Coo Coo Ca-Choo

By Authors Numbers 1-4 and 5.3

Typed and Posted by Diamond Princess Kohana

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Matrix Robot Guy: You may be wondering why you've clicked on this fic. Why did you click on this fic? Was it because you were bored? Was it because you were curious? Was it because you wanted a bunch of random things from your favorite anime characters? Or was it because you felt like it? Before you read I'd like to warn you. This fic is very random. This is fic is very scary. The characters who appear in this fanfiction are very OOC. If you have heart problems or any serious illnesses please turn back now. If you cannot handle random acts of stupidity please leave. Be aware that we own nothing except ourselves and our random acts of stupidity. Please leave a review when you're finished reading. Reviews are good. You must leave lots of reviews. You have been warned. You are an otaku and otakus are very random in their natural habit which is fandom. You are now entering the fanfiction that is ' Coo Coo Ca-Choo'. (insert catchy Matrix music here)

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Chapter 9: Slooooooooowwwwwww

*Meanwhile Authors #1-4 are watching Author #5.3 and laughing their asses off

Author #3: Well ha ha. We'd better... ha.... Go dig him up hahahahahahahaha!!!!

Author #4: You, slave, go dig up his bones!

Sesshomaru: Who you calling slave you mother f***er? (Gets shocked by a collar around his neck) AHHH!!!

Sano: -__-! Better listen to them!

Both: (dig up 5.3s bones)

Everyone: YAY!!!

Sesshomaru: Somebody get this f***ing collar off of me!

Yuhi: (pops in) I know how you feel.

Inuyasha: HAHAHA!!!

Kagome: SIT!!!

Inuyasha: Dumbass!

Kagome: Bitch!

Inuyasha: Dumbass!

Kagome: Bitch!

Inuyasha: Dumbass!

Kagome: Bitch!

Inuyasha: Dumbass!

Kagome: Bitch!

Inuyasha: Dumbass!

Kagome: Bitch!

Inuyasha: Dumbass!

Kagome: Bitch!

Inuyasha: Dumbass!

Kagome: Bitch!

Inuyasha: Dumbass!

Kagome: Bitch!

Inuyasha: Why do I havta be the bitch?

Kagome: Cause you're a dog.

Inuyasha: Oh. What's that supposed to mean?

Kagome: Exactly what is says.

Inuyasha: Not you, what they said about me being slow!

Author #4: (stops watch) Wow, it only took you 59:38! You're getting better, Inuyasha!!!

Inuyasha: (slowly) Whaaa?

Author #3: Can you point at yourself and say retarded?

Inuyasha: I dunno, lemme try. (Points to himself) R-r-reee-tardered. Ermtraded. Retarded! I did it!

Everyone: (claps) Yay!

Kagome: Here, have a bone. (Hands him one of 5.3s bones)

Inuyasha: Yummy! (chews on bone)

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DPK: Sorry this chapter was so short... IT'S ALL OHKAMI'S FAULT!!!!!!!!!!! Someone take us out of here.

Kagome: I'll do it. Will you do it with me, Sanosuke?

Sanosuke: Depends. What 'do it' are you talkin' about?

Kagome: What do it do you want? I'll do anything.

Sanosuke: Will you stay the hell away from me?

Kagome: No way. You're so silly. I'm a slave 4 u.

Sanosuke: (the little devil guy appears on his shoulder)

Devil Sano: Go ahead. She's your slave! Go boy, go f**k with her.

Sanosuke: Where's my angel guy?

Angel Sano: I'm here. Sorry I was on a coffee break. Hey Sano long time no see.

Sanosuke: Yeah whatever. So what should I do?

Angel Sano: Well fornication's a sin.

Devil Sano: But the girl's practically giving herself up to you!!

Angel Sano: She's a naive little girl! Don't take advantage of her.

Devil Sano: Aw what the hell, she's your sex slave.

Angel Sano: Shut the heaven up!

Devil Sano: Who are you going to listen to? That guy's wearing a dress!

Angel Sano: How many times am I going to have to tell you this, it's a kimono!

Devil Sano: That's why you should listen to me. Besides you have the symbol for evil on your back.

Sanosuke: You guys are really confusing me. Okay you guys do rock, paper, scissors.

Devil & Angel Sano: Fine. (does rock paper scissors)

Devil Sano: Ah ha! I win.

Angel Sano: Best 2/3!

Devil Sano: No way! I win! Sanosuke, do as I say!!!!!! (flames appear in the back ground)

Sanosuke: But she mouth raped me. And her breath is hot and tastes like strawberry lip gloss beef.

Angel & Devil Sano: Ewwwwwwwwww!!!!!!

Sanosuke: Easy for you to say. I'm tramatized for life.

Kagome: So Sanosuke what do you say?

Sanosuke: What do I say!?

Angel Sano: Sorry man you're on your own.

Devil Sano: Yeah man, sorry.

Sanosuke: But wait!

Angel Sano: Hey want to go to the geisha house and get some sake.

Devil Sano: Oooh, you're such a devil.

Angel Sano: With this guy he basically doesn't have much of a good side.

Devil Sano: Good point.

(they both disappear)

Sanosuke: Wait come back! Take me with you!!! I want sake!!!!

Kagome: Sanosukeeeeeeee.

Sanosuke: Oh no! Here she comes! Somebody save me!!!!!

Kagome: (attacks Sano)

DPK: That's the end of the installement. Come back again.