Alucard's Familiar: "Okay people, this has switched from the crazy humorous to the dramatic and twisted. It's not SUPPOSED to be funny, but you can take it however you please. I don't think I changed much in this chapter either..."

Integra: "You're still making us sing..."

Alucard's Familiar: "Of course, it wouldn't be a Moulin Rouge story line if I didn't."

Integra: "Damn all..."

Alucard: "Too late."

Alucard's Familiar: "Integra gets a letter and they all don't like it. Again, if you have the soundtrack to Moulin Rouge, I highly recommend that you listen to the songs while they are being sung in the chapter. It gives it a little added...realism. Enjoy!"

Seras: "Alucard's Familiar doesn't own Hellsing or Moulin Rouge."

Alucard's Familiar: "But I can dream!"

Chapter 3

Integra sat in her office the next day thinking. It had been quiet. There was no paperwork, there were no FREAK reports, and even stranger, Alucard hadn't been bothering her!

"I think this has been the dullest day of my entire life," Integra said as she nearly fell asleep. A knock came at her door and she instantly woke up, "Come in."

Walter came through the door with his usual smile and casual air about him, "Mail's here."

"Thank you Walter," Integra said as she accepted the few envelopes and sifted through them. "I wish we had junk mail filters," Integra said as she tossed most of the letters into the trash. She picked up the last letter and her eyes widened at the seal, "Now what does the Vatican want?" Integra asked as she opened the letter and read it. She stiffened when she read it and Walter got the impression that it wasn't the usual boarder violation or something of the sort.

"Something wrong Sir Integra?" Walter asked.

Integra handed the old man the paper and he read it. He dropped the paper like it had burned him and stared at his mistress. "What are you going to do?"

"What can I do?" Integra asked as she picked up the other envelope that had the queen's insignia on it, "She has accepted the match, I have only but to follow orders."

"Well, it couldn't be all that bad. At least now you won't have to keep considering sources of getting an heir," Walter said as he picked up the paper and set it on her desk. She had been ordered to marry Enrico Maxwell to keep the peace between the two rival organizations.

***

Integra sat in her room that night feeling like someone who had just been sold into some kind of slavery. She didn't know why, but she felt trapped. She knew the man was insane, but she could handle insanity, she lived with Alucard after all. But the thought of having to do all of the other things made her want to find her gun and shoot herself and get it over with.

Elsewhere, in the soldiers barracks, the men were also having a little Moulin Rouge fun, but instead of using it the way Alucard was, they were making fun of the Argentinean.

"Jealousy, it will drive you, drive, drive you, mad!" One of the soldiers began to sing. "Roxanne, you don't have to put on that red light. Walk the streets for money, you don't care if it's wrong or if it is right. Roxanne, you don't have to wear that dress tonight. Roxanne, you don't have to sell your body to the night."

Alucard sat on the roof over looking the Hellsing gardens. He had heard the whole conversation about his master having to marry Maxwell, and just the thought of the Catholic touching her made his blood boil.

"His eyes upon your face. His hand upon your hand. His lips caress your skin. It's more than I can stand!" He began to walk along the roof as he heard the soldiers in the barracks sing the Argentinean's part.

"Roxanne!"

"Why does my heart cry?" Alucard sang.

"Roxanne!"

"Feelings I can't fight! You're free to leave me, but just don't deceive mean, and please. Believe me when I say, I love you!"

Walter and Seras were in the dungeons working on some new weapons. Seras had asked him is he knew any foreign languages. He was demonstrating his abilities with a few quotes from El Tango de Roxanne.

"Yo que te quiero tanto, que voy a hacer? Me dejaste...me dejaste como una paloma. El alma se me fue; se me fue el corazon. Ya no tengo ganas de vivir porque no te puedo convencer. Que no te vendas, Roxanne."

Integra shoved herself into the corner of her room. She could hear the singing outside and it was driving her mad. It was adding to the already tense atmosphere, and the more she listened, the more she knew she was going to scream. Her room had lost its coloring except for a little bit of blue in some areas. The rest had gone black and gray, leaving her with the feeling of total endlessness. Sounds came form all directions and shadows moved and danced in the dim light of the stars.

"Roxanne - you don't have to put on that red light"

"Why does my heart cry?" Alucard shouted it for the world to hear. "Feelings I can't fight"

"You don't have to wear that dress tonight!" The solo soldier sang. "Roxanne - you don't have to put on that red light."

"Why does my heart cry?" The soldiers started to sing background

"Roxanne - you don't have to wear that dress tonight."

"Feelings I can't fight," the soldiers rose the volume

"ROXANNE!" They all shouted it and Integra felt herself scream, but no sound came from her mouth.

Alucard screamed out loud, filling the sky with eerie cry. The soldiers were singing the eerie background to the song, and with the solo soldier singing the Argentinean part, it threw it all into a mayhem of sound that filled the Hellsing manor, bringing Walter and Seras up from the dungeon, and Integra out onto her balcony and joined in with the screaming.

It all ended when Walter threw open Integra's door.

***

"Sir Integra, are you all right?" Walter asked.

Integra grasped the railing on the balcony and looked up at the stars. "No, but it doesn't matter." She turned to look at her faithful butler. "I'm going to bed, goodnight Walter."

"Goodnight Sir Integra," Walter said and retreated from the room, closing the door behind him.

Integra pulled on a pair of old blue jeans and a sweatshirt, then climbed up onto the side of her balcony and up the side up the drainpipe. She had seen Alucard on the roof, and her mind told her that he would be the only comfort at the moment.

She desperately climbed up the side of the drainpipe, digging her nails into the vines that grew on it, trying to climb faster. She was near the top when she felt herself slip. "Alucard!"

Alucard and been leaning against one of the chimneys when he heard her call out and he looked over the edge of the roof to see his master hanging onto the drainpipe. He quickly grabbed her wrists and pulled her up. Instead of pulling herself away like she usually did when he helped her up, Integra cuddled close, wrapping her arms his waist and releasing a shuddering sigh.

"My Master?" Alucard was a little confused. She never showed any type of emotion, especially fear or sorrow.

"I can't marry him," Integra sobbed into his chest, "For the love of God I can't."

"Why can't you marry him?" Alucard asked.

"Because," Integra shuddered as the cold wind the blew on the roof and Alucard wrapped his coat around her to keep her warm. "Because I love someone else."

"Hm?" These were words he had never heard her say before.

"I can't learn to love him, because I am already in love with you," Integra sobbed. She had finally said it out loud, for the first time, saying her true feelings. She gripped Alucard tighter against the wind and to her relief, his grip tightened around her and she felt his coat being wrapped more securely around her.

Alucard looked down into her eyes and found the same innocent look he had seen in them when she was thirteen years old. He ran his fingers through her hair to try and calm her down. She was shaking against him, and Alucard knew it was more from what she had to do than it was about the cool weather.

"You'll be all right," Alucard said as he stroked her hair. "You're a Hellsing, you always are."

Integra genuinely smiled at him, then rested her head against his chest. "I heard you singing again."

"Seems when we are faced with things we don't understand, the body does things we don't understand." Alucard said.

"Like singing out songs from a musical," Integra chuckled.

"Guess so," Alucard said lowly, laughing along with her.

Soon after, Alucard felt his master fall asleep in his lap. He smiled and held her close against the cold night. He knew if he brought her back inside and left her, she would only wake up and come searching for him again. Instead, he made sure his coat was securely wrapped around her before he let himself drift off to sleep as well, making sure his body would wake up just before sunrise.

***

Integra woke up to the warm sunrays of the sunrise. She sat up stiffly and looked around. Alucard's coat slipped from her shoulders and she remembered where she was, and why. She looked up to where she thought Alucard would have been, but found she was the only one on the roof.

A small slip of paper was slipped between two stones and Integra picked it up and read it. It was in Alucard's handwriting, and the ink was still wet, which meant it was only a few minutes old.

I can see you are stirring my master, but I must leave you now for the sun is rising. Last night well be kept between you and me, and nothing about it has changed my opinion of you. You are still a strong woman, and a powerful leader. You will be able to take Maxwell, you are stronger than him.

-Alucard

Integra folded the note and slid it into her pocket. She stood up and pulled Alucard's coat around her. The morning was still cool and she was stiff from sleeping outside all night. She smiled though as she lifted her hand to shield her eyes from the blinding sun. Alucard was right, she would be able to handle, she just had to do what she was good at, being emotionless.

***

Alucard's Familiar: "Aw, fluffy cuteness at the end, sort for the OOCness!"

Alucard and Integra: *Vomits*

Alucard's Familiar: "Ewww, clean up on isle 6!"

Seras: "Well, I like this. Review people tell us what you think!"

Alucard's Familiar: "Well, did you visualize it? Did ya did ya did ya? It makes me shiver when I do. Creepy blue and black twisted room. Ah! Scaring myself, shutting up."