Woohoo fourth chappy! Thx for the ONE review. If people don't review. I'll keep writing cause I like this story. Ha!

"DINNER!!!" Starfire screamed. Somehow, her voice managed to travel 10 stories up to Tomb's room.

Beast boy and Cyborg sat in the living room, playing some fighting game that involved monkeys, doors, hockey sticks, a shoebox, and a sock, all at the same time.

TOMB'S POV

Honestly, why does some always start screaming when I'm talking to the dead? Oh, I remember. Cause I did it in a funeral home, and I was talking to a dead parrot and cursed off at him. They could have taken the coffin someplace else. The mourners could have gone too. Both of them.

I really hate stairs. I don't know why, but I hate them. I hate going down stairs and I hate going up stairs. I weird, but I don't care. I'll just walk down these real carefully.OW OWW GAAHHH OWW OWOWOWOW GAH D'OH OW BAH DAA CRAAA GAAHH GII OWW OW. I think that went well, my arm got dislocated but it popped back after the fifth step. Now. were is that other flight of stairs. maybe it's OWW OWOWOWOWOW GAAH D'OH AHH O MY GOD AHH MY EYE!!! OWWWW AAAAHHHHH HOLY CRAP AAHHHH! It's Beast Boy.

"Hey.Beastie. Were are the stairs?" " The elevator's over on the left. and were those cries of pain really necessary?"

I didn't answer. I'll just walk away, hiding my stupidity. I can't believe I missed the elevator. Arrgh.

~~~~~~~In the Kitchen~~~~~~~

Time for some grub. What is that smell?

" Umm, listen, Starfire, hon. I don't want to sound ungrateful that you're cooking but. your mixing mint frosting, tomato sauce, steak sauce, bubble gum, orange juice, chicken wings and a light bulb to that cake."

"Yes! I call it cake of variety!"

"I call it a four letter word."

Starfire didn't seem to understand, but guess who should pop in at that second? Mr. Men In Tights himself!

"Hey I heard that Tomb. We don't use profanity here."

"You know, up until that point Starfire thought that four letter word was 'Great'. And also, I'm not eating the light bulb part of that cake."

"Light bulb?"

"Ha, guess we all can't be perfect."

"Shut up you little-"

"Ah a a! Like you said tweety, no profanity!"

I showed him. I am not going to eat that cake. I wonder what the main course is. let's just take a little peek in the oven. Holy. that's a lobster. That wouldn't be too bad if it was a LOBSTER IN THE OVEN!!!!!

"Starfire, you have a lobster. In the oven. THE OVEN!!!"

"I know! I put it there!"

"Fine. Whatever. Umm.you don't mind if I call for pizza, do you?"

O_O " Umm.no. Of course not."

"Great."

Maybe I'll try my hand at some video games. Into the living room.

" AAHH! Err, um, uh, hi.Tomb."

"Yea yea same to you."

"Umm.you. wanna. try a game?"

"Why not?"

This is some game. Looks like we have to design a character, design a weapon, and kill each other. I'll choose a sorcerer, with black magic. Cy's choosing a. robot with a really, really, really, really big gun.

AHAHAHAHAHA I'm whooping Cyborg's ---. And I've never even played this game. Wow I am so AAHHH what's that sound? A freaking alarm! Geez!!!

"Titans! We've got trouble down at the docks!" I think he wants me to come. I never liked the docks much. But I have to go. It's all part of being a 'team'. This team thing is really starting to bug me.