something to sleep in. He came back into the living room a few seconds later to see her stretched out on the sofa in her navy blue bra and matching panties. He grinned and walked over and placed her nightshirt on the table. He leaned over and pulled her knee length black boots and black thigh hi's off and put them under the table. He went to the room and grabbed the comforter off the bed and walked back into the room and placed it snugly over her body. She opened her eyes and grabbed his arm looking at him through exhausted eyes.

"Stay with me" she whispered to him. She reached out for him and he grabbed her hand.

"You sure? I can sleep in the room" he whispered.

"I don't want to sleep alone tonight" she sighed as he climbed over her and got under the cover behind her and pulled her close to him.

"Sorry I forgot your birthday earlier," Jeff said against her shoulder.

"It's okay. I left hints for you in your house" she smiled.

"The post-its?" Jeff laughed.

"Yes. I tried to remind you but obviously it didn't work" she grinned smiling at him over her shoulder.

"We'll plan something for your birthday later. Think about what you want to do or somewhere you want to go. We'll go somewhere special, I promise" Jeff smiled caressing her ass as she turned around to face him.

"Hey, stop touching my ass" she teased.

"It's so big I have no choice" he teased smacking her hard on her butt.

"Ouch! Jeff that hurts" Tammy cried rubbing her butt.

"You used to like it" he whispered.

"Only at a certain time" she admitted.

"Well, I could get the paddle and spank you for every year you've been on this earth" he threatened.

"I might just like that" she said in a syrupy voice as she ran her finger down his chest. She was definitely ready to give herself to him if he was willing.

"Go to sleep!" he fussed kissing her on the forehead.

"Okay" she whined. "Thanks Rainbow" she said kissing him on the lips. Her lips lingered there a few seconds and Jeff pulled away.

"Night sweetheart" Jeff said as they snuggled and fell asleep.

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"I can't believe we're going through this again!" Tammy sighed as Jeff grabbed her hand and walked into the studio and took a seat together on the couch.

"Well, well, well! Look who's back!" Howard Stern teased as he leaned into the microphone. "You went to Regis and Kelly before our show!" he accused. "I'm hurt!" Howard grinned.

"Hey Howard" Tammy waved.

"What's up man!" Jeff grinned.

"So, your World Champ now?" Artie asked. "Facing off against Chris Jericho this Sunday"

"Yes, I'm champ now" Jeff answered proudly. "Jericho and I will definitely butt heads this weekend. I look forward to beating his ass to retain my title" Jeff added.

"So, you've reached your goal of becoming champ. How does it feel?" Robyn asked from her booth.

"It feels awesome. I mean it's great to get to the top of that ladder and feel the rush from up there. The only thing more exciting is to fight to keep that spot" Jeff grinned.

"So Tammy, you have a title match coming up in a few days at Survivor Series against Trish Stratus. You've been Women's Champ before so are you ready to face Trish in that Hardcore match? You both have such pretty faces. Aren't you afraid of the consequences?" Stuttering John asked.

"Well, after Trish pushed me off of the top rope through the announcers table a few weeks ago, I'm ready to take it to her this Sunday. I have no qualms about what I'm going to do to Trish Stratus. If Chris Jericho interferes I'll have a Shooting Star Press waiting for him" Tammy said angrily selling the match.

"I saw that bump you took through that table and even I cringed from watching the impact as you crashed through the table" Artie shouted.

"Imagine experiencing it!" she laughed as she stood to show the purplish bruises on her back.

"Damn! That looks painful!" said KC.

"It's better now" Tammy assured them.

"So, you and Rock are divorced? The rumors is he cheated on you?" Howard asked.

"Yes, we've parted ways. Some men just aren't meant for marriage. Dwayne is one of those men" Tammy replied nicely to Howard. "We've remained friends after the divorce"

"You're a hot chick and he banged other women? He's an idiot! You keep yourself up and he's still looking for chicks to bang?" Howard asked as Tammy shrugged.

"He just made the next guy she hooks up with very lucky," KC said as he folded his arms.

"Hell yea he has!" Artie snorted.

"Well, I think that Tammy was ready to do the family thing and Dwayne wanted to do that but wasn't quite ready at the time" Jeff added.

"Jeff, are you involved with someone now?" Robyn inquired.

"Yes. I'm involved with someone now. It's an off and on type relationship right now" Jeff responded as he sat his World Heavyweight Title between them on the couch to adjust his black leather jacket.

"Are you and Tammy still close as you were a year ago?" Stuttering John asked.

"Yea, I mean I think that we've got this comfort zone with one another that a lot of people will never understand" Jeff laughed.

"We barely understand it" Tammy added as he handed her his title belt to sit closer to her.

"So you two aren't sexually attracted to one another?" KC asked suspiciously as they looked at one another.

"Not like we were in the past" Jeff answered as Tammy's heart raced.

"So if you had the chance you wouldn't bang her again?" Howard challenged.

"No. It would mess up our friendship" Jeff answered looking into Tammy's eyes.

"So Tammy, you don't find him sexier wearing that belt?" Robyn teased.

"Well, no. I'm ecstatic for him being champ. Jeff is an attractive man. Ladies will find him sexier with the belt. I see him as just sexy all the way around whether he's wearing it or not" Tammy smiled at Jeff causing him to blush.

"Does it bother you two having to kiss on TV?" Artie asked.

"No, we're comfortable with kissing on TV" Jeff answered as he took a sip of water from the bottle of Dasani water the show provided for him.

"Tammy? You okay with it?" KC asked.

"Yes" she answered.

"So you two think you'll never end up together because you've moved on?" Robyn asked.

"Yes, I've moved on and so has she. She likes someone a lot but she refuses to tell me who it is" Jeff teased as he elbowed Tammy.

"Who is it Tammy?" Artie asked.

"Probably his brother! Again!" KC taunted.

"No. Matt is happy with Amy and I'm happy for them" Tammy grinned.

"So, is he anybody in the business?" Howard badgered.

"Maybe" Tammy answered with a smirk on her face.

"See? That's all I can get out of her!" Jeff exclaimed as he pushed her playfully.

"Does the guy know you like him?" Stuttering John asked.

"Love. I love him, and no he has no idea" Tammy replied boldly staring at Howard.

"Is he in the room with us now?" Robyn shouted from her booth.

"Huh?" Tammy asked.

"Damn, Jeff! It's you she's in love with!" Howard pointed out.

"Where did that come from?" Tammy laughed. "I never said it was Jeff" Tammy tried to cover her secret quickly.

"Hmm, what do you think Jeff?" Robyn screamed.

"Umm, I think that if she was in love with me I'd know it" Jeff said scratching his head staring at Tammy.

"You've got the guy all nervous now" Stuttering John pointed to Jeff who appeared to be uncomfortable.

"So Tammy, if given the chance would you sleep with Jeff again?" KC asked.

"Well I don't know. Since he says no then I'll say no because it takes two to tango" she smiled sweetly.

"Dude! She's hot for you!" Artie shouted at Jeff.

"Well, I'm sure if she wanted me sexually we could work some things out" Jeff teased eyeing Tammy causing her to blush.

"Howard, stop starting trouble" Tammy fussed wagging her index finger at him.

"If we were to put you two in a room for three days, would you bang her Jeff?" Howard asked.

"Well, would people see us in the room or be taping us or would we just be hanging out alone?" Jeff questioned.

"Does it matter!" KC fussed.

"Umm." Jeff moaned as he pondered the question.

"Man if you have to think it over that means you'd bang her the first day!" Howard accused.

"Do you even find her attractive?" Robyn pried.

"Yes. She's very sexy" Jeff answered.

"Kiss her right now" Howard demanded.

"What?" Tammy said sitting up on the couch.

"You two kiss on cue on TV so it shouldn't be a problem to do it here," Artie said.

"No. I don't want to kiss him right now," Tammy said quickly.

"Come on! We want to see if you two still have that passion" Stuttering John piped in.

"I don't know man" Jeff sighed looking at a blushing Tammy.

"If you're not really into her then it shouldn't bother you" Howard said as Jeff turned to Tammy and placed his left arm around her waist and pulled her closer to him.

"I can't believe we're doing this!" Tammy groaned as Jeff leaned over and kissed her and she quickly kissed him and pulled away.

"Oh come on!" KC complained.

"You call that a kiss? I could get a better kiss from a fish!" Howard taunted. "Kiss like you mean it like on TV!" Howard shouted.

Tammy and Jeff turned back to each other and kissed like they did on TV. Jeff pulled her close as they deepened the kiss. Jeff's tongue probed her mouth as he pushed her back on the couch and kissed her slow and long. She ran her fingers through his hair as he ran his hand up her black leather pants pausing at her thigh.

"Whoa! Come up for air you guys!" Howard shouted as Jeff pulled away looking embarrassed. He sat up as Tammy sat up and fixed her red shirt and pulled her leather jacket back over her shoulders.

"You guys were hot for each other!" Robyn laughed.

"No, we do that on TV. It's for show" Tammy explained.

"You guys are in serious denial! I bet you both will be here this time next year as newlyweds" Howard snorted.

"Yea you two would have been naked if Howard hadn't interrupted you two" Artie swore.

"Naw, we knew when to stop" Jeff promised.

"So Jeff, will you have to approve of the guy she's in love with?" Howard asked.

"Absolutely. Matt will grill him too," Jeff said as Tammy rolled her eyes at him.

"If you are the man she loves does that mean you'll still be grilled by Matt?" Howard asked sarcastically.

"Funny man, but no. I'm sure he'll approve of me but I doubt I'm the guy she wants" Jeff shrugged.

"Why not? You're cute," Robyn said.

"Well, I'm a little annoying to her at times. I've been taping things since before we met with my camcorder. She catches me recording her and it's on. I forgot her birthday a few weeks ago and she didn't flip because she knows I forget things like that sometimes. I later found out she put notes up to give me a hint but I overlooked them. That's what annoyed her! I guess you could say I'm totally clueless to some things that's right in front of my face sometimes" Jeff laughed.

"You don't say!" Artie teased.

"Jeff, I wish both you and Tammy luck this Sunday at Survivor Series. I hope to see you two next year as much in love with each other as you are right now!" Howard said as they both stared at him with dumbfounded looks on their faces.

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"Lay off Matt! I was just as shocked as he was!" Tammy fussed as she painted a portrait of a sunset.

"Tammy you had a perfect opening and you froze!" Matt shouted at her through the phone as she turned her Lonestar CD down to hear his ranting.

"Matty don't make me feel any worse than I already do" Tammy sighed as she wiped paint onto her white smock.

"Well you both are being childish!" Amy shouted into the phone as she snatched it from Matt.

"Ames, I thought you'd be more supportive here! Give me a chance to get my nerves up and I'll tell him" Tammy whined as she turned to see Jeff in her paint room recording her with his camcorder. "Let me call you guys back!" she shouted as she hung up the phone and covered the camera lens.

"Stop!" Jeff laughed as he ducked away from her and kept recording her.

"Jeff, stop! I mean it!" Tammy warned as he stared at the CD player as "Tell Her" by Lonestar was playing.

"Pretty song" he said staring back at her with the camera.

"You mean your not making fun of my music tastes?" she questioned raising her right eyebrow.

"I actually like it. I like some country music" Jeff shrugged walking around the stool walking closer to Tammy.

"This is actually their greatest hits CD. I love it because it's so soothing to me whether I'm painting or driving" Tammy said as Jeff touched her right hand as she painted and slid it across the canvas in smooth strokes.

"That's pretty," he said placing his cheek against hers as he continued guiding her hand across the canvas.

"You think so?" Tammy frowned.

"Absolutely" Jeff said staring at her as he held the camera up and recorded them painting.

"Can you believe Howard the other day?" Tammy laughed.

"Actually I can. I think we have inside knowledge of our feelings" Jeff smiled backing up and sitting on the stool as he continued recording her.

"Speaking of feelings. I wanted to discuss something with you" Tammy said pulling the navy blue bandanna off her head.

"Okay, I'm all ears" Jeff smiled from behind the camcorder.

"Well, I've been having these feelings lately. I was surprised by these feelings."

"Mom, when are we going to see Santa Claus?" Cal asked coming into the room.

"We'll go in about a week when your Dad is here. Let December get here first" Jeff laughed pointing the camera towards Cal as he flexed his little muscles for the camera.

"Where's CJ?" Tammy asked Cal.

"He's in his room drawing. I guess I'll go and redo my Christmas list" Cal sulked as he headed back to his room.

"Was he pissed?" Jeff snickered.

"I believe so" Tammy grinned.

"Well, I'll see you later. I'm going to catch a movie with Shelly" Jeff said heading out the door.

"Who's Shelly?" Tammy asked nervously wiping her hands on her smock.

"A girl I met while getting a few things at the grocery store last week" he winked before heading out the room.

"Well I'll be damned!" Tammy sighed. "Competition!"

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"So what do you want to do next?" Shane asked later that night grabbing Tammy by the hand as they left the movie theater.

"It doesn't matter. I'm having a ball! Thanks for asking me out tonight. I was a little sad earlier" Tammy smiled.

"Well, why don't we go play some video games?" Shane suggested as he opened the car door.

"Where?" Tammy asked as he leaned over and kissed her softly on the lips. She leaned over and kissed him back not noticing Jeff come out of the theater with Shelly.

"There's my friend Shane over there. I recognize his car" Jeff grinned as they headed over to the car. As he got closer he stopped and turned to Shelly when he saw Shane kissing his date. "You know what? He's pretty busy," Jeff said as he guided Shelly to his car.

"So, I have video games at my house. We can hang out and order some Chinese food or pizza" Shane grinned.

"Okay, long as I can play myself on SmackDown Bring the Pain" Tammy shouted as Shane got in the car.

"Only if we can have a bra and panty match" he teased as he backed out of the parking spot.

"You would suggest that" Tammy laughed.

"Hey, I know it's the closest I'll ever get to getting you in your bra and panties" Shane fussed.

"You are so bad Shane! You need to hook up with Molly quick!" Tammy shouted ruffling his green hair as someone in a car blew at them while pulling up alongside Shane's side of the car.

"What's up man!" Jeff teased rolling down his car window.

"Nothing man! What about you?" Shane shouted across to Jeff.

"Where you heading to? Wanna hang out?" Jeff asked.

"Naw, we're heading back to my house. I'll see you tomorrow night at the house show though" Shane grinned.

"Who's your date?" Jeff teased.

"I think you know her" Shane said leaning back giving Jeff a clear view of Tammy waving at him.

"Tammy? Hey!" Jeff smiled waving back.

"Hi" she said before turning to look straight ahead.

"Well, you guys have fun" Jeff shouted leaning out the window.

"We will. I challenged her to a bra and panty match at my house so we'll get a little something to eat and get to it!" Shane grinned rolling up his window and heading out the parking lot.

"Shane that didn't sound right" Tammy chuckled.

"I know. I did it on purpose. Jeff is totally freaking out about us right now" Shane bragged.

"I don't like playing games Shane" Tammy complained.

"Do you want him?" Shane asked.

"Yes" she answered quietly.

"Well then trust me," he said rubbing her knee.

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"Hello?" said a sleepy female voice.

"Tammy?" Matt asked. "You and Jeff hooked up or what?" he laughed.

"My name is Shelly," she said with an attitude.

"Oh, sorry. Is my brother Jeff home?" Matt asked.

"Yes but he's busy" Shelly whispered and hung up in Matt's face and snuggled up next to Jeff. Ten minutes later Matt was standing over the bed staring at them.

"Jeff! Get your ass up! Come on!" Matt shouted slapping Jeff upside the head.

"What?" Jeff fussed.

"Don't you have a house show tonight?" Matt asked as Shelly woke up staring at him angrily.

"Yea, what time is it?" Jeff asked pushing his hair out of his face.

"It's 10:30 a.m. You need to be on the next plane out. I just called Tammy. She and Shane just left. I doubt if you'll make it to catch the same flight with them" Matt fussed. "You get dressed and leave!" Matt shouted over to Shelly as she gathered her clothes and stepped out into the hallway to get dressed.

"Shelly, I'll call you okay?" Jeff said over his shoulder a few seconds later as she headed out to her car to leave. Jeff covered his privates with his left hand and headed to the bathroom to take a shower.

"What's going on bro?" Matt asked from outside of the bathroom door five minutes later as Jeff took a shower.

"Nothing! I just overslept" Jeff answered.

"Who's Shelly?" Matt asked.

"A girl I met at the grocery store" Jeff shouted over the water.

"So, you serious about her?" Matt asked.

"Not really. I'm happy being single" Jeff replied.

"Really? I thought maybe you and Tammy would end up together!" Matt shouted through the door.

"Why is everyone assuming that? We kiss on TV because it's our job! Besides, she's in love with Shane" Jeff shouted.

"Helms?" Matt questioned leaning closer to the door.

"Yea, I saw them at the movies last night. Not only was she kissing him but she slept with him last night!" Jeff said turning the water off.

"How do you know she slept with him?" Matt asked in an annoyed tone.

"Because he basically told me they were going to have a bra and panty match at his house!" Jeff said walking out of the bathroom and grabbing a T- shirt, a pair of black boxer briefs and a pair of leopard pants and getting dressed.

"I don't believe she's in love with Shane or slept with him for that matter" Matt shook his head.

"I know what I saw! They were fucking kissing in my face! They didn't see me until they were leaving. They were all over each other man!" Jeff fussed slipping on his jacket, socks and shoes.

"Are you angry?" Matt grinned widely, which pissed Jeff off even more.

"What the fuck are you smiling at?" Jeff asked grabbing his travel bag from the closet and making sure his World Heavyweight Title belt was in it.

"You! You're jealous!" Matt accused.

"Please! I'm happy for her," Jeff said through clenched teeth.

"Are you?" Matt challenged.

"Yea!" Jeff huffed.

"Jeff?" Matt called out following him out the house to his car.

"What?" Jeff grunted as he threw his bag in the trunk and closed it.

"If you love her tell her" Matt told him. Jeff stared him straight in the eye and finally responded.

"I can't. I can't go there with her again. It was too much pain. I suffered for a year over that girl. I watched her date other guys in my face even though I was in love with her" Jeff sighed leaning against the car.

"She was single! That meant she was free to date. You're the one who continued sleeping with her and pretended there were no feelings between you two. You did that to yourself" Matt accused.

"She loves Shane so let her go there. It won't last" Jeff snorted.

"What makes you think it won't?" Matt inquired.

"She always picks the wrong guys to date" he laughed.

"Any guy in particular you think is the right man?" Matt scoffed.

"No" Jeff answered getting in the car and starting it. Matt leaned over into the car as Jeff turned the radio on.

"Jeff, Shane is into Molly. I know who Tammy's in love with and it's not Shane. It's you!" Matt shouted popping him upside the head as he turned and headed to his car and left. Jeff sat there in his car for the longest time just staring out into the gray sky before heading to the airport.

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Tammy sat in front of the canvas listening to her Lonestar CD trying to figure out what she wanted to paint. She couldn't think of a single thing to paint. She'd given up her job as headwriter for Raw a few weeks back because she couldn't focus as of late. She was working on a new romance book but got writer's block. The only thing she had to do was to go out there and wrestle. She was starting to dread even that. Something was missing in her life. She definitely was missing love, intimacy, and the closeness of a man. She was depressed for weeks after Amy told her Jeff had slept with Shelly that night he saw her with Shane at the movies. She kept her distance from Jeff because she feared what she'd say to him. She couldn't be alone with him. Jeff was gone. She'd lost him to another woman. She set the paintbrush down and headed downstairs to the kitchen and got a can of Vanilla Pepsi. As she headed upstairs Jeff came into the front door looking sneaky.

"I didn't know you were here" he smiled.

"I leave for Houston tonight" she informed him.

"Oh! Well I was looking for CJ's Leap Frog game," he said leaning on the stairs.

"You can go get it" she nodded.

"When are you going to stop listening to Lonestar? That CD is driving me crazy" Jeff laughed.

"Never, now that I know it drives you crazy" she told him.

"Well, do you need a ride to the airport?" he offered trying to change the subject.

"No, I'll drive myself" she answered heading up the stairs.

"You mad at me?" Jeff asked.

"No. I have no reason to be mad at you," she said with an attitude as she slowly sashayed up the stairs. "I'm taking a shower. Lock the door behind you!" she shouted down at him.

"Damn! What's her problem?" Jeff mumbled to himself as he headed upstairs to CJ's room and tucked the Leap Frog game under his left arm. On his way out he stopped by her room and heard the shower running. He saw a shopping bag of men's clothing on her bed. He glanced in the bag and saw men's underwear, pants and a few shirts. Hmm, she wasn't going to be alone in Houston. Looks as if she was shopping for a man about 210-230 lbs. Jeff pulled his cellphone out of his pocket and called Shane's cell number. He answered on the third ring.

"What's up?" Shane sang into Jeff's ear.

"Wanna hang out tonight?" Jeff asked.

"Oh, well actually I already have plans for my few days off. I wished you'd have asked yesterday but I'm committed to doing this Indy show tomorrow and Saturday" Shane explained.

"Oh, well I guess I'll surprise Tammy in Houston tomorrow and hang out with her until Sunday and then we'll head on to Raw together" Jeff said trying to get a rise out of Shane.

"Oh cool. I'm sure she'd enjoy that. Jeff, if you want her tell her before it's too late. I'm not going to be in Houston with her if that's what you're thinking" Shane told him.

"Shane, butt out! Anyway, I never said you were going to be with her" Jeff argued.

"Well, if you really want to know what happened between us that night in the bra and panty match, I won" Shane laughed.

"What makes you think I wanted to hear that?" Jeff screamed.

"Because it was only a match on the new Smackdown Bring the Pain game!" Shane shouted.

"A game?" Jeff asked cracking a smile.

"A game Jeff" Shane chuckled.

"You two didn't sleep together?" Jeff asked.

"No! She kissed me back but no sex! I think she's horny though. I can tell by how quick she responded. If you weren't my friend I would have taken care of her but I do have morals" Shane laughed.

"Ha ha! Well, I'll talk to you later. Take care Shane" Jeff grinned as he hung up the phone and headed down the hall to Tammy's paint room and stuffed her Lonestar CD in his back pocket and headed out to his motorcycle.

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"Breathe" by Prodigy filled the room as Tammy continued hitting the punching bag while Marie and Dena stood there shaking their heads laughing.

"Who in the hell pissed you off?" Dena shouted over the music scaring Tammy and causing her to jump behind the punching bag holding her chest.

"You two scared the hell out of me!" she expressed.

"You must not be living right" Marie laughed walking over to her.

"I was just working out a little" Tammy explained wiping sweat from her forehead.

"In the garage?" Dena asked pointing to the right side of her garage where the punching bag hung.

"It relaxes me" she exclaimed pulling her gloves off and walking into the kitchen for a glass of water.

"How was Houston last week?" Marie asked.

"It was nice. Weather was definitely warmer than here in Cameron" Tammy answered before gulping up the leftover water in her glass.

"So, you and Jeff getting it together?" Dena asked.

"No. We drove separate cars to Raw and drove home separately" Tammy said heading to the living room.

"So, in other words you two are drifting apart?" Dena questioned.

"I guess so. He keeps his distance from me and I give him his space" Tammy shrugged as Marie went through her mail.

"Bill, bill, junk, bill, junk, ooh pizza coupons!" Marie shouted putting the coupons to the side.

"You know you have a collection notice? How the hell are you a billionaire and you have a collection notice?" Dena laughed looking at a letter.

"That was those damn 12 CD's for 1 cent. I didn't order them and they billed me for them after I returned them" Tammy fussed.

"You haven't opened your mail in days I bet. You have an envelope here claiming to be from a Prince Charming" Marie laughed.

"Yea right!" Tammy grinned.

"No, she's telling the truth" Dena grunted as she read the letter over Marie's shoulder.

"What? Let me see?" Tammy said grabbing the letter and opening it and reading it. "Apparently, he'd like to meet me on Thursday at Mount Airy Lodge in Mt. Pocono, Pennsylvania" Tammy smiled holding a plane ticket in her hand.

"You know its Jeff!" Dena squealed clapping her hands together.

"Hey, Jeff was never this romantic! His idea of romance was planting my flowers in Houston into a heart shape" Tammy chuckled remembering how sweet he looked when he saw the result of his hard work that following spring.

"Girl, go! He may be trying to tell you he wants to try again!" Marie sad trying to convince her.

"Trust me guys, Jeff isn't going to be there. It's not him!" Tammy fussed heading for the front door.

"Where are you going?" Dena asked.

"To Jeff's house to see if he knows anything about this ticket" Tammy frowned looking at the brochure for the lodge.

"No! What if he's actually trying to be romantic for a change? I'll go down there with you to this cabin until the guy gets there and then I'll leave if it's Jeff. If he's someone else we'll turn around and leave together" Marie promised.

"I don't know" Tammy groaned.

"Don't say anything to Jeff about it because if it's him he wants you to be in suspense" Dena guessed.

"Okay. Guys I'm telling you this is in no way from Jeff's mind" Tammy laughed as she waved the envelope.

"Stranger things have happened" Marie commented.

"Yea, I mean Marie actually fell in love and married Rikishi" Dena snorted.

"You're right!" Tammy smiled.

"Hey! Don't bring me into your love story! Leave my love life out of this. Besides, I'm totally into Maven now. Christmas is in two weeks. Maybe you two can be a real family by then. Now let's order pizza and enjoy this girl's weekend" Marie said picking up the phone and dialing for pizza. "The boys and I will need our down time later though. I brought cartoons!" Marie said jumping up and down like a kid.

"Oh no! I guess we'll be hanging out watching Charlie's Angel's Full Throttle by ourselves" Dena frowned.

"Yea, it's just you and me kid" Tammy laughed throwing her arm around Dena's shoulder as Marie danced as she ordered pizzas.

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"Hey, Matt told me he and Amy are keeping the kids this weekend" Jeff said to a quiet Tammy.

"Yea. I have somewhere to go" she replied staring out the window.

"Well, I'll be out of town as well. I won't be back until early Monday" he commented before looking over at her.

"Why are you staring at me?" Tammy asked staring straight ahead.

Why are you angry at me?" Jeff asked.

"I'm not angry. By the way, have you seen my Lonestar CD?" she asked as he pulled into her driveway.

"No. I haven't seen it at all" he lied putting the car in park.

"Oh well I can't find it. You were the last person in my house the day I listened to it" she said getting out to get her bag from the backseat.

"I didn't steal your little CD!" he shouted getting out of the car and walking over to her.

"I didn't say you did Jeff! Why are you yelling at me?" she asked in shock.

"Because! Because you act as if you're angry with me. What have I done to offend you?" Jeff asked.

"Nothing" she lied thinking about when Amy let it slip that Matt had found Jeff in bed with Shelly and she frowned a little.

"Well, if you were angry you'd tell me right?" he asked.

"Yea" she mumbled heading to the house.

"See you on Monday!" he shouted getting into the car. As he pulled out onto the road he opened his glove compartment and pulled out his plane ticket and the Mount Airy Lodge brochure. "We'll see how you act on Thursday night. In a little over 24 hours we'll be alone and I have plans for you my little Princess" Jeff smiled as he threw the ticket and brochure back into the glove compartment and headed home.

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"I don't want to do this!" Tammy whined as the driver, Rafael took State Road 940 heading to the city of Mt. Pocono.

"Stop complaining. This is the time to be happy that Jeff is doing this" Marie shouted at her. They rode on for about another half-hour before speaking again.

"I hope this is Jeff and not an obsessed fan," Tammy said rubbing her shoulders. "Can you turn the heat up?" she asked Rafael.

"Sure. The fireplace should already be set for you at the cabin. They usually have everything set up for you to be comfortable. It's always freezing here," Rafael said adjusting his rearview mirror to check Marie out. "I like those thong type pants you wear down to the ring. I think you are so sexy. Well, both of you are but I like real thick women" he smiled eyeing Marie.

"Thank you. I would put them on and model them for you but it's freezing out here and my boyfriend would kill me" Marie flirted.

"Well, we're here" he said pulling up to a beautiful cabin.

"Nice" Tammy whispered as Rafael grabbed her two bags. He took them into the cabin while her and Marie took in all of the beautiful white snow.

"Christmas is two weeks away and I'm already thinking of leaving LA and going to Houston. Atleast it will be around 35 degrees. I want snow for Christmas though" Marie whined as she picked up some snow and threw it in Tammy's face.

"No you didn't!" Tammy screamed as she picked up some snow and started a snowball fight with Marie. As Rafael came out of the cabin he was bombarded with snowballs as well.

"I see you ladies are having a ball" he laughed. "Ma'am there's a message for you in the cabin. It's from your Prince Charming" he grinned.

"Oh okay, well I'll be right back. Marie you coming?" Tammy asked wiping her hands on her black pants.

"No, I'm going to stay here and enjoy the view" Marie smiled innocently as Tammy went up the steps and into the cabin. "Okay Rafael, let's roll!" Marie shouted heading to the car and getting in as Rafael started the car and pulled out onto the long trail leading to the nearest road.

"Hey! Where are you guys going!" Tammy shouted standing in the door. "This is bullshit!" Tammy screamed pulling her purple parka closed and heading back into the cabin. She pulled her black leather gloves off and realized how nice the cabin was. A beautiful quilt was thrown across the back of the sofa. She then noticed the black and white fur rug in front of the fireplace. Tammy went to her purse and grabbed her cellphone and dialed Marie's cellphone number.

"Hi this is Marie. If this is Tammy, have fun girl! I'll see you on Tuesday at Smackdown because I know you'll be coming after me!" she laughed as the phone beeped for the caller to leave a message.

Tammy hung up and dialed Dena's number. "Hello, Bill and I are on vacation. We'll get back to you soon. Have fun in the Poconos Tammy!" Dena yelled as Bill laughed in the background.

"Why do I feel as if I've been setup?" Tammy groaned as she dialed Kathy's cell number.

"This is Kathy. Leave a brief message at the tone. If this is Tammy I'm sorry girl but I can't come and get you" she chuckled. "Have fun and fill me in on all of the details later" she said before the message ended.

Tammy dialed Trish's number and Jay answered. "Thank God Jay! It's me Tammy. Can you tell Trish I need her to get someone to come pick me up? I'm in cabin 32. I'm in the Poconos in Pennsylvania" Tammy begged tapping her big black boots against the floor. She heard Trish whispering something in the background

"Well, I didn't know!" Jay shouted at her. "Umm, I'm sorry. You have the wrong number," he said in a voice sounding like Arnold Schwartzenegger's.

"Jay! I know this is you!" Tammy laughed as he hung up. She called back and got Trish's voicemail. "Very funny you guys. I." she stopped and hung up the phone as she heard a car door slam. By the time she got to the door a guy wearing a hooded navy blue parka was coming in holding a bag over his shoulder.

"Don't let the driver leave!" she started as she saw the guy pull his hood off of his head. He turned and smiled.

"Jeff? It was you?" Tammy laughed. "Thank God!" she sighed placing her hand on her chest.

"I'm glad to see it was you too. I mean I guessed and hoped it was you" Jeff said wiping snow off his shoulder and sitting his bag next to the sofa. This is nice" he said walking around and headed through a wooden door. "Damn! Tammy, you need to see this!" he shouted.

"What?" she asked as she stepped into the room and saw a huge bed. "This is beautiful. Jeff?" she said as he yelled from the next room.

"We actually have a red heart shaped tub!" Jeff laughed peeping out the door.

"Really?" Tammy smiled walking in and checking out the beautiful bathroom.

"Hey, did you see this glass over here?" Jeff asked pointing. They both walked over and saw a huge swimming pool behind the glass.

"Oh my God! We have our own swimming pool" Tammy gasped. "You planned all of this?" she asked Jeff.

"No, I thought you did! I received the ticket and brochure here. That's why I was trying to figure out why you'd be mad at me and be planning this getaway" Jeff smiled.

"I received a ticket and brochure in an envelope from Prince Charming" Tammy laughed.

"What! Mine was from my Princess. Let me call Matt" he said pressing the button to dial Matt's number through voice tag. "Matt's cellphone" he said into the phone and it dialed Matt's number.

"Hey, this is V.1 and only. The Sensui of Mattitude!" Leave a message and I'll get back to you as soon as possible. Jeff, I hope you and Tammy are having fun in the Poconos. You guys better loosen up and have fun" he said as Amy giggled in the background. Jeff hung up the phone and looked at Tammy. "We've been setup" he breathed heavily. "Matt and Amy, those sneaky little."

"No, it was also Marie and Dena. Kathy was also in on it along with Trish too" Tammy said shaking her head.

"Well, we might as well take advantage of all this until Monday morning" Jeff said heading back to the living room area. Tammy followed him out and headed to the fireplace to warm up as he headed to the kitchen area. "We have a fully stocked refrigerator," he shouted walking back into the living room eating grapes.

"Cool" Tammy said shrugging out of her coat as Jeff went back to the kitchen and banged around for about 20 minutes. He touched her on her shoulder and handed her a cup of hot chocolate. "Thanks Rainbow" she smiled.

"You're welcome. I put some chicken breasts and a few potatoes, and a blueberry pie in the oven. I just turned off the green beans so we'll be set in a little while," he said sitting next to her and sipping his cocoa.

"This is nice," she said staring into the fireplace.

"Yes it is" Jeff sighed as he leaned over and caressed her hair.

"So, you thought I was the one who set this up?" Tammy asked looking into his green eyes.

"Yes I did. The only thing was that you were being so mean to me" he frowned as he sipped his cocoa.

"Oh that" she nodded blowing on her cocoa. "Well, I was a little pissed" she giggled.

"Why?" Jeff exclaimed. "Is this about that Lonestar CD?" he fussed.

"No, Shelly" she replied looking at the red, orange, and white flames crackling in the fireplace.

"Ohh! That's what you were acting upset about? Why?" he asked grinning.

"I don't know. Knowing that you slept with her irked me" she shrugged sitting the cocoa on the coffee table and started fiddling with her purple and black sweater.

"Tammy, were you jealous?" Jeff asked in a low tone.

"Maybe, just a little" she answered cracking a smile.

"Why?" Jeff asked sitting his cocoa down.

"I was being stupid. I got over it" she sighed.

"Did you? I thought you were in love with Shane the night I saw you two kissing in the parking lot of the movie theater" Jeff confessed. "Shane later told me it was a bra and panty match on a video game you two played but I'd already slept with Shelly. I felt bad afterwards. I was a little pissed at you too" Jeff admitted and then continued. "I don't know why I slept with Shelly. Well, she was there I guess. I was imagining you doing the things you did to me to Shane. Needless to say I was jealous and pissed" Jeff blushed.

"Well, I haven't slept with anyone since Dwayne. It's not that I didn't want to but I wanted the next man I'm intimate with to be the right one" Tammy told him. "I hoped this trip was your way of making up for forgetting my birthday"

"Ohh. I wish I did think of this. So, we both have feelings for one another and it took for us to be trapped here for a few days to admit it!" Jeff chuckled as he threw his arm around her shoulder and pulled her against him.

"You are so warm" she groaned as he grabbed the quilt and threw it over the couch covering them both.

"So are you. This feels really good," said Jeff.

They lay there for about 30 minutes before getting up and eating dinner. They sat up and played a few board and card games they found in a glass cabinet. After playing Connect Four, Checkers, and Uno" they decided to head off to bed. Jeff took his bath first while Tammy looked around the cabin and ran up on two costumes hanging in the closet. One had Prince Charming on it and the other had Princess on it. Tammy laughed at how goofy their friends were being. She waited until Jeff came out and showed him the bags. He suggested they dress the part. Tammy headed to the bathroom and took a long bath and finally got out after an hour. She slipped the strapless pink dress on over her black bustier and black panties. She then covered her shoulders with the pink chiffon drape. She stuck her hand down in the bag and pulled out a pair of clear see through shoes. "Am I Cinderella?" she thought to herself and laughed. She pinned her hair up and grabbed the tiara and found the little comb and pushed it into her hair. She walked into the living room to find Jeff fiddling with the stereo while Puddle of Mudd played.

"Whoa! You look great," he said catching his breath.

"So do you" she said glancing at his black tuxedo. "What are you doing?" she grinned as he walked over and twirled her around.

"Let's dance" he laughed as they danced for the next hour to Tool and Puddle of Mudd. "You're one hip Princess" Jeff laughed as they fell back on the sofa out of breath.

"I don't know many Prince Charming's who are as cool as you" she breathed hard trying to catch her breath.

"Yea you know me. I love dancing to any kind of music" he laughed getting up and putting a CD into the CD player on the stereo. A few seconds later "Tell Her" by Lonestar filled the room as he walked over to her with his hand stuck out. "Dance with me my fair Princess" he whispered.

"You took my CD" she grinned as she took his hand and swayed to the music with him.

"I actually like it so I've been listening to it. Copied it for myself" he smiled leaning forward and placed his head on her shoulder. They held on to each other tight for the next few minutes as the song ended and "I'm Already There" filled the room. Jeff pulled away and stared into her brown eyes. "I've missed being like this with you. That night in my bed, it wasn't Liz I was kissing. It was you. I was all ready to seduce you that night by spreading ice cream on your neck and licking it off when CJ and Cal woke up and interrupted" Jeff confessed.

"Wow, I had no idea. I wanted you that night too. The only man I've had on my mind these past few months was you. When you pulled that bandanna off in the kitchen that night I realized my true feelings for you" Tammy said as she caressed his left cheek with her right hand. "For my birthday, I wished for us to find our way back to one another" she whispered. He pulled away from her and put the quilt down on the fur rug in front of the fireplace. He turned and noticed Tammy wasn't standing behind him. She came out of the bedroom with the comforter and four pillows in her arms with a huge smile on her face.

"That's my princess" he laughed as she sat down on the quilt and fixed the pillows and cover for them to lie on. Jeff pulled his jacket off and then kicked his shoes off to get out of his pants. He unbuttoned his shirt slowly as he gyrated his hips in her face causing her to blush. He had two more buttons to go when she pulled him down next to her. "Aren't you going to get comfortable?" Jeff asked eyeing her dress as "Say Yes" by Floetry filled the room.

"You made a mixed slow CD" she grinned. "I guess I'm a little nervous. Like our first time together" she said looking down at the comforter. "You were my first love and my last. Here we are back together just like 5 years ago" she trembled.

"Baby, it's okay," Jeff said in a soothing voice as he removed the drape from around her shoulders and kissed her collarbone and worked his way down to her wrist where he stared into her eyes as he kissed her wrist lightly.

"Rainbow" she choked out as she unbuttoned the last two buttons on his shirt and yanked it down his shoulders as she kissed his shoulder and worked her way down to his chest, which was sprinkled with dirty blonde hair. She licked and sucked both of his nipples as he shivered and bit down on her neck. She winced as he continued biting and nipping on her neck. He sucked her neck hard causing her to move closer to him. Jeff unzipped the back of her dress and she stood up and pulled it off. She stood in front of him in a strapless black bustier and black panties. His eyes slid over her approvingly and stopped at her shapely calves. He leaned over and kissed her left thigh and slid his tongue down to her calf. He looked down at the clear heels she was wearing.

"Are you my Princess or Cinderella?" he laughed looking up at her as he pulled her left shoe off.

"I think I'm a little of both" she grinned looking at her shoes as he pulled her down onto the quilt. He grabbed her right foot and pulled the shoe off and kissed her foot before sucking on her big toe. "Ooh baby, you know how to make me feel good" she moaned trying to pull her foot away but Jeff kept sucking on her toe gently which sent shivers up and down her spine not to mention to her very core. She pulled her foot away and got on her knees and pulled at the waistband of his black underwear. She looked up at him with that devilish grin he loved so much. She pushed him back onto the pillows and pulled his underwear down over his hips. She paused to look at his rock hard cock that was looking so suckable at the moment. She pulled his underwear completely off and caressed his hard cock and balls gently with her hand.

"Tammy" he moaned reaching for her. She lay down next to him just as he flipped her over on her back and stared into her eyes. "Before we make love I need to know if you're really ready for this because if we go there and you change your mind later my heart will be crushed. If you're not sure this is what you want then we need to stop because I love you and I truly believe that you love me. Once I start kissing you, I won't be able to stop. All you gotta do is say yes" Jeff whispered grabbing her face between his hands.

"I've never been as sure about anything in my life" Tammy said through tears. "I don't want you to stop kissing me, so yes" she laughed pulling him in for a gentle butterfly kiss.

He pulled away and sat on the quilt and pulled her into his lap. As she straddled him he grabbed the left side of her black panties and ripped them off. As he entered her he pulled her breasts out of the bustier and sucked each one as they both grinded against each other. They were both dripping with sweat but they continued to ride to that place that only the two of them could take one another. They both moaned and cried out as they both experienced multiple waves of pleasure. Tammy lay back on the quilt while she was still straddling him. She rolled her hips as she jerked and her eyes were glazed over with pure pleasure. Jeff rubbed up and down her stomach causing her to purr and quiver. He got up and lay on top of her staring at her as she continued to jerk.

"Just let it flow baby" he smiled rubbing her face as she stared at him with a look of content on her face. "You look so beautiful" he smiled kissing her on the cheek.

"I love you," she shouted between breaths causing him to laugh.

"I know princess. I love you too" Jeff grinned pushing her wet hair out of her face. "Wanna go make love in the pool?" he asked excitedly.

"Not yet. I need you right here," she said in a sexy voice as she pulled him down on her and wrapped her legs around his waist.

"You're going to wear me out aren't you?" he asked with a huge grin on his face.

"Would you have a problem with that?" she asked pushing his hair behind his ears.

"Hell no! I just know how you are when it's been awhile" he smiled. He got a serious look on his face and caressed her face before speaking. "Tammy, will you marry me?" he asked in a nervous voice.

"Jeff? Are you serious?" she asked trying to sit up but he was pining her down.

"I'm not letting you go anywhere" he told her as she giggled a little.

"Yes baby, I'll marry you. I know you're not into big weddings so we'll do something simple. Not the courthouse though" she added just as he was about to suggest the courthouse.

"Can I pick the spot?" he asked.

"I trust you" she smiled up at him.

"Okay, on my property on top of this hill I like" he suggested.

"The one we used to sit on and look at the stars?" Tammy asked.

"Yea. Our family and friends will be there. I think we should do it in May when the weather is beautiful. It won't be too hot" he guessed.

"Pick the date and I'll show up" Tammy said kissing him.

"Hold up. I was hoping this would happen so." he said leaning over and grabbing the tuxedo pants and pulled a little black velvet box out of the right pocket.

"Oh Jeff" she sighed covering her mouth with both of her hands.

"I love you and I always have. I saw this ring and thought of you. I know you're a billionaire now but you shop at Wal-mart so I figured a $1,000,000 ring wasn't necessary" he laughed showing her a 4-carat diamond ring. She stuck her left hand out at him and he slipped it on her finger.

"You know you could have slipped a rubberband around my finger and I'd still marry you" Tammy grinned.

"Well in that case." Jeff muttered trying to take the ring back.

"No! It's mine and so are you!" she fussed slapping his hand away playfully before pulling him in for a kiss.

"We'll swim, make love, play in the snow, make love, roast some marshmallows in the fireplace, make love again, take a bath together and make love in that hot tub." Jeff continued.

"Whoa! There's a TV and a DVD player in the bedroom. I saw a few DVD movies in there too. Can't we pop popcorn and just be romantic atleast once?" Tammy asked as Jeff looked at her like she was crazy.

"I've been waiting to get you back for years and now you want to look at movies?" Jeff fussed.

"Umm, baby. A few of the movies were porn movies" she grinned.

"Well why didn't you say so?" he yelled reaching over and getting his camcorder out of his bag and turned it on.

"Oh no" Tammy groaned as he got up and threw her over his shoulder as she pulled the comforter across the living room floor as Jeff packed her to the bedroom and closed the door.

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"Yea so now I'm going to be on Raw with Amy" Matt explained to Jay and Trish as Kathy applied eyeliner to Amy.

"That's so awesome" Adam grinned jumping up on the counter behind Kathy.

"Dena, you think you can edge me up a little in the back?" Matt asked.

"No problem" she motioned for Matt to sit down as Marie and Jackie walked into the hair and makeup room.

"Hey everybody. I had to come visit you guys tonight. Anyone heard from the lovebirds?" Marie asked taking a seat. "According to Rafael he drove them to the airport but they appeared to be angry at one another" Marie sighed.

"Damnit! I knew locking them up would only make it worse!" Amy groaned.

"Why?" Trish asked.

"Because I told her that Matt caught Jeff in bed with some girl named Shelly" Amy shouted as Shane Helms and Jericho walked into the room.

"Jeff hooked up with Shelly from the grocery store?" Shane asked.

"Yep" Matt answered staring at Amy angrily.

"It slipped out okay!" Amy screamed.

"That's fucked up," Jackie said shaking her head.

"Man, we all thought for sure this plan would work!" Trish scowled sitting on Jay's lap.

"Well, maybe they worked some things out for the better" Kathy shrugged.

"Kat honey, you don't actually believe that do you?" Adam teased.

"She's trying to be positive Adam" Jackie scolded him.

"Hey, you jackasses were the ones who got the idea from Howard Stern's show to lock them in a room together for a few days. You assclown's should have listened to my plan to lock them in the basement and not let them out until they admitted their feelings to one another. Instead you ignoramuses put them out in the snow where they could lock one another out because I'm sure there was more than one room. In a basement there was nowhere to go!" Jericho argued.

"You guys they're coming this way!" Bill Goldberg said running into the room and cracking the door.

"I hate you even more!" Jeff shouted down the hall as he and Tammy headed to the hair and makeup room.

"Oh fuck off! You are so disrespectful! I refuse to even be in the same room with you!" Tammy screamed.

"Like I give a damn! I hate breathing the same air as you, you crazy bitch!" Jeff screamed at her right outside the door.

"Who are you calling a bitch you fucking bastard!" Tammy yelled slapping Jeff hard across the face as he grabbed her and they fell back against the door and tumbled onto the floor in front of everyone.

"Whoa! Jeff! Stop it!" Matt screamed as Jeff climbed on top of Tammy and started choking her.

Amy and Marie jumped on Jeff's back as Trish and Jackie pulled Tammy up off the floor.

"You guys stop it!" Shane shouted at the top of his lungs.

"I will never work with you! I want Shane McMahon to write someone else on as my TV girlfriend because I can never make the fans believe I enjoy you being my girlfriend!" Jeff shouted at Tammy.

"You know what? I'm back on the writing team and I'll write myself out you jerk! I could never see you as my boyfriend anyway!" she screamed back at him holding her throat as Matt and Adam held Jeff back from her.

"So, what do you see me as?" Jeff shouted.

"My husband!" Tammy shouted as everyone looked around the room at one another as Jeff walked over to Tammy and pulled her in for a long passionate kiss.

"Those bastards were pulling our legs!" Jay screamed.

"That's right!" Jeff laughed looking into Tammy's eyes.

"You guys fooled us so we decided to fool you all" Tammy smiled flashing her engagement ring.

"Oh my God! It's about time!" Matt sighed before hugging Tammy and Jeff.

"You guys had me worried there for a minute" Amy grunted as she hugged them tightly.

"You assclown's aren't getting a wedding gift" Jericho fussed shaking Jeff's hand and hugging Tammy.

"You're back on the writing team too? Congrats" Dena said hugging them.

"We'll all have to go out and celebrate after the show," Kathy said as Adam nodded in agreement.

"Maven and I can go out dancing and have some fun" Marie smiled. "I'll call up Rikishi and some of the SmackDown guys to come celebrate with us. They're only an hour away"

"That sounds cool" Shane Helms replied grabbing Jeff's hand and giving Tammy a big hug.

"What made you decide to get back on the writing team?" Matt asked.

"Well, I got my book picked up by a publishing company a few weeks back. I realized how much I miss the writing on Raw and SmackDown. I'll do both shows but I'll need it to keep me busy when I'm not in the ring" she smiled.

"You're retiring from wrestling?" Trish pouted as Amy walked over to her.

"Are you?" Amy questioned.

"No. I'm just going away for about a year. Jeff wants us to try for a baby as soon as possible. We'll marry in May so maybe I'll get pregnant on the honeymoon" Tammy teased.

"All that sex we had at the cabin you should be pregnant!" Jeff fussed pulling her close.

"I'm on the pill. I've stopped taking them and maybe you'll have that little girl you want by 2005" Tammy grinned up at him.

"Or maybe you'll have a little Nero Hardy" Jeff chuckled.

"If it's a boy I've agreed to name him Nero" Tammy explained to everyone.

"What kind of sex were you two having where you had time discuss all of this" Marie teased.

"Very good sex" Jeff smiled while nodding his head.

"What if it's a girl?" Dena asked.

"We haven't decided but he gets to name the first girl and I get to name the second" Tammy answered.

"What if she has 5 boys in a row?" Bill asked laughing.

"Then we'll keep on trying" Jeff smiled widely.

"Oh please! With CJ and Cal there's only enough room for one more boy. After that we'd go to the sperm doctor and get the girls out of him" Tammy teased as Jeff grabbed between his legs with a frown on his face.

"Well you guys we're heading to the locker room to get ready for Raw. By the way Matt, I agree with you that we should open another wrestling company to give talented wrestlers a place to go" Jeff grinned.

"Whenever you're ready bro. We'll make it a success" Matt promised.

"I know it will be successful," Tammy said pulling small white envelopes out of her pocket as Jeff pulled some out of his coat pocket and handed them to her. "I've finally found something to do with that $3 billion dollars I inherited from my father Rod. It's jumped to $10 billion and I'll never be able to spend it all in this lifetime. Everyone in this room will get $50 million dollars to do with it what you want. Jackie, I know you'll be competition for our wrestling show from Dallas. Maybe you and HBK can hook up some shows together. I talked it over with Jeff and we decided to let Undertaker and Booker T run the Federation I'm opening in Houston. It will be up there with Mid-South wrestling. I always admired Paul Boesch's wrestling company. Maybe Missy Hyatt will come on and make a few appearances for old times sake. We'll all fly down and appear on the show as well" Tammy pointed to herself and Jeff as Amy and Matt pointed to themselves too. "Trish, you and Jay can start your own business in Canada or Florida. There's more money where that came from. Dena, you'll get your beauty school as well. Marie, you just do what you want. You have too many things to do in this life. Get to it with that money. Kathy, I know you always wanted to be a lawyer. Here's your chance" Tammy grinned as she handed out the envelopes with their names on it. "Amy I'm giving $2 million to ADORE. The other $50 million is yours to keep or invest in Matt and Jeff's wrestling venture. I'll be involved in that as well. Shane and Jericho, there's envelopes here with your names on them too" Tammy told them as huge grins broke across their faces and they walked over to accept them.

"See you guys later" Jeff said pulling Tammy out the door as everyone stood staring at their checks.

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Saturday, May 15 - Wedding Day

"As the power vested in me." Reverend Soames started.

"Wait!" Jeff shouted throwing up his palm as the wedding guests stared on in shock. "I have something I want you to see" Jeff grinned.

"Please tell me he isn't having second thoughts" Joanie groaned leaning over on Paul.

"Hey, are you referring to when I stood Steph up at the altar?" he asked.

"No honey! These two are soulmates like us. They deserve to be happy" Joanie grinned holding Paul's hand.

Shannon Moore pulled a white board up to the top of the hill for everyone to see. Matt then stepped down and started the projector. "I'm Amazed" by Lonestar started and film of Tammy walking down the hall in her business suit from over 5 years ago popped onto the screen. "Oh my God!" Tammy cried covering her face but Jeff pulled her hands down and held them as they looked back at the screen.

Everytime our eyes meet, This feelin' inside me,

Is almost more than I can take, Baby when you touch me,

I can feel how much you love me, And it just blows me away,

I've never been this close to anyone or anything, I can hear your thoughts,

I can see your dreams,

A clip of Tammy and Jeff talking at a table in the catering hall when he first asked her out popped onto the screen and the camera turned to Paul and Joanie saying, "It's about time!" Jay then turned the camera to himself as he pretended to cry and mouthed, "This so reeks of awesomeness!" The scene faded out to her pushing the camera out of her face as Jeff recorded her in the backseat of the car while she was asleep. Matt and Amy were yelling at him to turn it off. The next scene was Jericho talking into the camera and motioned for the person behind the camera to follow him and as he pushed a locker room door open as they caught Tammy and Jeff making out on a leather sofa. Jeff quickly jumped up and pushed Jericho and the cameraman out and slammed the door. The camera turned around to show Adam with a cheesy grin saying, "That was awesome footage!" The scene flipped over to Tammy being pregnant and miserable which got a few chuckles from the guests as Matt and Jeff rubbed her belly on the screen.

I don't know how you do what you do, I'm so in love with you,

It just keeps gettin' better, I want to spend the rest of my life,

With you by my side, forever and ever, Every little thing that you do,

Baby I'm amazed by you.

The next clip showed Tammy doing a Swanton Bomb onto Victoria in her first match against Jazz, Victoria, and Stephanie McMahon the day she was into it with Kathy, Dena, and Marie. A picture of Tammy grinning over the newspaper looking innocent appeared as CJ and Cal did rabbit ears behind her head and she chased them into the living room and wrestled around on the floor with them while Jeff taped them. The clip changed over to Tammy on Jeff's motorcycle jumping over the volcano he'd built.

The smell of your skin, The taste of your kiss,

The way you whisper in the dark, Your hair all around me,

Baby you surround me, You touch every place in my heart,

You know it feels like the first time, Everytime,

I want to spend the whole night in your eyes,

The next scene was of Tammy and Jeff painting a sunset together as he stared at her while recording them and then faded out and into a scene of Tammy in a red heart shaped tub pointing for Jeff to turn the camera off and get in the tub. All of a sudden there was Jeff turning a flip into a swimming pool splashing water onto the camera lens as Tammy turned it around and mouthed, "I love that man" before sitting it down and diving into the pool with him. A clip of them cuddled up sipping champagne on the black and white fur rug in front of the fireplace played in slow motion as a scene faded in where Tammy was out in the snow making a snow angel while Jeff recorded her. He then handed the camera to a lady on skis and lay down next to Tammy and they made 2 snow angels together.

I don't know how you do what you do I'm so in love with you,

It just keeps gettin' better, I want to spend the rest of my life,

With you by my side, forever and ever, Every little thing that you do,

Baby I'm amazed by you.

The last scene was of Jeff sneaking up on Tammy in the bathroom and scaring her. She grabbed her chest and smiled. She waved a pregnancy test stick in front of the camera lens showing it was pink signifying she was pregnant. She was picked up and kissed as Jeff held the camera up over them as he shouted, We're having a baby!" into the camera as CJ and Cal ran to the bathroom door and happily jumped up and down. The scene faded out as Jeff turned the camera back to he and Tammy as they continued to kiss.

"Oh that's so sweet!" Marie wept next to Tammy as Dena wiped her tears with a handkerchief.

"I'm going to be an uncle in 6 1/2 months!" Matt shouted.

"I guess that makes me an aunt again" Amy laughed.

"If everyone would just calm down for a minute" said Reverend Soames.

"Tammy, I wanted you to see that celebration of our love I put together because everyday you amaze me by the things that you do. That song was the reason I took that CD. It touches my soul and explains my exact feelings when I'm with you" Jeff grinned as he wiped a tear from his eye.

"Ahhh!" everyone sighed.

"I feel the exact same way about you Rainbow" Tammy cried.

"Don't cry, you'll mess up your makeup!" Kathy whispered.

"I can't help it. I'm marrying the man of my dreams" Tammy sobbed.

"Well, in that case.By the powers vested in me, I now pronounce you husband and wife" the reverend announced as Jeff pulled the veil from over Tammy's face and kissed her passionately.

The Reverend cleared his throat a few times before giving up. "I now present to you Mr. and Mrs. Jeffrey Nero Hardy" he motioned at the kissing couple.

"Okay, you two can come up for air now" Shane Helms whispered about 30 seconds later.

"Hey, guys he's right" Adam said elbowing Jeff in the ribs.

Jeff pulled away blushing. "Can we go straight for the honeymoon?" Jeff teased.

"No, we have to go to the reception first" Tammy laughed.

"Damn! Sorry Rev" Jeff grinned as the Reverend frowned as he swore.

"Where is the limo to the reception?" Tammy asked Trish as she stepped down off the little hill.

"I have no idea" Trish answered looking around.

"Now you know my son can't do everything according to tradition" Gilbert Hardy laughed as he hugged Tammy and pointed across the property to 2 white horses and carriage complete with driver. It had a "Just Married" sign on the back of it.

"Oh Jeff this is beautiful," Tammy cried as Jeff pulled her over to the carriage and helped her up on it while everyone blew bubbles at them. He jumped up and sat down next to her.

"See you guys at the reception!" Jeff shouted as they drove off. He turned to Tammy who was looking absolutely radiant. "So Mrs. Hardy, you like the wedding I planned?" he bragged.

"I love it just like I love you" she smiled.

"Anything for my Princess" he said holding her hand.

"You are my Prince Charming Jeff. This is how this story is supposed to end" Tammy smiled.

"Well, actually it will end in about 60 years after we sit in our rocking chairs on my porch still trying to make out with each other as we watch our great grandchildren play.

"Oh yea and you'll be the cool grandpa who still colors his hair" Tammy laughed.

"Yea, then eventually one of us will die" Jeff said caressing her face.

"Then the other one left behind will die a few days later of a broken heart," Tammy added.

"Yea, that's how our story will end. We'll be walking in the clouds together holding hands looking over our friends and families until they join us" Jeff smiled.

"We'll be like guardian angels" Tammy suggested.

"Exactly! But until then we'll just live for the moment. Live our lives happily and make about three more babies. One will be Nero because I already know you're carrying 2 girls. I saw them in my dreams last night. They'll have green eyes and black hair," Jeff said bending down and kissing her stomach.

"I'm a little hungry. We need to get to the reception," Tammy said kissing him on the cheek.

"Hey driver! We're making a stop before the reception!" Jeff shouted up to the driver.

"Where to sir?" the elderly man asked.

Jeff looked at Tammy and smiled. "McDonald's! Our first meal as husband and wife will be Big Macs" Jeff laughed as he pulled Tammy into his arms and held her close as they rode off into the sunset.