Declaimer do not own any of the characters (what a pity). _~_ um...please review. There will be another chapter cooming soon. The FBI interview of smeagol

THIS IS THE UNAUTHORIZED COPY OF SMEAGOL'S DAILY LIFE.

smeagol's love life -nothing

smeagol's life -none of the above

smeagol's daily chores-clean the tarp, hit fat hobbit, yell at fat hobbit, yell that the fat hobbit is

killing the "taters",show master the way to the gates of mordor,save master (though we should't

have),sing while killing raw juicie fish,save master(though we should't have),get

captured,scream about how bad and evil master is cause he took the precioussss,take master to

gates of mordor,that fails,take him and fat hobbit to be eaten by Shelob(a really big spider),that

fails,led hobbits into big oven,eat the precious plus master's finger,gag,fall into oven,and

become a great mass of toasted burnt marshmellow smeagol.

MAKE SURE TO EDIT EVERYTHING, and pay smeagol jack squat for telling us everything while being drunk. (note-he smells strongly of smoke and burnt skin.)