Alucard's Familiar: "Okay, I'm getting bad vibes that some of you are taking this as a parody. It's not! If I could add another genera to this it would be drama! Wait, drama would incorporate OOCness, and OOCness usually gets complaints. Oh well, what's a little OOCness in a Hellsing story? And for those of you who have read this story before, I'm sure you will be pleased at the revisions in this chapter, considering there weren't many in the previous!"

Alucard: "If I could I would bite you!"

Alucard's Familiar: "You get to deal with Integra."

Alucard: *Grumbles*

Alucard's Familiar: "Alas, this chapter is yet again, funny. And no, Integra will not be in a red dress, sorry for those who asked. Though it does give me an idea" *Snickers*

Integra: "Alucard's Familiar doesn't own Hellsing or Moulin Rouge. What are you thinking about?"

Alucard's Familiar: "Walter! What's Integra's dress size?"

Integra: "Why you little!"

Alucard's Familiar: "ACK!"

Chapter 2

Integra sat on her bed that night with a sigh. What a day it had been. After Alucard had sung to her, which she still couldn't figure out why, he had hidden himself so well that she couldn't even contact him through telepathy.

"Guess I really bummed him out didn't I?" Integra asked herself as she stood up and looked out the dark window. "What possessed him to sing, and from Moulin Rouge at that!" She thought about the look in his eyes at the end of the song he had sung and she shivered. "This is too strange, why do I feel like singing the song Satine sang after Christian had sung Your Song." Integra ran her hand through her hair with a growl, "This is wrong! What the hell is going on!" What made things worse was that Walter had forgotten to do her laundry and she was stuck wearing a long red feminine nightgown. It had been a joking gift from Alucard on her twenty-first birthday and Integra swore to him she would never wear it. She was eating her words now and hating every second of it.

She turned her back towards the window and leaned against it. She finally let the strange urge to sing go and she felt the words slip gracefully passed her lips.

"I, follow, the night. Can't stand, the light. When will I begin, to live again? One day I'll fly away, leave all this to yesterday. What more could your love do for me? When will love be, through with me? Why live life, from dream to dream, and dread the day when dreaming ends?"

She turned around and opened the doors to her balcony and stood there for a minute, letting the cool night breeze blow passed her and calm her agitation. She turned back inside, leaving the doors open to give her room some fresh air, and sat down on her bed.

Unbeknownst to her, Alucard had hidden himself on the roof, and was listening to her sing. He was delighted to actually hear his master's voice, and even more thrilled to see what she was wearing.

"One day I'll fly away, leave all this to yesterday. Why live life, from dream to dream, and dread the day, when dreaming, ends." She laid back on her bed with her hands behind her head. "One day I'll fly away. Fly far, away." She never heard Alucard slip onto her balcony and watch her through the open doors, but when she did notice him, she made an uncharacteristic yelp and fell off her bed. "What the hell are you doing here?"

"Sorry, I-I heard you singing and I thought I might as well take a look," Alucard stuttered.

Okay, I wasn't hearing things earlier, Integra thought, he is stuttering, "What is the matter with you? Why the hell were you watching me?"

"Well, I always watch you, and what's the matter with me? Who knows, who cares?" Alucard flashed a toothy grin at his master as he leaned against the wall to look at her.

"You are not trying to say you are in love with me are you?" Integra asked. There, she had bluntly gotten to the point and she smirked as she watched Alucard's face contort into a series of different expressions. "Love is pointless."

Alucard grinned at that, "I was made for loving you baby, you were made for loving me!"

Integra rolled her eyes as she sang her verse, "The only way of loving me baby is to pay a lovely fee." Part of it was true, the only way Alucard could love her was by dying, and he couldn't. She smirked at the irony of it all.

"Just one night give me just one night ," Alucard gave her puppy dog eyes.

"There's no way , cause you can't pay ."

"In the name of love. One night in the name of love."

"You crazy fool I won't give in to you." She got up to leave, but Alucard grabbed her wrist.

"Don't, leave me this way. I can't survive without your sweet love. Oh baby, don't leave me this way," he smiled genuinely at her and Integra sighed.

"You'd think that people would have had enough of silly love songs," she surprised herself at the high pitch she got.

"I look around me and I see it isn't so, oh no," he chuckled at her surprised look.

"Some people wanna fill the world, with silly love songs," she pulled her wrist away from Alucard grip and walked over to her bookshelf to lean against it.

"Well, what's wrong with that? I'd like to know, cause here I go again!" He jumped up onto Integra's balcony and sang out to the night sky, "Love lift us up where we belong, where eagles fly on a mountain high!"

Integra pulled him off quickly, not for fear of his safety, but more for peoples sanity. He was loud, "Love makes us act like we are fools, throw our lives away for one happy day!"

"We could be heroes! Just for one day," he smiled.

"You, you will be mean," Integra muttered as she leaned against the bookshelf again

"No, I won't," Alucard pleaded

"And I, I'll drink all the time," she recited the stupid line, even though it made no sense.

Alucard shrugged, "We should be lovers!"

"We can't do that," Integra thought of what would happen if she did fall in love with Alucard and the Round Table found out.

"We should be lovers, and that's a fact," Alucard grinned.

"Though, nothing will keep us together," she rolled her eyes at him

"We could steal time just for one day," Alucard really meant it though.

Then, to Integra's extreme dislike, they sang together, she not really caring, and Alucard putting every unvampire-like feeling into it, "We could be heroes forever and ever. We could be heroes forever and ever. We could be heroes..."

"Just because I will always love you," Alucard sang

"I..." and she held it out before Alucard came in

"Can't help loving..."

"you." Alucard finished.

"How wonderful life is," Integra rolled her eyes again as she walked towards her dresser, the nightgown swishing around her ankles

"Now, you're in the world." Alucard's expression fell as Integra pulled her gun and aimed it at him.

"Out," Integra said and shot one time, and he was gone in a flash. "And I hate this fucking nightgown!"

Alucard ran through the walls and stopped near Walter's room, panting from surprise. Why had he shot at him?

Walter walked out of his room at the sound of the vampire, "Still no luck?"

"None," Alucard said as he walked down to the dungeons.

"I'm sure things will settle down soon Alucard," Walter said as the vampire disappeared. "Guess it didn't help much that she was wearing that cute little red nightgown either..."

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Alucard's Familiar: "Did you visualize it? Funny neh? Next chapter is twisted."

Alucard: "Oh great..."

Alucard's Familiar: "Review please! I'm really working hard on this fic!"

Integra: "And humiliating the rest of us."

Alucard's Familiar: "That's what I'm here for."

Integra: "Damn you!"