THIS TAKES PLACE WAY BEFORE WHAT HAPPINED IN THE 1ST CHAPTER.
I THANK ALL OF THE REVIEWERS!!!!!!!!!ENJOY!!! Smeagol, Legolas (NOTE:Legolas is guarding gollum/smeagol,and this takes place just and hour before smeagol gets away from Mirkwood!)

In Mirkwood ...

Stupid elf.....

Be quiet!!!

Hey, stupid elf boy I want some raw fish and dead rabbit!!!

No!!!

Why not?

Cause...

why Cause...

Cause I said so,that's why!!!!

(memicks legolas)

"Cause I said so,that's why!!!!" the stipid elf boy says .

(smeagol coaughs a couple times )

Ahhm

Now what??

"Smeggie weggie raw fish fried ,kissed the king and made him die, and when the elf guards came out to play, smeggie weggie ran away!!"

(Smeagol bows a couple of times ,and climbs back up the tree and away)

Stop come back here !!!! How dare you sing about killing the king!Come back here!!!!! AAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!

(Back at the palace ) "Gandalf did you hear something?"says king Thanduil.

"No, why do you ask?"

"Nevermind it was probably nothing..."

THE END.....for now!!!!!hahahahahahha!!!!:hack-hack-hack!1!!!

(Legolas comes running into the scene)

THERE YOU ARE HEY,STOP I SAID STOP!!!!!!!!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MUST RUN AWAY NOW,TILL NEXT TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!