Coo Coo Ca-Choo

By Authors Numbers 1-4 and 5.3

Typed and Posted by Diamond Princess Kohana

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Matrix Robot Guy: You may be wondering why you've clicked on this fic. Why did you click on this fic? Was it because you were bored? Was it because you were curious? Was it because you wanted a bunch of random things from your favorite anime characters? Or was it because you felt like it? Before you read I'd like to warn you. This fic is very random. This is fic is very scary. The characters who appear in this fanfiction are very OOC. If you have heart problems or any serious illnesses please turn back now. If you cannot handle random acts of stupidity please leave. Be aware that we own nothing except ourselves and our random acts of stupidity. Please leave a review when you're finished reading. Reviews are good. You must leave lots of reviews. You have been warned. You are an otaku and otakus are very random in their natural habit which is fandom. You are now entering the fanfiction that is ' Coo Coo Ca-Choo'. (insert catchy Matrix music here)

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Author #1

Author #2

Author #3

Author #4

Author #5.3

Author 007

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Meanwhile In the land of the Authors it is the middle of the night.

Author #3: (whispers) I will have my revenge on Author #4.

Author #4: (appears wearing a 1 eyed, 1 horned, flying purple people eater costume) Huh?

Inuyasha: (appears with testsugah in his hand.) Where am I? (sees Author #4) Ah another one! I will kill you ALL! (attacks Author #4)

Author #3: Muahahahaha!!!!!

Author #4: @_@!

Kenshin: She looks like me, that she does.

Miroku: (plays dulcimer) My bologna has a first name, it's O-S-C-A-R.

Sanosuke: (bored) My bologna has a second name it's M-A-Y-E-R.

Hiei: Oh I love to eat it everyday.

Kenshin: And if you ask me what I say.

Everybody: Oscar Mayer has a way with B-O-L-O-G-N-A!

Kenshin: That it does!

Maringa: (squeaky) Can I go back to normal? I'm tired of getting stepped on by Hiei. Plus, at this size, I can only anchovy slap.

Ohkami: I kinda like you like that! (steps on Maringa over and over)

Author #4: This is the land of the Authors! What are you doing here?

Kohana: Don't ask me, you guys are the authors.

Author #3: (singing) I have a lovely bunch of coconuts... diddly diddly... standin in a row...

Author #4: Ah ha! The trap is set.

Author #3: (singing) Pink ones, small ones... (gets attacked by a bunch of rabid chickens and falls off a cliff.)

Kenshin: Bwack Bwack.

Sango: Chicken! Chicken!

Shippo: Bwack! Bwack!

Army of Samurai Hamster: Chickenhead!

Ohkami: (keeps stepping on Maringa) Ha! Ha!

Maringa: (steals Miroku's dulcimer and breaks it over Ohkami's head)

Ohkami: @_@!

Miroku: T_T! Now I have to get a new dulcimer.

Sai: Poor Dulcimer. (gets attacked by the rabid chickens)

Ed: I LOVE Chickens, Eddy! (gets hit by a race car)

Darth Vader: (smokes come from mask) I have something to say.

Everybody except Darth Vader: What is it?

Darth Vader: I love chickens too. (runs away like a madman and gets hit by a train)

Kenshin: Guess what?

Everybody except Kenshin: What?

Kenshin: Pancake.

(Vanessa, a goth, explodes. A guy in preppy clothes and a trenchcoat walks in, and sweeps up what's left of Vanessa)

Everyone except Preppy Goth: Kill the Preppy Goth!

Preppy Goth: May I say something?

Hiei: What.

P.G: You have weird hair.

Hiei: You should talk.

(Vanessa come back together, and strangles P.G. with his own trenchcoat. Vanessa explodes again. Maringa blasts P.G. into an oblivion.)

Hiei: That was entertaining.

Maringa: I'll take that as a compliment.

Xander/CG: Oh my god you killed Angulius, you bastard!

Everyone else: Yeah!

Author #5.3: (appears out of nowhere) And now you shall die, Darth Xander!

(Xander pulls out lightsaber) Grrrr! Woof!

Trigun Cat: Meeeow! (runs away)

Author #5.3: Hahaha! (snaps finger and xander is tied up and hanging from a tree.) Who wants to go first on the pinata!!!???

Darth Xander: Noooooo!!!

Everyone else: Yes!!!

Trigun Cat: Meooow!!!

Author #5.3: Instead of a wooden pole we shall use this! (holds steel baseball bat)

Darth Xander: Noooooo!!!

Everyone else: Yes!!!

Trigun CatL Meooow!

Author #5.3: But before we start we must have an act of complete randomness.

Miroku: (plays banjo) Pocahontas.

Kenshin: Pancake.

Author #5.3: That'll work. (whacks Xander with the bat)

(Maringa shoots a blash at Ohkami, and whaps the cat with the anchovy)

(Trigun Cat eats the anchovy)

Trigun Cat: Meow.

Kagome: Kiss me, Inuyasha!

Inuyasha: (blushes) Hell no!

Miroku: I'll kiss you.

Sango: Grrrrrrr!

Kagome: Kiss me Inuyasha!

Miroku: I'll kiss you.

Sango: Grrrrrrr!

Inuyasha: Why do you want me to kiss you.

Kagome: Because I've never been kissed before.

Kenshin: Ka-spong!!!! (DPK Note: If nobody gets that I'm not explaining it your going to have ask Author #3, it took me 15 minutes to explain it to her!)

Inuyasha: Why don't you kiss Miroku!?

Miroku: Yeah. (fish lips)

Kagome: I know who to kiss. (evil eyes) Since you won't kiss me. (attacks Sanosuke! Jumps on him knocking him on the ground and looks like she's trying to inhale his face off.)

Sanosuke: (muffled) Ah save me! I'm being mouth raped.

Inuyasha: What's up with her?

Shippo: Raging hormones I guess.

Kenshin: Pancake!

Ohkami: Isn't it supposed to be two girls kissing? (DPK Note: Inside joke.)

Sanosuke: Isn't somebody going to help me?

Maringa: I would if I were my normal size.

Sango: Then you'd have other problems.

Sanosuke: (does that big head sharp teeth thing) SOMEBODY SAVE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Kagome still kisses Sanosuke)

Sanosuke: Hey watch it lady. This is all good, but your breath is hot and taste like beef and strawberry lip gloss.

Kagome: Well, I am wearing strawberry lip gloss, but the beef is from three weeks ago. I ran out of toothpaste and couldn't brush my teeth. The beef is stuck in them. Maybe you can get it out with your tongue.

Sanosuke: O.O! (screams and runs away from her)

Inuyasha: (stands behind Sanosuke and whispers) You're a fighter for hire, right? Well, I'll pay you 2,000 yen if you help me kill all the 1 eyed 1 horned flying purple people eater... and Kagome.

Sanosuke: T_T! NO way, Kagome's way too scary. She's even scarier than a train. (runs away)

Ohkami: Where are we?

Kagome: Sanosuke, come back! I love you!

Sanosuke: Stay away, beef woman!

(Kagome tackles Sanosuke and starts kissing him again)

Sai: Poor Sanosuke. (gets attacked by the rabid chicken)

Ohkami: Where are we?

Author #2: If I remember correctly, you are in Authorland.

Author #5.3/ Jedi Master Bob: I don't even know why you're here, but you must die. (takes out lightsaber and kills the rabid chicken. Chicken gets fried.)

Sanosuke: Ooooh, some fried chicken. (tries to leave)

Kagome: No you're staying with me. You'd look hella sexy tied to my bedpost.

Sanosuke: AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! Stay away from me, beef woman!!!!!!!!!!!! (everybody eats the chicken) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!

Kenshin: This chicken is hella good, that it is.

Inuyasha: Yeah, much better than that nasty beef Kagome made three weeks ago.

Kohana: I'm assuming that if she wasn't busy mouth raping Sanosuke she would sit you.

Kenshin: Pancake.

Ohkami: Whatever happened to those chili chees fries?

Maringa: (squeaky) You stole them remember. (hits Ohkami with a chicken wing)

Trigun Cat: Meow!

Author #2: This is sad. No one should be mouth raped by Kagome. Maringa, normal! (snap)

(Maringa picks up Sanosuke's zenbatou and cuts Kagome in half)

Maringa: Sano, you owe me. I'm so happy I'm my normal size!

Hiei: Oh shit.

Sango: Oh my good lord you killed Kagome.

Inuyasha: (singing) Go author it's your birthday. We gonna party like it's your birthday.

Sango: Sip bacardi like it's yo' birthday.

50 cent: And we don't give a f*** it's not yo' birthday. (gets killed by Ja rule. Ja rule gets killed by another rabid chicken)

Ja rule: Murda I.N.C. !!! (dies)

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DPK: I'll be gone for three weeks so if there's a computer anywhere that's connected to the Internet I'll try and update. And the answers for the pop quiz oh who cares I know you were paying attention. And if you weren't you were probably laughing too hard. Any character take us out of here.

50 cent: Go buy my album in stores and look for my DVD. Ja Rule you stupid punk ass bitch. Think you all hard. You ain't hard you little pussy...

DPK: I said character not 50 cent. (pushes 50 cent to Ebony's house)

50 cent: What the hell do you think you doin'?

DPK: Just wait. 3...2...1.

(a bunch of girls mouth rape 50 cent)

Sanosuke: Ha! Ha! Ha! Now you know how it feels!!! (gets attacked by Kagome again) The Beef Woman!!!!

Sai: Poor Sanosuke. (gets shot by 50 cent and Ja Rule)

DPK: Um... right. Anyway I'll try to update if I can but don't expect anything.