Disclaimer: If I owned Pirates of the Caribbean, Jack WOULD come to our
school to visit.*looks crafty and brilliantly scheme-ful*
Summary: I'm sorry, I know it's dumb. I wrote it during German, so what
do you expect? It's fun to imagine, though, even if my meter is off and my
punctuation is atrocious.*grin*
If Jack Sparrow came to school,
He'd adjust his hat and smile
Then he'd stand out in the hallway
And watch people for a while.
He'd swagger into class
And to everyone's surprise
He would sit up in the front,
A crafty glimmer in his eyes.
The teacher would ask him right away
To do a problem on the board
He'd say, "Only if you pass me-
Do we now have an accord?"
The teacher would look confused,
And chaos then would reign
While Jack wrote about
Sailing out upon the salty main.
Ahoy! Avast! Look to and to!
Awake, ye scabrous dogs!
He'd take the class attendance
And draw skulls on all the logs.
Then he'd set his hat so carefully
Upon the teacher's desk,
And she'd sit down to listen-
For her, a welcome rest.
He would talk of many things,
Of ships and swords and treasure
The class would listen raptly
To this pirate lecturer.
But soon the bell would ring for lunch,
And all would then depart
Jack would watch them go so sadly,
His hat placed upon his heart.
school to visit.*looks crafty and brilliantly scheme-ful*
Summary: I'm sorry, I know it's dumb. I wrote it during German, so what
do you expect? It's fun to imagine, though, even if my meter is off and my
punctuation is atrocious.*grin*
If Jack Sparrow came to school,
He'd adjust his hat and smile
Then he'd stand out in the hallway
And watch people for a while.
He'd swagger into class
And to everyone's surprise
He would sit up in the front,
A crafty glimmer in his eyes.
The teacher would ask him right away
To do a problem on the board
He'd say, "Only if you pass me-
Do we now have an accord?"
The teacher would look confused,
And chaos then would reign
While Jack wrote about
Sailing out upon the salty main.
Ahoy! Avast! Look to and to!
Awake, ye scabrous dogs!
He'd take the class attendance
And draw skulls on all the logs.
Then he'd set his hat so carefully
Upon the teacher's desk,
And she'd sit down to listen-
For her, a welcome rest.
He would talk of many things,
Of ships and swords and treasure
The class would listen raptly
To this pirate lecturer.
But soon the bell would ring for lunch,
And all would then depart
Jack would watch them go so sadly,
His hat placed upon his heart.
