Winky and her mucus ball (by Maia)
Dobby sat lifelessly in his little wooden chair, singing softly (well,
truthfully Dobby never sings softly, in fact this particular song sounded
like the cheeky girls being strangled)
"All...by...my...sel-e-elf...."When Dobby sang a song, he not only sang the
lyrics but modestly screeched the percussion as well "All BY MA- you should
note that this note in itself could burst any normal person's ear-drum,
luckily there were no normal people about.
"What is it now?" Winky said despondently
"Oh...nothing" Dobby replied dreamily "It's just that.... I'm ALL BY
MYSELF"
Winky winced
"I have something to tell you Dobby"
"Yes, my love?"
"I'm, I'm Pregnant"
Dobby burst into tears. He was an emotional house-elf.
Unlike humans, The gestation period for a house-elf is 10 months. Though in
this instance Winky left telling Dobby until the last minute, It was for
his own good.
It must of been the constant slur of song after song that finally pushed
Winky into Labour, although personally I think it was Kelly Osbourne's
"changes" possibly the worst song ever made, well, after Dobby had finished
with it anyway.
After 10 minutes of huffing and puffing Winky finally gave birth to a
healthy grey mucus-ball, Dobby sang "baby love".
There was some confusion as to what gender the baby belonged to. As it
turned out Winky had expected a girl but unfortunately got the lesser sex,
which cancelled out any chances of calling her 'Britney' (a name favoured
by Dobby). As expected there was now some disagreement as to what the baby
should be named, luckily Harry Potter was there to sort it out with his
trusty name book.
"What about MacLeod?" Harry said slyly "It means 'son of an ugly man'"
Dobby couldn't believe what he was hearing, a tear rolled down his ugly
cheek.
"I think Leslie, or Jonathan" he said reasonably, "What about Justin? Or
just JT? Oh, cry me a river, oh cry me a rivvvvver, oh cry me a ? "
"Look just shut-up, ok?" Harry wasn't usually that mean, but frankly
Dobby's voice sounded like an orchestra of vomiting sea gulls, in fact he
got more talent out of Crookshanks while he was throttling her.
In the end he was named 'Cheche' which meant 'thing' (though after actually
seeing the infant, Harry tried to persuade Winky to rename it 'Admah' -
'Earthy, red, bloody thing')
After 6 months of nurture the child said it's first words... "My
precious..."