disclaimer: hey ladies and gents sorry for taking so long on getting this
chapter up but I was sick for a while and school make up work is not
pleasant plus my computer messed up .I'm so proud of myself for actually
getting this done with out being so lazy!!!!!! Hope you enjoy, please
review!!!!!!!!!^~^
in mirkwood ...
Sméagol is playing a patty cake patty cake game with the tree he is imprisoned to.
Meanwhile Legolas is keeping his ears open to any weird noises in case Sméagol tries to escapes or orcs
attack. He hears muttering from the creature Sméagol, turns and finds the creature claping his hands together and patting the tree muttering tunes.
Curiosity and confusion mask the elf's face instantly; he walks over to Sméagol to ask what he's doing.
What are you doing? Leggie asks.
(Author's note:i'am using Leggie for short because it's to much of a hassle to keep typing Legolas each time he says something ,and Sméagol is Smeggie for short.)
Smeggie turns around from the tree and looks at Leggie with puppy dog eyes (scary).
Nothing sides why would you care you sssssttttttuuuuuuuuppppppiiiiidddddddd eeeeeelllllllllffffffiiiiiiiieeeeppppppoooooooo!!!!!!!!
(Yay smeggie's back to normal!!!!!)
Leggie wearing a look of complete horror from the look that Smeggie had first given him was speechless, then his face turned into a emotionless look that might even have been described being more scarier then that smeggie had shown. (Talk about scary)
Smeggie not that scared, says, do you want to play with me or not?
Leggie says, sure.(fool)
I'll do the words you just clap k?Smeggie asked.
K, Leggie said.
GREAT,GREEN,GLOBS OF GREASEY,GRIMIE GOLLUM GUSTS,
MUTILATED SMEGGIE MEAT,
LITTLE HOBBITS DIRTY FEET
HOT MORDOR LUNCHES
ARN'T MENT FOR ORCS TO EAT,
SO PASS THE ELF BLOOD PLEASESSSSSSS
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!! Smeggie yelled as leggie started strangling him. Finally smeggie got leggie of him, jumps up the tree and starts yelling and, cursing at, and about leggie.
IIIIII hhhhhhhhhhhhooooooooooooooooppppppppppeeeeeeeeee yyyyyyyyyyyyyyoooooooooooou uuuuuuuu eeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnnjjjjjjooooooooyyyeeeeeeeeddddddddd ttttttttthhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaatttttttttttttttttttttttt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Smeggie yelled at him. Leggie just grunts and walks a little distance away.
TTTTTTTTTTIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLL NEXT TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
in mirkwood ...
Sméagol is playing a patty cake patty cake game with the tree he is imprisoned to.
Meanwhile Legolas is keeping his ears open to any weird noises in case Sméagol tries to escapes or orcs
attack. He hears muttering from the creature Sméagol, turns and finds the creature claping his hands together and patting the tree muttering tunes.
Curiosity and confusion mask the elf's face instantly; he walks over to Sméagol to ask what he's doing.
What are you doing? Leggie asks.
(Author's note:i'am using Leggie for short because it's to much of a hassle to keep typing Legolas each time he says something ,and Sméagol is Smeggie for short.)
Smeggie turns around from the tree and looks at Leggie with puppy dog eyes (scary).
Nothing sides why would you care you sssssttttttuuuuuuuuppppppiiiiidddddddd eeeeeelllllllllffffffiiiiiiiieeeeppppppoooooooo!!!!!!!!
(Yay smeggie's back to normal!!!!!)
Leggie wearing a look of complete horror from the look that Smeggie had first given him was speechless, then his face turned into a emotionless look that might even have been described being more scarier then that smeggie had shown. (Talk about scary)
Smeggie not that scared, says, do you want to play with me or not?
Leggie says, sure.(fool)
I'll do the words you just clap k?Smeggie asked.
K, Leggie said.
GREAT,GREEN,GLOBS OF GREASEY,GRIMIE GOLLUM GUSTS,
MUTILATED SMEGGIE MEAT,
LITTLE HOBBITS DIRTY FEET
HOT MORDOR LUNCHES
ARN'T MENT FOR ORCS TO EAT,
SO PASS THE ELF BLOOD PLEASESSSSSSS
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!! Smeggie yelled as leggie started strangling him. Finally smeggie got leggie of him, jumps up the tree and starts yelling and, cursing at, and about leggie.
IIIIII hhhhhhhhhhhhooooooooooooooooppppppppppeeeeeeeeee yyyyyyyyyyyyyyoooooooooooou uuuuuuuu eeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnnjjjjjjooooooooyyyeeeeeeeeddddddddd ttttttttthhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaatttttttttttttttttttttttt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Smeggie yelled at him. Leggie just grunts and walks a little distance away.
TTTTTTTTTTIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLL NEXT TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
