Alucard's Familiar: "You guys are probably itching to kill me right now. I'm itching to kill myself actually. Too many works in progress, too little time to work on them all, not to mention too little brain space. This fic planted itself in my head after watching Moulin Rouge one too many times. I think I'm borrowing the storyline, but I have no idea what will turn out throughout the story...I do have the end written though, bad habit.

Alucard: "Oh help me God I have to sing."

Alucard's Familiar: "Did Alucard just call on God? CALL THE PRESS!"

Alucard: "Shut up."

Integra: "Alucard's Familiar doesn't own Hellsing or Moulin Rouge, just her stupid brain."

Alucard's Familiar: "That hurt. And one more thing, this is not an idea I got from Byakko's Hellsing: The Musical, which I find highly entertaining. I recommend it. I just thought of this while on the way back from yet again, another football game on a bus...I need a life, besides Marching Band. Anyone up for suggestions?

For Chelsea, Ashley, Sara, Mew, and Robin because one, they know my real name, and two, they are able to cope with my IQ level. Kudos to them! Enjoy!

Note: If you have the Moulin Rouge soundtrack, get it out and listen to it when there are songs being sung, it usually adds to the affect! Songs may be varied a little due to text, and that I am trying to write this in weird formatting for a musical. @_@

Love Forbidden

Chapter 1

Alucard turned off the DVD player with a sigh and sat back in his chair. With no missions for a week, Alucard had borrowed Seras's DVD player and a stack of DVDs. None of the ones he looked at were particularly interesting, but when he had come across Moulin Rouge, he decided to watch it for the laughs a musical usually brought. But this one had been different. It had struck a cord in Alucard long since silent heart and now he was having an invisible wrestling match with emotions he hadn't felt in hundreds of years.

Alucard heard his master's call and he swallowed. This was the center of the strange emotions he had been feeling. He appeared in his master's office without a sound and watched her from the shadows for a moment, lyrics from one of the songs coursing through his head as he stood there.

"I know you are there Alucard," Integra said. "Come out."

"Yes Master, what is it that bid me to you?" The vampire asked as he walked from the shadows.

"There have been reported ghoul infestations near the church in Manchester," Integra said as she handed Alucard a document. "I want you to go there and check it out. Where there are ghouls, there surely is a vampire hiding in the shadows somewhere."

"Y-yes Master," Alucard nearly stuttered and walked out of the room.

Integra eyed him as he left, "Did he just stutter?" She shook her head. "No it must have been my imagination."

***

Alucard walked down the hall with a glum expression on his face.

"Master?" Seras asked as she rounded a corner. "Master, you looked depressed."

"Mind your own business Police Girl," Alucard growled to cover up his embarrassment.

"Well excuse me," Seras muttered as she leaned against a wall. "But Master, you are never depressed."

"I never said I was depressed!" Alucard shouted.

"Oh fine!" Seras said as she stomped down the hallway.

"Police Girl," Alucard called, and Seras stopped. "I need you to take care of my mission for tonight, I have something planned."

"May I be enlightened or are you going to keep me in the dark?" Seras asked.

"I think I like keeping you in the dark," Alucard grinned and Seras scowled. "But since you are taking my boring mission I will tell you, and I may need some help and some suggestions."

Seras perked up as Alucard told her his plan.

"Aw, how sweet!" Seras giggled when he was through telling her.

"Shut up," Alucard rolled his eyes and walked back down the hallway.

***

Integra felt Alucard appear in her office without having to look up, and ignored him. He was probably going to whine about the boring mission and try and find some way to get out of it.

Out of nowhere, "My gift is my song!"

Integra's head shot up at the vaguely familiar phrase. She gave him one of her\ 'what the hell are you doing' looks but Alucard only grinned.

" And this one's for you. You can tell everybody that this is your song," his grin turned into a serene smile. "It maybe quite simple but, now that it's done. Hope you don't mind, I hope you don't mind. That I put down in words, how wonderful life is, now you're in the world."

Integra stood up from her chair at the remembrance to the song, "What the hell...?"

"I sat on the roof and I kicked off the moss," Alucard walked towards her still with the serene smile and stopped at her desk. "Well some of these verses well they, they got me quite cross. But the sun's been kind while I wrote this song. It's for people like you that, keep it turned on."

Integra raised an eyebrow as she tried desperately to figure out why the hell the vampire was singing that song to her, or why he was singing at all. Even how he got so good.

"So excuse my forgetting, but these things I do. You see I've forgotten if they're green or they're blue!" He walked around her desk and Integra backed up. " Anyway the thing is, what I really mean. Yours are the sweetest eyes, I've ever seen."

Integra didn't know how he did it, but she swore she heard music and Allesandro-opera full throttle in the room. What was he doing? Now she was getting confused. Then she started hearing the background vocals of what sounded like children singing.

"And you can tell everybody that this is your song. It maybe quite simple but now that it's done." The background died away after that.

Not to mention the two people who were watch by the slightly open side door. Seras and Walter snickered at Integra's stunned expression when Alucard had manipulated the tiny walkman in Seras's hand to blast music into the room from every direction.

"And you can tell everybody this is your song," he walked toward her again and Integra notice that his hat, glasses and jacket were gone. "It may be quite simply but, now that it's done." He looked almost human, "I hope you don't mind, I hope you don't mind, that I put down in words. How wonderful life is now you're in the world."

Integra took another step back and felt her heel hit the window behind her.

"I hope you don't mind, I hope you don't mind that I put down in words. How wonderful life is now you're in the world!" Alucard let his voice die away as he watched Integra press herself up against the window. He decided to kill the idea of personal space as he stood right in front of her and lowered his face close to hers. "What did you think?" He smiled as the innocent schoolgirl look crept onto her face and she blushed.

Integra was suddenly short or breath at the closeness of her pet vampire and looked for something to occupy her eyes besides his red one.

Alucard watched the expression on her face changed to pure anger as he felt the cold barrel of her gun rest on his forehead.

"Get out," Integra said with an evil smile, knowing she had caught her pet vampire off guard.

"But..." Alucard felt her tense just before she pulled the trigger and he pulled away trying to avoid the bullet.

"I said get out Alucard," Integra said as she shot at him.

Alucard ran through the side wall as Walter and Seras bolted away down the hallway, hoping to not get caught up in the gunfire.

Integra collapsed into her chair and put her head in one hand, "What the hell was that all about?" She looked over at her calendar and her head hit the desk. "Stupid vampire." It was her birthday.

***

Alucard's Familiar: "Ouch, shot down at his first attempt at affection."

Alucard: *Grumbles*

Alucard's Familiar: "Don't worry Alucard, you'll have another chance next chapter, and we may even hear Integra sing!"

Integra: "What! I never agreed to this!"

Alucard's Familiar: "Too bad!"

Integra: "Please review her stuff, maybe she'll get so happy that she won't have to torment me!"

Alucard's Familiar: "As usual, flames are accepted, but please don't. I really like this fic! On a more serious note, have you ever visualized what you've read? Actually sat back and imagined this animated in your head? Well, as you go about reading the rest of this, try visualizing it. Along with the music, it makes one killer of an experience."