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review. There will be another chapter cooming soon.
The FBI interview of smeagol
THIS IS THE UNAUTHORIZED COPY OF SMEAGOL'S DAILY LIFE.
smeagol's love life -nothing
smeagol's life -none of the above
smeagol's daily chores-clean the tarp, hit fat hobbit, yell at fat hobbit, yell that the fat hobbit is
killing the "taters",show master the way to the gates of mordor,save master (though we should't
have),sing while killing raw juicie fish,save master(though we should't have),get
captured,scream about how bad and evil master is cause he took the precioussss,take master to
gates of mordor,that fails,take him and fat hobbit to be eaten by Shelob(a really big spider),that
fails,led hobbits into big oven,eat the precious plus master's finger,gag,fall into oven,and
become a great mass of toasted burnt marshmellow smeagol.
MAKE SURE TO EDIT EVERYTHING, and pay smeagol jack squat for telling us everything while being drunk. (note-he smells strongly of smoke and burnt skin.)
THIS IS THE UNAUTHORIZED COPY OF SMEAGOL'S DAILY LIFE.
smeagol's love life -nothing
smeagol's life -none of the above
smeagol's daily chores-clean the tarp, hit fat hobbit, yell at fat hobbit, yell that the fat hobbit is
killing the "taters",show master the way to the gates of mordor,save master (though we should't
have),sing while killing raw juicie fish,save master(though we should't have),get
captured,scream about how bad and evil master is cause he took the precioussss,take master to
gates of mordor,that fails,take him and fat hobbit to be eaten by Shelob(a really big spider),that
fails,led hobbits into big oven,eat the precious plus master's finger,gag,fall into oven,and
become a great mass of toasted burnt marshmellow smeagol.
MAKE SURE TO EDIT EVERYTHING, and pay smeagol jack squat for telling us everything while being drunk. (note-he smells strongly of smoke and burnt skin.)
