A/N: There really isn't much to say 'cept R&R. sry i'm a little unenthusiastic, but i've got a serious headache and i'm really tired at the moment... o.O (Oh, yeah, by the way, this is the final chapter, tell me what you guys think pleez)

chap. 4 ~ "damn you maxwell"
Another night spent with dead squirrels and exhausted knights. "Ya know, I'm getting pretty sick of eating squirrels," Quatre said sighingly, "They taste really bad..." Trowa turned to Quatre and nodded his head in agreement. Heero didn't say anything as he slowly ate his roasted squirrel and Wufei had a look of disgust on his face everytime he bit into the foul things. Duo was devouring his meal non-stop, hoping that by eating and not tasting, he could live.
Morning came, and the annoying fairy came once again to greet the knights, "Thou is thy last day of my guidance. Thou shalt journey far today, so as to make good of my services, nay?" The five knights grumbled in recognition and Duo untied the neon sign from his horse, figuring there couldn't possibly be any other use for it. The horse seemed to have an extra flounce in its step as it set out on its journey today, glad to be rid of some weight.
The gravel path crunched under the horse's hooves as Trowa yawned, apparently bored. "Done nothing this whole time... **yawn** Just sat on my ass and rode a horse... Although, since Quatre is here, it isn't soooo bad," Trowa thought drowsily, glancing at Quatre. Quatre caught Trowa's glanced and smiled. "Life always seems better with Quatre around," Trowa continued his trail of thought, although (no offense to Trowa) it was a pointless train of thought. Well, that train went falling off a bridge as Trowa spotted a huge stone castle, in front of which stood a large emerald two-headed dragon, scales glittering in the sunlight and teeth pointed and ready to puncture anything that dared to pass it.
The fairy spotted the castle too, and said, "Farewell, brave, noble, and couragous knights! If thou ist lucky, thee will live through thy dragon! It's claws fierce and determined to tear you limb from limb." The medevial accent seemed to fade away as she continued to describe the knights deaths, as if she found joy in finding them dead next tuesday, all piled up and eaten, not a scrap of meat on the bones... She coughed and continued, "Fare thee well, I wish thee luck. Use thy T-bone steak to distract thy dragon, and charge into the castle, sword drawn and courage high! Farewell!" And with that, she flew off into the forest, disappearing into the shadows.
"Well, she was helpful," Quatre admitted as he watched the fairy fly away. Trowa nodded in agreement as he turned to stare at the dragon.
"Hey, ya know what I just thought of? That dragon kinda resembles Wu- man! Ya know, the two heads represents Wufei's split personality... The scales represents his true physical form when we're all not looking, AND doesn't Wufei call himself the 'Solitary Dragon'?" Duo rambled. Wufei growled with irritation and turned to Duo, "Well at least I'm not the one that got us into this crap. You and your blown up head, you just HAD to go singing a verse of 'I'm So Pretty,' didn't you?"
Duo nodded cheerily and Heero steered his horse in between Wufei's and Duo's. "Stop it you two," he commanded. Duo stared at Heero and said, "Convince me to stop, Hee-chan." Heero rolled his eyes but gave in, locking his lips with Duo's, and holding them there for at least a minute. Quatre turned to Trowa, but Trowa shook his head and mouthed, "Not now, later, I promise." Quatre grinned and steered his horse forward, right behind the rest of the company, perhaps they were all riding to their doom.... ~~~~~~~~~~~~
Duo unwrapped the steak and as they rode closer and closer to the dragon he flung it up into the air, the dragon, having two heads and there only being one steak, it started to fight with itself. (Oldest trick in the book, but hey, it works). Careening their horses up the flights and flights of stairs, the five knights breathlessly got down from their horses (and in Duo's case, falling off his horse), they tried to open the door of the princess's room, but to no avail, discovering that the lock was indeed, locked.
Duo muttered under his breath, knowing that the steak wouldn't hold out forever and the dragon could come at any minute to "tear them limb from limb" as the fairy so vividly described. In rage and in frustration, Duo yelled, "DAMN IT, I WISH I HAD A GUN!!" On cue, a gun appeared in his hands and he remembered the last wish he had left.
"Good job Maxwell, you've wished yourself a gun, now break through the lock like you so skillfully broke at Quatre's house," Wufei grumbled impatiently.
Duo smirked and fired one, two, three times before the lock gave way and Duo shoved his way into the room. In the corner of the room, by the windowsill a bed sat with a feminine figure lying on it. Light brown locks flowing off the bed and hanging in the air. Duo steppped back a step and pushed Wufei to the center of the room, "Go get her Wu-man!!" Wufei scowled and began to protest when Duo pulled out his newly aquired gun and pointed it at Wufei's head, slowly cocking it mockingly. Wufei growled and said, "I'll get you for this Maxwell." Duo smiled and the rest of the pilots watched as Wufei approached the sleeping figure.
The closer Wufei got to her, the more she looked familiar. "Holy shit..." Wufei muttered loudly.
"What's wrong Wufei?" Heero asked impatiently, he just wanted to get in and out, no big deal, just finish this damn "quest" and return home...
"It's...it's Relena!!" Wufei exclaimed. Heero flinched at the name and made a face. It seemed like he could never get away from that stalker. "Damm it," he muttered.
Wufei turned back at the other pilots, "Damn you Maxwell." He slowly bent down and kissed Relena on the lips, for a brief moment, only enough to awaken her, but not enough for one to call it a real kiss.
Relena's eyes fluttered as she found Wufei standing over her. "Did you just kiss me Chang?" she asked angrily.
"Shut up Peacecraft, I had no choice in the matter," Wufei growled.
Relena sat up to find Heero in the same room as her and she nearly toppled over with delight. "HEERO!!!" she screamed as she stood up and started to chase Heero around the room again and again and again and again and again.... Duo put his foot out in front of Relena and before she knew it her face was on the ground, mouth full of dirt and pebbles and she spat them out. "Damn you Maxwell."
Duo smiled and said, "Well, I'll be damned!"
Trowa rolled his eyes and said, "Aren't we supposed to go home now? I mean we finished this damn quest so isn't the wormhole supposed to open up now?"
As if on cue, a whirlpool appeared in the air and it spiraled, sucking up all five gundam pilots and one very unhappy vice foreign minister, sweeping them away into reality. ~~~~~~~~~~~~
Back from Ireland, Trowa and Quatre sat together in the mansion, surrounded by nothing more than eachother. Duo and Heero seemed to be in the same mood, while Wufei however, was in the bathroom, going through tube after tube of toothpaste trying to cleanse his mouth of Relena's spit. "Damn... you... Maxwell..." he growled through brushes.
After home from Ireland, the five Gundam Pilots were reluctant to even walk on pebbles or rocks ever again, the "quest" with a fairy and horses playing through their minds. Rather living with everyday missions, the Gundam Pilots condemned themselves to the mansion.
However, after a couple of weeks, life seemed to get boring in the mansion, so they decided to take a trip to Hawaii, somewhere nice and tropical. At the base of a volcano, Duo stared in awe at it. He looked down at his feet, and saw the most peculiar rock... ~~~~~~~~~~~~ THE END~

A/N: Yay! I'm all done! Pleez review even if the fic. is finished cuz I realli want some feedback. hehe, thanx for all of those that have kept up w/ the story and to those that have taken their time out to review. If there's anything more u guys want me to add, change, write, etc... either e- mail me or review... yea, that's all I got to say. THANX!!