Alucard's Familiar: "This is going to be nuts." *Has been locked in a room with all of the Hellsing characters* I don't own Hellsing or any of its characters. But I believe this is what they will do to me now that I wrote this fic."

Alucard: "Of course."

Alucard's Familiar: "Sorry for any OOCness, but hell, the whole fic was OOC. It was Moulin Rouge for crying out loud."

Integra: "At least I didn't die."

Alucard's Familiar: *Mutters* "Damn."

Integra: "How dare you!" *Chases Alucard's Familiar*

Alucard's Familiar: "Uh oh." *Runs and hides behind Walter* "Save me from the scary mad woman!"

Walter: "What are you talking about, I'm trying to kill you too!"

Alucard's Familiar: "Cripes."

Seras: "Um...who's side should I be on?"

Alucard's Familiar: "Mine! Even the odds a bit!"

Seras: "But I belong to Hellsing."

Alucard's Familiar: ~_~ O.O *Runs from Integra, who now has her saber and ready to cut my head off*

Alucard: *Appears from the floor and gets Alucard's Familiar in a bear hug*

Alucard's Familiar: *Is in heaven but dying of oxygen depravation* "Need air!"

Alucard: "Say please Master."

Alucard's Familiar: "Oh hell no."

Alucard: *Adds pressure to the bear hug*

Alucard's Familiar: O_O *Is going to pop* "PLEASE MASTER!" *Is released*

Walter: *Gets monofilament wires around throat*

Alucard's Familiar: "Oh Christ why always around my neck?"

Walter: "So we can watch your head fly off like a champagne cork."

Alucard's Familiar: ~_~ "Oh what a pleasing experience."

1 hour later

Alucard's Familiar: *Is tied to a chair, gagged, gun pointed to head and all of the Hellsing characters surrounding her with evil grins*

Integra: *Pulls off gag* "All right, time for you to swear you will never write anything like this ever again."

Alucard's Familiar: *Nods*

Integra: "Say it with me, I, Alucard's Familiar, swear on her life that she will never, ever, write anything like Love Forbidden ever again."

Alucard's Familiar: "I, Alucard's Familiar, will swear by my life that I will never, ever, write anything like Love Forbidden ever again."

Integra: "Good." *Puts gun away* "Seras, if you would continue the punishment."

Alucard's Familiar: O.o

Seras: "Yes Sir!"

*Everyone walks out leaving Seras and Alucard's Familiar in the room*

Seras: *Unties Alucard's Familiar* "So? What's next?"

Alucard's Familiar: "I dunno." Pulls out list of crossover/storyline ideas* "Help me look."

Seras: "Oh goody."

***

Alucard's Familiar: "Now that I have made a complete fool of myself, that was my spoof, and I really don't have any other crossover idea's in my head at the moment, just a normal one beginning to form. You are all safe for now."

Alucard: "No one is ever safe from you. I'm the only one not scared of you."

Alucard's Familiar: "Oh no? I know something you are afraid of."

Alucard: "Oh? What's that?"

Alucard's Familiar: "Fangirls trying to hug you!" *Attempts to hug Alucard*

Alucard: O.o *Runs and Alucard's Familiar attaches herself to him in a hug*

Alucard's Familiar: "Amanda or Chelsea, if either of you are reading this, you know who that was an impersonation of. If not, just think about lunchtime, then you will get it. ^_^ Did you all enjoy this? I know Alucard doesn't have any weaknesses, but it was fun and harmless to throw that one in. I was teasing a friend. I hope you all liked this piece of work and I hope you will read more of my stuff in the future...when I write something worth posting! Reviews for this chapter please, I need to know if this was humorous or not."