Coo Coo Ca-Choo
By Authors Numbers 1-4 and 5.3
Typed and Posted by Diamond Princess Kohana
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Matrix Robot Guy: You may be wondering why you've clicked on this fic. Why did you click on this fic? Was it because you were bored? Was it because you were curious? Was it because you wanted a bunch of random things from your favorite anime characters? Or was it because you felt like it? Before you read I'd like to warn you. This fic is very random. This fic is very scary. The characters who appear in this fanfiction are very OOC. If you have heart problems or any serious illnesses please turn back now. If you cannot handle random acts of stupidity please leave. Be aware that we own nothing except ourselves and our random acts of stupidity. Please leave a review when you're finished reading. Reviews are good. You must leave lots of reviews. You have been warned. You are an otaku and otakus are very random in their natural habit which is fandom. You are now entering the fanfiction that is ' Coo Coo Ca-Choo'. (insert catchy Matrix music here)
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Author #3: Now things get weird. You mean they weren't already? Good point. Who am I talking to?
Caution: This chapter is VERY confusing. You have been warned.
Aishia: (appears) ? I want chicken, I want liver, meow mix meow mix please deliver ?
Kirara and Trigun Cat: (singing) Meow, meow, meow, meow. Meow, meow, meow, meow. Meow. Meow. MEOW!!
Trigun Cat: Meow
Inuyasha: Are you some sort of cat dermon? (a/n by #3 I was in a hurry, OK? I didnt have time to check my spelling (as if I ever do))
Aishia: Who you callin' a dermon?
Inuyasha: Woof woof! Ggrrrr!
Aishia: (hisses and runs)
Inuyasha: (chases her)
Aishia: (jumps off a cliff)
T.C.: Meow
Inuyasha: Woof woof (attacks T.C.)
T.C.: Meow (dies)
Everyone: NNNOOO!!!
Kagome: Damn it, Inuyasha, why did you kill the Trigun Cat?
Inuyasha: Aren't you supposed ta be dead?
Kagome: SIT!!!
Inuyasha: (on the floor) Damn you, Bitch.
Kagome: SIT SIT SIT SIT SSSSIIIITTTT!!!!
Inuyasha: (is rammed deeper and deeper into the ground)
Miroku: Wow, she's really taking the cat's death hard.
Author #3: Never fear, Author #3 is here. (Snaps her fingers and the cat comes back to life)
Everyone: Yay!!!
Author #3: (snaps her fingers again and everyone bursts into flames)
Everyone: AAAAHHHH!!!!!!
Author #3: (snaps yet again and everyone iswell, close to normal)
Miroku: Bitch ass mother F***er.
Joe: Wow, Miroku, I've never heard you say that before.
Kenshin: What are you talking about? I didn't say anything.
Kohana: Meow.
Shippo: Oh, no! I'm short! And where did my duster go?
Author #3: Muahahahahahaha!!!! (Disappears)
Sanosuke: Oh my God, this is a dream come true!
Kagome: For you maybe.
Maringa: Where am I? I can move my arm!
*Feudal Japan*
Sesshomaru: Where am I!?. I can't feel my arm. (Looks at left arm) I don't have an arm!
Author #1: Oh, yeah? I can do better than that! (Snaps fingers)
Sanosuke: Meow?
T.C.: What the hell happened to me?
Joe: Ha ha, you're a pussy!
Kagome: AH! I'm a girl. Where's my flannel shirt?
Maringa: Kagome, of course you're a girl. AHH! I'm a girl!
Miroku: Where's Hiei at?
Kenshin: I'm over here.
Hiei: That he is.
Sesshomaru: KENSHIN!!! (Goes over to Kenshin)
Kenshin: Who the heck are you?
Hiei: Miss Kaoru? I'm over here that I am.
Miroku: SESSHOMARU!!! (Hugs Sessy as Maringa calls him)
Sesshomaru: EWWWWW!!!!! I'm being hugged by that pervert!!!!
Maringa: You called?
Author #1: Muahahahahahaha!!!! (Disappears)
Author #2: My turn. (Snap)
Miroku: Meow.
T.C.: Great, now I'm a pussy
Sesshomaru: First its one arm, then the other!
Hiei: At least you're not short.
Kaoru: Cool. Hiei and Sesshomaru switched and I'm still a girl!
Sesshomaru: And you are?
Kaoru: The person you tried to step on.
Maringa: I want my body back T.T
Sanosuke: Is that you, Miss Kaoru?
Kenshin: Going on that, what is?!! (DPK & O note: Author #5.3 wrote this part and we have no clue what he was trying to accomplish.)
Author #5.3: (marches forward in front of an army of one-eyes one-horned flying purple people eaters) My turn! (Snaps fingers and all the authors appear out of thin air) AND NOW I, Darth Bob, shall take over Author Land!!!!! Muahahahahahaha!!! (Pulls out red light saber)
Authors: Huh?
Author #5.3: Muahahahahahaha!!!!!!!
Inuyasha: I will fight you!
Miroku, Kenshin, Sano, & Sango: Us too! (They kill all the O.E.O.H.F.P.P.E.s)
Darth Bob: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh well (snaps fingers. Army of ducks with light sabers appear)
Inuyasha: AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! (Screams like a girl)
Ducks: Quak! (DPK: That's how he actually spells Quack!) (Run after Inuyasha)
Miroku: Poor Inu (gets hit by a semi truck) WAIT! I didn't finish saying it!
Truck Driver: Well, finish.
Miroku: yasha (gets hit again) Much better! Now YOU SHALL DIE, DARTH BOB!
Kenshin: That you shall.
Darth Bob: Ah! What fools these mortals be! (Blasts them back using the force) Muahahahahahaha!!!!! (Light saber turns blue) Huh? Where am I? (Miroku, Sango, Inuyasha, Sano, Kenshin & ducks tackle Jedi Master Bob) No, wait!
Miroku: Whats wrong with him?
Sango: What ever it is it must be a great many things.
Kenshin: That it must.
JMB: I have a split personality.
Everyone else: OOOoooohhhh.
Author #3: This has gone TOO far! You're jacking it up 5.3!
Author #4: For once I agree with the idiot.
Author #3: Thank you. HEY!!!
Author #4: You are so slow.
Author #3: Not as slow as Inuyasha.
Inuyasha: (15 minutes later; slowly) What?
Author #3: See what I mean?
Author #4: Good point.
Author #3: Anyways, we're off the subject (aside: what else is new?) We need to get rid of 5.3. (disappears)
*Somewhere in the far far past*
Author #5.3: Where the hell am I? (Gets eaten by a dinosaur and comes out the long way) I must get back to the future! (Snaps fingers; nothing happens) What the hell? (Gets attacked by a prehistoric herd of jack- rabbits)
Sai: Poor Author #5.3 (gets attacked by the jackrabbits.)
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DPK: Wassup everybody. Well that was the end of installement 8. I don't have much to say except that Ohkami (Author #3) typed this chapter and I'm glad, but sadly she didn't know that I had most of it typed already. Anyway I used most of her version, but my e-mail jacked everything so I tried to correct everything. I don't like to point fingers but if this has typos in ... IT'S ALL OHKAMI'S FAULT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Anyway Ohkami don't worry I'll update while I'm on vacation. My uncle has a computer at home. Go check out Ohkami's story... um... I forgot what it's called but just look her up and check out her story and leave a review. Well some anime character take us out of here.
Miroku: (plays mandolin) Pocahontas.
By Authors Numbers 1-4 and 5.3
Typed and Posted by Diamond Princess Kohana
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Matrix Robot Guy: You may be wondering why you've clicked on this fic. Why did you click on this fic? Was it because you were bored? Was it because you were curious? Was it because you wanted a bunch of random things from your favorite anime characters? Or was it because you felt like it? Before you read I'd like to warn you. This fic is very random. This fic is very scary. The characters who appear in this fanfiction are very OOC. If you have heart problems or any serious illnesses please turn back now. If you cannot handle random acts of stupidity please leave. Be aware that we own nothing except ourselves and our random acts of stupidity. Please leave a review when you're finished reading. Reviews are good. You must leave lots of reviews. You have been warned. You are an otaku and otakus are very random in their natural habit which is fandom. You are now entering the fanfiction that is ' Coo Coo Ca-Choo'. (insert catchy Matrix music here)
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Author #3: Now things get weird. You mean they weren't already? Good point. Who am I talking to?
Caution: This chapter is VERY confusing. You have been warned.
Aishia: (appears) ? I want chicken, I want liver, meow mix meow mix please deliver ?
Kirara and Trigun Cat: (singing) Meow, meow, meow, meow. Meow, meow, meow, meow. Meow. Meow. MEOW!!
Trigun Cat: Meow
Inuyasha: Are you some sort of cat dermon? (a/n by #3 I was in a hurry, OK? I didnt have time to check my spelling (as if I ever do))
Aishia: Who you callin' a dermon?
Inuyasha: Woof woof! Ggrrrr!
Aishia: (hisses and runs)
Inuyasha: (chases her)
Aishia: (jumps off a cliff)
T.C.: Meow
Inuyasha: Woof woof (attacks T.C.)
T.C.: Meow (dies)
Everyone: NNNOOO!!!
Kagome: Damn it, Inuyasha, why did you kill the Trigun Cat?
Inuyasha: Aren't you supposed ta be dead?
Kagome: SIT!!!
Inuyasha: (on the floor) Damn you, Bitch.
Kagome: SIT SIT SIT SIT SSSSIIIITTTT!!!!
Inuyasha: (is rammed deeper and deeper into the ground)
Miroku: Wow, she's really taking the cat's death hard.
Author #3: Never fear, Author #3 is here. (Snaps her fingers and the cat comes back to life)
Everyone: Yay!!!
Author #3: (snaps her fingers again and everyone bursts into flames)
Everyone: AAAAHHHH!!!!!!
Author #3: (snaps yet again and everyone iswell, close to normal)
Miroku: Bitch ass mother F***er.
Joe: Wow, Miroku, I've never heard you say that before.
Kenshin: What are you talking about? I didn't say anything.
Kohana: Meow.
Shippo: Oh, no! I'm short! And where did my duster go?
Author #3: Muahahahahahaha!!!! (Disappears)
Sanosuke: Oh my God, this is a dream come true!
Kagome: For you maybe.
Maringa: Where am I? I can move my arm!
*Feudal Japan*
Sesshomaru: Where am I!?. I can't feel my arm. (Looks at left arm) I don't have an arm!
Author #1: Oh, yeah? I can do better than that! (Snaps fingers)
Sanosuke: Meow?
T.C.: What the hell happened to me?
Joe: Ha ha, you're a pussy!
Kagome: AH! I'm a girl. Where's my flannel shirt?
Maringa: Kagome, of course you're a girl. AHH! I'm a girl!
Miroku: Where's Hiei at?
Kenshin: I'm over here.
Hiei: That he is.
Sesshomaru: KENSHIN!!! (Goes over to Kenshin)
Kenshin: Who the heck are you?
Hiei: Miss Kaoru? I'm over here that I am.
Miroku: SESSHOMARU!!! (Hugs Sessy as Maringa calls him)
Sesshomaru: EWWWWW!!!!! I'm being hugged by that pervert!!!!
Maringa: You called?
Author #1: Muahahahahahaha!!!! (Disappears)
Author #2: My turn. (Snap)
Miroku: Meow.
T.C.: Great, now I'm a pussy
Sesshomaru: First its one arm, then the other!
Hiei: At least you're not short.
Kaoru: Cool. Hiei and Sesshomaru switched and I'm still a girl!
Sesshomaru: And you are?
Kaoru: The person you tried to step on.
Maringa: I want my body back T.T
Sanosuke: Is that you, Miss Kaoru?
Kenshin: Going on that, what is?!! (DPK & O note: Author #5.3 wrote this part and we have no clue what he was trying to accomplish.)
Author #5.3: (marches forward in front of an army of one-eyes one-horned flying purple people eaters) My turn! (Snaps fingers and all the authors appear out of thin air) AND NOW I, Darth Bob, shall take over Author Land!!!!! Muahahahahahaha!!! (Pulls out red light saber)
Authors: Huh?
Author #5.3: Muahahahahahaha!!!!!!!
Inuyasha: I will fight you!
Miroku, Kenshin, Sano, & Sango: Us too! (They kill all the O.E.O.H.F.P.P.E.s)
Darth Bob: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh well (snaps fingers. Army of ducks with light sabers appear)
Inuyasha: AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! (Screams like a girl)
Ducks: Quak! (DPK: That's how he actually spells Quack!) (Run after Inuyasha)
Miroku: Poor Inu (gets hit by a semi truck) WAIT! I didn't finish saying it!
Truck Driver: Well, finish.
Miroku: yasha (gets hit again) Much better! Now YOU SHALL DIE, DARTH BOB!
Kenshin: That you shall.
Darth Bob: Ah! What fools these mortals be! (Blasts them back using the force) Muahahahahahaha!!!!! (Light saber turns blue) Huh? Where am I? (Miroku, Sango, Inuyasha, Sano, Kenshin & ducks tackle Jedi Master Bob) No, wait!
Miroku: Whats wrong with him?
Sango: What ever it is it must be a great many things.
Kenshin: That it must.
JMB: I have a split personality.
Everyone else: OOOoooohhhh.
Author #3: This has gone TOO far! You're jacking it up 5.3!
Author #4: For once I agree with the idiot.
Author #3: Thank you. HEY!!!
Author #4: You are so slow.
Author #3: Not as slow as Inuyasha.
Inuyasha: (15 minutes later; slowly) What?
Author #3: See what I mean?
Author #4: Good point.
Author #3: Anyways, we're off the subject (aside: what else is new?) We need to get rid of 5.3. (disappears)
*Somewhere in the far far past*
Author #5.3: Where the hell am I? (Gets eaten by a dinosaur and comes out the long way) I must get back to the future! (Snaps fingers; nothing happens) What the hell? (Gets attacked by a prehistoric herd of jack- rabbits)
Sai: Poor Author #5.3 (gets attacked by the jackrabbits.)
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DPK: Wassup everybody. Well that was the end of installement 8. I don't have much to say except that Ohkami (Author #3) typed this chapter and I'm glad, but sadly she didn't know that I had most of it typed already. Anyway I used most of her version, but my e-mail jacked everything so I tried to correct everything. I don't like to point fingers but if this has typos in ... IT'S ALL OHKAMI'S FAULT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Anyway Ohkami don't worry I'll update while I'm on vacation. My uncle has a computer at home. Go check out Ohkami's story... um... I forgot what it's called but just look her up and check out her story and leave a review. Well some anime character take us out of here.
Miroku: (plays mandolin) Pocahontas.
