Here is song parody to "Shake Ya Tailfeather" by Nelly, P. Diddy (why did he change his name? I liked Puff Daddy) and Murphy Lee.

Disclaimer: I own nuttin' but my imagination. Yu-Gi-Oh! belongs to Kazuki Takahashi, and "Shake Ya Tailfeather" belongs to Nelly, P. Diddy, Murphy Lee, and anyone else who contributed in the production of that song. Sue me, and I'll shove your 455 to the floor—and burnt!

Warning: For the sake of safety (and the fact that "Shake Ya Tailfeather" could be deemed inappropriate by parents), this song parody is rated PG-13. For if you're under the age of 13 and reading this…well, don't say I didn't warn you. (And if you get in trouble, it's not my fault!)

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Song Parody: "Show Me Real Duel"

Featuring the Voices of: Katsuya Jounouchi (as Nelly), Ryuji Otogi (as P. Diddy), and Hiroto Honda (as Murphy Lee)

[Intro Chant: Go slow, Go floor]

We do it for fun

We just do it for fun

Beating E.A.T

We do it for fun

Bad Boy (Jou, Honda, Otogi)

We do it for fun (This is history, baby)

Grab them cards

We do it for fun (haha)

Stack them hard

We do it for fun (Come on now)

And the band played on

Just like (I believe you cool to this)

We do it for fun

If you see me ma

We do it for fun

Bad Boys 2, the soundtrack

Let's Go

Listen up

What your name is?

Where you from?

Show it up, who you duel with?

You a coward, or one of 'em drunkards?

Can't explain it why you then so fall for bunker?

I can beat the crap outta ya, you know you can't change that (nah uh)

You hardly ever think, and I wonder where's your brain at? (Come on)

I'm still the same cat when I was young, I was running with bad boys

But now I'm older, hope they saw me I'm running with bad boys (that's right)

Here came another man

Unlike no other man

Beat him up, whoa!

Switching in every lane

Cry here, see?

Cuz you can't beat me

A thug is we when it's only two G

There're those powerful and magic cards

Like Swordsman and Change of Heart

C'mon, we can play it smart

Or get it over from the start

You novice or experienced, I can't tell

I'm beating everyone, even when they play well

{Chorus Chant: Go slow, Go to the floor}

Let me see you take it low

C'mon, go and take it low

Why you being so slow?

Why you being so slow?

It's your turn, up and go

It's your turn, up and go

Drop your knees to the floor

C'mon, pump it up, show me real duel

C'mon, go and take it low

Why you being so slow?

Why you being so slow?

It's your turn, up and go

It's your turn, up and go

Drop your knees to the floor

C'mon, pump it up, show me real duel

Now real duelists don't get down on the floor (on the floor)

Stand up and duel what you know (like you know)

C'mon, this ain't a dance

You're shaking in your pants (Uh)

Am I scarin' (Uh) you that bad (Uh), then let me do it again (Uh)

C'mon, I love that (I love that)

Now where 'em girls at? (Where the girls at?)

It's Honda, Jou and Otogi, you know you love that. (Shit uh ohhhhhhh)

Popular we are, just duelin' figures

From D.K. to Battle City, how they loving us players

We're impressive, so let's get

To know the others

We the best of the best and

You got to love us, we're the sexiest

People tell us we're young and hot, live in living color

Look here, man, you're dead wrong for thinking you're number one

We'll beat you up, show you up, it's us the spotlight's on

You can cry all you want, from the night till the morning

But we're sexy and hot, so girls you'd better warn them

{Chorus Chant: Go slow, Go to the floor}

Let me see you take it low

C'mon, go and take it low

Why you being so slow?

Why you being so slow?

It's your turn, up and go

It's your turn, up and go

Drop your knees to the floor

C'mon, pump it up, show me real duel

C'mon, go and take it low

Why you being so slow?

Why you being so slow?

It's your turn, up and go

It's your turn, up and go

Drop your knees to the floor

C'mon, pump it up, show me real duel

Oh no, I heard them bad boys coming

Can't stop now, gotta continuing our running (yea)

Because we're gon' keep on duelin' till the lights come on

And if the game stops, screw it, cuz my mike's still on

Yo, I'm the no-messin' type

I like them thick with their mind right (Awe)

Banging personality conversate when the time right (Naw)

I duel so hard—can you really handle that?

They say, "He the man," when I'm really a Thundercat

Come on, you know I've got the duelin' corporation

And the losers, we use their heads as rakes to mow our lawns

Opponents can't match that

Look there, check it out, losing kid in the money wrap

I'm just a juvenile (Wha)

Because I be about G's

Finish the duel quickly, so I get home to my baby

I'm young but strong, likin' cash and the money (I'm going to eat my money)

Man, I'm that damn hungry

See, I'm starving like Marvin, girl

I've got sixteen bars of fire in my blood

Tremble in fear, like that, yeah, you know you should

And I got so many tips hidden under my hood

{Chorus Chant: Go slow, Go to the floor}

Let me see you take it low

C'mon, go and take it low

Why you being so slow?

Why you being so slow?

It's your turn, up and go

It's your turn, up and go

Drop your knees to the floor

C'mon, pump it up, show me real duel

C'mon, go and take it low

Why you being so slow?

Why you being so slow?

It's your turn, up and go

It's your turn, up and go

Drop your knees to the floor

C'mon, pump it up, show me real duel

Oh no, I heard them bad boys coming

Can't stop now, gotta continuing our running (yea)

Because we're gon' keep on duelin' till the lights come on

And if the game stops, screw it, cuz my mike's still on

[Outro Chant: Go slow, Go to the floor]

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I apologize for taking so long to update, but this entire side of the continent was in danger of being blown away by a hurricane named after a Spanish queen. (The Muses say I am exaggerating, and maybe I am, but I think you know which hurricane I am referring to and the damage it caused, do you not?) But I wish to thank everyone for their patience.

Chibi Chibi Tenshi: No, there is no yaoi in the original version. There is a "closer than brothers (literally)" relationship between Yugi and the Pharaoh that may appear to be yaoi-ish, but all pairings are heterosexual. Sorry.

Mysterious Black Cat: *bows* Thank you.

Yami'sGirl4ever: No, I did not say that 4Kids erased all yaoi. I said they erased all HINTS of yaoi. There is a difference. Your nameless Pharaoh (yes, he is nameless in the original version, and is known simply as Yami no Yugi (Dark Yugi) or Yugi's "other self") is not homosexual. He just cares very deeply for the boy whom is his vessel. He is entirely up for grabs, though I'm not sure how he would react to the throng of fan girls that would mob him. *snicker* Oh, and I'm glad your sisters enjoyed Yami no Malik's song parody. And I find it rather amusing that they sang along to it.