As the American idol auditions start for the new year the judges give themselves a prep talk:

Simon's Pov:

All right now Simon this year your finally going to make a move on Paula Your going to dump that stupid girlfriend of yours and do it You know paula likes you She has to like you

Paula's Pov:

Ok Paula your going to drop that stupid "oh you were good" thing all the time You're going to say what you mean and finally tell him where you satnd in this relationship he can't keep ignoring you

Randy's Pov:

Yo dawg I am in fire I am off the fishizzle my nizzle

Even ryan talks to himself:

You're going to drop that stupid ass clothes of yours and stop acting like a homosexual! This is a new year! Only you and Frank know what happened that one night

AUDITIONS: Ryan's Pov: "Hi I'm john I've always wanted to meet you ryan!" Oh my god he is so, so. I can't help it

In the judge's room:

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Simon: Um.. thet was.

Paula: Sorry Sim on to interrupt but that was bloody awful! Simon: Paula! Paula: It's time for you to know the real me Simon: Oh.. Paula The two start making out on the floor chairs go flying

The contestant and Randy are appaled and amazed!

Ryan and John are also making out in the front studio

What a happy day!

See ya next time on American idol!