claimer of dis-

Chibi desktop kitsune- Al owns no part in love hina and wishes he had no part in the love hina christmas fanfic he didn't finish.

Al- Hey! it's not my fault, my mom didn't pay for our internet to come back till after christmas.

Chibi Kitsune- uh huh, (writers block)

Al- Shut it!

Haitani Shiri and sarah find themselves backed into a corner in the prisons cafiteria, the angry prisoners trapping them.

"well me little birdies you tried but you just weren't good enough to win so now you get to suffer the agony of defeat, and around here it's a bit more painful then it normally would be." Nigal chuckled as he and the other prisoners edged closer to the trio.

"N...no, don't!" Sarah whimpered tearfully, her worst fear comeing true.

Haitani shot a look at shiri, who nodded, his face set in a look of determination, as he clenched and unclenched his fists.

"Listen you, you guys leave the girl out of this, or else." Haitani glared, trying to size up the brutes in front and around him.

"Now now my little birdies, what are you gonna do if we don't, most of us are bigger then you."

"Sarah..." Shiri muttered out of the side of his mouth.

"Huh?" she turned, trying to wipe away the tears in her eyes.

"when you get over them, run, run for the door, and don't stop till you get to a guard."

"what are you talking about?" She looked up at him, and sniffled slightly, she scared, sarah was never scared like this, and yet haitani and shiri didn't seem scared at all, why?

"You ready?" Haitani asked as he and shiri glanced at each other?

Shiri's answer was a curt nod.

"NOW!"

Shiri grabbed sarah and lifted her up, then ran to haitani who had put his hands together and bent down.

Shiri put one foot in haitani's hands, and haitani launched shiri and sarah into the air.

"HIIIIII-YA!" Shiri threw sarah as hard as he could, sending her over the heads of the criminals who lunged forward at haitani.

"RUM SARAH, RUN!" Shiri disappered into the mob and sarah didn't see either of them as she landed on a table and rolled.

She sprang to her feet and ran, the lunch room door was open! she darted through it, crying the whole way, they sacrificed themselves to protect her...

"OMMPFF!" She ran into something firm and fell to the floor, she looked up and saw a sight that could never have looked better to her.

"AL, KITSUNE!!!!" She wrapped her arms around the neko-boy she had run into and cried into his shirt.

"Alyougottahelphaitaniandshiriarebeingkilledbytheprisoners!!!!"

"What?" Al looked confused, and then traded a quick glance with kitsune, who nodded,

"I have a plan."

Haitani helped shiri to his feet, blood leaked from his friends nose, "mine too probably." Haitani mumbled.

"Th...thanks man." The beating had stopped for a moment, they were cheering for the biggest guy in the prison, who had just decided to join the fray.

"Well i never really thought this is how it would end, but i can't say it's a total shock." Haitani smirked through bleeding lips.

"Yeah, by the way your shirts ripped." Shiri remarked, the two of them chuckled as haitani had made such a big deal about picking the right shirt for the evening, as he always had.

"You two ready to bend over like good little bitches?" Nigal asked the two otaku.

"You want us?" Haitani took a fighting pose, and smile coyly, like he actually thought they might win.

"Come and get us." Shiri also posed, his fists clenched.

The crowd surged forward, roaring...

And then a noise overpowered the roar, silenceing all and makeing them stop, just before they reached the boys, it was a gitar!

The prisoners turned, Alex stood on the stage with his gitar, he strumed it again, and a long silky leg extended from behind the curtin.

Al- and now, the keeper of the keys, the countess of the klink, the mistress of murderers row, your new matron, Mama Konno!

Kitsune steps out on stage and the music begins to play, as Alex slides off stage left.

Kitsune- Ask any of the chickies in my pen, they'll tell you i'm the biggest mother...hen, i love them all and all of them love meeee, because the system works, the system called, resiprosity!

(kitsune steps out onto the stage and the crowd cheers at the sexy fox girl, while al slips into the back and leads haitani and shiri out of the room behind all the criminals.)

Kitsune- got a little motto, always sees me through, when your good to mama, mama's good to you.

(kitsune dances suductively while Al and the boy's return with the tranqulizer guns from the police armory.)

Al- are there no cops in this prison?

(as kitsune dances the boys pick off prisoners one by one.)

Kitsune- there's a lotta favors, i'm prepaired to do, you do one for mama, she'll do one for you.

(kitsune hides the fact that danceing for perverted criminals freaks her out)

Kitsune- they say that life is tit for tat, and that's the way i live, so i diserve a lotta tat

(squeezes her chest while bending to give the guys a cleavage shot)

for what i got to give!

Don't you know that this hand, washes that one too, when your good to mama, mama's good to you!

(the crowd goes wild and cheers, hopeing for some action.)

If you want my gravy, pepper my ragu, spice it up for mama (slaps her butt) She'll get hot for you!

(the prisoners howl, not noticeing their fellow prisoners dropping like flys.)

(kitsune grabs a tamborene and plays it)

When they pass that basket, contirbute too, you put in for mama, she'll put out for you!

(the crowd throws money hopeing she'll put out.)

The folks atop the ladder are the one's the world adores, so boost me up my ladder kid, and i'll boost you up yours!

(strokes her hands down her sides)

lets all stroke together, like the princeton crew, when your stroken mama mama's stroken you!

So whats the one conclusion i can bring this number to? when your good, to mama, ma-ma's good...to youuuuuuuuu! (the music ends and nigal, the only one left cheers)

Nigal- WOO HOO...huh? (looks around)

Haitani and shiri smile, pointing the guns at him, and they fire, sending two darts directly into his left and right butt cheeks.

"nighty nighty." Haitani smiled as Nigal hit the floor.

Back at the bar...

"oh my what a adventure, here Haitani-san, let get that." mutsumi reached over and wipes a bit of blood off of haitani's cheek.

"Th...thanks." Haitani blushes bright red.

"You can stare down criminal's and sacrifice yourself to save me, but you can't even handle mutsumi? some hero." Sarah grinned from her spot next to Al and what is left of his sushi plate.

"well even if you can't handle girls, you still were heros tonight, so this last rounds on me." Kitsune lifted her mug.

"To haitani and shiri!" Al cheered raiseing his own glass

"To my new neighbors!" mutsumi cheered raiseing her mug.

"To our friendship!" Cheered sarah.

"To all of us!" Haitani and shiri cheered and everyone clanked their glasses together.

A/N- Now see, it is still possible for me to finish a story.

Chibi kitsune- good job, i didn't think you had it in you.

Al- well so ends more fun, expect more in this bar after i finish some loose ends in my other storys

CK- R&R as always, good night fanfiction.net!