Disclaimer: I own nothing but my imagination. Don't sue me.
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Song Parody: "Jingle Bells"
Jingle bells
I own hell
Send the Pharaoh there
[Ho ho ho]
Slash his heart
Shred it 'part
Like hell I really care!
[Hey!]
Jingle bells
I own hell
Send the Pharaoh there
Slash his heart
Shred it 'part
Like hell I really care!
[Hey!]
Dashing through the blood
Of the Pharaoh's spiky head
Flowing like a flood
He's so much worse than dead
[Ha ha ha]
The soul's a fragile thing
The Shadow Realm awaits
C'mon, folks, join in the fun
Let's tie him to the stake!
[Ho!]
Jingle bells
I own hell
Send the Pharaoh there
Slash his heart
Shred it 'part
Can't be worse for wear
[Hey!]
Jingle bells
I own hell
Shave off all his hair
Slash his heart
Shred it 'part
Like hell I really care!
[Hey!]
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Happy Holidays, everyone! Hopefully, this won't be the only holiday song parody. (I just have to think of others.) I know I have been focusing way too much on Yami no Malik recently, but he is kind of an overbearing presence… And besides, I thought this would fit him perfectly…for some reason….
Iteria: You caused me spoil about half that story arc for myself, by giving me that site. Oh well…I did not find the picture, and I have given up on looking for it. But thank you for the site in any case. And no, I have not yet seen the Doom Arc. I know about it—it is the one after Battle City, correct, with the villains who pretend they are a certain someone? (I shall refrain from mentioning any names, for the sake of those who have not seen it.)
Misura: Do not worry, that poem was about Kaiba. I thought it would be obvious since I mentioned his foster father, Gozaburou, but not everyone knows who he is. Yes, he is very cynical, isn't he? Mokuba is the only person who can get him out of that "the entire world is my enemy; they are all going to fall at the hands of my God of Obelisk (the original name of Obelisk the Tormentor)" mood. And if you are curious about Kaiba's past…if you are watching the dub, sooner or later in the Neia (pronounced 'Noah') story arc, they reveal his past.
