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Disclaimer-I don't own love hina, now bring me a refill.

A/N- hiyas, thanks to all my reviewers, no matter what story you reviewed, I love ya all

Scene- kitsune, Al, Mutsumi, Haitani, Shiri, and Sarah are sitting around a table at one of Kitsunes favorite bars.

"All right! Pass that chicken teriyaki this way my good waiter."

"Vegetable tempura over here."

"Vegetables? Your nuts man, ah yes, those are my green soy beans, thank you."

"Soy beans? Yuk, I'd rather some of this lo main."

"Ye gods man, you aren't going to eat that entire are you?"

"I have to; we blew all of our cash on the last round of drinks so if I can eat all of this, then our meals free."

"You dork, that's like, five pounds of lo main and nine pounds of Californian rolls, you'll never eat all of that alone."

"Is that a volunteer I hear?"

"Sure, why not, I love Californian rolls."

"Mmmm!"

"Mutsumi, don't try to eat the whole water melon in one bite!"

(Gulp) "Sorry Miss Kitsune, it just reminds me of home."

"Is that why you always have some watermelons handy?"

"Oh me oh my, yes, I get so homesick, I usually have so many brothers and sisters, being the oldest I've known them all their lives and I get so lonely if I'm not with someone that I can take care of."

"Ya know, that almost sounds like Su turtle lady."

"Oh my, she has the urge to care for things, that's so wonderful, I must go see her."

"No, no! What Sarah means is that Su feels the urge to latch on to people too."

"oh, well I can understand why, so far away from home, I'm surprised Sarah doesn't get homesick, don't you miss California?"

"Well to tell ya the truth, yes. Japan is nice, but the people here are just so weird compared to the ones back home, no offense."

"None taken, I think that Californians would sound weird to us if we met them."

"Not me, I was born there."

"Well I mean the rest of us you Baka Neko."

"Ya know no one is really sure weather these are cat ears or dog ears yet."

"Well I like cats better, (rubs furry ears) and their so soft and fuzzy, I just love to rub them."

"Oh my, let me rub one too, it looks like so much fun!"

(Blushing) "K.knock it off you guys, that.that.that actually feels kinda good." (Sigh of contentment.)

"Ya know that's the same look one would get while being massaged by a pretty lady?"

"Lucky bastered."

"Sorry boys, if you come back with some furry cat ears, then we'll talk."

"Aw."

"See! That's what I'm talking about; you guys are getting turned on by rubbing some kitty ears."

"Um.no we're not."

"I don't know what you mean, Al chan just seems to enjoy it so."

"Ahhh.my whole body feels like jelly." (Drool)

"Eww, that's so icky!"

"Aw, little musumi not like the drool?"

"And you do fox girl?"

"Um.come to think about it.no." (Stops ear rubbing)

"Ugh.well that's good I guess, I can't just lay here, I need to eat this food."

"Take your time rush, we got all night."

"Um.sure, you guys don't have work tomorrow right?"

"Work, on the weekends?"

"Come on Al, even we're not THAT poor."

"Yes, we'll be here all night, so let's order some more watermelons!"

"Is it safe to eat so many of them?"

"Hasn't hurt me yet."

"Um.ok, hey boys I got a question, are you two secretly gay?"

"NO!!!!"

"Well I was just wondering, ya know you two are always together so it raises questions."

"We learned long ago that it's always a good idea to have someone to watch your back for ya."

"Yeah, alone we get in all kinds of trouble, we're almost as bad as keitaro, but if there's two of us, then at least one of us can clean up the mess the other leaves behind."

"Yeah, what I don't get is how no one ever remembers our names at your house."

"Well gee, could it be because you disappear for months on end and only return for a little while?"

"Well we've moved closer to the hinata house apartment wise, so don't worry, we'll be around."

"Um actually."

(All eyes turn to shiri)

"Well.I uh, kind of flirted with our new landlords daughter, and she hates me, I'm pretty sure that we'll be on the street in a week."

"WHAT!?!"

"N...now now, calm down haitani, I'm sure we can find you a new apartment!"

"No.I'm.I'm..."

"The dorks gonna blow!"

"I'M SO PROUD OF YOU!" (Hug shiri till his face turns blue)

"Wha?"

"This little loser has never ever tried to actively flirt with a girl unless I'm around, and he went out and tried to bag one all by himself, (tearing up) I'm so proud of him!"

"Um.good job?"

"Oh I see, so you're proud because franken nerd was brave and hit on someone."

"But he got shot down."

(The boys glare at Alex)

"IT'S NOT THE OUTCOME, IT'S THE FACT THAT HE TRIED!!!!"

"EEHH! I think I'll just hide behind my stack of sushi here."

(Light bulb appears above mutsumi's head)

"Oh my, I have a good idea."

"Yes?"

(Lightblub flickers and goes out)

"Um.I think I lost it."

(Everyone except Alex and mutsumi face faults)

"Slippery little devils, I'm surprised you guys didn't expect her to forget."

"Yeah well, ya never know, she could be hiding her genius."

(Everyone laughs at this as the little light bulb goes on over mutsumi's head again)

"OH! Maybe the boy's could live in the apartment next to mine, there's no one else living there."

"That IS a good idea mutsumi, I'm proud of you."

"Oh my, thank you Kitsune."

"Yeah, I didn't think a ditz could have a great idea like that."

"Well we ditzes do tend to have a good idea every now and then."

"Oh Al, I don't think you're a ditz."

"Thanks mutsumi, but you also don't think that you'll ever be happy if naru AND keitaro are happy, and let's face it, it's a rare occasion that they both are happy at the same time."

"Hmm.now all I need to do is find a way to get all of our stuff out of the apartment without the landlord killing us."

"Hmm.Al, if I may play devils advocate for a moment?"

"Um.sure Sarah, go ahead."

(Sarah goes off to play "devils advocate," the pinball game, and returns smiling)

"Ok, I have an idea, but it'll cost ya."

"How much?"

"You know that trigun poster you have, the one with wolfwood on it?"

"Um.which one?"

"Yeah, we have tons."

"The one where he has his portable confessional and his cross and he looks all cool like this." (Sarah poses)

"Oh yeah, you want that?"

"Yeah, wolfwoods a hottie."

"Ya know, coming from most eight year olds, that would be creepy, but for some reason I am not surprised hearing it from you."

"I don't see why you're surprised, wolfwood is a hottie."

"Oh my yes, I agree, he's dead sexy, but vash is right up there."

"Ok, coming from mutsumi that seems weird for some reason."

(Everyone sweat drops as haitani and shiri are dressed as wolfwood and vash.)

"Um.what are you guys doing?"

"You two said their hotties right? Well." (The boys pose heroically)

"Um. I really don't think that does gonna work for you two."

"No way, wolfwoods way hotter then you dorks."

"Oh my yes, and vash is nowhere near as short and chubby as you are Mr..oh.um.what's your name again."

"WAHH! She can't even remember my name when she heard it not ten minutes ago!"

"I repeat, does it really surprise you?"

"I don't see why it shouldn't, they seem so surprised that we can barely remember their names, and we hardly see or talk to them."

"Yep, fox girls got a point, hey, Al? Why are you dressed like lupin the III? None of us think he's a hottie."

"Hmm? Can't a guy dress like an anime character with sideburns to spare and not face an inquisition?"

"You are getting too weird, I think these dorks are rubbing off on you rush."

"Why do you always call us dorks, we know you like hanging with us."

"Yeah but I worry that I might end up like you weirdo's."

"Um.honey? You already are weird, you're an eight year old who curses, hits people with artifacts, and seems to act more mature then most the people in our home, that's weird."

"AHHH! Your right! I am weird!!!!" (Tears well up in eyes)

"B...but sarah, didn't you act like that before you came here?"

"(Sniff) yeah."

"So ya see, you're the same as you were before you came here, your not too weird."

(Al shoots a dirty look at kitsune.)

"You.you really don't think I'm weird."

"Of corse not."

"Yeah, none of us really think your weird Sarah."

"Oh my no, but they also didn't think Al's cat ears were weird after a few days."

"WHAAAAA!"

(Two voices) "MUTSUMI!!!"

"Oh my, did I say something wrong?"