claimer of dis-

Chibi desktop kitsune- Al no longer owns germany thanks to a short but devistating loss in battle, however he does not, will not, and probably never owned love hina.

mutsumi- well let's see here, where do we stand?

tama chan- myuh myuh myuh

mutsumi- ok, kitsune and Al are lost on the highway, haitani and shiri and sarah are in a singing contest to protect themselves from becomeing play things, and i'm hanging around in the bar waiting for them to come back, was that all?

Tama chan- myuh.

Mutsumi- oh, and at home keitaro just got punched because of naru falling asleep and her head slideing into her lap?

Tama chan- myuh.

Mutsumi- ok, well no i'm sorry that keitaro hasn't dropped in here, try the shrine, sometimes he lands there.

tama chan- (salutes) myuh!

back with Shiri haitani and Sarah-

"ok," sarah looked at shiri with a grim determination in her eyes, "one, two, three, shoot!"

Shiri threw rock, and sarah threw...rock!

"Gah, twelve times in a row, what are the odds of that?"

Shiri shrugged nervously as the angry crowd of prisoners crowded around him and sarah.

"youse two are cheating some hows." a large one growled.

he picked up shiri and shook him roughly.

"Hey, put him down!" sarah yelled as she kicked the big guy in the knee.

"Ow!" the big guy glared at sarah and swiped at her, she dodged expertly and the big guy hit another one.

the two angry large men, (one still holding shiri) moved twords sarah, very ticked looking.

"Hey, why don't you two pick on someone your own size?"

the two bullys turned to see haitani, in his first heroic act in this fic glared a freezeing cold look in their direction.

"What did youse say?" the first one said as he loomed in front of haitani looking more dangerous then motoko's sister.

"nothing." haitani squeeked in a tiny voice as he seemed to shrink before their very eyes.

"WHAT DID YOU SAY?" demanded the second big one.

"uh...he said that we'd be better entertainment if both of us went on next, rather then just one at a time." shiri stammered as he tryed to avoid being used as a club.

"hmmmm." nigel, who had remained silent through the precedeings looked thoughtful.

"alright, go on den."

Haitani and shiri walked on stage, sarah watched from the crowd, a very hairy man had sat next to her and it looked as though he was there to make sure she didn't try to run.

haitani looked nervously at shiri, "you got a plan there shorty?"

Shiri grined nervously as he looked at his best friends equally nervous face. "Well I have a song, but my only plan so far is, hold them off as long as we can and if the worse comes to be, we try and protect sarah."

"somehow I knew we'd end up doing something heroically stupid."

"relax, that's just if we can't hold them off long enough for Al and Kitsune to get here."

"yeah ok, how long could that take?"

(meanwhile out on the highway)

Al winces as another truck roars by.

kitsune- It's ok Al, here comes some more, just show some more leg!

Al- (in a dress pulling a leg of it up) WHY AM I DOING THIS!?!? I'M NOT EVEN A GIRL!!!

Kitsune- well the dress dosen't fit me anymore, I bought that thing when I was depressed and had put on a few pounds.

Al- well why arn't you showing leg? mine arn't that smooth!

Kitsune- because you are a nice guy and will do whatever I say because I am a sexy girl,

Al- (sighs) your right arn't you?

a truck speeds by, splashing mud directaly on Al

Al- (whimpers, and then begins laughing) WHY IS IT ALWAYS GUYS LIKE ME!?!? he yelled to the skys.

Kitsune- it's funny to pick on the nice guy.

(meanwhile, back at the prison)

Haitani walks twords the mic and speaks confidently though he's scared beyond all reason.

"Alright folks, well maybe none of you have heard but we were arrested while on our way to clean out our appartment, because it's just the latest in a line of places we've been kicked out of."

Shiri speaks into his own mic, "And so, we'd like to sing a little number that tells the tale of how we got kicked out of our last house that we rented out."

As shiri begins to play the stage keyboard and haitani begins to play the gitar, fond memorys begin to float back to them, and it's almost as if Keitaro and Al,

(who had hung around their old home a lot)

were playing with them.

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Heave-ho, by smash mouth

Haitani- neighbor called my landlord,said that she was pissed,up all night, makeing noise, and she can't get no rest!

Shiri- She said we was running a flop house, full of thieves and thugs,

(al and Keitaro would always wonder who these thieves and thugs were.)

Musicians and hooligans, and we were all on drugs.

Haitani- So she got bent, and raised the rent, said it would only take one more,

phone call from my whiny neighbor!

Haitani and shiri remember what happened when they read the notice...

Haiatni- Whats up with our neighbor what's it gonna take to get a break? She's got us tip toeing around in fear!

Shiri- Church mice at St. Leo's down the street have moved so far away, she has them packing running scared

Haitani and shiri- How much more does she think we will paaaaay?

Haitani- maybe someday when i'm old and fat and bored, I'll understand why our neighbor's make our life hell,

Shiri- We can't even watch T.V, or sneeze or fart, Can't even breathe for fear our landlord will come and ring our bell.

Haitani and shiri- How much more does she think we will Paaaay?

Haitani- No more flop house, no more fun!

Shiri- We got a whiny neighbor, we got a whiny neighbor,

Haitani- shooting cans with BB guns,

Shiri- We got a whiny neighbor, we got a whiny neighbor,

Haitani-She says that these bums must go, I think we're gonna get the ole heave-ho

Haitani and shiri think more, remembering the good times they had...

Haitani- Neighbor called my land lord, it was a sunday after noon,

Shiri- she couldn't hear the T.V set, we were haveing a BBQ

Haitani- We were listenning to Louis Prima, and drinkng Meisterbrau, if she would have come, to talk it over, and wasen't a lazy cow.

Shiri- But she got bent, and raised the rent, said it would only take one more, phone call from my whiny neighbor.

Haitani- maybe someday when I'm jaded 9-5 at a job i hate, I'll come home and razz my neighbors too.

Shiri- But i'd have a strategy and catch them when the rent is late, and all the other bills are over due.

Haitani and Shiri- After all this is the neighborly waaaay.

Haitani- No more music, no more fun!

Shiri- We got a whiny neighbor, we got a whiny neighbor,

Haitani- BBQ's in the sun,

Shiri- We got a whiny neighbor, we got a whiny neighbor,

Haitani-She says that these bums must go, I think we're gonna get the ole heave-ho

Haitani- Don't even hide the porn,

Shiri- Or put the bong away,

Haitani and shiri- We didn't wanna live here anywaaaay.

Haitani- neighbor called my landlord, said we didn't care, "the lawn is dead, dogs and cats, are stinking everywhere."

Shiri- She said that we had crazy, parties every night,

"The yard is littered with bottles and cans, skattered with boards and bikes."

Haitani- She didn't get bent didn't raise the rent,

we only got a note...

(flash back to the day)

Note- In 30 days you get the old heave-ho.

Haitani-

(screams in rage and begins loading up to attack the neighbor with hammers) WHAAAAAAAAA!

Haitani- No more music, no more fun!

Shiri- We got a whiny neighbor, we got a whiny neighbor,

Haitani- BBQ's in the sun,

Shiri- We got a whiny neighbor, we got a whiny neighbor,

Haitani-She says that these punks must go, I think we're gonna get the ole heave-hoooooooooooooooe!

The crowd throws a crazy applause, and then after a moment remembers that they want the boys to lose and they Boo half heartedly.

The boys get off the stage and get to sarah who is glad to see the hairy man move.

"you guys were awsome!" she cheers as the entire room watched the score hopefully.

the numbers while by until the come to a stop, at 50.

"What!?! this is an outrage! the things rigged!" sarah screams as she throws a cup at the machine.

"well in that case little lady, you can be next." Nigel grins evilly as Sarah is picked up by the hairy man.

"HEY! PUT ME DOWN!" sarah struggles but to no use.

The boy's stand up,

"hey put her down!"

"yeah leave her out of this!"

The prisoners quickly force The boys back into their seats forcefully as Sarah is taken backstage by a female prisoner to be dressed in a costume to perform.

(on the side of the road)

Al- Kitsune, are you sure you can't think of any better idea to get a ride? (still showing leg)

Kitsune- well unless you want to throw yourself in front of one of these trucks, then no there isn't.

As if an answer to their prayers, a screaming noise from the sky, and Keitaro plummets into the path of an oncomeing truck.

BAM!

This sends him back into the air to who knows where, but the truck stops and Al and Kitsune run over to get in, not haveing seen Keitaro.

(back at the bar)

Mutsumi- so your Al-chans window mascot?

Chibi Kitsune- well one of them, but i'm the sexiest one on the computer.

Chibi mascots Naru, Su, Mei, Sarah, and Sumomo poof into existance and glare at her.

Chibi mascots N,M,S,S,S- We beg to differ!

Chibi Kitsune- eep.

A/N- well this hardly inspired peace of dribble is brought to you by, Lack of Sleep! but if you liked it let me know, same if you hated it, now if you excuse me i have a date with a pillow.