Coo Coo Ca-Choo
By Authors Numbers 1-4 and 5.3
Typed and Posted by Diamond Princess Kohana
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Matrix Robot Guy: You may be wondering why you've clicked on this fic. Why did you click on this fic? Was it because you were bored? Was it because you were curious? Was it because you wanted a bunch of random things from your favorite anime characters? Or was it because you felt like it? Before you read I'd like to warn you. This fic is very random. This is fic is very scary. The characters who appear in this fanfiction are very OOC. If you have heart problems or any serious illnesses please turn back now. If you cannot handle random acts of stupidity please leave. Be aware that we own nothing except ourselves and our random acts of stupidity. Please leave a review when you're finished reading. Reviews are good. You must leave lots of reviews. You have been warned. You are an otaku and otakus are very random in their natural habit which is fandom. You are now entering the fanfiction that is ' Coo Coo Ca-Choo'. (insert catchy Matrix music here)
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Author #1
Author #2
Author #3
Author #4
Author #5.3
Author 007
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***********Meanwhile at some distant volcano Author #3 crawls out.*************
Author #3: Damn bitch. I will have revenge.
Author #4: (pops out of nowhere hoving in the air.) Uh-uh. We're even that was MY revenge. (disappears)
Author #3: Whatever. (tries to disappear but can't) HEY!? (is stranded) Damn you, Author #4. Fine, I won't take revenge for now! I won't take revenge for now! Muhahahahahaha... (starts coughing) hahahaha! (volcano erupts)
***********Meanwhile the other 2 authors are haveing a meeting**************
Author #1: We need more randomness in the fanfic! On another note, we are out of cheese.
Author #2: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! Oh wait that's my fault!
Author #1: And we need to find Author #3 & #4 or at least their bodies if they killed each other.
Author #2: Probably.
***********At the volcano lava & ash are still flying in the air. *******************
Author#3: I will have my revenge! (volcano completely erupts Author #3 gets carried away with lava.)
%%%%%%% 5 months later%%%%%%%
Author #3: I am baaack! I got lost.
Author #2: Ya think?
Author #4: We were following your progress with a satellite. You went off the map 5 times!
Author #3: It was only 2!!!
Author #1: And you went around in circles like (pauses) Wait let me count... 5 times!!! And not to mention those circles you went in off the map!!!
Anouncer: Back to the actual story. (if there is one)
Kagome: Hey how many of you wish you can do this? SIT!!!
Inuyasha: (falls on the ground) Ow! Bitch! (it starts to snow)
Maringa: Wasn't it summer?
Ohkami: No, we've been standing here for 5 months.
Kohana: How the hell did that happen.
Mokuba: You were watching Author #3's progress on my brother's satellite system.
Kaiba: That'll be $60,000 million each.
Ohkami: That's not fair.
Kenshin: I have something to say.
Everyone except Kenshin: Okay. What is it?
Kenshin: Pancake.
Trigun Cat: Meow!
Miroku: T_T. My guitar, my beautiful guitar.
(an army of samurai hamsters kill Miroku and steal Kenshin's weed.
Samurai Hamster #1: (squeaky voice) Ahahahaha! Now I have all the weed for myself.
Trigun Cat: Meow!
Shippo: Oh my god they killed Miroku!
Sango: Thank you kami! No more ass groping.
Miroku: What!? I thought you liked that, baby!?
Sango: Your supposed to be dead.
Miroku: Oh yeah. (gets killed by samurai hamsters)
Sai: Poor Miroku. (gets eaten by a pack of wild jackrabbits.)
Kenshin: Poor guy. (gets hit in the head by Kaiba's satellite.)
Kaoru: How dare you. You killed Kenshin! (cries) I'm suing!
Kaiba: Kaiba corp. is not liable for any damage to people or property. (gets hit in the head by his satellite)
Trigun Cat: Meow!
Kenshin: My head hurts, that it does. (runs toward samurai hamsters) Give me back my weed!
Author #3: (appears from a cloud of smoke) Where am I?
Sango: Who's that?
Author #3: (gets hit by a piano, an anvil, a cruise ship, and 1 million fluffly bunnies.)
Author #5.3: (appears from thin air) Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! I am Author #5.3, and I am here to make you all miserable. But first, (walks up to samurai hamsters) I shall confiscate the weed.
Samurai Hamster #1: The hell you will.
Author #5.3: (grabs weed and pulls out light saber)
Samurai Hamsters: Ahhh! (run away)
Trigun Cat: Meow!
Maringa: Poor Hamsters. (gets hit by a baseball) Hey who threw that?
Author #2: I did.
Author #4: (appears from cloud of smoke) Huh? (A house falls on her and Dorothy from ' The Wizard of Oz walks out)
Kenshin: Look! (points to a one eyed one horned flying purple people eater.)
Miroku: (screams like a girl) Ahhh!
Sango: Wow! Those really exist!?
Inuyasha: Finally. (Lunges at it, and starts fighting it and gets beaten.)
Author #4: (crawls out under Dororthy's house) Huh? (gets eaten by the one eyed one horned flying purple people eater)
Inuyasha: Die! (slashs it with Tetsasgah) (DPK Note: Out of all my friends who cannot spell Tetsusaiga right this is the worst spelling I have ever seen!)
Author #5.3: So we meet again.
Darth Vader: Give me the weed or you will face your destiny.
Author #5.3: I do not want to fight you because you are my Uncle's friend lawyer's ex room-mate, but I must. (pulls out light saber)
Darth Vader: You have chosen the path of pain! (attacks Author #5.3)
Author #5.3: Good bye Vader. (Dodges Vader attack and cuts head off)
Maringa: What ever happened to Yu-gi-oh?
(screen goes to Yu-hi-oh in a very very dark place.)
Yu-gi-oh: Hey! Dark Magician, let me out! This is what I get for trusting a guy with a weird hat.
(screen goes to Kaiba... er Weird Hats Inc. Dark Magician giving orders. Back to everyone else.)
Kaiba: Why do I keep getting hit by my satellites?
Author #5.3: And now I shall finish my mission. (snaps fingers and Legolas appears)
Legolas: Huh!? (gets hit by lightsaber and dies)
Author #5.3: Good-bye (disappears)
Maringa: Poor elf. (gets really, really small.)
(Hiei wakes up.)
Kenshin: (singing) Oh I wish I were an Oscar Mayer wiener, that I do.
Miroku: (plays lute) That is what I truly want to be.
Hiei: And if I were an Oscar Mayer wiener. (tries to step on Maringa)
Sanosuke: (bored) Everyone would be in love with me!
Kenshin: That they would.
(Everyone drinks green tea and the fishbulb explodes.)
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DPK: Hello that was the end of installement 5. Now were having a pop quiz to see if you've been paying attention. Now first question.
1) In installement #1 what word does Inuyasha say repeatedly.
A) Kibbles and Bits
B) Fee
C) Fi
D) Feh
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2) What disease do Miroku and Kenshin have?
A) Pancake
B) Obsessive Compolsive Disorder
C) Turets
D) None, they're just weird.
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3) Who is Himiko during the interlude?
A) Sesshomaru
B) Sesohomaru
C) Yu-gi-oh
D) Pocahontas
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4) Who steals Kenshin's underwhile he sleeps?
A) Kaoru
B) Samurai Hamsters
C) The Weed Man
D) Yo mama
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5) At the end of this installement what song is being sung?
A) The Slap Yo Mama song
B) Pocahontas
C) The Oscar Mayer Wiener Song
D) Pancake
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DPK: Check your answers at the end of the next installement. Take us out of here Kenshin.
Kenshin: This fanfic is brought to you by... What do I say this installement was weird, that it was.
DPK: Just say something random.
Kenshin: Pancake?
DPK: That'll work.
Kenshin: Okay. Pancake!
By Authors Numbers 1-4 and 5.3
Typed and Posted by Diamond Princess Kohana
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Matrix Robot Guy: You may be wondering why you've clicked on this fic. Why did you click on this fic? Was it because you were bored? Was it because you were curious? Was it because you wanted a bunch of random things from your favorite anime characters? Or was it because you felt like it? Before you read I'd like to warn you. This fic is very random. This is fic is very scary. The characters who appear in this fanfiction are very OOC. If you have heart problems or any serious illnesses please turn back now. If you cannot handle random acts of stupidity please leave. Be aware that we own nothing except ourselves and our random acts of stupidity. Please leave a review when you're finished reading. Reviews are good. You must leave lots of reviews. You have been warned. You are an otaku and otakus are very random in their natural habit which is fandom. You are now entering the fanfiction that is ' Coo Coo Ca-Choo'. (insert catchy Matrix music here)
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Author #1
Author #2
Author #3
Author #4
Author #5.3
Author 007
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***********Meanwhile at some distant volcano Author #3 crawls out.*************
Author #3: Damn bitch. I will have revenge.
Author #4: (pops out of nowhere hoving in the air.) Uh-uh. We're even that was MY revenge. (disappears)
Author #3: Whatever. (tries to disappear but can't) HEY!? (is stranded) Damn you, Author #4. Fine, I won't take revenge for now! I won't take revenge for now! Muhahahahahaha... (starts coughing) hahahaha! (volcano erupts)
***********Meanwhile the other 2 authors are haveing a meeting**************
Author #1: We need more randomness in the fanfic! On another note, we are out of cheese.
Author #2: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! Oh wait that's my fault!
Author #1: And we need to find Author #3 & #4 or at least their bodies if they killed each other.
Author #2: Probably.
***********At the volcano lava & ash are still flying in the air. *******************
Author#3: I will have my revenge! (volcano completely erupts Author #3 gets carried away with lava.)
%%%%%%% 5 months later%%%%%%%
Author #3: I am baaack! I got lost.
Author #2: Ya think?
Author #4: We were following your progress with a satellite. You went off the map 5 times!
Author #3: It was only 2!!!
Author #1: And you went around in circles like (pauses) Wait let me count... 5 times!!! And not to mention those circles you went in off the map!!!
Anouncer: Back to the actual story. (if there is one)
Kagome: Hey how many of you wish you can do this? SIT!!!
Inuyasha: (falls on the ground) Ow! Bitch! (it starts to snow)
Maringa: Wasn't it summer?
Ohkami: No, we've been standing here for 5 months.
Kohana: How the hell did that happen.
Mokuba: You were watching Author #3's progress on my brother's satellite system.
Kaiba: That'll be $60,000 million each.
Ohkami: That's not fair.
Kenshin: I have something to say.
Everyone except Kenshin: Okay. What is it?
Kenshin: Pancake.
Trigun Cat: Meow!
Miroku: T_T. My guitar, my beautiful guitar.
(an army of samurai hamsters kill Miroku and steal Kenshin's weed.
Samurai Hamster #1: (squeaky voice) Ahahahaha! Now I have all the weed for myself.
Trigun Cat: Meow!
Shippo: Oh my god they killed Miroku!
Sango: Thank you kami! No more ass groping.
Miroku: What!? I thought you liked that, baby!?
Sango: Your supposed to be dead.
Miroku: Oh yeah. (gets killed by samurai hamsters)
Sai: Poor Miroku. (gets eaten by a pack of wild jackrabbits.)
Kenshin: Poor guy. (gets hit in the head by Kaiba's satellite.)
Kaoru: How dare you. You killed Kenshin! (cries) I'm suing!
Kaiba: Kaiba corp. is not liable for any damage to people or property. (gets hit in the head by his satellite)
Trigun Cat: Meow!
Kenshin: My head hurts, that it does. (runs toward samurai hamsters) Give me back my weed!
Author #3: (appears from a cloud of smoke) Where am I?
Sango: Who's that?
Author #3: (gets hit by a piano, an anvil, a cruise ship, and 1 million fluffly bunnies.)
Author #5.3: (appears from thin air) Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! I am Author #5.3, and I am here to make you all miserable. But first, (walks up to samurai hamsters) I shall confiscate the weed.
Samurai Hamster #1: The hell you will.
Author #5.3: (grabs weed and pulls out light saber)
Samurai Hamsters: Ahhh! (run away)
Trigun Cat: Meow!
Maringa: Poor Hamsters. (gets hit by a baseball) Hey who threw that?
Author #2: I did.
Author #4: (appears from cloud of smoke) Huh? (A house falls on her and Dorothy from ' The Wizard of Oz walks out)
Kenshin: Look! (points to a one eyed one horned flying purple people eater.)
Miroku: (screams like a girl) Ahhh!
Sango: Wow! Those really exist!?
Inuyasha: Finally. (Lunges at it, and starts fighting it and gets beaten.)
Author #4: (crawls out under Dororthy's house) Huh? (gets eaten by the one eyed one horned flying purple people eater)
Inuyasha: Die! (slashs it with Tetsasgah) (DPK Note: Out of all my friends who cannot spell Tetsusaiga right this is the worst spelling I have ever seen!)
Author #5.3: So we meet again.
Darth Vader: Give me the weed or you will face your destiny.
Author #5.3: I do not want to fight you because you are my Uncle's friend lawyer's ex room-mate, but I must. (pulls out light saber)
Darth Vader: You have chosen the path of pain! (attacks Author #5.3)
Author #5.3: Good bye Vader. (Dodges Vader attack and cuts head off)
Maringa: What ever happened to Yu-gi-oh?
(screen goes to Yu-hi-oh in a very very dark place.)
Yu-gi-oh: Hey! Dark Magician, let me out! This is what I get for trusting a guy with a weird hat.
(screen goes to Kaiba... er Weird Hats Inc. Dark Magician giving orders. Back to everyone else.)
Kaiba: Why do I keep getting hit by my satellites?
Author #5.3: And now I shall finish my mission. (snaps fingers and Legolas appears)
Legolas: Huh!? (gets hit by lightsaber and dies)
Author #5.3: Good-bye (disappears)
Maringa: Poor elf. (gets really, really small.)
(Hiei wakes up.)
Kenshin: (singing) Oh I wish I were an Oscar Mayer wiener, that I do.
Miroku: (plays lute) That is what I truly want to be.
Hiei: And if I were an Oscar Mayer wiener. (tries to step on Maringa)
Sanosuke: (bored) Everyone would be in love with me!
Kenshin: That they would.
(Everyone drinks green tea and the fishbulb explodes.)
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DPK: Hello that was the end of installement 5. Now were having a pop quiz to see if you've been paying attention. Now first question.
1) In installement #1 what word does Inuyasha say repeatedly.
A) Kibbles and Bits
B) Fee
C) Fi
D) Feh
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2) What disease do Miroku and Kenshin have?
A) Pancake
B) Obsessive Compolsive Disorder
C) Turets
D) None, they're just weird.
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3) Who is Himiko during the interlude?
A) Sesshomaru
B) Sesohomaru
C) Yu-gi-oh
D) Pocahontas
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4) Who steals Kenshin's underwhile he sleeps?
A) Kaoru
B) Samurai Hamsters
C) The Weed Man
D) Yo mama
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5) At the end of this installement what song is being sung?
A) The Slap Yo Mama song
B) Pocahontas
C) The Oscar Mayer Wiener Song
D) Pancake
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DPK: Check your answers at the end of the next installement. Take us out of here Kenshin.
Kenshin: This fanfic is brought to you by... What do I say this installement was weird, that it was.
DPK: Just say something random.
Kenshin: Pancake?
DPK: That'll work.
Kenshin: Okay. Pancake!
